Dazzling Thread #207

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This is her thread

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>>28003942
First for BOOP

>>28003942
I don't want to be under the Dazzlings' spell anymore.

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>welcome

>>28003972
The Dazzlings don't want to be under Anon's spell anymore.

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>>28003972

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Wait, so all three Dazzlings have gotten gets now?

>>28003977
>minor get

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>>28003959
okay

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>>28004000
Dazzling Get

>>28004290
Is this a screen cap from the movie?

>>28004349
Obviously,did you even watch the movie?

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I'm glad Aria got the get. I wish she'd gotten the previous one though. Glimmerfags broke our spree. Anyway, does anyone have the Adagio and Sonata gets?

>>28003982

Too bad for them I hold their fates in my hand. And I say dance, puppets, dance dance evolution!

Do you ever wonder if by writing our fiction we're creating a world and populating it with people whose fates we control? Like gods or something. God (if he exists) is beyond our comprehension, has created the world around us, has placed us in it, and shapes our fates in incomprehensible ways.
Makes you wonder what I'm smoking, huh.

>>28004000

Yep. Let's hope they get minis. Actually, let's not hope because that usually jinxes it. Let's instead express our desire for the Dazzlings to get minis that won't suck and that we'll be able to get our hands on. Oh and variants too, for alt facial expressions.

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Finally with the appearances of the best dazzlings I can shill my currently fav story on fimfic here
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/307058/fate-equestria-girls

what the hell is this

>>28004862
The Dazzling thread. Are you new here?

>>28005077
Yes

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>>28004206

>>28006308
Love ya Ponut.

>>28006308
I'll have what she's having.

>>28006369
Grilled Flash's penis in a bun?

>>28006308
>>28006369
>>28006760

https://orcstain.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/extra03-04.jpg

The artist dropped by /co/ years ago.

>>28007015
>orcs are circumsized

Razzle the Dazzles

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Pre-work bamp.

>>28003942
So I recently read that I Want To Be A Dazzling story where Femanon still has some of the Dazzling magic in her and becomes their little adoration machine. I just wanted to know if there were any more stories like that.

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>>28008023

>>28003959
Those are nice legs.

>>28008382
Link? That sounds interesting.

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>>28008023
Best Dazzling

>>28009653
These
>>28002788
>>28002802

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>>28003972

>>28003972
No can do, Anon. We here are the only ones their magic still works on. They'll never let us go.

>>28010770
>Implying I would ever want to be let go by them

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>>28003963
Can I do the second?

http://i.imgur.com/hHJ5m2n.gif
Enjoy

>>28010884
They squeeze all the adoration they can out of you. Just enough to keep them young and healthy until they find a way to get their full powers back.

>>28011232
this is the first gif I enjoy out of these.

Hey, looking for an old green, couldn't find it in the archive. I remember it being pretty old, like right after Rainbow Rocks came out.

Was extreme femdom. Here's what I remember.
Adagio mocking Anon's small dick. She used him to eat her pussy and peed in his mouth. The other two Dazzlings spitroast him with strapons. He passes out and wakes up in the woods.

There was more to it but I don't remember much of the details.
Anyone got the one I'm talking about?

>>28011451
Oooh I think I remember that one! It was a screencap, right?

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FIG.

UPDATE DAZZQUEST.

AM DRUNK. PLS RESPOND

>>28011489
I remember seeing the thread it was in, and then caps of it later, so I know it's out there.

>>28011451
>>28011489
>>28011514
Found a 4archive link. it's in this thread.

http://4archive.org/board/mlp/thread/19964017#p19980918

>>28008382
>https://orcstain.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/extra03-04.jpg

So I found this...thing

http://pastebin.com/M76vqzbc

High femdom greentext idea. Want to see if there's interest before I bother though. Feedback?

Anon was in an accident and had to get his penis amputated. The Dazzlings find out and torment him mercilessly about not being able to fuck women or jerk off anymore.

>>28011560
>circumsized orcs

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>>28011596
What the actual fuck.

>>28011596
femdom is gay. futa is worse, but any kind of femdom is really fucking homosexual.
I'd take the dazzling guro request over femdom.

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>>28011596

>>28011602
>>28011610
I'm not hearing a no.

>>28011560
Not sure why I had to learn about the Grounch, but thanks for the green.

>>28011596
I like this idea. It'd have to be a manly accident though. There's absolutely nothing worth losing your dick over unless it's in defense of your nation or something else as honorable.

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>>28011625

Oh nonono, sure, go for it!
It's just an interesting prompt, uncommon!

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>>28011451
>>28011489
>>28011531
Got the cap

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>>28011625
NO, FUCKING GOD NO, NO!

>>28011631
He lost his dick to a meatball built neck beard during a War hammer tournament

>>28011625
I'm giving you a thumbs up

>>28011625
You disgust me.
Go on.

>>28011665
>sounding
Oh yeah, that's why I didn't get hard. I remember now.

>>28011666
Satan trips, abide by him

>>28011610
>>28011631
>>28011649
>>28011679
>>28011680
>You walked into school. It was the first week you’d been back since the accident.
>Everyone knew. You weren’t sure how word got out, but somehow the whole school had heard you were now dickless.
>Every day you’d get pointing and whispering, followed by either stifled giggles or looks of sympathy.
>Still, no one had said anything to you directly about it.
>It had felt like an eternity since your last orgasm.
>”Hey Anon…”
>You turn to see Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, and Sonata Dusk. Collectively known as the Dazzlings, they were the queen bitches of CHS.
>Adagio had an evil grin. Aria had the same, arms folded over her chest. Sonata was clearly stifling a laugh.
>”We heard about your… accident.” Adagio spoke, using her fingers to make a scissors gesture on the last word.
>Sonata let her giggles out, joined by Aria.
>They were clearly up to something. You didn’t really know how to respond.
“W-what about it?”
>All three laughed.
>”It must REALLY suck for you, huh?” Aria quipped.
>”Did you at least get to bang one last time?” Sonata inquired.
>”I dunno, from the looks of him, I doubt he ever got to bang at all!” Aria added, earning yet another cruel chorus of laughter.
>”Now Anon. We want to get some… details regarding your situation” said Adagio. “Come with us.”
“Why would I do that?”
>”Trust me, you’ll want to get in on this.” She replied.
>Aria and Sonata each grabbed one of your arms and started dragging you.
>You tried to resist, but they kept overpowering you.
>You realized where they were taking you:
>The girls’ locker room.
>Sonata giggled again. “Don’t worry Anon…”
>”You qualify to go in now!”

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>>28011596

Don't do it dude! Othon von Salza went CRAZY after he lost his dick. He became a tragic edgy super warrior who built a phalic starfighter that he piloted with his crotch.

>>28011601
>>28011631

https://orcstain.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/calling-3-4.jpg

>>28011827
Are you...the Adagiofag that wrote >>28011665? This seems similar in style.

>>28011900
No, but I do like that green. Maybe it's some subconscious influence.

>>28011827
>The three threw you through the door and forced you down to one of the benches. There was no one in sight to rescue you.
>”Don’t get up.” Adagio warned.
”Wh-what?
>Sonata produced some rope. Aria held you down as Sonata tied your arms to the bench.
>Adagio stood imposingly close to you, and once you were secured, the other two stood at either side of her, evil grins on all their faces.
>“Ready girls?” Adagio asked.
>The other two nodded.
>”3…2…1!”
>On cue, The three of them flipped up their skirts, revealing a trinity of beautiful, immaculate pussies.
>You stared, awestruck. You cursed your balls. They were still making you horny for these girls, when you had no dick to fuck them with.
>”Hahahaha! Look at his face!” Aria belted.
>”He wants to fuck us SOOO bad!” Sonata teased.
>”What a cruel fate.” Adagio said.
>A green glow filled the eyes of all three girls.
>”Mmm, It’s been so long since we’ve had negative energy this strong…” Aria said.
>”Looks like we’ve found our new food source…” Adagio replied.
>”Yeah, and we can keep teasing Anon to feed off his energy!” said Sonata.
>The other two shot her a scowl.
>”What?” she said.

>>28011988
Ill continue tomorrow if people want.

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>>28006308
Wait PonutJoe posts here?
yeah yeah i'm new to the Dazzling General

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>>28012084
I'd... rather you didn't continue.

>>28011596
hey they friend

kill yourself

>"Battle! We'll go all in it!"
>"Let's have a battle! Battle of the bands!"
>What a miserable song.
>You lower your head closer to your lunch tray in some sad attempt to drown it out.
>It doesn't really work though.
>Their voices, those three freak girls dancing around the cafeteria, they worm their way into your mind.
>Hey, that song is pretty catchy.
>If you're tone deaf.
>God, they won't shut up.
>"Let's have a battle!"
>"Battle!"
>"Battle!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
>God damn it!
>You just wanted to eat your fucking lunch!
>You get up out of your seat, throw your food into the trash, and march out of the room.
"Every fucking day these stupid asshole kids try to get some community theater going! Every fucking day!"
>Where's your locker?
>Winding fucking hallways. Who built this stupid school?
>Why, if you had a time machine, you'd show that guy what for.
>Finally! Your locker comes into view.
>Combination...combination...
>Denied?!
>FUCK!
>Stupid lock system needs to be fixed! How many times do you have to talk to Celestia about this?!
>After another two attempts, your locker pops open.
>You fumble through all the shit in there until you come to a small orange pill bottle.
>Fucking doctors and their "you have to take these every day".
>You're not some fucking junkie. You don't have a problem.
>Prozac my ass.
>You reach for it, but your locker decides it hates you today and slams shut.
>Great. Not only is everything in this school fucking BROKEN, but now it's alive too?!
>Figures!
>"Well hello there."
>Wait, that's not a locker.
>That's one of the voices from the freak girls in the cafeteria.
>You turn your head and glare at them.
>The purple one meets your gaze with some indifference that you assume is her trying to be quirky to overcompensate for a complete lack of personality and drive.
"The fuck do you cunts want?"

>>28012084

You're an inexperienced writefag, yes?

>>28012227

>”What’d you just call me?!”
“A cunt! Do you want a definition? I have a dictionary in the locker you just slammed shut!”
>”I’ll slam you next, punk!”
>An orange arm stretches across the purple girl’s chest.
>”Calm down, Aria. We can’t go starting fights with the local wildlife, can we?”
>”Did you hear what he just said?!”
>”Yes, I did. And I don’t approve of your tongue, Mr…”
“Go fuck yourself.”
>You turn back to your locker to try to input the combination again, but instead of the lock, you’re met with a blue face.
>On it are two eyes the size of dinner plates and a smile stretching ear to ear.
>Why’s she so happy?
“Move.”
>”Hi!”
“Move!”
>”My name’s Sonata!”
>You grab he by the shoulders and gently push her aside.
>By that, you mean you throw her onto the ground and being fumbling with the lock again.
>”Alright, that cuts it!”
>You feel a hand grab onto your shirt collar.
>Big mistake, bit--
>WOW FUCK
>You’re flying.
>You’ve never felt so free before.
>You could do anything right now.
>Including smash your head into a locker, like you just did.
>What the fuck just happened?
>You rub the sore spot on your head and get up. Somehow you ended up on the floor.
>At the other end of the hallway.
>”Aria, come on!”
>”He’s not getting off so easy!”
>Did she just…
“Did you just throw me?”
>The purple punk chick, Aria, is now feet from you.
>She grabs onto your shirt and lifts you up off your feet, slamming your back against the wall.
>”Where do you get off treating a girl like that?”
“Girl? All I see’s a raging bull.”
>”You’re not real smart, you know that?”
>You spit on her face.
>”Yeah, alright. Adagio, I’m killing him.”
>”You most certainly are not.”
“That’s right. Listen to your master, you fucking dog.”

>>28012239

>The orange one grabs her and pulls her away.
>”Adagio, he’s asking for it!”
>With her grip gone, you fall to the ground.
“Adagio? What kind of stupid fucking name is that? Isn’t that a music note or something?”
>”Hush.”
>”She pulls Aria close to her. They start whispering about something.
>Anger, discourse, fuel.
>That’s all you can make out.
>”Come on. Just one punch?”
>”No, Aria.”
>”One little broken rib?”
>”No, Aria!”
>”Fine!”
>She points her finger right in your face, tempting you to bite it off right there.
“Get that thing out of my face right now.”
>”You’re real lucky she was here to save your ass.”
>Would a broken tooth be worth it?
>”Otherwise I would have knocked you on your ass.
>Hell yeah.
>You jerk forward and bite her finger. Hard.
>Put shit in your face. See what happens.
>”Ow! You freak!”
>Whamo. Yep, there goes a tooth.
>You can feel that one bouncing around in your mouth.
>Bitch has a nice hook.
>You rub the sore spot on your cheek and use the lockers as supports to stand up.
>Fucking strong.
>What’s she got that you don’t?
>Probably magic. There’s magic everywhere in this pansy hugbox of a school.
>Adagio rubs her finger against your chin.
>She pouts like she actually cares, and in the sweetest, most innocent voice, says “I’m sorry about that. We won’t let mean old Aria hurt you again.”
>You grimace and slap her hand away, then shove her back a few feet.
“Don’t touch me, motherfucker.”
>”Fine. Be like that. Sonata, where are the pills?”
>The blue girl hops over with something in her hand.
>Something...orange…
>Wait a minute…
>She hands you over a bottle of...Prozac.
>She didn’t.
>She fucking didn’t.

>>28012252

>”Now,” continues Adagio, “Get that anger under control. We don’t want you getting expelled.”
>Then she rubs the red gem in her necklace. There’s some green smoke hanging around it.
>”But don't get too calm. It is perfect fuel for us.”
>Yeah whatever fuck you and your alternative hippie fuel.
>Wide eyed, you push past them to see your locker.
>O! What scornful Lord! Curse be upon ye!
>Your locker is torn open!
>The door is a mangled wreck sitting on the floor.
>Your books and papers and other shit are a mess!
>What the fuck?! Who does this?!
>Your face burns.
>Your heart is beating out of your chest.
“YOU FUCKING RAINBOW COLORED CUNTS!”
>You whip around, fists tight and ready to go.
>Nobody is there, though.
“WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO?! SHOW YOURSELVES, COWARDS! I’M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU’LL BE TASTING DIRT FOR A MONTH!”
>AND WHERE’S ALL THIS GREEN SMOKE COMING FROM?!

Just an idea I wanted to toy with. I noticed in the movie there are more instances of the Dazzlings feeding off conflict and anger than there are of them feeding on adoration and love. I didn't know if it was done before and I wanted to see it.

>>28012084
This would be appreciated

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>>28012267
This was pretty dank my nigger,will there be more?

>>28012267
This is good. You should play around with it more.

>>28012267
i always wondered

isnt it dangerous fueling a murderous rage in people
what would they do if one of their victims pulled a gun and shot them

>>28013067
Probably nothing before they got shot. It's very common to forget that actions have consequences.

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>>28011508
Here's the quick rundown of the delay
>I'm busy working on the deck of cards plus an rd daki
>I recently got health issues in the form of chest pains
>work
>getting a portfolio set up
Life happens mane

>>28014463
>all that shit
bro you're a champ

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>>28014486
Th-thanks mane. I try

>>28012121
Yeah boiiiiii

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"Can I help you, sir?"

>page 9

>>28014943
why u so cute

>>28014597
You're ultra based.

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>>28014463
>chest pains
Nothing too serious I hope?

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>>28015770
nothing to worry about

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Cuddles?

>>28016371
Anon you're so cute :3c

>>28015770
He just needs to run. Got him started on jogging.

>>28016371
Whats with the hot cheeto dust on their face?

>>28014463
Do you feel a stiffness in your left arm? Does your chest feel like "too small"?

>>28016432

Walk me through the science behind this advice.

>>28016506
Oh shit. No stiffness but yeah on that chest thing. It feels like there's a vice on my chest when I try to breathe deep.

Pls no tumor.

>>28016766

Go to a professional, dumbass. Don't take a witch doctor's advice. Death isn't some specter or spirit you can physically run away from.

And don't panic. A tumor will kill you before it gets so big that it starts pushing your organs against your ribcage.
There's a bunch of minor causes for chest pain. Heck, even sleeping in uncomfortable positions can cause chest pain.

>>28016815
>Go to a professional, dumbass
I'm giving it a week or two before I go see one.

>>28016590
Sounds like dumbass over here handing out broscience.
>Breh you just gotta exercise more. What? No, ignore those palpitations. Tachycardi-what? Is that a vegetable? Bruh just keep runnin

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You niggers are dumb,Fig is clearly dealing with the realization that they will never be real.

>>28016941

I understand the logic behind running. Cardio. But the problem is just what you said. You don't put strain on something that may have a problem. You wouldn't curl to mend a broken arm.

Hence why I want to know the reasoning behind the advice.

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>>28017084
If I am destined to die, I hope they will be there in the afterlife.

Wait for me, Aria.

>>28017152
I'm calling >>28016432 a dumbass for the jogging advice, if that wasn't clear.

>>28017214

Oh I know. I feel the same way you do. I'm just trying to be calm and rational.

>>28017174

I'll spare you the panic attack and just say that afterlife or not; we're fucked. Go look for a girlie that clicks with you instead and make her cosplay.
And take pictures. Mmmm yeah...

>>28012252
>“Don’t touch me, motherfucker.”
I can only read this in Tommy Wiseau's voice.

>>28017552
>This

>>28017214
>>28017326
Are you retarded?

>>28017214
>thinking you need to go to the doctor for every little thing
How was it? Being raised inside of a bubble? He never said he's fucking dying over it. He said he has some chest pains. Some mild ones, not the kind that are saying "Fuck me i'm dying i can't function the second i feel it."

>>28017770

>It feels like there's a vice on my chest when I try to breathe deep
>Some mild ones

First off, not all of us hang out and speak with the various contentfags. Perhaps he's told you more, byt we can only judge from what he's said. And hurting when you breathe deep is cause for concern.

Also, you might want to refrain from belittling and insulting the people you're trying to change their minds. A conversation is an exchange of viewpoints and information. Not a shouting match for dominance.

I'm high

>>28017969

You're alive and still around too!

>>28017880
Calling someone a dumbass, isn't necessarily an olive branch. But I digress, I've asked him and none of it seems to be beyond deconditioning. I'm not an expert, but I have dealt with enough physical health and fitness courses to garner that if it's something more serious, it's not anything that would be detected without major testing.

I didn't just walk into this blindly. It's not a heart issue from what I've gathered. At least, it doesn't seem like Pericarditis or a form of unstable Angina. My first thoughts in the case that it was serious was more Pleurisy, but unless something has changed in the last 24 hours, he told me it wasn't a really sharp pain.

As far as I'm tracking, when he worked up to do exercise, he didn't feel any major pains or anything outside of the normal spectrum. No increase in pain, no shortness of breath that comes with things like a serious condition. Just a general state of unfitness.

>>28017985
Of course. I have gained employment.

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>>28017999

>Calling someone a dumbass, isn't necessarily an olive branch

It's not. I'm pissed at fig. Prevention is cheaper than treatment, and he doesn't have money to spare. I regret not taking my own advice in the past and instead going all pic related like fig does now.

While I still strongly advice a doctor, your reasoning makes sense now that you elaborated. I've had unfitness issues in the past myself, though I had other peculiar symptoms.

Btw is that you, Fife?

>>28018004

I'ven't seen you around in a long while is all. How's it going?

Sometimes I like to think of the sirens as a race of whores. Males bail as soon as they realize they knocked up a female in search for a new one, females are neglectful towards their kids and have sex with every other male siren, and children run away from home early and indulge in sex with the older sirens for food, protection and fun.

>>28012267
Is there going to be more?

>>28016815
>witch doctor
I heard a stiff left arm and a tight chest is an indicator for a heart attack.

>>28007015
>>28011560
>>28011882
where can I read the full thing?

>>28018215
Yes. Trust me I think he should see a doctor if it doesn't change but money isn't easy to come by, and it's not like he's going to accept charity.

Did the Pillarlings ever get completed my dazzle-bros? if so could someone post the complete picture or if not I hope the art fag is still here and knows that from what i last saw looked amazing and hope he finishes it and feels proud in the process He didn't make a lewd version did he?

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>>28018699

Yeah I've heard that too, but I've also heard that it tends to happen during anxiety attacks, causing further panic. Just saying, not speculating.

>>28018707

Heck if I know, especially now that Kickass Torrent got closed. I only have the first six issues. Great looking comic too. Full of detail, colours, action, humour and good storytelling. Hell, we should all read it. I'm a mobilefag, so I'll storytime them on /co/ some other time and post a link here.

Also HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS THE ARTIST DREW ADAGIO YEARS BEFORE SHE WAS EVEN CONCEIVED! SHE HAS THE POOF, THE LOCKS, THE POINTY HAIRBAND AND EVEN THE PERSONALITY!

Showerfag mate, are you lurking?

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The only heart I want is hers.

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So a sorta funny and ironic thing happened regarding Make a Mistake with Me.

I went out for few drinks, and ended up spending whole night drinking with local one percenter MC gang. I told I was writing a story that featured a youth motorcycle gang, and they were super interested in contributing with their own stories.

So... I guess, expect MaMwM being 50% more realistic the next time I update?

I can't believe I made it out alive there

>>28019388
Dude, motorcycle gangs can be a pretty based group to hang out with. Actually, in general, some of the most interesting people I know are from gangs, drug runners, and other such shady shenanigans. They have some really great stories, and I've never had a dull moment with them; some great guys and gals to hang out with if you're looking for an interesting evening (not necessarily safe or legal, but fun nevertheless) .

>>28019512
Oh definitely, they were hella interesting. I got probably more material than I can work with. Still, the moment they heard a word 'writer' they all got giddy, which was sorta amazing. I wouldn't mind drinking with them another time. What really amazed me was how jovial they were.

Back in my old home state, I always felt like I had to watch my back with the local groups. It's sorta refreshing to meet one with not-so-much beef with everyone else.

>>28019015

Thought so. You motivate me, you know. Every time I get too tired to continue I think of you and push myself to do that extra set. My legs are rocks. The problem is that thanks to Café I've lost so much weight, my workout is getting easier so now I'm looking for wearable weights or pouches/bags that I can tie on me and put rocks on them.

>it's not like he's going to accept charity

Fig is the proud type? I like him more now.

>>28019388
>>28019512

>tfw trapped in the land of dull plebs

I'm jelly. I wish I could live a colourful life too. I almost feel like everything I want in life is hiding from me.

>>28019564
To be honest, it's just about being at the right place at the right time. You can't really force it, Anon. That and the more interesting you are (or the better you can lie), the more interesting your life and acquaintances are. Focusing on a goal you want and catching it in rear naked choke is not a bad way of thinking about it.

>>28019564
What >>28019617 said; I got lucky (if you could call it that) with a bunch of my friends becoming drug dealers. Hustling coke over the Cali border, cutting it, and distributing it up the coast to the humble weed dealer. Oh, and the arsonists There is nothing quite as satisfying as seeing a public gazebo burst into flames...ya know, if you that's your thing. I got another buddy who has some connections to the Triads up in SF, and he has some fun stories to tell. What it really comes down to is who you know and whether or not you don't mind doing stupid things that can get the cops holding you up at gun point.

>>28019956
Oh god, I've already spent too much time on the east coast; I said Cali not So Cal. it's So Cal (Southern California) and Nor Cal (or No Cal, cause why do those dirty Northern Californians get to use an extra letter and we don't?). Nobody cares about Central California, and rightfully so; it sucks for the most part and is full of meth.

>>28020017
Funnily enough, I always thought EQG's Canterlot was always situated somewhere in NorCal, climate and all.

>>28020243
Interesting. Whenever I write EQG green, it's silently set in Central California. Just feels right.

I feel like I portray the area as underwhelming. Not intentionally. It's just... well, Central California.

>>28019617

I've figured as much. Whenever I go out I go to as many places as possible and always look for new places to go and things to do. People are so dull, they find me interesting.

>rear naked choke

Speaking of which, some times I feel so frustrated by red tape, I want to physically force people to give me what I want. Information, satisfaction, compliance, peace and quiet. Yes, I know that's how a dangerous psychopath would think. But you only live once.

>>28019617
>>28019956

Yeah, nah...Call me a stuck up fascist with a stick up my ass or whatever but in my perfect world producing or possessing drugs would be punishable by death, as would being a mafia man.
I've lived all my life in the capital's ghettos seeing slavs and gypsy children move and sell drugs while the imported mafias sell protection and fight over turf at night. I recently saw a man who's stolen a few purses and helped in at least a break-in prepare and then sniff cocaine in a building's entrance stairs across the street from my house. I've seen the most pathetic junkies begging, threatening or passed out in parks.
These aren't interesting people. Not by a lot shot.

And I'm not into destruction of public property either. In the end it's gonna come out of my pocket. If there's something public-sponsored that deserves to be burned down it's the parliament, rich people houses and anarchist squats.

>>28020441
>>28020017
I can kinda see Nor Cal, but Central can be hell depending on where you are. On the coast it's nice and temperate, hitting an average of 70 F, but go 20 minutes inland and it jumps about 20 degrees. I always felt that Canterlot had seasons, so maybe something along the lines of Montana or Colorado, where the temperatures are still okay. Though I could see a little inland in Nor or Central Cal.

>>28020606
I will say it is different when you have friends in those sort of...professions. I still wanna hang out with them, but I don't entirely agree with how they're living their life. It's fast and loose, no safety net, and most definitely living off the detriment of others. Sort of like the Silicon Valley

>>28012267
this needs to continue, I love Angry anon vs The sirens shit

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>"I'm gonna have to blaze the shit out of this."

>>28020867

I understand that it's stupid to expect or demand two people with different mindsets and experiences to have the same opinion. Plus I just said that your friends (and perhaps you too even though I don't actually feel negatively about you) would be dead if I had things my way. I'm surprised at you not visibly taking insult.
It's just that whenever I read about someone, I place myself in their shoes. Sometimes it's vivid. The thought of me living off someone else's misery like that made me feel disturded and disgusted at myself.
Plus I have psychological issues regarding persistent problems and not getting closure. When I come across a problem I want it solved then, there and forever. I know my approach is flawed though. In fact my last commander told me "The way to hell is paved with good intensions, and I see you ending up in the biggest cauldron".

In stories I actually like the fallen hero stereotype (unless he is Anakin Skywalker) and the extremist who was right all along.

>>28012267
More

>>28012267

>The next day, you make it to school early so you can avoid the traffic in the hallway.
>There’s nobody around, just how you like it.
>Well, almost nobody.
>You do see a few people.
>The janitors, the teachers, and…
>Oh fuck.
>Ooooh fuck.
>Fuck fuck fickiddy fuck.
>Them! Those bitches that jacked your shit yesterday!
>You have half a mind to to turn half their minds into fucking mush! Where’s your crowbar?!
>Fuck it! We’ll go old school!
>You ready two knuckle sandwiches and march down the hall, ready to fight.
>You’re so close to them now.
>You can practically feel it. Your fists sinking into their faces.
>Their...rock hard faces.
>Shit, there’s three of them.
>And given the trouble one gave you…
>Fuck it, they’re not even worth it.
>Oooh but it would feel good.
>No, no. Forget about it.
>Just one hit?
>Go to class, Anon.
>You huff and take a left, avoiding them, and head to homeroom.
>It should be about 20 minutes until any students show up.
>Where’d you put your book?
>Oh, under the seat.
>You pull up your nice, thick, hard copy of Moby Dick.
>It’s a relaxing read.
>Maybe ten minutes pass when kids start coming into the room.
>Early but whatever. You’re not bothered.
>”Oh! Look who’s in our homeroom, girls!”
>What fresh Hell is this?
>”It’s that lovely green child!”
>”What’s his name again?”
>”It doesn’t matter.”
>”Hey, that’s not very nice. Everybody’s name matters.”
>”Shut up.”
>”Hey, kid. What’s your name?”
>”What’s your name?”
>”Hey. Hey, you.”
>”Hellooo~”
“WHAT?!”
>You slam your book down and look up at...3 girls.
>Adagio.
>Aria.
>Sonata.
>”I think he noticed us.”
>It’s not worth it, Anon.
>It’s not worth it.
>It’s not worth it.
>”Hi.”
“COME HERE YOU BITCH!”

>>28021793

>You’d make a great judge with how hard you threw the book at them.
>Adagio barely dodges it.
>It does land Sonata right on the nose though. She falls back and clunks her head on the wall.
>You scramble out of your seat, getting stuck on the arm and tipping the whole desk over.
>That doesn’t stop you though.
>You’re right back on your feet in a second and bounding over desks to get to them.
“THIS IS FOR MY LOCKER!”
>You pull your arm back as far as it can go and let it fly.
>Your fist soars through the air and makes contact with Aria.
>She falls over.
>So much force went into that punch that you can’t stop yourself, and you tumble down too.
>Luckily enough you land right on top of her.
>No time for anime antics.
>You sit yourself up on her chest and start pounding away at her face.
“Take that! And that! You stupid! Ugly! Purple! Cunt! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!”
>God damn this feels good!
>Oh it’s like an orgasm!
>You can feel your rage slipping away with every hit.
>Of course her face feels like granite and your knuckles start bleeding after a while, but whatever.
>THIS is worth it.
>Eventually you run out of breath and you have to stop.
>You just sit there on top of her, panting, admiring your work on her bloody face.
>Yeah, smile you bitch.
>Wait, smile?
>Why is she smiling?
>She brings her hand up and wipes the blood away from her perfect, flawless, completely unmarked cheek.
>”You done?”
>How...how did she…
>No, fuck that.
>HOW she did whatever she did is not important.
>What IS important is that all your hard work is gone!
>You put a lot of work into fucking her up!
>How dare she throw it all away!
>You can feel your blood boiling.
>The heat in your veins just burns the tiredness away.
>You lift your fists up, ready to go again.
>”Ah ah, not now.”
>Adagio grabs your shoulders and lifts you off of Aria.
“Let go of me! She has it coming!”

>>28021801

>”Homeroom is about to start. We wouldn’t want you getting sent out, now would we?”
“I’ll fucking send you out! Put me down!”
>You squirm in grip.
>Actually, it’s more flailing. Like a fish?
>And it’s doing nothing.
>What is the deal with these girls?!
>Why does nothing work on them?!
>She sits you down in a desk like a fucking child and holds you there.
>God she’s strong.
>You can’t budge an inch one way or the other.
>Now, the desk. That’s a different story.
>That you can kick. That you can hit.
>And you do exactly that until the tabletop pops off.
>”Jesus, man. Sonata, will you get him his pills?”
>”Sure thing!”
>The blue bitch starts rifling through your backpack.
“Get out of there! Hey, that’s mine! Hey! I said stop it!”
>You dense mother fucker!
>You blue footed boobie you!
>She fishes out your Prozac and starts reading the label.
>”For Anonymous. Is that your name?”
>”That’s a dumb name.”
>”I think it’s kind of cute.”
“Put that down!”
>”It says take one every six hours or as needed.”
>She tosses the bottle over to Adagio.
>When the orange woman takes her hand off your shoulder to catch it, you make your move.
>You slip out of her grip and leap to the side, but she’s too fast for you.
>In less than a second, all of her weight is pressed into your back, forcing you into the desk.
>She wraps her arms around your chest and locks you up.
>”I didn’t say you could go.”
“Go fuck yourself! You pig! You whore! You cheeto looking mother fucker!”
>”I think he could use more than one,” adds Aria.
>”Yeah. Give him a few.”
“Don’t you touch one fucking pill in that bottle!”
>”Or what? What are you going to do, tough guy?”
“Something!”
>”Adorable.”
>Adagio pops the lid off the bottle and pours out a handful of pills.
“Open wide.”
>Yeah, nah.
>”I said open wide.”
>You’d sooner eat dirt.
>”Oh well. We tried it the easy way.”

>>28021808

>She tightens her hug.
>At first it’s just uncomfortable, but then it starts to hurt.
>Bad.
>Oh man, it’s like you’re being crushed.
>No, you are being crushed.
>You let out a groan of pain, and the second your lips part, her hand is right there.
>She forces the pills in your mouth and holds it shut.
>In the moment, you swallow.
>”Theeere we go. That’s it.”
>Oh fuck. How many was that?
>God damn it.
>These chicks think they can just waltz into your homeroom and treat you like a toy?
>Nuh uh. You’re going to show them a thing or two about respect.
>You’re going to…
>You’re going to do something.
>Something.
>The pain in your chest goes away.
>Adagio was hugging you.
>No, she was squeezing you.
>What’s she doing now?
>Well, it doesn’t really matter.
>They can do whatever they want. You’re tired.
>How long until homeroom?
>Eh, fuck it. Let them try to wake you up.

I'll leave it at that for now. I'm glad people are into the idea. Will be back with more later.

>>28021813
I'll be waiting man, keep up the good work

>>28021813
Damn angry sex when

>>28021889
Soon. Just be patient.

>>28020441
>>28020811
In my green, I'd say Canterlot is situated roughly around Redding in Nor Cal, mostly because when I drove through it its looks and temperatures brought the EQG city to mind.

>>28023020
That sounds like it could work actually; never been there myself but I have a buddy who goes up there with family every year and he describes it as fairly pleasant

>Anons claim Redding is a nice place
>I only know the place from Fallout 2

You guys sound like aliens to me.

>>28022794
He'll yea

>>28023502
If we're going by Fallout standards, then D.C. is a dangerous place to live in. It's totally not a crime infested shit hole irl, no sir :^)

Once you get past San Fran and Berkley, most of Nor Cal is really beautiful. If you ever get a chance, try ad see the Redwood Forests at one point, or even some or the Sequoia trees in the Central Valley.

I wonder how the Dazzlings would fare in the Capital Wasteland. I have this mental image they would be raiders surrounded by adoring droves who they would be sent out to protect their masters against any threat. Or they could just be mutated into one, three headed beast.

>>28023502
Honestly, just about every city has something nice in it if you know where to look. Or know the right people. Or just know where to get the best local cuisine.

>>28024066
>>28023914

Sadly I'm a europoor and can't afford to come and explore your exotic continent. Not to mention that I'd need a guide. Last thing I want is to get lost half a world away from home wth limited money and a plane to catch in a few days.

>I wonder how the Dazzlings would fare in the Capital Wasteland

We'd all probably end up dead on account of our lack of survival skills, superhuman abilities or equipment. Even those with irl army training or longtime hunters.
On top of that the Dazzlings are three powerless little fragile pretty girls. Unless they stayed in a large settlement like Rivet City and worked their asses off, they'd certainly end up dead or as abused rape slaves to a raider gang.

>>28023914
>>28025205
They would become The New Master and with a brainwashed supermutant army that adore them, they will take over the wasteland.
and sunset would be the vaultdweller this is going into FOE territory isn't it?

Now storytelling Orc Stain #1

>>>/aco/750235

>>28025637

I remember when Kkat started writing it. I never read it.

>>28025205
>exotic
Schwuchtel? Paruwa?

>>28025829
Nice.

>>28025637
>Implying Dazzles wouldn't just take over New Vegas turn it into a waifu real estate of highest caliber.

>>28026008

Spin on it.

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Page 9 bump.

Also I finaly watched a number of joecartoon videos. Good god damned gracious, it's like someone shat on my eyes and ears and then further insulted me by thinking they're funny. I should had clicked away the moment I saw mention of Clasky Csupo. It was so damn bad, it pissed me off rather leave me just disinterested and unamused. Fucking Superjail seems stellar compared to this shitfest. Only Superfly had two moments that weren't utter shit.

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Dem tiddies.

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>You find yourself driving with extreme caution minutes away from Canterlot High
>With a girl asleep, snuggled up to the car door
>The smile she wore still faintly visible on her mostly blank resting face
>Part of you wants to let Twilight deal with a little bit of her sleep debt
>Your new position as "boss" insists you don't
>Calling her name doesn't work...
>At the next stop sign you reach over and firmly shake her shoulder
>"Hmm?"
"Can we talk?"
>"Of course, Anon!"
>She shows you an eager smile
>"Given a list of ten thousand humans I could pick and choose for conversation, you would be at the top."
"Really?"
>"Yes. Yes!"
>She rubs her knees
>"Yes, yes, yes."
"Why?"
>Then fiddles with her seat belt a while
>When it's resting comfortably, Twilight reaches down under the seat and pulls up a book
>"Oh, these beautiful Fall trees. What I'd give to rest right here in this painting."
>Her finger traces over the warmly colored leaves
>"In a sense I already am. Up here."
>Your eyes dart between the stick figure family decal on the car in front of you and the red-eyed, messy-haired girl poking her forehead
>"It's as though I have been granted freedom after years of incarceration. My heart is singing. I can... breathe."
>She touches your arm
>You grip the steering wheel tight
>"I shouldn't tell you, really. In all honesty Anonymous I have broken many rules with you that were stated by Princess Celestia herself. Even her name and title are privileged information at this time."
"So, coming to me for help was..."
>"A moment of weakness. Sharing information about Equestria with beings from a world so little understood?"
>Her words grow hesitant and sad
>"I fear what my Princess would say. Or what she would do."
>As your destination comes into view, however, she perks up again
>"But you're my lucky charm. And I know I can trust you with this, at least."
>You pick out a parking spot
>"It's because of you... giving me the idea of an enchantment..."

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>>28028574
>You pull in
>"That I ended up finding it."
>And you display pretend curiosity
>She lifts herself up to dig into her pocket
>A golden chain dangles from her fist
>Twilight presents it to you and, slowly, extends her fingers
>In her palm is a red gem
>Beautiful, though not as genuine as your mother would sometimes pretend
>Or as genuine as your forced look of awe and words of congratulation suggest
>"This is all I need. I can go back home, sort it out, and put it to rest. When the time comes to return to this world I will do so with a smile, and a mission to collect as much human literature as I can. All... thanks to you."
___
>You're dragged through Taco Bell's front door
>The cool air is welcoming, but your mind struggles to ignore the two girls speaking in whispers outside
>Rarity was initially shocked by your condition
>When reminded of her own family situation, she moved on
>"You promised my baby sister a meal," she practically mumbled, "so why don't you two go on?"
>So here you are, Sweetie's painful grip on your wrist guiding you up to the counter
>She lets go and does a little dance
>"Best day. Ever! Best day. Ever!"
>Order ideas are listed one after another. This taco or that burrito, weighed as if it were a life or death decision
>Though she debates with herself thoroughly there are repeating ideas
>Only three or four
>Following from the back of her head it seems like she's reading off of the dollar menu
"What are you doing?"
>"Huh?"
>You let a customer pass by and then join her
"Why the dollar menu?"
>"...Well, I want to get a soda too. If that's okay."
>She grins and holds her hands together
>"Please be okay with it."
"Well, the numbered orders come with a soda. Let's stick to those."
>"Don't think I'm gonna be one of those people who go crazy with other people's money."
>She wags a finger at you
"Don't worry about it. Order what you normally do."
>"...I was."

>>28028581
>Sweetie turns back to the menu
>As realization hits, your eyes drift from the side of her head, to Twilight Sparkle through the large window
>Cupping a cell phone and speaking with highly animated hand gestures
>Rarity taps her arm here and there
>No doubt reminding her to stay quiet
___
>She looks ready to defuse her soda
>Her trembling fingers poke at the sides and then retreat as the ice shifts around
>"So. Much. Sprite."
>Next she picks it up and marvels at her ability to lift it, a second time
>"It weighs like forty pounds I bet."
"Not quite, haha."
>Some time passes
>Both of you turn to check on the girls outside
>You agreed to buy her food, not babysit her, so you're direct:
"What's happening out there?"
>"Hm? Oh. Uh..."
>Sweetie fidgets with a stack of napkins
>"She's talking to dad maybe? Or mom, definitely mom."
"What about? Are you okay with telling me?"
>For a while you interpret her awkward expression as a silent no
>But half a minute later she responds:
>"Like a week or something ago, I was watching YouTube and the internet started being slow-"
>She squints momentarily
>"-probably Despairity torrenting things again. So I paused it and went to get a drink. When I walked into the Kitchen my Dad was talking to Twilight."
>Sweetie spins the receipt around and takes note of the order number
>"And then he hit her on the butt."
>...
>"Like a football player! You know? Like, good job, star Nickelback player, you won the game. You know?"
>She forces a laugh
>"My dad was just being nice. He didn't know that you only do that to other guys."
>The receipt is spun around a second time
>Her waiting goes from charmingly energetic, to anxious and uncomfortable
>In your current state no words come to mind
>So you sigh and lean back
___
>Outside, you first spot your car door hanging wide open
>Then to your right you find Rarity, head resting in one hand, and Twilight, head nearly inside a familiar gym bag
>Though much smaller this time

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>>28028588
>...Surely she wouldn't tell Rarity about the investigation?
"Hey, Belle. Were you serious about wanting one of those crunch wrap things?"
>Her lit up eyes give you your answer
>You dig out a bit of cash, stuff it into her hands and hold open the door
>Rapid fire thanks fade quickly as she charges for the counter
>By the girls, you announce your presence with a yawn and lean on the edge of their table
>"Hello again Anonymous!"
>The dork pulls her head out of the bag
>"We've got everything sorted out!"
>Rarity taps her shoulder again
>"Nothing in particular, though. Just things!"
>You spin a chair around from a different table and sit
"How'd you sort it out?"
>"Simple, really. I told Rarity's mother that-"
>"Anonymous, if you could mind your own business?"
>You look to Rarity, whose eyes are now covered
"It's funny hearing that from..."
>Shoving your drink's straw into your mouth is about all you can do to shut yourself up
>Rarity drops her hand into her lap
>"Care to finish your sentence?"
"No, not really."
>"Well, I'm not too surprised."
"...About?"
>"You staying silent, even though I know what's on your mind."
>You bite your lip and glance at a now tense Twilight
>No need to disturb her happy mood
"Anyway, do you guys want anything? I've got enough cash."
>Rarity rolls her eyes
"Is that a no?"
>"Changing the subject, another one of Anonymous' habits."
"Excuse me?"
>"And I don't NEED any cash I'll have you know."
"It was just a friendly offer... I already fed Belle, I might as well."
>She taps all five of her fingers on the shiny table
>"I said I DON'T NEED it, Anonymous."
>Her hushed yell is still far too loud for comfort
>A couple of customers on their way out look over their shoulders
"Hey... calm down."
>"I am calm."
"Uh, Twilight, maybe we should all get going."
>"OH, GREAT! That's perfect. Maybe she should go with you? You could drive back to your little paradise in the woods."
>...

>>28028555
>https://derpiboo.ru/1212898?scope=scpe4fe6bf957e1acd5f7072b0d14a9e78f2d05c1c86
3dfag pls go

>>28028107
Superjail has its moments; I personally love how fluid the animation is and all the detail in the background in the scene. So much is going on in that show in almost every minute.

Though enough of cartoons, we need more Dazzlings! and more green...please

>>28028600
>"You go right ahead and teach her-"
>Finger quotes pop up
>"-human relations. Everything will sound brilliant and romantic with you pulling her strings."
>Rarity grabs something from beside her purse, and presents it as her smoking gun
>A book
>On the cover, a bright and warm Fall forest
>"Yeah! That's right! She told me allll about your little training program."
>The confusion on your face must be pissing her off even more
>"Where are you two at? Timid hellos? Awkward first date? First kiss? Tell me, Anonymous."
"Would you-"
>"She's not a virgin anymore! Is she!"
"Rarity."
>"You slept with her and I even know when and WHERE!"
>At your hands slamming onto her table, she flinches, eyes shut tight, one arm raised in front of her face
>She shrinks into the corner made by the back of the chair and the fence surrounding the area
"...Shut. Up."
>"O-Okay."
>Her voice is just above a whisper
>Rapidly, your anger turns to a powerful mixture of confusion and embarrassment
>You look to Twilight for some kind of explanation
>Her shaky voice is muffled by the gym bag covering her mouth:
>"Maybe my explanation should have been a bit more clear."
___
>"It has to be today."
>Twilight tends to ease up quickly if she has the pleasure of explaining something
>This time was no different
>As she gave Rarity the innocent details on your nonexistent tutoring sessions - in which you taught her day to day interactions between humans of different ages and personality types - her shoulders lowered and her smile returned
>At the end she added in that this was a good time for her to return to her home
>With a bit of excitement, she digs deep into her bag and pulls out a thick, shiny brown book
>On the front is a white feather symbol
>"Goodness! I almost forgot to give this to you!"
>She strokes it a couple of times before laying it into your hands
>"This is a ma-"
>She leans closer
>So does Rarity

>>28028607
>"Magical book. It's used for long distance communication and, believe it or not, communication across different worlds."
"Huh?"
>"...It's like talking on a personal computer. Write in one book, the words print themselves in the other."
>You can't tell if she's proud of her world's technologies, or proud of her explanation
>"I need you to keep this close and write once a day if you can. Just to check in and let me know how things are. Now, keep in mind that this book is normally reserved for those in my government and has next to no restrictions. It's very important that you write the correct code on the line on page 1-"
>Rarity interrupts
>Shocked that Twilight would trust such an item with you, rather than her, the conversation regresses
>But this time Rarity is calmed to silence more quickly
>The discussion slows to the point that Sweetie showing up outside again becomes the new topic
>Before you know it, Rarity's storming off to her car, Sweetie's shaking your hand and Twilight's thanking you again
>You sit in your car and watch her pull her trusty gym bag into the back seat of theirs
>She's buried back there
>...
>You've never been more exhausted in your life
>Seeing Rarity hop out of the driver's seat, seemingly under Twilight's frantic instruction, is something you're unprepared for
>Her shoe scrapes to a stop on the road beside your car
>...
"What's up?"
>...
>You shut your eyes and sigh
"I'm tired. Too sleepy to argue. Okay?"
>...
>"Anonymous?"
>You open them up again to a similarly tired, frustrated face
>"Would you consider telling me what's going on? What's actually going on?"
>She rests her hands on the half-raised window
>"If only so that I'll be able to sleep tonight?"
>That's the right tactic for appealing to you
>But, it's hopeless
>You quietly tap the cover of Twilight's magical book
"She already told you. If you don't believe it, I'm sorry."
>Her fingers tug on the glass

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>>28028620
>A step back, with spiteful eyes, she shakes her head
>"She forgot to tell you the code. 'Loans and Hesitant Travels.'"
>Huff
>"What will you discuss with her?"
"I don't know."
>"Why would she give this to YOU?"
>This girl...
>You shut your eyes
>After ten seconds or so, she stomps away
___
>Back at home, just after sundown, you prepare the couch for one hell of a sleep session
>Your two employees had mixed feelings about Twilight's departure
>Sonata innocently assumed that it solves all of your problems
>Aria helped you explain that the fake necklace is, at best, a bit of time bought
>Still, the worst problem on Sonata's mind was you neglecting to order her anything this afternoon
>With her asleep in your bedroom and Adagio hopefully asleep in the guest room you lean into your new bed when you notice
>To your right, light coming in through the bottom of your parent's bedroom door
>Knowing how tired Aria must be, you knock
>When she doesn't answer you crack the door
>...and find her sitting in the corner
"Aria?"
>She's silent until you step inside
>"What happens when you break the rules? Do you get punished, or do I get something?"
"Oh. I'm sorry."
>You scratch the back of your head and say you'll be going to bed
>"Wait, idiot. Did you want something?"
"Just wondering why you're in the floor."
>"I don't know."
>The bed's properly made, with a giant pillow and thick, fuzzy blankets
"Don't like the bed?"
>"The bed's fine."
"Aria, if something's wrong, you can tell me."
>She looks down at the floor and sighs
>"...I just don't want to sleep in a bed when Adagio's on the floor."
"Is that all? Remember that box I carried up to her?"
>You grab Aria's wrists, gently pull her onto her feet, and lead her to one end of the bed
"That was a bed."
>"Really?"
"Yeah, a comfortable one too."
>"...Are you lying?"
>You pull the covers up over and push her into the pillow

>>28028632
"No. Everyone gets a bed. Everyone gets to sleep. Let's all sleep."
>As you're leaving, she stops you again
>"Wait! This pillow sucks."
>She shoves it into the floor
"Seriously?"
>"I want... uh, I want that one you made me use."
>After a moment you catch on, and head into the punishment room to find it
>When you present it to Aria you can tell she feels a bit better
"Don't worry."
>She throws up a hand to catch it
"I'm sure it still smells like me."
>Then opens it up to let it fall beside her
>She frowns and stutters out something you can't understand
"Just a joke... I'm going to sleep... too tired."
>The light's turned off and the door shut
>You fall onto the couch
>Soon after, a girl slides over the back and on top of you
"What are you doing."
>She speaks in an angry whisper
>"Why were you in Aria's room?"
"Checking on her."
>"Why didn't you check on me then?"
>She grunts, seeing you shut your eyes and look for a comfortable position
"You don't need help sleeping. Aria does. Don't get all jealous."
>Sonata sits up
>Knees press painfully into your stomach
>"I guess that makes sense. Aria doesn't like to sleep by herself."
"Really?"
>"Don't say that though, or she'll get mad."
>Sonata waits for your response before realizing you're nearly asleep
>"Anon. I'm going to propose something... and I don't want to get lectured. It's been a looong day and we're both very tired. Aria's not the only one who hates sleeping alone..."
>You wake up fully again
>With lungs filled to the brim you sigh, scoop her up and carry her to your room like a princess
>Sonata gives you a big smile, until you put her down and turn around
>"Where are you going?"
"To bed."
>"Anon! Pleeeaase?"
>Temptation sets in
"Aria thinks you and I are a bad idea, and I agree."
>"But-"
"We have to convince Adagio that we're a capable team."
>"But!"
"We, we can't do this sort of thing."
>You step out and grab the doorknob

>>28028643
>...
"...For now."
>And close it
>You feel a bit frustrated looking at the door and imagining her gleeful expression
>Regret weighs down on you as you drag your feet to the couch,
>collapse,
>and finally... fall asleep
___
"Wake up already!"
>Standing outside your house with the girls, you pat Sonata's head
>"Two more hours... please..."
>It's warm, not hot
>The wind feels nice and gently shakes the rows of trees across the road
>It's a perfect day and you're facing it with a full night of sleep
"It's your first day of work!"
>Sonata groans in disgust
>Aria stands up from the rocking chair on your left, having finished tying her bandana
>"Ready."
"Your first job, Aria..."
>You point to an ocean of weeds, tall grass and an embarrassing amount of random items littered in your front yard
>The tall grass is on you, but everything else is hers
>"Wow, lame task."
>She steps off the porch and gets a good look
>A tug on your sleeve draws your attention
>"I'm allergic to weeds. If I touch them I die. And really Anon I'm at my best when I'm not sweating or feeling tired. You understand, ri-"
>She turns around to investigate your line of sight
>Aria, bent over with both hands wrapped around a red weed, unknowingly presents her back end and the purple pants that snugly rest against it
>She wiggles left and right as she searches for the best possible grip
"Maybe I should supervise you guys."
>Sonata's too sleepy to work, but not too sleepy to swing at you
>Down the road, with a fold-up chair and battery powered radio in your hands, you guide Sonata to her task
"I've got the perfect job for you."
>"What? Are you gonna look at my butt all day? In a place you don't even go!"
>She gestures towards the woods
>"We've been in here once and it was awful."
"The chair is for you."
>You stop by a dirt trail and set it up
>Sonata stares in confusion

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>>28028652
>Once sure you weren't joking she's quick to sit back and relax
>"What kind of job is this?"
"Lookout duty."
>She takes the radio
"There's a pretty good chance that Rarity or someone else will show up. They'll be in a car. The things on the road."
>"I know."
"Watch through these trees. If you see a car, get up and run-"
>You point toward the dirt path which leads deeper into the woods
"that way. It'll lead you to the house faster than you would think."
>"So I have to sit here all day?"
"Long enough for Aria and I to do our chores."
>She thinks it over
>"I guess this job is okay. But I'm gonna be bored."
"Got you covered."
>Sonata gasps at the radio's static
>You play with the dial
>It fades into Spanish music, then a talk show, Classic Rock and more Spanish music
"Play with it, find something you like. And get comfortable! You're going to be doing this every day!"
>"What!?"
>You head down the dirt path
>"WHAT!"
>And grin
>"EVERY DAY!?"
>A little spin nearly tips the chair over
>"NOOOOOOOOOooooooo... okaaaaay..."
___
>You press the tip of your pen to the top line on page one
>A chill runs down your spine
>There are eight lines in total. The top of the page is filled with instructions
>"...do not attempt to analyze, remove or duplicate this item's enchantments. Illustrations should be sent on odd-numbered pages. If multiple contacts are registered here, designate per page in the provided box. The cover's insignia will glow when new messages are available. Black ink is heavily recommended..."
>After skimming them, you continue writing Twilight's code on the top line
>It's difficult not to back away as ink bleeds its way onto the empty second page, letter by letter
>"Needless to say, everything written in this book, by you or by your contacts, is confidential."
>You inch closer to the words, almost in disbelief

>>28028660
>"Sharing the contents of this book with anyone other than your contacts, the superior who issued it to you, or to your Princesses, is absolutely forbidden."
>Then inch away again
>"Accidentally rewarding this book to citizens, criminals, or members of enemy nations especially, due to negligence, warrants a severe punishment."
>The writing stops briefly before finishing up on the bottom right:
>"Communications begin on page ten."
>Slowly, you turn pages, examining the strange swirling symbols that fill them along with an alphabet you don't recognize
>Page ten is another story
>"Please write as soon as you see this."
>Unsure of what you're doing, you move a shaking hand a few inches below and write,
"Twilight?"
>A response fades in quickly
>"Thank goodness, she gave you the right code. I've been worried all day."
"Sorry, was busy."
>Not used to writing things by hand, you keep your responses short
>"No worries."
>...
>"Anonymous, please remember to write regularly."
"Ok. Try to relax."
>You stretch your arms above your head and smile
>"It won't be easy after all that happened."
"Don't worry. I'll continue without you."
>"What do you mean?"
"I'll look for the girls. If I see them I'll write."
>You lay back on your couch with the book open on your stomach
>"Thank you, but please be careful."
"Say, how long will it take to check the necklace for enchantments?"
>Twilight's response takes much longer this time
>Probably carefully calculating her answer in fear of losing her know-it-all status
>In the meantime, Aria opens the door, bandanna and apron crumpled into a ball and thrown into the corner
>"Done."
>She rests her hands on her hips as you walk to the window to pull up the curtain
>The right half of the yard is covered in patches of dirt
>Random junk from this morning has all been moved into the shed, except for a box which is packed full of weeds
>It's impressive work for only a handful of hours

>>28028671
>Eager to return to the book, you give her a thumbs up and turn around
>"Excuse me."
"Huh?"
>...
"What?"
>You shrug and turn around again
>This time she grabs your arm
>"Really? A certain other employee got a pat on the had just for waking up, and I bust my butt all day for a thumbs up?"
>She looks away
"I see how it is."
>You smile and raise your hand
>"Hey. I didn't mean-"
>Aria freezes
>Her hair flattens and stands as you give her four enthusiastic pats on the head, then an affectionate rub for good measure
>"GE-"
>She shuts her eyes and sinks into her shoulders so far that she gets a double chin
>"STOP-"
"You did a very good job Aria. I'm proud of you."
>"...Sto..."
"You're awesome."
>"Sssto... oh man-"
>She ducks under your arm, runs straight to your parent's bedroom and slams the door
>Probably shouldn't push her, but teasing comes too naturally
>Back on the couch, you need only wait about a minute longer for Twilight's reply:
>"The first test is complete. No traces of enchantment were found. Hiding enchantments is common, and several layers of protection are possible, so it could take days or even weeks to be certain."
"Sounds rough."
>Weeks would be nice
>Maybe it's enough time to make the Sirens convincingly civil?
>Your thoughts drift from Aria and Sonata to... Adagio... and you find yourself wanting a lot longer than that
___

Updates won't be ridiculously spaced out anymore.
I'm hoping to move into the final phase of the story soon and get it completed already, but there's still quite a lot left.

>>28028677
Dude, it's been a while. Nice to see ya back.

>>28028603

I just thought that since the subject came up a few days earlier and a number of people find it interesting, it wouldn't hurt to talk about it a little when people are keeping quiet and we need a bump. Plus I'm pissed about joecartoon.

Imo, there's more to moving drawing pictures than animation. There's character design and script. What the moving drawings look like and how they act. Smooth motions are nice, but they won't do you much good when the subject in question is hard to look at.

I'll stop now. Sort just posted some long so that's covered. All I can offer is ideas and requests for the drawfags.

>>28029004

Short*. Durr...

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>>28028677
even now, I still remember that thread and its stories.

rip pants, but at least you're still around shorts.

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Ari has a butt

>>28030251
It's a big butt.

>>28028677
Damn it's has been a while I'll have to re-read this if you really are gonna be updating more frequently

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>>28028752
Thanks, sorry about the slowpoke updates.

>>28029897
Those threads were a lot of fun.
Pants come back
Unless he ended up homeless again, writing green would take preeetty low priority

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>>28030251

it's a very slappable butt. the kind of butt that You'd want to leave your hand print on despite her threatening to knee you in the balls because she's trying to hide how much she'd love it.

>>28030322
For you

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miss long hair dont care

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Enjoy

>>28030529
>Blackified
>Girl love
>Weird nose

Such a fresh coat of Tumblr, I love it

>>28030436
>implying she isn't self-conscious about it
>implying your hushed stares wouldn't make her feel even more self-conscious
>implying slapping her cheeks wouldn't mentally break her
>implying she wouldn't want to get raped in the butt with you demeaning her "titanic" ass
>implying you wouldn't record it
>implying you wouldn't blackmail her with it
>implying she wouldn't send you willingly more blackmailable material
>implying you wouldn't rape her so long she would lose consciousness
>implying you wouldn't do it again, and again and again
>implying you wouldn't cuddle afterwards

>>28030529

Why does Aria look like a dude?

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>>28030538
Thanks, Anon.

>>28030563
You mean why does ve look like a woman trapped inside a gender - fluid non binary
attack helicopter. Check your privilege you shitlord.

t. Tumberfag.

>>28030560

>Implying she doesn't know you've been checking her out
>implyng she doesn't intentionally tease you by walking around without pants on
>Implying you wouldn't give in and her a firm slap on dat ass
>Implying you wouldn't catch her arms as she goes to slap you and pull her in for a kiss
>Implying you woulddn't love feeling her melt as you lead her towards your bed
>Implying you wouldn't pull down her panties and throw her legs up over her head
>implying you wouldn't love the sounds of her moans as you mating press the fuck out of her
>implying you wouldn't cum inside, making her mad and throw you off herImplying she wouldn't slap you and call you a stupid fuck for cumming inside her like that
>Implying she wouldn't knock your door later that night for a booty call
>Implying she wouldn't stay for cuddles
>implying you wouldn't wake up next to her the next morning and wonder what you should make her for breakfast.

>>28030573
>lolirock
there went my cock... hey that rhymes

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So what are the best pastebins here? What stories would you describe as quintessential Dazzling?

>>28031896
DQ

>>28031896
Babysitter's Dick ofcourse

>>28031896
Can't remember it off the top of my head, but the green where Aria gets off to Mr. Roger's. One of you faggots probably know the name.

I would also recommend MistakeAnon's "Make A Mistake With Me" and short's "Reforming the Dazzlings." TSPunk had a green where Anon is a teacher at Crystal Prep who adopts the Dazzlings which was also pretty damn enjoyable.

>>28031896
Sonata's Clutzy Reformation is one of my favorites

>>28032991
who?

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Cute as hell. We need more pictures of Aria "cracking" without being tsundere.

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>>28014597
Wow you responded to me

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>>28030529
we wuz Blazen and shieet

>>28030613
More like
>t. Joel
I read your post in his voice

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>Aria Blaze
>No fan art of her wearing a blazer

I can't blame the drawfags though, blazers look terrible.

>>28033586

I hate the shoehorned diversity crap, but I'd bury my dick deep inside her and explode like a bunker buster. Hooah!

>>28032640
Anon world order i think was the Aria rogers infatuation

Song that I heard recently that made me think of make a mistake with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skb1EDDuSJc
Felt like sharing it

>>28034744
Ol' Musselwhite does have that dirty blues influence that permeates Make a Mistake, yeah. His and John Lee Hooker's songs have been listened a-plenty while writing various updates.

>>28033989
Did you just say "Hooah?" Are you a fucking boot? Shut the fuck up.

>>28033989
>Aria wearing any manner of women's business clothes
I support this

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>>28035005

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WGy3L75rhZ

>>28035116

Have one. I have another somewhere.

>>28034793
I'm a big fan of the blues mane.

>>28035267
>Adagio has huge tits
nope.avi

>>28035401
There's a Canadian artist by the name of Champion who has the blues sound to his music, mainly in his first album "Chill 'Em All." You may have heard one of his songs, "No Heaven," which was featured prominently in the advertising campaign for the first Borderlands. The whole album is pretty goods, produced with synth drums and him playin guitar riffs, looping them, then layering on more guitar goodness. Some good songs to start with from him are "NnGn," "Die in Peace," "Tawoumga," and "Two Hoboes."

>>28035979
Nice. I'll check him out. How do you feel about Jazz? I'm a Kansas Cityfag, so Jazz is kind of a thing we do here along side the blues too.

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>>28035508

>Sonata wakes up
>She sits up and stretches, yawning without a care in the world
>She notices mid-stretch that her large shirt fits her like a nightgown
>"Must have lost weight overnight! Taco diet is paying off!" she thinks to herself
>She looks down at her belly, and realizes that she's not supposed to be able to
>Her eyes cross
>She pats her chest
>"EEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
>Sonata freaks out and screams!
>This wakes Aria up, who throws a pillow at Sonata to shut her up
>"Shut up Sonata! I swear every day with you is a fucking adventure."
>Then Aria starts her daily morning ritual by scratching her ass
>And then she freezes and screams
>"AAAAAAAA!"
>"EEEEEEEEE!"
>"AAAAEEEEE!"
>"My boobies!"
>"My ass!"
>Both sirens burst out of the room in blind panic
>"Adagio! Adagio!"
>The two girls find Adagio with one leg outside the window
>She has a firm, big ass and a jumbo bust
>"Wtf..."
>Adagio pulls her leg back in
>"Adagio, what the h-"
>Adagio flips the two girls off while swinging her legs left and right in a mocking dance
>"Asset stealing beeaaaach! What whaaat!"
>She then backflips out of the third floor window, lands on her feet and starts running
>"Cunt!" spits Aria
>"Dick!" replies a smiling guy from the street
>Aria goes back to the bedroom and kneels on her bed's side
>She pulls a box from under it
>She sighs as she opens the box
>"Last time I said it'd be the last time..."
>Aria puts a cover over her eye. Then she takes a coat, a hat and a cutlass out of the box
>"What are you doing?" asks Sonata
>"Arrr Dusklad. Imma track down the orange whale and take back the booty she stole from me."
>Sonata nods in determination
>"I'm coming with!"
>Sonata disappears under bed
>She emerges a few seconds later armed with bear traps, rope, poof bait and a pair of groping human hands
>"I'm ready. Let's pee and go."
>Aria just stares at Sonata and her clutter in disbelief for a moment
>"What the devil, matey?"
>"These? These are my booby traps."

>>28036116
People like Count Basie and Hot Lips Page are legendary when it comes to Kansas City jazz scene. Hell, I rue the fact that Reno Club no longer exists because that place housed some of the biggest names of the industry. Hot, crowded, small and with a whorehouse upstairs, places like that no longer exist... on the record, anyway.

Though if I had to say, I think I'm most grateful for Big Joe Turner. Without him, we'd most likely be missing some major elements of rock. Shake, Rattle and Roll is a classic.

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>>28035267
I have some myself. Just didn't feel like digging for them at the time. I always support more business attire.

>>28036633

Same here. I was reading some /fit/ literature earlier and I feel down and demotivated by the fact that humans aren't futas.

>>28036453
Nice Sal, very nice.

>>28035267
>>28036687
You seem like you're a degenerate.

>>28037546

A lil' drunk earlier, but I certainly have my issues. The other guy joked and then I did too.
Regarding the spoiler I was reading the Book of Pook and dwelled on my and Pook's perspective on male and female mentality. I'm fed up with futa too, but think about it. If all humans were futas then

1) We wouldn't have this huge, unbridgable chasm between male and female mentality (which imo is a huge obstacle to happiness) while maintaining the ability to reproduce.

2) We'd have no gender or straight/gay sjw horseshit plaguing the progress of society.

3) There wouldn't be nearly as many white knights around.

4) Every human's chance of getting laid or getting together and starting a family would double. In theory anyway.

It makes sense.

http://i.imgur.com/PeIRJ1d.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/qD2je7R.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uyhk518.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/eWDwBJv.jpg
Enjoy

>>28038229
Is this the horse wife guy?

>>28038252

Yep.

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>>28038217

>Foreign speaking vaginas

>>28038217

I think I've seen that cultist guy before. Is he like that puke oc Rally Flag?

>>28038963

>Implying vaginas make a lick of sense even when they speak your language

>>28036116
I never got too much into jazz, stopped at "Take Five" (cause come on, who hasn't listened to "Take Five"?). Been meaning to explore that genre a bit more, but I got side tracked by metal. So Cal is super big on the various forms of metal for some reason. Between the heavier stuff and some UK Underground Bass scene, I have plenty of labels and artists to explore. Occasionally I'll find a new sound/genre that appeals to me and binge it for a week. That's sorta where I'm at with jazz; never consistenty listened to it past the binge week.

MISTAKEANON PLEASE FUCK MY BOIPUSSY, YOUR GREEN IS SOOOO GOOD.

>>28036453
>booby traps
Sal, your pun game is on par

>>28030322
It's a really big butt

>>28035508
fag

>>28037790
> huge, unbridgable chasm between male and female mentality (which imo is a huge obstacle to happiness) while maintaining the ability to reproduce
Thank modernism for this outlook.
>no gender or straight/gay sjw horseshit plaguing the progress of society
They'd choose something else, which they do now.
>white knights
Thank modernism for this occurence.
>Every human's chance of getting laid or getting together and starting a family would double. In theory anyway.
Debatable. Snails are technically "futa", being hermaphrodites.

All in all, what we're experiencing is nothing more than some effort in bringing complementary parts against each other. By taking the leash away from nature, endless progroms would follow, and this progressivist nonsense wouldn't survive in good old fashioned Darwinian theory.

>>28018707
>>28019179
http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Orc-Stain
Enjoy :^)

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>>28042195
>Enjoy
That's my line pal.

>>28040967
Dude.Chill. We're all fucked anyway.

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Alright, Chapter 2 of Make A Mistake With Me is reading like a Persona game. I expected hooking up with cute girls then suddenly I'm thrusted into the Dark Hour.

>>28021813
Wens da update

>>28042776
Persona you say? How do you go from cute girls and motorcycle gangs to that wacky realm? Is it more of the dark atmosphere that's leaking in or we actually going to a dark world that appears at the strike of midnight?

>>28043281
...I feel stupid now; I reread and saw the comment on the Dark Hour. Welp, I uderstan where this going. Time to get comfy

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>>Last time on Cafe Dazzling: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/279811/cafe-dazzling

I… WUT? ADAGIO, WHO IS THIS?

“That’s Anon. He’s a regular human so can you cut him a little slack Uncle C?” asked Aria.

HE IS YOURS?

“Well, I guess we are partners. And, uh, staying at his place?” answered Dagi.

COHABITATING? HOW LEWD. WHAT WOULD YOUR FATHER SAY?

“Probably what took us so long…” Sonata muttered under her breath. She pantomimed a person talking with her hand and made a squeaky Bane voice. “When are you three gonna give me some grandkids?”

>Sunny, the only person close to enough to hear her, was positively scandalized by the comment. Or she would be, if she wasn’t a post graduate program pony girl old enough to have seen her share of heat cycles. Still, what surprised her was that it was Sonata that said it. Sunset glanced over at Anon. There was a little drool, and maybe a new eye twitch or two, but he was holding up surprisingly well all things considered.

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>>28043362

WHAT WAS THAT?

“He’s our friend. Alot of stuff happened and we kindaaa got exiled from Equestria,” replied Aria.

NEVERTHELESS THE CHALLENGE HAS BEEN ISSUED. NO TAKEBACKS. ADAGIO, YOUR DAZZLINGS SHALL COMPETE AGAINST MY CHAMPIONS…

>A burst of light blinded them as the collars on the Rainbooms shattered.

UNLESS YOU CAN DEFEAT MY CHAMPIONS, YOU SHALL NOW BE THE ONES TO REPAY THEIR DEBT.

“Wait, the Rainbooms? We’re trying to free them. Couldn’t they just throw the contest?” asked bacon mane.

NO, THEY ARE UNDER A GEAS. FAILURE TO COMPETE TO THE BEST OF THEIR ABILITIES WILL RESULT IN THEIR BRAINS MELTING.

“It doesn’t matter! The Rainbooms are all shit waifus!” shouted Anon.

>A look of concern crossed the Dazzling’s faces.

>Two kitchenettes rose from the stone floor. Gleaming stainless steel surfaces, gas ranges, and Teflon coated pots and pans appeared on hooks.

“WTF is this teflon shit?! We’re pros dammit, cast iron or gtfo!”

IS… IS HE GOING TO BE OK?

“Yeah, he’s honestly doing much better I thought he would.”

>Aria looked over at Twilight. She could see a dull green glow waving behind her eyes. The Rainbooms mechanically formed up on the right side of the stage behind their kitchen islands, save for Pinkie, who skipped. To absolutely no one’s surprise she had another collar on.

THE STAGE HAS BEEN SET. COME, WATCHERS!

>Strange shadowy shapes filled the audience. Black chitin covered monstrosities, cucumber shaped beings of questionable geometry with star shaped mouth/proboscis, a couple dirty filthy satyr things but with the human bottom and horse top, and other creatures too disgustingly strange to perceive. Anon suddenly snapped out of his insanity for a moment.

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>>28043375

“Is… is that a candy blue colored unicorn wearing a robe and wizard hat?”

>The dark wizard pony, the last in a long line of direct descendants from Starswirl the Bearded, nommed on a floating stick of cotton candy. Of the things he had seen, it was this that pushed Anon over the edge. He stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back with her deep purple judging horse eyes.

“What are yooou staring at, monkey?”

>Of course it fucking talks.

“Nope. Nopenopenopenope.”

>Aria sighed, then slapped Anon right across his face. He blinked, clarity returning. How could she know his fetish?

“You good now Nonny?” asked Sonata, as she reared back to give him a slap on the other cheek.

>Anon caught her hand before she could swing. He could only get so erect.

“I’m good, I’m goood.”

>He worked his jaw with his hand, not entirely sure whether Aria had held back or not. Composure recovered, he nodded to the rest of the Dazzlings and they turned as one. Adagio nodded back and stepped forward.

“Uncle C, we are ready to battle the Rainbooms!”

>There were murmurs throughout the crowd. The dreamer from R’lyeh blushed.

PLEASE, JUST CTHULHU IN FRONT OF THE OTHERS DAGI.

>He had tried to whisper, but failed horribly, as all the words had been imprinted directly into the psyche of all the observers rather than spoken.

COUGH COUGH THROAT CLEARING NOISE. VERY WELL. LET THE CHALLENGE BEGIN!


Welp, that's it for now.

>>28003942
Did it lead to rape?