Fuck one, marry one, kill one, ignore one.

>>28054311
>28054311
>No hooves
Kill them all

>>28054311

Pinkie, Fluttershy, Dash, Sparkle.

In that order.

>>28054311
Fuck you, you sake of shit, where's my waifu?

>>28054311
>Human
Trashed.

>>28054311
Fuck Twilight, marry Pinkie, invite the other two over for tea sometime.

>>28054360
sake?
sake?

>>28054311
The picture already perfectly expresses my feelings.

Fuck the skank Pank
Ignore boringshy
Throw a grenade at Gutterdash
And finally put a ring on Twilight

>>28054311
Fuck Sparkie
Marry Dashie
Kill Pinkie
Ignore Flutterie like everyone else does

>>28054384
Sack.

>>28054311
Fuck: Pinkie
Marry: Dash
Kill: nice meme
Ignore: the other two I guess.

marry Dashie and fuck them all

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>>28054360
>>28054384
sa ke?

>>28054453
I have no clue why I didn't say this.

>>28054453
>fuck them all
THAT IS NOT AN OPTION

>>28054311
> Marry Sparklebutt. Best fitting personality over the long term, and I bet she could get into some kinky stuff with time.
> Fuck Yellowquiet. Not much of a personality, but just once I'd like to see her turn as red and embarrassed as I could get her.
> Kill Pinkpank. No real reason why, she just annoys me.
> Ignore Bluefast. I'm ambivalent on her; she gets neither the dick nor death.

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>>28054311
Ignore all four and go find Applejack

>>28054365
SIH┴

>>28054541
Daily reminder that Applejack fucked Soarin after she sold him that apple pie.

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Kill Twilight - She's a traitor to her subjects and bourgeois scum

Ignore Rainbow Dash - Why would anyone feed this little troll's already overinflated ego?

Fuck Fluttershy - Just to her hear cum

Marry Ponka Po - Best pone and most fun waifu, sex positive, bold, extremely inventive. Would never try to smother you in weirdly detailed plans for her own life in which you are just a money-producing centerpiece and instead understands life comes one day at a time and is meant to be enjoyed. When you die you can't take it with you so being a tryhard is the worst character flaw and often runs totally unchecked in females both real and fictional. Pinkie would actually be fun to be married to instead of your life turning into a joke where you run errands all day every day for some breeder bitch and have sex once a week. Then when you cheat she cries and screams, calls you a dog, calls betafag males to harass you, brings in the court system to steal from you. No. Never marry a cunt. Look for glorious exceptional fun humans who are like Pinkie.

>>28054592
IGNORE TOPF POSTS

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>>28054552
I think they were just vendor and customer, nothing beyond that.

And even if that's true, so? Why should I care whom she fucked before if I truly love her?

I'm not NRDT who gets triggered by waifu's impurity

>>28054311
What the fuck is this human shit?

>>28054311
>Adversiting Patreon.

>>28054311
Fuck Twilight
Marry Flutters
Kill Dash
Ignore Ponk

>>28054623
I was trying to join the shitposting crowd that thinks that 2 characters of the opposite sex being on the same screen means they are fucking.

>>28054311
What the hell is hitting Rainbow dash?

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>>28054616

TOPF's been dead for at least a year, I'm a Trump voter. Why shouldn't Americans hate royalty? Our own country was founded on the rejection of monarchy as a legitimate means of leadership. Twilight's a corrupt little fruitbasket stealing from the Equestrian taxpayer. Furthermore, why does she keep letting griffons into Equestria when they bring their terrorism with them? I would suspend all Griffon immigration until law and order could be reestablished.

Twilight Sparkle more like Twilight Merkel

>>28054712
My dick

>>28054311
>Kill Ranbow dish cause doesnt eat donuts right
>Ignore Sparlight twikle cause horn fucks donut like attention whore
>Marry Fluttershy because proper maners
>Fuck Poonk cause she know how to mouth donuts

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>>28054616
>TOPF
ehh?

Marry ponk

>>28054870
That One Pinkie Fag

He was the original NRDT.

>>28055137
>willingly eating shit
Good one Reddit.

>>28055157
>equating EQG with fully humanized

I see only one redditor here. Hint: [Spoiler]it's you[/spoiler]
>>28054311
End Fluttershy's existence, ignore Twilight, fuck Pinkie, marry Rainbow Dash.

>>28055268
>calling me Reddit while he fails to spoiler
At least your tastes are alright.

>>28054776
Your dick is shaped like a Danish pastry and crumbles?

>>28055301
That'sthejoke.jpg

>>28055415
[Merely pretending intensifies]

>>28055511
>misses obvious joke use of the spoiler tag
>lol u were just merely pretending

I mean you're just digging your own grave deeper, but by all means keep replying.

>>28055632
[Damage control intensifies]

>>28055644
>muh damage control

The irony is astounding. Am I being rused or are you actually this oblivious?

>>28055655
[Damage control reaching critical levels]

Faggots

>>28055667
Fuck you.