>"Why don't you have any friends, Anon?"

>>28038092
My waifu won't let me have any because she gets way too jealous.

>>28038092
I'M THE ONE WHO KILLED THEM ALL I SURVIVED AFTER THE FALL

>>28038092
Because humanity a shit and ponies aren't real.

>>28038092
But I do, you insufferable cunt.

Friends bring lies and unnecessary pain Pinkie. I'm better off without them. All I need are my pokemon go team, my wow guild and 4chan anons.

>>28038092
They've always ended up hurting me in the end

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>>28038092
I'm a boring, hateful person.

>>28038137
>Pokemon go team
Kill yourself.

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TFW Pinke asks but never once attempts to fix your situation or try to befriend you

>>28038160
Why do you fool yourself anon? you know very well the best you will get is a fat neckbeard roleplaying as her.

>>28038160
>element of laughter and parties
>"Oh..well that sucks that you don't have any friends."
>"BYEEE~"

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You dont sayyyy

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>>28038180
are you confused or stupid

>>28038206
>Implying it is not you the one that is confused
If the "real" Pinkie talks to you, then you are a fucking schizophrenic.

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Some died...some lost touch...most just faded away into the past.

I haven't made the effort to make any new friends in years.

>>28038159
Team Valor has done more for me than any 'friend' ever did.

>>28038247
thats a lot of assuming and dumb reasoning even for a dumbpost

>>28038092
Because you are not real.

>>28038271
go to /vp/ and be a baby elsewhere

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>>28038273
Explain then why I am "confused and stupid". Because you wanting Pinkie to talk to you, is impossible. Unless like I said, there is a roleplaying faggot on the other side of the monitor.

>>28038301
Maybe because the original post was about how one might feel if one was in equestria and pinkie pie did this, not about any damn schizophrenia which you weirdly directly assumed it was about which no one would ever think unless they dont have proper reading experience.

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>>28038334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp5n332OoAk

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Bitch, I have plenty of friends.

>>28038092
Actually, i was hoping you could introduce me to some of yours...
No?
Oh I guess, that's fine. I mean...
If you don't have time... I...

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>>28038092
Why do you have crotch titties?

Answer that question pussy fart and I'll tell you why I have no friends.

>>28038490
Maybe I'm going blind or something, but are those fuckers using finger guns?

>>28038137
>>28038159
>>28038271
>>28038292
>tfw I'm still playing Ingress

>>28038092
I dunno. Too apathetic maybe.

>>28038092
"Your answer is as good as mine Pinkie."
>"What do you mean?"
"Things are a little complicated. It's just I want to preserve what makes Equestria great without being a factor of possibly deluding it."
>"Anon, everybody has friends."
"Not me."
>"But you do have a friend anon!"
"Who?"
>"Isn't it obvious?"

>>28038092
Does my dad count as a friend?

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>>28038092
I ate them
*Bbbuuuuuuuurrrrrrppp*

>>28038092
>tfw losing friends one by one over time.
>unsure if its just the passing of time or because I'm doing something wrong.
>Assume I'm doing something wrong.

I don't like me very much

>>28038092
I do have friends, Pinkie. Just because I'm not the town party slut doesn't mean I don't have friends.

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>>28038092
>impling
/mlp/ would implode if they knew how normal I am

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>>28039371
Yeah... yeah

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>>28039371
W-Who ordered these onions?

Because I'm an easily irritable jerk who drives everyone away.

>>28038092
I thought you were my friend.

I hate myself too much to let anyone get close anymore. It saves time in the long run since anyone who gets to know me better discovers the festering hole of self-loathing at my core that I try to cover up in daily life with a cold, frowning exterior.

>>28038092
I do not become friends with my food.

>>28038092
>Tfw I have too many friends for my introverted self to manage
I fucking hate having to deal with more than like four people at a time and so many people want to talk to me and shut but it's fuckin torture

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>>28038092
I am an emotional time bomb!

>>28038092
Well how about you fucking help me you fat sugar cow!?

>>28038092
I'm an embarrassment to society that can't hold a job and doesn't have the funds necessary to repeatedly hang out with the friends I do have or actively seek out new ones/rekindle old friendships. I'd say I'd meet you on the other side Pinks, but that would cause too much trouble for the folks on this side that still care about me. Besides, I can't face such a happy pone in this sorry state.

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>>28038092
The thought of going to equestria, and still being an outcast or ignored. just because you have nothing to bring to the table.

None of the ponies ever have a reason to engage with you, and couldn't think less of you. Since you never ever cross their mind.

You're too easy to forget because of your un-uniqueness...

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>>28038092
because im an anti-social sociopath that thinks the worst of people and im usually right

>>28038092
Because friendship is magic.
And there is no magic in this world.

>>28038092
I do have friends Pinkie. They might not always be there for me when I need them the most, but they're an alright bunch.

And don't think I forgot about you Pinkie, you're also my friend.

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>>28038092

Pinkie, I was born with an invisible mark on my forehead that only bullies could see. It let them know I was vulnerable and to attack me.

I was the most hated kid in every school, my mom would move me to a different school and starting on the first day, the bullies could see me.

And since then I've only ever had a few close friends, typically one friend at a time. And as I got older, some betrayed me, some drifted away, some moved out of state.

When you only have 2-3 friends, you only need to lose 2-3 friends to suddenly have NO friends. And that's when trying to make a new friend is hard, because it looks suspicious, a guy with no friends.

And I was always the guy who couldn't make friends at school, so for me, it's like checkmate. I'm 28 years old and my only friends are imaginary cartoon ponies like you.

And you know what? I don't care that you're not real, because you're very loving. And I need that from a girlfriend more than I need "reality" whatever the fuck that is.

Quite frankly, I've had real human girlfriends, (2) and I feel like my relationship with imaginary ponies is the best relationship I've ever been in, to say nothing of the fact that it's lasted a Hell of a lot longer.

Truth is, Pinkie . . . I honestly prefer having a secret friend in my head and have that many fewer attachments to the real world and real people.

I think the world is just barbarous and cruel and horrific and ghastly, and the only order is not order, it's lunacy. And since I'm 100% powerless to do anything about that, I'm kind of just letting it all burn.

The world never wanted me. I'm happy to say the feeling has become mutual, and I feel a LOT better now that I'm here with you.

>>28038123
the perfect reason to stay inside

>>28038092
Because I've gone hermit mode
Now get out of my neck of the woods

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>>28042109

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>>28041851
>the tongues on the ones in the foreground

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>>28043747

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>>28043755
Check 'em.

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>>28043762
Store fronts. Why is it always store fronts?
They get these images from Google Street View.

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>>28043755
>pushing on Celestia's butt like that in that pose

>>28043747
>>28043755
>>28043762
>>28043772
I actually just read a story about that a few days ago. I can post a link if anybody wants it.

>>28044257
Post link pls.

>>28044264
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/192497/how-many-friends-have-you-made-today

>>28044602
Thanks.

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>>28043755
>>28043892
>you'll never bury your face into her hindquarters

>>28038092

Equestria took me from all the ones I had. You said no, so don't give me that sad face.

>>28038092
Aren't you supposed to help me with that?

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>>28043071
Superior

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>>28042109
Hello there r63 Fluttershy. Let's fuck.

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>>28038092
I do, Pinkie, it's just that they do nothing to alleviate the loneliness. I feel even lonelier when I'm with them than whenever I'm alone.

Every second of my life, whether spent with family, friends, or lovers, has been a second of coldness and isolation.

And I can't break free.

But I do Pinkie. I'm the core of my main group of 10 friends

>>28038160
Because even Pinkie knows that you're nothing but a waste of space and she wants little to do with you. She only asked to make smalltalk when you came into Sugarcube Corner and she was manning the register.

>>28038271
We had a Team Mystic meet up in my area. Only 9 people RSVP'ed so that's what we told the restaurant to expect. 58 showed up. We all had a blast. We're planning other events now.

>>28039406
>not being the town slut when cannonally the females outnumber the males by 6 to 1 or more.
You just live in some pony's basement and only see the sun through a window, don't you Anon?

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>>28047049
I thought /vp/ was dead.

>>28040023
Try not to cut yourself on that edginess.

>>28038092
I don't know, because it costs money to get professional help and I can't get money because I'm psychologically broken.

>>28047021
>manning

>>28047457
I get professional psychological help. It doesn't do much.

>>28038092
Beacuse i dont need any.

>>28047711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXlZ6edCHqI

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>>28047074
Despite how he worded it he's right

>pic related

>>28038092
I have a few. I just prefer quality over quantity.

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>>28038092
Apathy.

>>28044602
Wow, now that is an angsty teen revenge fantasy if ever I've read one.

>>28038092
I have a couple. That's enough right?

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>>28042109

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i'm really sorry for you guys. i spent like five minutes here out of curiosity. everyone deserves some friends.

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>>28053269
Shut up, pansy.
It's just easier going through the motions of life alone.

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>>28053296
no, it's not. even some of the greatest philosophers valued friendship very highly.

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>>28053326
Weren't most of them faggots who died of syphilis?

I do though.
You're just not one of them.

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>>28053340
kek that's actually a good response. the only thing that keeps me sane is my friends.

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>>28053379
Oh heck...

>>28048936
Damn, that's pretty good.

>>28038092
Fuck you, you say it like it is important to have them. Has it ever occurred to you that living your life isn't all about others. It'd would help also if life wasn't ruled by the cruel rules of nature which in the ground essence doesn't allow fun or enjoyment ever in its most simple form. Life is terrible and leave me alone you water-for-brain.

be-because i wanted to cum inside rainbow dash

>>28039242
She's right anon, your plushi will always be there for you

>>28038092
I gave up on this whole friendship thing years ago
I can deal with one person for a couple of hours per week but there are always more that come and that is what stresses me and makes me feel miserable

I don't get this whole social skills thing
Even tho i can make friends with practically everyone i can't keep em
I get bored of those people quickly and than i stop replying to theire messages and seize contact

Every time i make a friend now is because i have something to gain
Make a friend here and get your weed cheaper
Make a friend there and you get a discount for cloth
Make a friend at work, the son of my boss, and make obvious profit off of it

All in all "friendship" is just a party system where you need to ask your self "what can i gain to put up with him"
Nothing more

>>28056944
Hey there, r63 Rarity.
You are a whore.

>>28042109

See, what I don't like is your play for the pity card while at the same time assuming the world has done you wrong. There will always be people who can't see what they are doing wrong and turn to blame everyone else for their shortcomings, no matter how much it is upon them to fix their own issues. Posts like this make me want to vomit.

>>28056957
We all are everyone who has a friend got one because he is somewhat valuable emotionally nor practically
>he is an idiot but he listens to my shit and ain't judgmental over my crap
>he's stupid but he keeps me company

Im just not ashamed of admitting that i choose my "friends" for practical reasons

>>28057012
Actually, I stopped making friends because I wanted to stop abusing out of people.
And ironically, people abused out of me more often than not, so it is a win win.

>>28038092
you can be my friend if you like

>>28057021
Yeah thas fucked up
I know that tho if i really like a person im doing everything in my might to get theire shit straight as soon as im finished im just gone and leave em be

It's better this way anon there are too much people out there that will leech from you without any regrets or second thoughts

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>>28053269
What is friendship anyway?
Like is it hanging out with friends like on the show, cause I don't know if we live close to each other Anon, plus i'm a one trick pony no pun intended i'm rather boring. Maybe that's why I don't have friends.

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>>28038092
The title of "friend" has little meaning to myself or anyone who knows how social interaction really works pinkie. You see, at least among my species, what most would call friendship is really just a one-dimensional relationship between individuals where their goals align in one or two interests. There is no deeper connection among the great majority of people than a specific common goal or two.

It is HIGHLY unusual for people to enjoy each other on so many levels that they are true friends, what one might call a brother or sister and mean it even though they share no blood relation. Those who can count on each other no matter what, to put aside differences, find a way to compromise and bury the hatchet, those who cry together in joy and in pain, and would die for one another without hesitation.

Maybe my idea of what a true friend should be is too high in value, but to me the rest ends up feeling so shallow by comparison that I wouldn't call the relationships I see day after day as anything more than "associations" if even that.

Most only want something fickle out of their "friends", be it approval, social/financial/political advancement or even a simple lack of loneliness. Calling that friendship just devalues the title to me.

I guess what I am getting at, Pinkie, is that a friendship without love never was one.

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>>28038092
idk, but that can change right now. Will you be my friend?

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>>28038092
Social anxiety

I want to make friends but it's really hard for me to start a conversation with anyone (unless it's online) and I turn into a nervous wreck

>>28057811
have you tried getting a prescription for nerve medicine? They help my social anxiety completely disappear and last for most of the day.

Just tell your doc that you have serious social anxiety and they will start you off on a low dose and keep increasing it until you are anxiety free

>>28057940
I've never thought about it
I have Aspergers though, it's probably that.

I can socialize well once I get to know someone, but meeting someone for the first time is stressful.

>>28057978
Ah, well regardless of the aspergers you really should give it a try. Klonopin is what I take and after I started taking it my life changed completely, not just the social aspects either.

As where before I couldn't even say more than 3 words in a group and was pretty depressed in general now I have no problem opening up no matter how many people are present and feel happy doing it. Give it a try anon, you owe it to yourself

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>>28057182
hey, its me again.

friends can cheer you up. friends can help you, when you're leaving your comfort zone. friends can be there for you, when live's tough. my dad was in the hospital, because after years of drinking, he almost died one night. i would've killed myself, when i wouldn't have had my friends during that time.

we often meet up, cook together and play some board games. everyone who wants to drink, can drink and if somebody wants to go clubbing, there are always people available for that. the rest makes a hookah and relaxes and just talks. even if its just about music, or a movie. shared interests are the best thing.

we're really nerdy and socially active at the same time. it's possible. some of them are even bouncers and wear naruto t-shirts. don't let stereotypes destroy your life. this dude is huge and i don't know a bigger captain america fan than him.

>>28057811
if you drink a lot of coffee, you can switch to green tea. that made my SAD almost go away in unpleasant situations. there are a lot of these little tricks, to tackle SAD.

>>28058671
Friend?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/420AriaBlazeit

>>28058721
Yeah, sure. But I'm mostly active on Playstation Network.

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>>28058746
Oh in that case
onaga1990

>>28038092
And what about you, Pinkie? Why don't YOU have any friends? I can see through your charade. You are just like me. Alone.

>>28038092
Because they moved on with their fancy degrees and money, Pinkie, and I'm still a filthy NEET.

>>28058671
I don't drink coffee, but I might try green tea next time I go to the store.

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>>28038092
I used to blame it on others. But it's really just me. What does it matter to you pinkie?
I don't need anyone else but you guys. Let's go back to bed, I didn't kill myself in the other reality to dwell on the past.

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>>28058785
Yeah, do that. Green tea makes me feel very relaxed.

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But no for real. I have plenty of friends. Over the Internet i guess. Well many call me their friend which I don't understand. I don't understand friendship at all. I've been isolated for so long, I have no clue.

I'm literally scared of humans. They are cruel, do bad things to each other and I'm really tired of the bad feelings and the stares I get from people outside. Yeah I might live in my man cave but can you blame me? I've had no friends since I left elementary school. I tried but my conversations don't stick long.

That and the real life human in front of me makes me anxious.

That doesn't mean I don't want any, friends are great. Especially if they have the same interest and that I can draw them doing silly things. I love making others happy... but I guess I wasn't good enough to keep around.

friendship?

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>>28058849
one clique also did abandon me in my life. after two years, one of them messaged me and told me, that they regret doing that. but i already moved on. it was too late.

the value other people give you, is how much you value yourself.

>>28059030
I've never moved on. To this day I am still wondering what she's doing now. We used to draw together. But she didn't liked my love life.

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>>28059068
hm, it's always a bit more complicated, when a girl is involved.

are there some comic book store events you can go to? there are often people that draw themself. and art is a great shared interest. maybe you could meet someone in a comic book store.

or you could go to a small magic event. these things are actually fun. people are relaxed and easy to talk to, because that is their safety zone. and even if you don't play, people will explain the game and it's not that expensive, if you do it every now and then.

>>28059133
I don't draw anything besides ponies.

>>28059145
are there mlp fanclubs that meet offline? i don't know this scene too well. and in germany, it feels like it's not as big as in america.

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>>28059165
Yeah, it's empty. There is quite literally nothing. We have once a year galacon, which was last weekend. I couldn't attend. Lunafest eventually. No one really has an interest here or lives miles away from me. So I kinda have to stick to the internet.

I'll stay a shut in neet forever... At least I can play games if I don't work too much on drawings.

>>28059219
I mean, I'll be your friend if you want more friends anon
If you want, I can add you on Skype or Discord or whatever?

>>28059249
starryskies-and-stardust Skype

>>28059219
i'm sorry to hear that. but online friends are a thing. it's not weird. just stick to them and don't get weirded out, when people online call you a friend. maybe they are in the same situation as you are.

>>28059310
I'm not home but I'll add you later, my Skype's poneponepone

>>28038092
Because the last time I let someone really close they hurt me. I just kind of grew out of it from there on. I can talk and work with people and stay on good terms with everyone. I can even make everyone laugh without much effort. But I never hang out for the sake of hanging out and I never need to vent my problems because I worked through them on my own.

Because I'm a neet faggot who didn't bother to keep in contact.

>>28038092
A-arent you my friend, Pinkie?

>>28059971
>Ponk ever wanting to be friends with a loser like you.

>>28038092
Because I have tried, I failed miserably, people let me down, and I let them down in exchange

I'm a tired man, Pinkie, now I just want to be left alone, having a time with myself, listen music, write stuff, play vydias, enjoy myself.
I just want a break from this word, because I'm tired.
Really, really tired.

>>28058849
That picture reminded me that I should bath my dog if I want to cuddle with him while sleeping

And before you shitpost me, the motherfucker actually wanted to sleep with me, jumped on the bed whilst I was asleep, multiple times.
It's winter here, and I could use some feet warmer, or something to hug.

Besides, it's adorable when I open my eyes on the morning and I find out a pair of adorable black eyes are really near my face, then he licks my nose.

Too bad he's getting old...

>>28059971
she tries her best but knows her limits

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>>28038092
>>28046588

"Aren't you supposed to help me with that?"
>"No silly, that's Twilight's job. Don't you know she's the Princess of Friendship?"
"Well actually I did talk to her and she said to talk to you since you knew everyone in Ponyville."
>"R-Really?"
"Yep."
>"Hmmmm."
"....."
>"....."
"Uh, Pinkie?"
>"Yes?"
"What are you doing?"
>"Trying to figure out a way to help you make a friend."
"Oh."
>"....."
"You're taking a long time thinking on how to get me a friend."
>"I know! I didn't think it would be this difficult!"
"I mean you are friends with everyone in Ponyville right?"
>"Yes? Now Anon I need some quiet Pinkie thinking time."
"Well...you could always be my first fri-"
>"ANON PLEASE! I'm trying to concentrate over here!"

>>28038092
You can't be asked anything by something that doesn't exist.

>>28061071
Continue

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