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Nightly Scilight Thread #114

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"TinyTwi" Edition.

Previous thread: >>28020045
Archive of /nst/ greentext stories:
http://pastebin.com/u4qftzj5

Tips for potential writefags:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3

All Human Twilight Sparkle content, such as greentext stories, art and discussion go here.

The original (and recommended but not required) prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"

Writefagging, drawfagging, discussion, and other SciTwi-related content are highly encouraged during "down time" (or when the thread begins to slow down due to lack of content). New green, drawings, etc. are highly encouraged during these times

forgot to change the number
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>>28063851
First for always updating stories a million days after I say I will.

Update coming soon. Got distracted with personal problems and drug after-effects.
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>>28063883
I thought you were dead.
The reverse trap thread misses you..
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>>28063883
The devil's grass will give you Super Cancer, man, don't smoke it.
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>>28063883
USERS ARE LOSERS, JEFE
But winners never quit, maaaan.
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>>28063883
here to make you feel better Jeff
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>>28063883
I believe in Space Dykeshit and Zombie Dykeshit
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>>28064013
I believe in the twilight emancipation story and stellarus or however it is spelt
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>>28064164
Thanks famiry

I'm not saying I will, but TEA is the multiverse semi-dykeshit I want to stick to writing for for the time being if i choose to write more stuff in the future.

And I want to encourage other writefags to drop in and write TEA shit if they so wish, because multiverse stuff is only fun if there's multiple writefags writing their own take of it .
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Has the dyke/cuck posting ended? Is it safe to post?
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>>28064494
dykeposting never ends
the cuckposting was just some shitposters and that ended

all stories are welcome as long as they arent "anon gets all de pussi" #5467
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>>28064521
How can that be a shitpost when it's the objective truth?
Cuck.
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>>28064521
>cuckposting was just some shitposters and that ended
Even the writefriends meme my meme.
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>>28064551
which writefriends
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>>28064578
Twilight likes SCIENCE
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>>28064578
>>28064581
I guess not. Best go back to lurking then
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>>28064587
Twilight likes SCIENCY GIRLS
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>>28064601
you never came here to post anything good
you just came here to shitpost and call us cucks
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>>28064587
>yfw science would make her dislike homosexuality
>greatly
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>>28064573
nohooves, not my personal writefu but a good writefriend still.
Who is your writefu? Mine's Jeff.
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>>28064619
He is not the one calling you cucks that's me.
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>>28064625
The "science" that your redneck father beat into you with his bible isn't actual science
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>>28064645
that applies to you as well

>>28064628
my writefu is Dot__
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>>28064619
I never once called anyone by that vile word. Quit projecting your guilt onto me.
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>>28064664
Well, anon, I have been here since thread zero, and I love to shitpost from time to time.
Besides if you are such a queer that you can't take a little bantz, then 4chan might not be the place for you.
And the cuck meme is funny because it's partially true.
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>currently reading Traplight
does Twilight have sex with Trixie?
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Can I post my Methanelight story? I know some of you will find it titilating
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>>28064882
Do it, if you want to.
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>>28064869
She's supposed to in the unofficial lewd.

JEFF WHERE IS THE LEWD
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>>28064963
do you know what you just did
now he is going to shitpost the thread with his fart fetish story
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>>28064661
The "science" CNN and your government-funded liberal professor beat into you with their feelings isn't actual science.
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>>28064628
Let's not have this discussion again. I can live with knowing nobody writefus me, but do you have to keep shoving it in my face?
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>>28065062
Are you telling me that the news media doesn't have an agenda? That they don't try to sway public opinion to achieve their goals? Are you really saying that schools doesn't have a political bias they shove onto their students?
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>>28065065
Who are you
I might writefu you
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>>28064982
He was going to post it anyway.
Still, sorry.
What a weird fetish, he must be either German or a HUE
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>>28065081
all I am saying is this isnt /pol/ and we can post cartoon horse lesbians if we want to
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>>28064625
>yfw there are a few exceptionally bright women out there who have greatly added to the scientific field, but by in large, women are vapid, selfish people who know nothing about and couldn't care less about science
>Twilight would be straight for that very reason
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>>28065084
Its no problem you didnt know
I didnt know who he was and that he has that fetish until a few days ago by coincidence

>>28065105
>implying you know a cartoon horse's human counterpart's sexulaity and you can prove it
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>>28065102
I'm not even talking about lesbians. Post them all you want, I don't fucking care. I just don't like it when people think they can go around with their echo chamber "hurr hurr fuck religion you guys don't have REAL opinions it's all just from your dumb old book" and then they immediately cover their ears when someone criticizes their own opinions.
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>>28065125
As much as I hate to say it, I'm going to say it.

Canonically, Twilight Sparkle likes Flash Sentry. Twilight and Scilight are two sides of the same coin. I can't imagine that their preferences would be too far out of line from each other.
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>>28065128
And what does avoiding criticism (which nobody does in this thread to begin with) have to do with political bias in mainstream media? You're just being Tumblr-triggered about nothing at this point.
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>>28065148
thats a good point but hasbro kinda changed that with rainbow rocks and friendship games
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>>28065082
He is nohooves The Unwaifued.
He actually has 1 vote in the poll, he just doesn't know.
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Just to make it clear: >>28065128
That fag isn't me.
t. The guy who calls cucks, cucks.
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>>28065155
>Anon says something about homos
>"That's not a valid point! Your daddy beat you with a bible!"
>Anon uses the exact same argument, only flipping daddy and bible with likewise biased sources of information
>"Go back to /pol/ you troll!"
I'm sorry, who isn't hiding from criticism?
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>>28065207
Girls can't breed with girls
What sorcery is this?
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>>28064254
What is TEA and how do I get in on it
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>>28065164
Hasbro took Flash out of the picture because they realized that fans (i.e. the grown men they tried to cater to by using Flash in the first place) didn't like him. That doesn't change Twilight's feelings about him.

For the record, I'm not promoting Flash. I think he's a terrible character and I'm glad he's being pushed out of the picture.
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>>28065232
>being called out on having opinions straight out of the last century
>"y-you're just being disrespectful of dissenting opinions!"
fuck off stormnigger
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>>28064982
It'll be subtle, with small embarrassed toots in class, and me accidentally getting a whiff of her smell. I'll then support her gaseous problem while also indulging in it. I promise it won't be an "anon gets laid easy" story
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>>28065242
>lesbians tend to be leftist
>leftists tend to impede science when it doesn't agree with them
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>>28065256
Twilight Emancipation Agency, family
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>>28065263
Scilight ignores the blue haired gal, so it's all good.
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>>28065266
Firstly, let me just say I'm not from /pol/. I can see why you might think that, but I'm not, so stop using that as a crutch for your nonexistent argument. Secondly, you continue to prove my points again and again by doing the exact same thing I'm saying you're doing. I called out the first Anon because his argument amounted to "your opinions aren't valid because your daddy hit you with a bible" and yours are "your opinions aren't valid because they came out of the last century". Do you have enough faith in your own intelligence to come up with something better than that? Thirdly, don't give me screencaps. If you want to tell me something, do it yourself. Don't let other people talk for you. And while we're at it, don't move the goalpost either. I asked you specifically how what I said was wrong, and instead you tried to say nobody was hiding from criticism in the first place, even though that's exactly what they were and you currently are doing.
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Trixie is Twilights ___friend
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>>28065346
>don't give me screencaps. If you want to tell me something, do it yourself.
lmao
Did you seriously just tell someone to "say it to my face" over the internets?

>muh goalposts
You know, you shouldn't accuse someone of moving theirs if you're furiously shifting them around yourself. :^)
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>>28064254
I love your writing, m8
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>>28065496
Not him. And while I don't agree with him I must say that you lack reading comprehension.
He didn't say "say it to my face" he said that you should use your own arguments.
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>>28065559
>Not him
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>>28065496
>>28065346
Jesus Christ take your autism somewhere else
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Know what would be hot? Ninja twilight
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>>28065624
that would be

>>28065592
that picture is GOAT tier
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>>28065592
I think both of you should leave.
:^)
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>>28065925
Now, I would normally say cuck, but Sugarcoat gives me boner.
Now I have to find porn of traps and petite women, thanks, anon.
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>>28066180
>that rarity
Holy mother of unf
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>>28026898

>You had rushed her to Canterlot General Hospital, the best in the whole country, the second you saw her lying there.
>It had become a habit to throw large amounts of money at the hospital so you would get the best treatment they could offer if anything ever came up.
>Well that night, it should have paid off. Instead, all you got was several hours of waiting and herds of men in white coats coming in and out with the same blank faces.
>You sat there, staring at the double doors, wondering what was going on.
>Even when the light indicating the operation was over went off, you were still left without word.
>By the time the sun started to come up, someone had finally come to talk.
>You nearly jumped out of your seat and rushed up to him, hands clutching your chest.
“How is she?”
>”I’m Dr. Thompson. Are you family?”
“I’m the closest thing she’s got. Twilight Sparkle.”
>”Well,” he started, “She’s stable.”
>Lord above.
>The weight that was lifted off your shoulders that moment would have crushed Atlas.
>”She’s lucky to be alive. I don’t know how she survived a fall as long as you described.”
“She’s extraordinary.”
>”I’ll say. Why, I haven’t ever seen a heart like that outside of a racehorse.”
“But, doctor, tell me. How is she? She’s alive, but how is she? Can I go see her?”
>”Why don’t we discuss this in my office? You’ve been waiting here long, haven’t you? Get some coffee.”
“What’s wrong? Tell me what’s wrong.”
>”Maybe you should sit down for this.”
>You grabbed his hand and pulled him along, throwing him into the stiff, blue foam seat next to yours.
>Leaning on the arm of the chair, you got as close to him as you could without invading the bubble of personal space.
>”Like I said, she’s lucky to be alive after a fall like that. By all accounts, she should be dead. Quite frankly, it’s a miracle”
“Get on with it.”
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>>28066884

>”Even if it’s a miracle, we’re not gods. We did the best we could in there, but there was irreparable damage done to her spine.”
>Your grip tightened on the plastic arm of the chair.
>”There are many things still up in the air, but we can be sure that she’ll never walk again.”
“No,” you muttered. “No, that can’t be.”
>”I’m sorry, Ms. Sparkle.”
“When will she be up?” you asked quietly. “When can I go see her?”
>”Well, that’s the thing. She won’t be waking up for a while.”
“What kind of drugs do you have her on?”
>”She’s in a coma.”
>Your face felt hot.
>Not like you were angry or turned on. No, this was a different kind of heat.
>It was heavy. It was sick. It spread through your cheeks and made your eyes burn until they welled up with tears.
>”I understand if you need a minute. She’ll be moved to another room shortly. You can visit her there when you’re ready.”
>He stood up and put a firm hand on your shoulder.
>”You did a good thing bringing her in when you did. Any longer and not even a miracle could have helped.”
>His hand disappeared, and with it, so did the whole world.
>You couldn’t see anything, for the tears in your eyes had blinded you.
>You couldn’t feel anything, for the heat coursing through your veins had fried your nerves.
>You couldn’t hear anything except for all the voices in your head telling you over and over and over again how you failed.
>You shouldn’t have let her go.
>You should have been there with her.
>You should have gotten here sooner.
>You should have done something more.
>Something, anything.
>You made a mistake. No, a bunch of mistakes. A great deal of them.
>So many terrible mistakes, and they practically cost Rainbow Dash her life.
>It’s your fault. It’s all your fault.
>You did it, Twilight Sparkle.
>You killed Rainbow Dash.
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>>28066897

>By lunch that day, she had been moved to another room and situated so that visitors could come in.
>You mostly floated through the brightly lit white tiled hallway, brushing past all the people bustling by.
>Her door was huge and made of wood, though it may as well have been lead for how heavy it felt as you struggled to push it open.
>When it moved and opened up her room, you were shocked to find out your heart could sink any lower into your chest.
>She was dressed up in a pale blue gown that almost matched her skin if it weren’t for the little flowers dotted all over it.
>She was covered in wires and tubes all linking her to an array of electronics and IV drips.
>You would have known what they all were, but for that time, all your knowledge had left you.
>Everything you ever learned, ever studied, ever absorbed, was all gone.
>All that was there in your giant mind was guilt and sadness.
>It clouded your thoughts like a heavy fog.
>You pulled a chair over next to her bed and sat down, taking her hand into your own.
“Hello, Rainbow Dash. It’s me, Twilight Sparkle. You know, egghead.”
>For the first time in your whole life, the words just spilled out of you without any forethought.
“I know you’re a little out of it right now. That’s ok. You’ve earned a break. I really push you, don’t I?”
>No response.
“I know I can be a real slave driver, but you still stick with me. You’re good, Rainbow Dash. I don’t know why, but you just are. You’re wonderful and kind and funny and brave and…”
>Her breathing and the beeping of the machines filled the room.
>It was so loud, like a thunderstorm, and yet it was also the quietest room you had ever been in.
“And I want you to come back. Please, Rainbow Dash. Wake up.”
>You lowered your head to her hand.
>Her skin was warm just like always.
“Please.”
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>>28066903

>You sat in that chair for the next two days, just staring at her, or talking to her.
>At some points you shook her quite violently in a vain attempt to wake her up.
>It didn’t work. Of course it didn’t. You knew it wouldn’t.
>But you had to do something--something besides sitting there, being useless just like you were when she needed you most.
>It must have been, oh, four o’clock on Tuesday, your third or fourth consecutive day in the hospital depending on how you time it, when someone else showed up.
>You didn’t hear the door open because you were lost in your own thought.
>What jostled you out of it was someone shaking your shoulder.
>Instantly alert, you spun around and latched onto the coat of the visitor.
“Doctor, do you have any ne--”
>Who stood there was no doctor.
>Who lowered themselves to their knees was no doctor.
>Who wrapped you in their arms and held you against their chest was no doctor.
“Discord, what are you doing here?”
>”Oh, Twilight, I’m so sorry for what’s happened. You must be feeling terrible.”
“Me? I’m not the one who…”
>You couldn’t finish the sentence.
>He waited for you. For probably the first time since you met him seven years prior, he waited for you to finish a sentence.
“What are you doing here?”
>He let you go.
>Standing up, he opened his patchwork jacket and pulled a bouquet of flowers out of it.
>”I brought these for her. She likes lilacs, right?”
“Lilies.”
>”What’s the difference?”
“Nothing. Thank you for the thought.”
>You took the flowers from him and set them in a vase on her table, replacing the withering roses that had been sitting there since before you arrived.
>While you did that, he pulled over a chair from the other end of the room and sat himself down in it.
>”You look like a mess.”
“I don’t care.”
>He nodded.
>”I can respect a little disorder.”
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>>28066910

>Five o’clock rolled around.
>He was quiet that whole time, letting you stew in your own misery just like you wanted.
>When he finally spoke again, it was in a low, serious tone.
>”I promise, Twilight, I’m going to find who did this. I’m going to make them pay for it.”
“What are you talking about? She fell. Nobody did that. If you want to punish someone, punish the one who let her go up there.”
>”Twilight, I’ve been on your roof before. I’ve snuck into your house through it many times.”
“You what?”
>”You might not realize this, but it’s very sturdy. There are many footholds on it, and many things to grab on to. A girl like Rainbow Dash, as athletic as she is, she wouldn’t have been knocked down by some gust of wind.”
“What are you saying?”
>”You know exactly what I’m saying. Someone pushed her.”
“Who? Who would do something like that? Who would want to hurt Rainbow Dash? She’s never done anything wrong!”
>”I don’t know. I don’t know yet. I think it’d be wise to start in the drug ring, considering what happened all those years ago. I’m going to strip them down to the bones until I find out who did this.”
>Someone pushed Rainbow Dash off the roof of your mansion.
>Someone would have had to have planned that. It wasn’t sheer luck the two of them were on the roof at the same time.
>Discord put his hand on your leg and gave it a squeeze.
>You could feel yourself getting hot again, but not out of sadness.
>Someone hurt Rainbow Dash.
>Someone hurt your Rainbow Dash.
>They came onto your property, they messed with your house, they pushed your friend off the roof, and they snuck off into the night like a coward.
>The thought burned your heart.
>You ground your teeth and balled your fists up until your knuckles turned white.
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>>28066918

>Right then, you made up your mind.
>Heaven and Hell could conspire against you, but you would find whoever did this, and you make them long for a fate as kind as Rainbow Dash’s.
>You got up out of your chair and looked down at the comatose woman.
“I’ll get them,” you said to yourself.
>With that, you turned to walk out.
>”Twilight,” Discord called.
“What?”
>”Do you believe in multiverse theory?”
“What are you talking about?”
>”I think we could at least take solace in the idea that somewhere out there, our Rainbow Dash is awake and happy. Hell, maybe she’s even a princess.”
>You scoffed.
“She would hate that.”

>You arrived home not much later.
>Everything was the same. Nothing had been moved.
>All the lights were on. At some point, the power must have come on, and all the appliances that were running before the shutdown came to life.
>None of that mattered though.
>The basement was your destination.
>More specifically, the security room.
>In it was a wall of computer screens all hooked up to cameras surrounding your mansion.
>The computers would have been shut down during the power outage, but the cameras functioned on a separate energy source from your mansion.
>With luck, the computers would have stored the footage from that night when they came back online.
>The cameras could only hold so many hours of footage before it was erased, so with fingers crossed, you began to search through the files.
>After finding the right day, you opened all the files from the three previous days as well, just in case it was a long con sort of thing.
>What? You were paranoid.
>You sat there and watched ninety six hours of footage from six different sections of the mansion. Sped up, of course.
>In total, it took you about ten hours.
>Nothing interesting happened at any point until the party.
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>>28066928

>Everyone showed up, just as they were supposed to.
>The doors were closed for a while as your guests mixed and mingled.
>Sunset left to go visit her mother.
>She hopped in her buick and left into the storm.
>Ten minutes later, something odd happened.
>She showed up back in your yard.
>Funny, you thought, considering how she didn’t go back to the party.
>Perhaps she forgot something and came back to get it, only to decide it wasn’t important enough and left again.
>Or perhaps she decided to crawl up the side of your mansion using the ivy and disappear onto the roof.
>Your eyes widened.
>You replayed that scene.
>You replayed it again.
>And again.
>And again.
>And again.
>And again.
>And again.
>Every time was just as unbelievable as the last.

>You scoured the computer for footage of the roof, but alas, your cameras didn’t reach that far up.
>Rainbow Dash fell. You ran out. Everyone helped you get her to the car and you sped off.
>Your guests filed out slowly.
>One hour later, the lights turn on, and Sunset climbs down the walls, sneaking away without a trace.
>You were forced to come to the conclusion that she had done it.
>That bitch.
>That stupid, ungrateful, conniving, vengeful, vile, slimy, vapid, whore.
>That human filth.
>That excuse of an organism.
>That...that…
>You may have not liked her that much, but she and Rainbow Dash were friends.
>How could she do that?
>It eluded you, but made you angrier all the more.
>You shut off the computers and walked upstairs to the large, empty kitchen.
>The phone was there, sitting on the blinking receiver.
>Upon picking it up, it told you you had six new messages.
>All of which you ignored.
>After dialing the number, you waited for Innominate to pick up.
>”Twilight? Is that you?”
“I need some power juice.”
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>>28066947

I support deportation of Shimmigrants. I also support getting these dubs.

For all you folks who are new to the story or want to re live the magic, here's the fully updated pastebin http://pastebin.com/dCjhbyLK

btw if this post isn't dubs, don't expect any more updates because I'll probably kill myself
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>>28066960
Rolling for Sea Urchin's Dubs
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Wow you niggers are about to let it die. Good thing I'm here to save the day again.
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oh man, autism is out in full force tonight with mods not doing their fucking job as usual.

I bet it's the same fag that spammed and ruined Shinmerfags
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>>28066960
pls don't bully the Shimmigrants
they're respectable and legitimate just like Twilight's Taxi
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>>28067893
t. Shimmigrant
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Cuckshit in this thread. Glimmershit in the others. Why is it so hard to find a place to relax on this board?
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>>28066960
Finally. I was waiting for this since the last update.
No skipping this time, please.
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If dubs then EQGWF will return to /nst/ within two weeks

Kekus Vult!
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>>28068909
you didnt get dubs on your post number
but look at your time
double dubs
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>>28068909
Anon...
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>>28068915
>>28068928
Kek works in mysterious ways
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>>28068909
Praise KEK

I believe in you, EqG
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>>28069071

Bit of insider info: Life has actually been looking up for EQG lately
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I want to bully Sciset
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>>28069160
Shimmers are like animals, they have no feelings, so the more bullied they are, the better.
But animals are at least useful or good companions, Shimmers only are good to steal Twilight's jobs.
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>>28069174
I actually wanted to write a green much like Wolfenstein: TNO, were Twilights or the HST win a universal war and make the multiverse great again and they dedicate their existence to the removal of Shimmers and the "Twilightzation" of other races, like Trixies, Mooners, and Glimmers.
Their empire would of course, succeed, because Twilights are the good guys. :^)
But I can't write for shit, so to any writefriend, please, feel free to pick it up.
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>>28069211
as someone who has played all the wolfenstein gamesexcept wolfenstein(2009) I see a lot of potential with this with both scientific and magical potential
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>>28069290
>except wolfenstein(2009)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=930H_ZRExbg
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>>28069605
Its actually pretty hard to find a copy of wolfenstein 2009
When bethesda bought ID software, wolf09 was removed from all digital stores such as steam
And the game wasnt that good so there werent many copies produced
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>>28069651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=930H_ZRExbg
Anon, I am not saying that you should pirate the game, but that's always an option, you can always buy it later if you find the game.
/v/ also seems to like the game, so it must be good.
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Shim Sham more like belongs to the trash.
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>>28070058
you belong in the trash, anon
Shim Sham is pure and belongs in Twitwi's arms
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>>28069084
That's good to hear.
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>>28070366
Tthey canhelp eachother
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>>28069715
Really /v/ likes it? /v/ doesnt like most things
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>>28070870
Not going to lie, that's pretty autistic m8
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>>28070903
>He hates when other people have fun
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>>28070903
Well I mean... it IS Iceman that made it :^

But seriously tho, nofunfags are the worst. It's awesome.
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>>28070910
>>28070922
You're drawing an awful big conclusion from one post.
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>>28070870
This is the good kind of autism.
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>>28070870
EqG should live in the "Blogpost Peninsula"
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>>28070870
>Paradise Islands
>looks like Philippines
AYY
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>>28070870
Don't mind me just piggybacking off a fun idea
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>>28071162
There is a Park and Beach Resort in the Philliphines called "Paradise Island".
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>>28071214
>neo-/nst/, written in gay flag colours and in Cali.
Mein brother of african american descent, you are the MVP.
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>>28071901
THICK.
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Guys,GUYS! I learned something from last weeks episode. See, I like the intelligent and cutely awkward twilight who wants to learn and you guys and the writefags like the dyke degenerate ladyboi faggot loser piece of shit sunset shimmer cuckold captain crunch cunt Twilight that does nothing but fuck everyone who has a vagina. And it's okay! We don't have to like the same Twilight to be friends and get along! It's okay if you have shitty likes! We can be friends still. Friendship is magic
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>>28072113
even though thats a shitpost its true
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>>28072134
Not a shitpost. Just a parody of the moral. Even if it is true
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>>28072113
>Twilight the Horse.
>Cute and awkward.
So this is the power of cuckoldry, woooooah.
She loves the hot monkey dick, anon, and mind you, not yours but Brad's.
Canon SciTwi is surely going to be straight, or asexual like Batman.
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>>28072244
but batman has at least had 5 women in his life
>talia, selenia, andrea beaumont, lois lane, batgirl in some cases, and I am sure the playboy billionaire has had much more

so I guess Twilight likes women
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>>28072244
>cuckoldry
Canon Scitwi will take timber's wood or Flash's drive friend. Maybe both. You can try to discredit pure Twilight for glasses mcGape Goatse but the coming movie is your execution date. ExeKEKtion date
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>>28072340
You're not helping
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>>28070870
what am i doing with my life
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>>28072655
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>>28072655
Forgot to enable a layer because that's how I roll nowadays
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>>28072786
You're awesome. The writefags all super appreciate it. Except EQG: she's salty about Twistville. Portrayals of her waifu are strictly haram.
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>>28072886
>Except EQG

Well she can enjoy this cheeky edit then. :^)
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>>28072900
I think the CP in the muffin peninsula is supposed to be OP
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>>28072900
200/10
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>>28072927
Muffin is OP.
Maybe he has Cheese Pizza.
>>28072309
Batman uses women as cocksleeves, he doesn't really cares about sex. Hell, he had to get raped to have a son.
My guess is that "muh Gotham" is actually his fetish.
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>>28072967
>mfw midnight
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>>28073013
>>28072927
Ah, sorry about that.

Although I find the former juxtaposition funnier. [The Prison] and [CP] goes together too well.
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>>28072967
God damn, Twi's room is swank as hell. And I thought her Crystal Prep hole-in-the-wall lab was really neat.

>dat Midnight scene
>dat animation quality
My body is ready.
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>>28073013
I prefer pepperoni
I should start typing stories again

>>28072967
I hope Twi is good in LoE. She was weak in FG imho and needs this
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>>28073102
>Twistville
Wait, so TreeHugger was just a distraction.
Cheeky trap.
I actually had lewd of Twist, I deleted it though, I am going to find some and censor the lewd parts. This is going to be fun.
I don't get the "Buoy Paw Sea" reference, though.
>>28073196
You should, I really liked Sperg back when it started.
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>>28073238
>I don't get the "Buoy Paw Sea" reference, though.
Read it out loud.
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>>28073238

Twist is totally EQG's waifu. She loves her Twist bodypillow more than life itself. Not sure where the treehugger meme came from.
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>Midnight Sparkle is back
>magic going haywire
>"Gaia Everfree"
Is it possible that magic goes haywire again and Sunset+Twilight fuse into one powerful magical being in the movie?

>>28073238
>I don't get the "Buoy Paw Sea" reference, though.
boipussy
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>>28073238
>Buoy Paw Sea"
boipussy

>>28073196
>>28073238
>You should, I really liked Sperg back when it started.
This
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>>28073102
Fake and gay
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>>28073155
>mfw my room growing up was pink because it used to be my sister's room
>holes in the walls
>peeling paint
>pretty small
>this bitch has a master bedroom with a skylight, a queen sized bed, and 16 fucking computers
It really amazes me sometimes the sheer difference in lifestyles between two classes. One day I'll have a room like that though. I'll have a big room and a big house and I'll do it all on my own. Mark my words, /nst/.
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>>28073339
Rude.
:^)
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>>28063851
You guys seen the new trailer? I expect her to get as ostracized as Sunset.
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>>28073370
I believe in you anon
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>no more uniformed Twilight
Her ponytail raises my dick to new heights though.
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>>28073455
>Midnight's back
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>>28073238
>>28073279
Oh! I didn't know you guys still remembered my shit. Sorry I've been gone so long, just have been busy and have struggled to get my ideas out into words lately. I would love to return but I don't exactly know when. I'll have to get a few posts of green in draft form before I'm ready. I'll see what I can do.
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>>28072967
Jekyll-light when?
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>>28073552
>Oh! I didn't know you guys still remembered my shit.
I am not from neo-/nst/, OP. I will always remember.
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>>28073560
Neonst is only shitposters who shout KEK
I dont think any of them read any stories
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>>28073585
I forgot that there was the filter that changes cu ck to kek
How did they manage to get past it
They posted it in this thread
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>>28073585
praise kek
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>>28073585
Tbqhwy, familia, I started the cuck meme and I have been here from day 1.
Mmmh, Mook must have put the filter back up. What a cuck.
Let's see: cuck
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>>28073635
Well the cuck meme is shit
Please stop it only attracts shitposters
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BAD TOUCH
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>>28073670
Now its working
Maybe its because KEK was in all caps
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>>28073670
It's fun because it's half true, anon.
I don't think that everyone who posts Sunlight is a cuck, just the ones who also happen to waifu SciTwi. The same can be said by everyone who likes a ship while waifuing one of the characters in said ship, and don't spout dudebro memes at me, please.
Have a good song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69z_IN64EG4
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>>28073728
I am asking you to stop because it attracts shitposters
and I didnt use a dudebro meme

>not house of the rising sun
https://youtu.be/x_artPecEaM
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>>28073728
Wh-what if I enjoy rubbing beans with other mares vicariously through my waifu?
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>>28073742
t, cuck
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>>28073748
Hey, this was uncalled for, anon.
No cake for you.
>>28073742
Oh, I didn't meant now, some guy some threads ago, probably >>28073745 was spouting dudebro memes unironically to defend the fact that he is a kek.
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>>28073775
what I said earlier
he was doing it to shitpost and make /nst/ look more like a cuck general
thats why I am asking you to stop
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>>28073796
Anon, no one in /mlp/ knows /nst/ as the kek general, that's the marital problems thread thing.
But I will stop just for (You). That doesn't means the meme will stop, though.
Just ignore him.
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>>28073844
thanks and have some free (you)s
>>28073844
>>28073775
>>28073728
>>28073635
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>>28073881
U-unf.
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>>28073881
>>
>When you live in an area with frequent thunderstorms, you learn to classify the three different types of thunder
>There's the distant, ominous rumble, usually preceding a storm, then the booming, "storm is almost on top of you" type...
>And then there's the skull-splitting *crack*, like the middle finger of Zeus against your cranium, that accompanies only the worst of tumults
>And despite that third type currently blasting outside, the thunder isn't what wakes you up
>"Daddy?"
>You sit up, rubbing sleep from your eyes
"Yes, dear?"
>Twilight is standing silhouetted in the doorway, wrapped in her favorite quilt
>"I'm scared."
>Another boom shakes the house, and she throws herself onto the ground, wrapping the quilt over her head
>When you move to pick her up, she's shaking like frightened puppy
>"Is... is the house gonna collapse?"
"No, dear. It's not."
>"Are you s-sure?"
>As if to drive her fears deeper, a third boom hits, so loud it rattles the windows
>She lets out a tiny *eep*, curling up against your chest
"I'm sure, honey. The house is strong. We're gonna be alright."
>"O-okay..."
>She sniffles
>"Could you s-stay up with me anyway... j-just in case?"
>You glance over at the alarm clock next to your bed
>It's already two in the morning, and you've barely slept due to the storm
>You'll need to be up for work in five hours...
"Yeah."
>You start to carry Twilight to the kitchen, helping wrap her more snugly in her blanket
"You want some hot chocolate?"
>She nods weakly, nuzzling her face against your chest

[1/2]
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>>28073924
>tfw more Jeff Mancum's feels ride
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>>28073924
this sounds comfy
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>>28073924
>You try to set her down on the couch, but she clings to you like a monkey, refusing to be put down
>So you get to make hot cocoa with your daughter still hanging onto your chest
>Somehow you manage not to scald her while pouring the boiling water, and you even add in a little extra cocoa powder to cheer her up
>Finally, you manage to get her to let go, if only so that she can drink her hot chocolate
>She watches out the window, flinching ever time there's another burst of thunder
>You scoot next to her, wrapping an arm around her tiny shoulders
>She snuggles up against you, whimpering
>You should probably do something to get her mind off this...
>On one of the sets of shelves, there's a cardboard box Twilight decorated herself, with little dragon and spaceship stickers
"Hey..."
>You pat her on the back, and she looks up at you
>Reflected in her violet eyes, you can see the sheen of tears she's barely holding back
>A tiny smear of cocoa rings her mouth
"You wanna teach me to play one of your games?"
>Twilight's face brightens ever so slightly
>"Y-you mean it? You..."
>She sniffles, wiping her nose on the blanket
>"You really wanna play?"
"Yeah. We've got all night, right?"
>Twilight nods and, all fear of the thunder momentarily forgotten, scoots across the floor to grab her box
>Outside, the storm rages on, no sign of respite showing yet
>But inside, you're warm, safe, and dry
>And Twilight is happy
>What more could you want?
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>>28074026
thats super cute jeff
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>>28074026
>you will never intentionally play creatures while fully aware that she has removals in her hand
>you will never play spells just for her to counter them
>you will never block with your casters on purpose
>you will never throw the game just to see her smile brightly
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>>28074026
You bitch, playing filthy blue deck! Why don't you throw in some white cards so you can have protection along with your counter spells!
Fuck you, I'm going super hard aggro mono red. Let's see you pull that shit when you're dead by turn 3!
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>>28074026
This is my dream.
But the fear of knowing that I could somehow fuck my hypothetical son/daughter life is too great.
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>>28074352
are you me?
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>>28074362
Do you also happen to have cripling depression because of this same reason at an specific time of the year?
I live alone, and the thoughts of necking myself become stronger every year.
It has come to the point were it isn't a thought anymore, but a feeling.
Sorry for the blog post.
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>>28074561
I have depression almost all year long
I have it because my dad abused me for years and I thought I was just a bad kid
I live with my mom because I am too poor to go to a dorm while in college
and I have that same feeling where I just stare at a belt with only one thought in my head
also sorry for the blog post
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>>28073622
>dubs
At least you know how to do it
Getting real tired of people who can't even into repeating digits
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I bet feetfags are having a field day.
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>>28063851
>you will never sexually bully Twilight for being the cute and sweaty nerd that she is
>you will never sexually bully her into being your gf
>you will never sexually bully her into holding hands
>you will never sexually bully her into meeting her parents
>you will never sexually bully her into marrying you in a church
>you will never sexually bully her consensually in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>you will never sexually bully her into cuddling afterwards
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>>28074938
I think that's called rape and stockholm syndrome.
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>>28074839
That's some "Hey, Arnold!" dream episode shit.
>>
Why does Twilight's demon self get to come back and not Shamwow's?
This isn't fair.
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>>28075481
Maybe Gaia Everfree is her new demon form
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>>28075481
Twilight clearly feels very guilt over what she did. Midnight isn't real. She's only a figment of Twilight's imagination. A ghost reminding her of her mistakes. You'll notice in the My Past is Not Today video, Sunny DOES see Sunset Satan in her reflection. This is very telling because Rainbow Rocks took place not long after EqG, which means Sunset would have still been coping with the fact that she became a literal demon. However, unlike Twilight, Sunset Shimmer has come to terms with what she's done and she has since moved on. This is evidenced by her actions in Friendship Games in which she helps Twilight through a very similar struggle. Sunset has grown past her mistakes. Twilight still has to do the same. That's why she sees Midnight.
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>>28066947
>power juice lets someone go toe to toe with a 7 foot wall of muscle
>angry twilight hopped up on power juice taking her aggression out on sunny
Oh baby
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>>28072967
that new outro sounds really similar to "love is in bloom."

I'm hype as fug for the music.
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>>28073102
I want to sail in the Buoy Paw Sea and steal booty from shipping lanes
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>>28072900
>she
Why are people doing this?
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my little pony: privacy is magic
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>>28076051
Watching sunset is pretty fun
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Holding hands is lewd
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Would you a seven legs SciTwi?
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So it looks like there may be a Scilight love triangle. Flash x Twi x Timber.
I'd ask how you feel about it, but I'm more curious about how you feel about Hasbro doing this instead
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>>28077804
>HHHHHHHH
I love this fucking comic holy shit
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I fucking love her new hairdo
it raises my dong
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>"Don't you remember when we did the whole wuxia-ish romantic flintlock last stand thing?"

"Sorry. Not really?"

>"B-but we totally went BANG BANG and then there was Trenderhoof who was a real asshole and--"

>"Just ignore him, Twilight. I think he's been reading one of his Neigh-ponies comics again."

"They're called mangas, Sunny..."
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dykeshit?
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>>28078414
look. just look at that.

they're totally going to bang later.
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>>28078414
>>28078423
I pray your lesbian cuckold remains pure. It's looking like Timber is gonna give her the wood
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>>28078414
No we kikeshit now.
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Requesting SciTwi edit of gif related with new ponytail and LoE outfit
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>>28078423
CANON
A
N
O
N
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>>28078336
>>28078414
>>28078423
New trailer?
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>>28079452
I hope
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>>28079452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC1kxIjA3VE
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>>28079830
>flash
he is such a beta in this and FG
>>
Take your time with Boringlight and Necrotwi jeff
your stories are like wine they get better with age
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Twilight is for friendship not sexual
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>>28069160
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>>28080279
That's what happens when you get ignored by your waifu.
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Sunset is an overprotective friend
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>>28081863
Friends are great
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>>28081646
That's wath people say about Tomoko, and I still want to put my benis in her vagánia.
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>>28082813
woah lewd
>>
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>>28076051
horse wife artist I take it?
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>>28081863
Because she knows that there is evil that would gladly take advantage of someone as fragile and powerful as Scitwi. If someone evil got their hands on her, they could deal a lot of damage.
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>>28081863
I want to challenge her to a mortal combat for the right to breed with that nerdy ass.
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2lewd
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>>28083458
How well do you think that's gonna go for you?
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>>28078336
>>28081863
I want to tug on Nu-Twi's ponytail as I mercilessly pound that soft plump ass
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>>28078423
>See this fist, girl? It's totally going up your snatch tonight.
"Hahahaha! Ohhh Sunny, you're such a funny girl!"
>Did I say I was joking nigga?
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>>28083477
>she beats me senseless
>forgives me
>asks me to take her hand so that she could "show" me a "better way"

it was my master plan to bang her all along
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>>28083498
>Plot twist
It was her plan to bang anon.
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>>28083511
n-nani???
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>>28083438
yes
>>
This thread is always successful. How do I make the Sunset general like this?
Do I just format the OP like you guys have? Do we need a designated namefag that always makes the new ones? And how did you guys decide on your original writing prompt?
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>>28083942
See image :^)

On a serious note, we lucked out with having a ton of contentfags from the beginning. Notice I said contentfags there, not writefags. Greens take time investment to enjoy and not a lot of people are willing to jump into the middle of an ongoing saga.
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>>28084002
Thanks I guess. Maybe I'll try to just format then formally like the other generals.
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>>28083942
>How do I make the Sunset general like this?
Try to make the general fun by encouraging discussion, art, edits, etc. because a general is nothing without content

>Do I just format the OP like you guys have?
This doesn't matter too much but make sure you have archives if you have many stories, and a simple prompt to encourage writefagging

>Do we need a designated namefag that always makes the new ones?
you don't have to but its a good idea in most cases

>And how did you guys decide on your original writing prompt?
some guy posted that prompt and we stuck with it
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>>28084039
Thanks for the advice. I'll apply some of these to the next Sunset thread.
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>>28084068
Godspeed You! Humanized Pone

Sunset is my 3rd favorite horse and I wish you fags best of luck and drop by for alternative Sunset content
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>>28083942
>>28084020
I will give you a step by step guide.
First, fucking nuke your current Sunset General.
Second, (You can skip this one), travel back in time to the week when the first trailer for Equestria Girls was released.
Third, start a normal looking thread with a bait prompt such as this one: "Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
Fourth, here is the tricky part, be autistic enough to make a general when the greens in that "thread zero" (if you want to call it that) are liked by people.
Fifth, encourage new writers to come in the first threads so the thread will always be full of content, drawfriends tend to come to popular generals so this isn't as important in the beginning.
Sixth, when some time passes, remember to call people off on their faggotry and their neo-/shim/ behaviour.
Seventh,tell Gritsaw to fucking finish the greens he starts. (I will never not be salty about this)
Eighth, only do this one if you plan to follow step two, some time during 2015 a faggot named Muay Thai Guy will nuke your thread. Fight back.
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>>28084195
Ninth, have a cute trap in your corps of writefags who shitposts and posts pics of their thigh gap.
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>>28084002
This is why we post pastebins. To catch up.
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>>28084195
Will do Anon. I haven't seen Gritsaw in a while though. I wonder what happened to him. Maybe a formal general will encourage him to return.
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>>28084068
Be sure to have tons of in-thread memes.

Also rename your thread to [Nightly Sunset Thread] so we can be /nst/ together.
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>>28084195
Massive newfag we question What does it mean to 'nuke' a thread
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>>28084267
To kill it.
That's optional though, but it's pretty hard to make an already existing general git gud.
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I thought I would post this here because I dont have anywhere else to but I just learned that there is a street called Equestria 0.3 miles from where I live

I lived so close to Equestria this whole time and never knew about it
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Go look for Pokimans there. Maybe you will find a Ponyta
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>>28084581
Meant for >>28084530
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I found this while looking through the sunset shimmer thread because that guy posted here
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JEWISH DYKE MAGIC
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>>28085252
That Trixie is super cute. I'm glad this thread's have had at least some greens featuring that autistic smug wizard.
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>>28085997
space autist
space scitwi
space dykeshit
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>>28085997
just because of that, if I remember to do so I will write a autistic smug wizard trixie green
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I want to read dykeshit fapfics starring Scilight and Sunset.
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Reminder Sunset belongs to twilight
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>>28064602
REEEE
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>>28089705
Reminder Twilight is trisexual
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>>28089726
yep and thats why she is in acute twiangle
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>>28089733
She's into girls boys and SCIENCE
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>>28089772
she is into girl(s) and SCIENCE
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>>28089733
I appreciate you agreeing with me anon. I actually said that reminder to see if I'd be dykeshitted out this threads anus, but seeing your tolerance makes me want to stay and contribute. Seriously
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>>28089783
So then that means you're into NTR? Since you like watching a radioactive sunset fuck her and Twilight is your waifu?
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>>28089784
acute twiangles are lesbian relationships where there are two twilights and one sunset

>>28089819
no I am into forbidden love because thats what sunlight is, forbidden love
and its forbidden because its too cute
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>>28086854
I want people to stop thinking "I want to X" is a valid piece of discussion.
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>>28089783
Actually she's a pure virgin maiden with no interest in anyone so kindly fuck off.
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>>28089847
Oh so you're a cuckold
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>>28089940
this and I want "this" to stop being used as well even though I use it alot because I want to participate yet I am very boring and uncreative
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>>28089977
Don't be obtuse.
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>>28090028
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>>28090387
yes because you watch family guy
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Let me show you my dildo collection
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>>28090645
How big are her dildos
Does she have a flared chance in there that could easily ruin an untrained hole?
Would she use them on dudes?
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>>28090671
>How big are her dildos
All the sizes, its a collection after all >:D
>Does she have a flared chance in there that could easily ruin an untrained hole?
yes
>Would she use them on dudes?
Yes

BTW this is how you try to get a girl into sex if you are a raging lesbo.
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>>28090671
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>>28091699
I hope twilight takes control of midnight and gains the ability to change into her magical form at will
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>>28092120
I hope Shamwow's magical grill self comes back too
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>>28092716
Midnight and Daydream vs Gaia
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>>28092832
Are they going to beat her by holding her hands?
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>>28092891
_no

they beat her by hugging
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>>28092832
>Gaia
Mother Earth?
Illegal Shimmigrants confirmed for being the destructors of the worlds they invade.
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>>28092983
twilight is also killing her
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>>28093259
That's because she was corrupted by that Illegal Shimmigrant.
Fucking ISIS apologists, I swear. It's my hair.
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>>28093316
If you can't stop the Shimmigrants then why not join them?
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>>28090508
And you're a cuckold
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>>28093449
>calling me a cuck
>because you watch familyguy
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>>28093391
Never, I prefer to die for my world rather than giving in to the demands of aliens. I will die protecting my daughterfu.
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>>28093464
I called you a cuck before that
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>>28093464
>>28090508
You people never learn. I said "ignore him" not "give him the (You)'s he wants".
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>>28093464
I'd watch a whole season of it before watching Sunset make love to my waifu like you family >>28093479
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>>28093506
Disregard that second quoted anon he's cool.
>>28093495
Your cuck friend started it
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>>28093506
Don't quote me. I don't call people cucks anymore.
Besides, legal shimmers are free to do as they please (they should remember they are scum, though), I only have a probem with Illegals, suck as EqG Shimmer.
>>28093519
>Your cuck friend started it
Puh-lease, I started this meme.
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>>28093556
>allowing Sundong Shimmigrants do as they please
Poor show border cuck. Ignore them if you want and watch them TAEK YER JERB. Fuck ass nigga
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STOP CALLING EACH OTHER KEKS
THAT WORD IS AS MEANINGLESS AS FAGGOT
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>>28093612
You're right anon. I'm sorry. I apologize for my hostility, I just find shittmigrants unfair. Hug?
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>>28093612
Shut up "Totally not Twilight 0.5".
>>28093599
Shimmers take the jobs no Twilight wants to take. Twilights are born to do great things if they can't achieve more than a Shimmer then they should be shot on the spot, just like Illegals and non-productive Shimmers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_ryo87sWXo
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>>28093689
Fuck. That's actually some decent logic...
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>>28093787
moondancer would never look that attractive
I would still do her
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Do you think Shimmigrants sell Twilights on the black market?
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>>28094169
no Twilights are too smart to get captured
Trixies maybe
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>>28094238
But those Shimmers can easily lure Twilights away to dark scary basements and such with promises of dykeshit
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>>28094376
Twilight is not for marriage
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>>28094501
Fite me.
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If the world were suddenly to be overrun by Demons and humans had to use them to survive as partners who would Twilight's partner be?
Smt lv roster only
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>>28094657
All of her friends are already demons
Semen demons
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>>28094677
I'm just gonna go. I feel like writing
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Sup /nst/. You might remember when I began a Kamen Rider green a while ago. Unfortunately I didn't like how it was coming out, so I scrapped it and started over. The new version doesn't have Anon in it, and instead can focus more on Scilight herself. So without further ado, let's go on a Kamen Ride.
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>>28094825
>You are Detective Shining Armor, Canterlot PD, and you are on a stakeout.
>Normally this type of job would be handled by a team, but the chief thought you could handle this one given your familiarity with the area.
>It also helped to ease your concerns as a big brother, but you didn't mention that when you were petitioning your superiors.
>You're currently seated in your personal police cruiser, parked out of sight across the street from Canterlot High School.
>They'd made a quiet request to have the grounds monitored for a few nights, as there were rumors of an upcoming act of vandalism floating around the hallways.
>Given that your younger sister had recently transferred here from Crystal Prep, you thought it only wise to scope out the place for yourself. Kill two birds with one stone, as it were.
>Despite her protests of "I'll be fine, Shiny," she eventually relented.
>She was currently in the school, working on her research into the school's recent supernatural happenings.
>The deal was that when your replacement came at quarter-to-midnight, you would take her home for the night. Right now it's eleven thirty.
>So far neither jack nor shit out of the ordinary had happened, but you were never one to pack it in early.
>You stretch and check your phone, seeing that your replacement had texted you that he was on his way.
>You put your phone down and lean back in the driver's seat, and that's when you see it.
>In the main courtyard, by the front doors.
>It's too far away to really make out, but it looks like a black mist with orange glowing lines coalescing into a figure.
>You watch as it approaches the locked door and simply strides through it.
>Well, fuck.
>You radio in to HQ.
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>>28094838
"Detective Armor here, I've got a break-in currently in progress at CHS. Officer Tacks is en route. Over."
>You text your friend and replacement, Brass Tacks, letting him know the situation and telling him to follow you inside when he arrives.
>While you hope you won't have to use them, you make sure that your taser and handgun are ready to go.
>You grab your trusty flashlight and hoof it across the street, hot on the ghost's tail.
>The school's foyer presents no immediate cause for concern.
>In fact, it looks untouched, which would make sense if a ghost truly was present.
>You pull out your flashlight, holding it beside your head and throwing its beam into the dark hallways.
>You check the multiple paths from the foyer, looking for any trace of the dark mist.
>Nothing, nothing...
>There! A faint wisp of black at the end of a corridor.
>You take off after it, kicking off the row of lockers ahead of you to make a 90 degree turn without losing speed.
>You continue this for several minutes before you round a corner and find a figure standing before you, clad in a pink-and-black jumpsuit/armor thing.
>It regards you with green, almost insectoid eyes.
>Weird cosplay aside, they appear unarmed.
"Freeze!" you shout, hand going for your gun.
>The figure merely holds out its palms, giving you pause.
>Not resisting arrest, that's good.
"You are under arrest for breaking and entering. Anything you say-"
>"I'm not the one you're after." It cuts you off before it can be read its rights. The voice is slightly distorted, but also familiar. And, distinctly female.
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>>28094843
"Excuse me?" you say, hand still hovering by your holster.
>"The ghost. That's not me. I'm here to help you."
>You shake your head.
"Even if you are meaning well, you're still trespassing."
>The figure opens a small case on its hip, holding out a card for your inspection. You make no move to take it.
>"This here is the key to your survival. There are battles coming that you are not prepared for, and that you will not win. Not without this."
>You don't know what it is, but this card is resonating with you. Like it's tugging at your very soul.
>"Take up your mantle. Embrace your destiny as a defender of the people."
7>Eyeing the emotionless mask with trained officer's suspicion, you slowly reach out and take hold of the offered card.
>Immediately there is a surging warmth within you, and you feel a sensation of completeness.
>"Now go, Shining Armor. Chase the ghost. Save your sister."
>You look up, and the figure is gone.
>Wait. Save your sister?
>YOUR SISTER
>FUCK
>You slip the card into your jacket pocket and take off at a dead sprint towards the room that Twilight had been given to use as a lab.
>You kick the door open, pistol at the ready, and feast your eyes on the scene before you.
>Twilight is cowering in her chair before what appears to be an enormous mass of orange hair on legs.
>It whirls around, revealing itself to be a young woman, probably around your sister's age.
>And fuck, is she angry.
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>>28094852
>"The fuck are you!?"
>You furrow your brow and put on your best Scary Officer Voice(TM).
"Detective Shining Armor, Canterlot PD. And you're under arrest for trespassing."
>The woman squints at you slightly, then doubles over with laughter.
>"Hah! Okay, fine, I'll bite. At the very least it gives me an excuse to use this."
>At that, she points her palm towards her waist. The room is filled with some weird noise as a pale green cubelike face appears as a belt.
>She reaches into her vest and pulls out a small black and white sphere, holding it out before her.
>Her other palm makes contact with the side, causing the projection of a "G" to appear.
>She grins like a devil at you.
>"Henshin!"
>She opens the bizarre belt, placing the sphere into it and closing it up. A voice seems to emanate from the belt itself.
{Aye!}
>She pulls out a lever on the side of it, bringing back the voice, except it's singing now.
{Bacchiri minaa! Bacchiri minaa!}
>What appears to be a hoodie leaps forth from the belt, flying around the room.
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>She slams the lever back in, holding her arms out to the sides.
{Kaigan: Ore! Let's go, kakugo! Go-go-go-Ghost!}
>The hoodie brings itself onto her body which has since been covered in a black jumpsuit.
>And there before you stands the ghost that you had seen enter the building.
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>>28094880
>Before you or Twilight can react, she lunges for you.
>Her fist connects with your gut, slamming into you with power that shouldn't be possible for someone of her size.
>You double over, the wind knocked out of you.
>A swift knee to your groin puts you out of action entirely, sending you to the floor. The woman cackles above you.
>"Aww, is the big bad police officer afraid of a ghost?" The condescension in her voice is overpowering.
>"Now that he's out of the way, you and I have some unfinished business, Sparkle!"
>Through your pain-clouded eyes you watch as she saunters over to your cowering sister.
>"P-please, I don't even know who you are! J-just leave me alone!"
>Your sister's stammer, which she had worked so hard to grow out of, has returned.
>She's afraid, and you know it.
>No.
>Not on your motherfucking watch.
>Nobody bullies your baby sister and gets away with it.
>Fighting the blinding pain in your gut and balls, you stagger to your feet, panting heavily.
"Get... away... from... her!"
>The ghost turns towards you. You can't see her face under the mask, but you know she's raised her eyebrows.
>What was it that the figure in the hall said? Battles that you wouldn't win without the card?
>Time to test that.
>You pull it out from your pocket and hold it in front of you. For some reason, this feels like the right thing to do.
>A brilliant light shines forth from it, and a different voice rings out.
{Kamen Ride: Drive!}
>When you open your eyes, the card is gone.
>Looking down, you see that your waist is now occupied by a belt that looks much like a car's center console, complete with a key.
>You've also got a clip with what appears to be three model cars attached to it, and another in your hand.
>The ghost drops into a battle stance.
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>>28094885
>"I don't care what tricks you've got up your sleeve, this time you're gonna stay down!"
>She lunges at you, moving into an uppercut. She wants to end this quickly.
>You deftly sidestep her swing, the pain no longer hindering you. In the same motion you bring your knee up into her stomach.
>She stumbles and falls, gasping for breath.
>"What- *cough* what the fuck? How can you hurt me!?"
>She struggles, but manages to stand again.
>"Who are you?"
>You hold up the tiny car in your hand, examining its glossy red finish.
>With one finger you flick the back of it around. Something is telling you that this is right.
>You hold out your left arm, which is now adorned with a bracelet that seems to be able to house the car.
>You twist the key on your belt, prompting a third male voice to appear along with the sound of revving engines.
{Start your engine!}
>You have a strange urge to say something odd and specific.
"I'm Kamen Rider Drive."
>You slot the car into the bracelet, eliciting a click.
"And you're coming along for the ride."
>You push the car in a lever-like fashion.
{Drive! Type: Speed!}

Gonna be it for tonight. I'll have some more up tomorrow.
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>>28094897
Crossovers are cool.
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Where is the dykeshit, Hitler?
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>>28094825
MY BODY IS READY.
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>>28095179
It does. You're sitting on it. It's your ass
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>>28065266

First of copy past the argument don't screan cap it.

Next is the screen cap anon talking about random racism? Because this is funny. Look at the picture, making randome things ultra racist or /pol/ is funny. I bet by your definition robot chicken is /pol/ shitposters on TV. You knowe they made the carebare clip where they exterminate the inferior races.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wycARJk-Z6E

Some people find it funny to give racist opinions to characters for fun. Griffons like money? Jews, Le happy griffon merchant.jpg
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>>28073672
my horn gos in your anus
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>>28095455
Wrong image (kind of LOL)
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>>28081863
When no one is looking I grab her in the bushes and rape her.
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>>28095691
It's not rape if she cums more three times, though
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>>28081646
>Twilight is for friendship not sexual
>>28082813
>That's wath people say about Tomoko
LOL what? A character whole story revolves around HER wanting to get penis in her vagina is not for sex or about sex?

Seriously people she was so desperate for sex she was fantasizing about getting raped and tried it to get sex.

On what level of insanity are we now?
> Porn stars in canon want sex; according to /mlp/ they don't
> Tomoko in canon want sex; according to /mlp/ she is not interested.
> SciTwi who in canon will never ever have sex; according to /mlp/ she is a sex obsessed lesbian.
> Shimer who in canon will never ever have sex; according to /mlp/ she is a sex obsessed lesbian.
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>>28083461
Did you ever scissor with a girl before? Things can be arranged.
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>>28083477
Good thing magic transformations don't work all the time, for more detail see EG:FG.
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>>28084530
>I thought I would post this here because I dont have anywhere else to but I just learned that there is a street called Equestria 0.3 miles from where I live
>I lived so close to Equestria this whole time and never knew about it

You must be new here every pony knows Equestria is in Africa.
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>>28095758
The meme in /a/ is that Tomoko isn't for sexual. Fucking autismo.
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>>28096810
Is this not beyond autism? Autism is idiotic obsession, this is something different.
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>>28097318
autism on 4chan means nothing, its a meningles word.
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>>28097899
this is dangerously close to uncanny valley territory
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>>28098621
Really?

I thought it was extremely good and photo realistic.

Here is something uncanny for you.

Notice the dead derpy look stare and the unaligned face and eyes, my photo looks extremely good where you don't have this. Face/eye alignment is great.

Care to explain why its uncanny valley for you?
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I want to have 20 kids with Scitwi
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>>28099754
Mage Twi is beter
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>>28099923
Mage twi seems fun
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>>28099602
pony scitwi seems so much cuter than princess twilight
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>>28099122
Seeing eqg in 3d just rubs me the wrong way for some reason. Don't get me wrong, the drawing is extremely well done. I just get creepy vibes from it. Maybe uncanny valley isn't the right phrase I'm looking for here.
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Howdy /nst/!

Just wanted to let ya’ll know that I’m planning on starting up the third and final act of Big Brother Shining Armor fairly soon! It’s been a long time coming, but I hope to get back into the habit of writing and have a new update posted here maybe sometime in the next several nights.

It's been real fun for me to see people react to the story thus far, and I'm hoping ya'll will also have a fun time with what I've got planned next!
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>>28100877
Hi BBSA
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>>28100877
Tell me, do you like churros?
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>>28101462
Do I like churros?
Maybe
>>28101042
How you doing Anon?
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>>28101479
>How you doing Anon?
good
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>>28102698
Yes...just like that.
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>>28102721
I've seen that anime
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>>28102820
Pfft
Trixie can't cook
She's a talentless nolife loser and will die alone
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Hey guys, I missed you all! I've been away from fourchan for a little bit, so I'm not as caught up as I would like to be. Would anyone be willing to fill me in on what's gone on in my absence?
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>>28103573
Hey fuck off faggot, take your shit somewhere else.
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>>28094897
Wow Not going to lie this is pretty fucking lame. you should probably learn to write better.
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>>28103582
Fuck you, the last time I was here this general was more active than any other time in recent memory, I'm the best writer you faggots have.
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>>28094897
I can't tell if this is serious or if you're actually that twintail asshole who popped in a couple months ago.
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>>28103621
Hey fuck you, I'm not a samefag! Stop impersonating me!
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>>28103624
>>28103621
>>28103607
>>28103573
Oh Jesus Christ, not again
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>>28103573
Hello Twintail. It's been lonely without you here. Are you taking requests?
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>>28103621

Here we go again with this samefagging trash, you're back again samefagging all over the place, and look at this fucking shit >>28103621
you don't even bother taking your name off.
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>>28103631
I'm always good for a story new friend, what kind of story are ya interested in?
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>>28103631
>>28103635
I'm not a samefag, in fact, I'll bet you're samefagging me.
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>>28103653
Okay fine if you people want to go about harrasing me then i will have no choice but to put on a trip, the lothesome childishness of the people of this board is deplorable.
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>>28103644
I'd like to see Sunset and Twilight discover their love for one another through intimate belches. Maybe some lovely tooting that's soft in sound, and me stumbling across them kissing tenderly and burping into each otheuuuuaaaah~
Sorry. I almost made myself sick.
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>>28103671
Fuck you man, I was just about to put on a trip myself. Fuck your bratty behavior, I'm the real twintails. I hate people like you who make me stoop to your level
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Anyway, nobody even told me what's been going on lately, I must have missed a lot of good things.
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>>28103653

Wow first we have to put up with all you cuckolding faggots, but now we have to deal with this fucking shit.
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remember to report shitposters, raiders, trolls, etc and do not reply to them
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>>28103789
To be fair, if you like to read stories about your waifu getting fucked by someone else, you're just one degree removed from being cuckolded. Why do you think people get so upset when they see porno of their waifus? They're aggressively anti-cuck.
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Hey guys! I heard this was the place to get some hard NTR stories! Rev up those bull cocks
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>>28103818
>remember to report shitposters, raiders, trolls, etc and do not reply to them
Oh your one to talk faggot, you're stories are so fucking bad they're killing this thread
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>>28103818
Agreed, I really wish these people would just leave us alone. there is no excuse for this type of behavious
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>>28103834
>>28103849
>>28103858
>>28103862
Just go away you fucking assholes
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>>28103870
Fucking STOP SAMEFAGING ME ASSHOLE
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>>28103875
Now that's just rude
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>>28103653
>>28103818
>>28103862
>>28103870
>>28103834
>>28103875
>>28103858
>>28103849


everyone remember to smash that report putton there is no excuse for these people messing up our thread
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>>28103818
Wow, look at you here to ruin everyone's parade and you can't even add any meaningful content. Fuck you.
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>>28103904
I dunno, this thread was pretty shit before they started.
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>>28103904
I don't know this thread was pretty shit before they started.
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>>28103904
I dunno, this thread was pretty shit to begin with
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>>28103904
You guys post cuckold stuff all the time! I'm just here to enjoy it. Why am I getting reported? :(
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>>28103926
Don't worry about them. this is supposed to be a safe space for all human twlight interactions INCLUDING NTR. They're just unappreciative of the hard working writefags in this thread.
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>>28103950
Nobody appreciates good content in this shitty thread anymore.
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remember to report shitposters, raiders, trolls, etc and do not reply to them
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>>28103818
>>28103968
Spam is against the rules you know, and besides you're not contributing anything anyway.
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>>28103977
>>28103968
>>28103904
>>28103818
At this point, I'm pretty sure both Global Rules 7 and 10 apply. Stop fucking feeding and let them get bored you faggot(s).
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>>28103963
You take that back. The anons in this thread are wonderful and are always giving supportive feedback.
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>>28103990
Yeah? Try telling that to me, I spent hours writing the Rude Boys fanfic and then everyone did nothing but shit on me afterwards, and when I came back, everyone just told me to fuck off. Your thread is shit and so are you.
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>>28103988
>>28103977
>>28103711
>>28103644
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>>28104010
hey i really enjoyed the rude boys fic. please don't feel unappreciated.
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>>28104021
Thank you anon!
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This sucks. I'm legitimately here for some NTR.(preferably black Twilight)
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>>28104060
It's this cuckolding faggot again
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>>28104060
Get a girlfriend and then go get tyrone to fuck her while you cry in the corner masturbating you fucking faggot.
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>>28104101
I do that now without crying. I just want to feel that jealous arousal in my pony cartoons,and I'm sure others feel the same.
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>>28104123
wow this threads really gone to shit.
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>>28104196

>Twilight and sunset had just celebrated their one year aniversery.
>The feelings of romance were still in the air but were one for an unfortunate turn.
>Twilight and her lover taking in the sweet air of canterlot as they took their lovey dovery stroll
>"You're so cute"
>"noo You're cute"
>Lovingly walking into the night the pair continue their pace.
>They eventually fond themselves in more unpleasent setting.
>The dark underbelly of canterlot
>The pair found themselves walking into the hive of unsavory indivituals.
>"hey missy, fancy seeing you around here."
>A large black zebra standds infront of the dou.
>"You lookin mighty fine. Mind helping me out a little bit."
>"w-with what?"
>The huge zebra takes a stand to show his huge throbbing erection.
>"o-oh my, Twilight looks deeply into it mezmerized by its size and shape"
>Sunset couldn't help but notice as her lover stared onward into the phallus as the zebra let out a smirk.
>She felt betrayed as she watched twilights eye move with every bounce.
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>>28103618
No idea who Twintail is.
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>>28104321
some faggot who comes in here to ruin our thread. don't take any of his shit.
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>>28104321
He writes creepy self-insert rapefic about Twilight and expects this thread to lap it up like it's the second coming of SciTwi And Anon or something. He samefags to create an illusion of grassroots support and blames his lack of fans on "muh cucked dykeshitters."

stop samefagging, Twintail
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>>28104350
>>28104378
Good to know. Why did >>28103618
think I was Twintail?
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>>28104378

Wow thats just fucking rude. I get blamed for this shit posting. I sit here quietly never bothering anyone but the first time someone starts shitposting the finger comes back to me. I genuinely like this thread and i like giving to this thread but this is what you think of me.
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>>28104350
>>28104378
>>28104440
Fuck you guys, I'm not a samefag, >>28104443
is impersonating me and ruining my reputation.
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>>28104443
>>28104467
>implying not samefagging

Last time you posted here you wrote a shitty fic that even rape fetishists wouldn't welcome, berated everyone for not kissing your ass, then openly admitted to bringing multiple "friends" to shitpost the place "for the lulz." Sit down and think carefully about why this thread is quick to deride you as soon as the see your name showing up.

Your green was terrible and I'm the person that actually enjoys rape greens from time to time. Think about that for a second.
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>>28104378
and BTW for your information I never wrote a rapefic, that was a bondage fic between twilight and spike, but spike found out he had been betrayed and killed the unborn fetus inside her. If you're not going to read my content then you have no right to criticize it.
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>>28104483

>Think about that for a second.

really makes you think
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>>28104501
He'res your (you) asshole.
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>>28104378
That's right you tell him whats up.2
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>You look over the note once more, with a confused frown.
"This is the place. So where is she?"
>You received a note during lunch from Sunset Shimmer, who said she had a way for you to win the affection of your crush, Twilight Sparkle.
>The note said to meet her at her apartment, but now you wonder if this is really the place, and part of you is too nervous to knock.
"Fuck it! I'm doing this!"
>Talking to yourself like an absolute insane person, you ready your knuckles,prepared to-
>The door opens on its own, revealing the two toned girl in question.
>"I thought I heard someone talking out here. Is there someone with you?"
"N-no."
>You internally cringe.
>"Ookay... Well come in! There's something I want to show you!"
>She gives you a warm smile, stepping aside and extending an arm to her home, an invitation you are too happy to accept.
"So how can I get Twilight to like me?"
>"Not out here. Just head straight ahead."
>You nod, and casually stroll inside, following Sunset's vague instructions and head to what you can assume is her living room, if the obvious furniture change is anything to go by.
>Your eyes widen at once piece of furniture in particular.
"Wh-what the fuck is this...."
>You can hear the footsteps of Sunny from behind, and her hand pat you on the back.
>"This is your ultimatum Anonymous. This is how you win over Twilight."
>You can't avert your eyes, as her words flow into your ears.
>Twilight is there on all fours naked and blindfolded, and shivering.
>What the hell is going on?!
1/
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>>28103602
Working on it mang. Any suggestions or are you just gonna throw around baseless criticism?
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>>28104467
Sounds like you didn't have much of a reputation to begin with friendo.
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>>28104625
None really the way you write is fine but the subject matter just doesn't stick out. its kind of like a hotpocket, the concept is interesting but when i get into it there is much to be desired
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>>28104595
>Sunset saunters over to her supposed slave chair, and sits on the girl's back crossing her legs.
"Wh-what are you doing to Twilight?!"
>Sunset giggles.
>"Telling you how to get Twilight to like you! Isn't that right Twilight?"
>"Y-yes mistress..."
>You feel sick to your stomach.
>This is the girl you've fawned over like a schoolboy.
>That you've touched yourself to many a night.
>She's your goddess.
>Your idol!
>And here she is being used like a-a TOOL!
>Sunset lifts a hand and brings it down onto Twilight's supple purple rear, earning a yelp of pleasure from the blinded submissive genius.
"How is this--what are you getting at? What ultimatum?"
>While you don't want to objectify Twilight, part of you can't help but be aroused at this situation.
>" The way to Twilight's heart is to accept what she is Anon. Unconditional acceptance."
>She crosses her arms.
"Accept what?! That she's your slave or something? That she likes BDSM or something?"
>Sunset snickers.
>"Not exactly."
>She looks to the side into a room out of your visual range, and motions her head.
>You hear bedsprings creak, and footsteps.
>"Anon. Sup!"
"Brad?"
>He's texting as if nothing is happening, and all it does is increase your confusion further.
>"You can start now Brad."
>He slips the phone into his pocket, and starts to undress.
"WHOA WHOA. STOP! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!"
2/
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>>28104650
Hey, will you fuck off? I didn't write an entire story just for you ungrateful assholes to shit on me that whole night
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>>28104677
I can understand that. I'll be adding in a lot more riders as it progresses, so hopefully the character dynamic will help keep people interested.
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>>28104705
Just cause you wrote it doesn't mean we have to like it brah.
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>>28104684
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>>28104684
>"Ssh! Just watch!"
>Tossing his clothes into a pile across the room, he positions himself in front of Twilight, and slips his meat into her panting mouth.
"What the fuck?! What is this supposed to tell me?! I don't want to watch this shit!"
>You turn to leave.
>You're no cuck. You're not gonna watch the girl you love get mouth fucked by some tool.
>"I wouldn't do that if I were you-"
>Sunset's grin can't be seen but you can feel it burn into you from behind.
>Twilight's panting voice rings out.
>"P-Please stay! Please wa-watch me get violated Anon!"
>You clench your hands into fists.
>"Are you gonna ignore your goddess? Are you going to reject what she is Anon?"
>You look over your shoulder trying to blank out Brad tenderly plowing Twilight's throat before you.
>Drool begins to pool underneath her.
>Your heart hurts, but your love for Twilight is real.
>You'll endure it for her.
>"Good boy."
>Sunset stands up, and begins to disrobe as well.
>Does this mean you're about to be part of some type of teenage orgy?
>Your curiosity is deflated when Sunset reaches behind and Armchair, brandishing what appears to be a Strapon.
>You unconsciously clench your anus.
>"Don't worry. This isn't for you sweetheart."
>She takes some time to affix it to herself, while the sounds of wet gagging fills the space.
>As much as it hurts to spectate, you can't deny the tingling in your loins.
>Sunset finishes with a loud click, and takes the other end of your princess with a mischievous grin.
>Your breath gets ragged, as you try to unzip yourself-
>"What are you doing?"
>Sunset and Brad are looking at you, as if you just ripped a huge fart.
"Wh-what do you mean?"
>Sunset stands up, her grin now a heavy scowl.
>"You think this is some sexual act for you to get off on?! This is EDUCATION. I'm teaching you something, you mongloid!"
>You're even more confused now.
3/
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Wow, mods sure are shit at doing their jobs tonight
>inb4: Banned
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>>28104957
Don't be mean to the mods. they're just doing their jobs.
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>>28104994
>. they're just doing their jobs.
no they aren't
they dont delete shitposts, spam, and porn
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>>28104957
>mods going out of mlpg
>ever
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>>28105149
Is she okay?
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>>28105237
She is in a better place now.
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>>28105237
She's dead
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>>28064534
the objective truth of cuck existing as a meaningless historical artifact is tautological.

a cuck shitpost includes a large portion of needless metaphor and elaboration built upon this simple foundation.

while the descriptor 'needless' may be excessively subjective, some form of consensus about what constitutes noise may be appropriate.
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>>28064882
well if you really want to know my opinion about this...

only if it contains some cool scientific information about planet(s) with methane based atmosphere(s)

or at least enough methane to bootstrap a post nuclear holocaust industrial society a la 'mad max beyond thunderdome'
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>>28065044
science is a living process of verification of empirical truth by unbiased individuals who surrender to the impositions subjectivity demands upon them, while collaborating with like minded individuals to try and produce the best image of objective truth available in each successive moment.
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>>28105237
what the fuck
so the mods will delete that one post but wont delete porn threads, raids, shitposting, etc

>inb4 perma ban
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>>28065105
'by in large women are x'
in human beings x = 'source of mitochondrial DNA'
it is not every human being, regardless of gender/sex, who gets to grow up to be Richard Dawkins.

'Twilight would be straight...'
Are you claiming that each household can only tolerate some fixed amount of science before failing? Kant argued that a science of metaphysics is possible, and necessary. Perhaps there is a reason that my computational chemistry professor married a philosopher?
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>>28065128
>REAL opinions
book = echo chamber
internet = really big echo chamber
real opinion = developing a subjective view within the context of an echo chamber

some opinions are so taxing to maintain, that the host is incapable of effectively questioning them. This is where society, and the scientific mindset really shine, and do important work.
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>>28105602
Ayy lmao
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New thread

>>28105669
>>28105669
>>28105669
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>>28065242
and if the fraction of non-breeding human population does not increase in some proportion to the extension of human lifespan. Not that this would impose a certain sexuality/gender for whoever was really into that kind of thing...

I guess I kinda wonder if there is such a thing as a voluntary fetish, and how it would be defined/constructed...
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>>28105002
the Chernobyl event was a result of the moderators being burnt away...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z84ep16aO2Q
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