It's leet time!

>>28059429
The obligatory: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wVcwGX0Nac

>>28059429
nice OC

>>28059429
twilight was always my backup waifu incase something happened to my sweet n pure dashie. and now that shes a slut too, ill have to switch to twi fulltime. but even then i have a feeling in my gut she fucks shining armor.
goddamn its stressfull being a fan ffs

>>28059468
>implying twilight didn't get fucked by Flash Sentry
When will people learn that no waifu is pure?

>>28059468
>having backup waifus
>dumping them at the drop of a dime
You deserve to be cucked.

Also this.
>>28059547

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>>28059547
>When will people learn that no waifu is pure?

>implying

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>>28059429
Rainbow is polyamory.
She loves more than one stallion, but she also loves (You).
What happens?
Could you handle it?

>>28059581
That's a lot of words to state she's a fucking slut.

>>28059581
Orgy contest, whoever last and can fuck the longest wins.

Wins what? Up to you.

>>28059587
Sluts are just literally fucking around.
She doesn't want to leave you.
Shes in love with you, has an emotional connection and want to be around you.
But she happens to love others as well.

>>28059597
Uhm, ok.
Let's say she's a whore, then.

>>28059589
No contest.
She doesn't want to leave anyone.
I mean it, not even (You), at all.

>>28059602
No contest? Lame.

Contest.

>>28059600
Caring, and deep love is not finite, anon.

>>28059605
Told you she's a whore.

>>28059581

polygamy is just another word for being a cuck

>>28059617
>Polygamy
>POLygamy
>/pol/ygamy
Coincidence? I don't think so.

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>>28059587
>>28059600
>>28059609
>hfw all these insecure anons feeling threatened by other stallions being with her emotionally and sexually, when she clearly deeply loves and cares for you as well.

>>28059609
Contest

>>28059626
>"Oh Anon, stop...ah...worrying, I...aaaah...l-love you so much...N-now, if you'll excuse me, Quibble has...AAAAh...still 26 minutes to go...."

>>28059617
Not the same at all.
She doesn't want you to suffer like that.
That would hurt her.
And its polyAMORY.

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>>28059626

>mfw anon tries to justify his cuck fetish

If you wanna be a cuck that's fine, but don't try and force your weird fetish on everyone.

>>28059639
we call that Nymphomania, actually

>>28059638
She could say that to Quibble, while fucking you, anytime.
Again, love is not finite anon.

>>28059644
see >>28059639

>>28059429
There are no threads up about this episode and it's only Wednesday. The fuck, /mlp/?

What was the consensus. I can see /mlp/ loving it and not-/mlp/ getting butthurt over the friendly jabs at the fandom. I was laughing hard at what an insufferable cunt Quibble is. It's exactly what I imagine it would look like to drop some faustfag armchair critic into the show. Next level ironic comedy.

>>28059429
Hold your horses I think when OP said
>it's leet time
I think he was referring that to new male pone, not your slut rd

>>28059656
So, I guess she'd have no problems at all if I, dunno, fucked the shit outta Applejack and Rarity...?

I mean, while still being in love with her.

>>28059654
Then she would just fuck them and bounce.
But she builds an emotional connection, and a relationship if she likes him, if they sex, then they sex.
Sex is not everything.

>>28059547
>implying EqG is canon

>>28059672
There is a LOT of communication going on in poly relationships, seriously. To make sure noone gets hurt.
If shes ok with it, and it seems fair, then sure.
She can get jealous too you know..

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>>28059683
>If shes ok with it, and it seems fair, then sure.
Ok, I'm sold. Now, let's go to Rarity's place to affectionally talk about Dash while I ravage her pussy.

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>>28059699
Rainbow thought she can handle it. Whenever you fucked an other mare, she was happy that you have fun. But this time she breaks a little.
Halfway though her jelousy starts to rise.
She feels a little abandoned.
It hurts her that her lover rails her friend.
She wants to hold her boyfriend, she politely asks (You) to please stop.
What do?

>>28059758
>rape
>rape till death

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>>28059758
I'll get her a gift.
Go to Applejack's place, fuck her senseless thrice, get the finest cider I can buy and then go meet Dash.

"For the next 2 weeks, I'm all yours"
>"Oh anon..."
"...that is because I have to hide from AJ and Rarity when they'll discover I wasn't using any condom"
>"..."
"I love you...?"
>"Get in, you moron"
"C-can we fuck?"
>"You're not getting out of here without cumming into me at least 10 times, boyo"

>>28059769
rape who?

>>28059785
Her friends, of course.

>>28059429
I feel like this could be so much better but still...love it anyway.

>>28059785
>who
where do you think you are? Afcourse everything that exists

>>28059788
Why now?
She would stop if she saw that you're getting hurt.

>>28059468
>and now that shes a slut too
Rewatch the episodes where you think she's slutty and you'll see it's all bullshit. Dash is still pure.

>>28059802
>She would stop
THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE RAPE TRAIN, ANON

>>28059803
>"LA LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING, SHE'S PUREEEE!"

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>this thread

>>28059807
She would stop that shit.
For (You)

You know, if you're so egocentric that you actually think that ANY girl, imaginary or otherwise, is saving herself just for you, then you deserve all the disappointment and jealousy you will suffer.

>>28059823
...even tho I'm not a big guy?

>>28059830
I can't get jealous in my mind, anon.
My tulpas will never betray me...
STOP LOOKING AT PONK, AJ! I WON'T TELL YOU AGAIN!

As I said, they would NEVER betray me...

>>28059832
What do you mean by that?
I was talking about rainbow stopping to fuck a stallion if she saw that you're uncomfortable with it.

>>28059846
You said "4 u".

>>28059803
have you seen the latest episode?

>>28059851
Yeah, she would stop fucking that stallion because she cares about you.
She would do that for you.

>>28059863
Nevermind, you're not getting the joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9wi0cPrU4U

>Grab Dash
>Hug her
>Blow raspberries on her belly
>Tell her I'll stop
>TILL THE NEXT ITCH

>>28059817
Well dah, it's was posted at 13:37 that defenetly means something

>>28059879
Didn't watch.

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>Being this defensive about dash loving someone else too.
Really an insane concept isn't it?
Loving more than one person?
Weird, who does that?
Especially in our mono-normative society..
Fucks with your head a little, doesn't it?

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>>28059857
I did. Nothing happened to think dash is a slut.

>>28059811
Not listening to what exactly? All the "evidence" posted here? A bunch of edited images? Or headcanon stories?

>>28059434
This man's a hero.

Thread slowly dies?
I don't want let it go

Patton Oswald did a great job fleshing out a two-dimensional caricature into a fully realized character. RD has a new waifu. Deal with it.

>>28061382
>RD has a new HUSBANDO
Anon...

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>>28059429

>"Yeah, whatever. Fuckity-bye."

>>28060057
Shittone of teasing and flurting from Rainbowslut.

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>this nigga trying to justify being a kuck

>>28060057
>trying to argue with memers
Summer's about to end in about a month, so if I were you, I'd save my energy for when the kiddies return to school.