>"Don't worry Anon, momma's here!"

Mods

>>28084566
I saved that pastebin somewhere
unf

>>28084754
SOMEBODY SAVEEEEEE MEEEEEE
but nobody came.

>>28084566
For the last time! You're not my mother!
and how do you keep getting into my house?

You're not Celestia.

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>>28084813

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>>28084777
Never before have I fapped so shamefully until I read it

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>>28084566
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

>>28084566
"do you ponies know anything about trespassing or personal space? This is the 4th time this week one of you has broken into my house all smiley like is perfectly ok."

>>28084777
Well? Share it.

>>28084566
Hi Anon, did you know roleplaying is against the rules?

https://www.4chan.org/rules#mlp

Mods and janitors have tried to take a hands-off approach with this format of thread, but it's gotten to the point where low-effort "greentext bait" threads using this format have started to take over the board. These threads are often completely unrelated to MLP other than the OP image, and since they take very little effort to create they routinely get spammed and push other, genuinely creative threads off the board.

Just to be clear, CYOA threads are not roleplaying. CYOA threads have a single author driving the story with posters making suggestions on how the story could proceed. Roleplaying is when people responding to the thread are expected to take on an active role as a character in the story.

Now that the new season it starting it should be easier to find new things to talk about without resorting to the "greentext bait" format of thread. We know /mlp/ thrives under relaxed moderation, so we'd really appreciate it if as a community you'd refrain from posting or replying to threads in this format.

Thanks a lot,
~Scruffy

>>28085845
Hey anon, did you know you're a faggot?

>>28084566
>"Did your pimp give you the night off or something, mom?"

>>28085845
Hey Anon!
I reported you for being a faggot!

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>>28084800
I came.

>>28084566
Tuck me in and tell me a bedtime story.

>>28084813
Luna*

>>28085912
>announcing reports

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>You're late, when I pay for a prostitute I want punctuality, now suck my dick, you bitch

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>>28085992
>Talking to your mother this way

>>28086008
So THATS where the "press f to pay respects" comes from.

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>>28086008
>called her momma is just my fetish

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>>28085992
>Spike being an alpha
>Ever

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>>28086080
Spike gets all the mares. He's fucked more horses than you.

>>28086088
What ponies? I just see a little boytoy about to get attacked by adult women.

>>28084566
I'd rather have Pinkie as a mother.

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>>28086080
Daily reminder that spike can get a crystal horse pussy whenever he wants

>>28086169
>implying anybody cares about crystal horses and that they're not the most pleb-tier horses in Equestria

I'd rather fuck Applejack's dust-crusted pussy than a crystal horse's one.

>>28085845
You're just mad because Rarity will never be your mother