>"Why doesn't Anon love me anymore?"

>anymore
WEW LASS

>>28014964
Because you have no parents

Because I grew up. I liked you show, okay? But I lost REAL LIFE FRIENDS because of it. I had to stop, and presides, we grew apart. Sure, I might not watch your show anymore since season 3, but I still cum to lewd pictures of you guys. I still fucking love your throbbing horse cocks, and even your nice puffy donut holes

>>28014964
Because in a horrible accident you lost all your hooves.

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>>28014999
>I had to stop, and presides, we grew apart
>presides

I still fucking love your throbbing horse cocks, and even your nice puffy donut holes
>POSTsides

>>28015058
You dont even get trolling or bait LMAO trolled you faggot welcome to 4chan

>>28014999
>futa faggot
>fan of the fandom
Ebin.

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>>28014999

>>28014964

"Because I love Sunset more. What we had was fun, Applejack. But I've moved on. You should too."

>>28014964
This is actually somewhat relevant as AJ used to be my favorite, but now I didn't even watch her latest episode.

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>>28015299
>not staying loyal to a waifu

>>28014964
The lies.

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>>28014964
It's not that I don't love you, AJ. It's that I can't tolerate you. Look, I know you all wear boots for some fucking reason and boot stank is a fixed feature of you and your friends. I have accepted this and learned to largely ignore the other girl's stench. But your particular brand is something different. Whenever you take off your boots it triggers PTSD flash backs of being gassed at Auschwitz...and I'm not even Jewish. AJ, I like you, you're fun, but I can't stay around your cloying, suffocating, gut wrenching sweaty foot miasma any longer. Seriously, I know you wear these thick leather boots to help hide the musk, but the lack of ventilation only makes the smell worse. It literally bleeds through the leather, AJ. You KNOW this! I have tried dropping you some hints; I thought the box full of Gold Bond foot powder and athlete's foot cream was when I abandoned subtlety, but you didn't get it even then. So until you can manage to make yourself smell comparable to a garbage fire, I'm sorry, but I'm leaving you.

>>28015415
kek

>>28014964
Who has been feeding you these lies Applejack?

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>>28014964
Yes, that's a thing you will NEVER have to worry about if you were mine.

>>28015415
As a guy who wears combat boots everyday I can assure you.

Antibacterial soap. Alcohol, and foot powder take away any foot smell.

>>28015362
Hey, man. We've all had poor taste at one point or another. That's no reason to force ourselves to stick with a mediocre waifu that we'll never love.

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D-diddly...

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I could never not love her.

>>28014964
I never loved you.

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>>28014964
Because you're wearing red cowboy boots

>>28014964
Probably because you slept with your brother.

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>>28015299
>Disloyalty to Waifu

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>>28015362
>>28018184

"We're broken up, AJ. We agreed to stop seeing each other. I can't have you keep coming by here to try and start something up again."

"No, no, it's best you don't come inside right now."

"Because I'm not alone, AJ. I'm sorry, goodbye."

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>>28018224
How could you resist this cute af lion costume.

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>>28014964
"I'm sorry, AJ. I'm already a demon."

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>>28014964

>It's my freckles, I bet.
>I hate my freckles.
>Maybe I'm just not pretty enough.
>Is it my hair?
>My red ribbon?
>My hat?
>What about me isn't good enough?
>I want to like myself, I want to be true to myself, but I want him to love me.
>Why won't he love me?
>I just stare at the phone, wanting to call him, but I never do, thinking that he might call me instead.
>But he never does.
>Am I fat? Am I ugly? Am I stupid?
>Why aren't I good enough?
>Why?

>>28015068
>I was only pretending to be retarded!

>>28018669
>Y-you...(how did he capture my favorite trick!?)

>>28018534
>Meanwhile, Anon awakens from a drunken stupor to find he has lost his phone.

>>28018534
Jesus, stop killing my heart....

>>28019657
You damn right.

>>28014964
>Meanwhile Anonymous is trying to break free from the death trap set by the nefarious Dr Doomerang.

>>28014964
Cause you're a fucking Neo-Nazi.

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>>28018534
Goddamn anon

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Bumping for potential green.

>>28014964
Who taught you these lies? Ive had my face between your boobs for crying out loud! I'm not going anywhere darlin.

>>28018235
>Ignoring Fluttershy in a sexy dress

Pleb