"Whoa dudes! I think she likes me."

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If there were two humans in Equestria, how would one go about in getting rid of the other fucker? You know, j-just out of curiosity

>>28065775
Any conventional way of killing works, but planning is usually key unless they are completely clueless

>>28065775
Just fucking kill him, Equestria is not big enough for two.

>>28065775
A duel

Surely ponies will be understanding towards the oldest of human traditions.

>>28065809
This isn't the wild west
It's equestria

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Why fighting over waifus when you can double-team them?

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>>28065740
Wow, she really does like you.

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>>28065964
He's got his eye on a new prize now

>>28066084
Geez Flash
Why do you get two waifus?

>>28065872
You know they'll put a stop to it and come up with a G-rated plan of helping you two to get along.

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>>28065740
Twilight Sparkle, I'm CIA

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>>28066096
>G rated
No. I want a fight. I want blood.

>>28066096
Just say it's part of human culture and accuse them of racism and oppression

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>>28066122
>>28066134
You're in Equestria now. Their world, their rules.

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>>28065740
>>28065964

>>28066196
They caved to the yaks, they'll cave to human bloodlust as well.

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>>28066212
Sounds like someone wants to get harmonized.

>>28066196
For creatures who pride themselves on tolerance, that doesn't sound very tolerant. That sounds very problematic.

>>28065888
gimme a hug man

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>>28066122
>>28066134
>>28066212
You're an animal. In Equestria, we take bad animals' testicles and swap them with their eye balls. It's surprising how effective this is for some reason. Equestria's medical field may not be as advanced as yours, but it works.

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>>28066095