hickok45 in Equestria, what happens?

>>27967810
Nothing. He lives a perfectly happy life teaching ponies the joys of firearms and firearm safety.

>>27967810

he dies of a heart attack
twilight sparkle tries to conduct autopsy
she's never seen a naked human before
and has no clue of internal human anatomy
she fucks it up
gets pancreas juice all over her body
eventually decides to cremate the corpse
and tell everyone that she buried him in a private ceremony in the woods

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>>27967810
this happens

>>27967891
lmao

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>>27967824

he's a retired carpentry teacher too.

Now I'm imagining hickok45 asking Princess Twilight for a way home so he can be with his family.

It makes me sad.

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>>27967810
Fucking nothing. Guns obviously exist in Equestria, but in keeping with the show's old-timey aethetic, they're almost certainly all pinfire/percussion cap designs, with maybe some early metallic cartridge guns here and there. Being limited to that sort of thing would seriously cramp his style.

Frankly, somebody more able to appreciate his new situation is needed.

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>>27970518

>>27967810
Mud ponies get lead poisoning from 10 million rounds of every caliber in the soil.

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Dugan Ashley in equestria, what happens?
https://youtu.be/dgpEuCUm6SE

>>27970972
He's awesome. I sort of cast off ever getting serious about guns because left handed, but he rocks that shit.

>>27971216
That was pretty stupid. Larry Vickers shoots lefty, and he was in Delta. People have been shooting wronghanded, or shooting right handed despite being a sinister mutant, for as long as there have been projectile weapons, and nowadays everybody is bending over backwards to make ambidexterous ALL THE THINGS, so you have fewer excuses than ever.

>>27967810
gong hits

>>27967810
he smokes a little pot and goes to town on some 2 liters

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>>27972264
>all that property
>all those funs
Must be nice.

>>27972264
>2 liters
The metric system doesn't exist in Equestria.

>>27967810
>hickok45
who?

>>27974246
An old man who loves guns makes educational videos about them.

>>27974131
How u know this?

>>27970518
>guns obviously exist in Equestria
Nope

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>>27974295
>RD: I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me

>>27974348
>a show where we have seen ponies shoot magical projectiles out of their horns
>"hurr bullet must mean guns is real"

>>27974364
>cannons and tanks exist
>"hurr obviously 'bullet' means 'magical horn laser' in this context"

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>>27967810

>>27974452
>civilization where one third of the populace is magic users.
>magic has been shown to be a offensive and defensive weapon
>actually believes they would still evolve technologically the same route as us
Stop plugging your fantasies into the show, bullets and tanks would much more likely refer to some sort of magic based weapons, nothing at all like what we have.

>>27974469
>magic has been shown to be a offensive and defensive weapon
[citation needed] for any pony besides Twilight, Glimglam, and the Princesses.
Also, pegasi and mudponies can't use magic, so what do you expect them to offend and defend with?

>>27974500
Pegasi would have something unique to them, Earth ponies would use the same weapons we've seen guards using since the beginning of the show. Also, you would probably see contraptions build around magic, like the apple cider machine

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>>27967810

I want to see Miculek in Equestria.

>>27969993
>he's a retired carpentry teacher too
Not math? I'm almost shure he said that in one of his vids.

>>27975175
I remember him saying at some point he was having his class read a book called Shane.