This chav wants you to pet her. What do?

>>28096579
Start throwing tea into bays.

>>28096579
>rape

>>28096579
>pet

>>28096579
*Hover Hand*

>>28096623
>"YOU GINNA PET MAY OR WOT YOO FOOKIN CUNT?!"

>>28096628
Sorry, being on the other end of the planet and being America, I was waiting for your gravity to shift to meet my superior American gravity.

>>28096579
I won't pet no pony with ciggy brain.

>>28096675
>"U WOT"

>>28096687
>She levitates off the ground and gets petted, avoiding twenty spider, two drop bears and one gun registration.
>And gets a true American petting.

>>28096579
I do not pet bad goyim.
>inb4 /pol/ on /mlp/

>>28096697
But she still wasn't able to escape brexit

>>28096579
>Lower hand to pet her.
>Raise it back up.
>Lower it again, this time closer.
>Raise it up again.
>Probably get >>28096687 as a response,
Just too q.t.

>>28096710
We must press F to pay respects.

>F