And with that flash's repuation in highschool was ruined

>>28095600
>he's a confirmed Horsefucker
And that's why he's senpai

>>28095600
why do you think he actually banged shimmer and twilight? shimmer only got with him to get popular and then got dumped, and twilight didn't even kiss him thanks to trixie

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>>28095600
>If she's from an alternate reality, prepare for bestiality

>>28095621
So he just WANTS to commit beastiality, he's just such a loser that even the horses won't let him fuck them.

flash is our guy

>>28095639
he knows they are horses but only wants to fuck their human bodies, he's like the cancerous eqgfag s that infest this board

>>28095659
its still horsefucking even if you magically turn it into a person first

>>28095600
> Flash Sentry is /mlp/
Huh

>>28095777
its self hatred at its finest

>>28095777
>/mlp/
>wants to fuck no hooves

Kill yourself, newfag

>>28095858
what's Flash to do, go through the portal?

wait

time to make new prompt

>be flash
>wanna fuck horses
>but all horses are human now
>except-
>except for the ones on the otherside of the portal
>lightbulb

>>28095883
>Insert ponos into protal

>>28095903
>be twilight absentmindly passing the mirror
>record scratch

>there's a penis
>coming out of the portal

>it's not a stallion penis
>it's quite large too
>wait
>you remembered this from the anatomy books, in the human world
>that's a human penis
>they were generally larger than stallion pony penises

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>>28095600
>mfw they're giving everyone tits
>including flash

>>28095600
Considering I want to bang that same girl, I can hardly blame Flash for that. In fact I have it worse, at least he's a cartoon as well, I don't have even that.connection.

>>28096278
>Flash is the only guy who will ever have a chance to bang Twilight
Do we hate him for trying or for failing?

>>28095624
Zecora plz go.

>>28095911
>>record scratch
>You're probably wondering how I got into this situation. It's a long story, but we're gonna need to rewind...

>>28096330
My name is Flash

>>28096350
See that guy? That's me. Your average guitar rocking teenager in an average looking school until...

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>>28096367
*freeze frame*
There she is... The horse woman I thought I could only dream of. She just walked smack into my life like someone who doesn't know how to use a pull-door.

I need someone to draw a pic of Flash getting hit by Granny Smiths car now.

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>>28096382
>And her?
>She's a horse worman too
>I dated her for awhile
>She turned out to be evil
>but what can I say?
>bad, good, as long as they're horses
>but there's a problem...
>They aren't horses anymore

>>28096382
Now I know what you are thinking: Flash, what kind of M. Night Shyamalan twist are you pulling here? A horse woman? Don't worry guys, will get to that in a bit, but first let us talk about me.

the EqG events as told by Flash?
I'd read it

>>28096330
>>28096350
>>28096367
>>28096382
>>28096394
>>28096398
Kek

>We will never get a MAS episode where Jason Lee does a My Name is Earl type episode voicing Flash Sentry.

>>28096398
It was regular day, awhile before the Fall Formal. In between classes, I was at my locker, just grabbing some books. Then, out of nowhere, something hits my legs. I looked down and saw this purple-skinned chcik on the ground, with a dog next to her. I helped her up and asked if she was okay, and she didn't say anything. Just nodded. I didn't think anything of her then.

>>28096444
Lets catch up real quick.
1. >>28096330
2. >>28096350
3. >>28096367
4. >>28096444
5. >>28096382
6. >>28096398

Now back on track!

>>28096444
She went her way after that but I, being the thoughtful guy that I am, couldn't stop thinking about her.
There was something magical to her and to our meeting.
You see, when a girl just falls at your feet it has to be destiny. There is no "oh she tripped" or "the floor was just wet", no man, this was destiny.
And it hit me like a wave, and not that wave of stench that comes from the locker room after practice, no this was a wave of love.
So I did what my good friend Sandalwood always tells me to do, I rode the wave.

>>28096408
Here they are baby, brought to you anonymously and in HD Spoiler Text Format

>I'm keeping track of everything in a .txt document

>>28096476
I saw her at cafeteria later that day
I sat over with my band, the "rockers" of the school
She sat with the nature girl, Fluttershy
She was pretty weird, actually
No table manners at all
But danm, was she hot

>>28096508
*the cafeteria

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>>28096508
>good man

It was in the middle of my admiring of the new girl when I get a slap to the back of my head.
Normally that would mean I spilled spaghetti all over my lunch tray, which totally didn't happen.
I kept my cool and turned to look at THIS guy.
Meet Brawly Beats. Drummer of my band.
>"Bra, you eyeing the new purple chick?"
A class act type of guy, but I am classier.
"Dude, there is something magic to her. Killer legs, sexy streak in her hair. Total babe."
>"Whatever you say man. You always had weird taste."
Plebs, am I right?

>>28096568
You gonna continue this?

Also, drop the spoilers. Makes it a pain to read.

>>28097042
I think you scared Flash off

>>28097042
Sorry, I was sleeping
It was a sort of collab with some other anon and I am kinda waiting for his reply
You guys want me to continue solo?

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>>28097042
Just add an s{color:#F00 !important} in your css 4chan style.
>pick related.

>>28098700
I'm not using any addon that allows overriding CSS, and I'd rather not. Also, I doubt those would be available in mobile browsers, so even if I did it would only half solve the problem.

The only good solution is not to pointlessly abuse spoiler tags.

>>28095600
Friendly reminder that while we can joked about Flash being a zoophile, Princess Twilight alone can be taken as a pedophile/hebephile as well for taking interest at him, a minor.

>>28095600
>"YOU, better watch yourself girl, cuz youre fucking playing with fire with me"

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>>28095624
>If she's willing and able, Flash is in the stable

>>28096382
Why do these pictures look terrific as the original pencil drawings but whenever someone does a clean ink version they look completely shit?

>>28095745
Dude can you contain your autism for a second?

HORSEfucker like in HORSE the animal not hirse mind in an human body

FUCKING RETARD REEEEEE

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>>28095624
>You think it's a mere gag? Flash pounds that marevag!

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>>28099116

>>28095600
Flashlight shipping is over in EQG4 and Flash Sentry is still a brony dork!

>>28095639
Just like us

>>28095600
He's the OG horsefucker, he gets my respect for that.

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>>28103189
You sure about that?

>>28096319
For trying, of course. All these sad crying autists always hated him for that.

>>28096319
He hasn't failed yet. Timber may get in the way though.

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>>28104824
>unicorn transformed into human by magic
>guy wants to fuck her
>finds out she's actually a unicorn
>still wants to fuck her

Oh, please. Flash is just a fag version of Prince Lir.

>>28104901
>Learn a girl is a horse.
>Still love her.

Screw you, man, that is true love.

>>28095600
>they slowly turn Flash into horsefucker
>/mlp/ identify and accept being cucked

My /a/utism is tingling.

>>28097042
>>28096568
fuck it, I'll continue it.

>>28098802
ALL OF THE MANE SIX ARE TEENAGERS. PONY TWILIGHT TOO.

>>28104962
It is. And Prince Lir did it first. The whole "girl is actually a unicorn" thing. It's basically the exact same as Flash, except with less guitar-playing and looking like a fag and more monster hunting and looking like he might be secretly evil (but totally isn't!). And one musical number about how much he sucks at art.

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>>28104981
>PONY TWILIGHT TOO.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>28105001
She turned into a teenager when she went through the portal: its canon bitch.

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>>28105019
And Celestia have 30'
and spyke is a baby puppy

No.

>>28105019
That's what I told the officer. Except instead of Twilight, it was my dick turning into a teenager's dick. And instead of the mirror, it was a teenage girl it went through. He didn't believe me! Man, that was embarrassing.

>>28105036
>spike*
fug botnet ^:(

>>28105036
>And Celestia have 30'

>Implying celestia isn't an immortal who lures her students into the school basement to murder them and bath in their blood to maintain her eternal youth, and that's the sole reason for canterlot high's existence

>>28105096
Celestia, Final Boss of the Universe

>>28095600
That Twi isn't even from Equestria, ya dumb fucks!

>>28105207
Technically, they are all horses at heart, they just haven't crossed the portal yet.

>Flash is a confirmed Horsefucker

Never thought he'd redeem himself and become the best and most relatable character

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>>28095600

what the fuck is this

I've been gone for a month and I see this

>>28105692
EQG4 soon

>>28105714

thx senpai

>>28104869
Human Twilight does NOT love Flash! She's still friend with Sunset Shimmer.

>>28095600
What sucks for him is that pony Twilight is infatuated with Flash.

Human Twilight is shit anyways, Flash, forget about her.

>>28106312
>>28107170
Sunset should share her diary with Flash
Help set up a date like a good friend

>>28107195
>Sunset
>Not being a huge dick.
Bet she is a jealous dyke too.

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>>28095624
He cannot be deterred, keep an eye on your herd!

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>>28095600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTvqVKUu4sY&feature=youtu.be

>Flash getting cucked.

Fuck no, why, he doesn't deserve this Also how old is that guy, seriously, 20 something? She's just a teenager.

>>28107392
"The uploader has not made this video available in your country."

Fine, just kill me then.

>>28107409
A friend downloaded it to me since I live in Mexa-land.

The cucking is real and I don't like it.

>>28107412
This is so wrong.
I know that it is sort of a stereotype to fuck your instructor and all, but Flash is part of our family!
You can't hurt a brother like that!

>>28107438
He is the OG horsefucker and Twilight will break his heart.

Fuck no, this cannot be true.

>>28107442
>"I thought you were special, Twilight! That you were more than just a pretentious nerd and maybe we could be more together! But I guess that the only good girl to ever come to this school had to be a princess from a magical horseland."

Do you think Flash and Sunset will get together again?

>>28107578
Nah, Sunset is not good enough for Flash.

>>28107392
Jesus I just watched that shit.
I can't handle it. And the girls cheering the moment only grinds my bones even further.
Flash, please come back to us.
I was sorry for calling you a chad before. I'd rather have you than Timber "Hard as wood" Spruce.