Nightly Scilight Thread #112

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I want my r9klight

>>27972381
>"Y-you're really good at *mmmf* brushing hairs..."
>"You should *unf* consider not doing this in public."
>"....B-beacuse *hah* it would be lewd~"

>>27972381
>"Wanna go to the sauna Twilight?"

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>>27972741
Forgot pic

>>27972749
I wouldn't allow marxists in my sauna.

>>27972381
Is it too late to get into this thread?

>>27972912
not really we are always welcome to new readers and writers

>>27972912
Not if you like cuck and lesbians friend!

>>27972912
ignore >>27973281
this thread isnt about cucking

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Needs /pol/light
>"Hey Anon, look at these charts!"

>>27973389
/pol/light actually seems fun

"Twilight we need to find out what is causing this magic in the everfree forest"
>"I think I have a idea"
"Twilight... Dont say it..."
>"IT WAS THE JEWS"

>>27973446
>It turns out to be an actual jewish conspiracy
>Everyone collectively groans as /pol/light is right once again

>>27973479
>Twilight says racist comments all the time in class
>never gets in trouble for it because she has enough dirt on the principals, and all teachers to get them thrown in prison

>>27973281
Hey, that's my dank meme, buddy.
Besides, what you said doesn't make sense.

>>27973389
/pol/light would make /nst/ great again.

>>27973446
I swear I had seen a video where they put Tara doing Princess Clara's voice over clips of Twilight, including the stuff about Jews poisoning the wells and now I am sorely tempted to stay up stupidly late trying to find just that clip.

>>27972381
>Twilight startled the Witch!

>>27973561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SYcAw__nDQ

That's the only thing I could find that fits your descriptions

>>27973561
I think that one got taken down

Is sugarlightback yet?

>>27973657
I remember Dot said that they will have something new soon

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>>27972455
NEVER EVER
E
V
E
R

E
V
E
R

>>27973479
Of all the tragic words of tongue or pen
The saddest are these
/pol/ was right again.

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We all need a precious nerd who's probably secretly depressed in our lives.

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>>27973746
How could she be depressed when she has such a good dykefriend?

>>27973746
We really do
Everyone I know has had a really bad day today for different reasons
We all need a twilight

>>27973758
>Even the dykeposter wants to be called a cuck.
This meme was a mistake.

>>27973746
I want to neck myself, anon, I don't think that relationship would be very healty.

>>27973389
>/pol/es claim to question everything
>>27973446
>kabbalah magic, which the Jews copied from the ancient Egyptian who were White
>>27973499
>scientifically correct comments
ftfy :^)
>>27973618
>hell
I've found articles of people trying to explain souls with quantum physics
>>27973561
what other roles did she speak?

>>27972381
I haven't been here in forever, but is that kinda fucked up twi/sugarcoat story still going?

>>27974331
You mean Sugarlight?
I've never read it. How fucked up is it?

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>>27973710
Every thread you fags make until xe/xir comes back and finishes it.

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>>27974738
>Every thread you fags make
What did he mean by this?

>>27974139
>what other roles did she speak?

She has done a long list
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0152839/
but I haven't looked for other redubbings or whatever we want to call them, looking at the list I have no clue how many would even match up partially as she voices so many characters overall and often times multiple in the same series.

>>27973618
>>27973629
Yeah, there was definitely a more extreme video than this or at least notably longer.

Well, I appear to have been sleep-x-ing. I didn't piss all over everything or burn the house down and despite my inability to be creative I seem to have found a note book and a green pen and written ALL the green out of the pen.

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>>27972381
Prompt:
>Twilight is bullied 24/7 and there is no one who can help her. Rape can happen.

>>27975290
He called me gay

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>>27975697
>He called me gay
Which you are. Or that was the other OP? Pretty confusing.

>>27975697
because you are
>using trips outside posting content

>>27974726
I haven't read it in a while, but I remember scilight getting off to getting bullied or some shit like that. Not that fucked up, but I think I remember a couple times where she tried to keep pushing it past minor physical injury.
Just reminded me a little of an ex who kept asking me to hurt her more and more and it kept breaking my heart.

>>27976463
Oops, wrong webm, oh well.

>>27976463
>>27976505
Jesus christ from the "happy webm" and the "disneyland surprise" I expected a girl to be woken up and surprised that she is going there
not that she is dead

>>27976743
The entire trailer was full of boner fuel. I can't wait for the real thing to come out.

>>27977458
nice try topcunt

>>27976445
>getting off to being bullied by cute girls
I think I'll like this story.

>>27977617
http://pastebin.com/GYyXD9md
here you go anon

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Hello, NST.

>>27975736
JoJo is distinct from nstOP

>>27977919
that is amazing

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>>27977919
>tfw have a pony mod for that game
>tfw fighting space-wars with cartoon horses

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Can I join your club?

>>27978682
Of course, nerdgirl!

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>>27978572
Had an extremely mineral-starved start because muh rng gods, but it's slowly happening.

>>27978767
>>27978572
>>27977919

W-what game is this?

I want to play as Space Twixie faction

>>27978776
Stellaris senpai

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>>27978698
No one in this place gets me...

>>27978813
want to play DandD with me

>>27978813
I get you, Twilight. I get you.

>>27978813
What happened to your nose?

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>>27978767
>A physicist, a space pirate, and two dyke cops walk into a bar...

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Hmm...

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>>27979568
Out of curiosity, I didn't "endorse" anyone and just let the denizens of HST pick a random leader (notice the undiminished Influence pool).

Democracy has spoken.

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>anime club leader and an autistic yu-gi-oh nerd
>K I S S I N G

>>27979670
MAKE HST GREAT AGAIN

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>>27979670

May 5th, 2243.

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>>27979881
And thus begins a new era. The next election is in 40 years.

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>>27979903
....oh no!

>>27979923
Man, for being a space age civilization they sure have average life expectancies. Either that or Hillarity gave them a "brand new" spaceship as a gift.

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>>27979923
And here's the next pool. I was really hoping to use Shimmy Sanders' research boost to finish the next weapon tech. Oh well.

The current state of HST is looking grim militarily. To our distant northeast lies xenophobic slavers that hate our guts, because we're good buddies with their rival to our east. Thankfully, they are far enough away that we'll have plenty of warnings once they decide to invade.

To our direct south is a spiritualist oligarchy (basically a jihadist kingdom) that can't wait to invade us and enslave our lavender waifus. Our standing with them is low enough that they might declare war on us rather soon.

Economically, we're doing somewhat better but not by much. Roughly 1/3 of our planets are freshly colonized and contribute nothing to HST. We need to build infrastructure and bump up their population, but that requires a staggering amount of minerals to achieve and energy to fuel it all.

Whom will it be, o wise citizens?

>Be reading Sugarlight
>Really into it
>Get to the bottom
>Cliffhanger
>"As I've recently converted to Christianity, this sinful green is never to be finished :^)"

DOT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
YOU FUCKING CUNT
FINISH THIS GOD DAMN GREEN
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
THIS IS FUCKED
YOU'RE FUCKED IN THE HEAD
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>27980038
Fleet expansion seems to be what we need but we also need resources so I would say Jeb.
If the resources can wait then The Trap who is surely going to get killed by Hillarity so it doesn't matters.

>>27980038
For those who don't know: BBSA's energy credit bonus is a flat boost to your global energy income, while other agendas are only useful if you're planning on spending minerals for the listed items. +10% is actually a pretty solid agenda since everything in this game uses energy for upkeep.

>>27980130
Ok, then. Let's go with BBSA instead.
I am:>>27980096

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Why is scitwi such a cutie?

>>27980221
purple
nerdy

>>27980237
>o-oh no! she's meeting all of my standards!

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In a record-low voter turnout, Twilights everywhere (well, mostly from the Council space) chose BBSA as their next ruler for 40 years.

A frustrated Hillrarity supporter was seen shouting "INDIGO DINDU NUFFIN" during the inauguration ceremony, but was swiftly gunned down by a squad of Sapphire Saviors.

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>>27980394
>mfw I started the ____ SAVIOR meme all those threads ago

>>27980394
Just so we know, hor old is BBSA exactly, wouldn't want him to die like the others.
Also Trumplight was pretty hot for being in her 70s.

>>27980491
BBSA is currently 70.

>>27980502
Well, fuck.

>>27980502
Do you have some kind of Golden Throne thing to keep him alive?

>>27980048
he just bumps that down after every update

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It seems that the first generation of HST leaders are steadily dying off. Rest in peace, turtle guy.

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>>27980631
A fitting replacement, I think.

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Since we posting Stellaris, here's the first instance of humans and poners coexisting on the same planet A planet that belonged to their empire, hence the lack of a creative name for those who care

>>27980917
FUCK OFF MEI
I'M TRIGGERED

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>>27980977
build wall

>>27980419
And what a dank meme it's been.

AZURE WIZARD FOR LYFE

>>27981559
>>27981565
>twilight mostly hanging out with sunset
/NST/'s meme magic is strong

>>27981559
>>27981565
I fear her character is turning into regular Twilight.

>>27981848
She will still be nerdy

>>27980655
So how's the HST empire going?

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>>27981565
>>27981559
Holy fuck those thighs

>>27981313
Trixie is the Lapis lazuli saviour.

>>27982781
Trixie has a dixie

>>27982788
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>27982788
Looks like that Trixie girl is at it again

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>>27976296

>>27981565
my dick is ready for those hips

>>27984171
who's?
sunset's or twi's or both

>>27984199
leaning more towards scilight, but a shim is fine too

>>27985186
I want to worship Midnight as the one true goddess

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I remade some oc that I made a while back

Give us boringlight jefff

>>27972381
>twilight startled the witch!

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>>27986195
NEVER EVER
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E
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E
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>>27986556
Jeff? JEFF! JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!

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>>27986624
>tfw still waiting for the unofficial Traplight lewd
B L U E B A L L E D

>>27980048
You wanted me to choke on a glass of water m8?

I'll get to it after I finish the next Bullylight update. I'm very slow, you see.

>>27986753
Wow, I want a Big Dick! Where can I get one?

>>27987206
Hi Dot

>>27987364
You just have to travel back in time to 1918!

>>27972381
Not really a prompt but a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pcm5M-KWQnM
If you get inspired, write it.

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Suddendly, I am glad this is an anonymous site.
Fresh OC. Feel free to bully.

>>27988273
do you waifu EqG

>>27988432
_No.

>>27988514
Does anyone here waifu EqG

>>27988579
I used to

>>27988579
I do. I dream of a harem with all our beloved writefags, headed by EqGWF.

>>27988579
I do, in a not sexual kind of way.

>>27988579
I waifu other writefags from this thread.

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Who /Mangoteam/ here?
>Blond.
>Funny.
>Alcoholic.
>Probably likes to cuddle.
He is the dream of every anon.

>>27988579
>>27988708

I used to as well

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>>27988780
>someone saved my picture

>>27988745
Who?

>>27988800
Well, you delivered. That was the least I could do. I was actually thinking about putting it in a small frame.
Nice full house.

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>>27988579
I used to, but my therapist said that behavior wasn't healthy, so I've been trying to cut down on that.

>>27987577
Oh hai anon.

>>27988809
The one known as Mr. President.

>>27988834
I actually really like your draws. You should keep making draws

>>27988780
>how Leif Erikson "colonized" the Philippines

>>27988780
he also eats donuts in the bathtub

>>27988834
>I used to
W-wait. People unironically waifu writefags ITT?

>>27989036
I am pretty sure Dot was joking there but people unironally waifued writefags here

>>27988099
Starlight's hair looks like it would taste good, something about the green dashed into the purple

>>27989032
I am a man of simple taste, and I know how to appreciate life's smallest luxuries.

>>27989079
A man with refined taste.
now
NEET Luna or Butters plz

>>27988834

>>27989002
this the drawings are really cool

>>27989036
It's only natural, nonny.

>>27988834
>twis sleeping
Aww

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Is there a consensus?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10836429

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>>27989658
you forgot loose hair and messy ponytail

>>27989683
Yeah, but I just want to know if people are okay with SciTwi's hairstyle change. I wouldn't have pony Twilight any other way than loose hair

>>27989765
its just hair I am sure most of us are ok with it
although I really liked the bun

>>27989658
I'm loyal to the bun

>>27991248
Bun is love Bun is life

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IT'S TIME, /NST/! TIME TO SET THIS STRAIGHT!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10839122

>>27991658
If all immigrants were cute magical girls with huge cocks that liked to share the love with everyone, I still wouldn't want them pouring into my country. Do it legally or don't do it at all.

>>27991704
>be tortured to death in a cartel-controlled state (chihuahua)
or
>get shot to death by marines who mistakenly thought you were a cartel member
or
>jump the fence and live in abject poverty

Idk man, they're all terrible choices.

>>27991658
oh boy
Writefag: Civil War when

>>27991745
Here's the thing though.

Fuck them.

A nation's first duty should be to its own citizens. We have people starving to death on our streets. We have soldiers who risked their lives to keep us safe coming home and getting no help. We have people tearing this country apart with their imaginary non-issues. These should be our primary focus, not some asshole thinking he's entitled to invade a sovereign nation because he has it tough.

>>27991771
TEAM CAP

>>27991779
Trumplight pls

>>27991789
You know, the one good thing about 4chan's obsession with Trump is that they memed him to the top of the race and they're going to meme him into the oval office. I'd rather some pancaking psycho with good intentions be in the white house than a treasonous, lying, selfish, genuinely evil person like Hillary.

>>27991807
>Hillary
Oh, believe me, anon, if she ever gets to the oval office illegal immigration will be the least of the U.S. of A. problems.

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>>27991807
Ain't that the truth

ASSANGE: "Any DNC staffer could be the leaker... Like the one killed last week"

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Man-Shot-Killed-in-Northwest-DC-386316391.html

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>>27991854
Remember how they screamed "ASSANGE HAS BLOOD ON HIS HANDS?" Remember how it turned out to be a bag of hot air and lies fabricated by the state department?

Now look at who has actual blood on their hands -- and it's not Assange.

If anything, he's the man who made America great again, by exposing truths and publicizing documents.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10839122
There can only be one.
"Pokemon GO? More like Pokemon Go to the polls!"

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So is the Shimmer thead finally dead, again?

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>>27992365
that sucks
feel free to post sunny any time here

>>27992172
It looks like we're coming to the consensus that we love our writefags equally.

>>27992529
I wouldn't say that, there are still 7 writefu's without a single vote.

>>27992568
lack of people voting
still I like all writefags except Jeff because boringlight isnt finished

>>27992583
This is a voting about who would you like to put your penis into, (or cuddle with) anon.
Just think of that blonde hair or the free booze.
I love them equally as writing individuals but there can only be one best writefu.
I should have made a chart about what benefits the different writefriends have but I would be biased towards Jeff.

>>27992647
>This is a voting about who would you like to put your penis into
I understood it to be whose green you liked more.

>>27992662
Hehe, that's funny.
Who did you choose btw?

>>27991807
This will pacify the people.
The best thing we can have is the majority voting for him, and him losing. They're getting fed up by the terroristic BLM and a prsident lieing by ommission, so what could be better than a proper patrol and patriot scene?

I bet ponies are into patroling. Our horses do that in real life.

>>27992895
>ponytail
>with bangs
Ffffffffuck 10/10 best hairstyle.

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Too bad Shadbase has never done any drawings of EqG.

>>27993314
Pretty sure he has

>>27993330
I remember only one with Sunset but he puts his shit taste into fucking everything.
And I don't mean the cocks, I actually enjoy them since I am into traps but the piercings and 2 tons of tatoos. It drives me fucking crazy.

>>27991658
>>27992172
>Lewd Vortex

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Last time, on Twilight Emancipation Agency:

>Twilight peaces the fuck out of Minuette's chambers!
>Trenderhoof, being a massive asshole, creeps on his own cousin and then straight-up attacks her.
>Flash, on the other hand, is not a massive asshole. He comes to Twilight's rescue.
>The castle goes on a full-scale alert, and eurpts into a hail of arrow and lead.
>Plot armor fails! Twilight is skewered onto her saddle by an arrow, while Flash gets shot.

>Have we started the dykeshit?
>"No, but the fire rises."

Now back to the show.

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>>27993565
>It begins drizzling once they make it to Twilight's cottage.
>Reining the mount to a clumsy stop, Flash rolls off of the saddle and flops onto moistening dirt ground.
>Ignoring the burning pain down his arm, he pulls himself up, gently shaking Twilight.
>"Twilight!"
>Twilight's eyes open slowly, taking in the surroundings.
"F-Flash? Where are we? Where's Minuette—"
>Her eyes grow wide at the sight of an arrow sticking out of her thigh.
>"Twilight, listen to me," says Flash, holding onto Twilight's hand. "The arrowhead went through cleanly, but it's lodged against the saddle. I need to push it through to get you out."
>Flash gently breaks off the arrow shaft. Twilight winces and cries as the shaft lodged in her thigh moves around.
>She breathes heavily to calm herself as Flash begins shaving off splinters from the broken end of the shaft.
>"Ready?"
>Twilight nods.
"Just make it quick— AAAAAHHHGH!!"
>She screams as Flash lifts her up and out from the saddle, grunting. His sleeves redden as his wounds reopen under the strain.

>Gently putting Twilight down on the ground, Flash groans.
>"I'm *definitely* going to feel that in the morning."

>"If you survive through this, that is," an armor-clad green figure intones.

>Twilight's ears perk up.
"S-Sir Anonymous?"

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>>27993578
>Anonymous stands alert, his hands hovering near the scabbard of his longsword.
>A lightning strike weaves and webs through the sky behind him.
>The sky begins to pour.

>"A-Anon?" Flash says, startled. "What are you doing here?"

>Anon clenches his jaw, his expression unreadable.
>"By the order of Lord Trenderhoof," he says, slowly drawing his sword, "you are hereby under arrest."
"What??"

>Flash hobbles onto his feet, drawing his knife.
>"So, it was YOU who ratted us out," he snarls, gritting his teeth.
>A pained look spreads across Anon's face.

>"I had orders to keep an eye on you," his voice falters a bit. "Trender may not be the most honorable man, but I'm bound by my oath to obey his will."
>He shifts to his side, observing Flash carefully.
>"You're wounded," Anon observes.

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>>27993601
>"Yeah," Flash bites back. "It wouldn't be a fair fight otherwise, old friend."
>The tip of Anon's sword droops briefly.
>"Yield. There's no honor in this fight. It's your friend that Trenderhoof is after. Hand over Twilight, and—"
>Anon swings sideways, swatting away a pair of shurikens.
>"And live out my life in shame?" Flash shouts. "I'd rather die by my honor than mindlessly adhere to a hollow oath!"

>Anon spreads his feet apart, shoulder-width.
>"Then you've left me with no choice," he mutters.
>Flash sways as he adopts his fighting stance. Sweat runs down his face, intermingled with rain.
>"Twilight," he whispers. "You mentioned you had some help you could call on."
>Twilight, drunk on disbelief and loss of blood, snaps out of her stupor.
"Y-yeah. Sunny."
>Flash grits his teeth.
>"Summon her. Run to her. Whatever you do, promise me you'll stay safe."
>Twilight nods grimly, standing up.
"I promise."
>She rushes inside her cottage.

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>>27993611
>Grasping at the device, Twilight tries desperately to stay focused.
>So much pain.
>SO sleepy.
>Twilight slaps herself awake, then punches lightly at her thigh where the arrow had struck.
"GAAAH!"
>Much better.

>Holding the device close to her lips, she tries to remember how she had operated it the night before.
>Spin this thing and flip the contact? Or was it flip the contact and *then* spin the thing?
>Outside, a creepily recognizable clang of steel colliding on steel echoes out.
>Then another.
>Then another.
>Twilight panics, cursing herself.
"Come ON, you dolt!"
>Flash was going to die because of her.
>Her dearest friend.
>He was going to die because she couldn't remember how to turn a damn crank.
>Her dearest friend—

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>>27993637
>"[ Hello? is that you, Twilight? ]"
>The device comes to life, uttering a familiar voice.
"Sunset!"
>"[ Hey! Nice to hear from you again— ]"
"Sunny, it's an emergency. I'm in trouble."
>"[ Oh, no. What happened? ]"
"Lord Trenderhoof, he… He found out. Flash is in trouble. I think Minuette is hurt—"
>"[ Whoa whoa whoa, ]" Sunset interrupts. "[ One thing at a time, Twi. Stay calm. What can I do? ]"
>Tears begin pouring down Twilight's eyes.
"Please send help."
>"[ Stay put, ]" Sunset utters, her voice monotone. Something on her end comes to life with a low electrical hum.
>"[ I'm coming for you. ]"

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>>27993641
>Outside, the two knights continue to exchange blows.
>Flash Sentry swings high and low, leaving nasty lacerations on Anon's torso.
>"Ahh!"
>Anon cries in pain, falling onto his knees.

>Flash staggers backward, already bleeding in several places.
>He chuckles, his voice raspy and gurgling with blood.
"Heh heh, you're… you're pretty good."

>Anon smirks, wiping the trail of blood from his mouth.
>"Likewise."
>Anon rises again. Flash doesn't.
>The green knight approaches the sapphire-eyed would-be-savior.
>"Yield, I beg of you. Your strength is waning, and I may be able to arrange favorable terms for you."
>Flash shakes his head, spitting out blood.
"C-can't let you do that, buddy."

>Anon frowns.
>"Why? Why waste your life for her? She's your friend, I understand, but she will be treated humanely. No harm will come to her while she stays with Lord Trenderhoof."
>Flash Sentry glares at Anon.
"Do you honestly believe that?"
>Anon says nothing.
>Flash smirks to himself.
"That's what I th-thought."

>>27992172
>36 posters ITT
>dozens more lurking
>only 9 can take the time out of their busy lives to vote

>>27993752
well 14 voted and people just miss posts like that while scrolling through
plus not everyone is on all the time

>>27993752
I see 14 votes.

>>27993752
>>27993772
And the fact that not everyone waifus a writefriend.
>>27993516
It's because you just keep suckin' and suckin'.
I only had nicknames for EQGWF and Jeff so I had to come up with the others based on different things.
>>27993661
Please, don't kill Flash.

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>>27993661
>Twilight bursts out of her cottage, limping and clutching a flintlock close to her chest.
>Anon's head snaps towards her.
>Flash merely grins, holding onto his wounds.

>Twilight aims her flintlock at Anon, her eyes burning with fury and tears.
"What the FUCK have you done to Flash?"
>The muzzle twitches as Twilight struggles to keep herself under control.

>Anon stays rooted on the spot, not moving a muscle.
>The raindrops pelt at Anon's creased and slashed armor, mixing with blood and staining the green knight red.
>"S-sup Twi," says Flash. "I'd get up, but I'm kinda busy bleeding out."
>Twilight edges towards Flash, keeping her flintlock aimed at the green knight.

>"Twilight," Anon speaks. "Your friend is gravely injured. I can help him. Turn yourself in, and—"
"SHUT UP."
>Twilight kneels into the bloodied mud behind Flash, propping him up in her arms.
>"A-ah! Easy," Flash moans, shivering. "Wow, it's g-getting cold…"
"No. Nonono. Don't pass out. Stay with me."
>Twilight takes off her cloak, wrapping it around Flash.

>"Lady Twilight," Anon begins to speak again, dropping his sword and approaching her.
"I said SHUT UP!"
>Twilight screams, aiming at the knight again.

>>27993871
>Please, don't kill Flash.
I'll take "Words I never thought I would see on /mlp/" for 200, family.

>>27993772
>>27993774
>14 votes
My page stopped updating. Guess I'll have to refresh it from now on.

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>>27993916
"H-how… How could you??? Trender tells you to hurt your friend, and you just go ahead and do it??"
>"I had sworn an oath!" Anon protests.

"FUCK YOUR OATH!"
>Tears begin streaming down Twilight's face.
"How dare you! How dare you!"
>Twilight breaks down into wracking sobs as she drops her flintlock with a splash.
>Her hair is a mess of rain and sweat. Her spectacle begins fogging up.
>She clutches at the rapidly paling and shivering friend.

>Anon looks on.
>His chin flutters for a brief moment.
>A distinctive drop of water runs down his weathered face.

>>27993925
It's just that nohooves writes the character in a way I love.
And I don't really hate the movie Flash, he seems like a cool guy. It's not his problem that the horse princess wants the dick. As long as he stays far from Scilight it will be okay.

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>>27993977
>"Hmmm? What is this?"
>A ragged figure makes himself visible, flanked by armed castle guards.
>One of his arms is distinctively shorter than the other, ending in a bandaged stump.
>He smirks, drawing a glinting piece of steel from under his tattered royal cloak.
>"Sir Anonymous, tsk tsk!"
>He points at the green knight with his knife.
>"I specifically ordered you to take no prisoners, and yet, I see both of them staring at me with terrified eyes!"
>Trenderhoof steps forward, followed by a large formation of spears and glinting armor.
>"Tell me," Trenderhoof intones, staring at his own knife with amusement. "Do I have yet another traitor amidst my ranks?"

>"Lord Trenderhoof," Anon steps forward, "I was just trying to convince—"
>"Nah, no words. No coercions. We're kinda past that point now."
>Trenderhoof chuckles at his own words.

"Trender!"
>"Ahhh, my darling fiancee! Trying to beg for mercy? Let me guess, you'd come with me in exchange for Flash's life?"
>Twilight glares at him, saying nothing.
>"Ohhh, tell me. What about Sir Anon? Are you gonna leave him to his fate? I mean, he damn near killed that fucking friend of yours!"

>>27994006
>Twilight's voice falters a little.
"Any friend of Flash's is also my friend. Let them both go, and…"
>Twilight looks away, resigning herself to her fate.
"…and I'll come with you. I'll surrender"

>"Oh, what an angel!"
>Trenderhoof puts his knifed hand over his chest, feigning heartache.
>"He's practically slit the throat of her dearest friend, and she's still willing to forgive! What an angel!"
>Anon narrows his eyes.
>"M'lord, they're injured. They're harmless. Shouldn't we—"
>"Silence, traitor!" Trenderhoof barks.
>Anon turns to face him, his feet apart and shoulders relaxed.

>A bemused smile spread across Trenderhoof's face.
>"Ohh? What's this?"
>He fingers at the pommel of his blade, his motion unnecessarily erotic.
>"You would dare strike your master?"

>Anon says nothing, keeping his stance.
>The roaring sound of rain intensifies.

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>>27994054
"Wait, Minuette…"
>Twilight howls at Trender.
"What have you done to Minuette??"
>Trender chuckles.
>"Well, let's just say that our house is short one heirless to the throne."
>Twilight's face crumbles, looking far older than she had in the morning.
"Oh no…"
>Trender cackles maniacally, raising his stumped forearm.
>"Can't say the bitch went down easily though! Would've preferred to save her for my private victory celebration tonight, but alas…"
>A sudden venom creeps into his singsong intonation.
>"Nobody fucks with my beautiful body and gets away with it."
>Slowly, he raises his blade, pointing it squarely at the wounded trio.
"Kill them," he whispers.

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>>27994195
>The armorclad formation marches forward, spears at the ready.
>Anon picks up his longsword from the muddy ground.
>Flash slowly reaches for his holster, drawing his own flintlock.
>"T-Twi…" Flash gasps. "This is going to be an awful fight.
"I know."
>"I told you t-to leave… But you c-came back for me."
>The steady slosh of encroaching spearmen grows louder.
>Twilight smiles weakly.
"I've always been bad at following instructions."
>Flash smiles in response, raising his flintlock towards the formation. His aim wavers.
>Twilight grasps Flash's trigger hand with her own, and steadies his aim with the other.
>His hands are ice-cold.
>Another stream of hot tears run down Twilight's face.

>"I'd tell you to run away, but I don't think you'd listen."
"You're right. I won't."
>Flash coughs, spurting a clump of bright red blood.

>"I''ll… *cough* I'll do the aiming. Wanna h-hold me steady?"
>Twilight nods firmly.
"Always."

>>27993641
Just when you need a shimmigrant, they are nowhere to be seen.

>>27994222
>>27994195
>>27994054
>>27994006
>>27993977

You know. I was expecting a sort of lovecraftian story about advanced aliens meddling with people so primitive that they can only understand them as demons from the opening posts.

But you know. This wuxiaish fantasy adventure is really greato.

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>>27994222
>The flintlock belches smoke and sparks, downing one of the guards.
>Anon, as though on cue, steps forward.
>He swings left and right with practiced ease, cleaving the tips off of spears pointed towards him.
>An infuriated guard drops his useless spear and draws his dagger.
>Anon lunges forward and plunges his sword into the guard's gut.
>He withdraws the sword quickly, fending off a new wave of spear jabs.
>Beads of bloodied sweat begins to pour down his face, stinging his eyes.

>Another shot rings out, dropping a guard behind Anon.

>He does a whirling cleave, lopping speartips off of some, limbs off of others.
>He parries the frustrated knife swing off of one guard, then cuts him down diagonally.
>Blood spurts out from all around him, staining the green knight red.
>With a mighty how, he drives his longsword into a charging guard's face.
>Someone thrusts their spear towards Anon, only to be knocked out by another shot.

>Trenderhoof begins shouting orders.
>"You fools! Go after the shooter first!"

>>27994325
>tfw no proper multiverse medieval Twilight dykeshit

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>>27994335
>A large group of guards detaches itself from the bloody melee, charging towards Flash and Twilight.
"Shit!"
>"Twilight!"
>Anon ducks an axe swing, tossing his own longsword up in the air.
>He lands an armored fist squarely into the nose of an axeman, wresting control of the chopping implement.
>In one smooth motion, Anon throws the axe with both hands, cleaving a row of guards as it spins through the ranks.
>Anon recovers his longsword and shouts.
>"Flash! You've got more coming!"

>The remaining guards continue their approach.
"Shitshitshit!"
>Twilight tugs at her holster, trying to draw the spare flintlock.
>Flash reaches over casually, unlatching the button on Twilight's holster.
>"There."
"Thanks."
>Flash draws his own spare, regaining some of his vigor.
>The duo raise their arms simultaneously.

***POW***

>A row of guards fall as four flintlocks belch fire and lead in unison.

>"No time to reload those," Flash whispers. "Help me up."
>Twilight helps him up, trying to keep weight off of her wounded leg.

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>>27994389
>Flash draws two blades and readies himself.
>A guard lunges forward, thrusting his spear.
>Flash sways sideways, dodging it.
>He staggers forward, landing two quick stabs into the guard's vitals.
>The dance continues as Flash sways to and fro drunkenly, making short strikes at vitals.
>Blood begins to spread his sleeves, mostly his own.
>Flash grits his teeth.

>"FLASH!" Anon shouts, driving his longsword into the jaw of an overeager guard. "I can't hold them off much longer! Take Twilight and run! Take her to—"
>A blur of royal cloak interrupts him mid-sentence.
>Trenderhoof, holding his blade reverse-grip, slashes exactly twice at Anon's face.

>"AAAHHH!"
>Anon lets out a blood-curling scream.

>He drops his longsword and collapses onto the muddy ground, covering his eyes.
>Blood begins streaking down his face, mixed with something else.

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>>27994412
"Anon!!"
>Twilight shifts her aim, firing a shot at the crippled scoundrel.
>Trenderhoof drags a guard in front of him. The shot leaves a gaping hole on the guard's chest.

>Trenderhoof stands over him, whipping the unwanted liquid off of his blade.
>"Hmph," he kicks a dying guard aside. "Gotta get my hands dirty to get things done—"
>He looks down, slowly spreading the palm of his hands.
>Or, at least, the palm of the remaining hand.
>Trenderhoof shakes his head at the bandaged stump.
>"Ohh, that's a good one, Trender," he mumbles to himself.

>Flash dispatches the remaining guard, one of his blades lodging itself between the ribs.
>He discards it, apparently too weak to pull it out.
>"What have you done to him," Flash growls, brandishing the remaining blade with both hands.
>"Ah ah ah," Trenderhoof chides him. "Take another step, and your precious friend will lose a finger."
>Anon howls and twists as Trender pries one of his hands off of his face, kneeling on it.
"Trender! STOP! I'll do anything, please—"
>"The bitch took my hand, you see," Trender says, ignoring Twilight. "Cleaved it right off with a swing. What a strong woman she was!"
>He raises the bandaged stump and rotates it around, staring at it like an amused child.
>"No more lute. No more blade juggling. No more poetry—"
>He slams the pommel of his blade down on Anon's head. Something cracks, and Anon stops writhing.
>"You see, Twi, I just want to share the pain. Why should I be the only one to suffer?"

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>>27994428
"You're sick!"
>"Not sick, my dear fiancee. Merely maimed."
>Twilight, realizing that she's out of reloads, throws the flintlock aside in frustration.
>"Ah, the backup's here. Not that they'll do anything particularly useful."
>A smaller squad of guards show up, pointing their spears ready.

>"State your terms," says Flash, biting off each syllable.
>Trender plays with his blade in thought.
>"Hmmm. Well, My fiancee's gotta die, unfortunately."
>The blade stops twirling.
>"As for you, my dear Flash—"
>Trender throws the blade, sending it hurtling through the rainfall.
>The blade disappears into Flash's chest.
>Flash Sentry staggers backward.

"FLASH—"
>"—you're going to be the one to do it!" howls Trender.

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>>27994484
>Trender grabs a spear from one of the guards, then charges forward.
>He swings the blunt end sideways, smashing at Twilight's throat.
"—HURK!"
>He pulls the blade out of Flash's chest and ducks, slashing downward on Twilight's thigh.
"Aaaa…"
>Twilight feels a stream of burning-hot liquid draining out of her.
>Her fingertips tingle with creeping coldness.
>Trender shoves Twilight with his muddy boots, sending her splashing down on her back.
>Twilight tries to crawl backward, leaning against the front door of her cottage.
>Flash, held by Trender from behind, gurgles up a spurt of blood.
>'Twilight,' he mouths her name silently.

>Trender forces Flash on his knees, shoving a spear into his grasp.
>"You see, the beauty about chest wounds is that it's not immediately fatal."
>Trender positions the speartip over Twilight's chest.
>Flash resists Trender's grip feebly.
>"If you time it *just* right, you can make your victim see *so* many beautiful things and have it be their last."
>Trender blows a kiss at Twilight.
>"Beautiful things. Wonderful things."

>Trender leans forward, slowly driving the spear into Twilight's chest.

"H-haaah!"

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>>27994428
And then they ask why do we have to build a wall, fucking illegal shimmigrants.
Also, Anon just went full retard, I don't think cure all can cure that.

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>>27994502
>A sickening sound of tearing flesh fills Twilight's ears.
>Liquid sorrow begins pouring down Flash's face. He whimpers.
>"Oh, how sad," Trender mocks. "Only minutes left to live on this miserable world, and you're driving a spear into your lover's heart."

>Just then, a loud sonic boom thunders across the rainy sky.
>A silvery disc-shaped object, about the size of a house, zooms overhead.
>The guards shout, pointing at it.
>Trender stares at it, amused.
>The flying disc banks sideways, changing its heading towards the muddy carnage.
>Twilight notices a pointed rod-thing extending out from the disc, and—

***PHUT PHUT PHUT PHUT—***

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>>27994550
>In a series of slow, thumping noises, the mysterious object disgorges streams of green energy.
>Several guards go down with bits of torso missing. The rest drop their weapons and run.
>Trender rolls under a dead guard, trying to hide.
>"You bitch!" He howls. "You witchin' bitch and your fucking unholy experiments!"
>The craft falls silent, then rapidly lowers itself to the ground.
>A narrow opening appears out of nowhere, allowing its occupant to hop out.
>"I will have you cut up, you demon!" Trender raves, getting up. "I'll feed you to the hounds! I will—"
>Sunset draws her pistol, pulling the trigger twice.
>Trender stops in his tracks, wheezing.
>"Y-you dare shoot at th-the…"
>Sunset pulls the trigger several more times.
>Trender never finishes his sentence.

>"Don't you EVER fuck with my Twilights."
>Sunset spits on the dead royalty.

>>27994598
>"I'll feed you to the hounds!"
Just what I was thinking, literally Ramsay.

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>>27994598
Some time later:

>"What do you mean, we're scrapping the program???"
>Sunset shouts at the comm terminal.
>A frustrated Moondancer looks on from the glowing screen.
>"{ Look, kid, }" she sighs, lighting a cigarette. "{ I hate it as much as you do. But the higher-ups aren't willing to foot the medical bill. }"

>"We have fucking Cure-Alls to spare!" Sunset howls.
>"{ She's practically dead! }" Moondancer counters. "{ It's one thing to patch up some broken bones or viral infections with buckets of Cure-All. This one's only alive because you put her in stasis! }"
>Sunset collapses onto her chair.
>"B-but… she's HERE. We brought her aboard! We're legally bound to help them, for fuck's sake!"
>Moondancer slams her fist down.
>"{ *I* don't make the damn rules, Sunset! }" she shouts, her voice strained and cracking. "{ They don't want her, and there's nothing you or I can do to reverse their decision!}"

>Tears begin running down Sunset's face.
>"For fuck's sake, boss. She's a goddamn Twilight."
>Moondancer's expression softens up a little.
>"{ I know, kid. But not all Twilights are worth the same to HST. }"

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>>27994631
>Sunset lets out a hollow laughter at that, shaking her head.
>Moondancer was right, of course.
>The entire emancipation program was strictly evaluated based on the potential financial worth of each Twilights and the expenses paid to acquire them.
>They *could* give Twilight the care she needs, damn the consequences.
>But then she'd have to work the rest of her life paying off her newly repaired body, possibly as an indentured servant in HST.
>Then eventually, quietly discarded to "cut the losses and minimize liabilities."

>Sunset grits her teeth in frustration.
>"What do you want me to do? Watch her die?"
>"{ Look, }" says Moondancer, putting out her cigarette. "{ Don't bring morality and ethics into this, because HST sure as hell won't. All we can do is make the process comfortable for these Twilights. Abduction, injury, or otherwise. "}
>Sunset lowers her head, balling her hands into fists.
>"I can't do this, boss. I just can't."

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>>27994653
>Moondancer taps on a terminal to her side.
>"{ Here, I just authorized and unlocked the morphine stores on your ship, out of my pocket. Take her to somewhere nice before you do it. And uh… Take a few for yourself if you're into that kind of thing. }"
>"I'll pass," grumbles Sunset.
>Moondancer stares for a moment, then smiles weakly.
>"{ In my day, I couldn't finish a shift without knocking my ass out on some syrettes. }"
>She fidgets, wiping something from under her horn-rimmed glasses.
>"{ You're… you're a good kid, Sunny. Stay strong. }"
>With a click, Moondancer signs off.

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>>27994695

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9PwTHATcyg

"Wh-where are we?"
>Twilight shifts, her pain miraculously gone.
>The bandage around her thigh sloshes with blood, but that doesn't seem to bother her much.

>"The mountains, just east of your cottage," answers Sunset.

>Twilight notices that she's wrapped in a strangely cut jacket, and leaning back into Sunset's arms.
>Presently, Sunset reaches over and grabs a blanket, wrapping both of them together.
>Twilight rests her forhead against Sunset's neck. Her embrace tightens under the blanket.

"My… cottage?"
>Poking an arm out of the cocoon, Sunset points at a blur in the valley down below, but Twilight can't quite make out the details.
>Behind the brown-green blur, a bright yellow orb begins creeping down past the horizon, illuminating everything in a pleasant yellow hue.
>"See? That's your town right there. The beige-white jagged thing is the castle, and—"
>The castle.
>Flash.

"Sunset?"
>"Hmm?"
"What happened to Flash?"

>Sunset says nothing.

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>>27994736
>Twilight reaches inside the blanket, struggling against the weight of it.
>Finally, she finds Sunset's hand and grasps at it weakly.
"Sunny, I-I need to know."

>"He… He didn't make it. He had already lost quite a lot of blood, and…"
>Sunset leaves it at that.
>Twilight feels oddly calm about all this.
"And Anon?"
>Sunset shakes her head.

>Twilight interlocks her fingers with Sunset's, playing with it feebly.
>She felt so floaty. Dull.
>Her fingertips felt tingly and bloated.
"I'm going to die, aren't I?"

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>>27994763
>Sunset's chin begins trembling.
>Tears being trickling down the firebrand's cheeks, and onto Twilight's forehead.
>Twilight doesn't seem to notice.
>She snuggles deeper into Sunset's embrace.
"You know, Reverend Starlight used to tell me that we all get to see our loved ones again in death."

>Twilight looks up, running a bandaged hand along Sunset's tear-stained cheeks.
"I hope it holds true for you, Sunny."
>With that, Twilight breathes her last sigh.

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>>27994791
>A blip against the darkness.
>The accursed planet lies many light years behind Sunset.
>For the moment, the infinite void occupies whatever space unclaimed by the paltry spaceship around Sunset.
>In front of her, an uncovered metal casket waits silently.

>"You're safe now," Sunset whispers to the lavender scientist laying within.
>She looks absolutely peaceful, adorned with fresh flowers plucked in their prime.
>Sunset kneels, clutching a pair of identical books in her arms.
>"Here, I haven't had much use for these since I left Equestria…"
>She gently lays one next to Twilight, and begins scribbling on her own copy.
>A string of words magically appear on the book laying next to Twilight.
[ I'll miss you, Twi! ]

>"It's a little too far from its magic source, so… It won't last for long."
>Sunset tries to regain composure.
>"B-but you know. Something to keep you company for a while."
>Her vision blurs with scalding tears.

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>>27994849
>She tucks Twilight's copy firmly next to her, half-buried in flowers.
>Sunset kisses her on the forehead.

>"Goodbye, Twilight."

>Sunset steps aside, letting the coffin seal itself.
>The glass lid fogs up as cryogenic gasses fill up the coffin, preserving its occupant for eternity.
>A mechanical arm lifts it slowly, loading it into the airlock.
>The hatch clanks shut.
>Muffled hiss of depressurization.
>The metal coffin is nudged gently into the void, carrying Twilight with it.
>Finally free.

>Sunset collapses onto the cold metallic floor, shoulders shaking in wracking sobs.

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>>27994857

And that marks the end of Twilight Emancipation Agency: This Time It's Multiversal: The Movie.

Thanks for reading!

http://pastebin.com/0RKMxxsT

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>>27994890
See, this is why you aren't waifu material.
Fuck, my heart.

>>27994791
>"I hope it holds true for you, Sunny."

NO

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

>>27993871
I would appreciate at least being called the man out of time so I feel a little more like Captain America.

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I bet Scitwi would be first in line.

>>27995007
Well, I wanted to write something that sounded badass for your nickname.

>>27994890
I don't hate you, man, but fuck you for making me feel.

>>27995186
This

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>"Canterlot Zoo! The happiest place on earth!"
>For some reason, Trixie reads the sign out loud EVERY time you take her here
>Which is a lot
>For some reason, your stupid autistic friend has a stupid obsession with the stupid zoo
"Yeah, Trixie. The sign hasn't changed."
>"Thanks for taking Trixie again, Twilight!"
"Mhm."
>You pull out your phone, flipping through far more interesting discussions on your favorite anime forum
>Apparently, the straight-shipping plebs are up to their old tricks
>You type out a hasty "fags are pure!" and post a winky anime boy face
>That'll show those cocksuckers
>"Wow, Twilight! Are you watching gay cartoons again!?"
"They're not cartoons! And they're not gay! They're powerful romantic depictions of love between men!"
>"Oh! Trixie is sorry! She'll remember from now on! So is the thing you do when you watch them called something fancier than 'masturbation,' or--"
"Trixie, shut up!"
>Ugh, you really have no idea why you let her drag you around to stuff like this
>If only she'd get her own car, or quit being too retarded to drive, or...
>"Hey! Twilight, Twilight, Twilight!"
"What?"
>"Can we see the gorillas?"
"Isn't that what we do every time we come here?"
>"Yep! That and you slapping my ice-cream out of my hands! Our two favorite traditions!"
"You always get a peanut-butter flavor! You're allergic to peanut-butter! I'm trying to save you, you idiot!"
>"Trixie understands, Twilight. She's not upset with your irrational hatred of peanut butter."
>Trixie stares wistfully off into the distance
>"She'll taste it someday..."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's see the stupid gorillas."

>>27994857
>Lady of Shalott

you cheeky, clever motherfucker.

>>27995737
oh boy this doesnt seem good

>>27995737

>"Wow! They're so majestic! Like two tons of pure poetry!"
"Sure, Trixie. That's totally not the dumbest thing you've ever said."
>"Trixie concurs! She's said much dumber things!"
>Your friend happily hums to herself as she watches the most majestic of the gorillas, Hamilton, thumping back and forth across his pen
>A small river runs through the glassy enclosure, and he pauses to dip into the water, cooling himself off from the heat midday sun
>"Wow! Look, Twi! He's having a bath! Just like Trixie!"
"Yep."
>"Trixie can't believe even nature's mightiest creatures stoop to bathtime! It's incredible! Nature is amazing!"
"For sure, Trixie."
>She goes back to watching Hamilton wade through the water
>Suddenly, there's a small child pushing past the two of you
>"C'mon, sis! I wanna see the big monkey!"
>A young redheaded girl pushes through the crowd, ending up a few meters to your right
>She immediately jumps on top of the railing, sitting on the edge as she peers down at Hamilton
>"Wow! Look at 'im! Ain't he just amazin'?"
>She girl swings her legs, in excitement, rocking back and forth atop the railing as she watches the animal's bathing routine
>"Whoa! Look over there, Applejack! There's a big ol' barrel of apples! Gorillas like apples too! Ain't that--"
>In her exuberance, she kicks her legs a little too hard, and topples off the railing
>Or, rather, she almost does
>Displaying near-inhuman reflexes, Trixie lunges forward and catches the girl before she falls
>"Trixie's got you, small child!"
>"Wow, miss! Thanks so much! I was almost gorilla chow!"
>Trixie halls the kid back to safety, and sets her on her feet
>You run over, still shaking
"Oh my God! Are you two okay?"
>"Yep! I'm super good!"
>"Trixie is quite alright! And you should be happy to be okay, little one. Did you know gorillas are six times stronger than humans?"

>>27995819
>"Uh, no... but thanks for tellin' me?"
>"No problem! Trixie is an expert on gorillas! Let her tell you all about them."
"Oh shit. Tirixe, stop..."
>"What? Trixie wants to share her gorilla facts! Did you know that gorillas are extremely intelligent? They can even learn to communicate with humans."
>The little bow-girl starts to edge away from Trixie, but Trixie follows her
>"They're such cool animals, right?"
>"Um..."
>Trixie grabs the girl by the hand, holding her in place
>"Come on! Look how smart Hamilton is! Watch him take a bath!"
>"I, uh...'
>"Come on! Watch with Trixie!"
>"I, um... I k-kinda want to be with my big sis..."
>"It's okay, you can wait with Trixie! She'll keep you safe! Oh, did you know that gorillas have 98% of their DNA in common with humans? That's as much as 49% times two!"
>"Okay..."
>Bow-girl starts to struggle, but Trixie is in a full-on spergout
>People start to back away, afraid she might become enraged
>The poor girl struggles meekly, unsure what to do
>"Did you know that gorillas have appeared in some of the best cartoons ever? There was one in the Jungle Book! And in Tarzan! And in King Kong! And in Trixie's favorite movie ever, Dinosaurs Vs Gorilla 3d Animation Short Film: 3d Cartoon Animals Funny Short Movie for Children!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW5h2BuZ1ZA

>"I, uh... I don't really..."
>"Let Trixie tell you the plot! It has an awesome gorilla! And he fights a T-Rex!"
>You turn your face away, unable to watch the horror

>>27995857
>That's as much as 49% times two!
Oh my god, I cringed physically.

>>27995857

[Meanwhile, in the Canterlot Zoo Control Room]

>"Ma'am! There's a situation in the gorilla exhibit!
>A lone security guard bursts into Zecora's office, sweating from a combination of exertion, heat, and fear
>Zecora knows; she can smell the terror on him
"A situation? Quite wild! Did a gorilla capture a child!?"
>"No, ma'am! Worse A rogue autistic woman has captured a young girl! We don't know how to rescue the poor child!"
"This is a terrible situation indeed! How can we rescue this girl, without enraging the beast?"
>"We don't know! Any attempt to wrestle the child away could provoke the sperg further! She could go on a rampage!"
>Zecora slams her fist on the table
"Dammit! There's only one way, no doubt..."
>She holds her head in her hands, steeling herself for what she must do
>"We must take this woman out..."

"Trixie, stop!"
>"Trixie is just reciting interesting gorilla facts! This young girl is becoming educated!"
"Please, no more! You're out of control!"
>"Trixie is just talking about her favorite animal!"
"Oh no... there's no stopping her..."
>You sink to your knees
>It... it can't end like this!
>Even if she's annoying, she's still your friend!
>T-there has to be another way!
>Somewhere in the bushes behind you, you hear a gentle rusting of leaves...

/nst/ help me. I just shaved a big chunk of my beard by accident and I found grey hair in the bunch. I'm only 20. What do I do to reverse this process?

>>27995901
"No! Please, we can stop her!"
>You wave your arms, hoping they'll stop
>But it's too late...

>Deep in the bushes, Zecora lines up her sights with Trixie's forehead
>As she recites the daily diet of the average Silverback Gorilla, Trixie brushes her hair back and away from her face
>It catches the light, reflecting little silver-blue sparkles
>Such a beautiful, majestic creature...
>Zecora sighs, a single tear running down her cheek
>This is what has to happen...
>That poor child...
>That poor autist...
>Trixie smiles brightly, laughing at her own gorilla-based pun
>Zecora will never get to hear it
>The sound of a single sniper-rifle shot swallows up the joke before it ever reaches her ears

>Outside the zoo, they've added a statue of Trixie, standing proud in her hoodie and stupid wizard hat
>You'll never know why they gave her a stupid wizard hat
>You still stop by it every once in a while, when you get lonely
>It's raining today, but you don't mind the rain
>It makes you feel a little bit cleaner
>Why couldn't you have stopped her?
>There has to have been something you could have done...

>>27995943
Step 1:
Wait for a Science Twilight to sweep you off of this wretched earth.

Step 2:
Cure-All.

Step 3:
Consume lavender pussy

>>27995947
>You stop by the statue, holding a hand against the wet steel
>The zoo is empty, of course
>It's empty a lot, these days
>Trixie stares back at you, beaming, her usual goofy grin plastered across her face
>On her shoulder sits a carving of a tiny baby gorilla, forever hugging itself against your arm
>The rain pours down all around you, making it look almost as if the little gorilla is crying
>It probably misses its biggest fan
>You sit down on the base of the statue, hanging your head
"I miss you, Trix..."
>You sniffle, wiping rain from your face
"It just isn't the happiest place on earth without you..."

The End

RIP Harambe ;-;

>>27995979
>publicly shooting autists and getting away with it
I bet this is an HST owned zoo.

>>27995961
Is this an elaborate way of telling me to kill myself?

>>27995857
what the fuck am I watching

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>>27995979
Sometimes, there are no good options...