Alone in Equestria/CHS

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Ahh, that new thread smell.

Delicious, it smells like hot, steamy, and bothered Applejack.

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Anyone mind if I post sum new green in a few hours?
I haven't ever written green, but I'd like to see how I fare

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>>28032610

>>28032610
Go for it
Plz dont leave us like all the others though

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>>28032610
Go for it.

Just don't leave without telling us first.
Seriously, It's getting frustrating.

>>28032618
>>28032730
>>28032780
Don't worry. I've been a long time lurker so I wouldn't do that. I just want to contribute something so Axii isn't the only regular.
Will post a little of what I have in 2 hours after I get off work.

>>28032792
Saving bump! Will start posting now!

"Hey girls, you ever wonder why Anon is always alone?"
>Your gaze shifted from Anon's hunched over figure outside back to your friends seated around the table
>The idle chatter of the table slowly stopped as all the girls faces scrunched up slightly
>"Ah guess ah never much paid Anon any mind," Applejack muttered as if she wanted to break the silence
>"Well, lately we have been quite busy dear."
>Rarity grinned warmly while placing a hand on Applejack's back
>"Indeed, with the friendship games just ending it seems we finally have some time to breathe."
>Twilight grimaced slightly looking up from her food
>"Though now that you ask Sunny, I don't think I've seen him hanging out with anyone."
>Pinkie with a curious face pulled out a notebook and rapidly flipped through the pages
>"I have him in my gym and I never see him partner up with anyone either. He always just goes to the weight room by himself," Rainbow added with a bored face
>"M-maybe he's more of a lone wolf?" Fluttershy whispered peering at him from behind her bangs
>"Oh, don't be silly Shy! Nobody WANTS to be alone. After all it's always more fun to be with your friends!"
>Pinkie as if to emphasizes the statement squeezed Fluttershy in a tight embrace
"I don't know. I feel like I've seen him alone in the background throughout the year, but I was always so busy I didn't even bother to check on him."
>you sigh casting your gaze down to your food
>AppleJack smiled while elbowing you, "If yer that worried why don't ya check on him now?"
>"Who knows, he might be great boyfriend material."
>Rarity hid her smirk behind her hand
"I wasn't thinking anything like that!"
>a blush grew slightly on your cheeks
"I'm just worried as someone who's been like him that he might be lonely..."
>Your voice trails off as you think back
>It was terrible; the constant passive aggressive insults, people flat out ignoring you, or even the daily acts of vandalism on your locker
Didn't know about 2000 limit

>>28033145
>The flood of memories re-surges as you stare at Anon, all alone
>Your face tightens as you stand
"I can't let anyone else go through that."
>You begin to walk towards the courtyard exit
>"Woah, hold up Sunset."
>Rainbow stood quickly holding her hands out towards you
>"I think you might be misunderstanding something here, he's not being picked on, he's the one going off on his own."
>Stopping you furrow your brow
"You can't really think that?"
>Pinkie jumped up holding out her notebook
>"Aha! I knew I talked to Anon before! Do you know what he said to me?"
>Your gaze along with the table's turned to her
>"*Ahem* Sorry, but I'd rather you not talk to me and just leave me alone," she grumbled in a deep voice
>"When I kept asking him to hangout he would just say no or that he didn't think it was for the best."
>Pinkie frowns a bit looking through the pages of her notebook
>"Perhaps it is as Fluttershy stated. Maybe he is just more of a lone wolf so to speak" Twilight suggested pushing up her glasses
>"w-well maybe that was the wrong word," Fluttershy spoke up
>"He didn't seem very mean or anything. I think he maybe, just uh doesn't know anyone."
>Twilight raised an eyebrow
>"Have you conversed with him before?"
>"Only once before, h-he helped me when I lost angel in the halls awhile ago. He seemed nice a-and didn't mind helping me look for Angel."
>"Perhaps he simply needs someone to introduce him to others?"
>You look back towards Anon as he sits alone against a tree
"I don't know girls, I think I should at least talk to him and find out myself."
>Rainbow's face morphed into a look of apathy
>"Whatever, just don't be sad if he tells you off. I saw him almost pick a fight with Flash and his cronies when they tried to get chummy with him."
>"Well, not to be crass dear but, Flash isn't the most pleasant company."

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>>28033167
>Applejack nodded looking towards Flash
>"You can say that again. He needs to learn to shut his yap one of these days before someone shuts it fer him."
>You let out a chuckle before turning back towards the exit
"Well Flash aside, I think I'm going to pay Anon a little visit."
>"Oh oh! Tell me if you find out what his favorite flavor of cake is!"
>"Tell me if he's handsome dear! I never have gotten a good look at him."
>The girls wave you off as you walk toward the exit
>Upon reaching the courtyard you take notice of the cool autumn breeze
>Looking up you can see the sun shine through loose clouds
>Steeling yourself for what may come you walk towards Anon's tree

Will need to work on spacing out text

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>>28033184
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzvXBFwcyek
>It sure is a beautiful day out
>The sun is shining, there's a gentle breeze, and you've got a nice spot all to your lonesome
>The quiet serenity alongside your music settles you into a calm mood
>Taking your arms out of your hoodie pouch you take a swig of your water bottle and look towards the sky
>Yep, that's the blinding rays of the sun alright
>Pulling your hood up you lean back closing your eyes to take a deep breath
>You can just feel the relaxation radiating within your body
>The hectic day to day all but vanishes before your comfy time
>You don't think anything could ruin this moment right now
>Then you open your eyes
>Oh, shit
>A girl is walking towards you from the school
>Why must all good things come to an end?
>Is lunch over or something?
>You look down to your phone
>Nope gotta good 10 minutes before lunch is over
>Maybe she's just coming outside to enjoy the nice weather too
>You look back up
>Nope, she's headin straight for ya
>She's gonna want to talk to you isn't she?
>Maybe you didn't give off the "fuck off I want to be alone" impression you were going for
>Is it too late to get up and leave?
>Yea—no
>She's like t-minus ten seconds till impact
>Maybe if you just pretend to be asleep she won't bother you
>Sounds like a plan
>You continue to breathe steadily as she saunters up to you
>You can't quite tell without looking up but she seems to be watching you
>She stands there for a moment and moves out of your field of vision
>Maybe she got the hint and fucked off or something
>However, before you can look you feel something sit down next to you
>SHE FUCKING DIDN'T!
>You turn your head and come face to face with the girl
>"Hi there"
>MOTHER FUCKER!
>SHE JUST SAT RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!
>Better say something
"Uh, hey"
>Doing it
>She smiles and extends a hand toward you
>"I'm Sunset, Sunset Shimmer"

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>>28033209
>Anon seems stunned
>At least from what you can see
>His hood casts a shadow concealing the top half of his face
>You took a chance hoping to get his attention and it seems to be working
>He grabs your extended hand giving it a firm shake
>"Anon. Anon E Moose."
"Pleased to meet you!"
>You beam your brightest smile to him
>He frowns a bit withdrawing his hand
>"Trust me, the pleasure is all yours."
>Ouch, starting off with a little passive aggressiveness
>Well nothing you can't handle
>Just have to be a bit more on the offensive
>First though you wait a moment to see how he reacts
>Just getting a good look at him
>After the silence sets in he starts to look a bit uncomfortable
>"Do you always introduce yourself and sit in complete silence afterwords or am I special?"
"Nope, just when I know it'll be hard getting the person to talk"
>You smile as you lean a bit closer to him
"So tell me Anon, I see that you're out here all alone why is that?"
>You can see Anon's mouth form a slight smirk
>"Wow, you're a whiz at small talk you know that?"
"Well, I like to think I can read people pretty well, and you seem like you'd like to get straight to the point."

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>>28033224
>Anon leans forward pulling his earbuds out and flipping his hood down
>"Congrates, you can see when someone would rather skip the pleasantries, but you can't see when someone doesn't want to talk period."
>You feel your lips pull back into a smirk
"If you really didn't want to talk you would've kept pretending to be asleep or got up and left."
>Anon looks down to the left as his mouth gaps like a fish trying to form words
>"Yea, well, I uh, I didn't want to be rude ya know?"
"Yet you tell me the pleasure's all mine, huh?"
>Anon's face transitions from flustered to sad
>"Aw hell man, I just wanted to be alone alright?"
>He turns back toward the school with a wistful look on his face
>"It's, easier that way..."
>It appears he's pretty much an open book thanks to his face
>He must suck at poker
>Better make a note of that
"What's easier? Not having to embarrass yourself, or do you do it to charm all the girls like this?"
>You ease into a more gentle smile
>Anon however starts to blush and panic
>"What?! I, no, I just, w-wait did you just say I was charming?"
>He turns to you beet red with confusion written all over his face
>You don't know why, but Anon is making you want to tease him
>Maybe it's his over reactions
"I don't know, did I?"
>You leave the question hanging midair while sporting a Cheshire like grin

>>28033240
>This girl
>You cannot believe this bitch right now
>First she comes up to you in the middle of your alone time
>Well you guess all time at school is alone time for you
>Damn that's depressing
>But its better this way
>Getting off track
>Then she sits so close to you and smells like lilacs and just starts talking like you're old friends
>Then she says those things that make you confused and
>Wait, did you just comment on how she smelled?
>Fuck, you've forgotten how to properly talk to girls haven't you?
>You need to take control of this conversation
>Like shit man, look at her
>She's just smiling while you've got all this inner turmoil
>Man, papa Neato was right
>Girls are just crey
>Man you miss papa Neato
>Getting off track again
>She's known you all of like five seconds and she says your charming?!
>What the hell!?
>Who does that!?
"Look I, it's just, like uh, ya know..."
>Man if god was merciful he would just end it now
>God however is not merciful
>"I'm just messing with you Anon. Trying to break the ice is all."
>She pats your shoulder gently
>Wait, it was JUSTAPRANKBRO
>You look to her with an exasperated expression
"Usually don't need a grenade to break ice though."
>Usually don't need to blow through a wall just to talk to someone."
>This girl
>This dangerously close nice smelling girl
>She smiles taking her hand off your shoulder
>"Really though, why so far from everyone else Anon? Is something wrong?"

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>>28033250
>Is there something wrong?
>Why are you alone?
>It's been awhile since you thought about it
>It kinda makes you sad so you avoid thinking about it
>Instead you just goto school, workout, and go home
>It just doesn't do you any good to think about things you can't change
>You wonder if maybe...
>No
>Not again
>You sigh as your face tightens back into a more neutral expression
"Like I said, it's easier this way, ok?"
>Standing up you turn to her
"Just, leave me alone alright? We'll both be happier in the long run."
>She opens her mouth but before she can respond god decides to grant you a solid
*BRIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG*
>AW SHIEEEETT
>That's the warning bell
>Never have you been so relieved to hear it's ear grating tune
"Sorry, but uh, GOTTA BLAST!"
>You start a light jog toward the school

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>>28033264
>There he goes
>That was definitely not how you expected this to go
>Aw well, can't win them all
>Maybe he really does just want to be alone
>You look down to where he was seated just a moment ago
>You guess you'll just have to give up on him
>Well you would, but it looks like you just HAVE to see him again
>You pick up his abandoned water bottle
>After all you just have to return this to him
>You've gotta find out why he's all alone
>It can't be that good of a reason
>You'll break through his wall of denial and pierce the inner goo that is Anon!
>Ok that sounded pretty weird
>Must be all that anime you've been getting into
>Regardless the point remains
>You must break Anon
>Only after he has become friends with at least the girls—
>"will he have your permission to die?"
>Wait, where'd that come from?
>Looking up you see a pink tuft of hair sticking out of the branches
>Pinkie?
"Wait, why're you here Pinkie?"
>"Just came to check up on you Sunny!"

>>28033281
>Pinkie smiles as she falls from the tree
>"Anon is one tough cookie you know!"
"I'm starting to see that, but he seems like he'll be a good friend."
>Pinkie shifts a little closer to you
>"Do you have a plan to befriend him?"
"Not really, but I'm going to try and talk to him after I give him this."
>You hold the water bottle up like a trophy
>"Oh! Are you going to give that to him during his workout after school?"
"Does he workout here after school?"
>Pinkie dons a sly smile and leans on your shoulder
>"Sunny, come on, I looked into him before. Trust me, he'll be at the weight room after school."
>Maybe he does go there after school?
>Wouldn't hurt to check
>Then it's settled!
>After school you'll check for Anon in the weight room!
>You will return his water bottle!
>You will become his friend!
>You wil—
*BRIIIINNNNNNGGGGG*
>Oh jimmy john christmas, was that the end bell?!
>You have less than 5 minuets to get to the other side of the school!
>Better hurry!
>Oh wait, gotta thank Pinkie fir—
>Wait where'd she go?
>looking down you find a crudely drawn note in crayon
>"Have to get to Home Ec b4 bell rings again. Go make Anon's day a little more Sunny!"
>She did not just make that pun
>How'd she even disapear so fast?
>Celestia that girl confuses you sometimes

That seems like a good stop 4 now. Any gud? Should I keep going?

>>28033281
>"Hey Anon, I came to return your water bottle"
"Thanks."
>He throws it in the trash the moment she passes it to him

>>28033293
Not bad, keep on

>>28033293
Sick pun m8
You just have some mistake like capitalization and punctuation.
Keep it up amigo.

>>28034937

Hey all, running into a few personal issues that may take me out from posting the next update today.

I'll try to get at least a bit tonight (which would mean a shorter update) if not the entire thing, but no promises.

Sorry.

>>28035940
>personal issues
How died?

>>28035967
Who*

Brain is fucked.

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>>28033264
Jimmy Neutron reference, hmmm.

>>28035940
OH SHIT NOT THE EARLY WANRING SIGNS! NOT YOU MAN!

>>28036339
Its not a dog shitting, we may be safe.

>>28036379
WE THOUGHT THAT BEFORE!

Man...play vidya or write...what do?

>want to write
>never did before
>will likely disappear
>don't even watch the show anymore

>>28036968
WRITE YOU FUCK OR LEAVE! DONT GET OUR HOPES UP!

>>28035940
P-Pls no more "dog shitting".
I miss him.

>>28037007
yeesh. I'll write in a bit. Just give me a few hours to pre write a bit, then I'll post some stuff.

>>28036973
Give it a shot you faggot. Don't be such a little bitch.

I miss splerg

>>28036968
Do what you gotta do mang
Live the dream

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So where's scianon?

His dog shit on every single carpet in all of down under?

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>>28038060
KIA. Or at best MIA and so busy with real life he forgot about us.

page 9

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>>28020511
"And that's how the mayor's daughter lost her virginity to a rabbit and two lamps."
>"Anon. Ah swear you're making this stuff up."
"Yeah, it was something." you say letting out a small chuckle.
>Before you can tell her another tale of one of your adventures, AJ interrupts you.
>"Say Anon, I'm a bit curious. How do you find out about these monsters anyway?"
"Well, often enough it's pure chance. Usually it involves investigating phenomenon that has mostly paranormal origins. Because of that most of our current contracts involve ghosts or vampires depending on a region since those creatures can pop up anywhere and are harder to track down."
>"If that was the case, how did ya hear about the one that brought ya here?"
"There are some people, or groups of people, that still know about Witchers or at least hear about us still doing work. If they know where to look they can hire us, for a hefty sum of course."
>Applejack ponders over your words as you slow your pace outside of a certain building.
"Well, here we are."
>"Huh, ah've heard about this place. Never been to it though."
"There's a first time for everything." you comment opening and holding the door for her.
>"Why thank you." she says with a mock bow and a cheeky grin.
>Heading inside the restaurant you get strange feeling someone is watching you.
>Now that you think about it though, you've had this feeling since you entered the movie theater.
>Because there were already a few people there you just ignored the feeling, but the fact that you're sensing it again.
>Once is chance. Two is a trend.
>Better not make this a problem.
>Turning behind you, nothing but a few pedestrians are walking up and down the sidewalk.
>Scanning the area, you can't see anything strange but you can't help but feel someone is definitely watching.

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>>28039512

>"Shh!"
>"Did he see us?"
>"I don't think so. How could he?"
>"Enhanced sight, hearing and smell remember?"
>"Twilight you don't have to be snarky."
>"I'm not being snarky!"
>"Hey Sunset, something wrong?"
>"I dunno. Something just feels off."
>"Must be the suit, it's giving you a wicked cameltoe."
>"WHAT?! Why didn't you tell me?!"
>"Well I figured you liked show-"
>"Look they're going in!"


>Entering the pizzeria, you stand next to Applejack as you wait for someone to seat you two.
>A relatively busty waitress quickly heads towards the small podium wearing a tight black t-shirt with the business's logo stamped across in white and red lettering.
>"Welcome to Gio's Pizzeria how many will be dining?"
"Two. We have reservations under the name Anon."
>"Just a second." she says looking down a clipboard, "Ah yes, we have a table already ready for you. If you two will come this way."
>Following the waitress, you take note at the decorum inside. The atmosphere is pretty casual with a few families and couples eating their meals in peace.
>Passing by a few tables, you see the open view into the kitchen where cooks work diligently making pizza and other similar foods.
>"Here you are. My name is Flitter and I'll be your host tonight." she says handing you two menus. "I'll be back in a bit to take your orders."
>Leaving you two alone, Applejack eyes the waitress as she walks off and leans over the table.
>"She has some huge tracts of land..." she whispers behind her menu.
"Didn't think I'd take you to be the type to stare."
>"I know... but they're almost as big as Fluttershy!"
"Feeling envious?"
>Applejack's face goes red. "What no!"
>You just stare at her.
>"Okay... maybe..."
"Don't worry AJ, I like you the way you are. Plus, your breasts are already good hand holds as it is."
>She smiles, "Thanks Ano... wait... what?!"

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>>28039528

>"Aw crap, why do I get all the weirdo groups... Hey there my name's Cloudchaser. How many?"
>"Six please and could we get a booth across from those two?"
>"Do you have reservations?"
>"No?"
>"Then no."
>"Maybe we could come to an understanding..."
>"Pinkie I don't think bribing the waitress is a goo-"
>"Are you seriously bribing me with a dollar?"
>"Fine. *TWO* dollars."
>"I don't get paid enough for this..."
>"Move aside Pinkie, listen dear our friends over there are on their first date. We would like to see it go well. Find it in your heart to help us in a matter of love!"
>"Twenty bucks."
>"E-excuse me?"
>"Twenty bucks. And I'll let you have the booth and I won't even question why you're all wearing gimp suits."
>"Are you out of your mind?!"
>"They're not gimp suits... are they?"
>"What's a gimp suit?"
>"I'll tell you when you're older Twilight."
>"Unless you make a reservation I can't give you the booth otherwise."
>"Rarity, just give her twenty. Here I'll spot you three."
>"I... um... have five... though I... er... do so under protest... if that's okay."
>"Ugh fine, can we make a reservation?"
>"Sorry we're booked for the night."
>"There's hardly anyone here! D-don't you shrug at me!"
>"Rarity you're causing a commotion."
>"You girls, here twenty dollars."
>"Right this way."
>"I hate you."


>"Are you two ready to order?" Flitter asks with a pen and notepad ready.
>"Well, ah'd like a root beer and that meat lover calzone thing." Applejack replies reading off the menu.
>"Excellent choice, and for you sir?"
>"I'll have the... fettuccine Alfredo? And a water."
>"Would you like any appetizers?"
>"Anon?"
"Maybe an order of that fried calamari."
>"I'll get that started for you two right away."
>The waitress writes your orders down and takes your menus.
"Thanks."
>Smiling, Flitter walks away leaving you and AJ alone again.

>>28038060
Who cares his story wasn't good.

>>28039528
>"Must be the suit, it's giving you a wicked cameltoe."
>"WHAT?! Why didn't you tell me?!"
>"Well I figured you liked show-"
>"Look they're going in!"
I thank you for this image.

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>>28039554
>You awkwardly pull on your collar. Smalltalk isn't one of your strong suits.
>Looking around for anything to talk about you can't help but pay attention to your surroundings.
>With the dim lighting inside the restaurant, it definitely adds to the atmosphere.
>Especially the way the candlelight in between you two highlights her features. Definitely makes her look... all the more attractive to you.
"So uh... you got the "meat lovers"?"
>"What can ah say? Ah love mah meat." she says with a sultry grin.
>This girl...
"Down Applejack. Let's not get too far ahead or else we'll both be stripping down naked in the restaurant."
>She giggles, "Such a charmer."
"I know right?"
>Applejack rests one of her arms across the table, in return you caress her hand.
>"Thanks fer taking me out tonight."
"Sorry about the movie though."
>"Ah don't you worry. Lyra just got under my skin that’s all."
"Well, I'll promise to take you out again to watch the movie you want this time."
>"Sounds good."
>Applejack smiles as you two spend the next few minutes just appreciating each other's company.
>All that is ruined however when there's a commotion being made across the restaurant.


>"What are they doing Rarity?"
>"I don't know yet Rainbow Dash, I can't see them!"
>"But it's so cramped... couldn't we have just sat at a normal table?"
>"Someone just kill me now."
>"It's not all bad Sunset. Just think of this as a learning experience on your teacher."
>"Twilight, do I really have to tell you how creepy this all is?"
>"No one forced you to put on the cat suit..."
>"..."
>"It feels nice..."
>"Um... could I have the garden salad... um please..."
>"I'd like three Colta Cola, two meaty supreme pizzas with all the fixings, three meatball sliders, four orders of mozzarella sticks and a side order of wings and fries. What do you girls want?"
>"Does... does Pinkie normally order that much food?"
>"Yes. Yes she does egghead. It's best not to question where she puts it all."

>>28039528
>"She has some huge tracts of land..." she whispers behind her menu.
"Didn't think I'd take you to be the type to stare."
>"I know... but they're almost as big as Fluttershy!"
"Feeling envious?"
>Applejack's face goes red. "What no!"
>You just stare at her.
>"Okay... maybe..."
"Don't worry AJ, I like you the way you are. Plus, your breasts are already good hand holds as it is."
Jealous Applejack is hot. So is the huge Fluttershy reference.

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>>28039629
>"I'll have the lasagna if you would be so kind dear."
>"Eh, I'll take the meatball sub."
>"You know, with all this food, it'll be hard to keep an eye out on Anon and AJ."
>"Oh hush darling, just because we're partaking in unscrupulous activities doesn't mean we can't enjoy a night out as well."
>"I'd hardly consider stalking our friends on a private date "enjoyable"."
>"Oh don't be such a spoil sport Sunny! Just trust Auntie Song Smile and everything will turn out fine."
>"You're... like a year or two younger than I am."
>"She... um says that to me a lot too... and I'm a year older..."
>"Right, well that's all fun, but anyone else want anything or...?"
>"Looks like we're all good!
>"OH OH! And your triple ice cream sundae float!"
>"Pinkie keep it down!"
[/spoiler]

>More time passes by until you realize you can't put this off anymore.
>Getting up from your chair Applejack looks at you strangely.
"Be right back. Restroom."
>"Don't be gone too long loverboy." she says.
>Walking off towards the other side of the restaurant, you hear six very familiar voices whispering among themselves.
>They all freeze when they spot you looking at them with a disapproving look.
>Why the hell are they all wearing form fitting suits? They probably would have been less conspicuous if they had just dressed in normal attire.
>"Uh... hi Anon." Rainbow Dash sheepishly waves.
"..."
>Your only response is a glare of utter despair as their eyes dart left and right to try and find some way out of this situation.
"Talk. Now." you growl out.
>"It was Pinkie's idea!" Rainbow Dash accuses the pink one.
>Looking towards Pinkie, she has guilty grin. "Okay... what if I told you we were all going to go diving after this?"
>"Pinkie!" Twilight hisses.
"I wouldn't believe you as you're obviously lying." you bluntly answer.
>She snaps her fingers.
>"Shoot. Well it was worth a try."
>...
>This is your life now isn't it?

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>>28039554
>"Twenty bucks. And I'll let you have the booth and I won't even question why you're all wearing gimp suits."
>"Are you out of your mind?!"
>"They're not gimp suits... are they?"
>"What's a gimp suit?"
>"I'll tell you when you're older Twilight."
I am dying you fucker!

>>28039656
>"Anon." Sunset speaks up standing from the booth. "Sorry, the girls just wanted to make sure everything went well."
"Are you planning on doing this for every date I take Applejack on?"
>"Er... no..."
>Letting out a sigh, you frown.
"I'm trying to have a good time, but knowing you six are spying on us since the movie theatre is really killing that mood."
>"Well, technically it was when you left the far-"
>"SHUSH!" Rarity says covering Pinkie's mouth.
>Turning back to Sunset, you shake your head.
"I know you care about your friends but... I'm also really disappointed in you."
>Sunset looks down to the ground, "I know."
"Fluttershy I can understand, she gets roped into everything against her will. And I kind of expected this from Rarity and Twilight."
>"Hey..."
>A sharp glare lets her know to shut up.
"I'm not going to tell AJ, nor can I actually stop you from playing stalker but I advise you take your food and go."
>A waitress walks by when you stop her, "Is something wrong?"
"How much is there bill? They're taking it to go."
>"Um... come with me sir."
>Sparing them one last leer, you follow the waitress to the front desk.

>"Well... so much for that."
>"At least he doesn't hate us."
>"Yeah, because that brings me so much comfort."
>"Sunset..."
>"He's hurt girls. We should make it up to him."
>"How?"

>How much food did they fucking order? That was almost a week's worth of food in one sitting!
>Settling the bill, you tell the waitress to keep the difference as her tip.
>You walk past the girls quietly without sparing them another glance as they all look at you ashamed.
>Taking your seat back at your own booth, Applejack eyes you cautiously.
>"You okay sugarcube? You were in there awhile."
"Everything's fine. Nothing you need to worry yourself."
>"Had trouble fitting it all back in?"
>You smirk.
>Before Applejack can inquire any further though, Flitter comes back holding a tray with your freshly prepared food.

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>>28039629
Thirsty Applejack in a dark restaurant.

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>>28039698
>"A meat lover calzone for the lady, and fettuccine alfredo for the sir. Enjoy your meal." she says with a smile.
>"Hoo wee, that smells great!" Applejack says grabbing a fork and knife.
>Grabbing your own utensil, you both begin digging into your meals.
>"Say Anon..." Applejack begins between a mouthful of bites.
"Hmm?"
>"What made ya attracted to me?"
>Her question momentarily makes you swallow at the wrong time and choke on your food.
>Drinking your water, you clear your throat up.
"What brought this on?"
>"It's just, well ah was just curious. Ah'm not as pretty as Rarity or smart like Twilight so I ju-"
>You shush her with a finger.
"Don't worry about them."
>She sets down her fork and looks at you sadly.
>"Can ya just answer the question."
"Well... you're boring."
>Her face goes deadpan.
>"What."
>You smirk.
"That got your attention." you say wiping your mouth with your napkin.
"Most of my life has been constant traveling and fighting magical creatures. Just imagine the magical shit you and your friends deal with from time-to-time."
>"Okay?"
"I have to purposely look for work relating to that in order to survive."
>"Then why don't you just quit?" she asks.
>You let out a weak laugh.
>You've asked that yourself plenty of times before.
"I've tried. But... there's just... you don't just walk away from this life. That'd be like telling you to just walk away from apples and grow oranges."
>"Heresy." she spits out.
"Exactly. The reason I like being with you is because you take me away from all that. A sense of normalcy, a taste of a simpler life. It's... nice to be free from all that. At least for awhile anyway."

>>28039656
>Anon is complaining about a bunch of high school girls following him around while out on dates.
He knows how much worse it could be.

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>>28039745
>Her eyes stare at you in the dim glow from the small candle.
>"But you think ah'm boring?" she bluntly asks.
"Hah, no. Every day with you and your friends is a headache in itself. But you're one that I would gladly live with."
>You lean to the right a little at the other girls' booth. Guess it's not all bad.
>Beats fighting a leshen in the middle of dark forest and getting your shit stolen.
>Her expression turns grim, "So now yer saying I'm a headache too?"
>Your body freezes.
"W-what? No that's not what I- fuck..."
>You facepalm. This is not going how you planned.
>Why is talking to women so complicated?
>Suddenly you feel a warmness over your other hand.
>Looking back to your date, you see her smiling warmly.
>"Sugarcube, I'm just messin' with ya. Ah know this ain't exactly your comfort zone. Hopefully we'll work on it, together."
>Smiling back, you clench your hand over hers.
"Together."
>Gazing into each other's eyes, the mood is unfortunately broken by your waitress coming back.
>"O-oh... did I interrupt something."
>Sighing, you nod.
"Kind of."
>"I am *SO* sorry." she says apologetically, "I just wanted to let you know that your bill has been settled and this is your receipt."
>"Really? Who woulda done that?"
>You scoff, peeking your head and looking behind Applejack you see Pinkie Pie and the others hiding heads behind their booth and waving.
"I have an idea."
>Probably to make up for them spying on you two.
>It's a start.
---

Alrighty, sorry about the lateness of this update. Everything was all taken care of. Hope I didn't cause *too* much of a panic.

>>28039698
Wait he is paying for Pinkies order? I know the man gets paid well, but DAMN is he going to be pissed.

>>28039783
Aw, Anon goofing for his girl.

>>28033209
I don't know why, but that song coupled with his thoughts made me laugh.

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Just a reminder, if you want a to make a green, just go for it. Too bad that I can't.

>>28039698
>>"Had trouble fitting it all back in?"

God fucking damn....

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>>28040898
Fucking Applejack, man. He's gotta say that about her tits sometime.

>>28033293
Good job sofar

>>28041718

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>>28040914
You know Anon is a ass man for a reason, right? Pic related. Also found a shitton of close enough SFW pics of Applejack.

>>28033293
I like it.

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>>28033293
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv0iUKb80C8
>Breathe in
>Up
>4
>Breathe out
>Down
>Breathe in
>Up
>5
>Rack
>You sigh as you sit up on the bench
>Your body slick with sweat relaxes as you sit alone
>You reach down toward your wa—empty air
>Shit you forgot about your water bottle
>Probably left it with Bacon Simmer during lunch
>That was her name right?
>Whatever
>The room is still and quiet with the exception of your breathing and music
>Eurobeat hums softly in your ears
>How many times have you done this now?
>Just sat here as you recovered
>It's nice
>No one to mess you up in-between sets
>It's kinda weird though
>Don't think you've ever seen any of the sports teams use this room after school
>Why do they even keep it open?
>Maybe they come in after you leave
>Getting off track
>You lift yourself up and unrack the 35s
>As you squat down to grab another 45 you notice movement in your peripheral
>Huh, maybe someone else is finally using the room
>As you rack a 45 you sneak a peak towards the new lifter
>Oh for the love of
>It's her again
>Fuckin, Sunnyside Eggs?
>Are you hungry or something?
>You'll have to eat when you're done
>Anyways
>Maybe she just wants to get jacked yo
>Yea—no
>Surprise, she's moving toward you
>Man, this was your last set
>It was this then the sweet release of vidya
>No wait
>You should be happy
>You can stamp out any hopes she has of meddling you right now
>Better to disappoint her now then grow found of her and her lilac shampoo that just tickles the no—
>Fuckin hell where'd did that come from?!
>Fucking hormones and shit
>Clear your head
>You breathe in deeply
>You just gotta think of something

>>28042907
GREEN

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>>28042907
>You didn't even know this school had a weight room
>You recall that Flash might've said something about it when you were, stilltryingtotakeovertheschool
>Jeez it feels weird thinking back to then
>Well, here it is
>It only took you 15 minutes but you found it
>The weight room!
>As you get close to the room you can hear heavy breathing
>Peering in you can see Anon at the far end of the room benching
>Well this is a surprise
>You couldn't tell earlier today when he had his sweatshirt on but...
>He really must do nothing but workout
>Looking at him with shorts and a VERY tight t-shirt you can see the benefits his lifestyle must bring
>Is it hot in here or just him?
>Actually it’s probably you because you're still wearing a leather jacket
>Grasping the lost item you do a quick once over of yourself and walk in

>>28042920
>It seems Anon already notices you
>He seems to be having conflicting emotions upon seeing you though
>That's not even a guess
>His face switches from annoyance to day dreamy to a neutral expression
>As you close in on him he actually initiates the conversation
>"Uh hello again Suuuu..."
"Sunset Shimmer"
>He nods
>"Yea, hello again Sunset."
>His voice is much more even and deep than during lunch
>Maybe he was really surprised back then
>"So what would you like now?"
>He sits down on the bench while stretching his arms
>Those big muscular...
>Don’t stare, he's waiting for you!
>You clear your throat
"Well I noticed something during lunch and I just felt I needed to see you."
>He raises his left eyebrow
"You forgot this!"
>You hand him his water bottle like an award
>"Aw, thanks. Was wondering where I left that."
>He takes the water bottle from you and takes a drink
>"Saved me the time to go looking for it. Thanks again."
>You smile and avert you gaze
"It was nothing, though if you're really thankful..."
>You leave it hang there as he stares at you
>"What do you want me to do?"
>He took the bait!
>You clasp your hands together
"Well maybe you could hangout with me an—"
>He holds up his hand and interrupts you
>"Absolutely not."

>>28042907
>>Fuckin, Sunnyside Eggs?
>>Are you hungry or something?
kek

>>28042927
>Jeez she is persistent
>But really?
>Just cause you bring my water bottle back doesn't mean I'm gonna hangout with you
>No matter how good you sme—
>NO! Bad mind!
>Keep on the, no I don't like her, track
>You sigh clearing your mind
"It's not something against you or anything. I just don't think it’s a good idea."
>She steps closer towards you
>"Come on! Who knows, maybe the girls and I will become your best friends?"
>She throws you a big smile
>"Besides, how can you say it's a bad idea if you haven't even tried it?"
"Who says I haven't..."
>Your mind wanders to your friends at ol—
>No
>That time is done
>It just isn't worth thinking about
>Maybe you should spell it out for her
"Look Sunset. I guess I'm gonna have to just flat out say it aren't I?"
>She moves her hands behind her and stares with her big prett—NORMAL eyes
"I. Am. Not. Going. To. Be. Your. Friend."
>You make sure to annunciate every word
"Period. End of story. No compromise."
>Her face forms into a bit of a frown
>"But why Anon? Why don't you want to be friends? Is something wrong?"
>Is there something wrong?
>Why are you alone?
>Wouldn't it be better t—
>NO
>I WILL NOT DO THIS AGAIN
>I REFUSE
>Your face twists into an angry grimace
>SHE SHOULD JUST SHUT UP
>HOW COULD SHE EVEN KNOW HOW IT FEELS
>WHY CAN'T SHE JUS—
>No
>It’s because she doesn’t know
>Need to calm down
>You take a deep breath
>Hell you take a few of them
>She doesn't know
>Just calm down
>There's no point
>You feel the corners of your face loosen

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>>28042920
>>Is it hot in here or just him?
here we go

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>>28042944
>Something is definitely wrong
>Anon's face just twisted into an almost past you tier rage face
>Did you offend him?
>You're about to attempt to calm him down when he starts to take deep breaths
>His face relaxes back into his more neutral expression
>You were a little curious about Anon you admit
>But now
>Maybe he really does need you and the girls
"Anon, I'm sorry if I did anything to make you uncom—"
>"Don't be, it's my own fault."
>His face takes on that wistful look again as he redirects his gaze to the floor
>”Can you please, leave me alone.”
>Maybe if you just leave the option out he'll take it
>Maybe he just needs some time
"I know I don't know you or anything, but if you need someone to talk to, I know the girls or I would love to lend an ear."
>"Thanks, but I'd rather if right now I cou—"
>*Slam*
>A loud slam interrupts him
>Turning toward the noise you see none other than
>Flash?
>what's he doing here?
>"Ey, ANON!"
>Flash cheekily grins as his cronies file in after him
>"The Flash has gotta discuss something about that thi—"
>He stops upon seeing you standing next to Anon
>"Well look over here guys! It's the reformed bad girl! Still pretending to be a goodie goodie Sunny buns?"
>Wow, you've forgotten how much of a scumbag Flash is
>It's like after the dazzlings put that spell on him he just became the worst, permanently
>Maybe he was always like that and the spell just made him stay that way
"I'm not pretending! I have changed!"
>Flash snorts
>"Yea sure you have. Anyways, now that's two things Anon needs to answer for."
>Anon stands up
>"And what would those be Ass get-bentry?"
>Flash mock laughs
>"Whoa there, ease up on those sick burns."
>Flash straightens up as his posse lines up behind him
>"One; you don't fuck with the Flash. Two; you don't fuck with the Flash's babes."
>He pulls a comb out and starts brushing it through his hair

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>>28042953
>God fucking damnit you hate this twink mother fucker
“And just who are your babes Flash? Rightalina and Lefty Luu?”
>Flash beats his chest and spreads his hands out wide
>”All the hot babes in CHS are the Flash’s babes loser!”
>Flash starts to chuckle alongside his henchmen
>This fucking guy
>He’s only talked to you a few times but
>Jesus Christ is this guy a fucking tool
>It wasn’t enough that he basically put the ass in assburgers
>But the fucking ego on this ladyboy fuck
>Maybe if you just wring his nec—
>”You have committed the cardinal sins in the Flash’s school, and the Flash doesn’t like sinners.”
>Is he really going to keep referring to himself in third person?
>”Are you really going to keep referring to yourself in the third person?”
>Seems Sunset knows this guy is full on retard too
>Maybe she is smarter than she looks
>”The Flash will refer to his awesome self however the Flash wants, ain’t that right guys?”
>His squad nods feverously behind him
>You know, you could ask for him to clarify what you did but
>No
>You really don’t give a shit

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>>28042960
>You glance down to your phone
>It’s 6pm
>You were supposed to be leaving by now
>You were supposed to be so close to vidya freedom
>Instead you’re attending court with Emperor Autism
>Yea—no fuck this
>As “The Flash” continues to feed off his followers praise you walk toward the exit
>Passing next to Sunset you mutter to her
“I’m leaving. Don’t talk to me again, ok?”
>She seems startled out of the autistic trance Flash probably put her in
>”Wait, but Anon I really thin—”
>You just shake your head and continue on
>You really just don't feel like dealing with this shit
>You need to get out of here before you get too mad
>After all can't be beating the mentally impaired like Flash
>As you get a couple steps past flash he finally notices you’re leaving
>”Wait! The Flash did not dismiss you yet!”
>You let out a chuckle
"The Flash can continue his autistic circle jerk without me."
>He waves his hand with a flourish in your direction
>”Seize him!”

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>>28042968
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZOkZVgOiDo
>Oh no
>This can’t end well
>Anon is a big guy and all
>But he’s out numbered four to one
>Even if it is just Snips, Snails, and Sandlewood
>You have to stop this!
“Wait Flash you shou—!”
>Before the words even have time to escape from your mouth Anon turns on his heels
>You could feel the change in Anon
>The look on his face can only be described as dripping with malice
>His entire body seems flexed and ready
>His voice comes out in a barely controlled growl
>”Do it. I'm right here.”
>His glare, challenging Flash’s three goons, stops them in their tracks
>Honestly you’re a bit scared yourself
>You feel so small under Anon’s gaze
>He didn't always tower over you like this, right?
>Anon right now seems like he’d sooner gut you than give you a how do you do
>Flash however doesn’t seem to care
>”What are you guys waiting for, the flash commands you to get him!”
>For a moment it looks like they might actually move
>Until Anon takes a step forward
>And another
>With every step forward Flash’s friends take one back
>Each step chips away at Flash’s bravado
>Until Flash is shaking and standing alone
>With Anon directly above of him
>”So much for the court of Emperor Autismo.”
>Anon hunches down a bit to be at eye level with Flash
>”I'm only going to tell you once. Got it Flash?”
>Flash just shakes like a leaf
>"Leave me alone."
>Anon just stands back to full height and walks away
>You’re a bit stunned
>He just leaves after all that?
>Flash is still just shaking
>He’s a jerk, but he might need some help
>You’ll check on him just in case
>You walk up to him
“Are you alright Flash?”
>He jumps a bit at your words
>He looks to you with a thousand yard stare
>”Th-the Flash is always good. The flash just needs t-to to...”
>He walks in the directions his friends ran off to

>>28042986
>That was not what you had in mind for your meeting with Anon
>You hope this isn’t a trend with Anon
>Well something is for sure now
>Anon is a very interesting person
>An interesting person who needs a friend
>Perhaps it’s time to enlist the help of the girls
>He needs our help
>No one can make faces like that and be ok
>Something must be eating him up inside
>Hopefully he’ll open up to us
>If we all show him we’re here for him he’ll cave for sure
>Alright!
>I’ll talk with the girls at breakfast tomorrow!
>I’m sure if we all come together we can coordinate an invincible strategy!
>Anon’s days of friendlessness are over!
>Worry not Anon
>For Sunset Shimmer will help integrate you back into the magic!
>The magic of Friendship!
>Ok, that sounded a bit corny even in your head
>Whatever, it’s time to take the first step to helping Anon!
>The first step into—
>A puddle in the weight room
>Wait, what’s a puddle doing in the middle of the weight room?
>No way
>It can’t be
>OH DEAR CELESTIA THE SMELL!
>Euughh
>I’m going to have to burn this shoe now
>Thanks Flash


Little update before my weekend starts, will be writing again in a couple of days

>>28042998
anon was a hitman

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>>28043027
Who knows? Though intimidating the likes of snips, snails, sandlewood, and Flash doesn't really require much more than being a big guy

>>28043084
the malice filled eyes sold me

>>28039604
Drawfag plz

>>28042986
dat pic

>>28042960
This motherfucker just needs to be smashed into paste.

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>>28042998
THE POWER OF THE STARE COMPELS YOU TO BE A BITCH!

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>>28042998
Weekend has been cut short. Will have more Wednesday morning! Ha-zah

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bump with what Anon gets up in the morning for.

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How come this thread still alive, holy fuck.

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>>28044216
Assman master race

>>28044231
Axii has been posting regularly.

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>>28044242
PRAISE THE BOOTY!

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>>28044243
Yay me.

>>28044420
Good job, Axii! You did it!

>>28033293
You had my curiosity, now you have my attention

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>>28044420
Have a medal.

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>>28042998

>>28044420
Have a (You)

>>28044420
>>28044243
>>28044231
A writefag that posts regularly does wonders for a thread's longevity. Thanks Axi

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>>28043084

I-I miss h-him

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bump

>>28033299
I missed this comment while scrolling and when I saw it I fucking died

>>28043084
UUUUUUU

>>28048077
Hnngg

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Boop

>>28050522

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Not sure why she looks like this, but have another Applejack.

>>28051718
Dem eyes

>>28032484
I can't remember where i first read it, but I think It was here.
Does anyone remember a fic where Anon becomes a successful engineer, and Thanks to that Singel mom Twilight finally wants to fucc him.
Then Appul and Twilight kind of fights over him.
Does it ring any Bells?

>>28053891
That's a story by NaOH/Liquid Plasma on the Fingerbang Genera called "High School Reunion".

High School Reunion: http://pastebin.com/LR23Hndi
Lustful Temptations: http://pastebin.com/CKzpdJcv
Loose Ends: http://pastebin.com/s8yRH44Q

Then he decided to reboot it from the beginning but its still unfinished as he's focusing on two or three other stories (Winter Formal Dash, A Childhood Friend)
http://pastebin.com/V2X9kBar

>>28054034
The extremes some writers go to make stories. Please don't do that Axii, we need a story to be finished.

>>28054034
This story is pretty neato.

Speaking of stories, what was that one with Sunset and Anon? The one where it seemed to start with AJ but then they broke things off or something.

Anon took Sunset to Prom or Homecoming? I can't remember but it spawned a whole line of threads.

>>28055378
You are thinking of Full R3tard's Homecoming Anon

http://pastebin.com/wnBmVqHw

>>28055442
That's it thanks!

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>>28039783
>"Mmm, ah'm stuffed." Applejack says leaning back in her chair with a satisfied smile.
>She pats her stomach twice to emphasize her point.
"Glad you enjoyed yourself." you reply leaning on your arm.
>Applejack grins before stepping out of the booth and sitting next to you.
>She leans the weight of her body on you before grabbing your napkin and wiping some leftover sauce on your cheek.
"I could have gotten that myself."
>"Now hush, ah wouldn't be a good girlfriend if ah didn't take care of my boyfriend now would I?"
"I guess not? Ready to go?"
>AJ nods.
>You both exit the booth and head towards the front door. Though you notice that the booth Sunset and the others occupied is now empty.
>It seems the girls took your words to heart and left.
>Good.
>Taking a few single bills out of your wallet, you hand them to Flitter as a tip.
>"Thank you and have a good night." she says.
>Stepping out into the street, the air has gotten colder and there are fewer people out.
>The moon is already beginning its journey across the sky. Taking a look at your watch it's only 7:45.
"So any room for dessert?"
>"Nah, I ain't Pinkie Pie. I actually have to worry about my weight."
"Well, want to take a walk in the park? Work off that food a little?"
>"Sure."
>You don't really need to due to your metabolism, but you want to spend a little more time with her.
>Maybe actually get some peace and quiet for once too.
>Holding out your arm, she loops her own into it as you head off to your next destination.
"Something on your mind?" you ask a little down the way.
>Her mind looks troubled by the way she just stares ahead.
>"Y'know Anon, sometimes ah still find it hard ta believe someone like you would take an interest in someone like me."
"Well I told you-"
>"I know what ya told me. It's just that..."
>Her face goes sullen.

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>>28055748
"Just what?"
>"It's just, someone as experienced as you would go fer someone older than a highschool girl."
"Is this about my age again?"
>"Kinda. If you looked like your age you can be guaranteed someone was going to take a lotta issues with our relationship."
>She's not wrong. At least not completely.
>Not many adults nowadays really tolerate someone in their thirties dating someone who's roughly half their age.
>You yourself sometimes find it difficult to tolerate others in the same situation you're in.
>Which, looking at you and AJ right now is hypocritical.
>Most of the time it's really just an older man taking advantage of a younger girl and justifying it as true love.
>Who's to say you're not doing the same thing?
>It's not like home on the Continent, where cultural norms are slightly more relaxed in the less urban areas.
>"Ah mean, Principal Celestia ah could understand you setting your sights on. She's around yer age, knows her way around a man. You lookin' eighteen isn't as much a concern as it is us."
>You two eventually arrive at one of the public park entrances.
>Because of the time, there aren't a lot of people around. There's a few other individuals having a bonfire at one of the barbecue pits but other than that it's mostly empty.
>Applejack guides you to the swing set and sits down on one of the swings.
"I can't change how old I am AJ."
>"I know."
"So I'll bite then. Is our difference in age really going to be an obstacle? Besides you, your brother, the girls and both Principals. No one here in Canterlot actually knows how old I am."
>She teeters slightly on the swing as she grabs both chains holding it up.
>Sitting down on the adjacent set, she looks up at the moon in the sky.
>"It really shouldn't..."
"Where is this coming from anyway? Before, this wasn't really an issue."
>AJ bites her lower lip, "After our small little spat after the movie."
"..."

>>28055748
IS THAT YOU AXII

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>>28055763
>"It reminded me on how different we are. And not just cause of age."
"What do you mean?"

>You turn to Anon before diverting your eyes.
>Why in the hell did you have to go and bring this up?
>This was supposed to be a date.
>"Applejack?"
"I'm just a simple farm girl. Sometimes I wonder why you chose me and not someone like Twilight who knows about all that Witcher stuff."
>"Because I don't like Twilight in that way."
"Then why me and not someone else like Rarity who practically threw herself at your feet?"
>You can hear let out an exhausted sigh. He steps off the swing and kneels right in front of you.
>"Because I want you." Anon simply says. "And only you. I made my mind up about that quite a while ago."
>Your heart skips a beat.
>A warm tingling sensation shoots straight up your body as you begin tearing up.
>"Applejack, I'll ask you this. Do you want us this to work out? I'll understand if you need more time to reconsider. Hell, if you want to wait until your eighteenth birthday I'll do that."
>He wipes a fresh tear from your eye and smiles.
"A...Anon..."
>Unable to hold yourself back any longer, you launch yourself off the swing set and tackle Anon to the ground.
>You force your mouth to his, bringing him into as deep a kiss as you can possibly muster.
>The Witcher wraps his arms around you and sits up while you continue your assault.

>"Aww. That's so cute."
>"Why are we still following them?!"
>"Oh hush now Sunset, we're in too deep to just stop now."
>"Rarity I... ugh. No, nuh uh. I'm going home. Twilight are yo-"
>"Stop moving Pinkie"
>"Sorry Dash- whoops!"
>"Ow..."
>"Forget it, I'm leaving. Fluttershy, Twilight are you coming?"
>"I... I think that would be best..."
>"Er... I sorta of want to watch this..."
>"Fine. Whatever."
>"Hmph, how rude."
>"Rarity, maybe she's right. This isn't fun any more."
>"What you're all just going to leave?"

>>28055768
Of course it is!

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>>28055782

>"My brother should be getting off of work now, I think I'll catch a ride with him."
>"Dashy could I catch a ride with you?"
>"Sure Pinkie."
>"Oh can we stop to get some ice cream on the way?"
>"You're all traitors! You hear me!"
>"Give it a rest Rarity."
>"Girls? Girls?! Hmph. Maybe they're right. It looks like kissing is as much as they're even going to do. Applejack's much too old fashioned to be doing much more in public."

>Leaving the others to their voyeuristic activities, you and Fluttershy walk away like you should have done in the beginning.
>"T-thanks Sunset... I was getting uncomfortable..."
"Yeah, so was I."
>"But I am glad both Anon and Applejack found something together."
"I think that's the only good that came out of tonight." you say as you yank the form fitting hood off your head.
>You spend a few minutes primping your hair when you notice something strange in the corner of your eyes.
>"Sunset is something wrong?" Fluttershy asks.
>You point at a white sedan in the distance.
"Does... that car look familiar to you?"
>It's lights are off, but you can just make out the shape of someone inside from the lighting of the convenience store behind the car.
>"That kind of looks like..."
>Then it hits you.
"No..."
>"Sunset?"
>You sneak around some other parked cars and cross the street making sure to come up from behind.
>Getting closer the vehicle, you make sure to stay just outside the side mirrors reflection and just inside the blind spot.
>Crawling up to the driver side window, you pop your head up to get a look at who's inside.
"AH HAH!"
>"GAHH!" A woman screams from inside.
>A boxy object flies out of the driver side window smacking you square in the face.

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>>28055792
"OW!"
>Recoiling you hear a curse as something liquid seems to splash on the stranger's lap.
>"HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!" she repeats as she waves her hands to cool the coffee stain on her crotch.
"Principal Celestia?!"
>"Ugh this is going to stain!" your Principal says ignoring you. "Just what the heck do you thi- oh..."
>"Hello Sunset Shimmer. Enjoying your Friday night?" she asks with a sheepish grin.
>Your jaw drops as Fluttershy walks up to you two.
>Regaining your composure, you furrow your brow and cross your arms. You look at the object in your hands and see that's it's another video camera.
>"P-Principal Celestia? Wh-what are you doing here?"
>Uh... I was just in the neighborhood and I... er... look over there! It's a giant magical creature!"
"What? WHERE?!"
>Spinning around to see the threat, both you and Fluttershy only see empty air as you hear a car door slam shut and an engine start.
>Turning back, you see Principal Celestia's car peel out of its parking space and around a corner.
>"What was she doing here?"
"Probably the same thing we were doing." you respond, holding the camera in your hands.
>Going back to the earliest recording made today, you see the Principal has been following Anon ever since they were walking out of the restaurant.
>"But why would she do that?"
>Groaning, you just shove the camera into her hands.
>You really hope that Principal Celestia's tastes aren't too indicative of Princess Celestia's back in Equestria.
>Is that why all her guards are male? *The* Princess of the Sun, your old teacher, somepony who was like a mother to you who could do no wrong?
>Is that... oh ew... now you're getting a mental image.
"It's a long story I don't want to deal with right now."
>Right now you just want to go home and sleep the rest of this crazy night away.

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>>28055803
>Breaking apart for air. You find yourself towering over Anon as he lies on the ground.
>Your face is all flushed, your body is all hot.
>"Wow."
"Wow indeed cowboy." you reply leaning in close. "Does that answer your question?"
>"Not really, but I'll take it anyway."
>You suddenly let out a squeal and sit up straight as two hands squeeze your bottom.
>Shooting him a dirty look, Anon grins.
>"There, now we're eve-"
>He's interrupted by your hands grasping the bottom of your shirt.
>His eyes go wide as he immediately sees what you're doing. "Applejack you're not..."
"I want you right now." you say getting the top button undone.
>Anon's hands grab yours to stop you.
>"Hold up, we're not alone."
>You lean in close and whisper into his ear.
"Ah don't care about those other folk. They can watch fer all ah care."
>Anon gulps.
>"Applejack..."
>Smirking, you get off of Anon and pull him up with one tug.
>"Look we can find a hotel or some-"
"Nonsense. This way."
>You drag Anon over to a secluded area of the park behind some tall bushes and a large tree.
"Here should be good."
>Anon peeks around the thick foliage.
>"I don't..."

>You silence him by quickly undoing your shirt buttons and pulling your shirt apart.

---

That's it for now.

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>>28055792
>Rarity would do more in public.
Damn that thirst is strong in that girl, I feel sorry for the guy that gets her.

>>28055803
HAHAHAHA! SHE FUCKING HAD A STAKEOUT WITH COFFEE AND EVERYTHING!

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>>28055830
YOU COCK TEASING MOTHER FUCKER!

>>28055830
We are going to get the sex scene with Rarity in the background right?

>>28055830
Of course you had to stop right before the good stuff

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>>28055830
WOAH NELLY

AJS GOT A FIRE IN HER PANTIES

>>28055970
Thank god Anon is a witcher, he can put out the fire DEEP in Applejack's "oven" without any problems. We also should have a Rarity out watching them too.

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>>28055930
>>28055956
>>28055967
Gonna put the coitus scene in a separate paste when it's written out (which is what I'm doing next so it doesn't get put off). It'll be my first time writing smut so I want to take some extra time to get it down, hence why this update was a little shorter.

The next story update I'll post in this thread will be the scene after it so anyone who doesn't like that sort of thing can just skip it. That way it'll work out for mostly everyone.

>>28056004
Annoying for it to be separate, but fair enough I guess, just let us know when.

>>28056004
why would you do that

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>>28056029
>>28056004
If there's enough want for it I guess I could just post the smut update in the thread.

To keep some activity up, I guess next set of dubs gets to decide maybe?

And maybe because I want to torment all of you.

>>28056213
Post it in the thread. No reason not to.

>>28056213
Post in thread, your the only consistent poster and anyone that complains is a faggot.

>>28056213
C'mon Axii, do it.

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Bump

>>28055984
That could either be good or bad. Good in that he can put out her fire every time, bad that she can never get kids from him.

>>28056213
I bet it's gonna be
cuddling

>>28056229
Yeah just post the scene just like another part of the history like nothing if you want too , anybody forced you

>>28057301
Well, no plan is always perfect. Although I do have to point out that the possibility is extremely low. It is possible. And given how "hot" Applejack runs, its only a matter of time, till then though. WOOOO WOOOOO! Or more like HARDER ANON HARDER! While in the middle of the park.

>>28056213
i still want Celestia's thirst to be quenched

>>28057355
L-lewd

>>28057959
Wanna know something lewder?
"Applejack is going to ride Anon's cock so hard while Rarity fingers herself watching, until she milks Anon's cock dry into her womb".

>>28058001
God damn it, I didn't spoil it correctly. Whatever, you get the idea.

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I'm the Anon who wrote a weird story about a STALKER anon a while back and now I've got quite the big dump that'll come when I've typed all my shit, reread it and rewritten some parts

>>28059215
I cant remember STALKER Anon, but hey if you want to dump green, go ahead.

>>28059215
Go ahead m80

>"So Anon, why do you have no friends?"
"I told you already, Sunset, I'm a literal, honest to god, dead for seven centuries ghost. You know, the spoopy kind of ghost that haunts places. Yep, that's me. It's kinda hard to befriend anybody (heh) while you are dead."
>"That is no excuse Anon! We're going to find you some friends!"
"I think your friends are starting to think that you are crazy."
>"The girls are going to help and it's going to be so much fun!"
>Maybe she can't hear you. That would explain this.
>Maybe you should reveal yourself to them?
>Maybe then baconhair will hear you properly?

This is not for fucking pastebin

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>>28042998
“And that’s why we have to help Anon.”
>You have just finished retelling what happened yesterday in the weight room
>The girls were silent as they each processed this new information
>Applejack leans forward with her hands grasped before her
>”So if ah’m right, you think Anon is troubled and needs us?”
“Yep, I don’t think anyone can be so scary and just be completely ok.”
>Applejack leans back with her face scrunched up before relaxing into a smile
>”Well, if you insist ah’ll do it fer you.”
>Rainbow Dash sighs while rolling her eyes
>”I guess if Aj is going to help I can too.”
>Fluttershy smiles while brushing her hair out of her eyes
>I-if you’ll have me I would like to help as well.”
>”I suppose I could part with some of my time to help those without such great friends like I.”
>Rarity smiles while tucking her hand mirror into her purse
>”After all, friends like you should be shared.”
>You feel a bright smile manifest from your lips
>”Oh, I want to help out too! Anon needs to stop being so mad and get glad”
>Pinkie holds up a garbage bag while smiling
>You chuckle and shake your head turning towards Twilight.
“What do you think Twilight? Do you want to help?”
>”If it is as you told us I think that we should try to do something for him.”
>Twilight scratches the back of her head
>”However I don’t know what we could do…”
>Darn
>You hadn’t really thought of much you could do for him
>There’s just too much you don’t know about Anon
>Maybe you need to learn more about him first
>Who he is, what he likes, or maybe why he transferred here half-way through the year?

>>28059935
“Maybe we should do a little info gathering?”
>Twilight nods with a small smile
>”I concur. We need to find out more about Anon before we can help him.”
>Twilight smile grows as the spark in her eyes glows
>”By any chance do any of you have classes with him? I happen to have history with him.”
>You think back to your classes
>You swear you remember seeing Anon in your morning study hall, but he usually goes to the library
“I think I have him in study hall, but he always runs off to the library.”
>You turn to Applejack
>”Ah’ve got English with him.”
>Pinkie bounces a bit in her seat with a wide toothy smile
>”Oh! I’ve got home-ec with him!”
>Fluttershy looks away as you turn to her
>”I have m-math with him.”
>As the table’s gaze turns to Rarity she shakes her head
>”I’m sorry girls, but I don’t remember seeing Anon in any of my classes. Although, I don’t really know what he looks like so I might be mistaken.”
“He’s tall, green, and always wears that black hoodie and sweatpants of his.”
>A look of realization appears on Rarity’s face
>”Oh, that’s Anon? I think he may be in my art class.”
>You notice Rainbow’s fierce look
>”And I have gym with him, remember?”
>”Maybe I can challenge him to something and force him to hang out with us!”
>”I believe that would be counter-productive Rainbow. No we simply need to interact with him and with repeated exposure he may open up to us.
Or perhaps we will observe something that will give us a led.”
“So if we stay around him enough we might grow on him?”
>Twilight nods
>”Precisely.”
“Alright, that might work.”

>>28059950
“So if we map out Anon’s schedule with each of our classes than what we get is…”
>Hour 1: English
>Hour 2: Gym
>Hour 3: Study hall
>Hour 4: History
>Hour 5: Lunch
>Hour 6: Home-ec
>Hour 7: Art
>Hour 8: Math
>Rainbow raises an eyebrow as shakes her head
>”So, wait, I still don’t really get like what we’re supposed to do.”
>”We need only to incorporate him somehow into our day. We simply need to reverse his isolation and we should get a lead on how Anon formed his habits.”
>Rainbow’s confusion doesn’t falter
>”In English please, not egghead.”
“We just need to spend our class with him and hopefully we’ll learn more about him.”
>”Oh, ok. Why couldn’t Twi just say that?”
>Twilight shakes her head sadly while muttering
>”But that is precisely what I said…”
>You chuckle while looking over the schedule
“Alright, so we each try to get Anon to open up and report our findings here after school. Sound like a plan?”
>You look up to see Fluttershy holding her hand up
>“A-actually, I have one”
>Fluttershy shifts uncomfortably in her seat
>”W-what if Anon still doesn’t want to talk?”
“Well, just approach him in a way he can’t really say no?”
>“Ah guess you could ask him for help. Ah’ve asked him a few in English and he helped me out before.”
>Pinkie jumps to a stand
>”Or who knows, maybe he’ll need your help!”
“Yea, I guess if you’re lucky. Though I don’t think we should count on lu—”
*BRRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG*
>Oh hay
>Gotta wrap up before class starts
“Alright, we’ll see how its going at lunch. You know what we’ve gotta do.”
>You all nod as you share a stare of determination
>With the 7 of you, you can surely break through to Anon!
>Onto class!

>>28059973
-HOUR 1-
>Clutching your hat you sprint towards your English room
>Consarnit!
>You wish it didn’t have to be on the other side of the school
>As you rush past others you can see Anon’s figure step into class
>Well at least he’s here
>Making it inside you can see Anon taking a seat in the back
>You were never good at that sufar, subtar, suberage
>That word that means spy stuff and lying
>So you should just approach Anon and be honest with him
>Hopefully something in class will come up and split you into partners or something
>You look to the board and see in big letters,”PARTNER READING p.69-85”
>Seems the great apple in the sky is looking out fer ya
>Looking around it looks like everyone is pretty much partnered up
>Well everyone except Anon
>Which is just fine and dandy fer you
>You saunter up to the back table where Anon is sitting
>Anon is practically eating his book he's so into it
“Howdy partner, ah'm Applejack mind being mah partner?”
>Your words stir Anon from his reading
>”Hm? Oh, sure we can read together I guess. I'm Anon by the way.”
>He doesn’t seem happy, but at least he ain’t mad
>You sit down and grab your book
>Opening to the page however reveals a horrid truth to you
>Something worse than getting oj when ya ordered apple juice
>Ya’ll are gonna have to read a romance passage
>A romance passage with you and Anon as the lovers
>Not at all a big deal
>It’s fine
>It’s just readin
>”I guess I’ll start out.”
>Anon clears his throat and adopts a Mexican accent
>”JAUNITA my love! I have come to rescue you.”
>Anon’s eyes burn with passion
>The way he looks at you makes you
>You don’t know really but it fires you up as well
“Carlito! Ah thought you were dead!”
>You drape a hand on your forehead like a dame in distress

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>>28060013
>”It would take a thousand deaths before my love for you would fade! As long as the flame in my heart still burns I will return for you my love!”
>He stares into your soul as he declares his love for you
>He’s really good at this
>You’d almost believe he really does love you
“Oh Carlito! The way you talk to me makes mah heart aflutter!”
>Anon leans closer grasping his chest with one hand
>”Then I will whisper my words of love to you every morning, I will shout them from the rooftops in the afternoon, and I will imprint them upon you in the evening!”
>Wow, he is really getting into this
>Anon’s face has even changed expressions
>He looks absolutely smitten with you
>It’s kinda making you feel odd
>Not odd in a bad way
>Just that it strikes you odd to see him this into character
>This is character right?
“And I will come to hear ya every day! I will listen to yer words of love with a pounding heart!”
>He steps forward wrapping an arm on your shoulder
>Time slows to a crawl as he peers into your eyes
>“Juanita you must know.”
>Know what?
“What is it my darling Carlito?”
>His face takes a pained expression
>”Even though I do love you, I must, go.”
>No don’t go
“B-but Carlito my love, don’t leave me.”
>You feel tears in your eyes
>Why would carlito leave you?
>”Fear not my little desert cactus, I will return once more.”
>He looks to the skies
>”However where I go, I must go alone. It’s too dangerous for you my love.”
>But you'll protect me Carlito. You always do
“Nothing is too dangerous for me if ah’m with you Carlito.”
>His face closes in
>“Juanita.”
“Carlito.”
>His face is so close you can feel his breath
>You need to be with Carlito
>You can’t bear to see him go
Kiss me Carlito
>”Of course my— wait a second that’s not in here.”

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>>28060040
>Wow, you always did have a problem with getting too much into reading and stuff
>But now you realize that you are pretty much two inches from sucking face with this girl
>This very beautiful, apple smelling, wond—
>Wait, no
>You don’t even know her
>Also weren’t you supposed to not fall in love?
>Also what is it with you and smelling every girl you meet?
>Though papa Neato did say that if you love a girl’s smell you pretty much are meant to be together
>Then again, papa Neato used to love mom’s smell
>You’re getting off track
>You now realize that everyone in class is staring at you holding this girl
>It seems she realizes this as well considering how red her face is
>Embarrassed or maybe she’s just pissed
>Never could tell
>Faster than a six-pack of Jesus juice at Neverland ranch you let go of the girl and back off
>Applejack falls and lands on her juicy as—
>No, bad thoughts!
>Those can come later
>Now is time for damage control
“*ahem* Uh, sorry, I’mreallygoodatactingandItendtogetcarriedawayandIloosemyselfand—”
>She shakes her head with a small smile
>”It’s ok. Ah guess ah took it a little too far too.”
>You offer her your hand as the rest of the class continues about their business
“Need a hand?”
>She accepts and you pull her up
>She still seems a little out of it
>You sigh while looking anywhere but at her
“I guess we can stop since we went a few pages ahead.”
>”Y-yea ah guess we can…”
>Boy howdy this ceiling sure has a lot of bumps in it!
>It’s that spackle stuff that’s never smooth
>It’s like somebody just didn’t wan—
>”Anon?”
>Oh, jeez
>She’s been talking
>Better say something cool
>You flash her the finger guns
“What it do?”
>Jesus tap-dancing Christ what is wrong with you?

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>>28060068
>You need to say something to Anon
>He looks more uncomfortable than a fox at a hound convention
“Anon?”
>He looks a bit panicked before looking to you before snapping finger guns at you
>”What it do?”
>Pfft
>Did he really just
>His voice is still panicked and slightly mexican
>And his face
>His face is stuck midway between oh god not the bees and howdily doodily neighborino
>Anon looks so ridiculous you can’t help but laugh
“Pffthahaahhaaaaha”
>Halfway through you’re laughing Anon starts to chuckle along
>After a hardy laugh you feel the tension drain from yourself
>Anon smirks and puts his hands on his hips
>”Let me try that again, what’s up?”
“Nothing much, just tryin to loosen you up a bit. You looked like you’re bout to run off with your tail between your legs.”
>Anon mocks offense
>”Uh rude, I prefer the term tactical withdrawal. Makes me sound a lot better if I do it.”
>You put your hands on your slightly tilted hips
“Mmmhm, and ah bet you weren’t even scared or embarrassed, huh?
>Anon just shakes his head
>”Pssh, pftt, tch, me? Embarrassed? Get real, I was just trying to cover for you.”
“Uh-huh, and why would you do that?”
>Anon seems lost in thought for a moment while smiling
>”Well, papa Neato always said to take the fall for pretty girls so they don’t have too. Something about how self-sacrifice is its own reward, or that pretty girls will like you. Papa Neato always had the best advice.”
>His smile fades slowly replaced by a frown
>As Anon opens his mouth Ms. Cinnamon Swirl cuts him off
>”Class is almost over so remember to rea—”
>You stop listening and turn back to Anon
>However he’s already packed and has turned away from you by the time you re-focus on him
>You try to move so you can say something to him
>As you close in you see his face
>He looks so
>So
>Dejected
*BRRINNGG*
>He leaves before you can catch up to him


Quick update before I'm off to bed. More soon.

>>28059335
>>28059721
As promised here's some green

disclaimer: I do not guarantee the quality of the storyline, nor the writing quality or any form of regularity in my posting
BUT: I will try to listen to any constructive criticism, not to die out like most writer in the middle of a story and to provide you some entertainement.


Chapter one: some lonely wierdo meets a more popular wierdo
"Hey girls, you ever wonder why Anon is always alone?"
>You're rainbow dash and you're asking yourself a question not centered around you, or being cool.
>"Well, Darling, I must say that someone that dress himself this way does cut himself from most, look at him: he's wearing some camouflaged pants and a motrorbike jacket, not the king of clothing that put you in confidence."
>yep typical Rarity, judging everyone by the way they dress.
>"And I have science class with him, he doesn't seem to do anything exept in balistics or when we did a group work about explosives. Seems like he took science only to do that."
>Well we're falling in the caricature now. The egghead judging someone by their way of abording science.
>"I don"t think he wants to have friends. I proposed him to go to a party when he came here and simply told me that he wouldn't come. Without even giving a reason."
"You know pinkie not everybody wants to go to parties with people they just met."
>Pinkie just look at you. Seemingly not understanding that there are persons that are less eager to make friends.
"Well, if You've allready made your ideas about him I will try myself."
>luckly you share the first class of the afternoon with him. And even if he doesn't want to have friends you'd have tried.

>Be Anonymous, in your first class of the afternoon.
>You hate CHS. even if your old high school you had friends but all the students here seem to judge by the first look or to have no understanding of personal space. Getting attacked by some pink creature eight step into the school didn't put you at ease, the offering to go at a party the same day was also pretty unnerving.
>And the long hair that covers your head did also hinder your reputation as it is a 'rocker thing' and that CHS's 'rocker' crowd is way too soft for you.
>But for once a seat adjacent to yours is occupied. And not by just anyone, the school rainbowy girl is here, with no apparent reason.
>"Anon?"
>Did someone try to talk to you, the tall weirdo, the one no one talks to?
"yes?"
>"I know it may sound weird coming from someone like me but would you like to hang out any day?"
>Normally prudence is like a second skin but being lonely for that long does wonder, even to the most asocial freak.
"Well i don't see a reason why not to, but if it's a joke you'd have to live with the feeling of having played with the feeling of someone whose last social contact with a teenager was getting attacked by some pink freak more than a month ago."
>"No one talked to you since Pinkie proposed you to do a party for you?"
"About right."
>"want to meet at the statue and go somewhere to plan something?"
"Deal."

>>28060227
>At the end of your classes, you, Rainbow Dash head for the Statue where Anon should be waiting.
>Anon is allready at the statue, and for once doesn't have a neutral expression on his face.
>you have to say that the smile he's got right now is nice. he seems to be doing an effort not to jump at the group of rockers snikering at him.
>"Hoy!" He hails you and make a sign for you to come nex to the statue.
"Hey! got any idea of a place where we could go to try and plan something this week-end?"
>If he brings you to an emo hideout like the last guy you tryed to help it's done.
>"Well I often go to a place the friday evening. It's some café outside of the city wher you can have good drinks for cheap and there's a nice view of the city."
"Seems nice. Is it far away?"
>"only a few miles. And I've got my truck"
>Saying that he points to what could only be described as a bunch of bump and scraches, shaped like a pick-up ans held together by the green and brown paint
>"Yep. That's my car. Looks like a piece of shit but-"
"Tat's the most badass car I've seen." And you're not exagerrating. That car looks as if it went to hell and back, sevral time.
>"glad that you like it. There is quite the mess inside, just, try not to break anything."
>From up-close the car looks even cooler, most of the bumps in fact are steel bars or plates, all glass panes look at least half an inch thick and the car is relly filled with mess.
>Among it a pair of green binoculars with a small silvery eagle rests next to the steering well, along with a maglite.
>In front of the passenger seat some space is amenaged to accept CD boxes.

>>28060230
>Once seaten you look through the CD collection.
>Anons collection seems to revolve around Iron Maiden, dragonforce and Metallica, even if you can only find the first three Metallica records.
>"There's the Best of the Beast compilation that's been running for a few weeks in the car, if you want to change go for it."
>A live record starts playing, with a quality unmaching with the car's looks.
"What's that?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWihdEc1gRA
>"Fear of the Dark."
>Once the crowd start humming you folow, Anon keeping quiet until:
>"I am the man who walks alone..."
>Anon folowing the singer whith his own voice.
>The singer calling the crowd by a simple 'you'.
>You screaming along.
>Him saying a simple 'yes' to thank the crowd for screaming 'Fear of the dark'.
>The kick in the face that was the next part, thanks to the truck's audio system.
>You and crowd screaming the tune along.
>The solo, leaving you, a guitar player, slack jawed.
>The Singer guiding the crowd or the chorus.
>At that point not headbanging would be an insult.
>And, at the end the music fading in a natural way.

>>28060235
>Be Anonymous, pretty impressed at the sight of Rainbow's headbanging.
"Sad to stop you, but we've been here for a few minutes."
>Shaking her head she opens the car door to find herself in front of what you think is the best café around, Café Rock.
>Her reaction at the sight of the place is understandable, the place has it's looks, with several bikes parked next to the entrance, the insignia in a black Gothic font and the window that allow anyone to see through most of the building.
>with her in tow you enter the place, and go greet the barmen.
>He's like the place in the sense that his look is simple yet efficient: a tall bald men with the beard that gave him his nickname and wearing a sleeveless leather jacket all year long.
>And he's put some of his old AC:DC records on the audio system.
"Rainbow, what'll you drink?"
>"I don't know" was all she managed to say so you take the liberty of ordering for her.
"Beard could you serve us two irish flavoured coffees?
>When he reaches under the counter to get the bottle of whiskey rainbow looks at you, then at Beard, then at you again.
>"Cool"

>>28060240
>You, the rainbow dash used to asking older friends to buy alcohol for Pinkie's parties is quite suprised to find a real Irish coffee in your hand.
>You'll have to ask anon if e can reads minds, as you realy wanted to drink an Irish coffee, being in a place like that.
>Once Anon gets his coffee he leads you to a table in the corner, alongside a window showing you an overhead view of the city.
>With the winter's early dark
>As he sits on the opposide side of the table you ask yourself a deep question: should this be a date or just some planning randez vous?
>The first option does seem a way better way of spending the early evening
"Anon, could you come next to me please, I feel alone"
>"Rainbow, you don't need to give me such puppy eyes if you want to ask me something."
"So you'll come?"
>"Do I have a choice?"
>after a few seconds of thinking tour answer comes.
"No."
>Laughing, he stands up, walk's around the table and sits at the other side of the couch.
>As he's set down you reach for his arm and pull him closer to put your head on his shoulder.

>>28060244
>In answer you set your head on her's, your dark blonde hair mixing with her's.
>Two bikers on the other side are openly laughing and giving you thumbs up.
>And as your traditional answer to that pair you give them the middle finger.
"seems like the plan for tonight changed."
>She pouts at you apparently not caring that munch about it.
>While not freaking out seems like a good idea but is easier said than done
>"tell me Anon, what's your secret?"
"well you don't talk and wait. It's important to wait. Then when the tension becomes too much to bear, I just say: 'How about it, then?'"
>Sadly she pulls back from the cuddle and throw a playfull punch at your shoulder.
>"Come on Anon! Tell me the thing. The real thing."
"well I seem to attract nice girls that like nice music."
>putting your arm around her shoulder you pull her back to you.
>Now that the city light's are on you and Rainbow bask in the moment, drinking your coffees.
>As your coffe is empty you turn toward the bar but Beard is already comming with some fancy drinks that you suspect being his 'Irish delight', like a capucinno but with wiskey inside
>"Two Irish Delights for the lovebirds. And Anon, it's on the house, as the first two."
>"You rainbow girl could you come with me I'd want to talk."
>As she looks unsure of what to do you encorage her.
"Go on, he won't bite you. He's just a big softie."

>>28060247
>As you follow the barman in the Café's office you're a bit unsure of what he'd want to say to you.
>"So, I heard that you were called Rainbow Dash. I'm beard and I would like to tell you a bit about Anon."
>"I've known that guy since before he could walk, I learnt of his birth even before his grandparent. For me he's like my son."
>Having a guy almost a foot higher than you telling you that when you've just spent a bit of time cuddling with the aforementioned Anon is a bit stressing.
>"You're not here to get threatened. You're here for me to tell you that before he came to CHS he had a problem that got him expelled from his old high-school."
>"I won't tell you more but know that he got some habits from this problem and those are the cause of his loneliness. He might or might not tell you but don't press the subject if it ever comes into the conversation."
>"except that I wanted to tell you that you'll be welcome here as long that you don't bring troubles."
"Okay. thank you for telling me"
>"now, get back to your date"
>Getting back into the room you see that anon took your place, idly looking over the city and go sit against his chest, his chin resting atop your head.
>As he puts his arms around you, you snuggle a bit more against his chest, feeling that his jacket is most likely mail reinforced and that it's got a small cut just under the chest.
"So, are we gonna plan a follow up to this evening?"
>"well i think it was the purpose of going here before cuddling."
"So, flirting aside, what are you doing tomorow?
>"Well..."
"Come on, you're not gonna fap the whole afternoon. are you?"
>"Nah, in fact I go to the range most saturday, but if you don't want to go we can do something else.
>The idea of going to the range for a date does seem pleasant.
"Anon. I'm rainbow dash. I like what's cool, and what's cooler than things that are used to fire pieces of lead really fast?
>"So tomorrow range date?"
"deal."

>>28060253
I'll be back with some more, maybe later, maybe tomorrow, as I said, constructive criticism wellcome

Use names please, its hard to track which story is which.

>>28060353
S-sorry anon.
I will use this from now on.
I am.
>>28060096

>>28060353
And I'll be using the green thing as a name
I'm the guy who wrote that piece of shit>>28060253

>>28060398
>>28060419
Cheers guys, keep it up, i'm enjoying these so far.

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>>28060398
>>28060419
Just don't quit like bitches in the middle of your greens, and for fucks sake keep your damn names on when you post your greens. That is a giant clusterfuck to look at, otherwise have a sexy Trixie as a reward.

>>28061216
This

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>>28061216
THIS.

After seeing so many hopefuls drop out. I'm liking what I'm reading don't stop. EVER.

>>28055748
>"Mmm, ah'm stuffed."
NOT YET YOU'RE NOT

>>28062254
After all, I haven't handfed you slices of apples yet.

>>28060096
hurry up faggot

don't bail on us anytime soon

>>28062707
You never will

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>>28062780
tfw unexpected feels

>>28062780
I'll fuck you up Anon

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>>28064321
I want to use her breasts as a pillow and fall asleep on her chest.

>>28064321
that is one fine celestia

>>28064321
T H I C C

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appul bump

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>>28066965
Praise the booty.

>>28067331
Praise!

bump from 9

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>>28060096
-HOUR 2-
>Heh, Anon better say his prayers
>You’re gonna show him just how AWESOME you can be
>Once you do, you’re sure he’ll beg you to hang out with him
>Just gotta find him first
>He’s probably already in the weight room
>You feel your feet pound the ground as you speed your way to the weight room
>Wait, what’s this?
>There’s a group of guys gathered in there
>Usually it’s empty except for Anon and Bulk
>As you get inside the room you begin to hear an argument
>”-nd that’s why the Flash is here now!”
>It seems Flash is standing behind a group of hi friends and telling Anon off
>Even Bulk is there standing between Falsh’s group and Anon
>Anon doesn’t even looked phased
>He stops racking weights on the bench and turns to Flash
>”Do something then, I’m waiting.”
>With that he turns back to the bench and continues his workout
>You decide to get some answers
“Hey! What’s going on here?”
>Flash waves to you beckoning you to his side
>”Aw hey there Rainbow babe! I’m just trying to teach this LOSER Anon some manners.”
>Bulk shakes his head and sighs wearily
>”And I told you that you can take your beef outside the weight room. If Anon wants to lift, let him.”
>”The Flash didn’t realize you were Anon’s friend.”
>Bulk crosses his arms
>”I’m not, but I can respect his hard work and diligence. You shouldn’t disrupt someone while they hone their body.”
"So, what's happening?"
>”Basically the ASS over there is being a faggot and won’t let me workout. Bulk is, unlike the spikey blue autist, a man who respects other’s privacy.”
>Looking at Anon and Bulk you can see why Flash is hesitant to fight them
>Anon and Bulk look like people straight outta Daring Do’s Bizarre Adventures
>While Flash and his group all look, well not nearly as awesome as you
>They could gang up on one of them, but probably not both of them

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>>28068817
“So why don’t you do everyone here a favor, and make like a banana? You know, get the fuck out.”
>God you just don’t feel like dealing with this right now
>So much so you can’t even be bothered to come up with something funny
>You need to figure out a way to make him leave
>Well, you could always just wrap your hands around his neck and jus—
>”Why don’t you just compete against each other?”
>Everyone’s gaze averts to the rainbow haired girl
“Scuse me?”
>She grins placing her hands on her hips
>”You both want something, so compete and whoever wins gets what they want.”
>”Ha, the Flash can crush this loser in any challenge!”
>Jesus Christ, where does this autist’s confidence come from?
“What’s to stop me from just smashing his face in?”
>Flash tenses a bit hearing that
>That’s right, fear me fucker
>”If you break the rules you loose and have to do what he says. Though if he looses he has to do what you say.”
>Flash turns to you with his chest puffed out
>”The Flash accepts, but if you are too scared to fight the Flash then I can’t bl—”
“Whatever, I guess I’ll do it. If I win you just fuck right the fuck off.”
>”And if the Flash wins you will receive THE FLASH’S JUDGEMENT HAMMER!”
>Please for the love of god tell me he doesn’t have named attacks
>Is Flash like legitimately autistic?
>Maybe you should just back off no—
>”Then you will see why THE FLASH IS THE KING OF THIS SCHOOL NERDO!”
>Welp, there goes your sympathy
>Also nerdo?
>The fuck is he, a children’s cartoon villain?
“Anyways what will we do?”
>The rainbow haired girl pints to you
>”One thing you’re good at, one thing Flash is good at, and one thing I’m good at.”
>Alright that seems reason—
>Wait
>Why the fuck are we doing something she’s good at?

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>>28068828
>”Sounds great and all but I got one question.”
>Anon starts to chuckle lightly
>”Now it may be pretty stupid, but uh why the fuck are we doing something you’re good at?”
>You puff your chest out
“Because I’m competing too obviously!”
>Anon’s eye twitches
>”Of fucking course you are. Bulk you wanna compete too?”
>”Well if you don’t mi—”
>”I do mind.”
>Bulk looks down disheartened
>Anon drags his hands down his face
>Probably already fearing having to compete against you
>You ARE pretty awesome
>”Whatever, I assume first to get two wins or something wins?”
“Yep! Prepare to lose because I’m the mos—”
>Anon turns to Bulk
>”Is there just a large amount of autism at this school?”
>”What’s an autism?”
>Anon claps his hands together and breathes in deeply
>”Boy.”
>He’s ignoring you!
>You’ll show him who’s the best!
>That’s you fyi
“Anyways, let’s get started! First we’ll do something Anon is good at!”
>Anon stands back and looks you over and smiles
>Is he checking you out?
>Not that you could blame him
>You’d check you out too
>If you were a guy that is
>Cause you like girls
>NO WAIT YOU MEAN YOU LIKE GUYS!
>YOU LOVE THE MEAT STI—
>”I want to see who can bench the most.”
>You shake those thoughts away and look to Anon
>Anon eyes up Flash
>”I’ll go last. Flash would you like to go first?”
>”Of course the Flash is first! The best always goes first!”
>Wait, but you’re the best
>Whatever, you guess you can LET Flash go first

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>>28068849
>Oh this should be fucking fantastic
>Let’s see how much he puts on
>”The flash will warm-up with this.”
>He sits down on the bench
>Seriously?
>He’s going to warm-up with a 45 on each side?
>I mean I guess it’s impressive for someone so small, but like really?
>Wait
>Suddenly an idea comes to you
>Oh shit that’s devilish
“Hey Flash, you only have to do one rep for it to count.”
>Flash smirks
>”The flash can do hundreds if not thousands of these, but if one will suffice…”
>Oh jesus Christ please take the bait Flash
>He begins to push upward and
>Well shit, he has steady form
>Pretty slow and he look red as Harambe’s gunshot wounds
>But it’s stable
>He suddenly starts yelling in the middle of his decline
>”The Flash c-can’t hear his H-squad!”
>H-squad?
>Like a hentai squad or like a…
>Suddenly his friends start cheering for him
>”Yea Flash, you’re the best!”
>”Show that loser Flash!”
>”OhmyfuckinggodFlashyou’resofuckingcool!”
>He literally has a hype squad
>You can’t even
>”THE. FLASH. CAN. DO IT!”
>He finally completes one rep with a huff
>His face red and slick with sweat flash motions over to the weights
>”Heh, that wasn’t so hard. Double it!”
>God you didn’t think Flash was this fucking retarded
>But hey, at least you can watch him fail
>Bulk takes up position behind him as his goons load on the other 45s
>Jeez Bulk don’t be nice to him
>Flash cracks his knuckles and assumes the ready position
>He pushes up and
>Lifts it an inch before setting it down
>”The Flash has decided to wait and let others try first.”
>How fucking noble
>You turn to the other autist only known as Rainbow Babe
“Alright, uh?”
>The Rainbow Babe smiles proudly
>”Rainbow Dash, the single most awe—”
“Yea ok, Dash it’s your turn.”
>She pouts before pointing to the weights
>”I want 45 and 5.”
>Bulk removes the 45s and adds two 5s

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>>28068863
>Heh
>You sure set an example for that loser
>You doubt he even lifts
>That’s probably a muscle suit or something
>Now you’ll know for sure
>No way anyone is gonna top you
>After all you’re top dog
>A loser and sure as hell a girl aren’t gonna beat your GUNS
>You look to your bro Sandlewood
“Man, how awesome was the Flash?”
>His face lights up
>”Like, man woah, I thought you were gonna like, lift the entire world man!”
>Snips cuts in as well
>”Yea Flash! You’re the coolest!”
>You stand tall and proud knowing you’ve basically already won
>You look to your Rainbow piece of ass and stop
>She’s doing it
>She’s halfway down and breathing heavily
>But she’s actually doing it
>There’s no way
>You wouldn’t admit it but…
>You’re arms feel jigglier than jello
>You’d have to be like a super-hero to lift more than you did
>Oh no!
>She’s going up now!
>How can you explain this?!?
>You can’t be beat by a girl!
>Unless…
>Wait of course, duh
>She is a super-hero
>Honestly it’s impressive you can lift almost as much as her
“Heh, I guess I couldn’t beat a super-hero at being strong.”
>”But you’re so close Flash!’
>”Yea man! If she wasn’t like magic and stuff you would’ve won!”
>She finally finishes with a little sweat starting to build on her face
>”Whew, beat that anon!”
>Anon just starts to laugh
>He takes the 5s off and puts on 45s
>heh, good luck
>Like he could even lift that
>Then he puts the fives back on
>”I’ll show you just how much stronger I am than both of you. The fact you two thought you had a chance is pretty sad.”

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>>28068874
“I mean seriously, you can see the difference in our physiques, right?”
>Your arms are easily twice as thick as their twigs
>Not as thick as Bulk’s but that nigga is a cheater
>Nigga’s got no fuckin legs
>Like you’ve only ever seen him work his upper body
>He’s got those fucking reverse t-rex legs
>Like nigga work your whol—
>Getting off track here
>You get below the bar
>You haven’t done a one rep max in a while so to be safe
“Hey bulk, be sure to spot me if I start to falter.”
>He nods as he stands above you
>Now you just need to breathe
>In
>Out
>Forget about King of the Autists and Dash
>It’s just you and the weight
>In
>Out
>Your grip tightens on the worn steel
>In
>Up
>Out
>You let if fall slowly
>In
>You push up forcefully
>You repeat it once more before racking
>You feel pretty good
>You open your eyes to a defeated Dash and a cursing Flash
>”Whatever, the Flash will beat you now! We now do my best skill!”
>Well you’ll give it to him, he sure is a fighter
“And what’s that?”
>Probably something like “Jamming tunes bro” or “Getting digits” or something stupid
>”Heh, the Flash will now solve a RIDDLE!”
>Are you fuckin
>You know what
>No
>You’re not even surprised
>One of his goons pulls a book out
>Oh god
>It’s “Riddles for kids 2016 Special Super-hard Edition”
>You just can’t
>It can’t be

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>>28068896
>Are you in the wrong school?
>Is this a school for special needs students?
>Or is everyone here just an idiot?
>Are those two nice smelling girls this stupid?
>Maybe he’s just fucking with you
“Y-you can’t be serious.”
>Flash bears a cocky smile
>”The Flash is always serious! You can just admit defeat if you don’t thin—”
>Dash jumps in front of you
>”Don’t claim victory yet Flash! Just because Anon is scared doesn’t mean I won’t try!”
>These people
>These fucking HIGHSCHOOLERS
>You can’t take this anymore
“Ok. Let’s get this over with.”
>Flash smiles even wider
>”Don’t worry, it’ll be over in a Flash!”
>Kill me
>No wait
>I must be dead already
>This is hell
>One of his goons opens the book
>”Go to the super hard section Sandlewood.”
>His H-squad oohs and ahs
>Just end it
>End me
>”Ok. So, what asks only questions and gives no answers?”
>Is this a filthy prank?
>Will Franku pop out now?
>Flash and Rainbow start to rev the old decrepit engines that are their minds
>”Like I’ll take each of your answers so Rainbow is first.”
>She nods
>”I um, I think it’s uh… A textbook?”
>”Ok, Flash?”
>He just combs through his hair with his hand
>”This is so easy, it’s a riddle.”
>”Yep, Anon?”
>You think you might have an aneurism
“It’s a fucking owl.”
>”Woah! Anon’s like totally right!”

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>>28068910
>Flash points a finger at you
>”No way! You must’ve cheated Anon!”
“We can do another if you like.”
>Maybe you’re just a glutton for punishment
>Sandlewood flips pages
>”Ok, like a guy rides into town on Fr—”
>Nope you’re done
“The horse’s name is Friday.”
>”Woah, Anon! Are you like some kinda mind reader?”
>It’s over
>You’re ending this
>You can’t possible stand a single second more
“No, no I’m not. I am however the winner, and I’m done. Goodbye.”
>You turn towards the exit when Dash jumps in front of you
>”Hey! You can’t just win cause you’re smarter or anything!”
>Does she not get how competitions work?
>You know that papa Neato always said you should respect your enemies but
>PAPA NEATO ISN’T HERE ANYMORE
“Do you just not get what a competition entails?”
>”But I didn’t get to show you my moves!”
>You just
>Fuck it
>She’s a pretty girl
>You should at least humor her
“Alright, if you show me your moves can I just leave?”
>Dash’s face is positively glowing
>”That’s cool! Though you won’t want to once you see how awesome I am!”
>She starts running to the track
>You turn around to see Flash and his H-squad are having a pity party
>You feel a bit bad about so thoroughly beating them to death like an inborn chimp in a day-care
>Maybe you should lie and cheer them up or something
>Damn Anon you’re soft gooey insides are showing
>As you close in you hear his underlings consoling Flash
>”Man like that was rigged!”
>”Yea! Flash there’s no way Anon won legit!”
>He smiles and looks to his “friends”
>”You’re right. We’ll have to make Anon pay later…”
>Well fuck you too
>Fuck this being nice
>You do a 360 and proceed to moon walk the fuck outta there to the track

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>>28068923
>Yea!
>You’re gonna show Anon you’re cool moves
>He’ll probably become a part of your fan club
>Or maybe he’ll want to race you every day
>Hopefully he’s fast
>Though it’s taking him awhile to get here
>He wouldn’t ditch you would he?
>Naw, no one would ditch you
>Right?
>Oh, wait there he is!
>He’s, moon walking?
>That’s probably why he took so long
>You wave to him
”Come on slowpoke! Get over here so I can show off!”
>Anon turns around and jogs over to you
>”Alright alright. Show me these killer moves of yours.”
>He sits on the grass
>You kick the soccer ball you grabbed into the air
“Keep your eyes on the balls!”
>”But there’s only one?”
>You kick up two more
>Anon’s left eyebrow raises
>You hit the lowest ball with your ankle
>And then the next
>And the next
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFv6SCKIQPg
>You’re juggling the balls!
>You’re doing better than ever!
>Usually you fail 10 seconds in
>But not now!
>You’ve been going for a full 30 seconds!
>You decide to try and go for the icing on the cake
>You need to focus
>You wait for the ball to line up and
>Shoot!
>One in the net!
>Two in the net!
>ALL THREE IN THE NET!
>Putting your hands on your hips you smile as your senses come back
>Anon is clapping with a nostalgic look in his eyes