Twilight is a sweaty nerd

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>>28064801
She deserves to be bullied
Sexually

>EQG
No thanks

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>>28064801
>Twilight is a sweaty nerd

And that's exactly why I love her. Sci-Twi > S3+ Twilight.

I want to smell her greasy hair

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>>28064801
>Spends all day in stuffy room with hot electronics.
>Lets a dog crawl all over her and lick her.
>Probably wears the same uniform 5 days in a row.
>Panties don't get changed often enough either.
>Scared to go to the cafeteria...doesn't want to get bullied.
>Stays in her nerd-chamber, eating junk food for lunch.
>Scared to go to the girls' room...doesn't want to get wedgied.
>Never brushes her teeth as a result.

I predict Twilight smells like a cross between armpits and fish with orange Cheeto stained teeth.

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>>28065188
That's hot

>>28064801
She's also /pol/

You know she suspects those sneaky jews for everything!

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Look at her. She desperately wants someone inside her, but she's too sweaty, stinky, and lazy to ask

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>>28065188
Obviously she brushes her teeth; look how clean they are! And she seems pretty well fit to eat that much junk food.

>>28065978
Skinny and fit aren't the same thing

>>28064801
>Twilight is a sweaty nerd

I bet she doesn't have any pubic hair yet either

>>28065985
You know what I meant.

>>28065987
I bet she does, but never shaves it

>>28064801
I want to bully this nerd

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I want to corner Twi in a dark hallway and push her against a locker, grind against her, and whisper all of the dirty things I'm about to do to her
When she closes her eyes and prepares herself, I walk away and leave her there to sit there, knowing she's mine now.

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>>28066023
I want to frame Geeklight for something she didn't do so so she gets sent to the Principal for a taste of the cane.

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>>28065987
You kidding? It'd probably be like a jungle down there.

A moist, stinky jungle.

>>28064801
lol look at this nerd, she's the kind of girl who'll grow up to be a crazy old cat lady

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>"Anon, did you really put a spider in my hair?"

>"Stop laughing, Anon, this isn't funny!"

>"Is it still in there? Please get it out! I'm freaking out here!"

>>28066176
>Not cumming in her hair

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>>28066465
Are you not entertained?

>>28066616
Much better. Now the only choices she has is to take a shower or to leave it there

>>28066141
U-unf

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>>28064801
Moondancer taught her well

>>28065188
>Spends all day in stuffy room with hot electronics.
Yes. But, you know, showers exist.

>Lets a dog crawl all over her and lick her.
As someone with a big dog that loves to lick me, I can safely say this doesn't make you dirty or smelly.

>Probably wears the same uniform 5 days in a row.
Crystal Prep doesn't even have a school uniform. They have colors that the girls have to match, but clearly none of them wear a uniform. She probably has several pairs of each of those clothes that she changes out daily. Even if she didn't, you're a) assuming she wears the same thing every day even though the movie only took place during one day and b) that she doesn't just wash her clothes.

>Panties don't get changed often enough either.
I don't know where you're getting that from. Twilight is a confirmed neat freak and is obsessed with order. She's probably anal about keeping a fresh pair of panties on hand. Hell, she might have a brand new out-of-the-box pair every day if her parents are rich enough to get her into Crystal Prep.

>Scared to go to the cafeteria...doesn't want to get bullied.
>Stays in her nerd-chamber, eating junk food for lunch.
Again, a big assumption here, so let me answer it with another assumption. She's probably very uptight about her diet like she is with everything else. I mean, she looks fairly healthy to me.

>Scared to go to the girls' room...doesn't want to get wedgied.
>Never brushes her teeth as a result.
Why the fuck would you brush your teeth in a public bathroom? Now you're just being stupid. Besides, her teeth are bleach white. She clearly takes very good care of them like a good American girl.

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>>28067423
You are RUINING THE DREAM

>>28066023
Romantically?

>>28064801

i want to see her naked

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>>28067766
I want to pressure her into taking off her clothes for me.
I want to come up behind her and feel her shake and sweat at my touch as I
Smell her butt

>>28067843
I get no sexual thrill at all from Scitwi. Shes too shy and helpless. She was hottest when she became midnight Sparkle. It was nice to see that she wasn't all boring. She is the reason I still have doubts on wether or not I will personally like EG.

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>>28067862
>She's too shy and helpless
Exactly

>>28064816
This

>>28067870
Rape doesn't get you far with real waifus. That's what fluttershy is for.

>>28068270
I never said raep
Her being shy and helpless means that she's easy

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>>28064801
I want to bully her, not a lot, but just enough to make her feel inferior.
I want to get her horny with medically accurate descriptions of intercourse.
I want to get her so pent up she stops being a serious honor student and only thinks of wanting the D. anymore.
I want to beat her at strip MtG.
I want to lick her stinky armpits.
I want to use her bun as an onahole.
I want to cum on her glasses.

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>>28068270
Even thought that is retarded, that's your way of thinking it.

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>>28068294
http://youtu.be/zLWJCqn0hl0

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>>28068294

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Insecure twilight is my fetish