Rainbow Dash Thread

Literally kill yourself NRDT, you fucking retard.

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Best pony, best expressions.

>>28046126
Uh, what?

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This guy right now is probably fucking Rainbow Dash in the ass, how does it feel, Dashfags?

>>28046221
Ehem
Basically NRDT spits that RD is pure loyal perfect waifu, so now every dashfags that says the same is NRDT.
I just think she is a cunt myself.

Reminder that this is the NRDT, and views expressed here don't represent Dashfags. Please don't bump this thread. Thank you.

>>28046235
Hey newfag, this isn't the NRDT thread. This is the RD general. Go lurk moar.

>>28046235
What's wrong with thinking she is a virgin?

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>>28046254
If the OP isn't NRDT but he copied his prompt, he's literally retarded. Either way, let this thread die.

>>28046227
I don't really know. How does it feel to have no grasp of the English language?

>>28046254
Go fuck yourself double nigger. I just came here to explain shit, not to take your stupid anger about it, fuck off.
>>28046264
Nothing, but NRDT ruined it for you. Not my fault like I said. Next time he makes his shitty thread be sure to drop him a fuck you if you wish.

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She will keep you warm, even when she's huge.

>>28045991
>>28046087 is the actual, non NRDT RD thread.

Go to that one and let this one die.

>>28046454
>Being used as a body pillow by a big RD
My nigga.

>>28045991
Fuck off NRDT

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>tfw no rainbro

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>>28047838

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>>28047862

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>>28047867

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>>28047884

>>28045991
God I love that picture

Though I still prefer the anthro version

>>28046839
>But what if she's a bed wetter?
So what? It's Dashie. Pee will wash off. Dash cuddles are worth the risk.

>>28047923
Yes, she is very lovely but I still prefer a normal sized pony face blanket.
https://derpibooru.org/1168392

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>>28048116

>>28046839
>Being autistic enough to write this huge wall of text about a cartoon horse

Literally kill yourself

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>>28048124

>>28048131
That's NRDT for you.

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>>28048134

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>>28048168

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>>28048180

>>28048180
This is top cute.

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>>28048195

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>>28048200
There is something about tiny ponies.

>>28048216

>>28048230
More?

It's been 7 whole minutes

Also sauce?

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>>28048290
There is no more.

Artist is raridashdoodles. He draws dykeskit now.

>>28048686
I was coming in to say this.
That isn't the ending, it's just where he decided to abandon the story.
I wonder if he didn't like the thought of a male getting busy with dash and ruining he lesbian ship.

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>>28048720
He should create an alternate timeline.

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>Scientists develop an artificial spine that can be connected to a computer
>Not long after that breakthrough billions in grant money are funneled into making model artificial brains that can be grown with stem cells to replicate the average mind
>This "stock mind" is then implanted with thousands of tiny needles to regulate electrical signals and release chemicals to simulate emotion
>Only the highest paying research universities can afford it, but since you are the head of the neuroscience department you convince the board to invest in this cutting edge field
>The brain comes in a secured refrigerated truck, millions of dollars worth of science equipment in less than a cubed foot of space
>Once you're in the lab, you realize that you didn't really think of what specifically you were going to do with it
>Sure it sounded good, but you were thinking of broad topics like simulated memory
>Then it hits you, why not make it based off of your favorite fictional character, Rainbow Dash?
(cont.)

>>28049049
>The memories are already there in the form of show, you just need to fill in some gaps, tweak the personality a bit and blame the rest on amnesia
>You start to craft a simulation box that will represent a room in cyberspace where your character can move around
>You code the 3-d server box that will serve as the middleman between you and the artificial life
>It is a plain white room hooked up to your computer's camera so she can see you
>You load all of the flash resources you can find to mimic the different movements that Rainbow Dash could make and code them to the parts of the mind responsible for movement.
>All of this you compile into an executable file called Dash.exe
>The only thing that really needs to be sent to the server box are the physical movements and sounds, all of the thinking just stays in the mind
>Months of laborious coding go into making the sprite as realistic as possible
>Thankfully the mind came with a beta OS for startup and basic function converting
>Then the day arrives, the day you decide to bring Rainbow Dash to life
>The mind has been in a chemical induced coma, but as you turn it on the coolant is drained and the blood system gets pumped into its place
>The first signs of activity emerge, but it isn't doing anything.
>What they have shipped you is a fully developed brain in terms of structure, but there are no memories to go with it
>That is when you start running Dash.exe under the provided framework to transfer the memories of the show directly into memory instead of a real time experience
>The OS translates the basic format of of no smell or touch over, but she won't realize something is missing, she has never experienced such things
>The server keeps running but still nothing is happening
>Hours pass and even though the brain is functioning, the sprite in the virtual room doesn't do anything
(cont.)

>>28049060
>It is three in the morning and you decide to go for a walk but you are sweating bullets and your breath is ragged
>Was it a tiny error in the code? There was no debugger provided with the brain, how would that even work?
>Then you think to the money, the huge amount of money that was on the line
>Sure you had tenure, but they would find a way to punish you for sure
>Frantically you race back up the steps of the building and rush past the rows of empty lecture halls
>When you get back, you look at the lifeless character still giving you a blank expression
>Finally under the pressure you crack and begin sobbing on your keyboard
"Hello?"
>That voice, the voice you designed, programmed and compiled after getting an exclusive interview with Ashleigh Ball for reasons you kept private from the department...
"Hello? Is anyone there? I am having trouble moving"
>You jump up to see the Rainbow Dash pathetically flopping around spinning her legs in an unnaturally stiff manner like a robot that fell down
>You grab the microphone
>"Hello! Can you hear me?"
>The Brain moves the camera towards the monitor
"Who's there? I'm scared..."
>"I am Anon, you have nothing to fear, I just need to ask you a few questions. Don't worry about movement, you are getting used to walking in this new medium."
"Where are my friends?"
>You stop, not sure how to proceed
>How does one explain this situation?
>Better keep things simple so an existential crisis is averted
(cont.)

>>28049070
Lurking for more

>>28049146
I'll continue tomorrow, just keep the thread afloat

>>28048686
But when do they fuck??????

>>28045991
OP you are a fucking idiot.

Hide NRDT threads.
Don't reply to NRDT threads.
Don't bump NRDT threads.
Dash deserves better.

>>28049617
It's not quite an NRDT thread anymore, but this did get off to a bad start.

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I need art!

I need more art of Rainbow Dash being ridden! Either by human or by a diamond dog!

>>28046311
oh hey my screencap. coolio

>>28049726
It is a NRDT, let it die.

>>28050020
gotta keep it alive for that green

This thread must live

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>>28049049
>>28049060
>>28049070
>>28049224
I am fucking lurking! This is very similar to my project.

>>28050049
>literally wanting to keep alive a NRDT thread
You are a disgrace.

>>28045991
I want that artist to draw Nyx

>>28050096
no captain pudge is pure

>>28050125
So is Nyx

>>28050261
no u

>>28048180
Why is there a skellington in the back?

>>28050841
Kill yourself NRDT

>Rainbow Dash will never force you to go to the gym
>She will never work you to the bone
>She will never yell at you if you try to skip leg day
>She will never coach you into turning all of your fat into muscle
>She will never kiss you on the six pack after several months of working out under her strict training regimen
>She will never kiss you below the six pack

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>>28050951
>tfw tripfags will never kill themselves

>>28050358
o-o gosh...

>>28050125
https://derpibooru.org/561432?scope=scpe7079c13e16733652046fd24d1e1f8239e3d4e78c
Apparently not.

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The hot pile of autism is still up? I guess it's time to
LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIND

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>>28051541
BORN
INTO A PACK

>>28052068
KILL YOURSELF NRDT

>>28052730
KILL YOURSELF NRDT

Bump this thread if you want more free shipping, motherfucker. I'll be happy to deliver.

>>28052783
moar

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Jesus guys, you're so invested in blind hate of NRTD that you fail to realize that it was just a simple ironic joke as a response to all of the arguments the episode caused. The stance of the actual rdt has always been dashieXanon anyways, so why bother? If anything, NRDT is laughing his ass off that his long con has finally paid off and the dash thread is ripping itself to shreds without him having to do anything.

>>28052783
bump

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>>28052841
>it was just a simple ironic joke as a response to all of the arguments the episode caused
Why do you know that? Did you start the thread? Then you are a fucking idiot. Not a regular idiot, a FUCKING idiot. Using NRDT's prompt is literally to ask shitposters to take over the thread. Kill yourself, miserable failure.

>>28052884
I didn't, but if nrtd did, he'd actually be posting in it. also he'd probably omit everything else in the OP, as his stance has always been that the actual thread needs to die.

>>28052959
He was posting in it, you retarded, the mods deleted his posts. The mods also deleted the NRDT thread itself, but they didn't delete this thread because it looks legit. That way he can have a permanent thread with his stupid prompt that won't get deleted, where he can shitpost whenever he wants, as long as stupid imbeciles like you keep on bumping it.

bump for green

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Stop posting Rainbow Dash doing Rarity things.

Post Rainbow Dash doing Rainbow Dash things.

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>all this butthurt because Dash is still a kissless virgin

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>>28053986
>all this butthurt because you are a fucking retarded supporting NRDT
>all this butthurt because NRDT thinks that Dash is nothing but a brand new pussy and he doesn't care about any of the other things that make her special
>all this butthurt because after an almost completely clean thread, the current Dash thread was invaded by shitposters because of NRDT
So, yeah, man. I'm butthurt. My thread is full of shit because of NRDT and people like you who support him. And I swear to god that as long as this thread with NRDT's prompt is alive, I'll keep posting shit here, because people like you doesn't deserve anything else.

>>28054032
he mad

>>28053905
That's so fucking cute.

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>>28054547
Top cute.

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>>28054700
Tip top cute.

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>>28055149
I can't really self-insert into a pony.

>>28055314
Check the filename. I don't think you were meant to.

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>>28055335
Oh.

He has her eyes.

>>28049070
>"There, uh, has been an accident. We need to keep you in isolation until we can figure out if you are all right. Now I really need you to focus on my questions. What is your name?"
"Rainbow Dash, I think..."
>"What is the last thing you remember?"
"I was...flying...above Ponyville"
>"What is your earliest memory?"
"The Sonic Rainboom. Wait, I can't remember anything from my childhood but that, why is this happening?"
>Rainbow Dash curls up into a ball and starts shaking
"What is this place? When can I go back?"
>You sigh, she's already onto this
>"You are in a specialist hospital. You have...severe memory loss. I am going to be your therapist. The road to recovery for you is going to be a long one."

>>28056993
"NO!"
>Rainbow Dash's fear and confusion turns to anger as she lashes out
>She starts flying around the room on your monitor, bashing into the walls, completely unaware that in cyberspace structural integrity is absolute.
>You programmed a barebones physics engine to simulate Earth and so far she thinks it's real, not that that's the major problem at hand.
>"Rainbow Dash, I just want to talk to you."
>Just leave me alone
>She curls up in the furthermost corner of the box facing away from you, but somehow you can tell that she is crying and you take this opportunity to leave.
>"Well, I'll be back tomorrow."
>You step off the University steps, a million things coursing through your mind

>>28057079
Interesting start on this green.
New Rainbow Dash Thread
>>28046087
>>28046087
>>28046087
>>28046087

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>>28056993
>>28057079
I love it so far!

Is she going to be placed in a robot body?

>>28048106
>that skeleton anon in the row behind rd/anon

>>28047787
This is my favourite

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DON'T

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BUMP

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NRDT

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THREADS

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YOU

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FUCKING

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IDIOTS

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JUST

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MOVE

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TO

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THE

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REAL

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RAINBOW

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DASH

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THREAD

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OR

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GET

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THE

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FUCK

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OFF

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BUT

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STOP

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SUCKING

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NRDT'S

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COCK

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AND

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STOP

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BUMPING

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HIS

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FUCKING

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CANCER

>>28057079
Hey Anon, I copied your green to the "other" Dash thread, in case this one dies.

>>28059255
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>>28059266
>>28059272

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJE7pBqyJbA

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DON'T BUMP NRDT THREADS

Guys, let it die and come to >>28046087. This is ridiculous.

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>>28060215
No.

>>28057079
bump

>>28059280
sage

This thread was great but then sonic appeared.
This is too much, it is like clash of autisms.