How can earth ponies and unicorns even compare?

LITTLE MAGIC UNICORNS
BIG WHITE HOOFS

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>>27959753
Big Macintosh is a prancing la-la homo pony who doesn't even lift and he can still hoist practically anything because earth ponies are naturally endowed with functional strength.

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>>27959753
>yfw a filly who doesn't even lift does your 1RM for reps

>>27959753

Everyfilly knows that I'm the strongest and biggest.

>be unicorn
>mudpony swaggers up to me, clearly looking to fight
>snap his fucking neck with Telekinesis

Unicorns will always reign.

>>27959753
>Bulk Biceps
>>>/fit/38013932
Maybe if he were natty he wouldn't have wings that even Scootaloo laughs at.

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Ok, lets agree you guys like horse cock

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>>27961633
Was there ever any doubt?

>>27961137
>be unicorn
>unless you got your qt mark in krav maga, your magic telekinesis is only useful for fine motor skills
>get suplexed by an earth pony

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>>27959753
they can't

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>Be Bulk Biceps
>Muscles straining, eyes bulging
>You can't make this next rep
>The bar inches closer and closer to your chest and you begin to panic
>Suddenly a figure appears before you, bathed in light
>You can't really make out any features, only that the creature is bipedal
>You're so shocked you almost release your grip on the bar completely, but something tells you this guy isn't a threat
>"Just one more rep, bro, gotta get natty"
>A sense of calm washes over you and slowly but surely you raise the bar over your head one last time
>"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" you roar and the figure smiles
>"We're all gonna make it brah" he soothes before disappearing in a wave of light
>A tear falls from your eye and you feel the sudden urge to fuck a stallion

>>27963712
No homo though right?

They CAN'T.

>>27964595
It's not homo if you don't cuddle afterwards

>>27964646
>big mclargedotpng

>>27963602
>>27964646
The fact that she prefer Discord over this autist pretty much work against this theory.

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>>27959753

>>27964666
>this desu
You know, it's like as long as your balls don't touch then it's free game.

And that's like testicle to testicle. So like if your balls touch his chin, that's not gay man.

>>27964868
>she prefer Discord over this autist
[citation needed]

>>27961718
This picture made me gay.