MLP General

>>28092011
Colt train's mom has got it goin on

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>filly

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611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni

612 - Spice Up Your Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g

613 - Strange Than Fan Fiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzb7r1isiqU
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4mjj9i

NEW PROMO VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqWQ3FUPWjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjjt6rjR9MU

615 - 28 Pranks Later: When Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand, the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine - zom-pony style!

616 - The Times They Are A Changeling: Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.

617 - Dungeons and Discords: When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.

618 - Buckball Season: Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy turn out to be Ponyville's best buckball players; Applejack and Rainbow Dash agree to coach them against Appleoosa.

619 - The Fault in Our Cutie Marks: An enthusiastic young griffin asks the Crusaders to help her get her very own Cutie Mark; the Crusaders encounter a seemingly impossible problem.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

I can't believe MLPG is fucking dead.

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>colt

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I was hoping we'd see this colt again

>>28092023
Oh god, someone turned Noi into a body pillow

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PURPLE

fuck ponies man

>>28092015
So... who are Dinky's parents, again?
She pairs with a lot of ponies for some reason.

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>>28092026
We'll have to bring him back ourselves.

Too bad this episode won't rekindle interest in PonyKart

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>>28092016

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>>28092065

She shows up with pretty much everyone

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Train Colt has a cute sister or mother

>tfw Derpy is better than Rarara

>>28092094
>his cart isn't a train
were they even trying

>>28092094
oh wow she really is a qt

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>>28092066
What are ya,

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The best way to keep a filly from going to another house is giving her plenty of food and a good shelter.

>>28092124
A locked basement works too

My favorite part was when they crashed, and they had to pull their sisters' bodies from the wreckage.

>>28092074
>>28092065

Ponies raise their children as a community.

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I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG

>>28092110
He wanted to go fast.

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>>28092116
>>28092110
she really is

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>>28092136

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>>28092157

I like to take this view myself as it explains an awful lot

though it does seem there are exceptions, especially among the well off pones

>>28092157
That would be better than the alternative: a lot of cute fillies and colts being orphans in a town in the middle of nowhere.

>>28092175
It's a very comfortable basement.

Give it to me straight, MLPG

Was Noi in this episode?

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>>28092041
A cute.

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>>28092254
No.

>>28092285
Just give her the book already!

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Thanks for coming by! Next week it's 307: Daddy-O, with John Williams music!

Ponies keeps racing onward with a Rainbow Dash feature, too!

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>>28092319
That won't accomplish anything. She always wants more.

>>28092349
That's way too fucking cute

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>>28092387
that's just how the purple works

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WHAT I LEARNED FROM MLP TODAY IS _____________

>>28092518
does she do any tricks

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>>28092528
She can make your penis disappear

>>28092528
She stretches out her orifices to unnatural widths to take in as many dicks as she can

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>>28092538

>>28092537
8.5/10

Tells the entire class about the race
Only 8 actually participate

Huh.

So was this shit extra credit, or....

>>28092522
Apparently when you crash in a race that has a triple crossing it is your fault

>>28092522
Horses are fucking stupid

>>28092522
lol who learns things from my little pony

A seven nation army couldn't pull me out.

>>28092606
don't you know anon

ponies always race in heats

>>28092522
people like my opinions

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Syndicate Nuclear Operatives have boarded the station. All personnel, defend the Nuclear Authentication Disk with your life.

>>28092667
I don't think I could play a pony SS13. I think I'd get PTSD from bludgeoning a little mare until her face caved in.

Who gives a shit about Pinkie Pie?

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>>28092717
DELET THIS

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>>28092717

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>>28092728
I heard Rainbow Dash likes to go pranking with Pinkie Pie.

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>>28092686
>Not tossing her out the airlock for the glory of the syndicate
>Not extracting her genes with your long, powerful proboscis
>Not slapping the Curse of the Cluwne on her for offending the Wizard Federation
>NOT GETTING DAT FUKKEN DISK

Getting greentext is more important than getting pony.

Celestia and Luna have shared their teachings with you, you now posses your own celestial body, what shall you call it?

>>28092537
I actually laughed out loud

>>28092824
Optimus Prime

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>>28092717
Not me!
She's an annoying spastic fuck!
I hope she dies!

>>28092824
Terra

>>28092824
Benis

>>28092065
Derpy accidentally slept with her housemate Carrot Top's husband, the purplish unicorn, and got preggers.

It wasn't on purpose, but none of them regret it.

>>28092107
>the circles on her flank are the creative cluster of nails she used to hold the wheel forks on the cart

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pony is grumpy

>>28092384
>it was a Phoenix all along
My heart...

Three words, second reply, will get a story.

>>28093025
>>28093000

>>28093025
Go fuck yourself

Giddy up derby racers!

>>28093025
Twilight tutoring Ember

>>28093035
nice

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BigandBold

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https://www.google.com.au/search?q=horse+sounds

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>>28093035

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>>28093061
Shamwow doesn't belong in a trash can
Why would you post this

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>>28093061
>.au

Don't bully the person horses

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>>28093103
but it's okay if pony bullies the ponyhuman, right

>>28092011
You can't spell flyingsaucerisafaggot without faggot.

Is it just me, or was today's episode bad?

>>28093146
I enjoyed it

it wasn't great or anything, but I wouldn't say it's bad

>>28093035
As Derpy extracted herself from the ruins of the cart, she could feel the "F" forming on her lips. It wanted out, it needed out, and by golly, it was coming out. "Fffffudgemuffins!" she swore, kicking a loose tyre, which bounded away.

She could see the gaze of her left eye twitching, and despite not caring much at the moment, she knew she had to get herself reined in, before Dinky's classmates started paying attention to her. Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

Calmed slightly, she watched the young colt hover himself from the wrecks to beside her, body undamaged but spirit bruised. "Hayheart, are you okay?" she asked him.

He buried his face in her wing-shoulder, and muffled his sobs.

>>28093146
PBS-tier.

I liked the Speed Racer reference, it was nice a subtle.

Did anyone else catch it?

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>>28093146

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>>28093126
Yes. But ponies are allowed to do anything.

>>28093146
not just you It was painfully boring

>>28093146
Whole lotta nothing really.

>>28093146
What was bad about it?

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>>28093177
Go, go speed racer!

>>28093146
It wasn't bad so much as just simple.
There really wasn't much to dislike, but there wasn't much to like about it either.

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>>28093146
Filler episode.

What if the Ponies raced across Equestria Cannonball Run style?

>>28093198
>>28093202
Do you guys hate S1 too?

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>>28093188
So if a pony wants to fist you as hard as she can without lube you have to agree?

>>28093156
Props for delivering. I can imagine her saying that, cute.

>>28093246
Yes. And you have to thank her afterwards.

>>28093146
It was an episode about little kids making boxcarts to race down a hill.
You can't expect TOO much.

>>28093263
>down a hill.
D
Y
E
W
T
S

>>28092522
/mlp/ can't reasonably judge episodes.

>>28093227
S1 is boring

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>>28093263
>down a hill

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>>28093300
SHUT UP
SEASON 1 IS THE GREATEST THING ON EARTH AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS 0/10 GARBAGE

>>28093300
You're boring

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>>28093060
Rarity confirmed for size queen

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>>28093317
I liked Season 2 more than Season 1

Slice of life or adventure?

>>28093332
Big adventure

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>that EqG preview confirms that the grills all have adorable little girly feet
yes
YES

>>28093332
Both. Extremes are bad.

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>>28093311
>her parents didn't even come to her race

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>>28093332

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>>28093324
>size queen Rarity
This is my fetish.

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>>28093342
Who cares when boots are hotter than bare feet

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>>28093345
Being DT is suffering.

>>28093332
I feel as though there is more/better slice of life thrown into adventure episodes.

Hasbro just forgot that both can be used in a single episode.

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>>28093361
Heels are hotter than bare feet*

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>>28093324
does that include herself

>>28093383
>I feel as though there is more/better slice of life thrown into adventure episodes.

You wanna give us an example?

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>>28093403
>>28093359
She wants to be big and be with big

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>>28093400
Boots with heels are hotter than bare feet*

>>28093412
Well, most recently, the Daring Do episode and if we're counting premires...that disater of an episode did have decent pink shimmer SoL dispite my dislike of her.

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>>28093416
>>28093416
>comparing sizes with Rarity

>>28093227
Nah S1 is my favorite, I just wasn't too keen on the premise for this one and the execution didn't really go above expectations. Song was a little weak too but that's not such a huge thing.

It was harmless, there's always at least a few episodes like this per season.

>>28093156
She walked him quietly to the shade of a nearby tree, and sat down. He sniffled, one big booger string connecting his nose to her wing. "You were great out there," she warbled in her nasal voice, "If those wings hadn't blocked us, we woulda been second place."

Hayheart smiled, "You really mean that, miss Derpy?" he asked, wiping his nose with a hoof.

She nodded. "Uh huh. Your mom and dad woulda been real proud."

His face fell again. Oopsie. She put a hoof over her mouth in shock. She hadn't meant to remind the young orphan that they were on a day trip, that he was going back to the group home after the race, and that his parents had died.

She smiled her widest grin, and lifted his chin with a hoof. "They'da been real proud of you, Hayheart, because you're a smart colt. Painting the wood to make it look like wood made it really smooth, and made it go really fast 'cause it pushed all the air out of the way. I just wish we could have finished the race."

Just then, Miss Cheerilee announced that the race would be run again.

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>>28093438
>Rarity will never bring you up to par

>Luke Allen is back

>>28093442
If they hadn't hammered it home so badly, it would have been a good lesson. If the fillies had switched carts, it would have been a decent solution. If the adults hadn't been so oblivious, I mean "Somepony To Watch Over Me" level oblivious, it would have been a better episode.

This would have worked as an 11-minute half-episode. However, I can rewatch it and find more to enjoy.

>>28093483
>Luke Allen never left

>>28093438
>she uses magic to give you a comparably sized monster horsecock
>frotting with hyperfuta rarity

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>>28093475
>Rarity using her magic to enhance you in various ways until she's satisfied

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>>28093400

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>>28093505

Rarity is

>>28093456
Derpy confirmed for ork.

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>>28093515
A lovey dovey perfect little marshmallowy fashion horsie

>>28093515
The best

>>28093515
2nd place

>>28093515
fat

>>28093515
A pretty pony

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>>28093554
>Rarity is going to have her mom's body one day

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>>28092123
>idubz
Grow up dude

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>>28093515
a butt

>>28093590
https://doodl.blob.core.windows.net/2016-07-10/sdM34suhZUSIj2+imA+fsA

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>>28093611
TORNADO FILLY

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>>28093617
I like that filly

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>>28093617
She's so energetic.

>>28093611
Babs a super cute

Too bad we'll never see her again

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>>28093631
>>28093626
she's so cute

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Ya know, it's kinda funny.

And also kinda sad.

I've been in this fandom long enough that I've both been in the CMC age rating. e.g. peers, and now I think of them as children.

Being 19 sucks.

>>28093598
RUDE

>>28093503
>one to boost capacity
>one to boost production
>one to speed up the refractory time
>one to increase girth
>one to cause the head to flare
>one to increase length
>another one for girth
>about three more for capacity/production each
>she wants you to blow like a goddamn herd of zebras

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>>28093611

>>28093658
>when she finally brings you to a knee-wobbling climax you end up gluing her to the opposite wall

>>28093667
>she hadn't even meant to, it was just a little playful teasing, running her tail along your thigh as she walked past
>she probably shouldn't have done it in public

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>>28093656
Knowing that literal teenagers browse this site everyday makes me feel old sometimes, but then again I was around 16 when I started browsing 4chan.

Have a Nyx, I guess.

>>28093678
>after erupting for five minutes straight, you need a minute to recover
>but your production is so unreal you're ready to go again once you catch your breath

>>28093667
>she flies off with a wa ha ha
>after prying herself from the wall, she titters a bit about how that was a good first try, but she'll need to make sure she drains you empty before she lets you go
>takes you up to the bathroom and sees if you can't fill the tub
>she'll probably zap you another two or three times to make sure you can

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>>28093692
>Can't even think of dating Scootaloo without it being pedo now

fug

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>>28093660

>>28093701
>zaps you mid-climax
>you start spurting harder
>keeps you cumming non-stop for fifteen minutes as you fill the tub
>can't stop though, and you overflow it with no signs of slowing down

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>>28092011
reminded me of this

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>>28093713

>>28093709
>I just keep getting older, they keep staying the same age

or whatever that quote was.

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>>28093456
Despite the Cutie Mark Crashers' redesigns, Derpy advised Hayheart to use the same set of plans as before. While he worked on the cart itself, she constructed the new undercarriage.

"Hum de dum, ta te tum," she hummed to herself as she worked. Music always made work go easier for ponies, and while the montage music was sung by Rainbow Dash and her friends, she felt it wasn't cheating to leech a bit of their good luck.

Luck, she mused as she hummed. She always got lucky, or unlucky, never normal. It was like her eyes; one saw what she wanted to see, and the other sometimes saw what she needed to see.

She got unlucky when she'd made her first cart when she was a filly, because it wasn't the fastest, but she was lucky it was so bad it was the most creative, and it earned her Cutie Mark because the nails held it together. Holding things together that shouldn't work was her specialty, she supposed, along with her lifelong battle with luck.

She was unlucky when she got fatter and fatter, and lucky when she had Dinky. She was lucky when she got to try for the Best Young Flyer, but unlucky when Rainboom Dash won it. She was unlucky when the super athletic Rainbow and Applejack nearly won the Running of the Leaves, but lucky when they fought near the finish and she ended up winning first place.

She was unlucky when the system thought she was a super-dumb pony and took Dinky away, but she got really lucky when they realized she wasn't and gave her back, and that's how they both met Amethyst Star, who was an orphan who'd never been adopted and just sorta fell into a job at the group home after she got her mark in organizing. That was how Derpy ended up with a new daughter only a year younger than herself, and a new older sister for Dinky. That was how she got involved with day trips from the group home system, and how she had ended up here with Hayheart at the derby.

Upon reflection, she'd been really, really lucky to find so much love.

>>28093716
>eventually you collapse, a few weak spurts coating the floor
>Rarity's practically wallowing in the stuff, laughing like a filly in a candy store with an "all you can grab" coupon
>A few errant twitches puts out one last blob of cum, and you fell lightheaded
>putting out all of that might have left you starving and dehydrated

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>>28093730
>someday you will be too old for your waifu

>>28093742
aww

>>28093742
daww
cute

Where's a screencap thread for this episode?

>>28093188
bottomless is best fetish

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>>28093764
you're never too old if you have enough money

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FUCKING ZIGGERS

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>>28093764

>tfw I'm beginning to think of college age people as "kids"

>>28093764
ANON NO
STOP

>>28093825
>you will never be the colt in the cute skirt

What's EXP? It's an acronym.
It stands for "Execution points."
A way of qualifying the pain you have inflicted on others.
When you kill someone, Your EXP increases.
When you have enough EXP, your LOVE increases.
LOVE, too is an acronym. it stands for "Level of Violence."
A way of measuring someone's capacity to hurt.
The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself."
The more you distrance yourself, the less you will hurt.
The more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others.

>>28093827
Well I don't really feel any older than when I was in high school
People just treat me differently

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>>28093146
I thought it was a great episode. We get to see the fillies interact with their older sisters and Rainbow Dash.

>>28093263
You're saying like it a bad thing.

What's the most fun a pony can have with her clothes on?

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>>28093833
Would you choose immortals, and live know they will have to suffer your death?

Twilight Sparkle won't outlive her enemies.

>>28093900
What makes you think an immortal would love one of us?

>>28093911
>Twilight Sparkle's enemies: Tirek, NMM, Discord, Chrysalis, Sombra, Starlight
If Chryssy is an ageless shapeshifter and Glimmy ascends to rule alongside Twilight in wedlock I could see it

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>>28093898
anything!
sky's the limit

>>28093742
As the second race drew nearer, Hayheart attached the undercarriage while she watched. It was probably better than the first, truth be told. "You did a really good job, Hayheart," she said, "And you did it by being yourself."

He smiled. "Thanks, miss Derpy!" Then, together they pushed the cart to the staging area. With a quick flap, he leaped into the driver's seat and buckled himself into the harness.

Derpy smiled, and took to the air herself, aiming to land in the crowd of parents and uncles and aunts and friends who were ready to watch the race. Unfortunately, she'd forgotten about the snot on her wing. The aerodynamics were off, and she overcompensated, and she landed upside down in the tree behind the other spectators! She tried to untangle herself, from the tree limbs, but got entangled further and ended up dangling over a bare low limb of the tree, face-to-face with an angry momma robin, perfectly visible to the now-staring crowd.

Hayheart's jaw dropped.

Cheerilee's voice called out, "Derby racers to the starting line!"

Upside down and eyes askew, Derpy pointed at where he needed to be. "Go! Go! You can do it!"

And as the racers pulled up to the line, as the other grown-ups turned from her spectacle to watch the race begin, she carefully pulled herself down from the tree, avoiding the nest and the angry bird. With a fluffy thump, she arrived on the ground just in time to see the racers take off. "Woohoo, go Hayheart!" she cried out, pumping a hoof in the air.

Today had been a good day.

-end-

>>28093941
What happens past the sky?

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>>28093926
You're very charming Anon.

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>>28093951
the biggest adventure yet

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>>28093798
Here's one, the colt Derpy rode with. Someone will point you to the rest.

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>>28093951
You should probably ask a pegasus

>>28093949
yay

>>28093857
And it combined both pinewood derby tropes and boxcar racing tropes in a single race. Silly, fun genius.

>>28093949
That was really cute.

Dicks out for Derpy!

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>>28093991
>Derpy gangbang

RAZZLE DAZZLE

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>>28094007
GLITZ AND GLAM

>>28093959
What if he won all three medals off screen?

>>28094013
TURN IT ALL UP

>>28094009
why is that axe wound leaking?

>>28094031
IT'S A SPECTACLE

Pony threatens you with 30 days in the filly house if you don't do everything she demands.

>>28094039
It's fresh

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>>28094054
But isn't this the filly house?

>>28094054
I will submit to pony's every whim if she turns me into a filly and banishes me to the filly tower

>>28093926
>>28093953
OKAY FINE DON'T APPRECIATE MY COMPLIMENT YA STINGY CUNT

>>28094007
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>>28094046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSbEUVVQPs0

little pony

https://derpibooru.org/1178678

>>28093503

>The first time, she just enhanced your junk
>But since you didn't object, she started enhancing... other things
>She makes you dress up in tight, revealing clothing, then magically roids you until it all rips to shreds
>"DOHOHO SILLY ME, GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE NEW MEASUREMENTS"
>Your muscles twitch in approval

>>28093911
If she kills them, they win

>>28094131
how did that lunatic get elected?

>>28093938
Starlight isnt/wasn't a villain

Don't let the fillies win.

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The fillies are winning.

>>28094248
Kill them

>>28094253
please do not killy the filly

>>28093986
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>>28093253
Thanks for the feedback!

>>28093035
Thanks for the prompt! FYI, both "Go" and "yourself" appear in the final segment.

Autism notes:
If this story had gone longer, I'd have included a few more ideas that build to another potential headcanon:
- ponies often choose a nickname upon getting their cutie mark, which is why pony names so often directly match their professions or cutie marks
- Derpy had a speech impediment when she was younger, which persisted all the way up through "The Last Roundup," after which she got speech therapy before Slice of Life.
- Her birth name might have been Ditzy Doo, Muffins, or some combination thereof, but the Cutie Mark name she chose was "Derby" - which she said as "Derpy," which led to more teasing than "Doo Muffins" initially.

>>28094265
theres literally nothing wrong with daapi's voice in the last roundup

>>28094275
in the redacted version, sure

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Filly the filly.

>>28094288
Can't I just play with her?

>>28094140
Because it's 2016

How full should I fill the filly?

You are now AFF: Away from Filly.

>>28094372
please do not overfill the fillies
if they get too fat they can't do all the filly things they need to do

>>28094394
Filly things burn a lot of energy, just make sure she's doing filly things every day and she should be fine.

There is literally nothing that can't be fixed by cuddling a filly.

>>28094451
What about mortal wounds?

>>28094275
Her first voice wasn't the typical adult mare's voice, and many of us in the early fandom thought she was purposefully being portrayed as intellectually disabled, developmentally disordered, or both. I applaud anyone with either issue who self-advocates for services and attempts to make their life better.

My sister, who is not disordered in either way, had trouble saying her "r" sounds throughout Elementary school, and was both sad and defensive about the social effects thereof until she got the help she needed. (She now has her Master's degree and taught elementary school for ten years.) This Derpy similarly recognized her voice as a reason ponies reacted to her the way they did: teasing and believing her to be sillier than the average pony. She took measures that improved her social standing and strangers' reactions to her voice.

>>28094467
Cuddling a filly will allow you to accept death.

>>28094451
What about my dire financial straits?

>>28094469
>many of us in the early fandom thought she was purposefully being portrayed as intellectually disabled, developmentally disordered, or both
retard

filly was unable to do 60 filly things per hour

filly exploded

>>28094481
"Many" might be an exaggeration, but he's not wrong.
I was of the mind that she was just cheerfully scatterbrained with a wall-eyed expression, but otherwise perfectly normal in intelligence/competence.

>>28094481
As someone who works at an autism therapy company, I am literally not allowed to say that word. And since my identity has been positively identified with this pseudonym, this counts as social media.
:P

I don't like you.
Filly doesn't like you either.

>>28094406
>ponies have to take "how to cope with being a mass murderer" before they can visit humans

>>28094518
Don't talk to me or my filly again.

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Come give your aunty Twily some hugs!

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>>28094532
You can't own a filly.

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>>28094542
the fillies you own
end up owning you

Would you punch a horse if she took your sandwich.

I want to punch horse belly

>>28094552
I would reach into her stomach and take it back.

>>28094495
My favorite early characterization was that she had "word salad" - she couldn't talk comprehensibly due to a neurological disorder - but was otherwise perfectly normal in intelligence/competence.

I gave up on a story in which she was the weird mailmare, but also a poet of extraordinary skill who was pseudonymously published. Twilight Sparkle got her book of poetry in the latest shipment for the library, and went looking for the author's real identity. Feels ensue.

Today's quickfic is now on my anthology:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/96552/7/second-post-gets-a-story---anthology/a-day-at-the-races

Good night!

>>28094559
pony swallowed you whole
but at least you get to be with your sandwich again

>>28092522
All horses can not operate automobiles.

>>28094572
This is my fetish.
Jerk off in pony's stomach.

What if your pony was Mr. Clean the whole time and you just never noticed?

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>>28094558
punch this

>>28094591
That doesn't explain why she rubs her butt on my couch every day.

>>28094604
doesn't it, though?

>>28094609
No. And what about these pesky wine stains she leaves?

What if your pony was actually dead and you thought she was just lazy?

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>>28094712
Eat the dead horse
gain its horsey powers

>>28093590
this is my new fave ponee

>>28094571
nice

>>28094518
Is filly wanted in twelve systems?

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>>28094727
I'd certainly eat that horse

>>28094748
well that took an unexpected directionm

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>>28094748
I like it when ponies lie on their side like that

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>>28094748

haha chest tufts lol

>>28094791
Draw all the main pones laying on their side like that on a picnic rug.

>>28094748
Holy shit that last panel, my sides.

>>28094832
I miss seeing Tess make pones....

>>28094842
I miss that xieril guy drawing pones.

Shame he had to drop dead.

>>28094849
literally how

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>>28094765
you want sum of her meaty pork product?

>>28094832
Give me that princess

There must be more to life than fillies.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1frH1a0ophM

>>28094904
I heard there's colts.

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Pierce the ponnis

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>>28094856
I'd hotdog her bacon bits if you know what I mean.

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>>28092522
MY LEG!!

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>>28094979
You're going to stuff hotdogs into her asshole?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n2UrflbCfc

I have fumbled upon this

And now you must share my suffering

Derpy's special talent is screwing up in a way that brings ponies together.
duh.

Derpy's special talent is making Anon hard.

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>>28095024
>11:38

>yfw daapi wins the daabi bowl

>>28087509
Shame about the writing.
Slice of life was filled with retarded fanservice nobody wanted then this episode roles around and they have the oportunity to do some good fanservice that people want.
Lol nope shes not a dentist at all.

>>28095054
how can one pony be so terrified of cheese anyways?

>>28087704
A travesty

The new episode really triggered my autism.
>Dash using a saw with her hooves
>Pones can work seatbelts with hooves
>Pones having seatbelt technology in the first place

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beep beep

This episodes opening has me far more excited then last episodes.
I was right about that one being shit so im confident this will be great

>>28095100
This isn't even the first time they had seatbelts

>>28095101
>pony tries to fix your car
>Ends up drinking the radiator fluid

>>28095068
Cheese related near-death experience
>>28095100
>Pones having seatbelt technology in the first place
Gotta be a good role model for the kids I guess.

>>28095104
Those awards are pretty much custom designed for applejack rainbow dash and rarity

>>28095123
>applebloom cutting applejack off from starting a history lesson.
Cute.

Im offended that none of the fillys were excited to learn new things though

>>28095101
I bet Rarity insisted they all get in a big tub to wash off afterwards.

>>28095154
Why was there even an award for most traditional when the derby first started.

>>28095164
Knowing your audience is indeed important

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Ponies are cunts

>>28095189
People aren't much better most of the time.

>>28095184
Im going to be sad if luna is not present at the derby.
I dont care about celestia but luna is well established as the filly princess im sure she would want to be there.

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>>28095189
>I'm a cute aunt!
>A cunt!

Ponuts

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>>28095219
Both fists
wrist deep

>>28095203
Wait how did applejack paint the line back on with a single swipe of the brush shouldent that have taken the roller to go over it and then a smaller brush for the other bit

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>>28095211
the cutest cunt

>>28095235
Apples

>>28095235
I can see where this is going and isent that against the rules
Also it seems a little out of character for applejack to take the drivers seat. I get what they are going for they got so absorbed into it they forgot who the race was for but of every pony in that race main character or otherwise shes the last i would have chosen for that

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>>28095246

>>28095272
Oh its all 3 of them not just applejack
Still stupid but a lot more forgivable now

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HABBADING

DOG BLESS BENCILS

>>28095308
Look at them hoof-butts