Rainbow Dash gives you this look and tells you to meet her after

>>27961634
It's probably some kind of prank, so I would tell her to fuck off.

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I'd tell her I'm already hanging out with rarity

Make fun of her stupid hat.

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>>27961661

>>27961634
Tell her to take a shower ffs

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>>27961634
>EQG
>Image.png
>Shitty prompt
Trashed.

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>>27961715
You're telling me that you don't want to get a big whiff of Dash's sweaty armpits?

>>27961634
Report her to principal Celestia for sexual harassment.

>>27961768
I'm saying the mane 5 plus Shimmer need to gang up on her after gym, forcibly remove her clothes, cable tie her hands to the shower and let it rip freezing cold water down on her as they pour liquid soap over her. Then they can give her some time to recuperate and stop crying (still tied) and then its time to brake out the razors.

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>>27961634
>Go meet her behind the school
>Exchange pleasantries
>Whip out my tuba
We all know what happens next.

>>27961634
Tell her that she plays a shit instrument and brings disgrace to that marching band hat.

>>27961900
http://youtu.be/MreUtmdNqpc

>>27961634
put on a hazmat suit and gas mask and prepare for the crustiest experience of my life

>>27961996
>crusty cunt
You act like it's a bad thing

>>27961996
Kek

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>>27961768
>armpits
>not wanting to sniff her sweaty feet

>>>/out/

>>27961634

Stout Shako for 2 Refined.

>>27962164
I would if she didn't have man feet

>>27961634
>after school
That was when the gym was open. I gave up 3 clubs because they interfered with gym time. I'm not about to disregard gains for girls.

>>27961634
WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

>>27961726
I don't get it. What's so bad about mobile posters?

>>27961634
Look, i know a lot of people like it and i respect them because they're entitled to their own opinion, but i don't like futanari girls and i doubt i will like them ever.

>>27962530
MY FATHER,

TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

>>27963232
I disagree but respect your opinion and thank you for the manners you exuded when displaying your opinion

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>>27962530

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>>27961634
That sounds like a start of a very sexy Hentai..

>>27961634
prepare my anus for the rainbow dick

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>>27962164
I bet you're a fucking nigger.

That's what most /mlp/ posters are anyways

>>27963232
Futa girls are fine, as long as they are the ones receiving.

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>>27961634
>Meet Dash after school.
>Scope the area beforehand and leave if obvious prank.
>Fuck her raw if it's not a prank.
>Trade numbers and do it again later.
Literally did this exact thing in highschool. Too bad the girl I was smashing got knocked up by a Jamal halfway through senior year and is a single mother now.

Good times, highschool

I was feeling like writing something but this is a shitty prompt and I'm not sure if should feed this kind of fag

But I've always been a shit writer so have this anyway

>this can't be good, probably a prank
>but rainbow is your friend, guess not going there will be worse than anything that she may have prepared for you
>she know how you get pissed at stupid jokes, and she will not risk your friendship with one...i guess
"K cya Dash"
>you head to the bathroom to take a shower, day sure was hot today, and you teacher doesn't care since he's not the one running under the sun
>it was the final class today so you will see your "surprise" in 10 minutes
>as you get dressed trying to ignore the fags staring at you, you begin to wonder what waits for you
>probably another "difficult task that can only be solved by a brilliant mind"
>better empty your cavities in case she tries to jumpscare you
>maybe she decided to give back your vydia
>maybe she just bought treat and wants to share
>you're now clothed, empty and ready,let's see what she wants
>hope for the best prepare for the worst
>you walk toward the main doors
>as soon as you open you look over the crowd, non stopping the walk and near the pole leaning against it, you spot a rainbow hair.

>>27961634
i go and see his dick

>>27963666
Thank you, Lucifer. You're right.

>>27965601

>>27961634
Report her to the principle's office for LITERALLY RAPING ME WITH HER EYES.

>>27961634
Flap my arms and cluck like a chicken
Bitches love cocks

>>27961634

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>>27962548
Posting from a mobile device implies that they are not posting from a computer in a fixed location in a darkened room, surrounded by empty ramen cups, Cheetos packets, and 2-liter Mt. Dew bottles, as is the accepted nor,. It implies that if they haven't left their mom's basement, then they at least have the capability to do so.

>>27966080
*Norm.

Fuck.

Proofread, faggot.