How does one make it into a Pony Head Stimulator?

Be a faggot.

Fuck horses.

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>>28000505
Just shitpost at the speed of sound, eventually you will make it in if your comment is "random and lulzy" enough.

>>28000519
Mods don't care.
I'm starting to think those shitposting redditards are serious when they say 'That's why your mods don't delete our posts or nuke our threads.'

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>>28000505

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>>28000530
>Starting to think
>Redditards

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>>28000505
conquer china

Act like a massive fucking fairs until homer looks at it and says to himself "I think normies will find this funny if I put in popular reaction clips."

>>28000530
>Porn thread nuked
>This one is not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5DmXjoHgsA

>>28000505
You gotta get in during Homer's primetime browsing hours.

>>28000796

Which would be?

>>28000892
No idea. You'd have to look through a couple of PTSs and see the most common posting hours.

>>28000892
>Seriously trying to get into PTS
Grab a grenade and pull out the pin.

>>28000505
Exactly like that. Thank you for your contribution.

>>28000505
Drink bleach.

>>28000532
Oh God the music is in my head!

>>28000505
Legendary threads my friend

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>>28001463
>Implying PTs doesn't just catch random shit
There have been hundreds of memorable threads, and fucking Homer cancerson just grabs retarded ebin shitposting, most of the time.

>>28001480
Shut up Homer.

>>28001512
Don't fucking call me homer again, he is beyond retarded.
Splinix forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3T-uBwi1jI

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>>28000505
>wanted to get into cancerous cancer
>a piece of content that's the source of newfags like you
>bumping threads off page ten with this irrelevant bullshit
>"i wanna be in a video :)"
>not posting in discussion threads normally
>trying to be le ebin EDDGGGY

>>28000505
You just did faggot.

>>28002681
hi youtube
now go fuck some horses

>>28000505
By being a tremendous autist. Enjoy your three seconds of fame, nigger.

>>28002988
What I find more hilarious is why they want to be on a stupid shitposting video, while being anonymous.

>>28000505
You just do, man. I made it into the last 3. Fuck you, Homer.

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>Tfw when you made it into one of the original PTS

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>>28000505
see pic related

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>>28003239
>When you got two of them in one sim.

The last thread simulator only had caps from 2 days. He doesn't even lurk anymore. Some of the best shit doesn't make it, so it's literally just be in the thread he's in the day he decides to make one.

>>28003302
Yeah, honestly I should make them myself. I am here literally the whole fucking day.
But I have never edited video, and I am a lazy fuck. Plus I could miss some shit while I edit it.

Did something ever come from that story about trying to drown Tree Hugger? I think it was her at least.

>V0.24
>The googly eyes.
I die every time.

>>28003315
Editing is easy. Adobe premier is prime. Honestly. He should just have people send him good screen caps. I hate the new fags that shit brings in but I find the videos funny and they are fun to play at pony parties with non horsefuckers.

>PTS
Top cancer

Post ZOOMED WORDS
Get dubs
Profit?

I made a thread that ended up on Homers newest PTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oHbWL5Z9T4 @20:27
Happiest moment of my life.

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Why are people so obsessed with these now? It feels like half the board acts like retards in the hopes of getting on these odes to faggotry.

Nigger

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>>28000707
Maybe we should all collectively post porn to get shit threads nuked.

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>>28004067
>now
i have news for you

>>28003944
kys

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ZOOMED WORDS

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>>28000505
Mouth the cherries

Holy shit guys I'm going to be on youtube hew hew hew

>>28000505
You are in faggit

>>28000505
Go to bed, Homer you have a PTS to make

Do you think we will get to hear on the next pony thread simulator episode the voice say I want to cum inside rainbow dash or hear the voice rape because I don't think that it has said anything about rape for a few episodes and I miss it saying rape.....rrrrrrrrraaaaaaaappppppeeee

>mfw a serious post I made about how women are terrible made it in as some kind of joke
Homer's kind of a faggot, but that /mlp/.txt twitter page is absolute cancer, if that's still up.
Waifu confessions, full of heart, would be posted there to be mocked by all their normalfag followers, along with everything else not politically correct.

>>28006359
Oh, I forgot my face in my anger. You get the point, anyway. People who treat us like zoo animals and take pictures of our autism to share with everyone need to die. I don't know why you'd encourage them, at the least.

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goddamnit this again

>>28000505
Memes, of course.

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>>28004067
>now

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>>28006378
Ah oh god, I love meme.

>>28006384
Wait, where's this from?

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>>28000505
>Actually trying to be in a PTS

So, how's summer treating you?
I bet you don't even like horse pussy

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>>28000505
Blame Dinkelberg

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>>28000505
You have to post inside this thread.

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>>28000505
This is how.

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>>28000505
Every time you post, you unwittingly enter yourself into a lottery/raffle-type thing.
The more you post, the more likely you end up in one.

>Pony Head Stimulator
Somebody could make this: control the eyes, the mouth, flap the ears and work the brain like a ticker machine on which you program instructions.
Side cross-sectional view.

>>28002975
Hi, Anonymous.

>>28008212
s-senpai?!

>>28000505
jus b urself :^)

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>>28007159

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>I want to come inside Rainbow Dash.

The golden words of this board.

>>28006476
https://youtu.be/flL5b1NaSPE