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First

>>28047903

I want to cum inside Chryssy,
Chrysalis.swf

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>>28047903

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>>28047903

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>>28047903
JOHNNIES PLAY ROOM! IS A BUNKER FILLED WITH SAAAND!

HE'S BECOME A THIRD WORLD MAAAAAAAAAAN!

SMOKEYS SUNDAY! HE'S BEEN MOBILIZED SINCE DAWWWD!

NOW HE'S CROUCHING ON THE LAWWN!

HE'S A THIRD WORLD MAN!

This was unrelated to anything.

So I have a question for you all. Can changelings turn into chryssy? I ask cause there are a lot of people I know who like her and I don't think I can out cuck that many anons.

>>28049325
I am sure they probably could, but wouldn't do it out of respect or some code.
Maybe you could convince a renegade drone or some shit.

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>>28047903
Every time this song comes on on my music list, I instantly think of Chrysalis. It fits her so well. Shame I don't have any animation skills or I would so make something with this.

I want to reconcile the violence in your heart.
I want to recognise your beauty's not just a mask.
I want to exorcise the demons from your past.
I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RpKkQNPQ_4

>>28049325
According to the comics they can
inb4:
>idw
>canon

>>28049708
Not sure if I want to consider the comics canon, but either way their portrayal of Chrysalis has been very respectable.

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>>28049325
I've always imagined that changelings have trouble turning into things that aren't more or less their own size, given how Chrysalis herself took the role of Cadance during the Canterlot infiltration.

But then we saw a changeling do exactly what you say in the comics.
And later, and even more importantly, we saw Chrysalis turn into a normal pony (Applejack) in the previous season finale.

So now I guess I don't see why not.

>>28049748
Agreed. That's pretty much the only thing the comics do right these days

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>>28048667
I know that art style...

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>>28050034
Stoic is god tier

Can't find his pic with her in lingerie, so have this instead.

>>28050413
Being a natural seductress, she'd no doubt be an amazing dancer.

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>>28050558
But would she be a good friend?

That's all i want.

>>28050599
>She's not real
it hurts

>>28050865
DONT REMIND ME GODDAMNIT

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>>28049325
The question you should be asking is can Chrysalis turn into a drone...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6aT_oEhIKo

Bug bump!

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>>28050599
Doubt it. She's a power-hungry monarch.

>>28051727
But she wants dat love! I bet she'd be friendly if the circumstances were right.

>>28051727
But even "villains" have their good side.

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>>28052537
Especially villains with good intentions

>>28053268
>good intentions
Heh.

For her own kind, sure. She did say that.
But not for the ponies. At all.

>"This day have been just perfect~..."
>Canterlot burns while ponies run around screaming

>>28053652
Ponies always run around screaming.
Hell, they do that when Zecora walks into town.

>>28053667
Well...

I guess that's true.

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>>28053667
>Ponies were running and screaming not because of invasion itself, but because OH CELESTIA A BUZZING BLACKPONES WHICH WE'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE! RUUUN!

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>>28053780
Exactly.
They also set fire to their homes and stores due to this.

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>>28053780
>Most of them are just sitting around on roofs
>smiling
>Those two chatting on the bridge thing
>That one sliding down the roof.
>Looks like he's having the time of his life

What kind of invasion is this?

>Changeling weren't actually told they where invading
>They where just having some pinkie tier party
>Though ponies would play with them
>that one guy is just chasing Dr hooves cos it's fun

>>28053946
>>28053847
And this is exactly why changelings are being reformed.
You love them too much, so they will now castrate them just for you.
It is all your fault, anons.

>>28053652
Ponies get scared from anything that isn't like them.

They're the most racist race in the entire universe.

>>28053847
>"BURN IT ALL! DON'T LET THE BUGPONES GET IT!"
Ponies are pretty freaky.

>>28054101
Like you wouldn't have done exactly that too if you saw, I dunno, spiders of your size?

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>>28053780
>>28053847
>>28053946
>"Excuse me, we're trying to get to the castle. Can you please give us directions?"

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Bug hooves

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>>28055691

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>>28055698

>>28048380
I'd probably put my dick on the glass

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>>28057142
It's not nice to tease her.

gud night bump

>>28057165
But it's so much fun.

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Need more random changeling drones

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>>28058825
Would you comfort a sad changleing in the rain?

Are changeling capable of loving back?

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>>28058953
Yes and yes!
>A being which feeds on love.
>The best way to induce love in a relationship is to give your love and affection to the other person.
>Your very survival depends on the love from someone and your ability to love them back.
There would be no other creature more devoted and passionate about being a lover than a changeling.

less than 3 weeks left for the changeling episode, guys!

>>28059515
Till the queen returned and they were slaved back to her.

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>>28060367
WHAT! Me? A lover to her? I don't think so!

>>28060084
rude

>>28062619
but cute

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>>28060367
We'll see how true your headcanon is soon Anon...
17 more days...

>>28064095
I'm not too worried. Chrysalis has been shown to have mind control powers over ponies, its safe to say she can will a drone back to her service if she wanted to. The only headcanon is if this is a gestalt psychic/magic field of influence around her or a direct action.

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>>28064802
That's a firm reasoning. But you never know. The writers might pull something like changeling mind control powers only work on ponies and not other changelings. Kinda like how the siren's songs don't work on each other. It's all speculation at this point, but we should hopefully find out soon!

>>28064946
Looking forward to it either way. I always wanted Spike to have a changeling friend.

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>>28064962
>Spike to have a changeling friend.
Yeah, this episode should be pretty sweet. Hopefully they'll make his changeling friend into a recurring character in the show and not just a one shot episode sort of deal.

>>28065038
Hoping for the same. They need to go to a hoofball game together and get matching hats.

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>>28065064
Yes... we all hope the events of Changebro are made canon.

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>>28065150
Most of them anyhow.

>>28065038
You know he'll only appear once and never be seen again, don't kid yourself.

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>>28065226
Yeah... I know...

>>28065798
I'd go to changeling standup...

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>You will never drive a Leopard 2 with Chryssi

>>28047903
so hey does some one haves the pastebin for a story about an anon changeling that meets an blind pony

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>You will never be Chrysal's king
>Changeling will never look up to you like a daddy
>Also literally, cos you're like twice their height.

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THIS IS NOT A BUMP!

Page 8 anti-glimshit bump.

>>28066690
You mean Where Eyes Decieve.
http://pastebin.com/KtTQLitt
That was a good one

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>>28066383
Tanks for reminding me.

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>>28068626
>Tank
>Posts SPG

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>>28068653
Sorry. I don't usually tread in this kind of stuff.

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>>28068776
>tread on that kind of stuff
>Tread

OH YOU!

>tfw no changeling Carlos
>tfw he will never make puns
>tfw every changeling won't get mad at him
>tfw the entire hive will never mercilessly beat him while he makes more puns
>tfw he will never go home every day bloodied and cry because he just wanted to make people happy
Oh. that stopped being funny.

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>You will never have a changeling pounce on you while on a cold night of guard duty
>She will never pin you down and heat things up
>You will never cum inside
>She will never try and run away, but you force her to cuddle
>She will never struggle but eventually give in
>You will never have a hybrid kid
>You will never have to keep him hidden from the world
>Life will never be good after that.
ohhh...

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>mfw this thread

>>28068199
Must protect the thread!
For the hive!

>>28070227

>>28069837
my life

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>>28071048

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Changeling.

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Half changeling.

>>28069324
i needs it

>8

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16 more days!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqWQ3FUPWjY

Who's pumped?

>>28073431
Cautiously hyped. This'll be the episode that confirms or destroys our headcanons.

>>28073431
not getting too hyped because the risk of writers fucking it up is quite huge

Hey everyone. I just wanted to stop by to say sorry for not delivering. I got distracted and have lately had very little time to do anything other than work and sleep.
I am still working on SC2 but the going is slow.

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>>28076908
Was wondering where you disappeared to. No worries, take your time, we'll be eagerly waiting.

>>28068546
The end I wrote to that one bothers me. Maybe I'll give the end a quick rewrite in the next day or so.

Nobody is ever really on the irc channel so I was wondering who might be interested in joining a /bug/ discord server.

>>28077006
Is Adapting to Change still a work in progress or is it dead?

>>28077683
Unfortunately, it's dead for the time being. I've got too many other things on my plate to focus on. But if I see a growing demand for it I will put the effort into working on it.

>>28078355
Alright, I know what you mean, so much to do and so little time. I'll label it as dead in the pastebin unless you decide otherwise. I for one would rather see a SC2 over more adapting to change mainly because I have a hard time trying to like or relate to Kalumina. That one scene when he brutally beats the living shit out of anon... Fuck... That was horrifying, well written, but very graphic, intense, and disturbing. His emotionless and uncaring personality reminds me of of a psychopathic serial killer... I know you are going for a redemption story, but his previous actions make it hard for me to root for him.. However I'd still read the rest if you posted more lol

I really want this story. Not sure if I should write it or not.
>reluctantly yandere Chrysalis dates you in a disguise
>she's yandere because humans are a good source of love or something
>she ends up telling you that she's Chrysalis, so you two break up
>you date another Chrysalis disguise
>she doesn't reveal that she's Chrysalis, but you find out somehow
>you date a third in another town
>she uses changeling scouts to find you
>you give up on dating and run to some mountains
>she uses transformation to follow you there and >rape you
>you give in at this point (she's obviously too powerful to beat)
>she uses transformation magic to do weird stuff in the bedroom
>since you aren't going anywhere, she stops being yandere and you get to date the "real bugbutt"

>>28079155
Change
>she uses transformation to follow you there and rape you
for
>she stalks you all day, every day.
followed by
>you give in at this point
and
>since you aren't going anywhere, she stops being a weirdo and you get to date the "real bugbutt"
and I would read it.

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>>28079233
aaaaaa

>>28081050
Agreed. Take out the rape and I'll read it too.

>9

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>>28084412
and the re-dub

>>28079233
let's add another set to that list of yours

>>28084916
not working, pal

bug is not for p9

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>>28073431
2 more weeks!

>>28087170
Watching a livestream and I just saw the preview for the changeling episode. I've now gone from cautiously hyped to super hyped.

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>>28087360
Is there a video of it up on YouTube yet?

>>28088685
Episode just finished. Give it about 30 minutes I reckon.

>>28049811
There were more Chrysy? I stoped watching mlp after 3.5 seasons

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>>28090070
You missed out on some good shit anon.

>>28086787
That changeling looks like a kicked puppy.

I added a tiny bit to the end of Where Eyes Deceive but pastebin is being a butt.

For anyone who might be interested.
https://discord.gg/raXueZA

>>28093672
do you have the image without the text?

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>>28095287
cropped that for you

>>28095771
appreciated

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>>28095806
No prob. But you should really learn how to crop Anon

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>>28096303
I hope that's not a fighting force, it's REALLY unorganized.

Wouldn't take much to just destroy it all.

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Extremely painful bump

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>>28096343
Changelings fight with overwhelming numbers, not carefully organized strategy.

>>28096847
Except they could do both!
Infiltration&sabotage followed by zerg rush while enemy panics.
Could be quite devastating.

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What are the odds Spike asks his new changeling friend to turn into Rarity during the new episode? 25%? 30%?

There will most certainly be no pic related, but something tells me the writers might throw in an awkward scene just for shits and giggles.

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>>28099820
>turns out 'he' is actually a she
>spike's face when

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>>28099820
Someone write that shit! NOW!!

>>28099936
Second that, but with addition of >>28099894

>>28099820
I get the feeling Spike's changeling friend can't transform. That'll be the big reason it needs Spike to hide.

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>>28100590
A changeling that can't change... sounds like the start to pretty much every other changeling fan-fic out there.

>>28099936
"So you can turn into anypony, right?"
>Spike had spent the morning doing chores for Twilight.
>What would have taken all day was made a lot quicker with his new friend's help.
>After lunch, though, he didn't have much to do and the silence was beginning to bother him.
>"Of course! I wouldn't be much of a changeling if I couldn't!"
>Spike rubbed his chin.
"Alright, do Twilight then!"
>The changeling smiled and with a burst of green magic energy, transformed into Twilight Sparkle.
"Wow, it looks just like her!"
>"That's nothing, watch this!"
>'Twilight' cleared her throat and suddenly her voice changed to match the Princess of Friendship.
>"Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike! I clogged the 'throne' again! Get the plunger!"
>Spike giggled and 'Twilight' smiled.
>"Hey look!"
>Her wings vanished.
>"Classic edition! Oh Princess Celestia, grade my thesis pleaaaaaaase?"
>Spike's giggles became full on laughter.
>When he finally calmed down, another thought entered his head.
"What about...umm..."
>The changeling smiled.
>"...Rarity?"
>Spike nearly fell over.
>"Come on, Spike. We can sense love, remember?"
"Y-yeah but...but wouldn't that be...I dunno...weird!?"
>"That depends on you, buddy."
>Another burst of green magic followed, and in the place of Twilight Sparkle was..
"Rarity?"
>"As close as you're going to get, Darling."
>'Rarity' winked and sauntered closer.

>>28100676
>She stopped a few inches from Spike, tossing her mane just like the real pony would.
>Spike's jaw was on the floor.
>"So, Spike-y-Wike-y, what would you like to do tonight?"
>The changeling was secretly loving this for more than the obvious.
>Little did Spike know, he wasn't a he at all.
>After all the kindness Spike showed her, she had been pining for the dragon.
>But, their friendship had been fragile as it was, and she couldn't risk confusing or worse, being rejected by Spike.
>She knew given enough, though, time Spike would ask her to turn into his crush.
>As Chrysalis always said "lust finds a way".
>Maybe someday she'd be truthful to him, but for the time being this was just as good.
"How....how much of you is..."
>Spike swallowed hard, trying his best not to go too far too fast.
>He didn't want to ruin this!
>"I'm as close to the real thing as you can imagine, Spike!"
>'Rarity' did a small twirl, purposely brushing Spike's face with her velvety tail.
>Spike nearly fainted, 'Rarity' even smelled the same.
>...not that he ever sniffed her tail when she wasn't paying attention!
"I...can I....touch...?"
>"Say please."
>'Rarity' leaned forward, a hair out of reach.
>It took a good deal of effort not to fall back on old habits and use changeling magic to hypnotize Spike.
>Not that it was necessary, he was practically on his knees.
"Pl--please can I.....pet your fur?"
>Smiling, the white pony took the extra step forward so Spike could run his fingers along her coat.
>Even knowing it was a fake, Spike's hands were trembling.

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>>28100801

>>28100801
>'Rarity' closed her eyes as Spike gently caressed her body.
>Starting at the neck, the little dragon worked his way downward, a sort of half massage, half caress that only a caretaker could manage.
>A sigh escaped the pony as the dragon's fingers worked down her back, scratching in exactly the right places.
>Spike nervously chuckled.
"Twilight likes when I do that....I figured..."
>"It's marvelous..."
>Faking the accent was one thing, the dialog had to be perfect too.
>"So...why do you like Rarity....well...heh ME so much, Spike?"
>Spike stopped, taking a breath.
>The changeling braced herself, wishing immediately she hadn't asked him that.
>What good would it be knowing about all the things Rarity had that you--
"I don't really know."
>'Rarity' blinked.
"I mean, when I first saw Rarity, heh, I mean YOU, my chest got all fluttery. I couldn't keep my eyes off her, I had to get her to notice me somehow! That ever happen to you?"
>"You...could say that, yes."
"Right so, I'm trying everything! I even gave her my favorite fire ruby but she never really...it always felt like she wanted to be my big sister than ya know, something else."
>The white pony nodded, and Spike continued to move his fingers around her back, still thinking out loud.
"I mean, you've seen her. She's a total babe! And so nice to everyone and just...it was so weird thinking about it now."
>"What changed?"
>That might have sounded too hopeful, even if it was 'Rarity' asking.
"I dunno. I met other girls who gave me the same feeling. It wasn't as crazy as when I met Rarity but I never felt it before then. Now....lets just say this might be enough. It's still nuts though, actually TOUCHING Rarity even if you're not actually her and...umm...wait is that rude? That I know you're not really her but I still want to...with you?"
>The changeling giggled, and the fact it was Rarity's giggle, Spike shivered slightly.

>>28100975
>Her spell on him was far greater than any changeling magic, even now with him claiming it wasn't as big of a deal anymore.
>"It's ok, Spike. Even though I'm not really Rarity, you're treating me like you would if I was. That goes a long way."
"It does?"
>"When you asked me to transform I was a little nervous all you'd want to do is bend me over the bed, ya know?"
>Spike's hands froze in place, resting on the small of her back.
>As low as they could have gone without actually touching the swell of her rump.
>The unintentional teasing was torture as it was, the changeling was going to kick herself if this made him stop.
>Please don't be that much of a gentleman, Spike!
"Wait...you mean you...I could...do that....with Rarity...?"
>Score!
>"Spike, that's what I thought you wanted to do in the first place! You think I would have turned into her if I didn't want you to do that?"
"But...you're my friend and...I...that's still....wouldn't that be like....for Rarity?"
>"She doesn't have to know, Spike. Tell ya what, start small."
"Sm-small?"
>"Yea, feel my....err...Rarity's cutie marks a little. You can go past them if you like."
>She gave her tail a little swish to further tempt the dragon.
>His heart was beating so hard you could practically hear it.
>Just a little lower, she thought, giving Rarity's ample caboose another wiggle.
"Oh....okay...."
>Spike swallowed hard and his hands trembled again.
>His fingers, so very delicately for a dragon, slipped past the defined swell of her hip and to her cutie mark.
>With surprising finesse, he sunk his digits into the supple flank of his crush, his palm on top of one her blue diamonds.
>The changeling bit her lip, doing everything she could not to vocalize how good it felt.

>>28101291
Gonna stop here for a bit. Is this what you guys wanted or were you looking more for the changeling to trick Spike?

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>>28101304
>Is this what you guys wanted

>>28100652
Just one that I can think of. It's called "Where Eyes Deceive". Go read it. Even if you've already read it, read it again.
http://pastebin.com/KtTQLitt

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>>28096847
>Changeling are slavs

GEE HOW AWFUL.

>>28097966
Was getting love part of your plan?

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>>28103594
>Was getting love part of your plan?
Of course!

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>>28103960
>"Shining armor refused to give us love, in favor of you. We had to find out how much he gave you."
>>"NOTHING! I GAVE NOTHING!"
>>>"Well congratulations! You got yourself love! Now what's the next step of your master plan!"
>"Crashing this wedding!"
>>>>"Princess?!"
>"WITH NO SURVIVORS!"

>tfw no baneposting images with chrysalis.

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>>28096663
You're a big girl!

>>28104100
I want this in gif form.

>>28104951
I'll give it a shot, but the filesize may be too big to post on 4chan.

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>>28104100
Where'd you find this from? I've only seen the image.

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>>28105014
I can't answer this question.

But i really wish i could.

>>28105116
I forgot to ask, is there a way to make the webm more high quality?

>>28105424
You can't really improve the quality of the source material.

I guess you could filter out interference and shit, but not really from a webm. You'll have to convert to mp4, and depending on software used, you can end up with worst quality cos mp4 is a lossy format. maybe try avi or something. You could open up a video editing software, try messing around with noise reduction, try messing around with hue, contrast, and such, maybe apply motion blur or other filters, and all this MAY make the video look better.

Or you could completely fuck up and it looks like ass.

>>28105533
>implying "ass" isn't what we came to see

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>>28105586
Then why didn't you just ask for that?

>>28105586
everything's fine to me

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>>28105586

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>>28106383

>>28106383
Bumping that booty

>>28106383

>>28084412

>It even gets the "girls play nids" thing right

Truly this comic is a blessing

>>28084412
>>28084428
I love how it's a water pistol. Weaver is based.

>>28106383
I've mentioned it before in a greentext clop story I wrote, but it bears repeating.

Everything about the Luv Bug just screams "kinky sex." That glistening black chitin that molds to her form just like black latex. That mind-control magic. That green bondage goo she makes. This is a girl who likes to play rough and just might stick her ovipositor up your butt.

>>28104966
fug

>>28109315
But she will never love you. So what's the point?

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>>28109628
It's true.

>>28060084
I would let her bite me

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>>28109628
why'd you have to hurt me this way?

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>>28105586

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>>28109628
So what? Do I just kill them if they don't love me?
I'm can be your angle or yuor devel

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>>28112178
You'd better check yourself before you Shrek yourself. Because then it's all ogre.

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Bug Hug Bump

>>28109628
>Be Anon, cuddling with the changeling drone you took in after the Canterlot invasion
>It's been almost three years with her
>And it finally dawns on you
>Changelings eat love, they need it to survive
>They can't produce it
>She doesn't love you, she's feeding on you
>Stroke her chitiny head one last time
>Wrap your fingers cross her neck
>"Anon what are you doing?!" she squeaks
>You squeeze her throat shut nd she starts to gag, trying to get away
>You throw her on the ground and stomp her side when she tries to get up
>She's laying there in a ball
>"A-anon... Why?"
>Go into the kitchen and grab a meat tenderizing mallet
>She's trying to get up
>Smash her foreleg with the mallet nd roll the bug onto her back
>"No don't do this, Anon! I thought you loved me!"
>Without a word, you struck her across the face with the stainless steel mallet
>Her chitin shattered and her face deformed
>The changeling let out a screech and struggled underneath you
>You struck her hed again, further breking the chitin and squishing the soft flesh under
>You hit her again and again until her chitin armor had cracked off and her head was destroyed
>She never loved you anyways

>>28113416
>>"No don't do this, Anon! I thought you loved me!"
>>"I thought you loved me!"
>Doesn't even say i love you.
Yup, Anon made the right choice. Even if he loved her, she literally cannot love him.

>>28113416
Try not to cut yourself on that edge.

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Daily reminder that bugbutt has no butt

>inb4 MUH BATELFURM

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>>28113650

bamp

>>28113650
i don't mind no ass

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http://chrysalis.top

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>>28114330
>Tfw loving a changeling is actually being the ultimate cuck
It's not that the creature doesn't love you as a normal cucks wiafu would do. The creature simply cannot love.

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>>28114368
These creatures love very deeply you goddamn jackass

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>>28114330
It's funny how some of the visitors actually do stuff on "orders" page
It's even more funny that some of them WILL actually be punished by Queen Chrysalis, which would be generously created by their brain, in their dreams.

Ah, the sheer power of mind and persuasion

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>>28114397
bugqueen is real and she will punish them :3

>>28114416
Well, let them have fun while they're at it

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>>28113416

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>>28113576
>>28114720
Cry more, turbofags

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>>28114368
What you wanted:
A cute loving insectoid pony waifu
What you got:
Cruel parasite

>>28114330
I order you to write me a love letter

Dearest Bugbutt,

I took your deal in favor or the doctor's, I'd tell you everything. I have a lot of loyalty for a hired gun. If you were to shoot me before throwing me from a plane, I'd let you. I'm a big guy, for you. I hoped you'd care who I was when I put on this mask. You've started a fire in my heart, and it rises with every second.

Sincerely,
Bane

EMERGENCY Bump

>>28106383
Bump

>>28114915
I kek'd briefly.

>>28106383
Bump

why has /bug/ been targeted by so many shitposters lately?

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I've been away for too long. Is SiP author still alive?

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>>28114915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF5QseEDob4

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Shit, I forgot dem magics.

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>>28117590
>>28117796

Dam Anon, that's quite an improvement from the original black and white sketch. Yes, WriteTwat posted some Sex Shop in Ponyville in the last thread.

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Time for some more green about cuddling with changelings and being force-feed green honey.

Continued from:

http://pastebin.com/PpcLJcNv

>You are standing in the flood chamber.
>Not a single changeling is present.
>Just you... alone...
“Dreaming."
>You take in a deep breath and exhale slowly.
"Might as well get this over with… The is Shadowbolt agent Lucky, Princess Luna are you there?”
>“Yes.” A voice says from behind you.
>Your eye twitches.
>You slowly turn around to see Princess Luna standing directly behind to you.
>Uncomfortably close.
>You take a step back.
>She stares at you deeply from her elevated height, eyes penetrating your very soul.
“H-hello Princess.”
>She continues to stare at you.
“So I’m guessing last night was payback for something I said while I was drunk?”
>“…”
>She continues to gaze silently into your eyes.
>Her stern face remains unwavering
“You nearly made me blow my cover. It's a miracle I wasn’t exposed!”
>“…”
“What?”
>“…”
“You want me to apologize for drunkenly mouthing off to you?"
>"..."
"I got drunk to blend in with the other changelings! It's not like I'm on vacation down here!"
>"..."
"Fine! I’m sorry!”
>“…”
“What you did was reckless and extremely uncalled for!”
>“…”
“Are you gonna do it again? Is this going to be a nightly occurrence now?
>“…”
“…”
>“…”
“WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING YOU FUCKING PSYCO!”
>“SILENCE!”
>A wave of darkness overtakes your body and throws you to the ground.
>“WE GROW TIRED OF YOUR INSOLENCE.”
>You slowly raise your head to look at her.
>Dark clouds of smoke and electricity roll beneath her hooves.
“W-why? H-how could you make me relive that again?”
>“As a reminder of what thou is fighting for!”
“A reminder?”
>“In your inebriated state thou revealed to us that thou have become soft.”
“Soft?”
>“Soldiers that are soft do not win wars.”
>She moves in closer, inches from your face.

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>>28118101

>“And we are at war with the changelings! We’ve been at war for more than a thousand years! And it is time this war ended!”
>She pulls her face away from yours and begins to walk in a circle around you.
>“When we chose you for this mission, we needed a pony that could be trusted. We needed someone who would follow orders. Thou has done a poor job of demonstrating this...”
“....”
>“Don’t have anything to say?” Luna says with a grin. “Thou were quite talkative just a few moments ago.”
“What do you want from me?!”
>“We want you to end this war. Tonight!”
“Tonight? Just how am I supposed to do that?”
>“What's the easiest way to kill an entire beehive?”
“I don’t know… poison them?”
>“Kill the queen.”
“What? You want me to kill Queen Chrysalis? I don’t stand a chance trying to take her out! She bested Princess Celestia!”
>“We know… but we have a plan.”
>Her horn begins to glow blue with a magic aura.
>A black box materializes from thin air.
>“This is a little something our royal scientists have been working on. It’s called a conformable, combustible, chemical compound. C4 for short.”
>She opens the metal box and takes out a white block of the strange substance.
>“This explosive is much more powerful than the black powder used in our canons, and also...”
>She drops the white block at your hooves.
>You squirm back and fall backwards as you try to get away.
>“It's much safer…” Luna grins. “It can not be triggered by impact or fire. Only a magical blast will set the explosive off.”
“Alright… so what do I need to do?”

>>28118183

>She points behind you. You turn around to see one of the large stone columns supporting the flood chamber.
>“The second column from the entrance. That is your target.”
“What? Why that?”
>“We spent much time in the dreamscape walking through the hive layout thou collected for us. As we said earlier, no matter how mighty a fortress is, there is always a flaw.”
“So you want to collapse the flood chamber and try flooding the hive again?”
>“No… we are not interested in flooding the hive again.”
“Then what are you trying to do?”
>“What lies above the flood chamber?”
“The nursery…”
>“What else?”
“Uhh… the Queen's personal- You want to cause a collapse to kill the Queen!”
>“Precisely. Kill the Queen, end the war.”
“And just how are you going to get me these explosives?”
>“Simple, the material transport spell."
“The material... isn’t that only designed for letters?”
>“Small objects can be transported as well. Granted, this is not what we had in mind when we casted the spell on thou, but it will work! We had our sister test this on a baby dragon."
“Wait! You said magic triggers the explosive? Won’t sending it through the material transport spell set it off?”
>“Yes… it would... that is why we are placing it in this special box. It is made of cold iron, so the magic won’t penetrate the box to trigger the explosive.”
“And you tested that too?”
>“We tested sending the box, yes…”
“But not with the explosives in the box?”
>“No. We could not risk alerting any changeling spies of what we may be doing. Regardless, we are most confident that this will work.”
“But-”
>“Let us show you what you will need to do.”
>Luna picks up the white block C4 with her hoof.
>“Be sure to handle the C4 with your hooves, not your magic. Picking this up with telekinesis will... not end well. Place the explosives against the column and form it into place like so.”

>>28118646
>Luna spreads the explosives against the column.
>“Since it will be nighttime, thou needn't worry about the changelings. They will most likely be asleep. But should any be awake, thou will be concealed by the darkness. Next, the explosives must be detonated from a safe distance.”
>She begins walking towards the entrance of the flood chamber.
>You pause for a few seconds watching her walk away. She stops and turns around.
>“That will not be a good place to stand...”
“Oh yeah…”
>You follow her to the entrance.
>“All that is required now is to shoot a bolt of magic at the explosive. It should be an easy shot for a Royal Guard pony such as thyself.”
>She looks down at you.
>“Go ahead.”
“Alright…”
>You charge your horn and focus on the small white explosive strapped to the column.
>The white speck stands out against the gray rock and dark cavern.
>You let loose the bolt of magic.
>The green bolt quickly travels through the air and hits the target right on its mark.
>*BBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!*
>The explosion knocks you off your hooves.
>Luna remains standing, unfazed by the blast.
>The column shatters into hundreds of shards of rock while the ceiling immediately gives way.
>Within seconds the area around the destroyed column collapses in on itself.
>As the rock comes crumbling into the flood chamber, the avalanche of debris impacts the other columns.
>Column after column fall, within seconds the entire chamber is filled with rock.
>The rock stops just short of the entrance to the main ramp.
>You continue to stare at the rocks, shocked at what just occurred.
>“Now with the columns destroyed, the throne room and the Queen’s personal chambers will be consumed in the collapse. The Queen will be given a swift death in her sleep, she deserves much worse, but this will have to suffice.”

>>28119118
treason when?

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>>28049701
Buy a chrysalis plush, use stop motion, some CGI, maybe steal some DHX stuff and some scenes from the titanic movie.

>>28119118

>She motions up the ramp.
>“After the explosives are detonated, the hive will go into disarray. Thou shall take advantage of this confusion to run to the entrance of the hive. At the precipice, the lone changeling sentry must be disposed of. After that, thou shall send out a magical flare. Agent Nightwing is currently waiting in hiding not far from the entrance. Upon seeing the signal, she will rendezvous with thee at the top of the mound. She will then extract thee from the hive and transport thee back to Canterlot. Thou shall be greeted as a hero!”
“A hero…”
>“Yes Lucky! Tonight we shall will end the cycle of changeling invasions that has plagued Equestria for countless generations!”
>You continue to stare at the collapsed flood chamber.
“But…”
>“But what?” Luna begins to glare at you.
“The civilians…”
>“They will be casualties of war. A necessary step to make Equestria safe from the changeling menace.”
“You want me to collapse the nursery. There’s a bunch of foals in there!”
>“Changeling foals. They will eventually be servants of the evil Queen Chrysalis.”
“During the invasion of Canterlot, I never heard anything about the enemy drones feeding on foals! There has got to be another way!”
>“NO!”
>Luna roars as she spreads her wings, filling the entire hallway with their span.
>“There will be no other way! Thou shall do this tonight! Your Princess commands it!”
>You stare at her intimidating presence.
>“Do this and its over. Thou will return home and be changed back to a pony. No more will thou need to don this vile, horrifying disguise!”
>You raise your front hoof and look at the black, hole-riddled chitin.
>You cringe thinking about the holes they drilled in you to make the disguise look believable.
“Do this... and then it's all over, huh?”

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>>28113650
>being an assfag
Look at him! Look at him and laugh!

>>28119790
Luna seems like much more of a monster than Chrysalis right now, wonder how close Nightmare is to the surface.

>>28119790

>“Yes!"
“....And if I don’t?”
>Luna huffs.
>“Thou shalt never change back. Thou shalt never again see thy friends and family. And...”
>A glint of blackness flashes over Luna’s eyes.
>“Thou shalt receive our judgement!”
>Luna’s pupils change from circular to vertical.
>Surprised, you falter backwards.
>You quickly blink.
>Her eyes return back to normal.
"W-what the-"
>Luna straightens her body and stands tall before you.
>"Is thou ready for thy final mission?"
“W-well... I don’t really have much of a choice then, do I…”
>Luna continues to stare at you with an angry look upon her face.
>“Thou disappoints us. We had such high hopes for thee.”
“Let's just get this over with so I can go home.”
>“Very well.”
>Luna’s horn begins to glow.
>“Thou shall awaken in a few seconds. In exactly 5 minutes we shall send the package using the material transfer spell. Thou will need to move somewhere isolated with much haste, as the spell can be bright and may attract unwanted attention."
“5 minutes? Wait, where am I supposed to-”
>“Thy life depends on this, we are fairly confident thou will know what to do.”
>Her horn begins to glow.
“What!? Wait!”
>A bolt of blue energy fires forth from her horn and strikes you in the head.

~~~~~~~~~

That's all for tonight, until next time

>>28119943
I'm not sure he should be helping her at this point, she seems to have gone genocide crazed, mentally unstable people don't make for good leaders and decision makers.

>>28119980
That or it's all a convoluted loyalty test.

>"thine moral courage makes thee worthy to guard this realm"
>"hadst thou shown willingness to follow monstrous orders, thou would be a monster as well--and we have a place for monsters, called Tartarus"

etc.

Or it could be grimdark.

>"Ponies sleep safely in their beds at night because rough characters like thee and I stand ready to carry out terrible acts on their behalf. They must never know. It is our burden--and should they find out, it is our sacrifice that gives them the luxury to label us as 'evil'"

you_cant_handle_the_truth.jpg

>>28120092
Either way, she's not someone I would trust, probably going to get him killed anyway.
Ties up any loose ends>

>>28119791
>He doesn't love deliciously T H I C C bugbutt
Lowtest beta numale detected

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>>28047903

How about some green? Continued from : http://pastebin.com/zCsDnMMY

>You eye the changeling over your notebook.
>Rumors say that changeling are only ever comfortable showing themselves to other ‘Lings
>She looks completely fine with it.
>Maybe it’s her ‘profession’, or maybe something else?
“I appreciate that.”
>She further leans forward, and places her hooves on your desk.
>She uses her hooves to support her head, acting younger than her age.
>She has a sweet smile on her face looks almost innocent.
>You look back down to your book, and go down the list of questions to ask.
“Is Nopha your full name?”
>You have to get the basics out of the way.
>”Yes detectives, changeling names are usually just one word. Until they’re married.”
>You think she knows that information is useful, even if you didn’t ask for it.
“What do you do for a living Nopha?”
>She laughs under her breath. Almost seductively.
>”You know what I do, detective. Though you probably want to know more about my profession.”
“I’d appreciate that.”
>”Traditionally, love collectors bring love back to the hive to feed the hive. We’re like your equivalent of farmers.”
>”Traditionally?”
>She thinks for a minute, and then looks at you plainly.
>”Love collectors are most likely to go their own way. Most of us in the city weren’t even born in a hive.”
“Is that a problem?”
>”Depends on how you look at it. Next question.”
>You accept her request, there’s nothing here to help your investigation.
“What’s your relationship to her?”
>You use a wing to signal outside the door to ‘Nectar’, though she understood.
>”She didn’t tell you her name did she?”
“No. No she didn’t.”
>”queen watch over that nymph.”
>She whispers to herself, before turning back to you.

>>28121703

>”Her name is Nectar.”
>She then straightens up a little and giggles to herself.
>”What did she say we were?”
“She said you where her sister.”
>She laughs.
>She’s really not taking this interview seriously, it’s almost like it’s a friendly meeting.
>You keep a straight face.
>She eventually sobers up.
>And looks at you like a mother looking back on her a fond memory of her kids.
>”Nectar’s a bit special, detective.”
“Special?”
>She looks away from your inquisitive gaze.
>”I suppose it’s my fault. I just couldn’t stand her crying...”
>She seems a lot more serious now, remembering old thoughts.
“What do you mean?”
>You have an idea of what she means, but better to hear it from the bug’s mouth.
>”Nectars parents where, soldiers.”
>Sounds like they were more than soldiers, but you don’t want to interrupt her yet.
>”They’ve been missing for queen knows how long, Nectar was still a nymph.”
“Where you a family friend?”
>”Family...”
>She begins to giggle softly, and then almost suddenly stops.
>She seems the most serious she’s been.
>”I and her father, where... Close.”
>She almost whispers.
>Sounds like she has deep rooted regrets
>You have can see it, pretty common sight in an interview.
>You give her a blank stare she shifts uncomfortably.
>Interesting to see that, seeing, as so far she had been unmoving.
“Did her mother know?”
>She shifts again, she actually looks a bit distraught. Looks like she needs a shoulder.
>”Of course she did.”
>She whispers again, almost spitting, before continuing louder.
>”Course, she was my friend too. We knew each other for much longer.”
>She looks around guilty.
“What about her father? What about him?”
>”Heh. He simply didn’t feel the same way I did. Changeling romance interesting to you?”
>She looks at you with a small smile.
>Almost looks like she’s a friend.

>>28121709

“Doesn’t sound too much different than pony romance.”
>You answer flatly, but she gives a short laugh.
>”Maybe, sure makes things interesting when everyone knows others emotions.”
>She relaxes again, after that uncomfortable session.
“How is that?”
>”Any emotion towards a changeling, we can feel. Within reason.”
>She looks you back in the eyes, back to her friendly ways.
>”We don’t know what it is, but we do know it’s there. And we feel different depending on what it is.”
>You jot down some small notes on what she’s telling you.
>”Heartbreak is a part of love. At least I used to be.”
>While this isn’t really a part of your investigation, you don’t know how much you’ll need to learn about changelings.
“What do you mean ‘used to be’?”
>”Ponies need changeling or you get sick with love, and become weak. We need you to feed, or we become weak without love.”
>She’s making some sort of point to herself, you’re not entirely sure what she’s trying to say but you can infer.
>”Anyway. I apologize for my straying.”
>You offer her a smile, which she seems to accept.
>”Her parents went missing, a few months after she was born.”
“And you took it on yourself to raise Nectar.”
>She smiles looking away.
>”I was always good with her. I guess she was the daughter I wanted to have.”
>For a long while, the changeling does nothing.
>She looks up eventually, with some tears in her eyes, which she wipes.
>”What we feed on when we’re nymphs is what shapes us when we’re older. We’ve been feeding on things other than love a long time, it’s why we’re still so bitter.”
>She seems to be somber now; it’s not just a friendly meeting anymore.
>It’s almost as if she’s talking to herself.
“But Nectar?”
>”I gave that nymph the love she deserved. I was one of the original city collectors, you know? I had to do it, she needed the love.”
>She’s justifying her own actions to herself.

>>28121712

>”She’s the sweetest little nymph you’ll ever find. Some of us look up to her for hope.”
>You think there’s some regret in there, maybe some guilt, but also a sense of pride.
>She looks to the ground, while you write in your book.
>”You know she really likes you detective.”
>What?
>You look up, letting interest show.
>Maybe you should steer this interview back on track.
“Why would you say that?”
>”Most changeling do. Her especially though, she’s sweet like that.”
“Why would Changeling like me?”
>“Really detective?”
>She looks at you with curiosity and mild disbelief.
>”Changeling look up to you, you’ve given us a chance. You know what I’m talking about.”
>A lot of your previous cases haven’t been good for your career.
>You like to think you’re not OK with anything less than the truth.
>Other people think you’ve dug too deep.
“I wasn’t doing it for you.”
>”We know. We’re not asking you to do us any favors, detective.”
>She seems a little annoyed, not insulted, and not by you.
>”It’s just nice being treated a person for once.”
>You nod and begin reading over some notes you’ve made.
>”I’m sorry.”
“Hmm?”
>”I didn’t mean to get so... Heavy.”
“It’s fine, ma’am.”
>She looks like she’s going to say something, but then looks away.
>”We really like you. If you ever take a stroll through the red, you’ll see what I mean.”
>You don’t know what that is about, but generally just taking a stroll through the red leaves you without money one way or another.
>”I’m sorry. I this whole interview went off the bat.”
>She speaks in a joking voice; don’t know if she’s serious or having fun.
>She goes back to her original posture, leaning on your desk with her hooves supporting her head.

>>28121718

“Nectar said you were approached by a colt with an ‘Orange coat, red mane, and rake cutie mark’”
>”I’ve seen him around before. He’s not a trouble maker, but he’ll do things for bits.”
“What exactly did he do, to make you follow him?”
>”Gave me 20 bits up front, my rate is 50. I didn’t think much of it.”
“Why do ‘lings charge if you only there for love?”
>You probably know the answer, but you want to hear it from her.
>”Can’t pay rent with love, Detective. But we do charge less than a pony would.”
>You nod and look back on your notes.
“The kid led you to one night?”
>”Yup, everypony goes to one night. I got batted over the head out the door. Was out cold until I was already at the hideout.”
“You didn’t see anypony?”
>”No one other than the colt. You should ask Nectar, she likes to watch over me, that angel. Sure she saw something.”
>You never did properly interview Nectar, but Nopha so far is willing to give you all the information you’ve needed.
“Why doesn’t Nectar ‘work’?”
>She looks disgusted by the idea.
>”Never.”
>She almost has blood in her eyes.
“I didn’t mean to offend you.”
>”No, I’m sorry. She’s too innocent. Besides, she’s a lot more useful doing things around the house.”
“Did you see anypony shifty the before?”
>She lightens her mood, and offers a single laugh.
>”Detective I live in the red, not a day goes by without a shifty fella.”
>Fair point, the red isn’t known for wholesomeness.
>”I wish I could be more help detective, but really I saw nothing.”
>What about that colt? He probably has some link to the kidnappers other than obvious.
>Would be a start to interview Nectar and find out who he is.

>>28121724

“What about the colt?”
>”Him? He’s a pony that’s for sure. Nectar had a run in with him once, said he was a good guy, until she found him dealing in an alley.”
>Doesn’t seem too bad of a guy. Average kid in a bad part of town.
“And you?”
>”I never liked him, one of those kids who winds up dead over a few bits or ends up becoming a monster.”
>She sounds like she feels bad for the kid.
“Did you see him acting weird before?”
>”Not more than usual. You should ask Nectar.”
>You’re not sure how well she would work with you.
>But still, the kid is the only lead you have for this.
>”Would you like me to bring her in, detective?”
“I would appreciate that.”
>She smiles and gets out of her chair.
>She doesn’t disguise herself, you almost say something until an undisguised nectar enters the room.
>You’ll have to talk to ribbon.
>You notice Nectar has a small bounce to her step.
>She’s like a filly.
>She sits down like one too, like her mother is right next to her and she looks at the ground.
>You think she is blushing, but maybe you’re just unsure about Changeling anatomy.
>”I’m sorry I lied about Nophy being my sister, detective.”
>She’s like a little filly talking to a teacher.
>You’re not sure how you missed her before.
>Maybe she had disguised herself better.
>Or maybe because you were shocked a changeling came into your office in person.
>In any case, you can’t find it in your heart to get mad at a face like that.
“Don’t worry about it, ma’am.”
>”Stop that you two! You’re the same age, for goodness sake.”
>Nopha butts in
>You’re not sure what she’s trying to do, but whatever it is makes Nectar shift.
>You don’t wanna tease her, but age is useful info.
“Are we?”
>”Of course you are. Nectar’s 24.”
“Three years isn’t bad.”
>”Nophy!”
>This time you’re sure she’s blushing.

>>28121730

>She looks like trying to hide her head into her shoulder.
>She sure is something, or maybe it’s just Nopha’s words messing with you.
>”Just ask me questions already.”
>”How are you going to get anywhere like that Nectar?”
>You have the urge to tease her a little more.
“It’s fine, I like a mare who gets to the point.”
>You eye Nectar and she meets your gaze.
>That’s enough fooling around.
“Nectar, the colt who payed Nopha, do you know him?”
>”Yes, his name is Late Autumn. He’s a year older than me.”
>You write out the information she’s giving you.
>”He used to work alone, took hot things off ponies. Sold them around to pawn shops he knew.”
“Used to?”
>”Competition pushed him out. He doesn’t really like hurting ponies, he’s a bit soft.”
>That’s an interesting bio.
>On one hoof, he doesn’t mind dealing drugs, working with hot goods, and taking odd jobs.
>But won’t hurt ponies. A criminal with standards at the age of 25.
>And a cutie mark and name that wouldn’t suggest it.
>”He used to live in an apartment, but he moved. Pawn shop owners know where he is now, just ask ‘when’s autumn’.”
>And already using codes.
>A mastermind in the making or just really lucky.
“When’s autumn?”
>”The shops get a lot of good stuff from him, when’s autumn is something his customers say. They don’t buy from them directly, Autumn gives better prices.”
>Kid’s impressed you, he’s valuable.
>Gotta keep an eye on him, maybe see who else he’s with.
>You write this all down, and look over notes to see if you have anything to add.

>>28121732

“Did you see anypony else?”
>”Yes, well no, just barely.”
>Anything to go on would be nice right now.
“Go on.”
>”A stallion I think hit Nophy over the head, and dragged her into a car.”
“And what about Autumn?”
>”He backed off when Nophy is heading for the door, another stallion shoved him.”
>A pony hit her over the head, and rough housed with Autumn.
>Not much to go on, but it helps.
>But why roughhouse the kid?
“Can you describe either?”
>”No, sorry. It was too dark.”
>Damn, gonna have to rely on the kid.
“What about the car?”
>”It was a crème colored Lincolt global.”
>Classy car, funny color.
>Not sure if it says something about the perp, could just be coincidence.
“I guess that’s it.”
>”Detective.”
>You look up.
>”Please don’t kill him. He’s never been in the slammer, he just needs a few months and he’ll be clean.”
>”Nectar.”
>”He’s not a bad person Nophy!”
“I don’t kill people if I have another way, Nectar.”
>She looks uncomfortable; Nopha puts a hoof on her.
>You think she’s the type to blame herself, she looks like she’s already doing it.
“Would you ladies like a ride home?”
>”We would like that.”
>You prepare yourself, and walk out of the room with the mares in tow.
>They both wear disguises on leaving your office.
>Your secretary eyes you and smirks.
>You look at her and give her a blank stare.
>The mares and you head to your car, you didn’t realize it before, but there’s some fog in the air.
>You open the doors, and allow the mares to sit.

>>28121736

>”Thank you.”
>You take your seat, and start the car.
>The drive is uneventful; the late night traffic is peaceful.
>No one tails you this time.
>Each time you look in the rear view mirror, you notice Nectar look away.
>Eventually, following the older mares directions, you reach a short apartment.
>Though not luxurious, it doesn’t look to be too bad of a home.
>”Thank you detective.”
“It was my pleasure.”
>Nectar quickly gets out of the car, and waits on the curb.
>”If you need anything detective, please don’t be a stranger.”
>You honestly don’t think you’ve had such a smooth interview.
“Thank you, I appreciate it.”
>Quickly she closes in on you
>She leans on you with a hoof on your chest and one on your leg
>”And detective, if you’re ever around and feeling lonely or tense.”
>Her voice is dripping with sultriness.
>You’re a little taken back from the mare you were speaking to moments ago.
>”My apartment is 503. No charge for you.”
>You’re not sure why she’d give you that privilege.
>And despite her cooperation, this forms some doubts in your mind.
“I’ll keep that in mind.”
>You answer is plainly as you can, though you know she can see through it.
>She moves in just a hoof closer, and lands her lips on yours.
>Your eyes are open and you see Nectar outside with shock and some jealousy in her eyes.
>The mare isn’t rough, but she isn’t a virgin either.
>And she’s gotten a rise out of you.
>You’re too young to be dealing with mares.
>She eventually finishes, and you give her a blank look.
>She gives you a saucy smirk, and exits the car.
>You see Nectar stare at the ground and walk.
>You swear you hear a loud ‘Nophy!’ from behind the door, but you ignore it.
>You put the car into gear and drive off; you have a long day ahead of you tomorrow.
>---
Drop some more later, or idk fuck man.

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>>28121703

Alright! Some more noire!

Also a reminder to the thread, join the discord server:

https://discord.gg/raXueZA

>>28106383
Bump

>>28121742
I could go for some of that changeling working-mare lovin'.

>>28114330
I like this.
>>28114397
>It's funny how some of the visitors actually do stuff on "orders" page
I know I am.
Its weirdly exhilarating and rewarding.
I wish there would be some more variety of orders.

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>>28123050
>Not just waiting and remaining pure for the bug waifu.

NOTICE:
Bonermancer (with the help of an outsider known as Fiesta) has set up a bridging bot between our IRC chat and our Discord chat. That means you can now join one of them and (provided the bot doesn't crash) receive messages from the other!

Join us on IRC at rizon.net/chat or irc.rizon.net for those with external clients on #bugpone

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>>28125507

>>28125507
Are there actually people here now?
Or is it just like before, with near-continuous silence, only interrupted by writefags having awkward small chats?

>>28125542
We're actually pretty active right now. (Just to bait you a bit more, Boner AND Paladin are on now)

>>28125549
Guess I might drop by then.

>>28125555
checked

>>28122240
Fun fact
A helium balloon can lift up to 1 gram of mass on earth
Which means that if chrysalis is being supported by eight balloons she is at most eight grams denser then the same amount of air
Btw a paper clip weighs about a gram

>>28126111
Trips compel my response.

Of course Bugbutt doesn't weigh very much. She's got all those holes to lighten her.

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>>28126111
>>28126168
All that stuff you just said is way over my head.

>>28126257
thats like 6th grade physics m8

>>28126888
I was taught that on 5th grade

boop

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>5 minutes into Touge and chill and she gives you this look

>8
This general really does die around this time, doesn't it?

>>28129476
8 ain't great

>>28123970
Waiting for that sweet Nectar

2 more days!

>>28105014
>>28105116

http://equumamici.deviantart.com/art/Chrysalis-Animated-558028062

>>28131393
gotta admit, that guy's good at making these short gifs

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>>28131287
9 more days

>>28119943

“AAAHHH!”
>You jolt awake.
>Someone is clutching your back.
>“LUCKY!”
>You feel a set of hooves firmly secure themselves around your body.
>“It's OK! Just relax!”
>Oh no… it’s Grace...
“Grace! What are you doing here? I told you I’m not safe to sleep around!”
>“I… I’m sorry Lucky…" She says with a shaky voice. "It... it was just so cold… and… I… couldn’t stand being alone anymore!”
“Grace…”
>Your eyes begin to tear up.
“You shouldn’t… you shouldn’t have..."
>You look at her distraught face as she slowly releases you from her embrace.
>The package!
>The clock is ticking.
>You stand up.
>“Please don’t go!”
“I’ll… I’ll be back Grace…”
>Your mind spins, looking for an excuse… another lie. How many times are you going to lie to this poor mare-
>This would be the last time… wouldn’t it.
“I really need to use the latrine… I’ll be right back.”
>“Oh... ok…”
>You slowly turn around and proceed to the row of makeshift latrines located in the middle of the flood cavern.
>The ramshackle wooden shacks are the only place you ever got any privacy while in the hive.
>Your walk turns into a trot.
>It's already been a few minutes, the package will arrive any moment.
>The package which might immediately explode on arrival.
>Was that Luna’s intention?
>Your horn begins to twitch.
“Oh no! It’s starting!”

>>28133491
I bet you faggots are going to make porn of them.

>>28133659
there already is

>>28133607

>You gallop full speed for the latrines, passing by the large mound of sleeping changelings.
>Your horn begins to glow just as you step inside one of the shacks.
>Using your back hoof you carefully close the door behind you.
>Your horn glows brighter and brighter as a cloud of magic begins to materialize.
>A harsh pain begins to form on the area just below your horn.
>Your skull feels like it is going to explode!
>This spell was meant for paper, not metal boxes-
“Ahh-”
>You place your hoof over your mouth in an attempt to silence your cries of pain.
>The outline of the box slowly fades into view.
>The pain is intense!
>You bite your tongue in an effort to control your cries.
>Air rushes in and out of your lungs as you begin to pant excessively.
>The box is almost entirely formed.
>The taste of blood fills your mouth.
>Being used to molars instead of fangs, you inadvertently pierced your tongue.
>The box fully forms in front of you.
>It falls to the floor with a clang.
“Dammit!”
>You hope no one outside heard that.
>You let out a sigh of relief as the pain disappears from your skull.
“Well, looks like the Luna was right. The cold steel box stopped the explosive from going off.”
>You take the box into your hooves and snap open the air-tight case.
>A single block of C4 lies inside.
“Do this and you get to go home Lucky…”
>You close the box shut. Snapping both of the metal latches.
“Do this and it's /all/ over...”
>You crack open the latrine door. Still present is the mound of changeling workers. Nothing is stirring, you must not have awoken anyone.
>The conditions are perfect.