Receive note from school: >Filly daughteru is misbehave. Wat do?

>>28079470
>rape

>>28079481
this
then read the latter

>>28079470
>"No cuddles for you for a week!"

>>28079470
>rape
without condoms

>>28079481
This.
Firm but fair

>>28079503
fucking degenerate

Pet her and tell her about my experiences with teachers and how they distorted the facts and buy her some ice cream.

>>28079470
Ask her what happened.

>>28079512
>Raping your own filly isn't degenerate
Mando, pls

>>28079522
You mean to say that /mlp/ is better than this? You mean to say that /mlp/ has been ironic the entire time?

>>28079470
Naughty filly, no xbox for a week

>>28079543
>implying /mlp/ isn't just 1 guy

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>>28079470
Turn that blue butt bright pink.

>>28079470
Murder-suicide.

>>28079470
use my greatest weapon tell them i'm disappointed.

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>>28080080
Shit, he's got me.

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>>28082393
I was having a happy day you faggot.

Give the note to the proper authorities.

>>28079503
You monster

>>28080897
This nigga gets it

>>28079481
/thread

>>28079470
Do nothing. Pretend you didn't get any fucking letter, keep things as normal.
The psychological shame will eat her out. Best torture ever.

>>28079470
Take her up to her room, get her hairbrush, tan her hide until it's dark red, and early bedtime. That'll teach her

>>28079470
I ask her about it before I do anything else. The note was fairly vague.

>>28083308
>get in trouble at school
>school sends note to parents
>they pretend nothing happened
>hell yeah, get off scott free

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>>28083380
Yeah sure. Remember that memesons episode where Lisa stole the work of someone else and the guilt was eating her?

>>28083407
You're Implying that's universal. I, on the other hand, would just think I got away with it.

>>28082393
My heart

It's splitting

>>28079470
Pull her out of school.
Homeschool her
Teach her the ways of the force
Profit

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>>28079470
Ask her why she's being bad pony, if she gives me bullshit, no dessert for a week, and grounded for two if I get another word from teach.

Reflect on why she's acting out at school. Am I not spending enough time with daughteru?

>>28084004
>Not the ways of the triforce
One job anon

>>28082393
I'd feel sad bu she has such a face of rage on her face in the third panel rather than sadness or despair. Hard to sympathise.

>>28084112
I'd rather teach my daughteru to be a Jedi than a shitposter

George Bush does not care about black people.

>>28079470

no dessert for a week.
no cuddles for a week.
take away her favorite toys
No allowance for a week, but her chore still need to be done.

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>>28084552
Holy shit, Anon.

>>28084572

I will not tolerate misbehavior. If she wants to be a wonderbolt, she's going to train like a wonderbolt.

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>>28082405

For Dashie? That brash filly needs a spanking for school misbehavior. She'll take you more seriously when she has trouble sitting down at her desk tomorrow.

>>28079470
Talk to

If she is bad, spank

>>28082393
Why did she shit on the wall?

>>28084597
Thanks for posting the real, unedited version.

>>28079508
just like my penis

>>28079470
I sit her down and we have a talk about her future. She wants to be a Wonderbolt, so I ask her what the plan is. She says she flies all the time and practices for speed and tricks. I ask what then. She says the Wonderbolts take her, and I tell her they'll never know where to find her, and no one knows to tell them about her. After more prodding, she eventually gives up and admits she doesn't know how to become a Wonderbolt. I tell her that she has to do well in school to make it past their entrance exams, and only then will they start paying attention to her. Then daughteru starts trying harder in school.

>>28086685
Well if that isnt the daddy of the year

>Filly daughteru is misbehave.
Shrug.
Toss note in trash.
Realize I probably have the DTs.
Because she isn't real.
And I have no daughter.
And I am a sad, lonely man who will die alone.
Get blind drunk.
Pass out.

>>28086710
If you have a good thing, you should try to keep it going. Daughteru Dashie is a good thing, even if it's just a dream.

Filly daughteru would be homeschooled. Open-palm bare-butt spankings over my knee any time she gets less than a 90 on an assignment.

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>Filly daughteru is misbehave
It's not misbehaving when she did what she was told.

>>28079470
Reward her for sticking it to the man.

Not Dashie!

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>>28082393
>my birthdays have always been like this

Thanks for reminding me how friendless I really am.

>>28079470
Hope the one that wrote that didn't teach English?

>>28079470
No cummies tonight for daughteru.

>>28085916
Lol no
That's a damage control version made by weaver.
And that alone birthday party happened to me for 5 years, and nobody ever said sorry or anything. Fuck you all. And no don't try and damage control it now, fuck off.

>>28091956
That's what happens when you don't have friends. I always have people over for my birthday and I get presents.

>>28091690
I wish my birthdays were like that. It's pretty much the one day a year that I can't spend with ponies.

>>28082393
Why did she shit on the wall?

>>28082393
I need the edit where she just remembers that her birthday is tommorow

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>>28085819
>>28093966
Why did you ask the same question twice?

She's a fucking Princess. She's allowed to shit where ever she wants. It's good to be the Princess.

>>28091956
you could always die you bitter cunt

>>28086942
Asian daddy over here

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"Young filly, you must be misbehaving because your rump is too cold.

"Here, I'll heat it up for you."

>>28094570
Dashie's earned it, I'm afraid.

>>28094680
Poor thing.

>>28094716
Hopefully she'll learn this time.

>>28079470
I'd take her out of that school and find another one to send her to. They obviously don't know a thing about grammar or spelling.

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>>28079470
No, bad pony. BAD.