The Bradical Adventures of Normal Norman: Post-Sarcastic Art

So, anyone want a repost?

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green on the works
and she's in it

>>28018809
revive tradition please

>>28018821
sure, which story would you like? I'll try to find it if I don't get any hindrance over here

>>28018829
do the dead bass, first part
>tfw when liz is also kill

Tripfags in Canterlot High

Tfw thread died in its sleep and just barely got brought back

>>28018829

Sure do!

Sorry for taking so long in replying, I had to go out.

>>28019453
my bad, I was drinking and watching joel from vinesauce play God Hand

Sometimes you wonder why you put up with his shit.
He has everything.
The band. The fans. The girl.
And you? What do you have? Your bass.
Well, that's not entirely true. You do have your share of the fangirls, but no one wants to see a bass player on the stage by himself outside of a talent show.
Yes, the two of you occasionally rock it out during lunchtime together, but you're far from being buddy buddy with him.
Your name is Soren Skyler, you thought that this would be all you had to say.

Let's start at the very beginning, back in freshman year, way back before that strange new purple girl appeared, before Norman Normal.
You and Brad were the best of friends, having successfully entered the same high school, sharing the dream of starting a rock band together.
And man did the ladies dig that.
You couldn't walk two steps without a girl throwing herself at either of you.
Even then, Brad was still more desired than you, until for whatever reason he became the lecherous pervert he is now.

>>28019549

This was when Sunset Shimmer first came to school.
Life became strange after that. The school once famed for it's 'togetherness' was suddenly split into smaller factions.
Friends were suddenly refusing to speak to each other outside their little cliques which had dissolved into the following:
The Dramas
The Athletes
The Eco-Kids
The Techies
The Fashionistas
The Rockers
You fell with the last faction, no surprise there. You and Brad both.
And then there was her. Always her.
You were drawn to her like a moth to a flame and got burned before you ever reached her.
You had finally gotten the courage to leave a note on her desk to tell her to meet you in one of the unused classrooms up on the second floor.
However, it seemed like it was too little, too late.
When you had gotten there after being cornered by the deranged hall monitor, you found her with her lips locked on Brad's, her back against the cold metal of the lockers.
You felt your heart break twice over that day.
Once for her and the other from the betrayal of your best friend.
You couldn't tell which hurt you more.
And then you pretended like nothing had happened, you locked your feelings away and carefully swept them under the rug.

>>28019559

It's lunchtime once again and you sit there, drinking your soda, glaring at him over the cup's rim.
They are at it again, being so sickeningly lovey dovey near you that you almost crush the poor cup in your hand.
'Calm down. Just breathe and smile.' The same mantra you've been telling yourself for the past few weeks works it's magic.
Your hold on the cup loosens and you tune back in to the conversation.
Amy Heart is nodding along to everything Brad is saying, laughing at some joke you missed out on.
She then notices you and waves. "Nice to have you back among the living, Soren."
"...haha yeah. I was just thinking about the homework Cherilee gave us." Not a complete lie, but not the truth either.
Amy twirls a pen expertly in her hands and sticks it behind her ear, "Really? If anyone can do it, you can."
"Whaaaat, my boy here isn't a nerd." Brad suddenly loops an arm around you and pulls you against him in an awkward side hug.
Your sour mood returns full force, and with a forced smile, you remove his arm. "I am not, but I rather pass with at least a C. Dad said he'd get me those new strings if I did."
"Oh, it's one of those things." Brad rubs his chin thoughtfully.
Out of the corner of your eye you see Sunset Shimmer giving you a strange look.
Like what you said was the funniest joke she's ever heard.
Is that how she sees you now? A joke?
The air seems to freeze around you, and you stand up.
You have to go, it's too crowded, too loud too...everything.
Your friends don't seem to object, they hardly notice you leaving.
Or so you thought.

>>28019570

"Haaaah." A defeated sigh escapes your lips as you lean against the cafeteria door.
You bring up a hand to your face and grasp at the ends of your hair.
'What am I even doing? I should be happy for them, right?'
Even as you tell yourself that, you can feel resentment firmly taking root.
Ican'tforgivethisIhatethemithurtswhywouldtheydothisWHY
It echoes in your head, like an old memory.
Gasping, you loosen your tie and push off the door.
Water...water...your throat feels as dry as the Sahara.
What is happening?

>>28019579

"...ren. Soren. Soren!" A voice pulls you out of your head.
"Huh?" There's a girl standing in front of you. Who? You don't recognize her.
Judging by her clothes, she's a Fashionista.
"Are you all right?" You can smell the over-powering scent of her rose perfume.
Rose...? Rose! Yes, that's her name.
Her eyes show her concern, her brows knitted together.
It takes another breath to answer, but you manage to choke out, "Yeah, I'm fine." Straightening up, you wipe at your nose with the back of your sleeve, making sure to smile at her. "So what's a pretty kitten like you doing out here?"
She laughs, an irritating sound. "Oh you. I saw you leave and just...you know..." you feel her hand brushing up against your chest, a finely manicured nail scratching at your chin. "Thought I'd follow."
Inwardly rolling your eyes, you dip down until your face is only centimeters away from hers. "Did you now? That isn't any way for a proper lady to act." You cup her face and use your thumb to stroke her lips.
Her lips pucker up, expecting a kiss but you gently push her away. She looks surprised and her face goes red. "A-ah!"
Wagging your finger at her, you tsk. "I don't do kisses."
"Soren..." her eyes are hazy, and she's tugging on your blazer.
You squeeze her shoulders reassuringly and she melts.
Works every time.
For now, a distraction would be nice. Yeah.
Do you have enough time? Probably.
You trace the outline of her collarbone, reveling in the way she twitches.
It won't be much but...you press her against the door, a knee placed directly between her thighs.
She squeaks and buries her face behind her hands.
Maybe if she wasn't so annoying, she could have been a good replacement.
Your hands travel down her stomach and work their way under her shirt. "A proper lady...wouldn't let herself get caught like this." You whisper against her neck and she shivers.
Too easy.
The buzzing chatter from just beyond the door sounds so far away...

>>28019584

She's a complete mess when you finish with her.
Hair disheveled. Clothes wrinkled.
Fortunately, due to lack of time, you didn't fuck her.
You'll have to remember to wash your hands before class starts.
Rose has other ideas it seems.
Her hands keep a tight grip on your shirt and she buries her face into it.
You can feel her lips move through the fabric as she whispers, "N-not yet. Don't go..."
Pitiful.
As gently as you can, you pry her hands off of you and pet her head. She stares up at you with hopeful eyes.
"Sorry, doll. Lunch is almost over so why don't I take you to the restroom so you can freshen up, hm?"

> Spliiiiish
Your reflection in the mirror stares back at you as you wash your hands in the school bathroom.
What a miserable sight.
A quick check on your phone shows that there are 3 minutes left before lunch ends.
And it suddenly buzzes, a text from Brad.
Sliding it open, you notice it's not the only text.
There are five others preceding it. All from him.
Huh. Your phone didn't even vibrate for those.
Or maybe you had been too busy to notice.

> U there man?
> Practice at 7 remember!
> Nvm taking Sunset to see a movie

Shoving your phone back into your pocket, you refuse to check the rest.
A date is more important than your joint dreams? Fine.
You mush paper towels together angrily and toss the soggy mess into the trashcan.
Sure. Whatever, Brad. You can deal with this, no problem.
After all, it's just a stupid dream.

BONK

>>28019597

"Ow!"
"Wah!"
Speak of the devil and he will appear.
Or she, rather.
Sunset is nursing her forehead where you hit her with the door.
Shit. Better apologize.
"...what are you doing here, Sunset Shimmer?"
What the fuck. That isn't what you wanted to say at all.
She gives you an irritated look and flips back her hair.
"Looking for you. Flash wouldn't shut up after you left."
For a split second, you forget how to breathe.
Sunset...was looking for you?
You can't meet her eyes after she says that.
"So you coming or do I have to drag your sorry ass back to class? Flash is waiting."
Her hand reaches out and catches hold of your sleeve and she gives it the smallest of tugs.
Instinct kicks in and you snatch your hand back, accidentally smacking hers in the process.
"I can walk back on my own. I don't need a babysitter."
You stick your hands in your pockets and walk away, leaving her standing there, angrily scowling at you.
"You...FUCKASS!"

>>28019603

The bell rings not long after and you find yourself standing outside your fifth period classroom, hesitating to walk in.
The tardy bell hasn't rung yet, yet you linger outside.
Brad is inside, laughing it up with Lyrock and Amy.
Sunset is next to him, looking bored and writing something in her notebook.
Your heart twinges a bit, but you suck it up and walk in.
Amy is the first to notice you and she waves you down, pointing to the seat next to hers.
You silently shake your head, declining. You don't really feel like sitting close to them right now.
Instead you take the seat closest to the door and put your head down on the desk.
Not even 5 seconds pass when you hear the sound of a chair being scraped back and someone's ass plopping down on it next to you.
"Did all that studying hurt your head, bro?"
You lift your head and give your friend a weak smile. "Yeah...somethin' like that."
Stretching your hands behind your head, you yawn and smack Brad's back heartily. "So, what movie are y- mmf!"
What? You never saw him move and his hand is clamped over your mouth while his other is ordering you to shush.
"Not so loud!" he whispers and quickly writes something in his notebook and slides it over for you to see.

> I haven't told her yet

You can't believe it.
Brad Sentry cancelled band practice for a date that his girlfriend knows nothing about?
It pisses you off. Really. You can feel your blood boiling.
With an exasperated sigh, you shove his hand off and give him a quick clock on the head.
"Yow!"
"The fuck are you waiting for?" Those words are ash in your mouth and luckily before he can reply, the teacher walks in.
"Rise."

>>28019623

English class.
20 minutes before the bell rings and ends the day.
You can go home and pretend everything is all right.
You tap your notes impatiently, your pen leaving small marks over the margins.
Ms. Cherilee is covering Lord Byron's works and history.
"...to when he succumbed to a violent fever in April 19th 1834. Now, we'll be reading one of his poems today. Hm..." Ms. Cherilee surveys the room, looking for the right candidate.
You sink in your seat, hoping she won't notice you.
Her lips curve into a Cheshire smile and you realize your mistake, "Soren Skyler, would you read 'She Walks in Beauty' on page 178?"
Inwardly groaning, you open your textbook to the specified page and look at what you have to read.
And nearly swallow your tongue. A love poem. Of all things, a fucking love poem.
You sneak a peek over to your best friend and he gives you a thumbs up. 'You got this, Soren.'
Shaking your head you stand up, clear your throat and begin to read.

"She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that’s best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes;
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies."

This is just cruel. The majority of the girls all have dreamy looks on their faces, save for Sunset.
Amy looks like she'll melt in any second.
You pause and look at Ms. Cherilee, and she urges you to continue.
Nodding, you make a decision. You'll use this as a way to convey your feelings to her.

>>28019636

"One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o’er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express,
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place."

The words seem to blur together, and you fight off the dizziness that is threatening to take you down.
Pleading to the dead poet, you implore that he give you strength to finish.
Sunset Shimmer is paying attention now.

"And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!"

The class is dead silent when you finish reading and take your seat.
"Ve-very good, Soren." Ms. Cherilee is impressed and begins clapping.
Following suit, the room is filled with applause as the bell rings.
Cue the horde of girls (and a few guys) coming over with their stupid questions.
By the time you appease them all, Sunset and Brad are long gone.
You wonder if she heard your feelings.
No matter now, there's always tomorrow.
You can always hope for that.
Your phone buzzes in your pocket and you retrieve it.
Another text from Brad.

> HTTYD 2, she said yes.

With a pained smile, you text him back, saying that you hope he has a good time.
Hoisting your bag over your shoulder, you begin your walk home.
Oh well, there's always tomorrow.

___________________________

http://pastebin.com/A37atfbQ

I never cared for Soren desu
>We'll never create a character as fleshed out and varied as Scott

well, night guys
tomorrow i'll start a mini dump of old norman pics i have
i have to organize the files anyway

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>>28019876
you forgot this, anon

>>28020155
More of a character than Norman

>>28020166

how so?

>>28020182
Norman: Regular gamer bro teenager who gets babes

Scott: Ironic memester gay man whos fabulous power trumps Rarity and can snark his way into and out of anything

>>28020435

Scott is none of that.

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>>28020454
he kinda is

>>28019876
Well, I for one, love to envision Soren living in a constant state of helplessness
It makes me feel better about myself

>>28020454
He's been like that for a year
He's great

>>28020665

any examples? I've only seen him being a non entity in his stories, or snarking.

>>28020556
>Soren going to each boy for love advice
>Each tell him their own twisted version of love

>>28020694
Like pastebins have anything

>>28020709

>not looking in the archives

you're just lying your way out of this. Scott sucks, and you just like him as a meme.

>>28020716
nigger, this is a circlejerk
unless you have a better example of a character, I suggest you refrain from posting

>>28020735

You said Scott has more character than Norman. Prove your point.

this will be my last post, cause captcha is being a bitch.

>>28020716
>going this hard in defending Norman, the hentai protagonist kingpin
He has a story where he bangs the daughter, and the mom joins them for God's sake
The 3 Scott centric stories weve had aren't nearly as gay

>>28020836

>believing that's all Norman is

newfag

>>28020847
Explain to me how he isn't an anime harem protagonist or a video game bro

>>28020893

explaint to me how scott is a better character first, though.

>>28020903
you know, arguing is good and all, but where are you trying to go with this?
Scott seems like a fine character, and Norman isn't simply the green masked pussymancer that is Anon. Nolan needs a bit of love in my opinion

>>28021229

Nolan always needs more love, as does Adam, and Pete, and all the others.

>>28021240
C-List stories were fun
Then Mary made it to the big leagues and left everyone in the dust

>>28020847
Norman Harem unwanted side:
Chloe
Naomi
Sophie
Pending members:
Diwata Aino
Orange Sherbette

>>28021445
>Diwata Aino
>Orange Sherbette
Literally who

>>28021447
Group F girls, new gen.

Scott and Purple swap bodies

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>>28021709
there's potential in this one

>>28021749
>1 story about the Scott perspective
>The other about Purple's

make this thread lit

LES GET IT

>>28021447
Pink haired Japanese and a molester.

bump?

>>28022921
Bump

>>28022921
What happened to angry Jim?
I liked his character revolving arround sonata and the rest of the sirens

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Chloe hanging out with Sophie to tell her juicy Norman details when

>>28025631
hmmm, I dunno.
What does Sophie even think about Chloe?

>>28026401
This is why we write them

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Gilda version when Nayaa?

Now how would be the 3 to witness such a feat

>>28026581
Scott- Left
Brad- Middle
Norman- Right

Nice images but WHERE'S A STORY

>be Nolan
>you're starving
>literally
>you've had to survive off of shrubs and small animals that come across your path
>It's been already a week since you last stuffed your mouth with a proper meal
>how you wish you were sitting in your lavish dinner table going through platters and pots of all sorts of exotic and exquisite meals
>feeling the sublime textures and noble scents, it's almost as if they were real
>you can really taste them
>except that you're not
>you catch yourself eating your own shoe like a crazy beast tears away at its freshly caught prey
"this can't be happening..."
"this isn't happening!"
"WHY!!"
"WHY ME!!!"
>despite your desperation, nothing gives and you cry yourself into a pond
>"Well, are you done being an idiot now?"
>you forgot you were in your room, and immediately remember when this a familiar face comes through the door
"Help me... please, I'm begging you!"
>you crawl to the figure's feet, praying for his mercy
>"you didn't have to lock yourself up for a whole damn week, Nol"
>you gawk at him and notice the expression of concern in his face
"Pete...I...I'm...starving..."
>"I know, and I can't let this go on any longer!"
"are you going to feed me?"
>"NO!! I mean- Yeah! NO! I mean, you've got to feed yourself!"
"how?"
>"we're gonna go down to the kitchen and we're gonna get you something to eat, pal"
"thank you, Pete..."
>you speak in wheezed words
>"we're gonna get you back up on your feet and having you running in no time, you'll see"
>a glimmer of hope fills your soul and you feel uplifted already
>"and then we'll resume the cooking classes"
>the horrors of the kitchen flare upon your eyes like a doomed soul sees the horrors of hell for its sins
>Horror
>Pain and Horror
"no...No"
>"Nolan, you need to calm down"
"NOO!!"
>"calm down!"
>you spas out in a tantrum, with all the strength you can summon in order to save your famished hide
"NO!! I'm not standing in front of that cursed factory of death!! NEVER!!"

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>>28029257
i don't know
i just posting these like i said in >>28020154
maybe a pic can bring an idea

>>28029627
>"It's just a stupid stove!! I can't hurt you unless you allow it to!"
"let me go! for the love of god! let me go!!"
>"Nol, you've got to face your fears! I know you can do it!"
"I can't do it!!"
>"yes you can!!"
"No, I can't!!"
>"you're not even going to cook!"
"I'm never ever attempting to cook again!! you hear me? Never!!"
>your voice is raspy and weak, but desperate
"Pete, you don't understand! so many innocent men have died trying to help me! I don't want you to die too! I can't let this happen to you!
"I'm not doing this to you!"
>"nothing's going to happen to me, and nothing's going to happen to you either, okay?"
>you try your hardest to warn him of his doom but he is headstrong and much better nourished than you
>you stand in front of the cursed machine that spews the very flames of hell
"For the Love of god Pete, STOP IT!"
>He looks you deep in the eye for an instant, penetrating your very soul
>"Make me..."
>He takes your hand and puts it on the gas knob
"AAAAGHHHH"
>He twist the knob with your hand bellow his
>death is coming
>"see? I'ts allright! nothing happened"
>you stare at the stove in shock, waiting for the sudden burst of fire
but it doesn't come
"how did you do it?"
>"you just gotta do things carefully, man!"
>you start laughing
>Pete laughs with you
>your laughter turns into the twisted joy of a madman
>Pete's dies down to a worrisome chuckle
>fuck the kitchen

>>28029627
>>28029748
goddammit nolan, you are lethal when a stove is involved in something

Boop

>>28018811
will be posting this one sometime tomorrow

>10
Not today!

>tfw Pokemon GO is your life now
Scott would plan my death in a ridiculous way

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>>28033683
>Austism
I bet if Norman wrote like this, Purple would be giving way more shit than he'd ever get in his whole life

[Story anons have been waiting for for months] when

>Norman comes home
>Big Lamborghini
>Golden fountain I'm living room
>A mirror with rows of flour or something on it
>120 inch plasma TV
>Walk into room
>Purple is laying down with a white Tiger
"Explain"
>She grabs his laptop
>"I made an ad"
>Ad gif of her looking cute saying "C-can I please h-have your c-credit card info?"
>Card Number
>Expiry Date
>Security Code
"Purple this is illegal"

>>28035091
>tfw norman now has to deal with purple's new fortune
The charges are going to be removed because she will give diabetes to the judge

>>28035276
>she isn't a citizen to anywhere nor is completely human
>US government never had to deal with this sort of problem
>While they argue whether she has to follow our human laws or not
>no progress is made
>She is above the law

>>28035447
>somewhere, axel is crying like a baby now

>>28035447
No more like

>At Human Sparkle's house
>Is writing a report
>SWAT teams enters through her door and Windows
>She tazered and arrested
>Pleads it wasn't her but her alternative universe double
>Guilty
>Commits Sudoku in jail after being raped with a screwdriver and a fat dyke's fist

Or something not too far out as a result

>>28036894
"How dare an amateur brat such as you criticize Scott Green"

>>28037432
What's this nigger's deal?
Why did he have to be auch a facisst piece of shit?

Nolan and Nyx

fugg

>>28027101
>>28028055
>>28028488
>>28028875
>>28029183
>>28034584
>>28036894
>>28037432
>>28038591
>>28039127

where'd she go /nn/?

bump for the night

>>28041321
He, actually
The artist's name was nikishi. He just dissapeared one day

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>>28042868
>He
Ah shit

>>28042868
Probably thought Liz drew it

Thread is pretty ass
Where's the comedic one shots and the banter

>>28046617
Hold the fuck up asshole, I'm working
Hang in there anon, we'll pick up eventually

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>>28048176

one more before sleep
thanks guys, i really needed to sort this stuff

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>>28048441
pic i forgot

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This is not the beanie girl.

>>28049182
I need her
So much opportunity for lewdcute
But nah let's post more old ass fanart

>>28049182
>>28049354
>Be Norma
>You've been for the past two weeks
>and you're loving every single second of it
>ever since Purple transformed you in order to bait Tim into a prank you've been putting off a proper return to your true self
>your parents have no idea that you're their daughter now
>Purple told them you went out on an exchange program to Sweden to learn Arabic
>She even made them sign a stupid slip, and they actually did it!
>"Norman, this is serious. You need to turn back to male before all this silly game of yours goes south!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatev's 'sister,' I could care less what happens to my shitty old male life. Only privilege I'm missing is having a dick, actually. I kinda miss my dick"
>you grab your crotch looking for your beloved jimmy, but instead you find a void between your legs and inside your heart
>"See? I'm sure you miss your penis just as much everyone else misses you!"
"Bullshit, I'm never taking that shitty male privilege ever again!!"
>you respond with fervent spite in your voice, recalling of the times you were abused and insulted
>countless times you were told to check your straight white cis male privilege
>not any more
"I have a vagina now!"
>"Norman!"
"I am Norma, now!"
>you flee the room as you declare to purple and the world that you are now a magical transsexual
>"You'll regret this, Norman!"
>you look back to address Purple one last time before you make your exit
"Fuck you, Purple!"

>>28049662
I want Tumblr to write

>>28049662
Tfw no girl buddy to talk about decks with

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Chloe edit on this one, pls

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Norman's female brain taking over his male instincts when?

>>28050160
oh, but it's already begun, anon

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>>28050197
>Norma going from "Yeah girls are hot too, I'm not picky"
>to "Gah, can't get into girls, gotta get a strong man ykno"

>>28050223
well, guess why >she gave into anger all of a sudden?
The normal Normal Norman wouldn't do that, would he now?

>>28050268
What

>Purple trying to turn Norma back into a boy
>Norma overpowers lil purple
>She starts kissing her neck and leading to the bed
>Purple tries to fight back but is weakened by the neck kissing
>Norma ventures upwards and starts pecking her lips
>Purple does all she can to get her off but simply cannot
>She can't conjure magic while lewd things are happening
>Purple gives in and wraps her legs around Norma
>Norma grins and starts to play with Purples chest
>Hours of ungodly acts pass
>Purple allows Norma to exist for one more day
>Swears on her life that she'll be a boy once more

Someone draw cute Norma with some fairly generous proportions
She ain't 100% THICC but she still has thighs you wanna slip your dick through
Based write Norma

Thank god
Been a while since we had Norma hip worship

Bimp

>>28050357
>norma finds funny how many times purple tries to turn her back to normal, but is always defeated with lewd
>one day, she decides to make it serious
"Just make my dick comeback. We'll have more fun"
>the lewd wins once more, and they end up doing the texas rodeo all night
>far away, chloe feels NTR'd

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>>28051211
Well, at least you're having fun

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>>28051261

>>28051211
Poor Chloe, will never get dicked by her cousin.

>>28051277
She'll thank him later
or not

>Purple being bullied with lesbian love
Fuckin hot

>you'll never get your dick between Norma and Purple's scissoring

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What do the boys think of their cute new student

>>28052207
norman would be crying
he would be like, after rainbow rocks, all "yes! i'm free forever!", and then sci purple appears.

>>28051211
>Norma being a hard Dom compared to Norman's sub side
>Shoves Purple between her legs and makes her hit the good spots
>Unforgiving Top that barely let's her gasp for air when riding her face
>Leaves Purple in an unsatisfied state of mind as punishment
>She tries to finish herself off but then forced to cuddle with Norma and has to resort to grinding on her thigh

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i know sitcom usually post this image, but i imagine it would be one of th broadcast channels in canterlot city

>>28052577
Fluttershy in the sky

I can go twice as high

>Norma and family eating breakfast
>Purple hesitantly looks over to Norma
>She's eating a jelly filled donut
>Licking all the filling out
>Making lewd squishy noises
>triggered.jpg

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>Normacucks get a slight hint of Norma
>Full blown autism

>>28053904
I'd take autism over image bumps

>>28053994
Well, they're pretty much the same to me

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a ron paul made a long time ago here

>>28054464
And you kept it in the dark from us all this time?

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>>28054696
this is why i thanked all of you to make me post old pics of the thread
this shit was destined to RR, FG, and now, LoE
make me a favor in case i forget this: post this image the day LoE comes out, and all the anons see the movie

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>"thaaaaaaaaat's brad!"
>*laugh track plays*

>>28056030
Amazing

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Remember that time Rarity was stranded in island and then was kidnapped and Norman had to save her?

>>28057480
Except she was abducted

>>28057840
Then she kicked everyone's colective asses.

>>28058730

Up

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Norman vs. The Dazzlings when

>>28060943
First, we're going to need an Ed, Edd and Eddy esit of the crew

>>28061149
I'd discuss Brad doing money making schemes but you know how ideas n discussion work here so yeah
Also why would they need to work for money when they have Nolan

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Is it possible to get a one shot that isn't cringey or purposefully bad
The sitcom stuff isn't cutting it anymore what happened to us

>>28057480
>Be Rarity
>Fourth of May
>This truly is THE worst possible thing a human being could endure
>I've been cast away in an wretched tropical island for about three days now
>but that's not the even the worst part
>I'm starting to ponder the possibility of having been the sole survivor of that tragic crash, and how it could have been a far better fate
>but alas, I was not
>and now I have to live in accompanied confinement with this filthy swine of a person
>Hmmp! I'm insulting the swine by merely contrasting him with them
>How inconsiderate of me
>"Head of a trick in a bucket, body of a trick in a bag
And thrown in the fire like fuck it, gotta burn it before it goes bad"
"Ugghh"
>"It goes, It goes, It goes, It goes, It goes, It goes, It goes
>For the love of all that is kind and pure! This buffoon will drive me to madness!
>"GUILLOTINE!!"
"ENOUGH!!!"
>"The fuck is wrong with you? aren't you supposed to be a refined and well tempered 'lady?'"
>Truly, the only friend I have left is this meager piece of paper
>As for Scott: I'll murder him in his sleep

>>28061373
No one's putting any effort
Not even me

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time for a countdown

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>>28063031

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>>28063061

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>>28063109

>>28063123
Enough

>>28061179

Your parents having money doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with it, or give it away to your friends. Also, we don't really know if Nolan actually likes Brad at all.

Still hard to find a fitting trio though.

>>28064600
The way he was trully meant to be

>>28064600
>Aryan Norman
He's perfect the way he is

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i'm probably gonna get banned for this, but who cares
i'm coming home

>Chloe at Scott's house
"WOAH SCOTT. YOU HAVE..SO MUCH ANIME."
>"Yeah it's ok, be careful I have trash in there from family"
"Let's watch one!"
>"Uhh, alright sure pick one I kinda trust you by now."
>She reaches for My Neighbor Totoro
>Click
>The case doesn't come out
>The DVD shelf opens a hidden passageway
>It rotates her into another room
>"Shit."
>She turns around
>The wall says "You have terrible taste"

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>>28065563
ND?
Is that you, my nigga?

>>28065718
where the fuck does this son of a bitch get the money to make a secret passage- oh, that's right; blackmailing

>>28065784
It's an old pic but I believe he made it

bump
where the fuck is rain?
did he finally get bombed by a muslim?

man, fuck australia

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Who does Norman have a child with

>>28067297
According to the RainVerse, he had a daughter with the law girl and died with her, leaving her to be raised by Rarara

>>28067525
ah

>>28067525
There was also that one time he had a kid with all the M6.

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praise the beanie

s t o p

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>>28070843
you were the ones who said "we should make a imgur album for all the old pics of norman"
i'm just posting all the old images i have. the only one who probably has more olders is kuro

>>28071303

I have some, but on another hdd.

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Tfw trying to find reason to write after past stories only garnered 1 reply

>>28072692
do it for me :)

>>28073066
No

>>28073141
How about for me?

>>28073141
>>28073142
How about us both? ;)

>writing when anons demand it
Woah better do the /nn/ tradition of NOT writing then

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>"you though i was norman....."

night bump

>>28072692
let's face it; the few people here don't want to build upon the characters, they want to consume content produced by name brands,
BasedWritefag™, to name one.
No matter how hard any of us try, no one else is gonna bother to discuss ideas or have fun in here anymore.
I'm actually okay with this ending now, I've made my peace

>>28075274
Except for the story scenarios Anons talked about and gave up on.
But yeah, we just keep the thread alive for Based at this point.
I want to stay, but not for this.

>>28075274
>Norma hype and discussion of sorts this thread
>Destroyed

>Scott solo stories
>Gone

>Lewd of any sort
>Gotta wait 4 months, matey

>Norman doing normal stuff
>Too damn boring and no replies

>Only like 7 actual anons here anyway

Norman's dick and harem is too good to go to waste

Is Sitcom still alive?

>>28076843
Indeed I am. Actually workIng on the next part of the Norman and Coco in Equestria story.

>>28076882
Did you ever watch Quantum Leap? Did you like it?

>>28073680
The Abnormal one who lives a Normal life.

>>28077677
I've watched a few episodes. Can't complain, liked what I've watched so far.

>>28078312
I miss Lis

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>>28078312
Never forget

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my last pic in this file
i have to check others, but this should be enough for this thread

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>>28078551
why does this even exist?
how?

>>28079559
Early /nn/ was a whole different world

>>28078551
I always wondered how she looked honestly

>>28079559
Lis and ND were shipped

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>general dying
>never got lewd but SFW Shimmer and Norman living together stories
Heavily implied lewd is best lewd

>>28082426
>search image
>full of eggs and cake
kek. source?

>>28082554
Write me some Shimmer and Norman living together

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>>28082620
give me an idea, and i'll do it

>>28083043
Norman coming home to Snugglefest 2016

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>>28083082
>be norman
>today work was a bitch, but when a job isn't bad?
>anyway, day is over, time to go home
>better yet, you are at the front door
>you open the door, and the smell of vanilla cake fills your nostrils
"i'm home"
>"sweetie, you came"
"sup baby"
>you give your wife, sunset shimmer, a hug
>years ago, you wouldn't imagine commit marriage with the girl that used to bullied you in highschool
>but here you are, a normal boy with his "normal" life
"you've been making cake?"
>"yeah, today was kind of slow here at home"
"really? no visits?"
>"twilight had to stay in the lab today. she still tries to understand the magic of the world, and how to control it without...."
"turning into a crazy demon?"
>"pretty much"
"hehe. well, job was boring as well"
>"desk duty?"
"desk duty. i wonder how my dad manage to avoid killing all the guys at the office. it's insane"
>a ring comes from the kitchen
>"cake's done. want a piece?"
"sure"
>you grab your wife's booty
>"wah! norman!"
"you said grab a piece"
>"of cake, not me!"
>both share a laugh, and you carry sunset to the kitchen
>"alright, my mighty minotaur, i can walk too"
"i just want to enjoy some of you for a little while"
>"i learned that dessert comes after dinner, now close your eyes and say ah"
>you see a piece of cake
"fine. aaah...."
>"aahhhh"
"ahhhh"
>"aahhhh... mnnf!"
>she ate your cake
"huh, so you try to be a little smart"
>"you star to tickle her"
>"wait! hahaha, norman!"
"nu-uh. i want a piece"
>"no way!"
>she manage to break free and runs to the living
"i can play too!"
>she takes a pillow
>"i want to see that"
>she throws you one
>in a second, you are both having the most silliest pillow fight ever
>after a while, she drops her pillow and jumps at you
>"glomp attack!"
>you manage to catch her, both landing on the sofa laughing like crazy
>you kiss her forehead
"hahaha, love you sunny"
>"hehe, me too beanie"
>you both enjoyed the silence cuddling before falling asleep together

>>28083408
We'll I guess
Sauce is White milk dream by Eiden

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>>28083408
>tfw they didn't even need to fuck to feel fulfilled
>tfw you will never live as Norman married to Sunset Shimmer

I don't even like the pairing, but damn, this shit is so damn qt

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>>28083960
thanks
>it's the same nigga who made all the stolen games of games of desire
finally i know his name
also, it's kinda funny that people do shit with the right insentive

boop

Night bump

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>>28076882
do you have a particular delivery date for it?
I'm planing on posting my own right after your done with yours

>>28076882
I got something planned using an idea similar to Quantum Leap and borrowing your style

>>28086154
Bumpadump

>>28084441
I just woke up to see i was off by 3 last night
Damn, maybe next time

boop

Norman and Celestia should flirt in the halls between classes

"What do you mean they can still go into heat"
-Norman's last words

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>>28089321
this was his last picture

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>babs's future

>Norman getting blown by Purple while his shaft is between Shimmers thighs

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he did the wrong things, for the right reasons

boop

>>28094415
>>28094142
>>28093586
>all of these fucking bump

pitch me a fucking prompt, I'll write something
and deliver

>>28094618
norman's job
can be anything you like

>>28094618
Are you serious.
Scott and Chloe going to comic con

>>28094618
Just write without asking for a prompt

>>28094618
How about a pretty chill story, one about how Norman and Brad met.

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They have to be doing this intentionally.

"I'm the best" Says Norman
>"At what?" Asks Purple
"At bed"
>Purple is huddled in the corner of the bed crying
>Norman puffing smoke
"I'm actually the worst"

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We still like Scarlet, r-right?

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>>28096152
Norman is truly the worst.

>>28096596
Yes.

>>28095438
They probably read fingerbang or based stories

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>>28097362
I wanna put my finger in your butt

>>28098229
Chloe and Norman's gf of the week should have 1 on 1 interactions without Norman present. Such as waiting in his room for him to get out of the bathroom, Chloe finding them at a restaurant as the gf is slowing realizing she's been stood up

>>28098229
>When Norman tells Sophie how it was Purple's fault that the Gym was set on fire through magic bullshit

>Be Chloe rummaging through your cousins fridge for snacks
>Tossing his gay cans of Arizona Tea, trying to find soda or chips
>Tfw this house got you into cold chips
>Ding Dong
>>"WAIT CHLOE NO I GOT IT"
>See big Norm sprint downstairs in his "I'm Gunna Wreck It!" Wreck-it-Ralph boxers
>>"Oh, Hiiiii..Haha good evening, Sophie!"
>"Am I early?" She says in her hot and tight black dress that shows more than it should
>>"Nah, you're fine, you're just...wow dang you're actually a bit late. Shame on me for not being ready haha!"
>They both stand there
>She pulls up her dress, it seems tighter than she remembers
>You go back to digging for garbage to eat
>"My ride is still here, should I just.."
>>"No!Haha nonono. Just give me a minute and I'll be sharp and ready to have dinner..AND THEN WE CAN GO TO THE RESTAURANT!"
>Sophie blushes at the thought, but is mainly embarrassed this is how he is at home
>Norman runs back upstairs laughing at his Brad-tier joke
>Sophie has no choice but to sit down
>"Oh hello. My names Sophie. I'm Norman's date tonight, who are you?"
>You look at her with ketchup on your cheek and lack of pants
>Then you get a hard look at her gnarly chest
>[Urge to Nerf This intensifies]
"I-I'm-"
>Her big eyes and tits intimidate you
>She's a real anime girl
>I bet she says 'Kyaaaah!' When accidentally groped and bumps into the protagonist with a stack of books in the hall and when he tries to help her she presents him a full view of her white panties
>Holy frick
"Hah, I'm Chloe, Norman's cousin.."
>"Oh he never told me he had other family here
>Fuck you Norman
willcontinue

>>28102359
it begins...

>>28102359
>Be Sophie
>Forced to hang out with Norman's little cousin while he gets ready
"Oh wait..Yeah Chloe! I see you at school."
>Chloe sprays cheese in her mouth
>"Yheah.."
>You watch the girl indulge herself
>You can't stop staring, as rude as it is
>This slimey, unpleasant looking girl is related to Norman?
>Someone had to get the bad genes I guess
>Good lord she's drooling while spraying processed orange goop down her throat
>Her shirt is 3 sizes too large and has holes, do they have a cat?
>Her stench is like she took a dip into a vat of AXE spray
>Her milky pink legs are spread, jesus christ I cant avert my eyes it's disgusting.
>She really does live here
>You remember you have emails to send, might as well continue office work
>Reach in bra to grab phone
>Shit where is it
>Your big Samsung tablet doesn't fit in your "fancy dinner" purse
>"Woah haha how stupid. Why him."
"Eh..? Oh m-CHLOE GIVE IT."
>The gremlin is laughing at your lock screen, which is Norman
>How did she get it..
"DON'T. How did you even.."
>You look at her once more
>Feel cool breeze on your chest
"Wh-WHAT!?"
>"Haha, say it like this:'N-NANI!?!"
>Your G cup tits are hanging out
>She has your bra
"CHLOE WHAT THE- NORMAN!!"
>You shove your puppies back in and run upstairs
>Chloe sprays more cheese and sniffs the bra
>Oh my God what's happening
>Reach for his door knob
>Grab the air
>"Holy.."
>You're back in the couch by Chloe, who's wearing your bra on her head
>Chloe snickers
>"Za Warudo.."

>>28103340
>Be Chloe
>3 Months ago
>You sweet talked that Twilight girl into granting you The World
"Listen you cousin stealing pony bitch I have the world's biggest bully outside waiting. She'll come and beat my ass into gravy if you don't give me this."
>"And WHY should I listen to you?"
"Beacuse.."
>You show Purple a message youre ready to send to Obama
>It's pictures of Ponyville, the portal statue, the US military and the anime "GATE"
>It's not really Obama
"Give me The World or else pony town gets it."
>Twilights eyes widen
>She grabs her spell book and whips up a time spell
>>"YOU NERDS IN THERE!?"
>It's Shimmer, Norman's girlfriend, and biggest bully
>>>"Haha coming, sweetie."
>Norman skips to the door
>Twilight waves her hands and sparkles enchant you
>"She's coming, Chloe!"
>>"NORMAN GET YOUR COCK OUTSIDE BEFORE I KILL THESE TWERPS"
>>>"Haha oh you."
>Grabs doorknob
"NORMAN WAIT"
>BWOOOOOOM
>A flash of negative colors erupt from you
>Norman stands still, ready to turn the knob
>Twilight is praying from the inevitable bullying
>Everything is silent, there is only Chloe
"Holy f r i c k"
>You pick up Norman and sets him aside
>The door opens, knocking over Shimmer
>Damn she's fine
>Squeeze a tit
>Kiss, because why not
>Fuck can't get distracted
>And time Resumes
>You're on top of Shimmer, hand on boob, lips on lips
>As said by Heavy Weapons Guy: 'Dead'
>She goes from Orange to blood red
"H-heh, I f-fell down and I can't get up haha.."
>Shimmer picks you up
>BWOOOOM
>You're now behind her
"Haha Jesus this is sweet."
>Shove her in Norman's room
>Close the door
>Stop time and sprint away
>Purple got bullied 3 times that day
>Shimmer still won't look you in the eye
This is [not] the end

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>>28103534
>The Present
>Sophie still in awe over how any of this is possible
>Be Chloe
>"I-I can't, w-where's Norman...can I just leave!?"

>Norman's room
>Disco playing loudly
>He's walking in and out his closet wearing different outfits
>His bud Scott is on Skype video chat with him
>>"What about this one? Cowboy Norman, that'll burn her loins right?"
>>>"Holy fuck Norman what are you doing its a god damn DINNER DATE. WEAR A SUIT. YOU HAVE THOSE."
>Norman aims his toy gun
>>"It's high noon.."
>>>"IT'S 9PM YOU'RE LATE FOR YOUR DATE JESUS CHRIST SOPHIE IS WAITING"
>>"Alright alright but..."
>He goes back in
>Scott begins to tie a noose
>>"What about..."
>Norman jumps out wearing a Banchou outfit
>Sideways hat, long unbuttoned coat, piece of grass hanging from his lip, and Japanese wooden sandals
>Also a Kendo sword
>>"..THIS?"
>The Skype screen shows Scott hung from a ceiling
>>"Haha..Scott?"

>Living room with Chloe and Sophie
>Seinfeld Bassline plays
>Chloe still has Sophie's big bra cup on her head
"Man I should've got a big boob spell on me this is nice."
>Sophie huddled in the corner of the couch holding her chest in
>Suddenly Chloe is right next to her
"Oh Sophie don't worry..you can leave when Norman let's you."
>Sophie is still in a confused and shocked state
"But..in the meantime."
>You show your fist to Sophie
>Open your palm
>Her eyes get bigger and she tries to scream
>Shove her own panties in her mouth
"..I can't let a lady like you get away.."
>You straddle her cowgirl style
>Lean in and lick a tear
>Sophie can't let Chloe see her frightened
>You rest your hands on her massive tits and rub a nipple
>You hear the door click
>Norman walks out in full Japanese Boys Highschool Bully gear
>Your one weakness: bullies.
>>"Holy..CHL-"
"ZA WARUDO"
>You smirk
>Wait what
>Your body slows down
>You can't move
>What's happening
>>"The one who stopped time was me."

>>28103712
>"you though you could do it. but it was me, TWILIGHT!"

>>28103712
>Chloe can stop time
>She molests Norman's girlfriends
>Threatened to nuke pony world
>Is about to fight Norman who can also stop time
This is the best

>>28085369
>>28086039
No real plans on a date yet. You can certainly post your stuff whenever you like. Hopefully in a week I'll have the next Coco/Norman done...maybe.

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>>28103712
>>The Skype screen shows Scott hung from a ceiling
I don't think he's hanging though

Why doesn't Chloe just time stop rape Norman

https://nhentai.net/tags/popular
Post 5 Tags to describe a character

>>28105864
>femdom
>cheating
>deepthroat
>shibari
>cunnilingus
Guess who?

>>28106009
Shimmer?

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>>28106018
Bingo.

>>28103712
Oh shit.

The story still isn't over yet btw
Good night

>>28106022
Guess:
Yaoi
Yuri
Incest
MMF Threesome
Harem

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>>28106035
Only one guess comes to mind.

>>28106039
Good.
Now:
Harem
Orgy
NTR
MILF
Impregnation

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>>28106081
I may be wrong but.

or Brad

>>28106085
Brad would be
Rape
Virginity
NTR
Mindbreak
Blackmail

>>28105779
She tried, but she discovered that it isn't like hentai, where any thing you youch becones soft so you can fuck it. No, it's more like jojo where anything friozen stays like that