Pony Strip Clubs

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>>28054838
Pone is not for sexual!

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>>28054869
Explain your reasoning

>>28054838
What if they put on the clothes just to take them off?

https://derpibooru.org/1164873

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>>28054838
If those existed I'd be bankrupt.

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>They don't exist.

Pony strip clubs, that is. Ponies exist though.

>>28054900
What about those weird events where people get together to look at them? Reckon that's pretty close.

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>>28054838
PUT IT ON BABY

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>tfw no angry Trixie lapdance

>>28054959
Best part would be the sullen, bitchy look on her face as she grinds her ass onto your dick.

>>28054881
It's a show for little grills, not 500 pound basement dwelling turbo autists!

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>>28055074
>show for little grills

Why are you even here, shit tugger?

>>28055105
Just to annoy you :^)

>>28055105
What a cute grill

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It begins

>>28054881
Its a fucking horse, as in, a horse for fucking,

>>28055105
MODS

>>28056099
kek

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>>28055176
You are not alone.

Green when?

>>28054838
BUMP

>>28058539
wow reddit youre so legion

>>28054838
>pony strip clubs
Sounds more like a dress club to me

I wish I could come up with a green right now, but all my thoughts are lewd and would go into harsh sex anyway. But hey, we all know, in a strip club you don't touch the mar- I mean... women.
Lurking for now though.

>>28058539

>>28054838

That...kinda works for me.

Straight nudity is actually sorta blah for me. I mean, it's okay, there's nothing wrong with it, but it's just sort of...meh. I'd much rather see a lady in some nice sexy slutwear. The shinier the better.

Case in point:

>>28055767

>>28058714
>anon finds a mysterious new building
>he walks up to the bouncer at the front
>"what is this place?"
"The Dress Club."
>"aw, that sounds adorable."
"Prepare to be surprised."

page 9 bump

And again

>"Aww, does Mister Anon like it when I wear this pretty bow on top?"
Y-yes...
>"Oh? What's this? Is that a saddle you're holding? How lewd!"
>"Does Mister Anon want me to wear this as well? Will it please him so?"
P-put it on... P-please.
>"Anything for you honey." She winks, taking the saddle away from your grasp.
>Later,

>"Ooh what about this one? Does it smell good on me?"
>She squeezed the little rubber ball as a puff comes out from the bottle.
>It instantly fills the booth in which you two were in.
>The sweet scent of strawberries filled your nostrils, giving you a raging hard on.
Y-yes please...
>The mare who you do not know her name quietly giggled as she sprayed tons of that stuff all over her body.
>Later,

>"Do you think this blush will go good with my mane?"
>You nodded.
>"Oh, and what is your favorite color Mister Anon?"
Uhh, blue? Why do you- oh fuck me.
>You notice the mare whipping out a small box containing multiple tubes of lipstick, there were so many shades of blue to choose from.
>"Take your pick." She cooed.

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>>28062055

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>>28055074

>>28054959
Muh disposable income!

>>28054838
I actually have an interesting premise/story for this but I know this thread will die or go dead

>>28062403
>been up for over 21 hours
>"I know it will die or go dead"

Like every thread eventually? Just write it if you want. You're not going to get pleas for you to do it. It's been up a while as it is. Worst outcome is you make a new thread, oh no!

>>28062055
>"Oh my, you do have quite the taste Mr. Anon!" She giggles.
>You loosen your collar, it felt stuffy in here.
>"But what's this? Oh no, my mane's a bit messed up! Oh ladies, could you come up here and lend a hoof?"
>You sat still on the leather sofa as three cute mares walked through the curtains.
>They each held a brush in their mouths.
>"Tsk, Tsk this is unacceptable! Don't worry Mister Anon, she'll look all nice and pretty for you by the time we finish!" Said one mare, and the others agreed.
>As she settled down in the middle the other three gathered around and took turns brushing her mane.
>One of the three was a unicorn so she used her magic while one used her mouth to grab the handle. The third used her hooves but she tried her best not to look silly.
>The mare began to hum as her friends kept brushing.
>"Brushie, brushie, brushie..." One whispers.

>>28062437
I should've been more clear. Whenever I write about n these cozy out the way threads they go dark. I think it's because of me. I'm know as the "Dead thread green man"

>>28062479
Boo hoo. Write if you want or don't. Someone is going to read it either way if you. If you don't, nobody will, obviously.

>>28054959
GTFO Seth.

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Here's a true stripper for you!

>>28062455
lewd