Ponk is a very lewd pony.

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Ponk is beautiful, I wish I could french kiss her anus daily

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>>27973957
>6500x4500

>>27973959
Sup Australia

>>27973966
Fuck off ya pesky cunt.

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>>27973967
How does it feel that even a beaner has better internet than you?

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>>27973990
yea k

>>27974005
Then why do you complain about the fucking size you you DOUBLE NIGGER

>>27974010
Because I have to wait like 8 seconds

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>>27974021
I have to wait like 20 seconds.
Are you sure you are 18? back in my day young one, we used 56k modems to download our porn and it took around 25 mins to download a single jpeg file. Fucking youngsters.

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>>27974039
>we used 56k modems to download our porn and it took around 25 mins to download a single jpeg file
how's it like pretending on the internet to be older than you actually are

>>27974005
Your local network is not the internet.

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>>27973951
Agreed

>>27974361
Nice Sorites paradox, kid

>>27973966
>>27973967
>>27973990
>>27974010
>>>/pol/

>>27975515
The point is it's useless to measure the connection speed between you and a server in your area or even city, when the majority of servers you access are elsewhere in the world.

>>27973951
Twilight seems to like it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1HTyp2HkCA

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>>27973951
but she's too innocent
Ponka is not for sexual

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>>27976671
Is she for sexual now?

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hi anon

It is my dream to fuck Pinkie

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>>27973951
Indeed she is

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The fan art can be quite appealing, but I don't see anything sexy on the actual show

>>27974316
>Pretending
These youngsters, I swear.

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>>27973951
Ponka is NOT for sexual.

>>27978559
shes literally the most innocent poneroni. even if the writers made genitalia canon and had many characters fuck wildly in the background, Pinkie would still not be for sexual

>>27979873
But what if an Anon tried. Introduced her slowly to the idea, until by the close of the day all she wants is that sweet Anon D.

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>>27979873
Clam down nightly Pinkie Pie thread.

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>>27980309
LMAO some VR fag has a pony pic now.

>>27974369
>spike
>eyeing that cotton candy coin slot
you anons make the funniest and lewd stills

>>27978171
and nobodies gonna stop him, hes gotta find equestria and become king of the pussy!

animu reference btw

>>27980352
There are some of those, that's why there is a comic where she shows Spike her vag, and a bit of pics of her fucking with Spike.

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>>27979873
I want to have some intense snuggling action with her

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BUMP

>>27979850
>>27979873
Horseshit, she's totally the kind who would love to regularly have sex for fun yet never have a serious relationship.

That said, there's literally nothing wrong with that.

>>27978868
Son, even factoring in the improvements in compression technology it would have taken you only about 5 minutes per Megabyte of data. Either you're exaggerating or you're lying, take your pic, but you're wrong either way.

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>>27973951
Ponk for more lewd ponk gif

Oy vey a shameful thread shut it down

Also ponkfags who bumped this thread will be shamed:
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>>27973957

Also retarded op for starting this shit:
>>27973951

>>27973951

This thread is shit and you should feel like shit for making it.

>>27977676
OK that image scared me for a bit

>>27983872
Me too

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>>27982564 Le bump
You seem mad.

>>27982288
wow, a rare picture that actually has a decent mechanism for pones to use human weapons. Mouth guns are still best.

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>>27982564
Delusion won't stop.

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>>27982564

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>>27982332
>You will never have an one night stand with Ponkie

>>27986340
No... I will not... I will have an EVERY night with her instead!

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>>27986340
Why live?

>>27973951
I bet she does all the fetishes. Just like Cadance.

Why are pink ponies the lewdest?

>>27987203
They are the greatest sluts in Equestria.

>>27973951
Yes she is

>>27987215
"Go upstairs twilight it's time for bed. I must gobble your big bros dong"

>>27988999
checked and kek'd

"But i'm tired of him calling me"

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Ponk is for sweaty funny sex, and then hugs
She's the one pony who would say yes every time you asks for a blowjob. And she would swallow, every time.

>>27986340
>>27986386
>ywn kiss the party balloons on her cheeks and tongue-kiss her ponut
>swn bounce up and down on your penor, letting out what sounds like Pinkies unmistakable laugh but mixed with sexual moans
>ywn cuddle afterwords, catching your breath from the wild sex
Just kill me phampai

>>27989414
>>27989382
>>27986386
>>27985979
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>>27985535
FUCKING SHITPOSTERS
didn't i tell you fags to shut it down? Stop trolling

>>27987215
>lewd
>slut
inverse proportionality

>>27989414
Keep ripping and tearing, ponks.

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>>27989382
I would kill for a happy blowjob

>>27990387
NEVER! The power of Ponk compels us!

>>27973951
Objectively worst horse

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>>27991681

Pinkie is just so sweet

The kind of gf who would be sensitive to sensual needs of her bf

>>27992323
She acts all hyperactive and happy-go-lucky, but underneath she's just a really sweet, gentle and caring poner

Big bump

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>>27990493
Deny it all you want.

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>>27982564
>that one retard who responds to everyone in the thread

>>27986340
>Like many of Pinkie Pie’s weekend parties, the alcohol fueled excitement of loud music and reckless dancing drew to a long winded close
>For a few ponies, the thought of mustering the effort of a walk home was too much, and decided that the floor of Sugarcube corner would fair more comfortable
>The floor was a sty, and Pinkie couldn’t bear the thought of having to spend all of next morning making the place spotless again
>With a head that weighs a ton
>Suddenly, you're awoken
>Your head is spinning a thousand miles an hour
>From what you remember, it was an unforgettable evening, but you had gotten yourself into a state far too quickly
>The last thing you wanted to do was spew your stomach contents in front of the ponies you had not long met
>You were a little afraid this would leave a bad impression
>You politely excused yourself early on to take care of business around a toilet seat, and not a pony’s lap
>You check the clock
>3:42AM
>your headache is bad, but the dizziness is wearing off
>You try to rest, but the noise of rummaging downstairs is putting you off
>Plus, being shirtless and having lost the cover in the dark leaves you chilly
>Probably for the better
>Trying to focus on falling asleep is making you feel worse
>You try to gather your head, then you realize
>A bed cover?

>>27993627
>You’re in Pinkie Pies bed
>Shit, that’s not good
>Go to a party, get drunk on everyone’s drinks, then excuse yourself and pass out in the host’s bedroom?
>Boy, what an ass
>Maybe you should just gather your things and stumble home
>At the very worst, you’ll either get robbed or gently raped
>Everypony went home right?
>Except for Berry punch and the flower ponies of course, who look like they’re competing to be Sugarcube Furniture
>You start to worry about what else you might have done that night
>Hopefully nothing embarrassing
>You lean up from the sheets and hang your legs over the bed
>the noises from downstairs have stopped
>You place your head in your hands, wait
>you feel something
>It’s very dark
>Two forelegs emerge under your arms, stroking your stomach
>So soft
>Your head is pounding with the might of a freight train, and feeling of thirst is starting to take hold on you
>the stroking feels so nice, sending luxurious goosbumps up your back
>What’s happening? Is that?
>The stroking continues, the body of soft, slidy fur covers your back
>You feel bunches of curly hair tickle past your right ear, followed by a soft, delicate kiss on the side of your neck
>And another
>The petite kisses leave damp patches on the side of your neck, the feeling sends shivers of adrenaline up your body

Continue?

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>>27990387
>>27991681

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>>27993639
Please do.

>>27993639
PLEASE

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>>27993639
Yes

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>>27979873
>>pepperoni

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Tfw if Ponk was real and you were with her you would hit her, just like your Father did with your mother

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>>27993957
Boi.

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>>27994100
Everybody says I am his copy. And they are right.
I have tried to change, but I can't.

>>27973966
I want some bants, Australia

>>27993639
come on it's been three hours

>>27993957
She's an earth pony, so if it's any consolation you'd only hit her once.

>>27996099
Don't be silly anon, she isn't the strong kind of Earth pony.
AJ isn't strong, she has that "green hoof" power only. She can grow trees in seconds.
Big Mac can,t do that, but he has his super strength to make up for it.
And Ponk has her 4th wall breaking and cartoony antics as special power, no super strength.

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>Ol Dirty Ponka

http://youtu.be/NVGI6mhfJyA

>>27996133
>AJ isn't strong
[citation needed]

>>27996356
Rarity kicked her ass once.
And even if you get strict, Ponk wasn't able to move the huge thing used to prepare the land still (which I am too lazy to google the name of), proving she is a weakling.

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>>27996366
>Ponk wasn't able to move the huge thing used to prepare the land still
She was trying to push a thing that was designed to be pulled because she doesn't know shit about agriculture.

Do you guys think Pinkie Pie could be real?

>>27996521
My mother is a Pinkie Pie.
She cooks well, loves to party, loves sugar, has spongy hair, dances well, loves to make friends, is super fucking hyper active (but obviously, Ponk is a cartoon, so it is exaggerated), rushes to do shit without thinking. Everybody likes her. You would love to meet her.
I hate her. But that's another business.

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>>27996472
If she was as strong as you claim, she would have still moved it despite that. But whatever.

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>>27996549
I'm claiming that, as an earth pony, she's almost certainly stronger than an average unicorn or pegasus (in the manner of pic related), and that, as a hooved quadruped, she could easily do some grievous bodily harm to somebody who gave her a reason to.

>>27996646
I'll rise you two points.
>Size
Horses aren't strong per se, they are just strong because of their immense weight, which ponies lack.
>No training of any kind
She doesn't know how to fucking fight.

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>>27987203
>>27987215

>>27996646
Pinkie is the kind of pony who would be shocked that you hit her, keep it to herself, and slowly start to wonder what it was that she did to make you so mad at her. She would probably soon start blaming herself after you said "you made me do this!" Because, after all, she wants to make others happy.

And if you aren't happy, and are in fact so unhappy that you hit her, then to her, it would be because she didn't do something right.

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Lewd Ponk Pone is best pone.

>>27996781
>tfw no ponkadonk, candyass, and bitchfilly foursome

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Lewd ponk? BUTT why?

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>mfw never have swimming lessons with ponk.

Suffering.

>>27996542

To be fair I always assume that every anon has at least some reason to hate their parents since they fucked up their parenting enough for their kid to wind up in a place like this.

>>27999569
I think it was all the lead in the air from dads reloading tools.

>>27999576

>TFW your parents were typical suburban liberals
>tfw you will never inherit any prized guns that have been passed down through your family for generations
>TFW having to start a collection all on your own with no one but /k/ to teach you what you're doing

I wish my dad had reloading equipment to give me lead poisoning.

>>27993639
More please

>>27999569
She didn't fuck up in much, except one thing.
She didn't knew my Father was also schizophrenic, so I inherited it.
Other than that, my sister is a successful coding engineer facebooker.

>>28001126
>successful [...]facebooker

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>>28002233
4chan has affected you, buddy.
That "facebooker" has paid for all our needs so far.
Sure, here basement dwelling ways are praised and encouraged, but those don't pay the fucking bills, champ.

Bumpy

>>28002617
What the hell does a coding engineer facebooker?

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>>28002759
I think I fucked up with a come there, she is a facebooker normie, but her work is to code and program.
Hope that is clear now.

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>>28002781
>female coders

>>28003816
Yeah whatever you say, faggot. I doubt they pay her for coding garbage.

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>>28003851
pft, yeah, whatever you say, faggot.