Homo Horse Hangout | /hhh/ #20

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>>28013978
first for soarin

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Spike is so gay

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>>28013978
Y'all are gay.

>>28014895
Well, yes.
What the hell did you expect from a thread called /Homo/ Horse Hangout?

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Remember to hug your homo horse daily.

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>>28014895

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>Would you?

>>28013978
>map
>discord
>irc
>skype
Wow, so many convenient ways to find a cock to suck!

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Purge when?

>>28015549
Skype is pretty much dead - I recommend Discord.

>>28015567
Right after we make sweet love, Nonny.~

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>>28014895
I mean
You aren't wrong

>>28015537
I would cuddle him hard

>>>/trash/4264430
Just in case anyone is interested.
I'm also a huge faggot.

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>>28014053
The changeling is male right?

>>28015699
Wanna be faggots together, faggot? :3

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>>28015751
Sure, fag. I have no other faggy business to concern myself with.

reminder that Comic Relief Part 2 never ever

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>>28015953

>>28015953
;_;

>>28015977
>>28015978

I think Brae also said he'd be taking a break from pony stuff after he finally gets comic relief done to work on more general furry content.

I remember him posting the /ccg/ occasionally, has he ever posted in the /hhh/?

>>28013978
degenrate thred

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>>28016493
Define "degenerate".

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>>28016505
dgnrate tred

>>28016456
no he hasn't

>>28016456
I'm sad to see him go, really. I know he won't leave the fandom completely but I just seems like the beginning of the end.

>>28016852

http://askbraeburned.tumblr.com/post/144561671844/so-about-the-furry-project-you-have-planned

>>28018097
This just makes me fucking sad.

>>28018097
RIP Braeburned.
IT was good while it lasted. He is now gonna give in to furshit and sell his soul for the easy money.

>threadly reminder you will never snuggle your horsebando
>you will never get to cuddle up to him on a cold night and press yourself into his back and whisper sweet nothings into his ear as you fall asleep together
there is no freedom from this train

>>28018947
>Implying
I believe in the NDE Celestia cap.
>inb4 but homos don't go to heaven anon
How can a God that created homos, hate his own creation?

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>>28018947

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>Cannon Cluster, 5 years back
>Just joined the titan corps
>Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, he'd soon be crushed by the reality of titan warfare, and then embrace it
>He looked over the form he'd been handed as he went to his barracks
>It was a small pamphlet about the titan corps
>There were bright and sunny pictures of ponies training, even one of a titan being examined by students
>Today he was part of training, learning to pilot one of the giant bots
>"Good afternoon, recruit. You're here to pilot?" an important-looking stallion asked him
>His coat was a deep chestnut, and his mane was snow white
>This stallion wore a dark green coat adorned with medals
"Y-yes sir." Cannon managed to get out
>"Good. Get to the courtyard and we'll show you how to work one of those titans."
>Confident as he was, this new pony made Cannon feel a little nervous
>Later, after an embarassing 20 minutes trying to find out where he needed to be, Cannon made it to training
>The stallion was there again
>"You're late, recruit."
"Sorry, sir."
>"No matter, all the instructors have already paired up with students."
>He winked at Cannon
>"That leaves us. C'mon, you get to learn from the best."
>Cannon wasn't gay or anything, but this stallion seemed to have already earned the title of senpai
"What do I call you, sir?"
>"Commander Caliber, or Fifty Cal if we're close."
>The commander led you to a lone titan, crouched down, with its cockpit open
>He climbed in first and patted his hoof on the seat in front of him
>You climbed in and sat in front of him
>"Do you know what we're in right now, recruit?"
"A T-3 original, sir?"
>"Close, it's a T-3 trainer."
>He pointed to a red level above and to the right of you
>"Pull that and let's get going." he ordered, you realized that your seat didn't have a back
>The back of your head was against his chest
"Yessir." you pull the switch
>The cockpit doors seal and the screen is projected, you can see what is outside of the titan now

>>28014895
There is a dangerously low amount of porn of this pony

>>28013978
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>>28015537
Shining has no ass

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>>28019799
>The titan stands up, tilting the cockpit back
>Cannon found himself leaning on the commander's belly
>"I want you to grab that control console with both hooves."
>He points to a small spherical object between his thighs
>He grabs onto it with his hooves and pull sit upwards for easier holding
>"This intricate control can operate the whole machine using neural connectors from your hooves and through a few simple movements."
>He can feel something on his back
>"Navigate this titan out of the hangar and onto the field." he says
>It's prodding the spot between his wings
>Cannon decided to ignore it and focus on the titan
>After all, Commander Caliber wasn't a pony one wanted to upset
>He could have Cannon Cluster kicked from the titan corps by the end of the day
>Cannon pulled on the controller console and twisted the nob around
>He got the titan walking and took it out to the field
>He really didn't like what the commander was doing
>Something was creeping up Cannon's shoulder, like a hot slug
>"Do a weapons check."
>Cannon focused on the task at hoof and raises up the rifle into the screen's field of visibility
>"Aim for the target truck across the field and fire."
>Cannon aimed the rifle at the truck and fired off one round, hitting the back tire of the truck that'd been shot many times before
>"I said to fire, what was that?"
"Do- do you want me to shoot it more, sir?"
>"Empty the damn clip." the commander grunted
>Cannon kept on shooting at the truck
>The cockpit rattled worse than a brick in a dryer on a suspensionless car going down a brick road
>Fifty Cal shifted his hips and set his erect cock on Cannon's shoulder
>It was barely an inch from his face
>What the fuck was that smell?
>Cannon leaned forward and pulled the cockpit lever, he jumped out of the titan and fell to the ground
>He wasn't having this shit today
>He wasn't gay, he wasn't gay at all!

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>>28020117
any more?

>>28018927

>implying his regular furry stuff won't be amazing. I just hope he doesn't pay wall it.

>>28018983
I don't know about God, but I sure hate some of the gay shit I created.

>>28016456
It's like we always see people leave and never get anyone new that can ever make a name for themselves.

>>28020984
That's the sad truth of the fandom

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>>28020961

>>28020984
>>28021405
It's kinda how all fandoms work though.

The good artists are there early on, meaning they get big. Everyone who shows up late is basically nothing, even if they're good.

Then the old artist gets bored/drunk with power, and decides to move elsewhere. Since the previous fandom had already established him, he's accepted into the other fandom with ease, and then continues his career forcing not as known artists to stick to the sidelines, until the artist jumps again.

The people who get shafted are the artists who have talent or at least 'potential' but since their story is ignored or their picture never getting many views, they just leave. Then the people complain that the good artists left, forgetting that many other good artists where there, but ignored.

Don't call it a grave. This is the future YOU chose.

>>28018983
>Not going to hell and getting yourself a demon bf

>>28022183
The sex would be pretty hot

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>>28022229
Kek

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Morning faggots.
Sorry for the interruption but I bring good news.
New male character for you guys. Go wild

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>>28022364
>That picture
Holy fuck his tail is so straight I mistook it for a literal pole stuck up his ass

>>28022183
I always hoped Hell would be like this.
Just a fucking paradise for the debauched to wollow in. With 5-star resorts with lavaslides into magma swimming pools and slutty roomservice consisting of tons of cute women and men, because Hell is all-inclusive. Wouldn't want anyone to feel left out, you know?

>>28022364

a qt3.14, shame he's voiced by Patton Oswald though.

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http://sta.sh/01cq8tuyqgdw

Here you go you glorious clop fags, a very raunchy and sexy gay clop featuring you and your lovely Shiny Armour~

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>>28023507

Fuckin came

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>>28022364
>Literally Daring Do R63
REEEEEEEEEEE JOHNNY TEST WRITERS WTF ARE YOU DOING

>>28023507
>that dialogue
jesus fuck anon. ok fic otherwise, nice job

>>28022364
dat ass
DAT ASS

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>>28018983

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>>28021536
I want off this highway to hell

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>>28028256
>That sneak
Kek

>>28026455
Never in my life have I encountered an ass I want to eat as much as this one.

Bumpo

Requesting more pics please

>>28023467
You gotta admit though, he totally nailed the "angry arrogant nerd" character to a fucking T. I'm really glad he did the role.

Faggots stay out of slave pony general, your kind are not welcome there.

>>28032033
No. I'll post gay horses wherever I want to.

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HOMO
EROTIC
CARTOON
HORSE
PORN

>>28024527
>literally not watching the episode
He's nothing like Daring Do.

>>28013978
I thought this was "homo horse hangout," not "interspecies pedophilia" hangout.

Kill yourself, spikefag.

>>28032995
You do know that most gays are pedos right?

>>28033220
source?

>>28033366
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-a-correlation-between-homosexuality-and-pedophilia
Mayo Clinic articles are behind a paywall

>Gays are 4 to 20 times more likely to be pedophiles and twice as likely to abuse children than heterosexual pedophiles

>>28032995
>Content is not content unless it's what I like
Kill yourself.
>>28033837
Kek

>>28033837
>4 to 20
so it's a very HIGH probability

also, thanks for both stating a falsehood and omitting an important part of the conclusion
>This finding does not imply that homosexuals are more likely to molest children, just that a larger percentage of pedophiles are homosexual or bisexual in orientation to children. [19]

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>>28013978

DIE FUCKING PEDOPHILES

GO TO /TRASH/ WITH ALL THE OTHER GARBAGE

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>>28034520

>>28034728
>posting anthroshit
Fuck off back to >>>/trash/

Degeneracy.

>>28034805
We are all degenerates, don't pretend your above us.

>>28033837
I blame Catholic priests

>>28034334
X is often found near Y
Now, I'm not saying X causes Y ot Y causes X, but they're usually together.

>>28034475
"I think you misunderstood what I meant by 'plowing,' Big Mac."

>>28034475
looks like someone needs a warm gay hug

>>28034475
I want him to plow me like that field

>>28034475
I wanna ride on his back while he plows that field, feeling his sweaty, rigid, rippling, muscular body undulating between my legs, grinding against my ass and crotch.

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I had to hide a hardon during this new episode.

>>28034520
>gays are pedophiles
I never understood how you idiots made this connection.

>>28035529
Because not all gays are pedophiles but the majority of pedophiles are gay.
It's the same kind of bullshit circular logic people use to justify gun control and Muslims

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>>28033837
I bet you fap to lolicon

Besides isn't a child but a runt

Move over

>>28035548
>Muslims
A lot of them ARE dangerous, though. Have you not heard of anything that's been happening in Germany and France over the span of 2016 so far?

>>28035668
Spike has been referred to as a "baby dragon" multiple times. Fuck off with your shitty headcanon justification for pedophilia, scum.

>>28035784
When's the last time you heard a fucking human baby talk? Or seen one walk?

Twilight hatched him when she was very young. Spike could very well be within the arbirary legal age of consent. Dragons live for thousands of years.

I swear to god it's like you don't even watch the fucking show. Fucking faggot.

>>28035833
>Dragons live for thousands of years.
That means they probably reach sexual maturity MUCH later than any mammal. It doesn't matter if he's 200 years old if he's still physically an infant/toddler.
Kill yourself.

>>28035769
I said 'justify' in that I meant 'allow to exist'. Apologies.

>>28035852
Since when could babies walk, talk, perform menial tasks, and make rational decisions like adults? Tell me when you've seen this and maybe I'll believe you when you say Spike is still a toddler.

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>>28035668
Nope, I'm into robots and xenos
Maybe some future ponies with alien tech
And snuggly adult stallions, because I was jailbait a year ago

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>>28035989
Ah, I see. All good then.
Have a boyhorse.

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>>28013983
I'm usually not much of a fag but this horse. This horse right here. He does things to me.

What is that flightsuit made of, do you think? Think you could taste him through it when he comes back from a flight all hot and sweaty?

>>28036422
I don't know.
But I want him to sit his sweaty ass on my face

>>28036422
I want to run my tongue up and down the sweaty bulge in his flightsuit and watch him try as hard as he can not to cum all over it.

>>28036422
>spoiler
I wanna say it's latex because it would give it a shine, vibrancy and a sort of rubbery sleekness that would be great, but I don't think latex is very breathable for exercising in. You'd cook in the fuckin thing. It's probably spandex. Which isn't as sexy as latex in this case, imo, but still pretty good.

>>28036594
>>28037009

sweat and probably musk

absoultely disgusting. I am the only one who would like his stallion clean?

>>28037407
you're not alone, anon

>>28037407
I want him sweaty and hot from his exercises and full of sexual energy. That way, when I drag him to the showers, his cock is at half mast and his balls are nice and full. I'll scrub him down, playfully teasing between his cheeks and around his taint while I get him clean, making sure he's begging for release by the time I'm done. Then we can get dirty again.

>>28037506
God damnit anon this makes me harder than diamonds

>>28037407
Nothing wrong with a squeaky clean stallion, but the thought of Soarin coming in smelling of musk and the wild wind is pretty fucking tip top unf for me.

>>28037999
He'd be harder than diamonds too as you wrapped him up in a towel, denying his cock that stroke it needed to cum everywhere. "No cumming till you're soft again" you'd tell him, to his dismay.

>>28038794
we need more of this asap

>>28040144
Working on it. Should it be Anon or another wonderbolt doing the lewds to him?

>>28040235
You're the author- whatever you prefer!

>>28040235
I vote Anon but do whatever you like

>>28035633
>Named after an article of clothing they don't even wear

I honeslty wouldn't mind something saucy on these two. Like FP cheating on his wife to live out a weird gender-swapped dominant Daring Do fetish he's never told to anybody.

>>28040281
>>28040530
Anon the Wonderbolt Washroom attendant it is.

>>28041159
I look forward to it

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would the prince of love teach his guards the joys of faggotry in the barracks?

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>>28042391

>>28045074
thanks 4 the (You) ;)

map_namemap_namemap_namemap_namemap_namemap_namemap_name

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>>28045074
(((You)))

>>28015743

God I hope not.

>>28046612
Why not?

did you all get aids or something?

>>28048654
Yes.

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>>28048654
It would explain the occasional inactivity

FAGGOT NIGGERS

How hard is it to actually find the prostate? I finally used a vibrator on myself and all I felt was full and uncomfortable.

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what stallions would you want in your nonsexual cuddlepile /hhh/?

>>28052084

all of them.

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>>28052150
even these two?

>>28050460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ncwCETyQlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt5RqyqdZFQ

Trendermac is best ship

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>>28052154
admit it, you want to tie these two assholes and whip them until they tell you they will be your cocksocks.

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>>28052710
honestly I'd rather have brae do the opposite.

>>28051666
No advice for satan?

>>28052736
Me too Anon

So tell me.

What does /hhh/ drive?
What does /hhh/ husbando drive?

I gotta:
1999 Honda CRV EX REAL TIME 4wd
2003 Toyota corrola CE
2016 Nissan Rogue SV AWD

Prince Artemis is husbando, drives a Dodge charger SRT hellcat.
>Looks like another full size sedan
>just a normal full size sedan
>oh it has big lights i guess
>Oh, look at all this trunk space.
>Seats 5
>Oh just a norma-
>HOLY SHIT 2.8 SECOND 0-60
>OH GOD 207 MPH TOP SPEED
>JESUS THAT TRACK TIME
>Dodge charger SRT hellcat
>Black key for full size sedan, red key for AMERICAN MUSCLE.

>inb4 stream of miatas

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>>28055869
Forgot pic doe.

>>28055869
I drive a 2013 Hyundai Elantra.
Big Mac would drive an old '60s-era Ford pick-up. Comfy as fuck.

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>>28055889
>2013 Hyundai Elantra.
Are you overweight by anychance?

But yea, Mac is a ford guy. Bet the other farmers prefer chevy. And don't get him started on those dodge pickups.

>>28055869
>What does /hhh/ drive
A car.
Do you expect me to walk everywhere?

>>28056072
WHAT BRAND AND MODEL YOU FUCKING AUTIST?!

Also do squats, build dat ass.

>>28055869
I drive a '99 Toyota 4Runner
Husbando Thunderlane drives a Mitsubishi or something it's been a long time since I watched top gear
>Thinking gays care about cars

>>28055869
I've drive a 1998 BMW 318ti and a 1958 Edsel Villager 9 passenger wagon. Also in the process of getting a 1953 Packard Clipper running.

I agree with >>28055889 and >>28056012 on Big Mac's car.

>>28056152
>Doesn't want a /o/ BF who would work on cars with you
>Wouldn't use engine oil as lube to pound his ponut
>Fuck California, everything causes cancer to them.

As a side note, how engine oil feels can tell you alot about your engine.

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>>28056207
>Owns a classics
>Owns a station wagon
>owns a VEE ATE
>9 PASSENGERS
I'm jelly.

I'm trying to buy a 2003 town car to somewhat sate my landbarge thirst.

>>28056125
Why does the brand and model matter?
It's a shitty car that gets me from point A to point B.
It's all I want, it's all I need, and it's unnecessary to exceed that bare requirements.

I'm not big on cars, as you can probably tell.

>>28056227
>using motor oil as lube
Isn't oil poisonous? Wouldn't that at the very least do a lot of intestinal damage?

I mean, I know it's a fantasy, but that's a little too far out.

>>28056253
Damn Anon, that's even bigger than the Edsel. Good luck on your search.

>>28055869
I drive my bike, But I usually walk.
Living 3 minutes away from a mall has it's advantages for a sedentary lifestyle

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>>28056271
Geeze man, no need to get so mad. I was just tired of the empty mac butt bumps. I want discussion back and didn't want it to be /k/ or /pol/ again.

>>28056294
Well i mean, yes.

But it's not corrosive, so not much to worry about.

I know, i've used it. Both used oil and fresh oil, synthetic and conventional.

>>28056353
Thanks man, I've found one but the seller says he's self employed and works too often for me to get a look at it any time soon.

2003, Signiture edition with 270,000 km. Entirely stock according to him.

>>28056428
Nice find. Hope it serves you well Anon.

>>28055869

2002 ford escort, beaten to hell and falling apart.

>tfw no mechanic bf

>>28055869
2014 Civic

>>28055869
99 Sienna

>tfw mechanic dad
>tfw mechanic bf
>tfw i treat my baby right
Still works like a charm

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Quack.

>>28057089
>tfw ford escorts will be gone soon.
I wish i could help you fix it...

>>28057179
Lol

>>28057269
Not bad at all. Pre 2005 toyota is really good. Post 2005 is not so much.

>>28057593
Fuck you, I like my car.

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>>28058209
Why ride a car, when you can ride me?

Why doesn't OP already include a /trash/-link? Faggot.

>>>/trash/4471021

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there needs to be more stuff of stallions rubbing butts.

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Nothing to see here

>>28058957
I'm a top.

>>28060197
>implying being top or bottom matters at all in this situation

I ain't gay....but I'd straight up make truffle butter in one of those horses. But I ain't gay

>>28060265
Normally I'd laugh at you but they have such perfectly drawn asses, I can agree you probably aren't gay.

>>28060270
Someone fucking gets me. Those applebottoms look better than the mares

>>28060296
You just want to dig your hands into them while you're plowing.

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>>28060265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEckV-oK4Uo

>>28060326
If I didn't know better I'd think that was Spitfire with how feminine it looks.

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>>28060302

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>>28014053
When do you think they'll have spike come out of the closet?

>>28014053
>>28060832
>>28060838
>>28060844
Spike isn't gay, he's just a little kid playing dressup. They all do it, and Spike is unfortunately surrounded by mares so he mimics them.
Spike needs some bro time with Shining and Mac. So he can learn how to suck cock.

>>28060852
I'm gay
And I did all that

No "normal' boy dresses up and wears girls clothes.
But I did

>>28060865
Drag queens would especially disagree with you.

>>28060302
Sh-shut up homo! Tha-that's not hot at all!

>>28060900
Fun fact, if you were to actually sink your fingers into horsebutt they'd probably buck in fear because its an old reaction to predatory claws.
But our ponies are pretty self aware, and a human towering over them, sinking their 'claws' into their muscular flesh and dominating them must be quite the fantasy.

>>28060913
we need a green where anon tries this and gets his shit kicked in on accident and then leads to a cutesy recovery story of forgiveness and self-discovery.

>>28060888
Sure they would
Try hanging out at gay clubs like I do
You'll meet lots of them

>>28060865
I bet you think no boy that didn't grow up to be gay never put his dick between his legs saying 'Look, I'm a girl!'

>>28060865
>No "normal' boy dresses up and wears girls clothes.
Liberal agenda hard at work.

>>28060939
I bet you go into a gay thread and complain about it being gay and there being gay posters

Weird huh?

>>28060963
>Make retarded statement
>Is called out on being retarded
>Huurr well what are you even doing in this thread?

>>28061035
>ask question
>get retarded statement
>reply with my own situation
>get assravaged post to it
>like your post
>hurr how dare you question me durr
>yet, he's complaining about gays in a gay thread

Really makes you think

>>28061052
Not that anon,but I ain't gay. But I would fuck your ass and cum inside. But I ain't gay.

>>28061059
Let's meet up
Are you cute?

>>28061065
I ain't gay nigga! I don't do meet ups!

>>28061079
A hole's a hole, right? You can imagine I'm a cute girl. I'll even wear a skirt for you if you want.

>>28061079
Then how can you fuck my ass?
I'll even let you cum inside

>>28061095
U-unf
I ain't gay though. But that made my dick hard yo

>>28061122
Just tell yourself you're not ass as you pound my ass in a skirt.

I'm clean shaven
Nice and smooth down there

>>28061135
*you're not gay as you pound my ass*
Damn typos

>>28061122
What kind of skirts do you like? Long ones? Short ones? Should I wear a thong or will it only get in the way?

>>28061135
>>28061146
>>28061156
>Not wearing a giant Braeburn fursuit with butthole flap and slot for your dong to poke through
I ain't gay, but nigga that's disappointing. I wanna lick butthole but not EQG butthole senpai. I ain't gay though

>>28059042
>Someone started a homo horse thread in /trash/ and it's already a general there
?????
If this general continues tell me and I'll put it in the copypasta

>>28062166
Hey its you who just posted on the /thrash/ thread.

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>>28065016
>big mac cooling off his ponut after an entire day of asspoundings.

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>>28065101
No he's just dead.

Those fridges where really dangerous and macs is a bit of a child at heart.

I mean, WAS.

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bump

Stallions don't last very long.

>>28066700
That's why its so important to edge them.

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>Want to have gay experience (mostly straight but doesnt mind gay community)
>Friend finds out via Tinder
>Wants to have it with me
>Considers it
>But if any of my friends or family still find out I'll be done for

Scared bump

>>28067164
Is your friend any of the following:
>Untrustworthy
>Prone to falling in love
>"out and proud"
>The type to joke about serious shit in front of the wrong people.

If he's any of these, don't do it. He'll out you.

>>28067164
According to personal experience, friends should just be friends.

>tfw had a friend
>used to do everything together
>playing conflict desert storm
>We talk each other into shit
>He ends up sucking my dick while i played on his PS2
>tfw he stopped talking to me
>tfw i didn't want to bother him
>tfw he changed, grew his hair out
>tfw i moved

Never forget. My other friends call him desert storm Stephen. And now i feel weird every time i play Conflict Desert storm.

>>28067217
>No
>Probably
>Sort of
>No

I feel like it'd be the best idea not to, however he still knows and if he slips and tells the wrong person hell may very well ensue even if it is just a consideration.

>>28067227
We did a play together in high school. Me and him were acquainted but I didn't expected us to become as close as we are and it still isn't all that significant.

It started off as a combination of feeling really lonely (practically desperate) and finding a lot of male character designs and people in TV shows to be "cute."

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I can't stop staring at Big Mac's toes.
Send help.

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>>28068547
>anthro
Haraam as fuck.

>>28068663
>Was an option
Kek

>>28068547
congrats, you're a footfag anon; embrace it but don't let it define you.

bet you're imagining him teasing you with them after a long sweaty day too huh?

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>>28068739
I didn't mean to post that, but that's my CRV.

No one insult my shitbox but me though.

Love that whore.

hump

>>28067315
The chances of him slipping before you fuck is considerably less because he'll know that will destroy any chance he has. Plus it'll be easier for you to play it off like he's joking. What your worry is that he's:
>out and proud
>prone to falling in love
Because lets say you do fuck and you both like it. You'll fuck more and he'll start pining for you. He might start telling you to 'come out, its the best thing in the world and blah blah!' and if you're not receptive, out you to hopefully get you to 'be yourself'.
Take it from someone who is comfortably in the closet with his sexuality, unless you intend to marry the guy, coming out only causes issues and doesn't make you feel any better. A close friend of mine was 'outed' by his then lover and it made the next decade unnecessarily miserable for him. He's now in a stead relationship with a woman. So, there was no reason for him to 'come out' when he was actually bi and just wanted to fuck boypussy.

>>28069767
This

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oh dear lord page 10

>>28068746
I like to think that he takes off those boots and slips his smelly feet into some flip flops after a long day working out in the fields. Same can be said to his cousin.
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>>28071157
I dunno, i can't really see brae as the type for flip-flops but till paints a nice mental picture.

>>28071203
I don't know, but it's just me. I can't take him serious as a cowboy.
Maybe he got them as a gift from a cousin living in the west coast?
And said gift was a loong time ago?

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>>28071265
fair enough, it is your fantasy after all and he is one of those characters we have little to work off outside his few appearances.

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>>28055869
I drive a dying '93 Jeep Grand Cherokee, but she's still getting me to and from school so I'm happy.

No idea what my horsebando would drive. Honestly, he probably lives in a library and doesn't drive anywhere.

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Who is the cutest husbando and why is it spike

>>28062918
Now... Fart.

>>28055869
I drive an '02 Explorer, 4.6 v8
Bae dives a Pontiac Sedan. Can't remember what model.

>>28072467
>implying your nerdy horse wouldn't hitch a ride with you to school
>implying you wouldn't park in a secluded area in the parking lot
>implying you wouldn't fuck him in your jeep before finals just to relieve him a little
>implying you wouldn't stroke his mane and tell him he's gonna pass all those exams with flying colors

>>28072467
>Old jeep
>Dying
lol what?

>>28073020
NICE.
>big 'MURICAN v8
>GROUND RUMBLING
>OFFROAD
>literally tallest car private vehicle.

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>you will never scrub your husbando.

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>>28073617
I'd rather dirty up my husbando

>>28021407
source pls. Soarin is my husbando

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>>28037332
but anon, sweaty spandex is sexy as hell. Just imagine inhaling the scent of his musky ass.

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>"Your WHAT?! In my WHAT?!"
"I told you, I'm STANDING in your DOORWAY. Also, wrong you're."

>>28074657
https://derpiboo.ru/1057170?scope=scpeafe3eac1fd05fa3e557977a9cbbae49bd4b56d02

>Sombra rape anon is gone
>Retarded burglar x Dopey Hooves anon is gone
Why did everyone forsake us?

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have you hotdogged your homo horse today /hhh/?

>>28076820
>>Retarded burglar x Dopey Hooves anon is gone

Noticed that too. The only reason I browse these threads is in the vain hope of actually seeing that story completed.

>>28015743
Yes it's confirmed by the new trailer

>>28063800

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>tfw you get outed in front of your beard.

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>>28077717
>>28076820
>tfw someone liked that story

>>28080312
>Good for nothing criminal with trust and self-esteem issues and desperate, mentally-challenged loner with strokes of genius find love in most unlikely circumstances.

This is like wish fulfillment.

>>28081319
why would anon want to date a criminal?

>>28081333
Because he's both
>Good for nothing with trust and self-esteem issues
>desperate, mentally-challenged loner

>>28071203
Spaghetti also goes limp when it gets hot

>>28015953
what that is?

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>>28081462
Comic relief is some comic made by Braeburned but hes gone full furry now.

>>28081319
In a good way or a bad way?

>>28081917
It makes me feel good, so I guess in a good way.

I had a super vivid dream about being a mare and sucking soarins cock, but I'm straight. I remember feeling it in my mouth and being surprised how soft it was. His precum was just a little salty and had I could feel it lubricating the underside of his dick against my tongue. Right as he was about to cum he trusted it deep into my throat. Majority of his hot load slipped right down my throat but it left a trail as he pulled back out. Cum was still oozing slowly from the tip of his dick and I was sucking it in between my perched lips. Idk how to describe the taste, but it made me horney as fuck. I also remember the horsey smell of his fur when my muzzle was pressed to his belly. I woke up craving more of soarins hot jizz.

The fuck is wrong with me.

>>28079356
>front of your beard.

>>28083106
>I had a super vivid dream about being a mare and sucking soarins cock, but I'm straight.

You're still straight man, everything is fine. It's just a realization by self that if you where a women, you would make a good wife.

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>>28081781
>>28015953

are you not watching the streams at all or what

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>You ducked into the darkness of his dark alleyway home
>Eventually Dopey left and you were able to get some sleep
>It was a comfy and warm summer night
>Some nights were tolerable, others were humid and sweltering
>You slept like a rock that night, balled up on top of a jacket
>The rising sun woke you up, and cast an unwelcome light on your meager hovel
>Morning stretches, check your loot, head to the bathhouse
>Yes, you went to the bathhouse to actually bathe
>Luckily the other stallions there for anonymous gay sex left you alone because you were short/ugly/dirty, pick one, any, or all
>You washed out your mane, a few feet to your left some blue stallion was getting pounded into the wall by a larger red stallion
>You dry off and head to the lockerroom to pick a few locks and take a few wallets
>You manage to take a hoofful of bits and some nice high-society clothes
>It was best to only raid the lockerrooms on occasion as you had to bathe here often
>You felt a bit excited, you were going to visit Dopey AND you didn't look like you'd been drug through a riverbank
>You dress up in some high-society garb and take a leisurely stroll through the upper class areas of the city
>Such generous ponies, so eager to share the contents of their pockets whether they knew it or not
>Maybe you should get him a gift
>What did he like?
>Would it seem weird if you got him something?
>While you mulled over this, you made your way to a local cafe, one of those snooty coffee joints
>They were also serving some criminally over-priced pastries
>With a guard already in the shop with you, you decided to pay and get a muffin for Dopey
>It was food, food wasn't weird
>You got yourself a slice of rye toast and snagged an artisan coffee meant for some hipster asshat
>You made it to Dopey's house and knocked
>After a minute, the door creaked open
>"Hey there Gear, what brings you here?" he asked weirdly
"I came to hang out, and I got you this muffin."

>>28085765
Moar?

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>>28019932
Damn, glad I don't use the app

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colossal faggot bump.

>>28085765
Nice.

>>28085765
More please

>>28013978
That looks like it'd hurt your neck.

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Crosspostin

>Day 63 in Manquestria
>Anon was starting his new job at the spa
>Not that he had any formal training in massage therapy
>He just happens to have hands
>Because how hard can rubbing ponies be with hands?
>He was in the lobby, one of the twin mares that owned the place at the front desk
>"You! Of being the hyooman creature wanting job here, yes?"
>Her voice was riddled with nasal inflection.
"Yes, I am of being for want of job."
>She shot him a glare at his poor attempt at mimicking her accent
>"Please being serious, is bad enough first impression some green alien guy."
"Ahem, yes sorry. I'm here for the job."
>She put on a false smile
>"Very good, we are of needing the help since one of our assistants has been under the weather."
>The spa pony trotted out from behind the counter and gestured for Anon to take her place
>"All you will need worrying of is checking appointment, taking bits for register, bringing pony to back room, and only prepping for treatment. No needing to do fancy work, leave for professional like me or sister. Just quick massage to help loosen them up."
>Anon nodded absently
"Ok."
>"Your duty as spa assistant is to make pony customer happy. Give to customer whatever they ask, make customer comfortable, and most important is of giving customer happy end for their spa experience."
"Yeah alright, I got it. Excellent customer service is key."
>The spa mare beamed
>"Ahh yes, service of customer is biggest how to say... selling point? Customer always comes back if serviced good. Our best client is having appointment soon, very liking to service. Give good service and expect permanent job and extra benefits."
>She winked on the last word, turned away and disappearing into the back rooms
>Anon stood there alone for several minutes
"Right, be a good service man. I can do this. Basically petting a few horses for the day. It'll be easy. I'll service the shit outta these ponies."
>The front door swung open and rang the bell
>"Time for the usual~"

>>28090190
>Elusive pranced in with flamboyant flare, stopping short of the front desk with practiced precision
>"Ohh, Anonymous what a pleasant surprise! I had no idea you would be under the spa's employ. This will be an exotic experience, to be sure~"
>His eyelids fluttered dreamily at the prospect
>Of course Anon's first customer would be a stallion
"Right. Welcome to the Ponyville Dayspa. I expect you're the early appointment?"
>Elusive ran a hoof through his mane and planted it at rest under his chin as he leaned onto the counter
>"Well of course, sweetums, what other stallion in town pampers themselves with only the most luxurious of care?"
"Blitz, for one, is also kind of a fa-"
>"Oh but we're burning daylight with idle chatter. Here's the payment for the scheduled appointment."
>He levitated a sizable sack of bits onto the counter
>"We ought to hop to it as soon as possible. I plan to enjoy every second of the full treatment~"
"Yeah, yeah..."
>After a moment of depositing the coinage, Anon lead Elusive into the back
>All of the rooms were empty at that hour so they went into the first one in the hall
>Once again Elusive showed his experience with the procedure and immediately leaped onto the bedding
>Surprisingly, he landed light as a feather face down
>"I presume my appointment sheet would have the list of our first fun little activities, no? Starting with the conditioning base of almond oil to moisturize the skin and fur, warmed just right for a relaxing sensation, in a full-body experience."
>Following the instructions on the sheet, Anon mixed the appropriate amount of oils and heated them up to pony body temperature
>He filled a strange scooping device with a hoof-designed handle, and approached the laying stallion
>"Any time now, Anon, I'm very eager to feel those delectable appendages of yours."
>Scowling, Anon slowly drizzled the hot oil along Elusive's back
>"Ahh~"
>Elusive sighed contentedly at the apparent warmth the liquid was giving him