General reminder that crotch tits are the absolute worst

>>28077543
>being this gay

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>>28077543
>having taste this poor

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>>28077543

>>28077543
If it's only 2 nipples i'm a-ok with it personally
But if you want anatomically correct porn, and you decide to make crotchtits >A cup, then you are literal cancer and you should end your life for calling it "anatomically correct"
They are pones/don't have any childrens, no need to make giant fucking monstrosity udder-looking tits god damn

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>>28077543

>>28077543
It's fine that you think that, but I love them all the same.

>>28077543
You don't have to remind us what we always knew

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>>28077605
>ponies don't have children
What did he mean by this?

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>>28077543
Who the fuck let this heretic in?

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>>28077543

>>28077617
Ponies are born from spores, silly

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>>28077643
>Ponies are born from spores
Makes sense.

Am I glad that the crotchtits are in there and that we're out here

>>28077543
Enjoy your pleb taste OP.

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>>28077543

>>28077617
I believe there was supposed to be an "if" at the beginning of that sentence, as that's what I agree with. It's one thing to look at pone puss, but it's weird when she has low-hanging nips for absolutely no reason.
I'm more a fan of the soft lumps than the not!udders myself, unless we go full human crotchtits, in which case that's just hilarious enough to be a turn on.

>>28077543
I bet you like human blobs, faggot.

crotch boobs are both realistic for ponies and the best tits

>>28077543
Yes. Now, horse teats on the other hand.

>>28077617
I said they are pones so they are too young to get such big crotchtits,
And they don't have childrens (i forgot to say most of them) so no need for this

>>28077543
it's true, though

SWOOCE

>>28077543
Crotchboobs are fucking fantastic

>>28077543
This

I don't understand why people enjoy crotchtits.
They hold absolutely no purpose of sexual appeal in any universe whatsoever, so it baffles me why people feel the need to have that aspect of anatomy correctness in porn

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>>28077543
Oh yeah? Well I think YOU'RE the worst.

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>>28077543
My nigga.

>>28079021
You should go to /d/ more, you learn that pretty much anything you can think of (and sometimes things you never even dreamed of) can have sexual appeal to somebody. Boobs could be anywhere on a girl and plenty of people will fap to it.

>>28077543
>not vertically placed tits

Hokay buddy.

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>>28077543
OP confirmed shit taste.

As someone who had plenty of fun with mares I can tell you that crotchtits are the best thing. Especially when the mare is pregnant and you can get milk out of her.

>>28079021
You can titfuck without having to turn her around.

>>28079777
tell us more about horse milk
how does it taste

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>>28079834
Only had that chance with one mare. It was some years ago. But they taste pretty sweet.

>>28077543

QUALITY POSTING

>>28077543
here be that (you) ye be lookin' fer

>>28077543
Yes. They are disgusting

>>28079021
>They hold absolutely no purpose of sexual appeal in any universe
They do in ours. That's why people draw them. Maybe it's an acquired taste, but so are ponies.

>>28079932
can confirm
feeling the weight and the sloshing of a full set of teats in your hands is great
also, horses can smell human erections

>>28080481
>horses can smell human erections
How can human women even compete?

>>28080733
They can smell money :^)

>>28080753
HA!
so fucking true

>>28079777
>
This time, trips lies.
You're a degenerate. I would rather be around a pedophile and a murderer than a crotch tit lover.

>>28079777
>>28079932
Are there "Milking horse 1.webm" and "Mare milking 01.webm"?

>>28079932
With your mouth?

>>28077543
honestly I choose no tits if it's pony.

>>28077543
how would chestboobs even work on a pony

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>>28081498#
There are more. But I'm not converting all the horse porn I have into Webm.

>>28081526
With my mouth and my dick.

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>>28079777

>>28077543
Dies uezs

>>28077543
SWOOCE

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If you find this hot, kill yourself! For a second I thought this community lost a lot of it's degenerates over time, but I guess I was fucking wrong.

>>28081933
These are cancerous Milky-style crotch boobs. Crotchtits are itty bitty and cute, even on a literal horse(the ones in the thread are enlarged, but you get the idea)

>>28081933
>those saggy, used-up crotchtits
unf

>>28081693
Is this stuff in the BMPE, or is it original content?

>>28082024
Milky Way crotchboobs are fine, too.

>>28082058
Absolutely not,

>>28082042
No.
And the BMPE is the most shitty and useless pack in the history of Zoo content.
It's an unorganised mess, uses shit codecs, has duplicates, the file naming is shit, the content is shit, etc.

>>28082087
>the BMPE is the most shitty and useless pack in the history of Zoo content
shots fired

>>28081933
>>28083184
gross tbhh faam

>>28083192
>not wanting to bury your face in them

>>28081933
>>28083184

Yea, these are just dumb. They're bad and you should feel bad. Teats are the most glorious thing on a pone though. If you don't want to fall asleep with your face buried in a mare's soft, warm teats, then you should probably kill yourself.

If i were to pay some drawfag to draw me some pony porn and he draws some stupid crotch tits on ot, I would seriously kill the fucker. There is nothing attractive about it and it's fucking weird. More weird than fucking cartoon horses altogether.

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>>28083524
I'd think if you were >paying for porn, you'd actually specify what you did and didn't want in the art for your money's worth.

>>28083524
kek

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>>28077543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWJo2EZW8yU&t=4

>>28083524
sure is summer in here

>>28078913
*gasp* another secret bitch!

>>28077543
It's an acquired taste, like big butts or coffee. As kids we laughed about big butts, now their being dayum'd at. Crottchboobs is for advanced nor/mlp/eople, reserved for true horsefuckers.

>>28081693
How do you milk a mare with your dick?

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>>28077543
Get the FUCK off my board

>>28084345
Very carefully. Otherwise she might kick your skull in.

>>28084192
>As kids we laughed about big butts, now their being dayum'd at
Only if you're a nigger. Bigger =/= better.

>>28083184

MUH JOB

>>28081933
They look retarded with that upright semi-anthro pose. They're fine on quadrupeds.

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>>28081933

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>>28079777
>>28079932
Now this is REAL horse faggotry

>>28079777
I really wish more crotch tits were depicted like this, than the obvious-implants, crotch zeppelins we usually get.

>>28078026

So Granny Smith is too young to have crotchtits?
What about Celestia? Can she have crotchtits?

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>>28084633

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>>28084548
But most of the time they're fairly understated, like in >>28084633. Maybe you just have selective memory or something?

>>28077543
>Literally a meme fetish created to distance ourselves from """""normies"""""

Sounds about right.

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Not enough horse tits in this thread

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>>28086043
>there are people that don't like this

>>28084633
Annnd reported.
:3c

>>28077605
Holy shit this. Anyone drawing Milky Way type of stuff should just off themselves. It's basically furfags' ways of drawing anthro while calling it anatomically correct.

>>28084192
Big butts ("thicc" as some of you have been calling it lately) is also absolute cancer. Just like big crotchboobs, it's for people who still like humans and might as well be labeled anthro as well.

Ponies have everything(butt, pussy, tits) in one place for maximum sex. Literally perfect organisms.

>>28086043
What's the top half for?

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>>28086838
Continuity.

>>28081132
>being this insecure with your sexuality
Pls stop

>>28086614
Unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.