We need more MoondancerXJockAnon

>>27965625
Here's paste
http://pastebin.com/u/suppy

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>>27965625
>We need more Moondancer.
I fixed it for you.

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>>27965757
Damn straight we do

So are we going to create a new Moonie thread, or just let it die all over again?

>>27965625
we need four more hooves

>>27966142
That's the point, senpai.

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>>27966128

Why can't we have nice things?

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>>27965629
That was cute, man.

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we need more spagoots

>>27965625
>you will never stuff it in her asshole while you call her a nerd

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>>27967678

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>>27965625
>played football in freshman year
>stuck to the gym for the rest of high school
>average high schooler would have called me a jock
>mfw I hate sports and watch anime
Huh. Really fires your neurons.

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>>27967759

>>27967694
I want to tongue punch Moondancer's ponut

>>27967678
Right here *unzips dick*

I miss the anon who did the 500€ story

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>>27965919
>tfw people saved your shitty art

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SHE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

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>>27965625
Moonie so cute. We can probably start up threads here and there again since there's been a break. Whoever was posting them a while back was leaving zero downtime between them... I figure the regulars got exhausted, because the threads were getting less and less active.

I saved and edited the list of greens that was being kept.

Ongoing:
Dancing with the Moonlight (by JustSomeAnon): http://pastebin.com/W95D8fhQ
Moondance and JockAnon (by suppy): http://pastebin.com/dqm9Bvu3

Completed:
Massaging Moondancer: http://pastebin.com/vi2swx0N
Moondancer R9K: http://pastebin.com/Nzhwy7fj
Skitzo Moondancer (by Dark Leafy Greens): http://pastebin.com/Z7CbP7Hr
/mlp/ writes a Moondancer Green: http://pastebin.com/YSyLQhuu

Abandoned(?):
EQG Moondancer Pays Anon for sex [9-29-15] (By HandomeJeck) http://pastebin.com/teDvFDMb
Improve Her Home (by Fizzles) http://pastebin.com/JyChZg8d
Moondancer has to deal with BS (by JC): http://pastebin.com/Sc7239zs
The Color of Life (by Wanderer): http://pastebin.com/MGBfKGnh
One Small Step (by geodesic): http://pastebin.com/vLkRAZvZ

>>27971950
TO PLAY THE SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCKED ASS

>>27972534
>I saved and edited the list of greens that was being kept.
You missed one though
Stanky Nerd Girl Moondancer (by Subject 12): http://pastebin.com/QqSpnKnE

>>27970869
You should make more

>>27965625
>>27965629
Last thread died before I could post on it and I was sad.

I'm touched, truly. Let me write something for y'all.

>>27973756
This is a glorious day

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>>27966142
Reminder that if you want your shitty yuri anthro fanfics, FiMFiction is far away from here.

>>27973756
Also I swear in soon and it will be without a doubt the greatest day of my life

>>27973756
<3

>>27973868
you're a doting senpai even after I let go of martial artsanon how sweet

>>27973889
look what I dropped

>>27973868
Why do we have so many legends here?

Some of you might recognize this. It's an intro to a longer update I didn't get to finish (or pastebin) before the thread 404'd. In my arrogance i assumed the archive would live when I got back from the mountains.

---Episode 7: Meet the Baronets, Part 1---

>Be Moonie
>And be incensed. Excited. Confused. And unused to such a thickly-attended "social" thing
>"THERE HE GOES, CANTERLOT'S DUAL-THREAT QUARTERBACK SHOWING CLOUDSDALE POLYTECHNIC-"
"Dual-threat! Dual-threat! Twilight, what does that mean? Is that him?"
>"...JUST BARRELING THROUGH THE DEFENSE LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN, BY GOD CAN ANYTHING STOP HIM?"
>"Um... dual-threat... let's see... let's see..."
>Twilight thumbs through a mint rulebook for an informative reference.
"He's running towards their rectangle. Is that the points rectangle?"
>Other spectators hoot and pump their fists, crowding the stands even further with their passionate rumbling
>"It means he's running to get the points!"

>"I THINK THAT'S-... AND HE JUST SLIDES PAST! CANTERLOT'S SECRET WEAPON HAS A CLEAR RUN!"
"GOOOO ANON! GO TO THE POINTS PLACE! HIT THE HOME RUN!"
>Your shouts are mercilessly drowned in the expanse of hyped-up spectators. Both of your foam fingers wave back and forth as you spaz out in ignorantly ecstatic romantic support
>There he goes! He crosses into the points rectangle!"
>"THERE IT IS! CANTERLOT HAS IT ALL NOW! TOUCHDOOOOOOOWN!"

>Your first instinct is to scream like the devil. Your second is to weave past the throng of people to get down there as soon as possible
>Neither of those afford time to check on the dull buzz of a text alert coming from the phone in your pocket

>"Space opened up on an earlier flight. We shall arrive tonight, dear."

>>27974084
Dreamy jockanon quarterback. Always wanted to be that guy.

>>27974084
more pls

>>27965625
Why?

>>27974828
Why not?

Bump for Moonie

>>27975753
And again

page 10

hi

What do Moondancer's feet smell/taste like?

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>>27979000
autistic nerdgirl sweat

checked

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>>27972534
>moondancer r9k

>>27965625
this thread reminds me of dad and mom

live

let me take a shower

>>27981711
Will Moonie also be taking a shower?

>>27981737
Hm. Interesting inspiration. I guess if y'all are cool with that it could be in some later episode.

>>27974084

>"We've just landed dear. Is your battery empty?"
>That's the line that goes unnoticed when you get to the party
>"We got our rental car."
>And that little buzz punctuates leaving out the back with a certain star player
>"Your father and I are at the hotel. Please call us once you charge your phone. I know how studious you can be!"
>"Hey Moonie-pie, your ass is vibrating."
"Th-that's just b-because..." you struggle and strain with a reply as he kneads the booty like a world-champion baker, causing you to tremble and shake under a stairwell in the house of whatever fraternity is throwing the victory party
"Guh~"

>"Good morning, Moondancer. We will be arriving to pick you up for breakfast in a half-hour.""
>"Moonie, your butt's buzzing again. I think it's your phone"
>You check for the sole purpose of proving to Anon that "jiggle" and "buzz" or "vibrate" are not interchangeable words
>Not that you would ever ascribe the word "jiggle" to your own features
>That's what party girls with bad grades do!
>Regardless of how sore you are, and whether or not that betrays your self-delusions, you reach into the back pocket of your sweatpants, pulled as far down your thighs as Anon had the patience to yank

>Each text another nail hammered

>>27982142
continue

>>27965625
No we don't.

>>27970831
Blame the literal circlejerk that happened in that tread

>>27982675
I blame that, and the fact that the writefag seemed more interested in writing a Sour Sweet green than a Moondancer green

>>27982682
I know it was supposed to be a moon green, but sweet's parts were some of the best.

Art was unf-worthy too.

>>27982707
>I know it was supposed to be a moon green, but sweet's parts were some of the best.
>
>Art was unf-worthy too.
Kind of wish he'd just done Moonie art and written a Sour Sweet green in another thread, would have been more sensible

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no die

I love this nerd bitch

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>>27982142
pls more

>>27984961
soon

>you will never be the star of the football team
>you will never have a cute sweaty nerd gf
>you will never put it in her butt while she wears a schoolgirl outfit

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>>27986445

I've been out for a bit but I'll be back from the firehouse in a few hours

>>27987297
>firehouse
Even the writer is more handsome and successful than us

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>>27987297
Nnnnnnow!

aaaaaaand he'll be back NNNOW!

D-damnit suppy

I'll be in another thread for a lil' bit before I return

>>27989142
back. sort of finished something in the trixie thread if anyone cares

>>27989629
Been reading it, pretty comfy

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>>27982142

>Be Anon
>Experience the soul-sucking emptiness of your loving lady NOT indulging Early Morning Cuddle Times™
>Moonie rolls out of bed, landing on the floor with a dull thud
>Clamoring to her feet, she waddles to her desk with her pants pulled tight down to her knees
>The unenlightened soul would blame the bathroom
>But you revel in your exclusive knowledge of just what caused even more butt devastation than bad tacos
"Going somewhere love?"
>"THISISADISASTERINEEDTOGETFRESHENEDUPBECAUSEOFFAMILYOHGOODNESSGRACIOUS"
>Women
>You slip your own boxers back on
>And once you hear the water running, you dive into her drawers
>She bolts back out with her pants up and teeth brushed right as you zip up your duffel bag, now one pair of used panties heavier
"So is there like, an exam today or something babe?"

>"MY PARENTS ARE COMING!"
>In a dizzying display of hustle she arranges her nicest clothes on a desk, mulling over the options
"That's... that's..." you stutter with wide eyes
>She nods, pleased that you seem to understand the gravity of the situation.
>"Yeah. That's-"
"...What she said!"
>She offers in return the purest and most distilled glare of frustration as you double over in uproarious laughter
"Geez... did... did..." you wheeze
>She groans and begins to disrobe
"D-did you switch your funny bone..."
>Tosses her sweatpants on your face
"...With my bone!?

>When you overcome the bursts of giggling and hiccups and pull away the sweatpants, she has, to your must utter disappointment, put on her nicest clothes
>And you don't get why people think "nice" and "conservative" are the same
>Like, isn't the best schoolgirl outfit the one with the TINY skirt?
>"Listen Anon. I am /very/ sorry about this, but THEY make YOU a problem!"
"What? Moi?" you croak as innocently as possible, slowly closing her underwear drawer behind you

>>27990094
Oh I'm on my grind on this for the coming day. Expect great things.

>>27967375
thanks!

>>27965919
I like this

>>27965757
this is a1 never seen it before


PS I wish we had a drawfag to do jockanon and Moonie being cute

>>27990101
>a1
What?
Anyway it's a rare Puff (HiHiPuffy) they're a drawfag here on /mlp/.

>>27990538
Steak sauce anon

>>27991956

cute nerd not for page 9

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>"Is this flirting, anon?"

>>27990101
One thing I need to see:
How Anon and Moonie fell for each other

>>27993530
HOT

bumping 4 write

>>27994317
Wouldn't that be dandy

>>27994948
It must be done

>>27994948
It would be dandy

>>27990094

>"Twilight told her parents about you. And since they're in the same circles as MY parents, they know I have a boyfriend."
"So their little girl is all grown up now. Big whoop."
>You dig around the sheets for your shirt
>"Well... about that," she pushes her fingers together
>You pull your VP-69 shirt out of the pile of musky bedding
>Ever since your dad got it for you at an airshow it's been a prized possession
>"Maaaaaaybe Twilight stretched the truth about you a little."
"And?"
>"And maaaaaybe her mom might have embellished to mine."
>She shoves her wallet in her pants and walks over to the door
>"Well... um... maybemyparentsthinkyou'realawstudent! Let me try to take care of this! Uh... Twilight will call you!"
>Moondancer right well tears the door off of its hinges on the way out, letting it slam behind her

"Law student? Pfft."
>You take your time collect your things and leave
"Fuck the police."
>And help yourself to one or two more pairs of undies

>By the time you're down the stairs and on the way to frat row, your phone starts buzzing like mad
>Five long texts from Twilight
>Blah blah blah, panic panic panic
>Ah, something useful!
>"I just talked to Moondancer about this and I think it would be in all of your best interest to just pretend you're a law student while her parents are here."

>>27995909
"What?" you whisper under your breath
>You text back,
"Why can't she just tell them I'm NOT a law student and that you lied?"
>"I didn't lie! All I did was make you look good."
"I already look good. What's wrong with me being an average joe?"
>"No, Anon, you're just not really the kind of guy they would approve of."

>You slap your forehead
>Finally! All of the pieces are coming together
"OH OK so Moonie's parents are chinese and don't want her to date a white guy?"
>"Moondancer is caucasian."
"But what if she's adopted?"
>Twilight apparently just gives up and calls you
"Yello."
>"Anon. There's no way around this, but Moondancer's parents are paying for her to go here. They're some pretty upper-crust people and they think she's dating a... an intellectual."
"Go on."
>"If they think she's dating someone... err... not smart, they might threaten to stop giving her money!"
"So we don't want her parents to think I'm stupid."
>You rub your neck nervously
>Why does this shit always bite you in the butt?
>"...yes. Just get some nice clothes on and meet me at the library. They're gonna want to see you and we need to make a good impression."

>JockAnon has to pretend to be smartified law person
>"So, Anonymous, Moondancer tells us you're entering the law field. How's that going?"
>'Huh? Oh, yeah, I'm like, you know, all up IN those laws an shit, bruh. Just the other day I uh, cited a perp on a p.c. 305 and he went all 5150.'

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>>27995917
>inb4 all his knowledge of law comes from this

>>27996019
Holy shit it's been a long time since i've seen that game.

bumperoo

>>27995917
I want to bite Moondancer's butt

>>27997868
I want to use it as a pillow

>>27995977
>"So I'm like a rocket scientist too, so I'm gonna be a space shuttle door lawyer."

>>27998621
>"Moonie, you didn't tell me being a lawyer was so fun!"
>'Wha-..huh?'
>"I've been going out and taking the BAR exam like, every night since I your parents came."
>'YOU? The BAR exam?! Oh, Anonymous, t-that's amazing!'
>"Yeah, woo! I kill at beer pong!"

>>28000352

ree

>>28002010
>2010

>>28000352

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suppy come back

More Moonie please.

>>28003809
Sorry I'm just in the middle of a big move. I'll be crossing the country for a few days which means I'll be bored in a hotel with a laptop though.

>>28003809
I'd fucking swan dive for that shit

going to bed bump

>>28004482
Make sure anon ends up accidentally telling her parents about their sex life

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Why is he so perfect?

I'm gonna go running and write some

bumping while I write

>>27995917
Four days until I leave all my friends and qt3.14 on the other side of the country. Hold me anons.

>Regents Library
>Operation: Not to be a dumb fuck

>"I meant something more along the lines of a polo, Anon."
>On TV you saw all the people doing the draft picks wearing suits. Might as well try to look good like them, for them
"Well, it's not bad, right?"
>Much to the contrary. It fits your body well with enough room where room is needed, and falls in where the fabric should hold to your body
>And most of all, it makes you look huge
>Huger
>"It can be worked with. Anyways, you know your backstory?"
"Yeah, yeah, law student. Right. I know what that is."
>What is she thinking? As if you didn't grow up learning law in the State of San Andreas
>"Are you sure?"
>You lean back in your chair, balancing on the two rear legs because that's what hard motherfuckers do
>And lawyers. Lawyers sit in lots of chairs so they must be good at that type of thing
"Listen: I have this shit on permanent lock. Next?"
>"Do you know the names of her parents?"
"Never talks about 'em" you shrug
>"Seneschal is her father. Wuthering Lows is her mother. Both of them have peerage. Do you know what that means?"
>Now that's a new word! Hmm, Moonie taught you how to do this
>Root word
"Her mom has a dick, or like...?"
>"No, they're..." Twilight begins, in the same fashion as a special ed teacher might coax a chromosome hurricane
"Do they both pee sitting down?"
>"It means they're sort of like royalty. Just don't be a slob. Don't be stupid. Alright?"
"Why do I have to deal with princes and shit? What you're saying right now is-"
>"Calm down. This will be easy. You're great with people, right?"
"Oh how the little piglets would grunt if they knew how the old hunk suffered!" you wail to the heavens
>Loud shushes swarm your eardrums, nothing too unfamiliar
>"Moondancer just texted me. They visited her room and now they want to meet you at Hoity's."

>Fuck yeah, free bread!

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>>28006388
>As if you didn't grow up learning law in the state of San Andreas

>>28006388
Based suppy.

bump for suppy return

>>27966148
I remeber someone saying a green about moondancer trying to get home or to the library during the whole changling fiasco would be cool. Did anyone ever write it or no?

>>28008437
The thread with that in died, shortly afterwards, but I agree it would be cool Moonie going Die Hard would be awesome

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>>28008505
>"NO!"
>"You are NOT going to fuck up my meticulously planned out, previously scheduled, and OFFICIAL day of study!"
>"DIE!"
>Horrified onlookers say she used that tome to squash bug after bug

>>28008531
Cue the Discord / Tirek takeover
>"How can the same shit happen to the same unicorn twice?"

suppy pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-enjcgV1o

>>28010523
*gasp* Moondancer, are you being lewwwwwd?

>>28010584
>"N-no!"
>"I am shedding clothing in your presence because I find my body temperature rising."
>"I MEAN n-not because of you or anything, I'm just hot is all!"

>>28008535
>Two bad mammajammas
>One destroyed treebury
>One furious unicorn with her trusty alicorn sidekick
>This summer get learned how to make things more deader with
>A-grade book worm, Moondancer
>Former terrible friend, Twilight
>And a whole lot of whinny's
>Study Hard 2: repasa las materials

>>28011118
I think it's hot as well
I'm also going to remove my clothing

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>>27965629
>http://pastebin.com/u/suppy
>reading this
>get to the end of part one
>>"W-we're still gonna do butt stuff tonight, right Anon?"

Fucking lost it.

8 ain't great

>>28012091

>>28012091
you're right and I'm sorry. I have free days coming up but I want to balance my responsibility and inspiration as a writer with what time I have left. Sorry to take it out on you all fellows!

>>28010523
this is new to me

>>28012876
new?

>>28012652

>>27966148
Prepare your asses boys cause you're about to get hit with a Oneshot

>*Rumble*
>The fuck was that?
>Be Moondancer
>Just heading out of your home for the first time in a week
>You’d been getting better about it since you started getting sores from sitting too long
>Usually it was once every month or two
>A short walk to the library ought to help with that
>And maybe some food now that you come to think of it
>*Rumble*
>Seriously though, the fuck?
>*Thud thud thud thud*
>Your gaze drifts up towards the sky where Shining Armor’s protective bubble had sat for the past few days
>Really quite neat magic, it’s surprisingly weak right where the spell originates
>Your eyes focus pinpointing the spot that you had seen his magic spread and arc into the bubble it formed
>What are those black specs moving around up there?
>*Thud thud thud*
>They kind of look like ponies…
>*Crsssssh!*
>Enormous cracks spread out across the bubble racing like lightning
>Uhhhh?
>*Pssshhhh!*
>The bubble explodes above you and you see a mass of black beings swarm in through the gap
>That can’t be good…
>The pieces of the magic shielding vaporize in the air as they fall
>A low hum begins to fill the air as the black mass swarms down and branches off in all directions
>*bzzzzzZZZZZZZZ!!!!!*
>The large spec s get closer until you can make out their form
>It’s a…changeling?
>You’d read about them before
>They feast on emotions and can change into any race of pony they meet
>Wonder what’s going on…
>Oh shit!
>You duck as one buzzes your head
”Hey! Watch it bug butt!”
>The flying bug swivels around in the air at you as you shake your hoof in his direction
>A smile spreads across its face
>Uh oh
>He beats his wings quickly and zooms towards you forcing you to duck under his outstretched hooves
>As you right yourself he comes for another pass forcing you to duck again

>>28014102
>In the distance you can hear screams rising up from around the city and large crashing noises erupt around you
>What in the Celestia damned fuck is going on?
>Shouldn’t have stopped to think
>Hoofs slam into your side and you’re sent flying through the air
>Whoa shit, hangtime baby
>Ground, meet muzzle
>You impact hard onto the ground as your saddlebags careen off farther away
>You groan as you push yourself upright
>You look around and see that asshole bug smirking down at you from on high
>Jackass
>Where’s your bag
>Your eyes quickly scan while keeping tabs on the now circling bug
>Then you spot it
>A few yards away you see your bags clumped at the side of the street
>Papers are strewn everywhere
>Then you see it
>A book, your book
>It had landed in the muddy water of the gutter
>No
>No no no
>Not your books
>You can handle getting hit
>But this…
>You feel a rage welling up inside of you as you stare down at the travesty of what has occurred
>Red fills your vision and your chest heaves as you whirl on the spot to face the perpetrator
“Hey!”
>The bug stops its movements and hovers staring at you with that smug ass grin of his
“You. Ruined. My. BOOK!”
>Energy erupts into your horn
>A line of ethereal mist shoots out and wraps itself around a free hind leg of the buzzing buffoon
>You wrench your head back and like a leash your magic pulls him off kilter
>Using all your might you rip your head down shortening the leash for added velocity
>The whip trails from your horn taught along with the bug and whips towards the ground
>*Crack!*
>You standing puffing air in fury
>After a second you regain your composure and release the magical hold walking over to the crumpled mass lying in the road
>It isn’t moving
>You nudge it
>Nothing…
>Oh god did you just…?
>*BZZZZ*
>Shit!
>You duck as a pair of two changelings come your way and dive bomb you

>>28014112
>Seeing their crumpled friend they turn on you and their buzzing intensifies
“Uhhhh gotta go!”
>You turn tail and dash away magicing up your saddlebags and ruined book as you pass by
>You can hear the buzzing getting closer and closer behind you as they gain
>Wait for it
>Wait for it…
>bzzzzzzzzz
>bzzzzzZZZ
>Now!
>You throw up a wall of pure energy right behind you and the welcomed sound of two splats can be heard quickly thereafter
>What’s going on?
>As you continue your mad dash you make your way past screaming ponies being attacked by the swarm of insects
>Your head whips from side to side searching for answers
>A lone pony cornered by three changelings weeping for help catches your attention
>You slow down
>She can’t escape on her own...
>But can you take them yourself?
>And why should you even help her anyway? No one has ever done anything for you
>You gallop onward returning to your previous pace
>You get a few strides away but a shriek stops you dead in your tracks
>You let out a grunt of disgust and head back the way you came
>Rounding the corner you see the three bugs preying on their catch
>One has its teeth around her neck
>Alright then…
>Another surge of energy enters your horn and you focus on that one
>*fzzzcrack!*
>He’s gone
>Where exactly
>*fzzzCRACK!*
>Right next to you of course
>Before it even appears you have your horn charged again
>A dazed and confuse changeling gets a blast of magic straight to the face and is sent flying a good twenty feet before crashing onto the ground
>Fucker
>Now you have the attention of the other two
>One has turned around fully and that one is your next target
>*Zap!*
>A blot of magic energy bursts forth smacking him straight on the forehead
>A soft pinkish-white bubble encapsulates its head
>You turn to face the third threat and send out yet another magic bolt
>This one catches him in the legs and magical ropes snake out from the impact hog tying him

>>28014118
>You then focus your magic on the mare and grab her with your telekinesis
>You bring her over to you drop her back on the ground
“Run you idiot!”
>She nods furiously and sprints off behind a building
>Turning back to face the changelings you find a humorous sight
>One is attempting to fly with its legs tied together and is having a poor time of things while the other slowly suffocates inside his magical fish tank
>Idiots
>You release the bubble on the dying one’s head and hog tie him as well
>You then lasso the second one and merge their bonds so that they’re stuck to each other
>Smiling at your handy work you turn and gallop down the direction that you were headed
>On the way you see several guards fighting back throngs of changelings
>You see one put down a particularly cocky one before running up to him
“What’s going on!?”
>”Changeling invasion! They’re attacking the wedding. You have to get inside and now!”
“What wedding?”
>”What? The royal wedding! Have you been living under a rock!?”
>Oh right
>Was that today or something?
>Who gives a shit
“I have to get to the library!”
>You say more to yourself than to the guard
>”The library? What for?”
>You turn and start sprinting before shouting over your shoulder
“I have to protect the books!”
>Your hoofs thunder on the cobblestones as you dash through the streets
>Your lungs and legs are beginning to burn as you pass by more and more destruction
>You duck down an alley between some shops when your attention in wrenched upward
>*PTHHOOOM*
>Shards of mortar are sent flying overhead as the building next to you explodes
>As fast as you can you charge your horn
>*Vwoomp*
>A protective half bubble forms above you as debris clatters off its shell

>>28014126
>You push forward until you’re out of the blast zone and slow to a stop before dropping your magic
>You wheeze as your lungs pump air into you as fast as they can
>Staying inside all the time hasn’t helped your athleticism it would seem
>You take a moment to catch your breath
>You can hear fires crackling and see smoke pillars rising above the roof tops
>Screams and yells are heard in between the cracks and booms of exploding buildings
>And over it all a thick, rumbling, buzz can be heard
>You have to go
>You have to preserve the knowledge
>You force yourself back into a quick trot as you make your way through alleys and down smaller streets to avoid as much trouble as you can
>You bump into a few changelings on the way and each one you dispatch as promptly as you can
>You’re nearing the library
>You come out of a back alley and arrive on the opposite side of the open square where the library resides
>Ah for fuck’s sake…
>*Thud! Thud! Thud! Thudthudthud! Thud! Thudthud!*
>You see a group of 1 ,2 ,3… 7… 15… 21 changelings huddled outside the library
>Several of them are throwing themselves against the doors in an attempt to break them open
>What the fuck are they going in there for?
>You charge your horn and release a burst of energy into the air
>For a short period you can sense the heat signatures of the ponies around you
>Inside the building you sense a large thermal presence huddled in the center
>Great. They all holed up in the library…
>Alright Moondancer think, how can you get them away from there?
>Your brain races as you try to think of a way to distract the entire group
>*Crack!*
>The sound of splintering wood rips you out of your thoughts far too quickly
>Oh no
>The changelings have made a sizable hole in the door and start heading in single file
>No no NO!
>You charge out into the center of the square and blast the nearest bug you see
“Get away from MY BOOKS!”

>>28014130
>You send out beam after beam of energy at random trying to hit whatever you can
>At this point the bugs are all facing you and you back up sheepishly as they begin to bear down on you
>Oh Celestia, bad move
>They begin to swarm and circle around you as your head whips to and fro trying to get your bearings on the situation
>All you can see is a cloud of black as a deafening buzz fills your flittering ears
>The black changes to cream as the changelings all begin to adopt your form
>All around you a pack of buzzing Moondancer alicorns fly in tandem
>That’s… unnerving
>You press your ears down flat against your skull in an attempt to think
>Okay, okay what can you do?
>A blur of cream flashes by you taking a swipe
>The blow glances off and you regain your composure as quickly as you can but the attack is soon followed by another
>And another
>And another…
>You can’t hold out like this
>You have to do something and quick
>Alright, it’s now or never
>You begin to charge your horn with as much magical energy as it can handle
>Sparks begin to fly from your appendage as you scrunch your eyes in concentration
>You grunt and strain at the amount of sheer energy you have stored up before you can’t take it any longer
>You unleash a shockwave of energy from casting the spell alone sending the changelings off their course
>From your horn bursts a torrent of furious wind that rips and tears into a spiral up towards the sky
>The bugs stand little chance against the gale and are quickly sucked into the vortex
>You collapse onto the ground in exhaustion and the wind begins to throw you from side to side like a ragdoll being dragged upon the ground
>Your head whips past a street light nearly braining you on the metal base
>You are sent around again and this time the street light is all too close for you to avoid in your weakened state

>>28014138
>Looks like this is it…
>Your only regret is not studying more often
>Fuck tha police, study all day erry day
>You close your eyes right before impact
>You wait but it never comes
>Feeling the wind dissipating you open your eyes and find a soft magical aura surrounding you
>You’re dragged through the busted door of the library and are laid on the ground once inside
>Peering out the gash in the door you see Moondancer after Moondancer sent flying in all directions
>Some smash into buildings, others the ground, some fly out of sight even
>Then the gash in the door is sealed off as two earth ponies prop a study table up against it and pile as many heavy objects in front of it as they can
>A unicorn comes and helps you to your feet
>”Oh thank goodness you came. They were about to break in and I don’t know what we would have done if you didn’t get here.”
>You look around and see a group of about 10 ponies all huddled in the center of the library surrounded by a pile of books strewn over the floor
>You walk forward breathing a sigh of relief
“Oh thank Celestia you’re alright!”
>A pony begins to speak up in response but is cut off as you dive into the pile of books and hug the closest one you can tightly to your chest
>Two of the ponies raise their eyebrows at each other as you roll on the floor surrounded by your precious knowledge
>You sure do love your books
>End

http://pastebin.com/u/BrownieTown

Link to my pastebin if anyone cares. Have fun guys; I enjoyed writing this.

>>28014148
First those awesomely comfy Trixie greens, now this. When I grow up, I want to be just like you BrownieTown

>>28014450
Aww you flatter me anon

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suppy pls

>>28010523
>TFW no qt spergy spaghetti nerdy gf to cuddle at night
>TFW no face

>>28014460
Are you planing on making another green? Something comfy?

>>27972565
Memories

>>28015886
Having one is pretty comfy desu

>>28015927
Probably not, just felt like writting it cause the inspiration hit me.

>>27972565
>"Anon, what is this shit?!"
>'They're books from Earth by famous human authors.'
>"JESUS FUCK, READING HEMINGWAY MADE ME WANT TO OFF MYSELF!"
>'Ok, Moondancer, I get it.'
>"I MEAN HOLY BATDIDDLING SHITFUCK, IT WAS LIKE HAVING A HYSTERECTOMY PERFORMED WITH A RUSTY SPORK BY A BLIND RETARD!"

bumperoo

>>28017791

>>28018632
Not lettin' it die

>>28020983

>>28020983

Alright my plan for tomorrow is to just do three things
1. clean
2. qt
3. make some green


>>28014148
THat's some fabulous green my man! I was surprised to see your trip from the Trixie thread whose comfy continues to warm my little peanut heart. Great work.

>>28022207

>>28022753
suppy come back

>>28022753
Thank you kindly my man. I just read through all of jockanon and i'm liking it. Can't wait for more. One thing i noticed was that anon and moony go to a UC so is this technically set in burgerland? I live in cali so it piqued my interest

>>28025841
ye

>>28027254

>>28028740
no die

about a year ago there was a great story an anon started but never finished where scilight was peeping on jockanon and he makes her do his homework at his house and they hook up

it was cute as fuck and sort of relevant and I wanted to know if anybody remembered it

>>27972534
Here's another for thr list
Human Moondancer and Anon step-siblings
>http://pastebin.com/R0nF0j9v

>>28029865
>"M-moondancer? What're you doing here in applied physics? Don't you have quantum mechanics this perio-"
>'SHUT UP, TWILIGHT!'
>'You..you think you can f-FUCK with my man and get away with it?!'
>"Moondancer, p-please, just calm down, I just did his homework."
>'THAT'S A THOUSAND TIMES WORSE!! REEE YOU FUCKING CUNT, ONLY I SOLVE FOR X WITH HIM!!'

>>28030665

pmub

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>>28026239
I never thought about it, but why the hell not. I set most of my stuff in grungetopia because I'm a narcissist but cali gives me ideas.

>>28006388

>Hoity's
>You have been coached that it's like Olive Garden but somehow fancier
>Mother always made you wear your polo when you went on your birthday
>Hard to see how it can get fancier than that
>But now, in possession of a randy-dandy suit, you march in to the nest of the upper crust
>At first glance you are blown away
>Bubble lights meander across the ceiling like streams of the softest light
>Warm atmospheres enclose each table in its warm grip
>Gentle piano notes are picked from a corner, vibrating low under the facades of dignified diners

>You tug on your collar
>It's a bit tight and the room is altogether a smidge too warm
>A finger traces the path of a drop of sweat and sequesters it from your visage
>Anon is not often left on the back foot
>But here you are distant from your element as no other locale
>The fineries and scents choke the air
>It goes down perhaps less like a toxin, and more of a strong drug against which you lack the acquire taste or resistance
>Your eyes in a single sweep catch Moondancer's unmistakable red and velveteen locks
>She's no longer wearing the dressy shirt and skirt like before
>She wears a piece you've never seen on her
>Surely it's been picked by her parents. It is an all-black affair of a dress, which hugs her body and flows like the softest silken dunes from her shoulders to her shins
>It is obvious that it isn't to her taste; she reclines in it uncomfortably. You can tell it showcases her somewhat extra weight too openly to her liking
>Or perhaps, too, she is not yet immune to the air
>She locks eyes with you and cocks her head, gesturing for you to come and for mother and father to behold
"Here goes nothing."

And before we begin part two I want to go on to a lil' episode that I've had in my head to keep things fresh.

---Episode 8: To Be a Bad Neighbor---
>Be Bon Bon
>And say it three times fast
>Lyra's arms extend with a deep yawn over your shoulder on the bus
>The green-haired girl has struggled fiercely to stay awake on the ride to work today
"Lyra..."
>"I doe... I doe..."
>You peer at her with concern
"Look, you have bags under your eyes!"
>Lyra shrinks from the bright screen of your phone when you try to use the face camera to show off her exhausted state
"Why haven't you been getting any sleep?"
>"Y-you really want to know?"
"Come on, tell your bestest friend in the world."
>You walk a pair of fingers up her leg in a way which invokes suggestion counter to the former statement
>"It's the 'oise..." she yawns once more
"The noise? Is it construction?"
>Lyra shakes her head groggily
>"Nah. It's one of the rooms across from me."
"Who's making noise?"
>"I wish I knew. I thought it was coming from Moondancer's."
"Well... what noise is she making?"
>"Like... a pounding. Rhythmic pounding. Just a constant thump, thump thump."
"Oh my..." you cover your mouth with a hand
>"Yelling too. Moaning, yelling, screaming, the whole nine yards. It's ridiculous."
"Why can't it be coming from Moondancer's room?"
>"Psh," she waves away your suggestion. "I asked her once and she just came out in a onesie holding a textbook. I don't think she's been in the same /room/ as a guy."
>You nod, understanding the implication.
"Vinyl?"
>"Yeah. I'm gonna talk to her and Octy today after I'm done for today. I can't live like this!"
"Of course. Let's just hope they stop."
>...
>...
"Lyra?"
>"Hnnnnnk...." she snoozes from your shoulder

>Well, if things don't change, you'll take it up with Octy and Vinyl yourself!

>>28032454
Well just in case you didn't know UC stands for University of California
Whatever you do is cool with me at any rate.

>>28032535
Yeah, I'm getting a Berkeley vibe of all this and that's said as a Britbong

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>>27974084
>when I got back from the mountains
>>27987297
>back from the firehouse
>>28022753
>my little peanut heart

Damn suppy, you sound like a pretty cool guy

>>28032676
The legume qualities of my heart allow me to enjoy lots of cool things! And thank you.

Bumping for king peanut heart

bump 4 suppy

Is it suppy time yet?

>>28034564

>>28033968

>>28033214

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suppy pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzoazPPC7b8

>>28037615

>>28039727

>>28038605

You know what'd be cool? A conversation so that we're not constantly putting empty bumps in the thread while we wait on suppy who's probably getting worn down by the pressure of having to breath life into this thread all the time. That'd be righteous.

Let's start simple. What kind of green involving Moondancer would you like to read? Like a dream story kind of thing if you could choose. Tell us why you'd want that kind of story. Rate other anons' ideas and shit. I'll go first.

I want an over the top buddy cop green with moondancer and anon. Can be either pony or human. I just want to see some witty and funny dialogue between the two with crazy police/detective work in a city with criminals that border on super villains and Anon and moony are the only two for the job.

I'd like this just because some good light hearted fun is always nice and i think the dynamic between grouchy moony and light hearted/slacker anon would be neat.

Either that or VigialanteAnon and Moondancer. Anon has taken to the streets to fight the corruption in the world and Moondancer is his trusty partner in JUSTICE. She would be the oracle to his batman so to speak. Action, drama, and romance oh my.

I always like a little bit darker material and that could be well presented with moondancer because she seems to try to be a serious character most times. No nonsense moony would try her best to keep anon as prepared and safe as she could because she knows what'll happen if he's not.

>>28041954
>>28041480
>>28040770
>>28034564
>>28033968

Thanks for keeping the thread alive!

I don't want to be too sappy or over-focused on my emotional state but this is the last night I spend in my home state. Lived in the same town almost exactly two decades and haven't moved once. Just opened some guarana and a bag of chips since I want to write more but it all hurts.

And I do enjoy writing, so thank you for enabling me, either by bumping or saying nice things (or productively not-so-nice things). I don't deserve to be the object of your support but I'll try to earn it.

>>28041954
Sounds like a good plan, there are three ideas I'd quite like to see. First is a slightly comfy adventure story with anon and Moonie exploring somewhere together (if anyone's read Red Mars, think Arkady and Nadia's circumnavigation of Mars on the Arrowhead). Second would be an extension of the kind of story Brownie Town did, about what she was up to during all of the major events set in Canterlot (Discord, Tirek, even the Gala would be interesting). Third would be Moonie setting up an Equestrian space program.

>>28032454

>Her parents double-take as you walk over
>You pull out a seat for yourself and rake your gorgeous head of hair
>You got the hairstyle from some war documentary you saw once
>The one with the Nazis that invaded Pearl Harbor or something
>The arms of your suit strain to withhold the awesome power of your wicked 'ceps when you pull out a seat and plop down
>"Mother, father, I would like to introduce you to my romantic partner."
>Her mother looks like almost as much of a fucking nerd as Moonie
>Just a stuck-up nerd. Like a nerd that thinks they're really cool
>She winks at her daughter
>"Interesting..." she intones in a heavy Prench accent
>Daddy is a wispy-ass looking toff motherfucker
>Doesn't look like there's been any meat on those bones since Neighitnam
>If they're ever gonna be your in-laws, you KNOW you have to get him to lift
>It's just gross otherwise
>He just straightens his tie and sneers, wobbling a thin silver line over his lip

>"Mother, father, Anon. Anon, Baron Seneschal and Wuthering Lows."
>...
>Oh fuck, courtesy
>You zip to your feet and bow
"My lords."
>Mother coughs and waves away your bow, instead offering a hand palm-down
>You remember this from the movies
>Some dude kisses the hand of a cute girl
>But she's not a cute girl. She's royalty
>You must be missing something here!
>Aha! The royal handshake. Of course!
>You place your hand palm-up beneath hers, offering a dainty handshake that's been flipped on its side
"It is the highest honor, Lordess."
>"Quite..."
>Shaking Seneschal's hand is an easier task, but you don't notice Wuthering Lows wipe her hand on a napkin
>You take your seat for real now

>"A little lacking on protocol, are we?" father remarks dryly
>"Father!" Moondancer scolds
>She gulps when he turns his steely gaze on her, and she stutters to justify herself
>"Well it's just that um... Anon spends so much of his time studying law that his courtesies are... rusty."
"Exactly. I can spend whole days in the... law zone."

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>>28032454
(In Anon's brain)

>>28042172

>Time to start whipping out those fancy words that Twilight taught you!
>"Well dear, I'm sure we know someone /else/ who at times struggles with /her/ protocol."
>Mother nudges father and chuckles
>After what feels like eons, Seneschal curls his lip as if to concede the point
>"Perhaps so. It should seem fitting that our darling daughter would find a soul in similar plight."
>"Quite so."
>You shuffle nervously in your seat
>It's go time
"Quite indubitably my good man."
>The two share side-eyes
>Awestruck by your ability to be fancy
"Alas and indeedly that we plight... much the same."
>Moondancer stares at you not quite sure what she is witnessing
>Perhaps you can surprise even her with your ability to adapt
>"Yes... anyhow," mother keeps the ball rolling
>Your display seems to have worked for now
>"Anon, what field of law are you pursuing?"
"I... uh..."
>You go for a glass of water. More time to think
"I want to be a lawyer for police suspects. But for the big crimes, you know?"
>"Big crimes? Do you mean fraud? Tax evasion? Identity theft?"
>You shrug
"I guess it depends. How many stars do you get for those?"
>"Excuse me... stars?"
"Yeah, like..."
>You rack your brain for examples
"If you were to fly over Area 69, that would get you five stars. That's when the FBI comes after you. City cops aren't part of that anymore. So that's like... a big case."
>"Surely you mean Area 51?" Father clarifies
"Never heard of it."
>Mother opens her mouth to speak but nothing comes out
>Guess she isn't a law nerd.
"And it's not all big stuff, right?"
>You start gesticulating with your arms
"If you just blow something up that's one star, but if you keep at it, you can get all the way up to six stars."
>You nod, satisfied with yourself
"That's where I come in. I will lawyer for them and get rid of their wanted level."

>"Perhaps... modern criminal law is not in the scope of our knowledge, dear."
>Mother nods in agreement
>"So what do you and Moondancer enjoy?"

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>>28042172
>If they're gonna be your in-laws
Well, well, well. It seems this man has some plans

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>>28042234
>What do you and Moondancer enjoy?

>>28042234

>Moonie breathes a sigh of relief and you slap your knee
>Finally an easy one
"Goodness gracious your honors, what /don't/ we enjoy?"
>Your girlfriend appears to rest easier in her seat
>You got this
"We like missionary, cowgirl- HRNGH"
>A nail drives mercilessly into your thigh and your girlfriend shoots you a venomous glare
>"W-we... we do missionary work with... cowgirls. In Appleloosa. For poor girls who do not have families to feed them."
>"Missionary?" mother looks to father. "I don't recall you being the religious type."
>"We go along with it in order to do good things. Because that is what we do. Good, chaste things."
>Father seems to finally appreciate something
>"Yes... it's good that you're staying wholesome. Lots of girls lose their marbles in college."
"Sometimes they lose- HRNGH"
>Moonie interrupts what could've been a funny one
>In immediate retrospect, you see how that kind of humor would be sinful in the eyes of the royals

>The waiter comes by
>The same breed of toff as Moonie's father
>Maybe a little less haughty and prestigious
>"Have the ladies and gentlemen decided?"
>"Lemon verbena cured sea trout. And a bottle of the Fonseca. 1963."
>"The Cote de porc please."
>"R-roast pigeon." Moonie falters for a half-moment, struggling to find the price
>Fancy places don't list prices, because royalty is allowed to haggle
>Or was it that they charge the government directly?
>"And for you, sir?"
"The Saudi fowee grass my good man. Oh, and uh, breadsticks?"
>He stares quizzically
>"Breadsticks, sir?"
"Y'know, the unlimited breadsticks? Yea big?"
>You charade a small basket
"I didn't see it and we didn't get one so I wasn't sure if... it..."
>Murderous eyes bore at your head
>You clap your hands quietly
"Which is what I would say, if we were in a /dirty/ place like... /Olive Garden/. Blech."
>The waiter just leaves
>Moonie swoops in, trying to salvage the great big wreck that is you
>"Aha. You and your... avant-garde sense of humor, darling."

>>28042239
I mean, could you imagine a future without a sweaty nerd wife?

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>>28042347
No

>>28042347
That was entry number 3 on my list of reasons for deciding to propose

>>28042172
>>28042234
>>28042310
>the law zone
that place is just like Rand McNally, where they wear shoes on their hands and hamburgers eat people!

>>28042228
>>28042242
Bad place to ask maybe, but can somebody explain Bruce Campbell's chin? Everyone jokes around about it, but I don't see what makes it so special

>>28043962
Preddy big

>>28043962
It's perfect

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>>28042172
>>28042234
>>28042310

>>28045892
Whatcha mean? He's owning this lawyer thing. Better than Phoenix Wright

>>28045925
I'm in a somewhat similar situation to Anon's. Just replace intellectuality with religion. In my experience it doesn't really ever cease to be a point of contension and Anon isn't exactly the brightest bulb in the basket so I don't see this ending too well unless he can just get through the dinner and then avoid them for a while.

>>28046136
nerd

Bymp

I want to walk up to Moondancer and stick my head in her sweater

hi from whiskey dick mountain (mountain captcha kek)

>>28047930
suppy you hammered?

>>28048152
Nah it's literally Whiskey Dick Mountain. I'm in Cd'a now.

>you will never peel the pungent clothes off her sweaty unwashed body after a week of non-stop studying

>>28050319

>>28050319

>>28050319

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>"..'The law zone', Anonymous?"
>'Well, yeah, it's like, right there by Conjunction Junction and 21 Jump Street.'
>"I'm fucking speechless."
>'Cause I'm so smart, right?'

>>28052977
New art!

>>28053178

>>28052977
Moondancer! Watch your language

>>28054264
English

page 10

>>28055528

What's with all the empty bumps recently?

>>28056948
In this thread, or the board as a whole?

There's one or two autistic /b/tards dropping their birdshit in random threads right now.

>>28056948
Thread dead baby, thread's dead.

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yellowstone is cool. Have wifi and study material

>>28056978

>>28056972
The board as a whole
I guess a bump is still a bump, but is it really that hard to type four letters
I probably sound triggered
i am a little triggered
grrr

>>28057640
its k
all the redditor glimmy glammy wammy spam is making the board move faster than normal, this threads finding itself back here quicker

Nothing to see here bump

..bump

>>28059675

I wonder if it's just one anon making empty bumps and I just happen to frequent the same threads as him

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I will bring the green from Cheyenne tonight. Yellowstone wifi turned out to be anus. Currently chilling with some brushfire guys by the highway because I'm still red card certified and the trees are crowning like fug

Bump with ideas for moonie and jockanon

>>28061873
>Bump with ideas for moonie and jockanon
Make Moonie mom want him (tries to come on to him in what she thinks is a subtle way, it's actually fairly obvious to anyone in the room)

>>28061873
Are you on trailcrew or something?
Had a friend who did that up in some of the national parks here in commiefornia.

Thanks 3G now I can get back to my kirghiz whale watching board.

>>28061926
I used to be at my old department which I just left (we were rural). So I went down to the crew camp by dubois but they didn't need any more hands, looks like they beat the shit out of it just recently in the interface. Lots of sprinklers and some fuel crews. Cali guys are hardcore tell your friend that a horse autist on 4chan respects him.

>>28046136
>replace intellectuality with religion
Theology is science, though comparative theology seems more like it.

>>28062407
I hope you are enjoying our floods, fires, and drought.

>>28063765

>>28063765
Just got in to Cheyenne. Beautiful country, just a hell of a lot of it.

>>28063765
PS please get rid of Lander

>>28064715
bumping so glimmer spam doesn't kill us

>>28065339
again

>>28052977
ART

>>28065339

>>28042310
"Thanks dear."
>Father coughs and stares only at Moondancer
>once the wine arrives and is poured, all he does is peer at you through the glass between sips
>Mother shifts in place and crosses her legs
>"So, um... Moondancer dear, how did you come across such a strapping young man?"
>She wiggles her head and winks at you
>It reminds you of grandma blowing you a kiss
>Minus how cute and familiar it is
>In fact, you can hear her voice right now
>"Oh Ah-NON dearie, you be sayfe at y'all's big school now, muffin."
>This is not in the realm of cute
>you just want grandma and breadsticks
>Moondancer nudges you
>Shit! Time to be fancy again!
>What do fancy people like?
"The water polo."
>"In a philosophy class."
>Your choral answers reflect an immediate lack of preparedness
>But this, too, can be spun

>"I... um... what Anon means is..." Moonie begins
>Mother cocks an eyebrow in your direction
>It's disgusting,
>But maybe, just maybe, you can tap into how hot you are
>Get mom on your side
>You lean forward over your thick right arm, glancing both ways surreptitiously
>Moonie says that word means sneaky
"Well..." you begin, words dripping with a handsome college man's charm
>Mother's brow arises once more
"She didn't see me, but I was playing that... smashing water polo recreation with my... acquirances."
>"Acquaintances" Moonie feeds you
"My acquaintances. And I saw this smokin-... intellectually high temperature girl-folk playing the polo. But she only noticed /me/ in our philosophy class."
>Mother stops you
>"Moondancer dear, when did you learn to swim?"

>Fuck
>"Ah... mother... I just... wanted to try... water polo?"
>"But you-"
"But we /really/ met in the philosophy class. She's so cute when she's smart. Which is all the time. Because she's smart."
>"How /romantic/. What happened when you met, dear?"
>"W-well... we discussed the cave. The Allegory of the Cave"

>>28066841

>You were in a cave once at a park. Time for the touchdown!
"Oh yeah. So Moonie was being so smart, and so I wanted to get her attention, so I started talking about the cave-"
>"Yes! And how esoteric his arguments were. I was romantically attracted to him instantaneously," Moonie gracefully cuts you off
>Food arrives
>Holy fuck

>It looks like literal roast anus
>You thought that the sauteed foie gras was some kind of weird salad
>Not some fucking teriyaki meat monster
>What ever happened to wings?
>But everyone else appears delighted with their shit
>Mother and father dig in like royals; slowly, and making dignified noises of approval every time they bite
>Even Moonie doesn't look like she hates herself
>So you just suck it up and slice the damn thing to pieces
>One bite at a time
>But it's so sweet...

>The conversation has died down
>things are almost going to plan
>BZZT. BZZT. BZZT
>You slip a hand into your pocket and look at your phone
>someone from the football team
>It's wings and nachos day after all
>You let it slide and go back to your sweet meat catastrophe
>BZZT. BZZT. BZZT
>Father looks at you
>"Is there someone attempting to reach you?"
>You fumble around, trying to shut it off
"Just the law zone. They need me to do the... law simulator today."
>"Law... simulator?"
"Yeah, it's like for planes, but like... uh..."
>"Please, Anonymous, do take this call if it is so important."
>Gulp
"Nothing is more important than fine dining with my segregated other's parents!
>Father lays down his fork. His chin angles up ever so slightly
>Perhaps so he can look down on you
>"Take the call, Anonymous. It will not offend."

>>28066852

>BZZT. BZZT. BZZT.
>No
>Please, no...
>"Take. The. Call."
>"Seneschal!"
>"Come now dear, this is important for him, right Anon?"
"Yes... indee-diddly my lord."
>You swipe to answer and gingerly lift the phone to your ear
"Feliz navidad good sir. Law man Anonymous at your service."

>"Felicitations. It's felicitations."
>Moonie stares into her food like a Vietnam vet dragged back to Neigh Sanh

>"YO MY MAN 'NON, THESE WAITRESSES ARE HOT AS FUCK, WHERE ARE YOU?"
>You turn away, but your mate's cacophonous voice reaches everyone at your table with ease
"Good sir, I must decline for I am engaged in a social engagement. I can help you with the law simulator later."
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S HELLA BITCHES, HELLA WINGS, HELLA NACHOS AND OUR FUCKING QUARTERBACK IS PLAYING FANCY? YO WHERE YOU AT."
"I believe you have the wrong number and I'll call you back"
>"ANON YOU BETTER NOT-"
>/click/

>Four eyes stare in total disbelief
>Two are looking away, humiliated
>Moonie's face glows red
>her father's with anger
>"Anonymous. Where are you from?"
"Uhh... Canterlot."
>"What district?"
>You suck in some air
"Westside..."

>Father allows his silverware to clang on his plate
>"Your friend says you play football? What are you really studying, Anonymous?" he shoves a bony finger in your face
"My name is Anon and I study law and I do not play sports" you drone, just as Twilight drilled you
>"Liar!"
>He shifts the focus of his anger
>"Moondancer. You have lied to us once. Do not lie to us again. Who is this LOUT?"
>Other tables look on with concern
>"Anon is..."
>Your girlfriend stares at you with a falling face

>>28066865

>"...not a law student. He's a Communications major and he's our university's quarterback."
>Father shoots out of his seat, bringing mother with him by the arm
>"Moondancer! We are leaving this instant."
>"Father! Twilight lied to her parents and the stretched the truth and all I did was-"

>The razors of father's pupils gore Moonie's resistance
>"/Perhaps/ we will continue to fund your education, but /any/ future of yours in /this/ family is in serious doubt unless you fly home with us /today/. Consider your current semester DONE, and whatever relationship you /think/ you have with this imbecile bastard DONE."
>She protests, albeit stunned and ineffectively, and is dragged off before you even realize what is happening
>The waiter slinks over to you, sitting aghast and thoroughly shocked
>"We shall bill Seneschal. But we must ask that you leave this establishment."
>You don't need any more encouragement and you bolt straight out of the door

>You call back your pal, who you're still mad as fuck at
"I need a ride. Right now."
>"Yo what's this-"
>/Click/
>It takes eight minutes for Featherweight to show up with his dad's Camaro
>Eight minutes too long
>"What's the shit my ni-"
"Airport. Now."

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COMING SOON (IN OMAHA OR KCMO)
THE DRAMATIC CONCLUSION

Take my hand and dance with me
Under the stars where we may be free
Let the moonlight shimmer over your beauty
With nobody else would I rather be

You fill the void that draws so near
And clear the air of all my fears
You do so fill me, to brim with joy
I pray your love is not some ploy

Among tomes and tatters your form does rest
Inside that hovel I do detest
It keeps you from me and from my arms
I do so wish to be graced with your charms

But lo, for you do stay inside
Away from me so I shall hide
Outside your sill till evening rest
And watch you lay once more to rest

Careful I shall ever be
To refrain from gaze of eyes that see
I must watch you through that shallow glass
Until the night has come to pass

And once day rises yet again
I shall escape back to my den
I find myself sitting then
Basking in memory of your visage once again

>>28067546
Fuck anon, that was actually really pretty

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>>28066873
Go to her, get on one knee, and say the words anon. Do it boy!

>>28067572
Thank you kindly

>>28066873
Snobs

>>28067546
That's hella pretty. What's it for?