Will You Press the Button

>>27994008
That is gonna be one boring show to watch.

>>27994008
Yes, then i can force people to watch as I go on a killing spree and slaughter ponies

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>>27994008
As long as I don't have to return and face my family and friends, sure.

>>27994008
It'll be weird knowing that billions of people are watching what you do, but if you're going to Equestria, it really doesn't matter unless you don't plan on staying there.

I don't think I could handle it because I'm a pussy, but realistically it shouldn't be much.

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>>27994008
Hell, I don't know, it might be an awkward show for the viewers. I can be kind of awkward sometimes.

>>27994008
>The people of earth will watch me pound some sweet pony puss erryday.
>They get to see what they are missing out on.
bueno.

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>>27994008
>implying I don't want the world and all the normalfags see me balls deep in a technicolor horse

>>27994008
Of course.
Without any knowing the people seeing it how do I even know that it's even happening?

Hell, everything I'm doing right now could be broadcasted to some alien planet using cameras hidden in some invisible dimension that the human eye can't see, but I'd have no idea.

Also this:
>>27994035
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>>27994008
So basically it's The Truman Show but with Anon in Equestria?

And yeah i'd press it.

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>>27994051
Really, makes no difference at all

Hell, Google, Microsoft, every social media platform, countless ad companies, and every single alphabet agency on the planet already monitors everything we do.

Shit, Eric Schmidt probably knows which pony I fap to the most, so I'll gladly let that sick Jew watch me cum inside her

>>27994147
>My 10 year old sister and the rest of my family will witness me pounding pink ponut on national television
I know there would be no repercussions for me, I'm in Equestria, but that's a fuck load of mental scarring to leave back on Earth

>>27994008
Yes, of course. They can get enraged as they want I'm going to romance my little filly and live a long, happy life with her, and they can't stop me.

>>27994188
It only said broadcasted, you don't even know if they are watching it or not.
You have no reason to believe that they even know or are even watching.
And don't you think your family would have some respect and turn it off if you were having an intimate moment like that?

The only one causing any suffering here is you, just stop thinking about it and everyone continues on just fine.

>>27994008
Going to the bathroom would be a tough job, but okay.

>>27994188
>pink
>>27994147 is clearly a Rarifag.

>>27994229
>Anon gets sent to Equestria
>All Anon's lewd happenings get transmitted to earth uncensored.
>Nobody on earth watches, because nobody on earth has ever cared about Anon.

PRESS THE BUTTON!

>>27994252
Anon clearly has shit taste in pone

>>27994036
How to make other fellow brony jealous of you

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>>27994274
dis nig

>>27994274
>It's only broadcasted on some dead channel at 2:30 in the morning

>>27994036
>You're balls deep in your waifu
>7 billion people are watching
>Turn to the camera and laugh as you fuck the technicolor horse
>Fuck all the ponies, sometimes do a smug Pepe face for them as you cuck them

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>>27994008

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>>27994008
Time to show the world how to cum inside rainbow dash !! Enjoy the show !!

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>>27994252
>Using a rarity reaction image clearly makes me a rarifag
>Uses rarity is le who're meme
Found the retard

ez just kill everyone on earth then no one will waych me

>>27994361
CAAAAARRRRRRLLLLLLL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXI0u3qyFqA

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>>27994036
this

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>>27994008
HOLD IT
Do I get to stay there forever? Do I have to return?
Oh who am I kidding, nobody gives a shit about me. I bet nobody would even watch.

>>27994401
did they really make 12

>>27994685
Yes.
I am surprised they actually ended the series, shit was way too popular. Maybe the producers couldn't stand the fucking pressure.

>>27994290
THERE I AM, GARY, THERE I AM!

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>>27994290
>"Boy this is a weird commercial huh Gary?"

I doubt anyone would watch a show of a pony going through everyday life and surviving catastrophic world ending events if it was not through the eyes of the protagonist. So unless we get beamed to equestria as one of the mane six this is going to be one hell of a boring show.

>>27994008

I'd press the shit out of that button and then behave like Deadpool in front of the whole world. The ratings would skyrocket.

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>>27994401
oh god, that gave me a feel that I was not expecting...

>>27994008
Hope earth likes fat porn.

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>>27994188
>pounding pink ponut
Nopony in Equestria is going to let you do anal. They'll think you're deranged for even asking. There aren't any jews to encourage such behavior, so ponies never thought it was a good idea to play around with their shitholes.

>the whole world gets to see every-pony hates anons guts and mock him at every turn.

>anon never gets any his entire new life, but tries, and fails. And every human watches his failures at lusting after horses.

>>27995377
Dubs confirm. Pones are not degenerate assfuckers.

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>>27994290
>"Anonchorman in Equestria."
>"Broadcasting the straight horseshit at 2 in the morning since 1979."
Not an actual reworded quote from the film.

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>>27994035
>>27994036
>>27994188
>>27994295
>>27994330
>>27995365
>You never see anything anyway. They always turn the camera and play music and you know, the wind blows in and the curtain moves and you don't see anything.

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>>27995517
Got me.

>>27994290
no, 24/7 uncut streaming direct to you from your cable provider for only 47.99 per month with two year agreement

>even your parents didn't subscribe, and they knew you were on it

>>27995377
>>27995447
Fuck off /pol/ and fag enabler.

>>27995380
Underrated post

>>27995765
Well no shit, would you pay $47.99 a month to watch your NEET son try and fail at getting horse pussy?

>>27995796
Shoving things into your anus is literally a sign of psychosis.

>>27995810
shit, I could watch him fail at that for free in high school.

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>>27995848
>120kb of (You)s.png
>only 62kb

>>27995881
I wuold upload the actual .txt, but too lazy.
Still the txt file itself is 120kb, no matter how many (You)s you throw in there.

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>>27995796
>>27995848
>>27995897
>defending buttfuckery
>only delivering half of what you promise
>lazy
I'm guessing you're a liberal.

>>27995916
Fucking pipsqueak, probably gonna ask his rich donor buddies fork up the other 60kb

>>27994008
Like a give a fuck that it's broadcasted I'll do it.

The only people who would give enough of a shit to watch some faggot walk around Ponyville are you fuckers.
So I'd press it and then make sure I get the perfect viewing angle for you when I'm balls deep in your waifu, pumping her full of my seed.

Don't think your husdandos are safe, either. I will fuck every single thing in Equestria. Gryphons, Cows, Saddle Arabians; if you can name it, it's fucked.

>>27994008
You never said where it's being broadcasted on Earth.

>>27994229
>In the midwest of America, where scientists have been searching for alien life for decades to no avail, one researcher is about to pack it in for the day and go drink away his problems
>But, then the sensors pick up a sudden surge in solar activity from Alpha Centauri
>At the same time, a strange radio transmission begins to appear coming from an object very close to the very same star
>It is unclear what it means, but it contains patterns that might suggest life
>The media, on behalf of the human race, assumes that there must be life out there
>There are light waves and patterns and a star did star stuff, so it MUST be alien life
>After about a year of public attention which allowed the research to be funded well enough, scientists finally have an algorithm that will probably be able to decrypt the transmission
>At the big reveal, all of the scientists at Alien Contact Con 2018 think it's a wild goose chase, and are ready to celebrate a year of getting paid to analyze more meaningless radio waves from space. Plenty are ready to publish reports for scientific journals explaining why it shouldn't be surprising that it wasn't really aliens.
>All of the evening news anchors are interviewing the janitors and hyping their viewers up for contact with more advanced civilizations
>All of the NEETs and frog posters are preparing to post memes like never before
>Threads about the ayyys are popping up on all of the boards, and are getting banned from everywhere but /sci/
>Television sets around the world simultaneously show a countdown
>10
>9
>8
>7
>6
>5
>4
>3
>2
>1

>>27996581
>A famous Hollywood actress hits the enter key on a keyboard, and executes a program with a display on the jumbotron
>Everyone in the arena cheers in excitement for what they're about to see
>The screen shows static, which fades into color with the image of a human having vigorous sex with Pinkie Pie
>Shock is felt around the world, and the whole arena is dead silent before the screen is quickly turned off
>Everyone assumes that it was some asshole who hacked into their computer systems
>All the networks that covered the event apologize to their viewers for what was shown on live television
>/mlp/ celebrates like it's the end of the war for getting to witness the ultimate prank of mankind
>The MLP fandom is destroyed, and Hasbro goes bankrupt because they can never again reboot My Little Pony, and can't think of a cash crop to replace it
>The radio signals keep coming in for years, but anyone who publicly acknowleges them gets dismissed as a nut job
>As a result, civilization denies the existence of the broadcast, and no one ever again sees Anon, who mysteriously vanished without a trace, his computer still on, and his basement door still locked

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>>27996596
>>/mlp/ celebrates like it's the end of the war for getting to witness the ultimate prank of mankind
>pinkiefags on /mlp/ laughing up a storm and congratulating the hacker's choice in pony
>unaware that they're all simultaneously getting cucked

>>27994008
I don't know who wouldn't do this.

>>27996021
...breezies

>>27995377
With the way ponies act in the show, if you got a chick to date, you could probably convince her to do anal.

>>27994008
Yes.
My Little Tutorial for Global Domination.

>>27998707
>With the way ponies act in the show
I don't remember the episode where ponies shove things up their asses. Can you remind me which one that is?

>>27997847
You can just cum on them.
When it's that time of year, just stand in the path of the breezies ready to blow your load. When they get near, just let loose into the crowd. Their wings are too shitty so they can't maneuver out of the way of your cumshot.

Make sure they aren't plastered to the ground by your spunk, though. Wouldn't want to kill them.

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>>27999166

yes I have nothing to live for so

hell yeah; I'm not as fucked up as the rest you and get boners looking at cartoon horses (although bojack horseman's a handsome devil)