Saying Goodbye

>>27985217
How's this work, do I just leave a note or something.

>>27985229
Up to you, basically the last thing you need is for someone to fill a missing persons report and always wonder if you're alright.

>implying i have any goodbyes to say

>>27985217
>/MLP/eople
>not nor/mlp/eople
I'm ashamed OP.

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>tfw nobody left in your life to say goodbye to

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>>27985217
>>27985357
>Granted if there is anyone you may wish to say goodbye to.
Not an Obligation

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>>27985426
>stare at yourself in the mirror
>shake your head and ask "What the fuck is wrong with you"
Everyday.

>>27985329
good thing my country is currently headed towards a islamist lead civil war.
I'll just be another statistical casualty of the early war.

>>27985217
>Granted if there is anyone you may wish to say goodbye to.

I have no friends. I'm good to go.

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I'd write some mysterious and vague bullshit about what I'm going to do, along with a short life story and summary of my thinking and feelings, so that people will think I'm interesting, while assuring them that I didn't just go hide somewhere and kill myself.

>>27985608
This anon has the right idea

>>27985217
Just burn the room,
Destroy all traces of me, and go away like I lived.

>>27985217
I would simply leave a note saying "Fuck You"

"My dear family and friends,
One thing I know about you all is that you encourage me to get out there and adventure. For my entire life, I was told to be bold and be ready to take life by the horns. Well, an opportunity has come for me to do just that. Unfortunately, it is a one-way trip, meaning that I will no longer be able to contact you. I assure you, all of you will be in my mind and prayers, and I hope that I am in yours. Do not mourn for me, I'm having a blast.
Take life by the horns, always remember that."

>>27985217
Milk
Eggs
Bread
Bacon
Cooking oil

>>27985217
Tell them I was diagnosed with some terminal illness, that I don't intend to treat it in order to spare myself pain. Explain that all of the funeral arrangements have been made and that I'll be with a care giver for my last days and that I'd rather not see anyone see me while I'm dying.

>>27985217
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby, can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here

>>27985217
Leave a note "No worries mates, I'm not dead, just gone, and happy. Give all my shit to charity, the action figures should go to my little cousins. Do NOT look in the small drawer in my desk, that's where I hid the pony shit. Save my porn folder on a flash drive, that shit is my LEGACY"

>>27985217
Dear family,
I left on a journey across dimensional borders. I cannot say where I am, but I am no longer an Earthly being. I don't expect you to miss me, you didn't appreciate me when I was here so I don't think you'll care when I'm gone.
Tell Cassie I hope she rots, thanks for giving me a stupid name, bitch.
Tell Savvy I'm glad I forgot about her almost entirely. To be honest I don't even remember her face.
Tell Joseph and Josh that they are, and always will be faggots.

Goodbye forever douchebags,
Anonymous~

Just tell them I went flying for a little while.

On second thought, I'd like for there to be some way for me to see the shitstorm that would unfold as they tried to figure out my whereabouts. That would be fucking hilarious.

>>27985217
Dear whoever,
I have transcended this mortal coil and have made my way towards a magical land. Tell my mother she should of never dated that nigger, tell my sister to keep the 'business' going, and tell my few friends that I love them and to get wasted in my memory. I leave all other possessions to my sister to do with as she pleases. My passwords are in the notebook next to my desk, delete everything linked to them and give my steam account to vin. One last thing, reality is an illusion and the universe is a hologram. PEACE.

>>27985217
Dear mummy,
I've gone to pound horse pussy for all eternity. Don't touch my computer and I already threw my remaining piss bottles at Chad.
Best reeegards,
Anon
P.S. I took all the tendies in the fridge.

I went to the store. Be back soon.

- Anon

>>27985217
Dear Family,
I'm finally going to be happy.
Sorry if that comes off as rude, but it's true.
Please give all my things to Will unless you want to keep them.
Love, Anonymous.

>>27985217

Mom? Adventure of a lifetime came up. Dad would be proud, it's a Heinlein moment. Tell him I'm sorry I didn't get to visit the graveyard in person to let him know.
Sis? Give the niece and nephew hugs for me weekly. If I ever get the chance to they're getting some really awesome souvenirs if I can figure out the mail at my new address.
Now Ex? Take the silverware. You told me to be bold. The moment is here. I'm a wizard, Harry.
Best of friends? We'll always have Texlos. Tell Phil I'm writing something better than that time he screwed up in high atmosphere.
Boss? Most excellent opportunity came up, sorry for the lack of two week's notice. Let everyone know there's no hard feelings, ten years of togetherness can't not be missed.

My 111th birthday came early, off to dunk the ring of banality in Mount Doom.

PS Someone post this for me on 4Chan's /mlp/ and tell them OP's a faggot and they're not real.

Dear mum,

I leaving this letter to you because I feel as though you are the only in my family who could truly understand.

An opportunity has appeared before me and I feel the need to take it. I will never get the an opportunity like this ever again in my lifetime.

It's hard to write this but I'll be blunt. You and everyone else will never find me where I am going. And I am sorry that I can't tell you where I am going.

I know this may see very confusing at first but I wish for you to not worry. I am going to a wonderful place. A place where I can truly be happy.

I'm not saying the life I was living was terrible. In fact you could say that I had a good one. I couldn't had a better mom to raise me to the fine _________ I am today. And yes pop is also a contributing factor too.

But now I feel it is time for me to move on. There are so many wonders for me to look forward to where I'm going. So there is no need to worry.

There are a few thing I like to address.
1. I'm sorry for not being able to achieve my goal of being a ______. It just was never meant for me.
2.Give all electronics to my BF. He'll know what to do with them.
3. Tell my friends to do what they love. Even if it may not be accepting by others.
4.Tell my bro to mend the car and give it to the ______, they clearly need a car for obvious reasons.
5. Tell my bro that I love him very much. But also mention he should really stride for something he enjoys and stick to it.
6.Tell pops to stay strong and find something he loves. Remind him that his foundation need to change. And start building one around himself.
7. Tell BF that even though he was a pain in the ass, he will always be my friend. Also tell the world isn't as bad as he makes it out to be.

And Lastly please do what is right for everyone. No need for selfish tendencies. Do what it right with the Funds I have saved. I couldn't care less with what you do with them.

I'll love you all always.
Anonymous~

PS, I NOT GAY GOD DAMMIT.

Hey Mom,

I decided to go on a tremendous exploration journey that would put Christopher Columbus to shame. Probly won't be able to e-mail you back for a while. Don't worry, I'll be with some pretty awesome friends. Tell Dad I'm not going to Africa or a city filled with a bunch of blacks either so I'll be fine. I just can't tell you because of reasons.

It'll be fine. We'll see each other again. But hey, at least I'll be going out more like you've always wanted, right?

P.S. Please tell my sister to stop having more kids as a single mom. ffs.

>>27985474
Egypt? Or perhaps one of the other dozen or so countries that could describe?

To whoever first finds this, I'm not going to be around and have no use for my things anymore. Here's my will
>Cash out my life savings and burn it in front of a homeless shelter
>All of my Magic: the Gathering shit will be given to my sister
>Just destroy my Laptop.Don't open it. It's just better this way
>Something about being happy with your lives and moving on or some shit, I don't know.

>>27985217
Honestly, I'd say good bye by going out North Hollywood Shootout style. Grab an FAL and AK with thousands of rounds each, some body armor, and just go nuts.

>>27989199
This and dubs.

If I were to leave to horseland, I'd go out with a bang, a lot of bangs.

Dear Dad

Remember when Mom died and you stopped taking sleeping pills and beating us? Me neither.

Anon

>>27985217
Fuck 'em. They'll figure it out eventually.

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>You sit down on your couch
>You think of what to wrote on the note before leaving
>You lean over to the self-made coffee table and start scribbling down in your barely readable writing.

"So I guess this is it.
I've told you I wasn't gay, I've told you that your word hurt. But they won't anymore. It's okay. Looking back I have nothing I will miss.

I'm going to a better place mother. When you find this (if you care enough) I'll be already far far away. You should have respected me, loved me, be there for me. But you weren't. Ever. You never showed support. I worked my ass off to where I am. You never thanked me for what I've done for you. It's whatever though. I'll be going now. Oh yeah, I figured out my father was the guy from the soup advertisement. Found a picture of him in your night desk.

-Anonymous"

>An overwhelming feel of happiness overcame you as you finished signing it.
>You shed a tear as yu looked down onto the paper
>It's time.
>You get up on the carefully placed chair
>You stare through the rope's sling that would be soon around your neck
>Through it you made out your waifu waiting for you with tears in her eyes
>You peeked your head through the sling and closed your eyes
>This was it
>Finally this is your moment of being free
>You step forward, off the chair and the sling tightened around your neck
>It hurt as the rope cut into your skin slightly, but it was worth it
>You didn't struggled and slowly your vision blurred out into a white
>This was the beginning of your longest journey yet
>As the white faded you look around you
>Wait, this isnt equestria.
>Motherfucker
>You find yourself surrounded by many virgin hot chicks that wrapped their hot bodies around your waist
>Your body shudders at the normal fags with the words echo in your head
>no hooves
>DarthVaderNooo.jpg

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>>27989760
Kek at that ending

>>27985217
>Leave a note on computer monitor
"It's okay, I found happiness."

>>27985217
My dear family,
This might be sudden but I'm leaving.
Please don't worry, I'm alive and well but we won't see each other ever again.
I am sorry for everything that has happened.
Perhaps my disappearance might worry you, some of you might even be sad but in the end it is for the best.
You deserve happiness.
I've brought all of you nothing but sadness, I always dragged you down and I appologize for that sincerly.
Your life will be better without me.
I hope all of you stay healthy and continue to pursue your dreams.

Please tell my friends that I wish them all the best. I've never really shown it but I'm proud, honored and thankful that I could call them friends, something I did not derserve.

Farewell.