Nerf guns and Ponies

>>27949960
>Try to demonstrate to belligerent ponies nerf guns are harmless by putting a Maverick to my head
>Ponies are suddenly freaking out telling you you have so much to live for
>Fuck it
>Proceed to pull a Blazing Saddles moment on the population of Equestria

>>27949960
>Pony Neo: "Guns. Lots of guns."

>>27949960

Spray down schoolyard at recess. Take picture of stunned ponies covered in darts.

Work my way up to Princesses and other large species like dragons.

>>27949960
how do they know what real guns are?
they don't have those in Equestrioa

>>27951231
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>>27949960
loot, a lot of loot.

>>27949960
>Think they are real guns
>Implying they have the technology to create guns more advanced than a basic musket or flintlock pistol, yet don't understand what a TOY GUN would be

>>27951231
"bullets" and "tanks" are canon, why the fuck would they not know what a gun is? Don't be retarded.

>>27949960
I use lures to get the ponies to gather in one spot, thinking they're going to catch a Ponymon on their magical tablets. When they show up, I shoot them with nerf darts.

get some real guns