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Woo woo woo
Lyra thread time
Who?
>>28026409
This one
>>28026444
no
>tfw no contributing Anons
What a nice pon.
>>28027441
And then Lyra gets her mane/tail caught in the escalator.
>>28027441
That would hurt.
>>28026374
LYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRAAAAAAA
http://youtu.be/OqAkq8v6LuQ
Here, have a doodle....
(I know, I need to draw some more of her)
>page 10
Don't lie to yourselves do you all really like this pony?
>Best horse ruined by desperate dykeshipping dullards
Thanks but no thanks. Lyra is tainted forever.
You're not getting off the hook that easily
>>28028819
cuties get
ded
>page 9
>>28028624
Disregard canon, acquire best horse.
>>28027521
Looks like a Matt Groening construct
>>28032097
Deploy Lyra cavalry to protect from canon.
>>28026374
Mint hors is good
>>28026374
Would you a Guyra?
>>28026374
Do you think she's related to >>28019785?
>>28034391
Yes.
>>28034844
No.
>>28028275
I want to cum inside, but I don't save pics of her.
>>28034391
i love my waifu in all forms, evevseapony form
What's the best part of her?
I like the eyes
>>28036169
Her cutesy personality.
>>28036178
Bretty good aswell
>>28036230
Yeh.
>>28034376
who made this plushie?
>>28036169
I like her colors
>>28036169
I like her cutie mark.
>>28034376
I don't know, anon.
>>28036750
I giggled
Gotta love the mint
>>28036237
>tags: shipping, lesbian
I want this fandom burned to the ground.
>>28040089
I think it's cute.
>>28040097
>"Shipping is okay if it's cute."
>"Shitposting is okay if it's ironic."
>>28040222
Checkin those trips
>>28040779
Checking that cute horse.Checking her out.
Lyra is a very graceful pony.
>>28040089
Why are you and like two other fags on the board so fucking butthurt about lesbians, again?
>>28034883
Switch those answeroonies around.
Best horse incoming
>>28042052
Worst horse outgoing ^:)
How would you make her happy?
>>28042651
Food and books are all I have and know, so something with those
I want to fondle her poniboobies
>>28043198
desu, crotchtits are the bestsexualpart of a poni
>>28042651
I'd teach her about humanity and all that fun stuff.
Bumping with an old doodle.
>>28027457
She is a big mare
>>28044537
For you.
>>28043198
Oh my! This is so HOT!
>>28044508
Looks like 40kponyguy
Lovely doodle!
>>28041601
Nothing against lesbos, but this was literally "they're standing next to each other they must be fucking" the ship. Lyrabonfags are among the most insufferable cunts in the entire fandom. Over a pair of fucking background ponies. Pretty pathetic 2bh.
>>28045201
yeah it's not like they've ever been implied to be close in any sense
>>28045201
i mean, it's not like they've been right next to each other in almost every appearance
it's pretty pathetic that you get this butthurt because two background characters are friends
>>28027454
No!!! She needs them so that I can brush them for her!
>>28028819
>Lyra transfers good vibes directly into Anon's pineal gland.
>>28035438
>>28045951
>>28041601
Because in this case it's really >>28045201 and people never having close friends, or hugging friends
For all we know, they could be related, see Apple family unicorn
>>28046261
How dare people have fun with ambiguities in the fandom? What's wrong with people, wanting to watch cute cartoons doing cute things? What horrible, fucking monster would ever do anything other than discuss explicitly canon subjects?
Go the fuck to sleep, Scruffy jr.
Here's a little chub face Lyra for you guise.
>>28044742
Someone recognises my stuff?!
I need to draw something new of Lyra.
My current project is a comic featuring the Dazzlings.
Trying to make it as amusing as possible.
>>28046301
Save it for a Lyrabon thread or Homo Horse. We are here for best horse, not to enable your illness.
>>28046798
welcome to the board, newbie, no one gives a shit
>>28038470
Now I need a pic of Lyra in rocking horse bondage.
>>28046851
>Being this rumproasted for your spastic shipshit
>>28042651
Cook for her, discuss music with her, pet her, cuddle her, scratch her ears.
>>28046934
>damn, they made a good point
>i know, if i repeat it, i'll look smarter
>>28046951
>"Welcome to the board."
>Good point
Oh shit you got me!
>>28045796
That was when the animators started giving nods to the retarded fanon after the fact. See Derpy, whose eyes were originally on account of an animation error. Before that they simply put them together in scenes on account of their colors blending nicely together and nothing more. Let's not forget their most famous moment together in the early show never actually happened >>28040222
>>28045826
And the fact you replied twice would suggest that you are in fact the one bootybothered, lyrabonfag.
>>28046995
>i-it's not canon
>It's in the show
>T-THAT'S NOT CANON THOUGH
>lesbian shipping
>canon
I shiggy
But either way stop bringing this shit up and post lyre pone
Lyra is cute.
CUTE.
>she's not real
>>28036169
all of her
>>28036169
The soft underbelly
>>28042651
i'd give her my handin marriage
>>28046456
nice one, anon.
>>28046750
i'd like to know a little about the dazzlings comic
>>28048977
>filename
kek
>>28047069
Christ, you shippershits are fucking retards. I explained how it came to be in the show, did I not? And I wasn't the one arguing whether it was canon or not, just pointing out how it was early adopted fanon autism - to a point. Don't forget, officially they're "just friends" :^)
>>28048848>he's not real
>>28049499
>tfw whenever you think of her, she is thinking of you.
>she looks at her screen and wonders "when will he arrive?"
When will we arrive men?
>>28048938
On my mobile here, so can't post pics (captcha on mobile....)
The comic is currently on page 2.
Page 1 is Adagio getting the damaged magic capture device (spectrometer) from Friendship Games, which still contains a bit of magic.
This is handed to her by a mystery character.
Page 2 is Adagio going to get Aria, and I've pretty much parodied the Starscream and Galvatron scene from Transformers the Movie.
>>28034391
>You will never please the cute little pony.
>You will never bring him to the brink of ecstasy as he lets you whatever you will with him.
>You will never hold on to his cock as it pulses in your hand, shooting his hot cum onto the ground below as he empties his balls for you.
>You will never see that look on his face, the one that tells you more than words ever could.
>You will never love your little pony.
>>28042429
Damn, noice
>>28048848
why she hang her???
>>28048122
THE
VERY
CUTEST
does anyone know a good lyra fic?
>>28052097
There is obligatory Background Pony, but that one is sad and also very long.
>>28048577
What's going on here?
>>28052613
Erotic shower, water to the ear makes Lyra feel tingly inside.
>>28054167
I want to give unsuspecting Lyra a surprise belly rub.
>>28054649
She'd even help you
>>28055177
This pic is so hot. I wish the explicit version was anatomically correct, though.
>>28052744
I want to stimulate Ly-Ly's little ears.
lyra no
>>28026374
>Woo woo woo
>You know it
>"Ohhh radio, tell me everything you know~"
>The pyro hits
>Lyra saunters out from gorilla and struts out in a pair of jeans, barely covering her cutie mark, to a chorus of cheers
>>28057362
what did he mean by this?
>>28057425
wrasslin intro
>>28057362
countinue
>>28058385
P10 emergency bump.
>>28057183
Holy fuck her eyes...
>>28057956
k
>>28057362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd_D7sa8pYQ
>"WELCOME--TO LUNA'S LUCHA LEAGUE: RAH! I'm Maggle and with me on commentary tonight is Dynamo Ace!"
>"AHA IS GREA TA BE ERE, MAGGLE!"
"That colt sounds like he can barely string two sentences together, Dash."
>Rainbow Dash shushes you
>"He took a lot of headshots in New Neighpon Pro Wrestling."
"Oh."
>The commentators continue after pitching some schlock movie sponsoring the event.
>"We're off to a fast start with a match for the Inter-colt-inental Championship Belt! The challenger, Uke Laylee is firing up the crowd on the way down to the ring!"
"Wait, I thought her name was Lyra Heartstrings?"
>Dash groans
>"They never use their real names. Now stop asking questions and watch, this is awesome!"
>A bunch of marks overhear Dash say "awesome" and start chanting"
>"THIS IS AWE-SOME"
>"THIS IS AWE-SOME"
>The entire section quickly joins in, you included
>Lyr... "Uke Laylee"... leaps over the ropes in a single bound and lands in the ring, cocking her flank before winking at the crowd
>They love it
>The music cuts to prepare for the next wrestler
>"AND THE REIGNING CHAMPION..."
>>28060332
dont stop
>>28060332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLFyZOn2t3A
>Music drops
>Crowd roars with boos
>A blue mare struts out wearing an obnoxious fur coat and aviators
>Bulk Biceps, squeezed into a suit that looks like Rarity's work, walks out with her
>"...THE RICH AND FAMOUS SPOTLIGHT STAR!"
>Bulk removes the coat from the mare and you immediately recognize the revealed cutie mark as Trixie's.
>The crowd's booing intensifies as she struts down towards the ring
>Trix... "Spotlight Star" frowns dismissively before levitating a microphone from the commentator's table across the arena
>"You poor, pathetic, insignificant little ponies aren't worthy to boo the brightest star in show business! Do you know who you are booing?"
>"WHAT?"
>"Of course you know."
>"WHAT?"
>"Unless you've been living under a rock."
"WHAT?"
>You can't help but join in the fun
>"But I guess living under a rock would be better than living in a backwards hick town like PONYVILLE!"
>"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
>"The Rich and Famous Spotlight Star is ditching this dump as soon as she finishes this upstart once and for all!"
>Trixie disappears in a puff of smoke.
>When it clears, she's in her corner of the ring.
>>28060379
>Lyra has a mic now, too.
>"I've had enough of you looking down on everybody, Spotlight!"
>The crowd cheers
>"You think you're going to defend your title at Celestislam? You must be as dumb as your last three movies!"
"Holy shit that's savage."
>"I'm taking that belt right here in my hometown, the friendliest little paradise in Equestria--PONYVILLE!"
>This crowd is comprised entirely of marks and they eat up Lyra's clumsy trash talk
>The striped referee pony steps up to a mic lowered into the middle of the ring.
>"This match is scheduled for one-fall. A count of three and that is all."
>You're pretty sure you recognize that rhyming, even if her cutie mark is covered by a pair of white slacks
>"In the ring you must pin, if the belt you wish to win."
>"No-holds barred is the rule, so I suspect you'll use a tool."
"I'm not sure that was actually a rhyme."
>Zecora backs to the edge and a bell rings.
>>28060427
>Dash is frowning
"What's wrong?"
>"Bulk Bi... I mean Big Bouncer is at ringside. Uke Laylee's by herself. He'll interfere to make sure Spotlight retains the belt."
>Lyra and Trixie circle one another in the middle of the ring before rearing back and locking hooves in a contest to show who is stronger
>The minty green mare begins to take the advantage, but Trixie headbutts her
>"BOOO"
>"What a dirty trick by the champ!"
>"AHA THA WHA SHE DA CHAMP, MAGGLE!"
>"Spotlight" pushes the challenger into the corner and illuminates her horn
>A steel chair levitates out from under the ring
"Already?"
>The chair rises high and comes crashing down towards Lyra
>Oh fuck
>A mixed cloud of blue and green magic struggle around the chair
>Lyra lifts herself against the second rope and bucks Trixie clean across the ring, taking the chair for herself
"YES!"
>The chair flies across the ring and nails Trixie in the gut
>She collapses in the far corner as Uke Laylee stomps across the ring, pointing a hoof in the air
>"Uke Laylee is preparing her move 'Lost Song'! The champ is in trouble!"
>"WOO!"
WOO!"
>"WOO!"
>Lyra takes one step before her other leg is caught by Bulk Biceps
>She trips and faceplants
>Hard
>"BOOOOOO!"
>Bulk drags her out of the ring as a bit of blood and leaking magic smears across the ring
"Oh wow, goodbye PG rating!"
>>28060522
>"This is shameful! That... that THUG Big Bouncer is attacking the challenger!"
>Bulk puts Lyra in a headlock
>"NAH-HALDS BAHD, MAGGLE!"
>Lyra starts to turn purple as Trixie recovers and gallops across the ring
>With a leap and a flip, Spotlight Star flies between the ropes and bucks Uke Laylee right in the face
>"BOOOOOO!"
>"Ugh... this is a total squash match. I hate it."
"It's not over yet."
>"Sure it is, they're feeding her to Spotlight to make her look strong for Celestislam. It's stupid. Lyra's busted her flank working to get popular with no help, and they're just keeping her down."
>Trixie drags the battered Lyra back into the ring
>The showboating superstar throws her forehooves up in the air and smirks at the crowd
>"YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"
>Trixie puts one hoof on Lyra's belly and Zecora drops to the mat
>"ONE"
>"TWO"
>Her hoof descends to seal the deal
>Lyra kicks up
>The crowd cheers relief
>"What!? You stupid ref!" Trixie jaws at Zecora as Bulk Biceps drags Lyra away again.
>"It was only a count of two. What else am I to do?"
>"Hrmph. Whatever. Watch this, and get ready to count to three. Onetwothree, like that, you idiot!"
>Bulk swings around behind the corner post and squeezes Lyra against it with his comically oversized muscles
>The crowd's booing is stratospheric as Trixie draws a sledgehammer from beneath the ring
>Lyra is drooling a bit, limp in Bulk's vice-grip
>The Champ lifts the hammer high in the air
>It's about to be all over
>This isn't real, right?
>Wrestling isn't real.
>Rainbow Dash covers her eyes with her hooves
>"I can't watch"
>Music hits...
>>28060598
Did she died?
>>28060598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu8u5cRaUyY
>The crowd explodes with joy, unicorns spraying fireworks throughout the arena
>Every pony has candy-colored hair
>But Bon-Bon storms out from beneath the Titantron with literal candy in her hair, tied up in a ponytail, colorful tattoos lighting up her cream coat
"It's Candy Crush! Uke Laylee's best friend is rushing out in the middle of the fight!"
>Trixie drops the hammer in the ring
>Bulk turns just in time to get bucked in the jaw by Bon Bon
>He releases Lyra and stumbles back
>Bon Bon spins and flexes her flanks
>You could swear you heard a shotgun cock
>"ohmygoshOhMyGoshOHMYGOSH"
>Rainbow has stars in her eyes
>Candy Crush bucks Bulk clean into the audience, but the crowd gets no time to cheer as a sledgehammer flies from the ring, battering the rescuer into the barricade
>"AH TAKE THAT YA STUPID! MAGGLE!"
>Spotlight Star huffs and puffs in the middle of the ring.
>Big Bouncer is knocked out in the middle of the audience, who waste no time throwing garbage and drinks at him
>Candy Crush is in a heap with a big welt growing on her shoulder
>Uke Laylee climbs back to her hooves
>Rainbow Dash is up on her rears, roaring
>"YOU CAN DO IT LYRA, YOU GOT THIS! WOO!"
>The crowd follows her lead.
>"WOO! WOO! WOO!"
>>28060686
>"Stay down you stupid hick horse! Spotlight is famous! You hear me? SPOTLIGHT IS THE RICHEST, MOST FAMOUS PONY AND THIS BELT IS MINE!"
>The exasperated Trixie charges in frustration, horn lowered, right at Lyra
>Lyra leaps into the air and lands with a 'hand'-stand on the top ropes
>Trixie collides with the post and collapses.
>Lyra drops atop her soon after, hind hooves driving into Trixie's back, setting up a series of flips into the opposite corner of the ring
>"Uke Laylee has Spotlight on the ropes! She's trying one more time for 'Lost Song'!"
>A busted and beat-up Lyra grins as she pounds her hooves in the air, crying out her calling card
>"WOO!"
"WOO!"
>"WOO!"
>Lyra leaps into the air, her horn illuminating the entire arena as she springboards herself higher with magic
>She's stories high in the air, halfway across the ring, as she throws her elbow forward and begins to descend
>Uke Laylee crashes with a brutal elbow drop on the champ's back
>The crowd is beyond itself
>"LOST SONG! LOST SONG! HER DEVASTATING FINISHER!"
>Lyra struggles to stand back up, but Trixie remains limp
>"PIN HER PIN HER PIN HER PIN HER"
>Rainbow is marking out
"PIN HER PIN HER PIN HER PIN HER"
>You are marking out
>Uke Laylee rolls the deadweight champ over and collapses across her
>Zecora drops to the mat
>"ONE!"
>"TWO!"
>...
>>28060761
>"THREE!"
>The crowd as ascended from this reality and into the next
>Rainbow unleashes the loudest squeal of joy you've ever heard and you are promptly deafened
>Zecora pulls Lyra to her hooves and lifts one in the air.
>"The winner... and new champ, you see, is the one and only UKE LAYLEE!"
>Lyra feebly pounds the air with her unrestrained forehoof
>"WOO!"
"WOO!"
>"WOO!"
>Zecora lets go of Lyra's hoof and drapes an oversized gold belt emblazoned with a map of the world
>"Radio" starts playing again
>"SHE DID IT SHE DID IT SHE DID IT!"
>Rainbow is literally crying
>Lyra turns around to see Bon Bon pulling herself into the ring and helps her up
>They embrace and the crowd's cheering fades into chanting as they release into a longing stare
>"THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS! THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS! THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS!"
>Uke Laylee smiles at Candy Crush
>Candy Crush smiles at Uke Laylee
>Uke Laylee and Candy Crush share a short kiss
>The crowd gasps and begins hooting.
>"Oh. My. Gosh."
"That was kayfaybe, right Dash?"
>Dash is blushing, jaw agape, with her wings fully extended
>They leave the ring and walk up the ramp toward the Titantron, pausing to pose one more time at the top
>Lyra pulls Bon Bon in close with one arm and waves with the other, the Inter-colt-inental Championship Belt glittering in her magic overhead
>And one last time, the crowd goes wild
--end--
>>28060821
>>28060648
Glim, what are you doing here? This thread is for our little Mintpone.
>>28061470
clearly she was worried
>>28062844
She's disappointed by her third rate actors.
>>28063255
Lets make it a threesome
cutest ship
>>28063307
>Two waifus
You're going into uncharted territory friend.
>>28063322
Oh look. He's back.
Posting mint horse
Kay, I have Lyra but not much, so my question is, how lewd is too lewd for /mlp/?
>>28065571
This is a blue board and hotpockets is watching.
So any amount of lewd is fine as long as you don't show vaginas/crotch tits.
>>28065571
post it faget
>>28064360
She's the most special pone in the parade, and I love her.
>>28066273
It's true.
>>28052097
I keep getting these inspirations for a MLP/Planet of the Apes crossover fanfic that center around Lyra. Just today I was entertaining the idea that while on Earth Lyra is freed from Ape captivity and protected by certain humans that the mutants are using as their sentinels above ground. One of them in particular forms a close relationship with her. He can't speak but, under guidance from the mutants, he can read English and when he wants to communicate with her he takes out books that he got from the remains of the New York Public Library and points to words or phrases in the books that he reads to express how he feels and what he's thinking.
>Still liking a crappy background pony when this superior pony exists.
Please delete this thread.
Would you learn an instrument if it would help build a stronger connection with this musically-inclined mare?
>>28067363
Duh.
I'd really like to learn piano.
I doubt lyre and piano mix well though.
>>28067363
The only instrument I know how to play is the didgeridoo, and that really wouldn't harmonize with any of the musicians ponyville seems to have
>>28067486
>Play didgeridoo in the middle of Ponyville
>Ponies think you're from Zebrica or some shit
>Applejack won't stop burning big wooden sculptures of Celestia's cutie mark in your yard.
>>28067363
>Upsidedown Cutie mark
>MFW
>>28067061
>>28067061
>>28067363
No doubt!
I'd love practicing together and having her teach and guide me, even if I suck at pretty much anything
That soft, cute little voice, with it's characteristic energetic, cheery and happy undertones, encouraging me, telling me how I progressed, even if just a bit...that alone would be more than enough
The chance to spend time with her, maybe even listen to her playing every now and then, now that would be just magnificent
>>28069200
Emergency bump.