You have just discovered the secret manufacturing process of

Drink the piss.

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>>27993967
Watch her piss.

>>27993967
Investigate if AJ's cider number one fan Rainbow Dash knows this. Regardless of the result it will be glorious.

wait in line, duh

>>27993967
>Canonically proven wrong
Fuck off OP.

>>27993967
Suggest that she allows her little sister to help with the process.

>Applejack sits on top your face
>she positions her clit and pee hole right into your mouth
>you can taste her apple pussy
>start sucking her pee hole
>warm cider piss comes out
>tastes apples mate
>Applejack bites her lip and tells you to drink it like the dirty bitch you are

>>27994038
Fresh cider straight from the source

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>>27994016
? Her face when you tell her

>>27993967
Blackmail, get in on the profits
>B-but muh family, muh winter, we cain't-
Fuck you give me your piss gold

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>>27994601
Jokes on you everyone already knows. They just didn't tell you because the knew you were a nigger.

>>27994643
OP literally said it was secret.

>>27993967

Tell her she has to vigorously fuck me senseless every day and pay me 1000 bits for the privilege or I make sure everyone knows!

>>27994706
He never said a secret to who.

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>>27993967
"This cider tastes like horse piss!"

>>27994722
Very well. I'll start my own "secret" brand of cider, starting with a guerilla marketing campaign of introducing it into ponies' drinks while they aren't looking.

>>27994759
They're gonna know it's you. Everyone is already familiar with each other so introducing yourself that way might come off as rude.

>>27994780
They won't know. This is extra secret.

>>27993967
Go to twys library and find a book with an amnesia spell OR learn to make drinking piss my fetish

Because i could never stop drinkin cider

>>27994792
But Anon how will you hide the smell of your own piss. They're like blood hounds when it comes to this.

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>>27993967

Applejack I'm CIA

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>>27994827
>"This better be important. Last time I got a job from headquarters you lost me a couple acres."

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>>27994812
I don't think you understand just how much secret I put into my cider. I've got so much secret I call it "secretions."

These two are going to help me by the way. We're going to start with Rainbow Dash first, introducing it to her bit by bit and Applejack's cider no longer satisfies her the same way.

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>>27994866
Oh is that all? Well good luck with that. You're gonna need a lot of that solution.

>>27993967
sue, and put her entire family out of business.
Fuck you, you orange background mud horse.

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>>27994866
>I've got so much secret I call it "secretions"

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Secret revealed

>>27993967
get in line

>>27995433
kek

>>27993967
Nothing. Cider is already pisswater.

>>27994073
I'd ask for that too

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>>27993967
Reminds me of my favorite kind of beer

Johnny Walker Second Harvest