WAIFU STATUS: STOLEN BY A NERD

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kill yourself

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>>27965887
WAIFU STATUS:
Stolen by a Chad
Stolen by a NEET
Stolen by a Nerd

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>>27965920
holy shit, Dash has zero respect for herself.

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>>27965920
Soarin is mostly a fandom thing
Zephyr Breeze is monodirectional
The Nerd is the only one pony that looks like she is more interested into, manly because of a common interest.

>>27965941
t. NRDT

Okay but seriously all your points are correct, but for the Nerd pony thing it's more on so that the fucking episode hasn't been released yet, so on how it will turn out is up in the air, like Starlight with her new wings in the finale.

She isn't real.

>>27965967
I think it looked more like geeking out over a common interest than anything else. I've had plenty of conversations with women that proceeded much the same way and were completely platonic. It's actually pretty easy to engage in a conversation with a member of the opposite sex, especially if there's a big age gap, as there is here based off Quibble Pants' voice.

>>27966049
*easy to engage in a platonic conversation

Because without the platonic that looks very, very autismo.

>>27965920
Art of these three gangbanging her when?

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>my waifu gets stolen by some neet faggot

Spoiler alert : He will love Daring Do at the end of the episode not Dash

>>27966285
>Implying it's not the opposite where Do is inlove with Dash and nerd gets nothing

>>27965892
Filthy Frank plz go

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I'm a dashfag and I think you guys are overreacting.
Zephyr still ignites autistic fury though.

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>>27966562
Zephyr is literally the perfect match for Rainbow Dash, he's tall, attractive, and can go head to head with her narcissism to bring out her cute side. He also genuinely likes her, as hinted by him not hitting on other ponies, furthermore, he likes her for who she is, no what she does, as seen by him not giving a fuck that she's a wonderbolt now.

If that doesn't work out, there's still Soarin, who might be significantly older than her, but hey, he's one of her idols right? And I'm sure he won't reject some young recruit pussy if he's in the right situation. Their children would also be some of the most genetically gifted fliers out there.

And then we have the new guy, who might not have a permanent chance with Dash but he can make her, even if just for a few moments, feel like she's getting railed by Daring Do herself. Something Dash has no doubt fantasized about numerous times.

Damn, being a Dashfag in 2016 must be emotionally crippling.

I can't wait for NRDT to finally kill himself when the episode airs.

>>27966629
>emotionally crippling.
Well they're already mentally crippled so this just completes the cycle.

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>>27966629
I can't tell if this is just an incredibly elaborate bait or if I've just witnessed a demonstration of the depths of autism your average shipfag sinks to. I'm actually kind of impressed.

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>>27966629
Hey, that's pretty good!

>>27966644
who's NRDT?

>>27966737
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/nightly%20rainbow%20dash%20thread/type/op/

>>27966757
oh shit

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>>27966757
>431 results found

Jesus fucking christ

>>27966769
waddup

>>27966772
And now he's trying to make 100 threads but every new thread since some time ago only counts as one hundredth of a thread, so you'd have NRDT#95.89 on one day and NRDT#95.90 on the next day.

>>27965887
>>27965920

Dash quickly turned from being shipped with everyone and everything but being otherwise far away from these things in canon to three potential ships. Soarin was first so I think he's got dibs, she hates Zephyr and the new guy won't even have the opportunity before he disappears for good (that's the thing about celebrity cameos).

Still it's pretty impressive even if it's unintentional. Dash is a heartbreaker.

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>>27965887
>Rainbow Dash
>waifu
Well there is your problem right there

>>27967605
>wiafuing a fucking dog
Winonafags, everyone.

>>27967622
Hey, she may be a real bitch, but at least she gives it up doggystyle.

>>27967666
Good one, Satan.

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>>27967666
This is why we love you so much.

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>>27967666
oh satan.

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>>27966278
No anon you've got the wrong horse

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>>27966629

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>>27969952
cute

>>27968413
Sunburst and Starlight are cute together.

>>27965887
Arise Daring Dong

>>27965887

I thought it'd be pretty probable that he's going to end up with Daring Do rather than her.

Also ALSO its a fucking star cameo, you wont see it again after this episode, jesus fuck you guys are all autists.

>>27971152
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