Hell

>>27972165
Glue factory.

>>27972165
Cute ponies that boop you every 5 minutes until they break your nose.
Hugs and kisses that crush your ribs and burn your mouth and cheeks.
The coat of a pony is like trying to pet a stack of needles.

>>27972165
No cuddles for all of eternity.

>>27972204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HFF6qLlZd4

>>27972165
Too easy, there's already a pony hell thread up right now:
>>27971877

>>27972165
This thread.

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>>27972218
>Pony hell is the exact same Equestria
>except you have to do everything with your hooves removed

Well this went south

Pony hell is here.

>>27972237
So literally
>no hooves

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>>27972288
>Whenever your hooves start to grow back, they are pulled off again

>Stampede!
>Butterfly migration in hell
>Everyone faints

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>>27972165
We're already living in it.

>>27972323
>We are actually ponies that were bad and live in Earth as punishment
There was a general about this thing once.

>>27972165
Earth.

And if you were a horrible pony, your fate is being stuck watching a show that reminds you of what your life was. And if you were an especially bad pony, you fall in love with one of the "characters" as you realize you're as far away from them as you can get.

>when humans die, they're sent to Equestria
>when ponies die, they're sent here
This universe is a cruel and unjust one.

They get reincarnated as a random character in Steven Universe

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>>27972356

>>27972356
Well that doesn't seem too ba-
>Renaldo
I wouldn't wish that upon anyone.

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>>27972218
I didn't know about this thread before you linked me to it.
I despise you.

>>27972420
About time we had some gore that really shaked your carpet.

>>27972165
Populated by fat greasy green neckbeards who want to cum inside them.

HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!!!!!!

>>27972218
I kekked. The OP of that thread is the hero /mlp/ deserves.

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>>27972165
Everybody is a friend or family to everyone in hell except you. They will never like you, they will never need you, and they will always go out of their way to hurt you. You can't escape or overcome any of the obstacles they throw at you, and the moment you go numb your brain is wiped out up to the moment you arived in pony hell. Even though you will never remember your time spent in pony hell you will always feel haggard when confronted by someone you've meet before and you won't know why.

>>27972165
Hell but with ponies.

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>>27972165
pic related

>>27972165

My home

>>27972165
>be anon
>die in equestria
>go to pony hell
>In pony hell everyone/pony is transformed in Black alicorn ocs with the same accent.
>which u where in human hell
cont?

>>27972165
>>>/mlp/

>>27974266

Yes plox

>>27972165
You are transported to human world. Your form changes into that of a inanimate lewd plushie made by famous artist and you are sold to disgusting brony. You are indistinguishable from ordinary plush, you can not move, but you retain your senses and consciousness. Your owner does what he likes.

>>27972165
No tummy rubs before bed.

>>27972165
Pony hell is slightly nicer than average life on earth

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>>27974997
How sad this comment can really be

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>>27972352
Recently a new player has joined
Kek

>>27972165
>Describe pony hell
An episode written by Dave Rapp.

>>27974455
DOUBLE DUBS OF DISGUST

>>27975015
What did he mean by this?

/mlp/

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