Terrible fanfic thread

>>28018828
I just scanned over the first bit and already my sides have been sucked into my stomach from the cringe.

>be Anon
>Sees a pony
>Tis a cute pony
>Anon goes over to pony
"Wanna come to my house?" Anon asks
>"Sure" says the pony
>They arrive at his house
>Pony puts her head to the floor and presents her posterior to Anon
>Anon unzips dick
>Sex happens
>Cum is everywhere
>Pony disappears
>She was a ghost all along

There you go.
A shitty fan fic. Caution, it's pretty lewd.

>>28018857
This wasn't even that bad

>>28018848
That's what happens when you mix weebs with ponies

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8503360/1/The-British-Rainbow-Dash

>>28018828

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/fallout-equestria

>>28018857
Looks more like a rough draft, but it was alright, Anon.

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>>28019224
No one likes you. It's almost as if you have to have the opposite of whatever the popular opinion is just to annoy people. I've never seen you appear in a thread and have people say "thank go it's this guy" " I'm so happy you're here" "he always has intelligent things to say and great content to contribute". You just piss everyone off.

>>28019238
Thanks man. Took me a few hours but I'm pretty content with how it is now. I may add more to it later though.

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>>28019244

>he's disrupting our echo chamber
>baaww

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>>28019278
You're just really annoying. You are the reason namefags get such a bad rap. Stop being a faggot and take off the name.

>>28019308

Or what? Why should I listen to some neurologically-challenged millennial? How would I gain respect by shedding my name, if it means shedding my identity as well? I'm one of the few old-fags remaining. Show some fucking respect, you little twit.

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>>28019337
>Show respect to this pile of shit

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>>28019308

>>28019337
nobody wants to know you.
that's not how this place works.

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>>28019308
>>28019355
Namefags do it for atention, stop replying like a bunch of nigger faggots and just ignore him.

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https://www.fimfiction.net/story/25148/allamerican-girl

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>>28019793

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>>28019244
>He likes Fallout Equestria

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>>28019793

Now I've seen everything. It even has its own fucking TV Tropes page.

>>28018828
>script format
please, my eyes, just take them.

>>28019916
Do you like the Fallout series? 4 doesn't count
Do you like ponies?
Do you crossovers?

Then you'll like Fallout: Equestria. At least, you'll like the ones that aren't incredibly ultra-mega-edgy (aka Project Horizons)

>>28019885
I actually like the premise. It's just the story itself is kind of a shitshow.