>"Anon, did I tell you to stop jerking off? I want every ounce of cum squirting at my face and mouth and I better not see a single drop of it. Otherwise I'll forcefully have angry sex with you so hard your dick will crack. I'm not playing! I broken every boner stallion in the racing competition and their dicks weren't urinating right. Yours will happen to you too!
>>28084240
Yes.
>>28084240
No.
>>28084240
Bring it bitch
>>28084240
Do it!
It's always been my dream to get my dick cracked by you Dash.
do want
>>28084240
RP is no longer allowed. Goodnight.
hq thread desu
>>28084240
Maybe.
>>28084240
>RP
>image.jpg
>ounce
>>28085349
And /mlp/ is worse off for it.
>>28084240
"That might be kinda fun too you know."
>She scowls at you and spits on your throbbing member.
>"Just keep going!"
"Fine, but if I'm busting a nut, it'd better not go to waste."
>You keep stroking, working her saliva into your dry skin.
>Between her angry scowling and your furious masturbating you somehow push yourself to climax.
>Long strings of hot semen spurt out of your tip and land on her muzzle.
>She licks up the drops that dangle off her nose.
>"What the hay! Is that it?"
"Uhh, yeah."
>Her hooves grab your dick and begin stroking it.
>"Gimme more cum!"
"Dash I'm all...wait a minute..."
>You grab her mane and pull.
>A blue Rainbow Dash mask comes off and you see Raritisluts face underneath.
>Goddammit.
>>28084240
>want every ounce of cum squirting at my face and mouth and I better not see a single drop of it.
>want every ounce in face/mouth
>not see a single drop
>wants it in face/mouth but doesn't want to see it
Am I missing something here. How exactly should that work? If I cum in some1s face i does have to see it. Why am I overthinking this shit?
>>28089999
"Rarislut!"
>"Curses, foiled again!"
"Wait a minute."
>You pull on rarity's mane and another mask comes off
"Applewhore?!"
>"Darn tootin'."
>Off comes that mask
"Spike the dog?"
>"Woof!"
>Yank
"Hasbro?"
>"Buy our toys, goy!"
>With a hefty tug, you pull off the final mask
>It was OP, it was OP all along
"God damn it, man."
>"But I need cum to survive!"
"Whatever, just finish up and let me get back to watching the game."
>And with that, OP got the cum he so desperately wanted
>Another mystery solved, gang
>>28084240
BUT DASH IS PURE
>>28084240
Learn to speak like you're not retarded, crusty cunt.
Why can't this be real
>>28091445
>1 off
What a slut.
>>28089999
qu-qu-qu-qu-quadruple numbers
>>28085349
rulefag pls go
>>28091445
>>28091556
Okay, if she's impure but not a slut, what is she?
>>28093573
>impure
What the fuck? She is PURE!
>>28093990
She is impure, tainted and ruined beyond all salvation.
>>28094041
She is a kissless virgin pony who is saving herself for marriage.
>>28094395
>she was a kissless virgin pony until she got plowed by every Wonderbolt in a row as a filly
>now she's just a kissless pony
>>28094395
She had sex out of wedlock and now bears Pillow's sweaty neckbeard foal. You can still see the permanent stain left on her ass by his yellowed cum.
>>28090805
It means don't get any in her eyes.
>>28091445
I doubt that.
>>28084240
"Okay, Turn your head"
>Her grimace turns to a look of slight confusion
>"Why?"
"Just do it"
>Reluctantly turning her head, you suddenly thrust your hip forward and delve dick first into her ear canal
>"waAAAAAHHH!"
>She immediately tumbles and the left side of her body goes limp
>You begin thrusting in and out of her ear, the inside ridges and earwax giving you a perfect feeling of lubrication and tightness as you pound her skull
>Looking at her face, you can see her eyes going slightly lopsided, her eyes twitching with each thrust
>Feeling a slight pressure in your groin, you decide to go down singing
>You begin to violently slap your thigh to the side of her face, going deeper with each thrust
>After a moment, your head of your penis begins to feel something wet, soft, and inviting
>Before you can register that you are mind-fucking her, you release yourself inside of her cranium, shooting bits of cum onto and around her brain
>You pull out with a slight pop, Rainbow Dash collapsing into a heaped mess of drool and twitching
>After a minute of her heavy breathing, she turns to you slightly and barely speaks
>"W-why d-d-did you do t-that..."
>You lean down and whisper into her semen leaking ear
"What are you talking about?""You where the one with dick on the mind"
>>28084240
>thumbnail
>mobileposting
>shitty prompt greentext
this fucking board
>>28096911
That ending.
>>28084240
wtf i hate rainbow dash now!!!
>>28096911
This disturbs me greatly.
>>28097006
why