Daddonequus: Please Help Me Elo is Drunk and Abusive I Think

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>>28040422
>I forgot to cut the last sentence out
F U C K

>>28040422
OH SHIT, SOMEONE STOP ELO BEFORE HE KILLS ERF?

>>28040422
>>28040436
Fuck off. Green texts are the lowest form of creativity. Just use your imagination lol

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>>28040476
>being creative

>>28040436
Lol that's my line.
Thanks for the new thread

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>>28040422
>Taco bell anon

About that suggestion that some Anon made in the last thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hb8wLxn55K

>>28040708
What are your favorite vidya gaems?

>>28040708
Is it true batfilly is for sexual, now?

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>>28040646
Pictured: Anon and Discord about to get into trouble

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>>28040878
Oh anon, batpones are always for sexual for they are the most sexually aggressive race.

>>28040788
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03yeKix9Btn

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>>28040900
Very... aggressive.

>>28040878
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18TKUVVX0P3

>>28040943
Could you speak in mexican?

>>28040885
REEEEEEEEE

also
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f399IKQca0

>>28040943
Can you turn off your dildo, dude?

>>28041065
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dtuiK6WE55

>>28041088
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iDZFqHc7x9

>>28041088
k
First. North or south of México?
Second. Favorite tacos? (this defines your identity as a true compadre)

>>28041112
CERO MIEDO

>>28041146
NO LO HAGA COMPA

I have a question for both Erf and Elo. Have you guys talked about a possible small crossover story? Maybe something non-canon to your stories, but like, if you have talked about it, have you come up with something for that?

>>28041131
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IohH3ZXF5O

>>28041112
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nQKjeDPZ7I

lets not turn this into Ya Es Hora or whatever it was called, guys

>>28040788
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SWnL2a2BlI

>>28041221
Elo started

>>28041183
Good answer I can now call you a true compadre
also
Aguas con ese gallo

My question is:
Are we getting green tonight?

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>>28040422
I'm not dead, I just have an incredibly strong hit of writer's block. I went back to what I was gonna post, but it turns out what I did have was rubbish and I refuse to post.

so instead, I'll continue to act as a drawfag until I can write something.

>op pic

>>28041236
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19G224sARFL

>I have a question for both Erf and Elo. Have you guys talked about a possible small crossover story? Maybe something non-canon to your stories, but like, if you have talked about it, have you come up with something for that?

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>>28041272
> I'll continue to act as a drawfag
Are you going to finish this? Also I never expected you to be the drawfag Mr. Cookiefish

>>28041286
No, he's prolly dead.

Good god, tho prolly not. Maybe I'll retry when I finished what I'm working on tomoro.

>>28041175
Bunny?

>>28041349
fuck, meant for >>28041286

Question for Erf: How would your Anon handle Cherrywood?

Question for Elo: How would PhD handle Chryssalis?

Question for Wanda: Will Taco Bell Anon have a friend other than Discord?

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>>28041355
Was it though.

I'll finish something eventually. Working on doing just that with /other/ thing lately. So uh, yeah. >>28041286 Prolly not, but maybe. hopefully.

>>28041368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G37jzlgwcx

>>28041368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y1PyANCUsU

>>28041368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ttz1WGs1Ye

>>28041521
Is Cherrywood capable of kicking PhD's ass?

>>28041549
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qqx4sPEPG2

Question for Erf, why is Sweetie Belle such a cunt? And will Chryssalis put her in place?

>>28041675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jODWQIW3Px

>>28041779
...2 nights in a row. I just blame the stress

My boss chewed me out for something she was told by three others wasn't my fault. Then dropped upon me extra work today and the days i have half days. I tried to explain to her the work would be impossible on my half days. But she argued it wouldn't. She then tells me she needs me to do the scans and work the picks those days as my counterpart doesn't do them on days i am off. Which makes no fucking sense to me because how can I do it on days he is off but he can't when i'm off?

Needless to say, this is the lady when she reigned over Electronics caused everyone there to quit...on 2 occasions. She's the type who thinks it takes 15 minutes to unload a truck when it usually takes 30 minutes to an hour. and after working a whole year here in Dairy...she still somehow thinks that.

it's exhausting

>>28041870
this is why women shouldnt be in leadership positions

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These threads are capping way too quickly.

>>28043535
I agree. I meazn we're already like 50 posts down because suddenly it's a vocaroo for all

>>28043535
What do you mean Anon? In all honesty last thread lasted a good while

>>28043929
NOW WE ARE 50 POSTS IN

What's the point of these vocaroos, couldn't you answer normally?

>>28044869
original poster said soundcloud or something. but i was to ehhh for that

>>28041376
Are you making another drawing for the thread Mr. Bunny?

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>>28041183
>taco de birria
>not tacos al pastor
you're not my compadre ese
saludos de Veracrúz

>>28046166
That's the thing wey, most tacos are my favorites and I don't like to have one favorite when there are so many kinds.
Saludos ese

>>28044869
Someone in the last thread got the idea, it was for funs and stuff.

>>28042620

>>28046200
>fun
fuck you
youre here to be a slave and type all day, not have fun
get to fucking work

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>>28046166

>>28044869
No, of course not. By the way, is it me or despite his arrogance, PhD is actually quite a silly guy?

>>28041870
Post if you're still alive.

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Ciao all, my vacation is about over so I decided to update a bit in my spare time. Will Anontonio finally get off the shower find out right now!

Continued from here: http://pastebin.com/84aS5ubm

>once you've reached the peak you take a left, enter the washroom and slam the door shut behind you to vent some frustration
>you patter into the shower booth, close the curtains behind you and boop the shower lever on
>yes magic horses have plumbing and showers
>it's very cold mind you
>shivering from initial contact, you'd think you we're covered in wet snow on the alps or something
>still it's not all bad, you've always liked to keep your self groomed and looking your best for any occasion
>probably your fault anyways since you've woken up so late and all the warm water was used
>you try to ignore it with some singing
"Lasciatemi cantare~"
>you let the water pour over you evenly as you twirl in a circle in your happy tune
"Con la chitarra in mano~"
>Dio mio, do you sure miss you hands

>>28048337
"Lasciatemi cantare
una canzone piano, piano.."
>feeling your coat sufficiently soggy and your mane rinsed you stand on your rear legs to be able to reach a shampoo bottle on the counter
"Lasciatemi cantare~"
>you clamp your fore-hooves together to clutch the bottle and let the shampoo splurge onto your mane, back and tail
>you've only been here for about 2 weeks and you've already realized how much you took your figure and arms for granted living the life of a stubby little horse for daily mundane things like being able to brush your teeth
>you drop the bottle and slowly but methodically scrub yourself clean one hoof at a time
"Perche ne sono fiero!"
>you stand on your rear legs again to see what else you can use from the counter and notice your nemesis
>a bar of soap
>you narrow your eyes in determination
>...

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>>28048370
>...
>be lucifer himself
>no you mean rabbit ragu
>BE ANGEL BUNNY
>you're certain you've spent too much time living with Anontonio
>you tolerated that blasted little wop for too long
>not that you were trying...
>BUT STILL!
>this be YOUR cottage
>Fluttershy be YOUR caretaker
>THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE FAVORITE
>and you're certain you still have some glass shards lodged in your furry little tush
>oh, but your suffering ends today
>OHHHH YES, you've got a carrot with you
>no, not just any carrot
>you've sharpened this carrot with all your lust for revenge, so you're certain it's pointy enough to impale that marshmallow
>THAT'S RIGHT YOU'RE GONNA STAB HIM WITH IT!
>you can listen to him sing the song of his people in the shower from outside the cottage
>good he's distracted, it will be the last tune he chirps
>you hop onto the second floor ledge and as silently as you can open the bathroom port window. Tip toe inside on your paws and close it behind you
>wouldn't want anypony important to hear the deed as anything other then horrid singing

>>28048439
OH SNAP, ITALIAN ANON CAME BACK! FUCK I NEED TO READ THIS

>>28048439
Angel will rape Italian Anon in the shower and then he will murder him

dead thread

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>>28048439
Welp, phone died will continue on here. Then the tab I was writing on got replaced with a link. CCAAAARRRRRLLLOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! Also mandatory eggpost!

Post theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me-VhC9ieh0

>you stealthly leap down onto the washroom floor under the ambiance of the running shower water and slowly inch your way closer to the shower's curtains like some kind of a ninja
>a ninja turtle
>who says bunny's can't be slow and steady when assassinating an unsuspecting foal
>NOT YOU THAT'S WHO
>"Perche ne sono fiero!"
>you're now close enough to see your shadow on the curtains
>fortunately for you your prey has currently turned his back towards you and is preoccupied with the contents of the counter
>you grin and maliciously drool at the perfect opportunity before you
>standing on your back legs you carefully open the curtain entrance to the side with your left paw and slowly raise your right paw wielding the carrot in preparation for the stabbing
>THIS IS IT!
>"Sono un Italiaaaaa-NNOOOOOOOOOONNNN!?!!"
>...
>be Anontonio
>you recoil back, flutter your wings and scramble your fore-hooves

>>28047531
Thanks pinks, you are the best pony.

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>>28049178
You said send a link, not my fault you were the weak link in this situation.

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>>28049178
>that damned soap bar just won't stay in your grasp
>trying to clench it with both hooves, it slips out of your clutches as you attempt to stop juggling it around
>and there's no way in hell you're going to use your mouth
"MA VAFFANCULO SAPONE E CHE TI HA FATTO!"
>even IF you acknowledge being a potty-mouth
>getting impatient you attempt to catch it with a clamping motion of both your wings in front of you
>instead this sends you reeling back onto your plot and launches the soap at incredible speed as it continuously ricochets about in the shower
>you duck and cover your eyes as the ballistic soap misses your head by a hair
>"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
>you hear a crash and then quiet
>you lift your head and notice the soap is gone
>w-well, it's not like you wanted to smell your b-best anyways!
>Stupid slippery soap bars and stupid hooves...
>not that you expected your wings to emit that much force either
>you swear that soap bar had the velocity of a bloody cannon shell or something
>it could of killed you
>"Un... Italiano.. Vero."
>you finish your little tune, panting and boop the shower water lever off
>you exit the shower to dry yourself and step on what seems to be a carrot
>you ponder for a moment, why would Angel horse have a peeled carrot on the washroom floor
>a sudden thought comes to you and you blush
>oh, OH!
>you quickly look for something else, not wanting to think further on magic talking horse anatomy
>you notice the washroom window is busted
>you assume the ballistic soap is perhaps miles away by now
>you sigh and finish drying yourself and try to manually comb your mane back with your wings while it's still wet
>you would kill for some hands and hair gel right about now
>"Come on down Anon, I've got a snack prepared and your saddlebag ready!"
>you groan, remembering that you still have to go to magic horse elementary school today
"Si, si, ayy'm on da wayy!"
>you exit the washroom and make your way down

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Welp, that's enough green from me today, I'm off to look for a Hitmonchan in Pokemon go. It evades me still...

>>28041272
Did you finish the wings on the lewd pic of Anontonio X Anonfilly? I'm waiting for this!

>>28041870
Wow, that sucks I hope things ease up for you Erf.

>>28049413
I regret asking that too, REEEEEEE!

>>28048988
Sorry to ruin your fun Anon, but the bunny is fated to forever be a baseball and Fluttershy's cottage shares the same fate as the Treebrary in my story.

i cant believe erf is fucking dead

"C'mon Chrysalis, Don't do that. Who are you even trying to impress anyway? Nobody is here to listen to you be arrogant"
>"It's not about arrogance, it's about dominance. But, pray tell, are you doing down here anyway?" Chrysalis began to wonder "It's not like you to wander into my lair without a reason. So what is it?"
"I just want to hang out with you. You said we we're definitely friends right? Well, I'd like to spend some time with you. And I'd appreciate it if you don't try to tease or manipulate me"
>You were serious. You didn't need any of her "Dohohoho manipulate and seduce" shit
>But you noticed something in her eye. The moment you finished that sentence. she had a flash of childlike giddiness on her face. "Does that mean we'll be watching another documentary on humans?"
>....now you felt kinda bad, she was trying to hide it, but you could see genuine interest in her eyes for it.
"Sorry, it's gonna have to be another time. I used the horn today."
>Chrysalis's expression then changed to that of childish disappointment ".....ergh....Should have known. So then, what are we supposed to do?"
"Talk...y'know. Just try to get to know each other more"
>"We already know each other"
"You know what I mean. I want to have a friendly chat. It can be about anything. C'mon, do you just wanna sit here bored all evening? I could just leave."
>Chrysalis didn't say anything at first. She just turned her head to the side and looked down onto the floor of the basement cave next to her throne. She then looked to you, with a bored expression, and pointed towards the empty spot. "Sit"
>That made you smile, it felt like progress.
"Alrighty"
>You go and brush off the spot a little before planting you butt on it.
>"So then, what do you want to talk about?" She asked, a little curious, thinking there might be ulterior motives to this.
"Well...first. I wanna know if the captain is ok. I heard he failed the mission you gave him"

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>>28049670
Chrysalis is one of my favorite characters.

>>28049715
She'll get there eventually.

>>28041440
I like this answer.

>>28041592
>>28041521
Also good answers.

>>28049670
>"Heard?" Chrysalis let's out a dismissive chuckle "Don't you mean he told you? I already know everything he had to report. Including the one filly knowing going up to three. It's interesting really, I might be able to use it to my advantage. And for that, I gave the little runt some praise. At the moment he's training vigorously...at least that's what he said he was going to do. "
>....wut? Did she just casually tell you she could use it to her advantage?
"What do you mean "Advantage"? Are you just trying to rile me up?"
>Chrysalis smiles just a little as she looks down at you, and you up at her "No, I'm being serious. Friends tell each other things, don't they? I'm telling you that I have the advantage, so take it as you will. It's not as if you could stop whatever I might be planning anyway."
>You sigh, she wanted you to react. And before, you would. But you had thought too deeply into this. You needed to keep a level head.
"Well, ok then. I'll just have to intervene when you try something, I guess"
>"You guess?" Chrysalis found that suspicious "....Aren't you worried about your friends?"
>You shrug
"Not really, you're not going to hurt them. You know what would happen if you did. And you can't trick Applebloom again. So there's that too..." You look up at Chrysalis and smile "Hey Chrysalis, let me ask you a question. What was your biggest conquest in Equestria?"
>Chrysalis nearly double backed, wide eyed in expression, she was having a "wut" moment. "You're interested? Really?"

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>>28049870
>>28049892
>Yfw despite Erf's Anon having the horn and PhD being a magical powerhouse they would get their ass kicked and stomped by a little bat filly

>>28049958
just smother her

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>>28049958
>>28049971
>They only manage to get her even more mad
>yfw she kicks their fucking teeth in at the same time
>she grabs PhD and yells at him "Never forget who rules in this relationship, bitch!"

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>>28049958
>>28050047

>>28049958
>>28050047
>>28050060
i dont understand

why is that so funny

>>28050066
Because they are two fairle powerful niggas (Erf Anon has the most powerful device ever and PhD has the intelligence and the magic to do tons of stuff) but both their writters have admited that they can get their asses kicked by a little girl

>>28050145
Nigga, you could be fucked up by that small bat filly.

>>28049944
>You nod
"Well yeah, I gave you the documentary and all that stuff. I think you owe me a great story in the history if your hive. Don't you think?"
>You give her an adorable little smile
>You were plotting in your head. Luna was right, you just had to take your life as a colt face first. Your feelings were never a lie, and that was what was most important. You'd give your life to protect Fluttershy, you knew that.
>When you're home however. You are Anon the human. Not in body, but in mind. You didn't have to play pretend. And as you are able to make that distinction. You have no reason to falter to Chrysalis, she can't do shit anyway. Especially now that three fillies got your back.
>".....hmmm" Chrysalis readjusted herself on her throne to make herself more comfortable. and began to ponder "...I can't even think of any other reason why you would want to know. hrnnnnnn......but" She smiles again, but more casually...more friendly "I guess I forgot that you actually have some neutrality in you, hard to remember after Twilight Sparkle made you into a squishy wuss"
>ok..that one hurt a little
"...She wasn't wrong in what she taught me Chrysalis, it's just that for someone like me. Being nice and friendly and kind ALL the time actually doesn't work. It just kind of makes me into a doormat. That's why you came right? To show me that? Lesson learned."
>You snicker at her
"Hope it was worth it, because you only strengthened my resolve"
>Chrysalis mockingly snickers back in annoyance
"Well aren't you the intelligent little fuzzball"
>She then rests her head on her hoof again and sighs
"This is what I get for doing a superb job...."
>You reach your hooves to the side of her throne and pull your head up to look at her
"C'mon, it ain't that bad. And besides, I'm here just as a friend. I'm not gonna try to convert you right now. I wanna hear a story"

>>28050194
>Chysalis leans over and pushes your head down, she was slightly annoyed with the fact she couldn't figure you out right now. "Fine.....But I don't need you looking at me like that. It unnerves me."
"Alright, Alright"
>You gently push her hoof away
"Just don't skimp on the details."
>"Oh, I won't.....now then" Chrysalis clears her throat "I have toppled a few cities, kingdoms, and even an empire or two in my much younger days. Unfortunately, I could never hold them down for very long...but that's a story for a another time. But, as far as my conquests go. The empire of Trot was probably my best work."
"Trot?....that's it's name? Really?"
>"Don't interrupt, besides, it was the old days. They kept things simple. In any case, Trot was both a glorious Empire and city...." Chrysalis stops and realizes something "...I suppose naming your city after your empire is a little unimaginative...but I didn't care. Anyway, they were known for having the mightiest army in the land. An unstoppable force that even had Griffons and Diamond Dogs in their employ But the reason I chose to conquer it because it was also falling into a form of decadence. Love,peace, good will had spread among the populace. Their army was only ever really useful for defending at that point. They never bothered anypony else. And nopony ever attacked them in fear of retaliation. The only other thing that actually made things difficult was that they didn't trust most outsiders. Ready to even fire at any pegasi that flew too close to their walls. Their decadence was only really a self contained thing really. Many of the plans I had thought up we're prone to failure due this fact. Until I heard their prince was a fat loveless loser"

>>28050323
>You saw where this was going
"Ahhhh, I see. So in comes the lost, beautiful young mare with the look of a princess...right?"
>Chrysalis chuckles a light hearted chuckle "Exactly, ohhh but even then it wasn't easy. I had to tell a terrible sob story of abuse and pain just to get through the front gates. From then on I had to learn to become one of them. It wasn't until a month later that I even got the chance to meet the prince. I was stuck with a unassuming family, who happily took me in. Their colt was adorable....I fed off of him for the entire time I was there." Chrysalis snickers at the comparison "He treated me like I was his older sister"
>You hid your cringe. Interested as you were...that was just cold.
".....what happened to him?"
>Chrysalis shrugged "No idea, I used my free time to pluck flowers near the palace until the prince noticed me. Oh the naive idiot.."You're the only pony to ever notice me" he said "Other girls just see me as a means to get rich, but you notice me for my looks and personality" he stammered...oh Anon, he was so pathetic. He was sweating so much upon our first meeting."
"Woah woah, hold on. you're skipping ahead. What did he say when you both first met?"
>"I just told you what he said. What, did you think I said hi to him? No, the pathetic idiot just noticed me looking at him and batting my eyes and he just walked up to me and said those things while sweating like a pig. I could tell he was very very very lonely. No girl every talked to him like he was a pony. No girl could look at him for a second without gagging. He really was the grossest thing I've ever saw. His pimples were has big as your muzzle, and his guy could barely hold his girdle. And that smell"
>...ohhh...god.
"Ok..that...admitingly sounds gross. So how the hell did you put up with it? Like sheesh, I know you can't have that much patience. I would have walked out just because he sounds like a total spaz"

>>28050425
>"He was" Chrysalis snickers "He really was, always ALWAYS, from the moment he let me into the palace, did he go on and on about the figurines he had of local celebrities and always always talking about his insipid dreams of becoming an alicorn one day. I sat there through all of it...smiling...agreeing....it nearly killed me"
"egh...I bet. We have a lot of those kinds of humans back on Earth. They just insert themselves into whatever you're doing and then never shut the fuck up. It's annoying as shit"
>"Oh I don't even have to imagine. You probably never had to live with him. His love may have been delicious, but even in the process of making him mine....he never EVER shut up. It was unbelievable!" Chrysalis leaned back onto the sides of her throne as she raised her hoof at the absurdity of it all "No matter how deep I put him under he still talked about to stupid figurines! It drove me crazy!"
>You giggle at that, that actually sounded funny.
"Oh...don't laugh" Chrysalis flipped around and looked down at you with a more friendly, yet annoyed look.
"Sorry, heh, it's just funny. But...if it annoyed you so much. How was this your best conquest?"
>"Ahh patience Anon, I'm just getting to the good part. Trust me, you'll love it. Anyway..." Chrysalis went on her back again, and looked upwards as she spoke more casually "I spent month after month working him over, easy..yet annoying. However, when I finally decided to make my final move. His father intervened. You see, my plan was to have my family "That still cared for me" over for the wedding. But he would have none of it. They still didn't trust outsiders, the prince even agreed...and he was under my spell. Very very stubborn....You'd think a girl of my beauty would be more respected but Trot was full of fools."
"So you couldn't get your children in then.....wait...."
>Trot.......Tro......Troy? The story didn't match up...but if she needed to get her hive in....

>>28050580
"......Let me guess. You tricked the prince into getting you a really really big gift. One that could only be found outside the city walls. And had your army intercept and hide inside of it. So when the gift came at the gates. They let them in....and...."
>Chrysalis just smirks as she looks up at the ceiling. the very memory bringing her cruel happiness. "Very very good Anon, I'm impressed. I really am. Nopony would have figured it out as quick as you. That's what I like about you sometimes, deep down in your heart lies the soul of a changeling....but yes, that was the strategy. And right when I was made princess of Trot. Both the city and empire...Thats when we struck. Chaos spread across the city as "my love" could not figure out what happened. He tries so so hard to understand. That was my greatest joy, was watching him realize how big of a mistake he made and how truly unloved he really was as to take in a changeling wife. It got even better when my now ex-captain brought me his figurines...and i destroyed every single one in front of him. We plundered his empire for an entire week before forces from neighboring lands came to help them. We we're already gone however. The destruction and drain on the entire empire was already done and we had enough fill to sustain ourselves for a month on that alone. The empire never recovered and was lost through the passages of time."
>Chrysalis nuzzled the back of her head on the armrest of her throne and smiles sweetly "......and that's the end of my tale. What do you think Anon?"

>>28050624
>You clap your hooves, a dark story to be sure. But what's done is done. You already knew she was cruel and evil. No point in pointing out the obvious. And a part of you did enjoy the fact an annoying sperg nerd beta got served....
"Top notch, I actually thought that was a neat story."
>"Neat?....hrnnn" Chrysalis didn't turn her head towards you, she just continued to look upwards, but she was struck with a sense of wonderment over your answer "No criticisms? No disgust? No anger?"
"I'm not actually a pony, remember? I can appreciate a good story"
>".....mnnnn, I guess I expected the usual "You monster" or "How cruel..". It seems I was right, I just didn't fully realize it. But then, why try to reform me if you enjoyed that story? It doesn't make any sense"
>You hesitate answering at first. putting some thought into your answer.
"Because, it was a good story. But just because I enjoyed it doesn't mean I'll stop. I'd like to see you, my friend, living peacefully with the ponies. I'm telling you, it'd do a lot of good. But I can't expect it so soon. And even then, I actually like your personality....sometimes...sorta"

>>28050695
>"Could have fooled me..." She let's out a hearty laugh "Cute, but foolish to think that will EVER happen.But enough about that, I have a question for you"
>Hmmm?
>"I'd rather not think about you're useless attempts to change me. But..." Chrysalis is covered by a green aura for a moment before turning into her filly form. "I'd like you to sit with me and tell me a plot you'd use to conquer Equestria. I'd like to hear one, I know you have the mind for it and I'd find it ever so rewarding and fun if you tell me" She giggled adorably.
>Adorably enough for you to raise your head to notice she had changed.
"......why that form?"
>She giggled again "You don't think I didn't notice the love and lust that was coming off of you when you stepped down here? You've been playing around with your little marefriend, haven't you? With that kind of aura, I simply had to take advantage. Now come on and sit with me..." She speaks in a cuter yet sexual voice "I'll nibble your ear a little if I like your plan"

Guess Erf fell asleep at the keyboard.
Godspeed

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>>28050701
...hey Ben, I have a request.

>>28050194
>You reach your hooves to the side of her throne and pull your head up to look at her
"C'mon, it ain't that bad. And besides, I'm here just as a friend. I'm not gonna try to convert you right now. I wanna hear a story"


Cute mental image

>>28049503
>Killing the cottage

>>28051108
I agree with the request

>>28050145
well yeah
they dont want to murderize a little filly

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>>28050701
WEW BOY

im interested in what chrysalis will think of his plans for conquest

>>28051784
>Implying the filly wouldn't murderize them

>>28051908
this meme isnt very funny

>>28051929
>Both writters have said that the filly would kick their anon's ass with ease
>Denying that she wouldn't fuck their shit up

>>28051986
yes
thats what happens when the one getting their ass kicked doesnt want to hurt the one kicking their ass

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>>28051108
>>28051714
Slow down m8y, I've got requests for Anon x Luna, Anon x Fluttershy, Anon x Pinkie. Jeez, can only pick one for now. Anon x Blueblood
Also I want to finish at least part of my third chapter for my own story.

>>28052040
Also if you want you guys can vote on the next lewd on a strawpoll or something, I don't care.

>>28052047
How about a lewd with all of them at once

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>>28052085
Genius

>>28051713
It's the only way to get rid of Flutter's brother for sure Anon, it's for the greater good.

>>28050580
Isn't this story from the comics?

>>28052368
...ehhhh, sorta. but with some modifications of course to fit the narrative

>>28052708
You heard it here folks! Comics are officially canon to Erf's story

>>28053525
noooooooooooooooooooo

>>28053692
Arch about Anon helping alt Sombra to marry Celetia when

What the fuck, this thread is more than 100 posts already

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>>28053692
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

Yo

>>28055188
No you

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/h4Gz1TXK

>My name is Aksel.
>And I woke up that morning to learn that my daughter was dead.
>That morning I decided to visit her apartment.
>What I found shocked me even more.
>Instead of seeing a cleanup crew to move the debris, the whole block was closed off.
>Some people were leaving as I got there; others were fighting with the cops guarding the place.
>Either way it seemed that this was bigger than I thought.
>I walked up to the closest cop to find out what was happening.
“Sir, can you tell me what’s going on?”
>For a second he just looked at me, as if he was looking for something.
>”Explosion of some kind, now if you don’t mind can you move along?”
>He spoke in a somewhat impatient tone.
“Sir, that building you are claiming that blew up, my daughter was in it!”
>He just stared at me as if this meant nothing to him, but then he softened up a little.
>”Listen, I know you want in, but I was ordered not to let anyone in for any reason.”
“I just want to say my goodbyes is all; could you at least see if they'll let me do that?”
>He stood there for a moment and looked back up.
>”I’ll see what I can do.”

>>28055988
>Back to Anon.
>I shot up, sweat dripping from my forehead. Catching my breath, I tried to recollect all that had just happened.
>Was that all a dream? And if it was, jeez... it sure was a weird one.
>Above me I could see groups of deep green leaves, being caressed by the calm breeze. Spots of light escaped through the dense green, illuminating some areas of the grass around me.
“Whoa… What just happen- AGGH! My head…”
>The feeling of a rusty knife being jabbed into my skull sent a shock through my entire body as I tried to sit up.
>I held my hand up to my head, trying to suppress the pain.
>Soon, the pain spread throughout all of my body. Slowly I felt my muscles becoming sore and tense, making it annoyingly painful to move.
>Felt like I had gone through one of those dumb fitness tests middle school teachers put you through. Those gym teachers took things way too far when it came to exercise...
>After a couple of minutes, I regained my senses as the headache dwindled. My body still ached as I tried to move.
“Let’s see if I can- Aghhh… Nope… Can’t stand…”
>Deciding it was pointless to even attempt to get up, I investigated the area more in my seated position.
>A forest laid ahead enveloped in darkness, not allowing even a beam of light to enter.
>I pivoted myself over in the opposite direction gradually, trying not to put too much stress on myself.
>An open range of grassy hills, varying with abundant oak trees and flowers. Each oak stood proudly from the ground, bark strong, branches and leaves moving with the rhythm of the wind.
>The flowers added a carpet of color and beauty to the vast planes of hills in the distance.
>Butterflies fluttered over the vast mounds of flora as the wind carried small petals within the air.

>>28055994
>The atmosphere was so refreshing, sweet, and warm… as if comforting me from the nightmare.
>The aroma… the scenery… it rejuvenated my body and mind, numbing any feelings of pain from before.
>However, it didn’t last long as I heard the voice from my dream once again.
>“Finally awake?”
>I couldn’t move. Regardless of the pain, just the sound of that voice, I couldn’t even react to it.
>Yet I felt my body slowly rise in temperature as I clenched my fists, knuckles turning white.
>Clenching through my teeth, I responded enthusiastically.
“You... You just couldn’t mind your own business... Could you...”
>I bolted up and faced the direction of the voice to be met with a weird looking creature levitating in the air. I didn’t care what or who it was, I was genuinely pissed off at this point.
“I will make you PAY for what you- What the- AHH!”
>Apparently even though my mind numbed the pain, my body didn’t. I gave out, landing face first onto the ground.
“AHHH- Mmph!”
>I didn’t feel pain, didn’t feel anger anymore. The only thing felt in my mind, was humiliation...
>The creature started to laugh at me as I tried to stand up, only to miserably fail once again.
>”HAAA HA HA HAAA! A-Anon! You… oh my… you should see yourself!” Discord said between laughs.

>>28056014
>The lush grass had actually reduced some of the impact on my face. I didn’t want to even get up at this point, felt too nice...
>Then appeared a cracked mirror with some of the frame hanging off. I raised my face to meet eye level with my reflection, spitting some grass blades out of my mouth and blowing some hair out of my face.
>This couldn’t be a mirror, what was being reflected off of it looked nothing like me at all!
>Glaring angrily back was a little green pony with green eyes and a red face. The red eventually faded, flushing down into a pale green.
>I shook my head to get any remaining dirt or grass off my head, and the pony mimicked my actions.
>“Look at your face! HAH! You were all tough and gruff.”
>He morphs his face to match the filly one, with its face all red and furious. Then it turns into a beet.
>“I do have to say, I have never seen anypony, let alone ANYONE, achieve this shade of color,” he said as he pointed at his vegetable face.
>“Now you look as confused as Twilight trying to fix a friendship problem! HILARIOUS!”
>His laughs turned into howls as he tried to hold his stomach, only for it to pop off and start laughing too.
>Some left over anger had converted into confusion, but the more he taunted me, the more he fanned the flames of fury. Oh no, I’m not having any of this.
“Grrrrr….”
>Now I had realize why I fell to begin with, he turned me into a pony, and walking on two legs was pointless. A devious grin began to form on my face as I slowly got back up.
>“PFFF, AHAHAH! Seriously! I haven’t had this much of a laugh since that one time… Ohhh… and the oranges!”
>Up on all fours, I channeled all my anger and started to charge. With each inch closer I approached him, the louder of a growl I gave until I began to yell.
“EEEAAAAAAAHHH!”

>Coffee comes back
>George comes back
What's this, is this heaven? Has the thread came back to life?

>>28056024
That's it for now.
>>28056091
I missed you too anon.

>>28056091
>>28056120
nope were still dead

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>>28053903
That's what I'm saying. Not that I mind though. It means good things.

>>28056024
>After a few minutes, the officer had returned, slowly walking towards me. With each step he took, my heart sank deeper and deeper in my chest.
>He was looking slightly down, avoiding eye contact, but still keeping his professional demeanor.
>As I thought… of course they wouldn’t let me even see my own daughter… I knew it was pointless to ask… but I wanted to see what they had to say in this situation.
“...What did they say?”
>”Well…” The officer tugged on his collar and scratched the stubble on his chin. A sudden pause before he answered. “They denied your request. Sorry, but you’ll have to leave now.”
>He opened his mouth once more to say something more comforting or reassuring, but shut it tightly, turning his head to the side, looking back at the explosion site.
>I stared back, my body becoming numb. I couldn’t move a muscle on my face, I had no energy to respond or retaliate back...
>I thought back to a few minutes ago, when I had first heard that her apartment had been blown up.
>How I dropped everything to see if she was alive...
>How I risked losing my only dead end job...
>Risking the little financial comfort we both had now and for the future...
>Just for her… my heart clenched in my chest as it filled with a weird fuzzy feeling…
>The realization... of how Anon keeps me going, how she gave me hope that life is more than just pain and suffering.
>Finally, I cracked a faint smile as my eyes began to tear up, one escaping and trickling down my right cheek.

>>28056665
>Yet, my mind had to accept the fact, that my only drive in life… Was gone.
>My smile didn’t feel like staying anymore.
>The tears eased back as the one on my cheek slowly dried up.
>The sounds of the police sirens, the crowd, the world around me… slowly faded.
>The beating of my heart slowly increased in volume, drumming into my ear.
>My vison slowly focused solely on the collapsed building, blurring out anything in my peripheral.
>Her voice echoed in my mind, as if she was right there.
‘Hey, stop being such an old man! You’re only 32!’...
‘You look a lot better when you smile, Dad.’...
‘I know things look rough… But there’s always another way, like you always tell me!’
>I gulped to get rid of the dryness in my throat, my senses quickly returning.
“Well… thanks for trying, anyways...”
>The officer had already left to fend off the crowd trying to get a glimpse of the disaster as I was dozing into my thoughts.
>It didn’t bother me, I had met thousands of people as careless as that officer. It was more reassuring than depressing at this point.
>Who could blame him? He’s probably met people like me thousands of times, too.
>I turned away though I could still feel his gaze on me.
>I had lost more than just Anon that morning.

>>28056677
>I moved past the group of people that gathered around the closed off road.
>Some were yelling at the officers, trying to get in, others giving up and returning to their daily lives.
>One man in the crowd noticed me leaving, averting his attention away from the spectacle towards me.
>Turning the corner on the way back to my car, I felt someone grab my shoulder.
>I paid no attention as I continued down my path, the sound of sirens slowly diminishing as I went.
>My brain was tired already, my body slowly feeling weaker and weaker.
>”Sir, may I speak with you for a moment?”
>No response. I continued down the path.
>”Please sir, I need to speak with you”
>...
>”I know about your daughter.”

>>28056691
no youre not

>>28056684
>My body locked in place as I stood staring at the sidewalk in front of me.
>I turned around, watching as a man in his mid-twenties struggled to catch up with me.
>His hair was flaring in all types of directions, a bad case of bedhead. He wore a lab coat with all sorts of dried chemicals and stains plastered on it.
>Typical cliche scientist outfit. C’mon life, when will you stop being so predictable with these types of things?
>Regardless of his first impression, the sight didn’t catch me off guard.
>What caught me off guard is that he knew about my daughter. But, he could be some sick man trying to mess with me.
>Hmmm… well he didn’t look drunk or critically insane.
>My energy was gone at this point, yet I felt a rekindled flame in my soul...
“What is it that you could possibly know about Anon?”
>The man grinned as he took me by my shoulders and shook me a bit, that dumb smile beaming right at me.
>“I know she isn’t dead yet!” He let out a weird sound that signified his excitement.
>Letting out a sigh, I continued to converse with him.
“In that case, what happened to her?”
>”Aliens.”

>>28056739
>Oh, so he was playing games with me. Figures. I was more infuriated at the fact that I let life fool me again.
>My anger bled away fairly quickly as I didn’t care anymore.
“Cool.”
>I retook my path, slowly coming upon my parked car. As I began to open the door, the man stopped me once more.
>I looked over my shoulder, his eyes were bulging out, face full of desperation as he pulled at my arm.
>He shifted his position so my arm was over my shoulder, pulling it behind him as if it were a giant sack of potatoes.
>”HNNG! A-At least give me a chance…! C’mon c’mon…! I have the proof to show that I’m not making this up! But we have to- UGHH…! D-Do this now!”
>Some part of me actually enjoyed his childish antics. Kind of looked silly how hard he was trying to pull me away from my car with little to no success.
>I budged and just let fate take me on its shoulders. Finally, some actual excitement in my life.
>Or maybe I was trying to push away the fact that Anon was dead. I wasn’t going to lie to myself, that was probably the case.
“Fine... Lead the way, good sir.”

>>28056749
Oh look, we are at Dr. Strangelove already! Can't wait for yak training

>>28056749
>I attempted once more to charge at the little cretin.
>”I can’t wait to see how well you fare with magic. You can’t even run, let alone walk properly.”
>I didn’t care what he even meant, I just wanted to grab him with my hands- Er… ‘Hooves’? And wring him out like a towel.
>Once more I tried to approach him, yelling and swinging my arms at him. He picked me up effortlessly by my neck, hanging me from the air. That little…
“PUT ME DOWN! RIGHT NOW! Once I get my hands on you- Mmmf!”
>He covered my mouth with his hand that looked like a lion's paw, and wagged his talon finger in front of my face. “Anon, Anon, Anon… You just keep persisting, don’t you? That stubborn attitude will get you faaaaaaaaar…! I am SOO sure of it.”
“I bet you have a lot of friends, too, buddy. Once the police find out you’ve kidnapped me, the entire army’ll be after you!”
>“Ah ah ah, we’re not in that rat’s nest of a country you call ‘Ameeerriiicaaa’, anymore. We’re in EQUESTRIA!”
>Confetti and fireworks explode around him as a giant, neon flashing sign reading ‘Discord Land’ floated above him. “Oops! My bad! That’s for later.” He snapped his talons and the sign changed to ‘Equestria!’. “Isn’t it lovely?”
“What's Equestria?”
>He gave me a deadpan expression as he carelessly dropped me back on the ground. “One thing goes into your ear and out the other, doesn’t it? You aren’t a very good listener, I take it?”
“What?!? I’ll have you know I am a very GREAT listener!” I wasn’t letting him get me this time, screw this guy. It took a lot of effort not to break my teeth from how hard I was gritting them.
>”Prove it, then... What is my name?”
>...I had already forgotten his name. Have to think of something… Come on come on… Got it!
“Ao.. Kuang...” I said it with utmost confidence, crossing my arms and giving him a sly smirk.

>>28057036
>”...Dear mother of Celestia, you really stuck it with the whole ‘Chinese Dragon’... I feel truly insulted, I am WAY better than those fable dragons you humans came up with.”
>Ugh… He had me… Knowing there was no way to win this fight, verbally or physically, I just plopped my head on the ground and groaned. For some reason, I found it really difficult to lay down properly, my legs felt weird.. Oh right, horse now.
>”By the way… Like I said BEFORE!” He emphasized every word he said. “My. Name. Is. DISCORD! Not ‘Ow Chang’! I am the God of Chaos! Not a pool noodle!”
>After finding a proper position to lay down, Discord knocked on my head, making a ‘clunking’ sound each time he knocked. But I tried to give him the cold shoulder.
>Hey, maybe I shouldn’t give him a hard time… Besides the fact that he had teleported me out of my own world against my own will, used me as his own entertainment, and now is quizzing me on some really unfair stuff…
>Yeah, I had every right to hate him.
>”Are you even listening? Ugh, kids these days, am I right folks?” An invisible crowd began applauding and laughing at his remark while Discord bowed down several times. “Thank you! Thank you! I’ll be here yesterday!”
>Noticing how glum I was, he stopped his act and hovered down towards me.
>”Hmmm… Even after you’ve admitted defeat several times, you somehow get up and fight back…Regardless of how you look now.. I have to say, your perseverance is very interesting…” I grunted at his comment, jerking myself away from him.
“Hmph… Why do you care…?”
>”Because you seem to have a knack for causing a fuss and some… trouble…”
>Discord gave a toothy grin, a fang protruding proudly from his smile. He hovered down and flicked something on top of my head, making a ‘DOOOING’ sound.
>”And yet you have failed to acknowledge the gift I have given you. I thought some sort of appreciation would come forward.”
“Don’t change the subject! What do you mean I have a knack- Wait, what? What’s this?”

>>28057056
>I attempted to reach up towards the thing he flicked, but I couldn’t grab it with these stupid hooves. Discord pulled a unicorn horn off my head, spitting and rubbing it, causing it to sparkle and shine.
>”To think I let you come here and the only thing you do is quarrel; well this might be better than I thought...” He rubbed his hands together slowly while chuckling lightly.
>He slaps the horn back on my head, flattening it. It pops back out after a couple of seconds. I have a little fire left in me, let’s see if he sees THIS! I make a final leap towards him, pushing my legs as much as I could off the ground.
“YOU LITTLE…”
>Only I was stopped… Midair… Again… Discord has a point, I should stop picking fights I can’t win… Instead of giving his usual mocking tone, he approached me warmly. He gave me a friendly smile.
>”Ahah! I knew I chose the right gal for this ‘project’.” He elbows me with his arm playfully. “I really like the way you take things, Anon. Really... Makes it all the more amusing... BUT!” A dramatic pause, he stared at me with cold eyes. My eyes locked in place, I couldn’t move them, even if I tried.
>”Number one... Do NOT, under ANY circumstance, hurt ANYPONY. You heard me Do NOT-”
“YEAH! Yeah… I heard you… Jeez…”
>”No need to be so snappy, you’re not making a good impression when it comes to LISTENING TO DIRECTIONS-”
“Holy crap! Can you get more annoying!?!? I get it, don’t hurt anyone!... But that only means you’re the only one on my list…”
>”Yeah yeah, whatever keeps you silent…Number TWO… If you EVER attempt to-”
“Wait, any’PONY’? What does that mean? Wouldn’t that be… In a way, racist towards you-”
>Discord literally takes the edge of my mouth, and zips it up with a zipper. How the did he do that?!? Nevermind… God of Chaos and all that...
>”You say I’m annoying, but you won’t even listen, let alone let me speak!”
“Mmph!”

>>28057072
>”That’s what I thought… Again, number two… Ever attempt to tell our secret to anyone besides each other, I’ll dispose of you like a wrapper on a hayburger…”
“Hmph Mmmph mmph?”
>”Yes, a ‘hay’burger. Ponies don’t eat meat- Ugh, stop changing the topic.”
“Hmmph- Gah! Thanks for unzipping that, it was rusty tasting…”
>”Oh, no problem- Wait… Was that a THANK YOU?” His eyes open wide, each one popping out as they scurry around and on top of me. Examining me from my head to the bottom of my lower hooves.
“Dude, what the heck! That’s gross!”
>I shoo them off using my hoof, causing them to climb back up to their owner. Discord pops and pushes his eyes back into his sockets, causing them to spin around until they realign back. “Oh ho ho… It seems we’re actually getting along…?”
“Don’t get used to it…”
>”Lighten up a bit, enjoy the stay! Because you won’t be going back…” He deepens his voice threateningly at his last remark.
“So you’ll send me back if I’m incompetent? Might as well just tell everyone what you’ve done...”
>He laughs and produces a weird vortex in the air, turning a part of the scenery partially black. “Anon, there are worse places in this dimension I can put you...”
>He opens it up to what looks like a frozen wasteland. A large gust of cold wind knocks me back, my only resource to avoid flying away being a nearby oak tree. I hugged onto the tree for my life, yelling back against the howling wind.
“G-Good…! P-P-Point…!”
>I could even feel the rigid cold gusts surpass my fur, piercing through my skin. ”Now are we going to play nice?”
>Discord closes the portal which cuts off the icy wind allowing me to get back on the ground. The area that the portal released the storm was entirely frozen, even the tree was frozen in place like it was still being pushed by the wind. I faceplanted onto the grass, my face being covered in snow and mud.

>>28057095
>I slowly lift myself up, a mush of brown icky slush sliding off my face. I unamusingly look at Discord as he grins happily next to my face. “So… ready for round two of my little game?” Without looking at him, I respond in a monotone, bland voice.
“Wooo… Why not…?”
>”EXCELLENT!” I leapt into the air as his utter excitement and yell surprised me. In an instant, he snaps his talons once more, teleporting us away from the forest.

>>28057107
Ok, now I'm done for tonight.

>>28056559
accelerator is my favorite anime

>>28057107
Keep your shit out of the anonfilly thread.

>>28057402
I don't have a problem with leaving that thread, I just need to know what the anons want.

No Erf?

Pls bring back erf mode.

>>28050701
"Ehhh...Just don't get touchy."
>You hobble up onto the throne and sit next to Chrysalis. Even in filly form. It was a snug fit. You could feel her flank touching yours.
"....you did this on purpose"
>Chrysalis gently rubbed against you, bringing the side of her head to yours. "Of course I did, the more I can get from you, the better. Don't let it distract you though. Tell me your plans."
>You sigh, and lean a little away from her. While, internally, you did like the attention....you were sure she could already tell.
"Ok, so. How to take over Equestria. First, I'd realize even with my horn. I'd only have one shot to do anything and there's a good chance everything could backfire. In fact, fuck the horn. Let's start fresh. Let's say I go into chemical studies and make a very very powerful drug"
>"What? for healing? How is that supposed to do anything?" Chrysalis was already confused...good
"No no, I don't mean the good type of drug. I mean a drug that's extremely addictive and makes you feel good, but as it wears off, you feel pain and misery."
>"Pain and Misery?" Chrysalis mouth curls into a more cruel smile "I like it already."
>You nod, and start gesturing with your front hooves to express how powerful the drug would be.
"Yeah, it's really dirty stuff. You take it and you'd feel higher than a kite, like...the truest of happiness and love....then? BAM!"
>You smash your hooves together
"The worst feeling in your life! Ok...so now that I have that explained. I'd make a ton of this stuff and go itno a secluded and small town. And like any snake oil salesman. I advertise my wares"

>>28058000
Trips summoned him.
Good work mighty one

>>28052092
I like how this shit looking pic is 1.49mb

>>28058133
And this is how Anon introduced crack to ziggers

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For those wondering, I updated my pastebin... sorry for the delay
http://pastebin.com/u/Elohemian

>>28058133
>"Hmmmm" Chrysalis began to ponder "I'm going to guess you're going to give them the drugs for a very low low price...and then?"
>You snicker, you were already liking the sound of your plan and the fact Chrysalis had taken interest
"Better, I'd give it away for free!....at first. By the end of the week the entire town would be BEGGING to make me their mayor. And then...like dominoes...everything else will fall into place"
>"Very interesting. I didn't think you could possibly be so underhoofed." Chrysalis nuzzles into you "To tell you the truth, it's actually quite attractive"
>You start to blush, but gently push her away.
"Come on, don't. I didn't even get to the best part"
>You look over to Chrysalis, who was giving you the bedroom eyes, turning gently left and right as she had her hooves forward in a cute v. "Well...are you going to look at me. or are you going to continue? Either one is fine....or both would be better"
>egghhh..she was teasing you hard. You just turn away.
"I'll...just continue. Anyway, I'll keep them all in line after that. Having them do whatever I please until my fame as an "honest" mayor is spread far and wide. I'll become so famous that I'll get a meeting with the princesses. I'd only need Celestia and Luna really. And then the real dirty stuff begins"

>>28058241
>You look back on Chrysalis, she wasn't trying to seduce you anymore. She actually looked quite riveted.
>It made you feel confident in your planning.
"I go visit them for a "Grand" meeting. Y'know, to talk about growth and my "Contributions" to Equestria. And then....I show off the drug as a candy. A candy of pure goodness. I don't think I need to say it but, I'll have the castle entirely hooked on the drug. And they will have to suffer and follow all my commands if they want to get more. I'd make sure to bring the most concentrated batch of the drug. It'd warp them enough that they couldn't survive without it...figuratively speaking of course...but still. It'd be a all new kind of hell. I'd make sure to break the princesses in before spreading the drug across Equestria as a candy. And once they are all hooked, the world will be mine!"
>You start to laugh maniacally
"HAHAHAHHA!"
>You raise your hooves in the air
"NOT EVEN TWILIGHT COULD STOP IT, EQUESTRIA WOULD BE NO MATCH FOR THE MACHINATIONS OF A HUMAN DRUG. ALL WOULD HAVE TO BOW TO ME OR SUFFER! and..hehehe...before you say anything. I'd have Celestia send a personal box of the drugs to Cadence and Twilight as well. So they'd be hooked before it spreads across the rest of the world. Then, I'd truly be unstoppable. Anyone who tries to resist it will suffer, and the payment for the drug will always be high thereafter....Brillaint"
>You look over to Chrysalis with a smug smirk
"Don't you think?"

>>28058153
Thanks, those are my 4th trips this week. I keep trying for quads though.

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>>28058517
I think that plan might have some holes.

>>28058517
>Chrysalis giggled and gave you a gentle smile. "I personally think it's a fantastic plan. It's cruel, ingenious. and it gets the job done in a very sneaky way...like a changeling. I love it!"
>Your cruel smirk turns into a happy smile
"You really do? heh, I guess I do have a good mind to be evil if I wanted to be"
>"I agree...." But then Chrysalis leans back onto the other arm of the throne and gives you an adorably cocky smile "But...I do see a few holes"
"Holes?"
>Wut?
"It's perfect! ponies are super dumb when it comes to that kind of thing. Never once did I ever see them have to handle drugs. They will naively fall for it and that's that. You'd be surprised how easily a drug can crush someone's will"
>"And I believe you, the plan is so nefarious that it'd even wipe out my hive due to the fact that it seems you'd be eliminating the concept of love by making everypony have a need.for a drug rather than love. Buuuuut...First, you didn't consider if EVERYPONY would take the drug. There's always the possibility that many wouldn't want your "candy"."
"And? I have kingdoms worth of army now to stomp the opposition"
>"Mhmm, I suppose that's true. But now that everypony else is dependent on the drug. You now have the daunting task of producing enough for everypony."
"Not hard, drugs are made of the most common of resources. I can even have them grown."
>"But for the whole world?"
>.....erm...well, that would be difficult actually. considering it'd have to be taken at a constant.
"Well..I'd have others making it for me"

>>28058627
But then you'd have ponies digging into your drug crops for freebies, or the worked themselves stealing bits for their personal hit. Or maybe no one could last long enough to make a proper or fully grown setup, because they couldn't wait for it. You'd need a properly cognitive, not entirely if at all reliant team of herb growers to support the agenda, anyone that you didn't have to manipulate to follow you, but the only ones willing would have starved off or moved away due to the lack of true sustenance in the environment.

>>28058627
Ah yes, logistics is always the worst problem of all.

>>28058627
>"Others? But you said all would be addicted....well, I suppose you could still have them make the drug. Or have others make it, some you employed who hadn't taken the drug. But then you have the problem of paying them. The royal treasury won't last forever, and from the way you're spreading the drug. Eventually everypony would run out of money. And then....Revolt. And while they are rebelling, your distributors would most likely run off. Chaos and Anarchy would reign, and then eventually....you'll be consumed by the very addiction you created. The ponies will destroy you looking for it. There pain will become yours a million fold. And darkness will be the last thing you ever see. Quite simply Anon, you can't keep it up forever."
>....shit
"W-well, I could always lower the pri...then I'd run out of supplies even faster. ergh, and yeah, having others make it for me risks the fact they'd sell it on their own. And a whole world's supply would be.....ARGH!"
>You fall backwards onto the back of the throne, defeated, crossing your front legs defiantly
"Well...atleast it would work for awhile"
>"Awwww, don't take it so hard Anon. It was still a good plan to me...just not a perfect one. It's something you couldn't hold together. But atleast you'd still taste victory" Chrysalis gently nuzzles into you "And here I thought you didn't have it in you. I really am impressed. I'm being honest"
"Well..."
>You sigh
"Thanks I guess...but it doesn't make me evil y'know, it's just I can think evil thoughts."
>"I figured, still impressed. So.." Chrysalis stops nuzzling and gives you a gentle grin "Is things working out between you and your "marefriend"?"
>You nod
"Yeah...it is"
>"Have you mated with her yet?"
"N-HEY!."
>You give her a mean look, but she just kisses your nose
>"You're so cute Anon...I can't wait to have fun again as your sister"
>You grumble and hop off the throne.
"Yeah yeah.."
>You turn to face her, still a little miffed

>>28058708
D'aww

>>28058708
"But we'll see how long that lasts until you see that being nice and good is what is best. Hell, you could still feed and be good at the same time. I fail to see the problem honestly"
>Chrysalis just smiles at you with careless abandon "Of course you don't, it's because you also have the naivete of a pony. I don't blame you. It just makes you more adorable...or annoying and making me want to destroy you. It depends, a queen such as myself have to make important decisions every once in awhile. And I prevent myself from destroying you when opportunity arises simply because our friendship actually means something to me. Something you haven't fully grasped yet"
"But do you really consider...never mind. You're just going to try to seduce me after i ask that question"
>Chrysalis nods "I don't need to try, it works everytime. You're a sexually active colt to a high degree. It's so easssyyy. And don't tell me you don't like it...you enjoy my special attention Anon...I know you do"
>She was right. Really, anyone would enjoy the attention. Especially form one who could turn into their waifu.
"...only because I'm a male. Morally, I think it's wrong..or..."
>Wait a minute...the way she reacted to Fluttershy
>"Or?" She noticed you giving a smug smile, she didn't like it
"Or..."
>You climb back up onto the throne and start nuzzling into her instead, even gently hugging her and closing your eyes.
"Or..we can be like actual brother and sister. Nuzzle, hug, and you could sleep next to me, protecting me from awful nightmares and scary shadows. I'd wuv a protective sister to sleep next with. I'd hug onto you and tell you how much I love you every day. And we can fly kites and go on picnics and-OMPH"
>Chrysalis pushes you off the throne "Ok...I get it. Ugh...that's too much Anon" She reeverts back to her normal form as she looks down upon you with utter disgust. "Way too much"

>>28058775
>You fall on your back and yelp a tiny yelp, then look back up at her and grin, the fall wasn't too bad to distract you
"Is it my queen? You wouldn't want a little prince to love and protect?"
>Chrysalis sticks her tongue out in disgust "Egghh, that's not what I meant by you being a changeling. And I can already see where this is going. So I think our time this evening has come to an end."
>You snicker as you stand up, brushing yourself off
"I guess, sad you can't handle a taste of your own medicine."
>"That's because you like my attention, you know I hate THAT kind of attention being so deliberately "sweet and kind."
>You just smile, and nearly have a laugh about it
"Whatever you say sis....Well, it's probably getting late anyway. I need to go to bed for school tomorrow. Seeya tomorrow!"
>You turn to walk towards the stairs out of the basement when Chrysalis says something to you
>"You mean Goodnight"
>hmm?
"Goodnight?"
>You turn back to face her
>"Yes...Goodnight, don't leave me domain without wishing me a goodnight."
>That...was odd..and sudden
"Don;t you mean bad night?"
>"Don't patronize me Anon, that sounds like what a lame villain from a puppet show would say. I'm asking you for something simple. Don't make me go and throw you down the stairs." She looked at you, annoyed with your statement.
>But you only found it odd....huh...

>>28058826
>You hesitate not because you're scared, but because it seemed so odd.
"...Are you ok? It just doesn't seem like you"
>"Do I need to explain things again Anon? I told you last time it was the LAST time. You're going to regret if I have to explain myself"
>hmmmm...She was serious. But was it because she wanted to turn good? Atleast, some part of her?..or..did she take the friendship seriously?...hmm
>Well, she did seem agitated. So..why not give her a goodbye she'd actually like.
>You take a bow, and give her a gentle smile
"No, I got it. So...goodnight, my queen"
>"That's better....mnnn.." Chrysalis seemed to be having a little struggle of her own. "Goodnight..Anon. Now go..."
>You look at her for a moment, then walk back all the way to your room.
>Strange, the visit went well overall. But that "goodnight".
>You hop into bed and gently snuggle into your blanket as you gave it some thought.
>It was odd, but she seemed to be taking the friendship seriously. Or it was another trick...or something.
>But...you had a feeling that was no trick. But, as you put just a little more thought into it. It..no..it still made little sense.
>egh...probably not a good idea to put too much thought into it. Just ride it, and see where it takes you.
>You close your eyes, and let yourself drift off to sleep.

>>28058923
>you sleep...until there is a tapping at your window
>A tapping?
>You put your pillow over your ears, trying to block out the noise....until you hear.
>"Anonnn....Annnonnn"
>.......that voice.
>Your ears perk up as you push the pillow away.
>That voice...
>You hop off the bed and look towards the window....now things got really odd.
>"Anon, can you open the window? I want to talk to you..in private..outside..where the hive cannot hear"
>It was Chrysalis. Private? What in the fuck?
>But you look into her face, she looked pleading and gentle. Did she...Did she do a heel turn on her feelings? Or did she want to privately sort her feelings out with you...woah, this could be the breakthrough you were looking for!
>You open the window
"Chrysalis, are you alright?"
>She nods "...I'm not. I...am having strange feelings. Feelings I can only sort out with you. Can you follow me? You don't need to worry about falling, there doesn't seem to be any true gravity out here"
"Yeah, I figured it'd be like that out there..but private, really? What is so bad that you need to talk to me in private?"

>>28058956
>"Anon, I really can't say it here. I don't want the hive thinking I have grown weak"
>....oohhhh shiiiiiieeett
"..Ok, sure. We can go to that small island floating over there to talk. But Chrysalis, are you sure it's THAT important? What exactly are you feeling"
>Chrysalis looked down in shame, and pointed to her chest where her heart would be, then she gently reached and touched your heart. "I feel a warmth"
>OH SHIIEETTT..DONE DEAL!
"Ok, we'll go over there and talk"
>You carefully climb over the window, holding onto it until you were sure it'd be safe to hop off. You then jump towards the island with Chrysalis next to you. It was frightful at first, then kind of fun. Gravity began to set in when you reached the island however. Nothing major, it was like 1/4 of earth's. You felt much lighter.
>And there you stood. You and Chrysalis....it was time to finish the job.
"So..what's wrong Chryssi?"
>"Anon..." She sighed, looking miserable and unsure "I've been feeling these feelings of love and care. These feelings...are not feelings a changeling queen should have. And yet...the more I feel them. The more..it seems right"
>YES!
"Chrysalis...it's ok to feel those feelings. That means you're understanding what it means to be good. It isn't bad, y'know? I promise I can get things set for you. But you have to be honest with me. You're not lying? not at all? not a teeny bit?"
>"No...these feelings are true. They overwhelm me. And yet, I cannot stop not wanting it. Anon..please believe me. Right now, I don't think I'm ready to face the ponies."
"Hey..."
>You look at her with soft gentle eyes

>>28058989
"Don't sweat it, we'll just take babysteps ok? All you have to do is act nice as my sister and everything will go great. I can meet up with Celestia and show her your progress. And then eventually. Bam! You're living among ponies and still getting food. Protecting and helping eachother and all that great stuff."
>Chrysalis smiled a sheepish smile "A-anon...do you really mean that? I..I don't know what to say. Anon..can we go a little further? I want to show you something..something that..looking upon it's beauty. made me realize how beautiful the world can be"
>You nod
"Hey sure, no problem"
>Chrysalis giggled happily "Thank you Anon, and don't you worry. Once Discord let's me become your sister. I'll make sure to make everything right by you"
"Hey, you'll do....."
>Wait.....
"come again?"
>"Your sister Anon, I know you may have feared that day. But I promise to make it a good experience for you."
>.....
>..................
>.............................................
>.........................................................
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THAT AIN'T CHRYSALIS!
"I see...ahrm. Well, I look forward to that. And I'd really love to see this place you mentioned. Buuuut, I do have school tomorrow and I need my sleep. But we can see it tomorrow. Promise"
>"Anon, why? Why can't we see it now?" She asked, looking a little frantic.
>Nope...don't even fucking take chances. DON'T.
>You reach your hoof to your horn to place it on your head. "Chrysalis" was close, but not close enough to react and catch you.
>That is, she didn't need to catch you...her tongue lashes out like a chameleon and snatches and pulls the horn talisman right off your neck, detaching it from it's latch, and slinging it to the ground behind herself.
>And then..she smiled evilly.
>"I've been waiting a long time for this...."

and thats it for the night

>>28059022
F U C K

>>28059022
>tfw you remember anon already used the charge
KEK

>>28059205
>tfw you remember the horn gets a charge at midnight

but i forgot to write anon groggily looking at his clock

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>>28059022

>>28059022
O shit

>>28059022
Hory shit, the captain came back

>>28059022
Is this the captain? Why does he have a tongue that long? What is going on

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>>28060649
Bug tongue.

>>28060725
Yoooooooo, Bunny the drawfag is finally back!

I've been reviewing the plot for my story, and so far not sure on which way to go. Writers block.
I want to change the pace compared to most stories on here, instead of slice of life, it'll be adventurous and more intense. More fighting, twists, lore and all that involved.
Not sure if you guys would be interested, because you all mostly seem to like the calming slice of life stuff.

>Anon will have a dark past, not too dark, just something pretty bad happening that makes him feel guilty and depressed.
>Anon's life will pick up and become more lighthearted to balance 'the edge'. This will be his motivation for going back, his life being in its prime after all the shit.
>Most of the story at the beginning will be lighthearted epic adventure of Anon screwing around trying to find a way back home.
>Inb4 dark twist sometime in there. Basically truth revealed about all the shit.
>Characters in the show that haven't had their past explained will be explained, some being dark, some being bright. Depends.
>Anon will be venturing outside Equestria, where everything isn't so 'sunshine and rainbows'.
>OC's. Probably a shit ton. muh erf and elo OTP, u-unf...
>Ending will not be shit edge and happy. Because why not

Since edge is a topic you guys don't like, just wanted to ask, since this is a very VERY general and vague description of the way I want to take my story.
Despite all shitposting and memes, emotionally, it will be edgy. Not to a high degree of a depressed emo teenager who cuts himself every night because he's too insecure.
No, Anon is not going to go around slicing heads off with a katana, but he isn't going to be a goody two shoes either, not following some of the moral rules.

So just a heads up before I waste 4 hours on the next chapter, since that chapter will start to unravel the main plot and drive for Anon.
And yes, I continue to do lewd. Luna X Anon is next

>>28061108
You could always just continue the fucking stort instead of revealing a twist that will have a major tonal shift. Just continue writting, goddamn.

Also Anon x Fluttershy is clearly the best option

>>28059022
rip anon

or more likely rip captain because discord is going to turn you inside out

>>28060649
dont you hate cliffhangars?

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>>28061407
At this point Chrysalis might even turn him inside out. Sounds like she's starting to turn into a big softie for anon.

>>28061210
>revealing a twist that will have a major tonal shift
The twist is what I've been building my story up upon... Just taking that out would crumble the foundation of the entire thing.
I'm asking more on the lines of, if you guys don't want it, I won't do it, because I'd be wasting my time. If you do, I'll do it. Simple as that.

> major tonal shift
That's debatable. It won't be as dark and grim as you think. It'll just be a major conflict that arises from something devastating.
Basically Anon learns the truth about everything, leading him to make a drastic decision. Hence the whole idea of him going to Tirek for help
If I continue the story as lighthearted as it is, the ending won't make any sense and Anon's motivation will have no backbone to it.

The tone will shift when it has to in order for things to make sense, or else you get the train wreck of what I had last time.
I'll figure a way to balance it so it doesn't feel like you walked out of Toys R Us, only to be forced into Hot Topic.

>Just continue writting, goddamn.
I just said I had writers block, mate. It's not as simple as that. Unless you're god tier like Erf

>Also Anon x Fluttershy is clearly the best option
Maybe one day, Anon... Maybe one day...

>>28061210
Anon/Flutslut is terrible, go shove a white hot poker up your ass

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>>28061571
kill yourself

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>>28061617
you first, faggot.
Fluttershit is worst pony by far

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>>28061654
>thinking any of them are worst
kill
yourself

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>>28061676
I agree with this one. >>28061654 Please proceeed to self-terminate.

>>28061704
Let me clarify that i was agreeing with >>28061676.

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>>28061654
Kys

Flutts is toppest of cutes

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>>28061719
>>28061676
Fluttershit is literaly just U-UH OH I-I S-SURE WISH I-I HAD A F-FUCKING BALLS-SACK ONIICHAN the character
shes the pony equivalent of K-On
Get some fucking tastes you shitty little plebs

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>>28061755
That's nice.

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>>28061755
k

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>>28061767
>>28061777

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>>28061777
>>28061767

>So the lizard’s name is Spike… And this thing is supposed to be a dragon…
>You feel something poking you and hear a squeaky voice ”Is something wrong, Anon?”
>This feel of despair and sadness… was Discord behind this? If so, he really crossed the line this time…
>A soft and gentle voice answers Sweetie Belle’s question “Oh I think that Anon is just surprised, he told me that he had never seen a dragon before”
>The purple abomination giggles and gives you a smirk ”Well, in that case, it's just natural that he’s surprised to see me! I’m such a sight to see, especially with these babies” the lizard flexes his arms as if to show that he was strong and kisses his arm’s muscles… or more like the lack of it
>This makes the three mares laugh… but you… this was a deep offense that needed to be repaid
>You open your mouth to speak but Rarity interrupts you ”In all seriousness, I think that little Anon’s reaction is completely justified considering that he’s new in Equestria and everything must be new to him, isn’t that right Anon?” She turns her attention to you with a kind smile in her face and gives you a little wink.
>Those eyes… those beautiful eyes… goddamn it was really hard to be mad when you were in the presence of this angel.
>You gulp and swallow all of your previous anger… you can’t look bad in front of her, hell Fluttershy seemed to be nice, even if she gave you the feeling that she was kind of a hippie and Sweetie Belle hasn’t done anything to you.
>You reply with a meekly voice
“Y-Yeah… I mean”
>You clear your throat and shake your head, forgetting the massive let down that you just experienced
“That much is true, Twilight told you about me right?”
>Rarity and Fluttershy nods while Sweetie Belle shakes her head… and the lizard crosses his arms and sighs
>”Nope! But I heard from you when I read Rarity’s magazines!” Sweetie Belle exclaims with excitement as she brings herself a little closer to you

>>28062262
>This makes you chuckle a little, this little girl seemed alright “Well, what Rarity said is true, everything in Equestria is new to me. We didn’t have dragons where I come from, and now that I think about it, I really don’t know what other kind of creatures live here”
>”Oh! I’m sorry to interrupt” Fluttershy takes a seat and serves you a cup of tea, you could see that she was excited about something “In that case, m-maybe I could speak with Twilight so we could arrange with your mothers a field trip so I could teach you all sorts of stuff about the woodland critters that live in Equestria… i-if you want of course” Fluttershy shrinks a little but you can still see a big smile on her face
>While learning about rabbits sounds super gay… eh why not, she’s actually really cute… and you could spend more time with your other angel: Twilight “sexy purple ass” Sparkle
“That sounds lovely, and that is something that I will definitely tell my moms about"
>Rarity claps her hooves cheering at the idea ”I simply must agree with Anon! Maybe I could design something special for that! Tell me Anon, what kind of clothes do you like?”
“Well…”
>This wasn’t an easy question since you don’t know what horses wear, and you don’t know if clothes have like the same name as the ones that humans use.
>You rub the back of your head.
“I really didn’t have much in my old home… And I haven’t really get any clothes since I got here”
>”Oh my!” Rarity gasps in shock “This simply cannot be! Nopony should live without clothes that they can call their own! Especially somepony that is such a gentlecolt as yourself, I would be committing a major sin against fashion if I didn’t make you something to go nicely with you!”
>What? What the hell was that about? And why was that important? Most ponies you’ve seen go around naked anyways… but more importantly
“Excuse me for asking this, Rarity. But do you work with some designer as a model?”

>>28062296
>This makes Rarity giggle a lot “Oh! How nice of you! But no, I AM a designer. I own my own boutique here in ponyville named the carrousel boutique, and actually I want to expand my horizons so I am planning to get a second boutique in Canterlot!”
“Heh, I would love to help you with that second boutique, but sadly I don’t know much about Canterlot, but you are a fashionista then? That’s nice! Even if I also don’t know much about that kind of subject”
>Rarity rubs her chin for a moment before making an “AHA!” face “Considering that you don’t have a cutie mark that I could make any assumptions upon… Why you don’t tell me what kind of stuff you like, so I can design something based around your tastes?”
>You open your mouth to speak but a certain filly interrupts you
>Sweetie Belle puts both hooves on the table and leans closer to you ”Oh Rarity is right! You don’t have a cutie mark! You are just like me!”
>Oh fucking hell, this shit about the magical tattoo again
>You shake your head and give Sweetie Belle a polite smile
“That is correct… but I’m really not in a hurry to get it either, I rather to take my time to figure out what makes me special”
>Rarity nods to herself “That is really mature, maybe somepony could learn from you” she looks at her sister with an arrogant smirk which is returned by Sweetie Belle sticking her tongue to her
>”But, I’m sure that you will need help with that, right?” Sweetie Belle asks you with some vague hint of hope in her voice
>Oh no, fuck that shit, you don’t want anything that she was planning
“Yeah… I guess… so that’s why my friend Cherrywood is helping me with that”
>”Oh” This kills any enthusiasm that Sweetie Belle had as she plummets onto her seat and limits herself to drink tea
“Now… as for Rarity’s question….uhhhm”
>You look at the ceiling for a moment before letting out a slight chuckle… well; they would find that you’re actually kind of a nerd anyways
>You let out a nervous chuckle

>>28062317
“I’m actually pretty good when it comes to things like math and physics to the point where it became a big part of my life”
>”Ooooh I’m really bad at that… think you could help me with my homework?” Sweetie Belle is the first to answer as she again moves closer to you
>You give her a polite smile and nod
“If it's about math, Sure, I don’t have any problem with that”
>”Sweetie Belle!” Rarity snaps at her sister
>”B-but he said that it's fineee” She answers with a pleading voice, but that doesn’t last long as the little filly lowers her head in shame when she sees her sister’s angry glare
>”Rarity, if I may” Fluttershy interrupts “I think that something nice and simple like a shirt and tie would be perfect for Anon… but I don’t want to impose of course”
>Rarity rubs her chin before nodding to herself “That’s actually a great idea, but I think that Anon would have to be okay with this first”
>Heh, so basically the stuff that you wore every day for work… meh you were fine with this
“I’m fine with that as long as is a white shirt and the tie is red”
>”Eegh… a little simple for my tastes but if that’s what you want… I guess that will be fine” Rarity was a little disgusted by this, but nonetheless she complied with this
>You rub the back of your head again and chuckle nervously, but then a thought hits you
“Oh yeah! About Fluttershy’s plan I’m wondering if Twilight will be ok with this”
>”That won’t be a problem considering she pretty much doesn’t shut up about you” The mutant salamander grabs a seat and takes a bite of one of the muffins.
>Oh shit, Twilight has been talking about you and is not to tell her friends that you are a weirdo from another dimension? Finally, some good news!
>But Rarity doesn’t take this as a compliment since she raises an eyebrow and looks at the lizard with an inquisitive gaze “Spike, is something the matter?”

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>>28060725
Oh Fuck I just noticed, IS GETTING FIXED! YES! THANK YOU!

>>28062415
>He glares at you for a moment, and then takes another bite of the muffin ”Oh nothing, nothing at all… Just sayin’ that Twilight would be delighted about this”
>None of you swallow that excuse, he was definitely angry about something… something about you.
“Did… I say something wrong?”
>You don’t care about the lizard, fuck that asshole. What was worrying you was that you might’ve upset those three gals.
>”Oh no, nothing at all, quite the contrary in fact! You have been a real gentlecolt, Anon” Rarity answers with a polite and amicable tone while she serves you another cup of tea
>And then you notice that this little fucker got madder when Rarity talked to you… hmm maybe it's time to test something...
“Thanks Rarity! So Fluttershy…” You change your focus to the yellow horse “How come that you live so close of the Everfree? I’ve been told that it's incredibly dangerous”
>”Oh! It is, when you go reaaaally deep, but tons of cute little critters live in the outskirts, and well… I feel like it's my responsibility to take care of those poor animals when they need it”
>Oh Jesus Christ… She was like the pony version of fucking PETA…. Euuughhh…. Fuck it, she’s still nice…. But now she’s definitely not as nice as Luna
“Ooh… so you take care of the animals that live in the woods?”
>Fluttershy happily nods “Mmmhmm and I also take care of the ones that live in Ponyville too!”
>Oh, so she’s a vet… ok that’s much better than her being just a hippie or worse… a Mormon
>”She even takes care of manticores!” Sweetie Belle chimes in, looking at you with a mix of excitement and bubbly eyes
>Manticores? Like Wind Rider? Man THAT was impressive
>Fluttershy blushes a little and tries to be as humble as possible “It's not that big of a deal, they can be really nice when you actually take your time to meet one”

>>28062485
>You really feel the need to mention Luna’s friend, but you remember that she made you promise to not tell a soul about her secret garden… so fuck it, do it for Luna, and hold the need to brag about your manticore friend
“I have never seen one, only heard about them, but nonetheless, I think that you are really brave, Fluttershy”
>”Thank you, Anon… Oh do you want another muffin?” She kindly offers you another one but you politely decline
>You take a look again at Spike who was still glaring at you, but calmer than before…. Hmmm so it wasn’t about Fluttershy, so that probably means that
“No, thanks… so Rarity will you join us in our little field trip?”
>”Oh nononono” Rarity nervously laughs “I couldn’t stand to get my hooves dirty from all the mud that the forest has”
>Awwwww
“Oh… How about a picnic then? Or maybe a dinner at the castle?”
>Rarity raises an eyebrow and gives you a sly grin “Oh my, if I didn’t know better I would say that you are trying to hit on me”
>You put your leg on the table, or your elbow… whatever, leaning forward and make a dashing face to her
“Well, maybe you are not wrong about that” you finalize with a little wink.
>”Pffft, oh Anon!” That makes Rarity and Fluttershy laugh pretty hard, Sweetie Belle too… and you had to admit that you were chuckling a lot too.
>You take a glimpse at Spike… And that was it! He was grinding his teeth and was looking at you with a murderous glare; He got mad because Rarity was giving you more attention.
>Hmmm, Luna seems to be taking a while to get here, and while you certainly are having fun chatting with those two… maybe this little salamander has something interesting to say, he seems to know Twilight anyways
>When the laughter dies off, you decide to make your move. You turn to the little salamander and give him a big smirk
“So Spike, I’ve noticed that you are awfully silent, why don’t you tell me about yourself? You mentioned Twilight… Are you close with her?”

>>28062506
>“Yeah… maybe…” He replies with a disinterested tone and continues to chew off the muffin.
>This takes everyone by surprise; you certainly didn’t expect him to be this blatant about his anger… what a fucking bitch.
>Rarity immediately scolds the little faggot ”Spike!? What kind of manners of those? That’s not the Spikey-Whikey I know!”
>”But….rrrrrg…. ok…. Yeah…” he swallows his pride and finishes his muffin “I live with her…. I’m actually her number one assistant” You can see that despite his anger, he actually remarked that last part with a lot of pride.
>He tries to grab another muffin, but notices that the plate that was closest to him was out of them, realizing this; Spike lets out a small “hmph” in frustration.
> You rest your head on your hoof and can’t help to give him an arrogant smile and raise an eyebrow.
“That’s very interesting, but I have another question for you, Spike”
>Using your magic you hand him over a muffin from the plate that was on your side of the table.
>”Yeah? What is it?” You could tell that he was starting to be fed up with you, but he reluctantly accepts the muffin and takes a bite
>You look at Rarity who was baffled at Spike’s attitude
“Do you help Rarity too?”
>Spike immediately reacts with anger at your question ”What do you care about…”
>”Spike!” Oh man this time it was Fluttershy who snapped back at him “That is just rude! Please don’t be so mean”
>Spike crosses his arms and musters with annoyance “Y-yeah, I help her too”
>Rarity turns to you and gives you a reassuring smile “That is correct, despite the little tantrum he is throwing right now and that I hope he apologizes for, my little Spikey-Whikey is quite the helpful assistant! Isn’t that right my little Spike?”
>Spike blushes hard by this, he rubs the back of his head and answers with a meekly voice “Y-yeah… hehehe”

>>28062517
>Hmmmm, so he’s actually lucky enough to live with Twilight… but come one, being proud about having the role of an assistant? If he had said partner it would’ve been more understandable, then there’s the fact that Rarity seems to have him by the balls….
>You can only conclude that despite acting tough, he’s just a little bitch
“I’m sure that being a fashion designer must be pretty tiresome, I really only know the way of science, but I had a couple of friends that like yourself were artists… and oh boy, they really needed help from all the work they usually had to do”
>Rarity turns to you ”Oh my, I’m truly impressed with you Anon… unlike certain “prince” I met once, you really seem fitted to be in royalty!”
>Oh man, thank god that she didn’t know you very much, because if she saw how you actually talked and acted… well, maybe she would change her opinion
“Yeeaaah…. Hehehe….. I guess…. ”
>Sweetie Belle rubs her chin for a moment before coming with an idea ”Oh I know! Maybe you can come and help Rarity sometime when she opens her boutique in Canterlot!”
>”That is actually a fantastic idea, Sweetie Belle! That way you will always have a boutique to get nice clothes from!” Rarity looks at you, fully convinced on this little plan
>But just before you can reply, you hear the sound of a plate falling to the ground and a chair being pulled off
>”Excuse me… I have to go out for a moment” Spike says, anger in his voice, before rushing to the front door.
>The three mares looks at each other, baffled that this little asshole could act this way
“You’ll have to excuse me too”
>”Where are you going Anon?” Fluttershy asks worried
“I’m going to talk with him, is clear that he’s angry at me and I want to settle this”
>This doesn’t convince Fluttershy as she slightly raises her voice to protest ”B-but are you sure that this is a good idea? Because-“

>>28062539
>Rarity interrupts her friend before looking at you and nodding to you so as a gesture that you had her confidence ”No, Fluttershy, I think that Anon is right, they need to talk in private about this”
>”O-ok… but please, please please, don’t fight, ok?” Fluttershy asks even more worried now
>You nod and give the three mares a confident smile
“Don’t worry, I know what I’m going to say to him”
>And with that you exit the cottage. You look around; the dark clouds over ponyville were now gone so that probably means that probably Luna was on her way.
>You also notice the little purple cunt standing on the bridge that lead to the cottage, he was breathing heavily, claws curved into a fist.
>You call out for him
“Yo, Spike!”
>”Go away, Anon…. I don’t want to speak with you” he still wasn’t facing you, in fact he tries to run but you hold him in place with the help of your magic
>When he realizes that in fact, he couldn’t move he started to struggle but to no avail ”I said let me go!”
“No until we talk about this. I don’t know what your problem is, but I don’t think that how you acted back there was justified, but probably I’m wrong, so why you don’t tell me what is going inside that head of yours”
>While still struggling to set himself free, the little bitch yells at you ”Don’t talk to me as if you were Twilight! Now let me go or else!”
>You raise an eyebrow and walk towards him
“Or else what? You can’t move right now and I just want to talk, so why don’t we talk like the civilized persons that we are”
>But Spike only yells back ”I’m warning you Anon!”
>This only makes you chuckle
“Well, as the civilized person that I am at least. But come on what are you going to do-WHOAH!”
>You hear a burp and a little green flame comes from the mouth of Spike, luckily it was a very short one because otherwise you would be burning right now

>>28062549
>You hear a burp and a little green flame comes from the mouth of Spike, luckily it was a very short one because otherwise you would be burning right now
>”Or I’ll do that!” Spike snorts at your initial reaction
>Instead of giving him the satisfaction of letting him know that you actually got scared from the little flame, you give him an arrogant smile and let out a little giggle
“So that’s how you want to play? Fine by me”
>You raise him up in the air with your magic and spin him like a little wheel, and then you slam him into the ground with some force to make him yelp but not enough to actually hurt him
“Now, I don’t want to do that again, so why we just don’t have a nice talk, do you like that?”
>”I-I saw her first…” You hear Spike whimper as he tries to get up
>You raise an eyebrow
“Excuse me?”
>”I said that I saw her first! I don’t care that you are some sort of second hand prince! I saw Rarity first!” He finally gets up and yells at you, face red with anger
>You roll your eyes; you seriously can’t believe that he was acting like this just because Rarity was being chill with you
“So that’s it? You almost burned me because your crush was acting nice and polite with me? Pffft you are really something, you know that?”
>Spike growls and tries to regain what remained from his dignity ”W-well you just slammed me into the ground like I was some kind of dirt! Geez, I was already tired of hearing about you from Twilight “Ooooh why didn’t Celestia pick me as Anon’s tutor” “Ooooooh Anon did this dumb spell” Who cares! And now you come here and try to steal Rarity from me!”
>You give him a smirk and chuckle
“Oh please you really need to get a reality check, she’s a fully grown mare, and you are a kid… hell I’m a kid, there’s no chance that she will look at someone like us in the same way that you look at her”

>>28062577
>Spike shakes his head and yells back”S-shut up! I don’t buy anything that you’ve told Rarity, I bet that you are as bad as that newspaper said, and I don’t care what Twilight or Rarity says about you, I know that you are up to no good!” he then starts to charge against you, ready to tackle you.
>Ok this was getting annoying, you use your magic again, this time you focus a little more and hold him entirely in place. You even use an extra amount of magic to prevent him from opening his mouth
> He was struggling to get free again, always glaring at you with anger. You walk towards him, looking him in the eyes with a stoic but still annoyed glare
>You were already fed up with this kid, if he didn’t understand by reason, then you are going to make him calm down the hard way.
“Now I want you to listen to me, because here is what is going to happen: We are going to return to the cottage and tell them that everything is fine now, and you better follow my instructions because if you do not, then I’m going to tell them that you tried to burn me with that green flame of yours, and you really don’t want Rarity to think that her little Spikey-whikey tried to do such an awful thing, do you?”
>You release your magic grip from his mouth, it was a risky move considering that you were very close to him and he could just set you on fire, but you needed.
>”Hnnng” he tries to release himself to no avail, you can even see some tears forming in the corner of his eyes “Y-you wouldn’t do… that”
“I would and I will, I’m tired of trying to be gentle with you, I don’t care that you hate me for such stupid reason, you are going to pretend that we are buddies now and stop giving trouble to those three mares that has been nothing but friendly to me and you. Now, do we have an understanding or are you so dense as to screw your life over such a pitiful tantrum”

>>28062586
>Spike narrows his eyes and lets out a growl in defeat “Fine, you win! But I still don’t like you”
>You release him, but since he was still struggling very hard, he falls flat on his face to the ground letting out a little yelp from the impact
“As I said, I don’t care, now start walking… buddy”
>And so you and Spike return to the cottage and fake a newly form friendship. It certainly felt awful to lie to Rarity and Fluttershy but the other option was more troublesome
>After a few moments, Discord appears with Luna under his arm, she was yelling at him to let her go while struggling with all her strength to set herself free.
>When she sees you, Discord finally let her go as she dashes to give you a bear hug. You explain to her what happened and that you spent a pleasant evening with both Rarity and Fluttershy.
>As you had expected, they invite Luna and even Discord to join you in the little tea party which Luna’s agree
>Is not hard to imagine that despite Discord’s shenanigans, you still had a pleasurable experience with Luna, and the other wonderful mares.
>As for Spike, he kept glaring at you when he though no one was looking, but you returned every glare with a huge shit eating grin.

>>28062593
>When it was time to say your goodbyes, Spike surprisingly stops you and asks if he can tell you something in private inside the kitchen
>You agree, and follow Spike. When he makes sure that no one else was there, he turns to you and narrows his eyes, claws curved into a fist ”Listen “buddy” you might act nice and innocent around everypony, but I know that is a lie… I can’t prove it, but I can feel that you are lying, and I swear that I’m going to get you sooner or later”
>Oh this shit again, okay; maybe you’ll humor him this time. You walk towards him with a big shit eating grin on your face and whisper into what you thought were his ears. “I want to see you try, you purple little cuck”
>And with that you walk out of the kitchen not before giving him a little wink. When you say your goodbyes join Luna who was already at the door, you see something that sent a chill down your spine
> Discord sitting at the table, grinning at you and giving you a thumb up
>”Ready to go my little star?” Luna asks with a kind voice while gently stroking your mane
“Y-yeah, lets…go”
>And with that you finally leave Fluttershy’s cottage, you could tell that it wasn’t that late since the sun haven’t even started to set, so you figure that you could do something else with Luna before returning to the castle.

And that's it, I hope that you guys enhoyed this update which was quite hard to write. Also, I suppost Anon x Fluttters lewd instead of Luna

>>28062611
Man PhD needs to be careful, he's making more enemies than friends and the friends he does have don't know what he's really like.
It's all going to come crashing down on him. Dude is probably going to build something dangerous that will fuck stuff up. Just like Tony built Ultron
Anon Avengers when?

>>28062793
Now that you mention Tony, I really felt like PhD talks like him, especially when he froze Spike with his magic and told him to stop being a bitch, hell his smooth behaviour in this chapter really felt like Tony

>>28062793
Spike is a ponce. easily dealt with once he simmers down. Spikes reasoning is jealousy and annoyance. His friendship can be bought as long as you also assure him you mean no trouble.

>>28062921
In PhDs case. all he has to do is not slip up and chillax and make ammends. But he won't. Spike is still a ponce though. Even if he does something extreme, itll most likely backfire

>>28062793
While in reality PhD won't make ammends with Spike, he's not that dumb as to fuck it up and prove Spike's accusations right. As for Spike, his motives to hate PhD is just pure and childish jealousy and of course the fact that PhD is a sug bastard.

To be fair, Spike has proven to be incredibly incompetent 90% of the times when he tries to be a bad guy, or when he tries to plan anything, so he's not much of a threat rather he will be an annoyance

>>28062611
>"I want to see you try, you purple little cuck"
My sides

I forgot to say but I updated pastebin with chapter 3
http://pastebin.com/wwXDs1eG
Also can't write because I really feel freaking bad today, I don't know if i'm sick or something.

In PhD defense, Spike was being a fucking bitch through the entire chapter

>>28062793
>>28062864
He's Anonthony

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>>28062793
>Tony built Ultron
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>28062459
I didn't get far. Speaking of fixed, I should probablu put those wings on in that other one... Wi love wings, but they are hard 2 draw.

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>>28064695
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, go for it!!! Bunga bunga!

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>>28064695
There's an alternative.

>>28064244
Well I can't say Pym built Ultron since this whole time we have been comparing PhD to Tony. And since PhD built those hands comparing him to MCU Tony is easiest.

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>>28064957
>>28064244
>>28062864
>>28062793
All if you forget a certain superior scientist that is much more similar to PhD Anon in terms of personality, education and degree.

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>>28065085
>PhD Anon was Jeff Goldbloom all along
I didn't know that I wated this, but Jesus that is awesome

>>28065085
>>28065247
Not enough "ums" in his sentences. But he does enjoy correcting people and showing them up.

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>>28065295
If you think about it, when you look at the possibility that may PhD look like pic related, then it just makes even more sense that both Sweetie Belle and Cherrywood fell for him rather than PhD just acting nice and gentlemany with the former and supportive and caring with the later.

>PhD is Jeff Goldbloom
How can Spike even compete?

>>28060725
Yes

>>28060725
>That Twilight tush
Mr Bunny, you are amazing

>>28066269
Page 10

>>28059022
>You automatically knew who it was. You should have realized from the get go it was him, Chrysalis had no reason to be outside your window.
>You felt safe, what was he really going to do to you? Discord was nearby. And even then, you might be able to beat him on your own. He's a changeling like the runt...you might be able to beat him,especially since he's been deprived of a food source. But that tongue...did changelings have long tongues?
"....ehh, . You're the ex-captain right? You're not scary in the least. Y'know that? So ohhhh, you can pretend to be Chryslais. So what? You probably haven't eaten in forever and if you think I'm going to let you have your way just because you're bigger than me then you are wrong. I mean, when's the last time you've eaten? I can kick your ass all over this island. So why don't you just lay off...hmm?"
>"Not afaid? Don't you realize how dire your situation is? Well, I'm not going to destroy you...that honor goes to the runt and my dear queen. I have something SPECIAL in mind for you" "Chrysalis" cackles..almost..in a mad sense.
"...ohhhh"
>You wave your hooves mockingly at him
"what am I going to be, bait?"
>She shakes her head "I don't need you to be bait. I'm going to show you EVOLUTION! The same kind of evolution that will soon come upon the entire hive."
>Evolution?....oh god, did he go insane?
"Yeaaahhh, I'm just going to take my horn and..EEP!"
>"Chrysalis's" horn glows yellow and shoots a bolt of magic right in front of you, making you stop.
"The hell?...yellow?...what?."
>You look up at the fake queen.
>She just smiles insanely at you, bearing teeth as they begin to warp. her entire body begins to warp....what?
"What in the..."
>You start walking backwards as "Chrysalis" changes form into the ex-captain....but...he wasn't a changeling anymore.

>>28061419
Any updates tonight?
I'm dying

>>28066954
Whoops, my bad
>>28066950

>>28066950
>There stood something only resembling a changeling. it's eyes were yellow instead of bright blue. But only the right eye. the left was actually a patch of pony fur, with a regular pony eye with a yellow pupil.
>On his back, was spikes tendrils that waved about as if it was grass in the wind, all lined up evenely from the top of his nack down to his...shark tail?
>His body also had more patches of mismatched pony fur, it almost seemed like those parts were of actual pony. and may be as soft and tender as one. And his horn was much sharper looking from before. sharp and pointy. And his teeth were all sharp and monstrous.
"..Holy..."
>You were amazed in the worst sense
"...What...the fuck happened to you?"
>He let out a quick insane cackle or two inbetween his speech "Oh nothing really, in my search for a way out I may have run into a few portals that changed me...for the better of course.I have surpassed everything in this form, and with my future army, will take over all of Equestria myself! I don't even need to feed on love anymore, I feed on chaos now. And look around us...what do you see?"
>.......shit
"C-chaos?"
>You start to back up, but the moment you do, the excaptain jumps towards you, quick as lightning, and pins you down "DING DING DING! You win Anon, HAHA! And your prize will be wonderful when I make you into something nopony can love! HAHAHA! What do you think?...How great does evolution look like? Tell me! TELL ME!" He says crazily, his eyes full of insanity.
>Oh shit, now you were scared, you couldn't answer. then he made you yelp in pain when he press harder on you.
>"TELL MEEEE!"
>Christ..this guy was fucking nuts.
>And..you could feel the sand of the island under your hooves....hmnnn.
>You had to relax, you had to think. This was your only chance
"mngh...You really wanna know?"
>Suddenly, he calmed down and looked at you with a gentle smile. "Well duh, I did ask"
"Well....if you really wanna know"

"Just come a little closer..."

>>28067051
>..was he crazy enough to fall for this?
>He leans his face closer as he keeps you still with his hoof.
"...ok...and?"
"...ok..so..I think....POCKET SAND!"
>You quickly scoop up sand onto your hoof and throw it right into his pony eye. Making him scream in pain and step backwards, and off of you.
>"You accursed brat! What in the hay was that for! Who even does that!"
>Fuck answering this guy. You quickly get up and make a mad dash for the horn.
>You jump at it, reaching your hoof out.. But the moment your about to touch it, a yellow ball flies right under you mid jump and hits the horn. making it fly further as you fall face first into the sand.
"GYARGHHH...always the head or face....fucking.."
>"That wasn't very nice Anon, didn't that pathetic yellow idiot teach you manners?!" The ex-captain snickered "Or do you just want me to destroy you right...HEY!"
>You were already dragging yourself over to the horn, not paying attention
>"PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M SPEAKING!"
>He shoots another shot from his horn. It misses you, but blasts you right into the air where gravity loses you and you start to float away.
"oh shit, oh shit!"
>You try swimming..and..it surprisingly works....who knew?
>You try swimming back towards the island for the horn. But the Captain flies towards the horn first. oddly enough, he's not even trying to put it on. Instead...oh no....
>You try to flip directions, but you are too late as his launches his long tongue towards you and wraps it around your torso.
>"GOINMG BOWNMB" He blabbered as he swung his head down, making you drop like you were the end of a flail.
>Oh shit! OH SHIT! THIS WAS GONNA HURT!
>...wait..was it?
>As you began to come down, you grab the tongue with your hooves....w-will this even work? You didn't have a moment to think about it..JUST DO!
>You grunted as you pulled at the tongue.
>"Huh..whant's mgomng mon?" The ex captain blubbed as he started to lift off the ground.
>Oh yeah baby, it was working...somehow!

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>>28067223
>POCKET SAND!
I lost it.

>>28067223
"Hey asshole! Hope you like your face in the dirt!"
>You spin around, and counterbalance yourself with the gravity as the Ex-captain swings around, over, and slams back down onto the island.
>"AGGGGGGH!" The ex-captain screams as he is flipped about "THIS ISM IMPOMMBLE!" is the last thing he gets out before touchdown.
"Yeah! HAHAHA!"
>You laugh in triumph
"Heh...hey, this fighting thing isn't so hard. Guy is a fucking picasso come to life and I'm kicking his ass left and...wait.."
>You noticed you were floating far away from the island.
"Shit! Now's not the time to get smug Anon, swim..SWIM!"
>You try dog paddling back down, but it seems you were caught by another gravity well. And it was pulling you away from the island.
"Shit! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!"
>You flipped around to see what was pulling you...it was another island filled with jungle trees, and a waterfall that flowed....up..and you were heading straight for the waterfall.
"SHIT! SHIT! SHWFAADFDS"
>You get caught in it and start floating upwards onto the island. Finding yourself washed ashore in a very lightly treed jungle.
"E-eghh..I-I almost drowned there...ngh...wait..the horn! shit!"
>You shook yourself dry and started rushing forward, only to trip and fall on your face, then bounce off your face and fall on your back before sliding into a tree. the base of the tree hitting right between your legs"
"NGH!..MNGH...DAMMITAGH!"
>The ground..was very bouncy...your balls however..were not.
"......fucking SHIIIITT!"
>You whined
"this whole dimension is fucking retarded! Fuck this entire thing! Ngh! Augh..."
>You slowly get up and wobble forward.
"....I guess I can forget about kids...mngh...where am I now?...huh.."
>You look up only yo see the warped dark sky, and forward there was a few open paths for you to take. The gravity here was a little tougher than the island from before...but it was bouncy enough to compensate.
"..I gotta get to the horn before that asshole shows up."

>>28067401
>You start wobbling forward, still feeling pain in your balls as you looked for the edge of the island. Surely the gravity would cut off at the edge..right? It was worth a shot as it seemed anything goes in this fucked up, mixed up dimension.
>Suddenly, you hear multiple blasts coming from behind you as you hear mad laughter.
>Your eyes widen as you hear the eruptious laughter of the ex-caption "Annooooonnn! OHHH ANNOONNN!!! WHERE AREEE YOU! COME OUT YOU LITTLE MAGGOT UNLESS YOU WANT TO BECOME BURNT TOAST! HAHAHAHAHAHA! AN EYE FOR AN EYE! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"..fucking...this guy is off his damn rocker.."
>You rush forward, the faster you get to the edge. The better. Maybe he won't notice you slip through.
>you could hear his insane cackling as you run for dear life. Explosions going on behind you. You dunno how his transformation made him that powerful. but if chaos consumption equals power. Then this guy must be pretty high tier. It's just he's gone crazy and doesn't seem to plan out his moves anymore.
>You managed to reach the edge of the island. But as you went to jump. You crash into something..or someone. As you hear a yelp.
>you fall backwards and look up, something was on top of you...
>And that something...was the runt of a captain.
"nbh...Captain?..w-what are you doing here?"
>The captain smiled at you, and gave you a gentle nuzzle "I came to help you. As soon as I saw your window open, I knew bad stuff was going down. Then I saw all the explosions and I figured you were up here. Pretty smart huh?"
>.....wut?
"What were you doing in my room?"
>"Oh...y'know....stuff..." He gave you a sheepish smile
"...were you going to try to destroy me in my sleep?"
>you look at him with an annoyed stoicism.
>his sheepish smile became even more embarrassed "Sorta...I was gonna ask first. So uhh" He tries to change the subject. "What's happening up here?"

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>>28067564
This got pretty dank pretty fast.

>>28067564
This kid changeling is too damn pure

>>28067564
>You gently brush him off. And look over the edge of the island.
>"Ok, look. The ex-captain has become some kind of freak. I think he wants Chrysalis dead and wants to use the hive for his ow-"
>"He wants to destroy the queen?!" The captain suddenly became battle ready "This will not stand!"
"Yeah, I know. But he's gone nuts. He's blowing the place apart. We gotta get back to that o-...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
>You turn around to see the captain hovering upwards "HEY, EX MORON! HOW DARE YOU WANT TO DESTROY THE QUEEN! I WILL NEVER ALLOW THAT! AS CAPTAIN! I WILL DESTROY YOU AND PROTECT THE HONOR OF THE QU-"
>You dive into him and put your hoof over his mouth.
"Dammit! Don't be an idiot! I'm trying to run from him not..."
>"Well, Well, Well!" The ex captain spots you both and begins to descend, cackling, his teeth all on show and his pupils shrunk small enough that it made crazy ponk look normal. "Weeeelllyyy Well well. If it isn't my successor! HAHAHAHA. Perfect! I was meaning to destroy you. Oh and Anon, don't worry. I decided to destroy you too. You've proven too annoying and really....I'm still mad about the whole chair thing. I hope you understand. Nothing personal"
>Shiiiiiiittt
>The Captain throws you off and looks upon the Ex-captain with full on stupid bravery. "Ha! You think you can destroy me? That's super dumb of you. I'm the captain for a reason Ex-captain. Oh, you have no idea how good it's going to be to destroy you. I won't even bring your remains to the queen. You're too ugly for that now." He started to stomp his hooves "Now you're gonna see why you're the ex...wha?"
>The ex-captain said nothing as he began to...sink into the ground like it was water.
>".....is he a ghost?...oh" the captain chuckles "I guess I scared him so bad that he became a ghost." He giggles happily then turns around to look at you "Boo!"
>You just stare at him. Trying to also figure out what the fuck happened.
>"....awwww, you didn't turn into a ghost too. That stinks"

>>28067646
>Sinking into the ground. He's no ghost. You had to think, what could it mean. He was smiling as he sunk in...wait...chaos morphed him..right?...that shark tail...oh shit!
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!"
>You jump forward and push the captain forward as the ex-captain jumps out from the ground like a shark and easily dives back into the ground like it's nothing.
>"Hey! What was th-OW!"
>You immediately kick the Captain away after landing and push yourself back as the ex-captain rises up again.. The ground began to shake and detach from the rest of the island as you and the captain found yourself on the separated piece as it began to drift away.
>The captain slowly got up and then immediately began to yell at you "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! CAN'T YOU SEE I WAS CELEBRATING?!"
"Moron...LOOK! SHEESH! Nows not the time to be fucking dumb!"
>You point towards the main island, pointing to the ex-captain. who seemed to have gotten his head stuck in a tree.
"He's not a ghost, he's got some kind of chaos ability. Listen, we gotta get down to that sandly island below us. You need to fly me there. Captain, can you do it?"
>The Captain looked to the ex-captain. and started to flitter his wings "I can..but I think I can beat that wimpy old ex-captain too. Let me just have one shot at him"
"No, LOOK! Now's not the time to be stupid. I can end this right here if you fly me down. Right now! Come on!"
>"No can do Anon, I'm going to get that glory..it's important to me. Just you see, I'm gonna bring him down. And not only bring my queen honor, but also show you that I am your friend. You stay here, ok?" The captain looked at you with friendly eyes...holy shit, this fucking moron.
"Will you stop! He's just going to blow you up if you rush him. Don't be stup...DON'T STOP!"
>The Captain saluted, and went back flying towards the ex-captain. who was just about to get loose.

>>28067051
"Well....if you really wanna know"
>you beckoned him to bring his face closer
"Just come a little closer..."

>>28067700
>That moron! he was going to get himself killed....
>Or maybe...he'd be a good distraction.
>You look down at the island. You could easily jump down to it. look for the horn. Grab it. And then blow the fucker away with some banishing spell or just change him into a..well..a chair.
>But..as you thought that. you started to feel some guilt.
>The moron was still your friend...sorta. And you'd have to tell the CMC that you let the captain get blown to smitherines.
>......ugh...fucking..dammit.
>You jump towards the captain's direction. He was already getting ready to rush the ex-captain as he cackled at him. You had to be quick. because you could see his horn glowing. He was going to blast the captain to bits!
"HYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
>You fly right into the captain and grab him, pulling him away from a magical blast as you both tumble forward a little before stopping.
>"H-Hey! What was that for! Didn't I tell you I had it handled?!"
>You hop off of him, and look back. The ex-captain was charging another shot.
"You almost became fish paste you fucking moron. Now move!"
>You turn around and point your head at the ex-captain.
"Take my horn you fuck!CHAIR TIME"
>"WHAT?! NOT THE CHAIR!" The ex-captain stops his magic as he raises his hooves to block...well...nothing. You just tricked him.
>"Anon..wh-hey!"
>You start shoving him forward.
"Shut up and go before he realizes what's up! ok! go! GO!"
>But the Captain pushed back "I'm not leaving until I've turned him into dust!...or worse! Smaller dust!"
"STOP BEING AN IDIOT!"
>"STOP HOLDING ME BACK! I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU AND THE QUEEN!"
"YOU WON'T BE DOING ANYTHING FOR ANYONE IF YOU END UP DEAD!"
>"THEN I WON'T DIE! NOW MOVE!"
>You both started pushing at eachother. And while you were sure you'd have the strength to shove him. He wasn't moving...infact. you weren't moving. None of you could move your hooves.
>"H-hey!? What gives?" The Captain says, trying to move his legs, but unable to.

>>28067774
>You look down. And could see that your legs were linked to the ground by magical yellow chains. Yep, the ex-captain became pretty talented during his time.....you both were going to die.
"Son of a bitch! Flocking dammit!"
>You struggled as hard as you could to get free. But it was to no avail.
>"See what you did?! Now we're gonna have trouble fighting him!" The Captain growled as he struggled to get free
"......ugh....Dammit! Don't you get it! We're fucked! I don't have any more moves. So unless you have some super magical blast like he does. Then we're dead!"
>As the Ex-captain began to hover downwards to land, The Captain heeded your words, and pointed his horn as it started to glow green. He charged it as much as he could......but the blast he generated was small...and also missed.
>The Ex-captain just looks at it as it whizzes by and asks, unimpressed. "What was that?"
>You sigh
"I think that was his life saving battle clencher...."
>The Captain started to realize the situation, and stuttered in growing fear "..I-it was worth a s-shot..."
>"Yes...well...you know what else is worth a shot? Obliterating the both of you in just one shot. Letttssss see if I can manage that. It'll be fun!"
>Oh...no...you both were fucking doomed. Unless one of you could think of something. It'd be over.
>...what good would stalling him even do? You couldn't get out. He couldn't get out. It was hopeless.
>"You can't just blow us up! You may be a freak, but you're still a changeling. Don't you realize this is a dishonor to the queen?!" The Captain yelled out, appalled at the ex-captain "You were supposed to assist her in leading us to victory!"
>The Ex-captain stops charging his blast as he looks at the Captain with an expression that meant "What the hell is he talking about"?

>>28067844
>"Are you an idiot? The queen is a failure, she only even made you captain just to spite me! You're not fit to lead anything. You're a runt, you'll always be a runt, and even the dust you become will be fun sized"
>"Coward, why don't you fight like a changeling!"
>oh god...this just made waiting for doom much more unbearable.
>"And since when did we have honor to begin with? The queen certainly doesn't"
>"The queen is always the first into battle! How dare you say she has no honor! She's the bravest and most powerful changeling of them all! You should be kissing the ground she walks on!"
>The ex-captain rolls his eyes "you are truly as idiotic as the ponies we trick. I'm so glad that once I make my army that NONE of them will be as idiotic as you are. Welp, it's getting late and I do have a queen to destroy and a hive to take over. Any last words?"
>The both of you just look at the ex-captain with disgust...in truth however. You were terrified. This was it...goodbye Fluttershy...goodbye CMC....goodbye...Discord.
>You couldn't hold back the tears, you started to shake, oh god..why?...why didn't you just jump for the horn instead? The ex-captain took notice of your crying. and snickered.
>"Awwwwwww, poor Anon. He's about to blow up and it's all hitting him right now. Ohhh, I know...Captain...how big do you consider Anon a friend?" The ex-captain looks to the naive runt with a sinister grin.
>"..He's my best friend...and my biggest target...why?" The Captain growls at him as he speaks.
>"Oh.....nothing much. I think I'll just blow you up first and take in all the hatred and chaos going on in Anon's heart. Then I'll blow him up. It'll be fun!" The Ex-captain cackled as he walked up to the Captain and started slapping him around
"YOU FUCK! YOU SHIT! LEAVE HIM ALONE!"

>>28067879
>"I don't think I will" The ex-captain slaps him again as he holds in his yelp, trying to stay brave. "Say goodbye to him Anon....alas...poor Captain..he never regained the queen's honor!"
>You just scream at him to stop, but he won't and his horn started to glow.
>The Captain still said nothing. unwilling to admit defeat. But as he slowly looked at you, lying on the ground from the ex-captain's slap. You could tell, that internally, that he was full of regret. Regret in failing his queen. Regret for you. And then...he spoke..."Anon!...c-can you tell Applebloom and the others.......to......to...."
>He broke into tears, the poor guy.
"Dammit! Atleast let him have his last request!"
>You cry out to the ex-captain. hoping for some kind of mercy.
>and surprisingly...he stops..and rolls his eyes "Fineeeee...but only because it increases the suffering. Go ahead shrimp, tell him your last words.."
>The captain hesitates again, then whimpers "..Anon...just tell them....to destroy you..for me..ok?"
>...........that somehow still made you sorry for the fucker.
"......ok,,,I will"
>...did he not realize you were going to die too anyway?
>"Alright then, back to the blowing up! HAHAHA" The ex-captain cackles as he revs up his magic again.
>Until you heard buzzling. Odd flitters and buzzing coming from all around.
>You also hear low mumbling, and voices.....recognizable voices.
>"You know...My ex-captain, it's sad to see how far you fallen. You hesitated for so long that you didn't realize the possibility of me happening into Anon's room and noticing the window open. And..ohhh...it seems your time out here has not been kind to you. Honestly, even the chair look would be an improvement"
>Oh...holy shit...you look up and around..and the entire fucking hive was out here...or most of them. Being led by Queen Chrysalis herself.

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>>28067914
OH BABY

>>28067914
>The ex-captain smile widened to creepy levels, his hate and anger was now completely fixated on the queen. So focused that the chains on both yours and the captain's legs disappeared.
>"Well, Lookkkiiieee here. It's the Queeeeen. Well Queenie Weenie, let me tell you something. I've waited awhile for this revenge. And looking at you here. I can already tell I'm gonna get it. I mean look, I can destroy you,the captain, and Anon..and then take my army all before breakfast. HAHAHA...look at you, come here to save the day. Anon has gotten to you already...huh?"
>Chrysalis just smirks as she lands a small distance away and looks right into the ex-captain's eyes. "Soft...no. But It is my duty to save my captain and my friend when they stupidly run into trouble. I'm not afraid to admit that either, you know where my priorities lie."
>"I do...But it's also glad to know that you're going to try to fight me alone. To prove that you are still the strongest. It's what happens when one goes for the crown. Right?"
>"Right" Chrysalis just smugly smiles at him "But...I say we fight in the air. I've been meaning to stretch these legs out in every direction anyway. That's fine with you...right?"
>The ex-captain cackles darkly "Of course my queen, of course. It doesn't matter anyway. My power is absolute."
>Chrysalis rolls her eyes "So says everypony else who thinks a small "upgrade" is a big thing" Chrysalis then looks up to her fellow changelings. "You..and you...pick up Anon and the Captain and take yourselves away into the distance. I need plenty of room for this fight."
>The Captain just looked up at Chrysalis with a frown "My queen...I've failed you again."
>"We'll talk about it later Captain..for now. just enjoy the show...you too Anon, you'll love it" She winks at you as the changelings come down to pick you up.
"Chrysalis...you have to be careful, you-"

>>28067963
>"Hush Anon.....I don't need you spouting useless strategy at me. Now...Ex-captain...shall we?"
>"We Shall...hehehe" He snickers as both him and Chrysalis fly into the air.
>.....something was odd.
>As the changelings picked you up and started to pull you away. You noticed something different about Chrysalis. not in attitude....but in her appearance.
>It was her, it had to be her. But there was some sort of slight change. you don't know if it's just you, or the situation you were in. But you could have sworn there was something off with her head...in some way,
>You could see them in the distance. Getting ready to fight. Chrysalis pulling back away from the ex-captain.....from a suspicious amount.
>Then..they started talking. but you could barely hear them.
>You looked to the changelings around you and asked a question.
"Hey...Hey....do you guys know what they are saying?"
>"Oh! I do!" One of the changelings chime in "I've had to do a few infiltration missions in the past that required lip reading! You wanna know what they are saying..right?"
"Errr....yeah"
>Well, that was very forthcoming.
"you're..just going to tell me?"
>The changeling nods "You're still the queen's friend. therefore,...uhh.....I guess we just do what you ask..I think. Anyway, The queen is mocking the ex-captain with "Do you really want to do this? I'm feeling merciful today, you can just leave and crawl back into whatever hole that changes you" "

>>28068006
>But you could have sworn there was something off with her head...in some way,
Oh shit did she put on the horn?

>>28068006
>"But he's like "FOOOL! I've become truly the most powerful ex-changeling in the land. So much so that you have no attack that could even harm me...in fact, I'll let you have one try before I turn you to sludge!...go for it...my queen" And now the queen is laughing a little bit, she's now saying..ermmm...this one is kinda tough to make out..but I think she's saying "Have fun in shell?"...dell?...mell?...I dunno, I think she used one of those fancy human words...and now she's shot out some silver thingy and...the captain ears are drooping and..WOAAAAHHH!"
"WOOAAHH!"
>WOAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>A gigantic yet miniature mushroom cloud spreads out from where the ex-captain once hovered at. Chrysalis's cackling echoing loudly across the vast empty space as the explosion clears and leaves nothing but dust.
>....how...no wait....
>.....there was only one way she was able to do that...
>She had the horn. Oh.....did things just get worse?..oh...good god....at least..the explosion was cool...right?
>.......oggghhh.
>Chrysalis didn't even bother flying over to the group once it was all over. She just...flew towards the house. The rest of the changelings flying behind. Following her.
>....but hey...you were saved..right? Ex-captain is dealt with..right? Sorta dark that she just...turned him to dust but.
>HOLY SHIT NIGGA, SHE HAS THE HORN!

and thats it for the night

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>>28068109
GET NUKED, BITCH

Discord should imbue Anon with the ability to summon the horn at will.

>>28068109
Oh shit, two nights in a row

>>28068815
Wow boards moving fast this morning.
Page 9 in less than an hour.

>>28068109
>Actually killing a character on screen

>>28069152
Yeah, that ending was on the retarded side of things

>>28069152
Sombra

>>28067879
>"You're a runt, you'll always be a runt, and even the dust you become will be fun sized"

LOL

>>28069833
Which was also a fucking retarded move to do. But this is even more frustrating since the ex-captain had the potential of being Erf's Anon recurrent villain, a looming threat that would raise the stakes and honestly make the story even more interesting. But instead he was used in just one chapter and then disposed in this one.

Fuck this shit man, this whole conclusion felt more rushed than the prank wars dream. But this felt worse because you can feel all that wasted potential going down the drain

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>>28069984
>team rocket complex

>>28070101
>Haven't watched the anime since black/white
In all seriousness, the chapter was fine. Definitely better than the prank war turd, but that ending. It is bad enough to bring the whole thing down

>>28070131
What did you think of what happened to Captain Ginyu in Freeza's revival Movie/Arc

>>28070333
Pears to apples, that is different from this fuck up and besides, anything related to super dragon ball is shit

>>28069152
>>28070131
Nigger he wasnt killed on screen
There was an explosion that left no corpse
its entirely possible hes still around
Fuckin hell, learn cartoons

>>28070596
its not like i made it a point to mention the guy feeds on chaos while also being morphed by it. I wonder what kind of magic created that nuke

>>28070639
fug

>>28069984
>a looming threat that would raise the stakes and honestly make the story even more interesting.
>almost 250 chapters
>wanting recurring villain on this already long as story
Jeez man, you guys won't give Erf a break, do you?

>>28070963
>Erf
>Taking a break

It's not us. It's the egg's fault.

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>>28070587
Are you the shitposter's cousin?

>>28069152
Nigga it's Chrysalis, she don't give a fuck.

Also this >>28070639

>>28070639
OH SHIT

>>28071487
No, but you brought up a terrible comparison