Jealous Dash

>her husbando(Anon)
what did he mean by this?

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>>28044586
>Would she cope just fine or go completely nuclear and do stupid shit

>>28045989
KEK

>>28044586
>go completely nuclear
STANDING

>>28046031
ON THE EDGE

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>>28046071

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>>28044586

>>28046131
there's an unfinished green where Anon goes after Sunset and Rainbow ends up acting all jealous about it.
need more jealous rainbow green

>>28046422
Where can one find this green?

And yes, jealous Dashie a cute and we need more of it.

>>28044586
>had a complete fallout
Wait, so other dashfags actually get triggered by the b8ing "shippers" the other day? Jesus Christ, am I the only dashfag who just doesn't give a shit?

>>28046422
I wanna see the green and the finish , sound a good story :)

>>28044596
>he

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"fallout"?


Am I the ONLY dashfag on this board who likes her as a character without viewing her sexually?

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>>28046541
>Am I the ONLY dashfag on this board who likes her as a character without viewing her sexually?

You DO know you're on /mlp/. Right?

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>>28044586
>Dashfags had a complete fallout
I don't think anyone who was a sensible adult had a fallout. But if you want to believe baiting underage faggots counts then ok.

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>>28044586
I want Dash to be incredibly jealous of the other girls for no reason.
I want her to hit on anon who just doesn't get it, causing Dash to become more and more assertive as she gets more desperate.

>>28047595
Someone green?

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>>28044586
>how would Dashie react if her husbando(Anon)

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>>28046976
>Likes her in a non sexual way
>Post picture of her with a condom in her mouth.


You fucking with?

>>28047715
>What does > mean anyway?

>>28044586

I'd like to see a Yandere Dash green,

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>>28047767
>She kills you.
>The end.

Wasn't there a thread about Dash killing Anon a while back?

>>28047816

Yeah, the premise was Dash killing Anon on accident with a prank.

>>28047595
>>28047624
Would you like it from anons point of view? Or hers? Also, eqg or mlp?

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>>28044586
Fuck your shit nigger, as long as human Dash doesn't get a boyfriend I could care less

/r/equesting some AnonxDash humanized green from anybody who has a decent link

>>28048188
Eqgfags are complete cancer. Kys please.

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>>28048209
Neck yourself cuck, this board is 80% CYOA, 10% meme spam, and the rest is shit that doesn't have to do with the show.

You should be on your knees licking my boot for AT LEAST being a fan of Hasbro content, Nigger.

>>28048254
>only cares about human dash
>only loves human dash

>>28044586
>But how would Dashie react if her husbando(Anon)
>husbando(Anon)
god, that's fucking sad, faggot, you dumb self-insert bitch.

>>28048328
Isn't that the point of all greens here anyway?

>>28048347
Which makes most of them stupid, boring, annoying and incredibly bad written.

The few ones that are good get hidden behind all the self-insert shit.

>>28048209
sorry mate, everyone here on this board are fucking cancer. so cancer calling other cancer cancer is saying the sun is hot. Fucking dipshit

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>>28048327
It always makes me laugh how you clowns pretend like you'd choose a horse over a person in real life

>le no hooves
>muh horse pussy
>ebin screencaps about a guy who claims he fucked his horse

Face it fags, you're attracted to the personalities of the characters, as well as the human female attributes that the ponies have (female ass, colored hair, etc...). If I locked you in a barn with a 10/10 girl and a literal horse, each and every one of you would fuck the girl without a second thought. At the very least I'm honest with myself about how I'm NOT into bestiality.

Deep down, you might think you're a bunch of edgy rebellious lunatics who have a horse fetish, but you're really just a posse of sexually frustrated autists who like pussy and ass like every other straight guy in existence. Come to terms with it, because the ride is going to end someday, and you'll have to move on.

Dashie is best tomboy human waifu, kill yourself if you think otherwise

>>28046422
what's it called? is it that winter formal dash one?

>>28048403
t. Newfag
I feel bad arguing with someone who has special needs but ok.

>didn't get what I mean
I was implying you should love both. Human and pony. If she is your waifu its her personality that counts.

>would pick the human
Nope
>because in the end you are attracted to their human attributes
Again, nope
>human ass
I don't only look at sex, anon. I want to feel her coat. I want to feel her digitigrade hooves around me as we cuddle.
>colored hair
Humans don't have that

>would fuck a girl if I had the chance
You won't believe me but I'm a Chad stats guy who goes to conventions and have had that opportunity at multiple cons. I don't like meaningless sex though. It's just messy time consuming masterbation. Last girl said she'd even dress as dash while we did it. I let her sleep in bed with me but after 10 min of cuddling I grabbed my dash plush and cuddled that instead.


Tl;dr I love my waifu for who she is and exactly what she is. She is a pony. I don't love her in spite of that. That is part of who she is.

For all the newfags, let me break this concept down. Us oldfags fell in love with the characters. Those characters were ponies. We fantasized and dreamed about loving those characters for years. We've grown to love every aspect of them. By implying wed rather have the human you imply we don't find them perfect and want to change them. By loving the eqg version you imply the original wasn't perfect and so either you are new or didn't truly love your waifu. So no matter how much we may or may not like eqg we will always dislike you.

Also horses don't bleed from their vaginas 1/4th of their lives.

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>>28048188
>Beretta
>Good trigger discipline
>Good muzzle discipline
>Mags loaded and organized.
>Not Tula
>Eyes and ears on

10/10 marry me now.

>>28044586
Anybody have a green about this ? Pls

>>28048991

Bump for interest

>>28048991
Well it depends, what sort of jealousy are you looking for and from human or pony Dash?

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>>28048154
Dash's point of view is probably better because reading her completely-detached-from-reality thought process would be funny.

Pony or Human doesn't matter but I suppose human Dash lends herself better for this story if for the environment alone.

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>>28046131
ouch

>>28046422
>>28046467
>>28046524
>>28048437
I had it bookmarked on desustorage before the whole website went to bullshit. Thread 23822075 if you can find another archive.

>>28050518
Human but it is too long much better thx

>>28051075
And the pony dash is good to so warever

>>28051061
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23822075/
Use desuarchive from now on
Hopefully this one doesn't get fucked like desustorage, moe, and heinessen before it

>>28051912
Press E to pay your respects

people still watch this after four seasons of trash

>>28052377
Be quiet quibble pants

>>28051912
My man

also prinnycap please come back to us

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>>28051912
noice, thanks m8

>>28046071
OF THE CRATER

>>28051912
Nice history thx

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bump

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Itefag-wray, I-way ereby-hay all-cay ou-yay o-tay erve-say us-way!

>>28055210
Did you even sacrifice a horse?

>>28044586
bump

watch out reddit, don't want this gem to 404

>>28044586
She would make it a challenge to be even more awesome

Bampf

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>>28047595
unf

>>28055210
Better cutie marks summon better writefags, meatsleeve.

The more you know

>>28060961
you guys are screencapping bump threads now, reddit?