M,lady

>>28011114
needs a fedora

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>>28011114
>perfect gentleman

>>28011114
That's Flash's problem, he's too nice, girl's only want assholes.

>>28011321
hello /r9k/

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>>28011321
Poor Flash. He's going to find himself down a dark path, where he spends the entirety of his free time complaining on an anonymous imageboard about how his four-legged, hooved love will never return his affection.

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>>28011114
>>28011289
>>28011306
>>28011321
>>28011363
>we're living in times where chivalry is being looked down on
Feminism has won against you.

>>28012382
Feminism destroyed it

>>28012430
Feminism can't destroy what isn't upheld by the common people.
On a bright side, feminists are being targeted by the same general assumption of guilt as all muslims, dark-skinned and non-christians in Eastern Europe. Pro-abortion (called anti-responsibility), pro-gay marriage and since quite some time atheists have been lumped together with them and are being openly bullied. Also, pyrotechnics and knives.

>>28012507
The abortion issue being linked with feminism is completely bizarre. It doesn't have anything to do with "women's choice". It's very simple: do you think destroying a fetus is evil?

>>28012676
In European languages, including scientific English, cells are killed, not destroyed. You get stupid look if you say anything else, only difference is that you get them on the streets and not in the labratory.

>>28012507
>source: my ass

>>28013264
Source: I'm living here :^)

>>28011114
>>28011111

>>28011114
Seems like a nice enough fella.
Don't see why anyone would have a problem with him.
He's fucking your waifu right now.

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>>28012507
I get tired of all this pro feminist anti feminist bullshit already, how cares? We should just ignore them

>>28013642
Nah, he's busy posting about how lame it is that Sunset dumped him for Chad Thundercockington from the next town over.
Girls just never go for the nice guys ya know?

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>>28013644
YES GOOD GOYIM

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>>28013653
Chad Thundercockington? That's impossible.
Sunset's hooking up with that new girl who showed up recently and looks exactly like Twilight Sparkle and has the same name as her, but vehemently insists that they are different people.

>>28013669
You forgot to say that she's into cuckqueening and polygyny.

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>>28013669
Nah, they're BOTH getting together with the new guy.
Flash is getting his delicious Waifu 3some stolen by Timber.

>>28013704
Then he must go onto to the next town to steal more Waifus.
He's doing god's work.

>Flash Drives

Wow.

>>28013777
I'm torn between finding it a funny pun and finding it a horrifically nerdy thing to call your band.

Also, that is a hell of an ego.

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>>28011114
Chivalry was born with the knights of old, and it died with the knights of old.

Why? Because look at this badass motherfucker. He could worship the ground his lady walks on, and he'd still make every single anon on this pathetic board shit themselves with his mere presence. Do you think anyone here could pull off chivalry if they weren't born-and-raised killing machines in full plate suits and armed to the teeth with swords and halberds? Hell, no. It would look ridiculous.

>>28013656
Kill yourself /pol/ scum

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>>28011114
Why didn't they include the fact that he's a jew? Is Hasbro antisemitic?

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>>28011114
>the flash drives

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>>28013935
Take your own advice faggot

>>28013588
So a question begging epithet mixed with anecdotal evidence? :3

>>28012382
>constantly pandering to the needs of women being their knight in shining armour
>4chan says no fuck you
>LOLOLOLOLO YOU GET GOT BY FEMINISM XDDDD

>>28011321
If he was more of an asshole, wouldn't he be hated more than he already is?

>>28015130
No because then he would have a personality. maybe

Flash is hated because he's just 4 different highschool cliches and nothing else.

He has no bite or reason to exist

>>28014348
This. ignore that retard above.

>>28013935
>Oy vey!

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>>28011114
>the perfect gentlement
>the flash drives
>chivalry
>cool
This is OC tier autism

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I just treat women like the assholes they are.

>>28016688
and women are assholes because they are taught to be that way from feminists

if a woman shakes her hips and tits, she gets whatever she wants, but if I start twirling my penis around, suddenly I'm a pervert

>>28017220
You twirling your penis around is like a woman twirling her vagina around. Hips and tits are secondary sexual characteristics. Don't blame feminism for your own lack of desirable secondary sexual characteristics.

>>28017220
Welcome to societies double standard .

>>28017239
Yet even women flaunting their pussies would make Chads and neckbeards alike fall down and start kissing the ground they walk on.

>>28017239
feminists want a fucking stick figure for a man that's a scared pushover, willing to lick their boots on demand and apologize for being born with a penis as though it was their fault

fuck that, a MAN is supposed to be able to kick anyone's ass if he needed to
to be able to protect the ones he love with his life
to treat men and women equally

chivarly is dead. people decided to be what their instincts tell them: scum

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>>28013642
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>28017285
>treat men and women equally
No. That's what fucked us up in the first place, the retarded idea that women = men while feminists are trying to push the scale of favor towards the latter.

Of course, now there isn't much we can do, so if you mean react to what a woman does the same as if a man did, then yes. I wouldn't take a man's bullshit, so I wouldn't deal with a woman's bullshit just because she has a pusshole and pair of tits.

>>28017298
This too. 95% chance we'll never leave the Solar System at the rate we're going.

>>28011114
Besides anything else, this is the kind of bullshit BlackGryph0n would write about himself. Kind? Always a gentleman? How about the time you made Twilight cry? You thought we'd all just forgot about that, Flash you piece of shit?

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>>28017397
>made twilight cry

>>28017272
No, it would make police officers throw them in jail for public indecency. Pussies aren't even that aesthetically pleasing.

>>28017285
>a scared pushover, willing to lick their boots on demand and apologize for being born with a penis as though it was their fault
And the only way a bunch of screaming lesbians on tumblr could ever turn you into that is if you were pretty close to it in the first place. Although, I'm guessing that's what's got you so work up over this that you write screeds about it on a board for My Little Pony.

>>28017397
Everyone in the school was being controlled be the sirens into being a jerk. You can't blame him for that.

>>28011321
No they want nice, HANDSOME men.

Not disgusting fat creepy shits like you.

>>28017566
>It's only endearing when Chad does it

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>It's a /r9k/ thread

>>28017566
Your looks only help marginally. You could be ugly as sin but if you have a wallet and you're muscular and aggressive, chicks will be all over your dick. It's like a retarded game of rock-paper-scissors with looks, muscle and money and you have to have at least two.

>>28017426
You think so? Just you watch me, Anon!

>>28013653
But he dumped Sunset.

>>28017361
>>This too. 95% chance we'll never leave the Solar System at the rate we're going.

>Men don't put women up on a pedestal and don't like it when women shit on them
>"PFFFT HUMANITY = OVER SORRY GUYS, LIFE AND ADVANCEMENT ARE POINTLESS WHAT WILL WE EVER DO WITHOUT ALL THOSE WOMEN WORKING AT NASA oh wait"

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>>28013777
I drive

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>>28013704

>>28018063
Why do they keep making characters with natural skin tones? It looks so wrong when put next to all the pastel ones.

>>28018132
DOOO DO-DOOO DO-DO-DO DOOO DO-DOOO DO-DO

DOO DO-DOO DO-DO-DO DOO DO-DOO DO-DO

>>28014348
>cultivated manners = white knight
He's right bout you, at least. Feminism and Mgtowism are the same.

>>28011114
wtf i love Flash now

>>28018063
Alpha male lead is disinterested in mai waifu. So she's still mine, but I encourage him to chase Scilight so the rest of us can bask in Flash 2.0 hate from Twitards.

>>28018063
Maybe Flash chose to sit behind Luna so that he can sniff her like a creep.