Homo Horse Hangout | /hhh/ #19

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>>27939438

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>>27939484

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>>27939438
fuck I was off
to the guy who emailed me, I replied back to you

also, new discord server icon design, pic related
thanks to Dadio for it

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>>27939664
nbd homo
i missed it too.

ahh well, fresh thread time.

>>27939690
such a cutie

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>>27939609

>>27940029
Why is he so hot

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>>27940035
i dunno
but hes legit best colt

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>>27940046
>pink fucker
>best colt
right

>blitz/elusive/applejack threesome fic is almost done for those that care.

>>27941572
More content is always good. Remember to link it here when it's done.

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Because I have some time, here's a short piece of cyoa/green/probably-going-to-die-story I'll do as long as it interests me.

>Opening your eyes after the first week in Ponyville, and you can honestly say: it was kinda disappointing.
>For all that reputation the place gets for spontaneous song and dance, a close knit community where everypony knows your name, excitement and magical misadventures to last lifetimes...you haven't seen any of it.
>Granted, those only seem to follow the leads of six certain ponies...and you've spent most of your time going back and forth moving furniture...but no more!
>Today is a new day! The start of your new life! With the move almost complete and some paperwork to do, you're about to officially become a Ponyville citizen!
>...in a few more hours. They mayor's office isn't open just yet, and you still have to get ready for the day. No matter! A trip to the bathroom will freshen you right up!
>The face you see in the mirror is the same as you always see, of course. You're a:

>Young stallion. At a glance,a bit of an oddity in this town of mares. (default Ponyville)
>Young stallion. Which isn't that odd, considering the number of stallions already here. (R63 Ponyville)
>Human. Anon gtfo REEEEEE
>Not the kind of thing you'd normally expect at a place like this...(other)

Species goes here

>>27941800
oh cool, a sorta-kinda cyoa? I guess young pegasus stallion in default ponyvillle? Unless other anons have better ideas.

>>27941572
Do want
Please post

>>27941800
R63 ponyville all day long motherfucker


Lets do this shit

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>>27941800
R63
6
3

>>27941800
R64 please

I want sum berry dick

>>27941995
R63*
Fuck, i fucked up

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>>27941995

>not wanting fabulous Elusive cock .

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>>27942004
can we settle on appul?

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>>27942096

Yes. Although a nice Butterscotch sounds good too.

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>>27942119
this is fine too

>>27942553
unf

>>27942553
Best mohawk pone right there

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>>27942553
Soarin' sexually harassing Thunderlane a best.

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>>27942659
>its a tradition all the other wonderbolts found weird.
>not soarin' though, he always seemed to enjoy it, strange as it was.
>he only ever enacted the centuries old tradition on colts for some reason or another
>of course, the recruits always hated it
>but you swear that you could see little soarin' poking out of his jumpsuit every time he enacted this carnal ritual of fondling.
>not that you would ever bring that up to him, of course
>it would just be too awkward, you being nothing but a janitor
>humans cant fly, so of course that's what the wonderbolts would make you
>you are surprised enough there was a solution for walking on clouds
>not that it makes it easy, clouds aren't exactly flat
>regardless, Soarin' has the influence to easily get you fired over something like that
>its probably best if you just keep your mouth shut

>>27941800
I really enjoyed the R63 threads so I'd be down for that.

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>>27942887
dubs decides what you do next i suppose
ill write the continuation when i have time

>>27943290
>Soarin' realizes that you're technically a colt and you work for the Wonderbolts, so...

>>27943290
Confront soran about it and get fugged

>>27943290
do nothing about it
do your job like a good communist

>>27943290
Anon makes a quip about not baing taken out to dinner first. Receiving the first genuine response in forever, Soarin immediately flusters and offers a "I-if you'd like that I k-know a place...."

>>27945291
re rolling for this one

>>27941984
>>27941992
>>27941997

>The face in the mirror is that of a young stallion, of course. And during your short stay here, you've seen plenty of other stallions too.
>Remember those six ponies that all the things seem to happen to? They, like most of the town's population, are stallions too. The Elements of Harmony, you recall.
>See? I DO keep up with the times! Eat that, last-pony-that-insulted-me!
>...anyway, stretching out all your limbs, you get a good look at what your morning bed-mane looks like. Its...well it could be better. Turning around to check your tail, you see that at least your butt-brush is in its proper shape.
>A few runs with a brush can't hurt though. But all in all, pretty regular looking for a:

>Earth Pony
>Pegasus
>Unicorn
>Bat pony
>Changeling...?

Please decide on coat/eye/mane/tail colours and styles and all that stuff too.Not that I can draw any of it...

>>27945676
lets be a pegasus

idk about colors

>>27945676
earf pone
with brown coat, and black hair.

>>27945676
pegasus please

>Please decide on coat/eye/mane/tail colours and styles
if you insist: brick red coat, goldenrod eyes, purple mane/tail, Soarin' recolor

>>27945676

>>27946040
these colors, but unicorn

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>>27945691
>>27946040
>>27946218
Well pegasus is winning so...

>Stretching your wings out you give them a few good flaps to shake free any loose feathers and start preening them.
>Like your mother always told you:"If you really want to rile up another pegasus, go for the wings!"
>Wait, no...that was your dad. What mom REALLY said was:"Preening is something you either do yourself, or get from ponies you trust. Don't let strange ponies preen your wings."...or something like that. Its been a while.
>Red-brown feathers in place, you run your brush a few times through your purple mane and tail, the black streaks falling into place to make your mane look like that blue Wonderbolt's hair. You found it looked good on you.
>Other morning stuff done, you head off to the mayor's office to finish up those papers. He seemed like a nice enough stallion, looking pretty good for his age too, if you do say so yourself. He must moisturise often.
>After going through all the waiting and other bureaucratic stuff you don't care about, the time finally comes to fill in your personal details. There's a already a picture of your face in the corner, and all that's left to do is fill in your name and talent. There's already a picture of your cutie mark, of course, but as metaphorical as they can sometimes be, its a common practice to have their owners describe them in their own words.

>>27946605
"the mark of someone who is a colossal fuckup, but somehow still likeable"

>>27946625
Kek, this.

>>27946605
The mark of a dick-sucking pro

>>27946605
the mark of a total buttslut

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this pone is a 10/10 cutie patootie

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>>27942659

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>>27946625
>>27947564
>>27947600

>The Cutie Mark is the identifying sign of any pony. Some would even say its the part that defines their very identity. Yours says:
>"The mark of a colossal fuckup, but somehow still likeable"
>Its an inside joke.
>Though you have heard the words "dick-sucking pro" and "total buttslut" thrown around. The nerve of some ponies...just because you're good at being nice to ponies doesn't mean sex is the only thing you're good for, why in fact-
>"AHEM."
>The Mayor's voice breaks through your inner monologue before you can get too far. But a sheepish smile and a few hoofwritten sentences later have you finished with your paperwork.
>"AHEM"
>What is it this time!? Oh, your name.

Some of you aren't reading too closely, are you? What, do you think this thread is for lewds only?

>>27948033
You mean it's not?

And as for name, how about Nighthawk?

>>27948142
Eh, well I suppose I can't have expected anything else. But hearing nothing but sucking dick and buttsluts takes its toll eventually. Where are all the tops?

>Night Hawk. That's your name.
>"And done. Welcome to Ponyville, Night Hawk." The mayor smiles warmly.
>Finally, now you can get some things done!
>"Aren't you forgetting something~?" You hear the stallions voice behind you as you turn away.
>Ah yes, your documents. The mayor passes them back to you with a smirk and half lidded eyes. Though you don't truly notice that until you've left the room.
>Err...was he coming onto you?
>You shake your head. No time for that, you're officially part of the town now! Where will you go first?

>Back home, maybe you've got some mail.
>Find some food, Sugarcube Corner's the only place you know right now, but damn if their cakes aren't good!
>Head to the market. Your fridge could stand to be a little more stocked. Perhaps a few more apples...
>Other...?

>>27949090
Let's go home, check for mail, and celebrate by doing nothing productive! We should probably look for jobs tomorrow?

>>27949090
First, let's drop off our documents at our house. Then, we should go celebrate by having brunch and mimosas at a nice cafe. Perhaps we might even meet a qt stallion there~

>>27949090
>am top
I like reading about,bottoms getting thier shit pushed in

That and i wanna see BB or dusk top this guy

>>27949090
GO BUY APPULS
Then flirt with apple cart horse

>>27949090

out house is kinda lonely, lets stop by Butterscotch's for a pet.

>>27951084
i like this idea
lets get ourselves a dog
or like a non dick rabbit or somthing

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max cute horse

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>>27945291
no one got dubs so im rolling with this one
>you decide to not bother, your job is worth more than the dignity of some fresh recruits.
>they probably like it anyway, the faggots.
>later in the day you go to clean the locker room
>you set your "CLOSED FOR CLEANING/ MAINTENANCE" sign out on the door, and get to work.
>while you are bent over scrubbing some strange white stains from the floor of the showers, you hear footsteps behind you.
>before you can turn to look you feel someone straddle your back.
>you feel something.. warm poking you through the back of your jumpsuit, but before you can begin to wonder what it is, you feel something wrap around your waist, and begin to touch at your crotch.
>it finally clicks, you immediately realize what this is.
>it's fucking soarin'.
"mmm, this ones nice, meaty, and warm."
>he says, almost whispering your ear in a way that makes you shiver dear god you can hear the perverted joy dripping from his mouth.
>"what the FUCK"
>you manage to yell
"oh RELAX anon, it happens to everybody at one point or another, just let me feel."
>his response, somehow even more sultry in that husky gravely voice of his, it makes the hair on your neck stand up
>you know if you tried you could at least have a chance of knocking him off
>but his voice and throbbing horsecock against your back have you frozen stiff.
"D-d-don't you have any manners? A-aren't you supposed to take me to dinner first?"
>you manage to stutter out, you immediately feel your face go red.
>after saying this, you feel some weight lift off of your back, in response you turn your head to look at soarin'.
"W-wait really? you would go with me?"
>soarin' has now turned beet red, though his cock has gotten harder against your back.
"w-well yeah, its not like i'm gonna turn down free dinner or anything, they don't exactly pay me that much here"
>you say
" W-well I-if you'd like that I k-know a place...."
>he says
"..hey soarin'?"
"yeah anon?"
"can you please get off of me?"

>>27952092
first green attempt btw, be gentle.
next parts to come when i have time

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>mom is antigay and antigun
>dad is antigay
>both are filthy commies
>mfw I am a nazi

>>27952535
hitler ice cream
can i assume they only carry white flavors?

>>27952565

no juice flavors, that's for sure.

>>27952565
There are different variations of vanilla
Chocolate comes with zyklon sprinkles

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stallion rump bump

>>27952092
good stuff

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What's a better gay, non-r63 ship than Trendermac?

>>27953783
>no cute bookworm will ever possessively worship my ass

life is pain

>>27954250
soarin and shining

>>27954250
Zephyr Breeze and Trenderhoof

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>>27954356
That is a good one.

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>>27954250
Bane and CIA

>>27954453
top kek

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>>27949330
>>27949760
>>27949873
>>27951084

>First things first, you're gonna drop off these papers off at your house. Don't want to be stuck carrying these around all day.
>When you get back you see a pony in uniform in front of it.
>They're rummaging around in a brown messenger bag, and their hat's on the ground next to them.
>Its the mailpony, obviously. You've seen him around once or twice. What was his name...Dopey Hooves? Something like that. Or as you like to call him, Bubble Butt. >Because he's got bubbles on his butt, geddit?
>A few minutes pass and he doesn't seem to have found what he's looking for. He hasn't noticed you either, you're standing right next to him too...

>Get his attention. Surely its just the nice thing to do...you're going to be seeing him quite regularly now.
>Get his 'attention'. Now "Bubble Butt" here is right on display. Can't help but admire a piece of art when you see it...
>Ignore him and get on with your business. He seems busy enough and you've got other things you want to do. Like go to the market and buy some apples. Or even get a pet? It is pretty lonely in there...
>Other

>>27954621
>>Ignore him and get on with your business. He seems busy enough and you've got other things you want to do. Like go to the market and buy some apples. Or even get a pet? It is pretty lonely in there...
market or pet
ignore retard pone, he is only trouble.

>>27954621
We should say hi to him, at the very least.

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>>27954621
ignore
buy pet and flirt with the scotch

>>27954621
Get it away from me.
Go inside and masterbate then fall asleep

>>27954621
>Get his 'attention'
Give the bubble butt a smack

>>27954676
>>27954699

>He does look rather busy, better not bother him and just get inside.
>Still, it can't hurt to be nice. You take a moment to enjoy the sight of his...bubbles. The mailpony route must do wonders for ones legs.
>A quick "Hello" is enough to focus his one eye of attention onto you, and greetings are exchanged. He was apparently looking for a muffin he stashed in his bag, your mail was already delivered.
>With a nod and a smile you thank him and make a note to open your mailbox later while he gets back to his scrounging. Once inside, you leave the documents on your coffee table and head to the kitchen to get a snack. A banana catches your eye.
>Peeling the skin off gingerly you slowly, carefully insert the fruit into your mouth, taking care not to choke. Yes...just a little more...
>With a few swallows the banana slides down your throat whole, the bulge visible as it slides into your stomach. With a lick of your lips you throw the peel away. You knew your sword swallowing party trick would come in handy more often!
>Outside your house Dopey continues searching, his tail wagging in the air like a big dog.
>Hmm...dogs....that gives you an idea...

>A good while later just outside town you find yourself at the home of the local animal caretaker, Butterscotch.
>You haven't exactly seen him yourself, but you did hear he's good with animals. If anypony could get you a pet, it would be him.
>Three knocks on the door and a yellow face peers through the open gap between pink bangs.
>"Y-yes? Can I help you?"

>Greet him and say you would like to get a pet
>Greet him and compliment him on his immaculately groomed garden and silky smooth mane
>Greet him and ask if he knows any animals that are good for 'companionship'
>Other

I don't know how to write the M6 well so if I mess it up, don't be surprised.

>>27956310
>I don't know how to write the M6 well so if I mess it up, don't be surprised.
It's ok, i never had high expectations of you.

JK fa m, just do what you come to do.

>>27956310
I suppose we should question him on pets that are relatively easy to take care of.

>>27956310
>Greet him and compliment him on his immaculately groomed garden and silky smooth mane

Time to butter him up, if you catch my drift

>>27956310
Compliment yellow pone.

You dont wana scare him off.

Worktime bump

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>>27959150

>>27956310
>Greet him and compliment him on his immaculately groomed garden and silky smooth mane

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>>27960400
Dubs

Time to drop some green.
I am not entirely sure about pony time line and history and I honestly don't care that much.
Premise of the story is that a long time before the show, Sombra is king of the crystal empire, but he's not batshit evil insane yet.
The rest should be explained in the story.

>It makes no sense at all, they never could have acted like a proper military.
>Not until he appeared.
>Kor A'non.
>Apparently he was a pack leader like like no dog before him.
>He highhandedly united all the diamond dog clans of the region and now he finally did it.
>Conquering your kingdom.
>And right now you are in your throne room.
>Sitting on your haunches in front of your throne, two diamond dog guards waiting for their leader.
>One of them holding the heavy chain that binds you.
>Your magic was already weakened by the battle, and you were just initiated into the black order, so you didn't even know any tricks that could still save you now.
>But you are your that you're going to survive this, that you will still be alive and well when all those dogs die.
>Either by old age or by your own hoof.
>The sound of the massive doors opening pulls you from your thoughts.
>A tall biped enters the room, its face and most of its upper body covered in the fur of a giant wolf.
>But you can't see the hunch that's common for diamond dogs in his step, nor do you see any claws on his arms.
>What you can see though, is the massive warhammer resting on its right shoulder.
>"So, you are King Sombra?"
>The voice is gruff, cold and definitely male.
>So this is him, Kor A'non.
>Coming closer he pulls the hood from his head, revealing a face like none you've ever seen before.
>He looks more like a minotaur than a dog, but the way he wears those furs shows his allegiance to his tribe.
>”You have probably heard my name by now and you know me as Kor A'non.”
>His eyes rest on you only for a few seconds before he passes you and places his weapon next to your throne.

>”From today onward you will know me only as 'master'.”
>A growl escapes your throat, but the taur doesn't seem to give it any notice.
>”You probably think me a barbarian. Not even a few hours ago our troops were still fighting each other in the city.”
>He makes a show of studying the gold and gemstone craft on your throne.
>It was an expensive masterpiece of craftsmanship.
>”We did not fight you because we just felt like conquering your nation. We fought, because we wanted to survive.”
>The enemy leader looks at you and you can see a genuine sadness in his eyes while he gently sits down on your throne.
>”My soldiers aren't evil Sombra, they are starving.”
>Sudden as a snowstorm during winter his eyes turn from sadness into a cold glare.
>”And now my soldiers are feeding on the corpses of your fallen.”
“YOU MONSTER!”
>You try to lash out but the guard yanks on the chain around your throat, hard.
>The pack leader just looks at you with his cold, staring eyes while you try to gasp for some air.
>”It is not the way we have chosen, it is the way we were forced to take.”
>He motions the guard to loosen the chain again and sighs, a flicker of emotion returning to his features.
>”I also do not intend to interfere with most of your ruling nor with the way you run your empire. I only ask that my dogs will get to live and work inside of your walls as fairly as your ponies do. I will have a place at your court though, I will command a shaman to create a throne for me inside this very room later.”
>Then he gnarls a few commands in a language you don't understand, but you are sure that it's the tongue of those filthy mongrels.
>The second guard leaves the room, leaving you only with one diamond dog and a huge, armed, biped.
>Great.

>”I promise that my clan won't do any harm upon your ponies, and should they go against my word, I will deal with them myself.”
>The guard returns after a few moments, leading a huge diamond dog in front of him.
>”Sombra, this dog here is Welf, one of my best fighters and someone I thought I could always trust to follow my orders flawlessly... After the battle we caught him causing havoc in the city, harming innocents in a blind rage.”
>Kor A'non looks at you with a pain in his eyes even greater than the one he showed earlier.
>”Let this be a sign of my goodwill.”
>He turns to Welf and puts a hand on his should.
>”Welf, my old friend. It saddens me that I have to do this, but as your pack leader, it is my duty.”
>The taur slowly puts more strength into his arm, gently commanding the dog to kneel, which he does.
>”As is tradition, we shall remember you by your last words old friends. Speak up now, or die and be forgotten.”
>Welf's eyes linger on the ground, apparently not able to face his former friend and leader-
>”There is no excuse for what I have done. I only wish for you to remember me as the soldier, as the friend I once was.”
>Without looking at his former leader he lowers his head onto the ground.
>”Welf, son of Wulfgar, I hereby sentence you to death.”
>Wait, what?
>Up until know you thought this will end in incarceration or banishment!
>And you only lost focus for a few seconds there, but Kor A'non already lifts his heavy warhammer over his head.
>With a final “I am sorry” he smashes it into the skull of the dog in front of him.
>The last thing you remember before falling unconscious is putting breakfast on display for all to see...

>After regaining consciousness you find yourself on top of your bed – cleaned.
>Your body tells you to go to sleep again, but your mind just doesn't let you.
>'A show of goodwill' he says.
>And it might as well be.

>It might have been to show you, that he does not care about the differences between dog and pony, that he will hold both of them equally accountable.
>But in a corner of your mind one thought just won't disappear.
>If he is capable of doing something like this to his own people, to his former friend, what is he able to do to his enemies?
>The picture of him smashing that dogs skull returns to your mind.
>Shuddering you fight against the urge to throw up a second time for an hour or two before your mind finally allows you to rest again.

>This time you awaken to a know on your door.
>Judging from the light coming in through the window, you managed to reach the next day without throwing up again.
>”Come in!” you shout while rising out of your king sized bed.
>The door opens and your trusty secretary Blue Ink enters your room.
>The dark blue unicorn waking you like he does every morning almost makes you forget about what happened yesterday.
>Almost.
>”Good morning Lord Sombra.”
“LORD Sombra?” you reply, raising your voice a bit more than you initially intended to.
>It's as if you can almost hear him gulping.
>”T-the new king made abundantly clear not to refer to your lordship as that. I am sorry.”
>You grimace at him.
>Yeah, you almost thought something like that would happen, but it still feels... wrong to be called 'lord' after all you've achieved.
>Sighing you try to calm down again.
“Alright, there is nothing I can do about that now. Is breakfast prepared?”
>”Yes your lordship, it's why I came to get you.”
“Excellent, at least I'll still be able to enjoy some simple pleasures.”

>You were so wrong.
>After you entered the dining room to enjoy your solitary breakfast, HE already sits opposite of your place, waiting for you.
>Kor A'non, bane of your existence, clad in emerald colored simple taur clothes.
>”Good morning Sombra, did you sleep well?”

>His rough voice puts you in an even fouler mood immediately.
“As well as someone on my position could. Why are you here pack leader?”
>”Oh, I am sorry, I forgot to let you know. I shall accompany you during your day sometimes, learning more about your country and the ponies who live there. The necessary preparations were already taken care of.”
>That's it.
>You can feel something snap inside of you, your anger finally reaching boiling point.
“Who do you think you are, mongrel? Do you think I will just sit by idly while you take my power? You may have won the battle, but you haven't won the war yet! Me and my ponies will rise up against you and make you go back where you belong you filthy dog!”
>Kor A'non just folds his hands and listens to you, patiently.
>Only the look in his eyes betrays his emotions.
>”Are you finished?”
“Yes, I am fini-”
>He suddenly slams his hands on the table and gets up, shouting at you.
>”YOU WILL NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!”
>The picture of him turning that dogs skull into red paste fills your mind again and you involuntarily shrink back in your seat.
>”YOU WILL ADRESS ME AS KOR A'NON IN PUBLIC AND AS MASTER IN PRIVATE. IS. THAT. CLEAR?”
>You try to stifle a gnarl as you answer.
“Yes.”
>”Yes WHAT?”
“Yes... master.”
>The towering being sits down again, all anger suddenly gone from his eyes.
>”Good. Now let's eat.”
>One day, one day you will just murder him in his sleep.
>See how his dogs will try to fight you without a leader.

>”Your Lordship, according to the Kor, court shall begin and work as usual today.”
>'The' Kor?
>So Kor was just a title?
>Meaning his name is just A'non.
>Ha! What a plebian name for such a mongrel.
>It's quite fitting actually.
>You open the door to the throne room and.., cannot believe your eyes.
>A throne made out of black crystals is standing a few yards to the left of your golden one.
>In it sitting A'non.

>>27961251 (woops forgot to do these)

>Still wearing his emerald clothes but now in combination with the wolf fur he wore yesterday, concealing parts of his unusual face.
>...
>This is going to be a horrible day, you can feel it already.
>After taking your rightful place on your throne, your herald immediately announces that court is in session now.
>For the first few hours, there was basically no difference except for the uneasy glances at the creature on the black throne.
>But then something different happens.
>The subject that enters is not a pony this time, it's a female diamond dog.
>A quick glance around the room shows what you already suspected.
>Everyone is surprised about this, except the Kor.
>This is what this whole day is about.
>This is what's going to decide your life today.
>The white furred dog reluctantly approaches your throne, throwing a glance to her leader here and there, but all in all looking at you.
>'Lord' Sombra.
>She kneels down before you and looks at your feet.
>”Your lordship, I humbly come before you as a new citizen of your lands. Many of our people are still going hungry, but they are too proud to ask for help. But I am the mother of 2 starving pups, and I beg of you, please help us.”
>'Your lordship'
>Apparently even the people outside the castle know what transpired in the throne room yesterday.
>The loss of your title bugs you to no end, but you didn't become king because you were stupid.
“Since you are now a citizen of mine, I will also treat you as such. Understand that the... lordly treasury doesn't give charity for nothing. Neither to dogs, nor to ponies. But you will receive the same help a pony in this situation would get. Report to your new job at the maid quarters tomorrow, we don't need beggars on the street.”

>>27961264

>It takes her a few moments to realize what you just said, but then tears start streaming from the dogs face.
>”T-thank you lord, thank you so much!”
>She bows again and again on her way out.
>Trying to keep the smug smile from appearing on your face you look towards the hostile element in the room, but the Kor's seat is empty.
>Now where in Tartarus' name did he run off to?

>The rest of the day is mostly uneventful.
>Honestly, it's almost as if there wasn't a war raging through the city yesterday.
>As if HE never appeared.
“Ink, do you know where the mongrel disappeared to?”
>Your scribe looks at you in shock.”
>”The KOR went off to support training new recruits.”
“Oh? More dogs to fight against us ponies during an uprising?”
>”Actually no, your lordship. Ponies. He said your guard lost way to many during the battle, and that full strength should be reaches as soon as possible again.”
>He did what?
>Ha! Probably all some kind of plot.
>A way to make sure he'll stay in command, making them fight for him instead!
“I think I should go see 'the Kor'”
>Just saying it disgusts you.
>”Yes your lordship, I'll notify the guard about your soon arrival.”
“Oh, don't. I'll be fine on my own.”

>”-at's 'cause the way diamond dogs are able to move differently from ponies. Most of you would have to depend on your magic or pure strength to fight, a diamond dog is brutal and aggressive, but not as stupid as you may think. Wielding weapons is almost as easy for them as it is for minotaurs.”
>Reaching the training arena you can see your new ruler wearing nothing but a loincloth, a training sword in every hand.
>Apparently it's not just his face and hands, but except for light fur on his chest he appears to be completely furless.
>But why is he still wearing that cloth?
>It won't protect him against anything.

>>27961275

>”A fighting style like this isn't very effective in itself, but strength and speed can fix that. I want all of you to come at me and try to hit me.”
>The naked taur takes a step back and tightens the grip around his swords.
>Without any fur to conceal them, you can clearly see his muscles strain under his skin.
>It was a weird sight to behold.
>A furless, hornless minotaur.
>His frame was huge, but it still looked small compared to the bulls you have seen before.
>”BEGIN!”
>His shout pulls you out of your thoughts again and you concentrate on the fight before you.
>A'non moves slow and clumsily, giving the recruits way more openings then he could have, but he still blocks or dodges all of their attacks.
>He looks like he won't even break a sweat, but you can see a shining film covering his skin.
>...
>Well.
>Even someone not as well versed in physical combat as you can see that those 5 don't stand a change against the biped, even with the openings he leaves them.
>Only time will tell if they will become good enough to fight him one on one some day.
>A sudden thought pops up in your head and makes you grin.
>You don't know if its madness or a suicidal tendency but... it also makes you charge up a stunning spell.
>With you being in his blind spot, the spell shouldn't miss its mark.
>After it's fully charged you release the spell and follow its movement over the field.
>It hits A'non right in the back and... fizzles out?
>Leaving only a small red mark on his back.
“What... what just happened?”
>”What just happened, is that you dug your own grave!”
>The towering taur turns to face you, face twisted in anger.
>”Recruits, today you'll learn two things. First, the enemy could always have a secret weapon you couldn't prepare for. Second, even royalty won't save you from defeat.”

>>27961287

>Suddenly his massive frame starts charging towards you.
>Immediately your flight instinct kicks in and you run.
>Oh boy do you run.
>You don't stop running before reaching your own chambers again.
>This... this THING?!
>It can't be natural!
>Nothing possesses the power to nullify magic like that!
>Except...
>No, you will need to do some research before you jump to conclusions.
>It's probably just something one of his shamans cooked up.
>That's gotta be the explanation...

>It takes you two hours before you feel safe enough to leave your room again.
>The sun is already setting and you haven't heard from that mongrel since the training field.
>So it doesn't look like he'll do anything drastic...
>Yet.
>You sigh and use a communication spell to message your chamberlain to draw a bath for you.
>That always soothes your nerves.
>Preparing the royal bath always takes a good while, so you take your time getting there, getting lost in your thoughts instead.
>Just what was that creatures agenda?
>During the last 24 hours you saw him delivering cold justice to one of his own.
>You saw him being kind – well, what you think was supposed to be kindness.
>Also you saw him getting angry... and you honestly don't care for seeing it again.
>Even though you are absolutely positive you will.
>But according to his own words, his agenda is nothing more than the survival of his people.
>If possible peaceful, of not, with violence.
>Which reminds you that you should see your surviving generals tomorrow.
>At least someone should have seen or heard about his combat prowess on the field of war, or at least what he did to prisoners.
>It is now you realize, that you were so worked up about this, that you actually neglected your duty to your ponies.

>>27961296

>You should have inquired about your casualties the moment you had the possibility to do so.
>The thought makes you feel sick.
>But today he tested you, and you don't know yet, if you failed or succeeded.
>Apart from that, he looks like an utter abomination.
>As if you crossed a minotaur with something else.
>But his body doesn't seem to suffer any ill effects as far as you can see.
>And since you are able to see his skin directly, for the few moments you watched him fight, you were able to see a lot about his musculature.
>... You may have neglected your own physical training in the pursuit of the dark arts for to long.
>A pursuit that still bore no fruit, yet...
>All of this makes you feel... quite inadequate, both on a physical as on an intellectual level.
>At some point you'll have to-
>You realize you've been standing in front of the door to the bath hall for quite a while now, lost in thoughts.
>Well, no point in over thinking right now.
>So you open the door and enter.
>The steam is already as thick as a swamp in summer and you can feel the hot, humid air on your face.
>Humming to yourself you leave the crown and cloak at the entrance and quickly enter the pool
>A satisfied “aaahhh~” escapes your lips as you settle down into the hot water.
>Sure, a whole pool of steaming hot water was a tad bit decadent.
>But it's the only thing that never fails helping you rela-
>”You came.”
>Your mood is ruined in an instant.
“Why... why do you torment me so? Why are you here?”
>A rough chuckle rings out from the direction you are suspecting him.
>”I've been in here for a while now. Training with the recruits and playing bull leaves you sweaty. And actually, I was waiting here for you.”

>>27961313

“Waiting? For me? Can't you just... let me take a bath in peace? I did all you asked of me today. You already got my title, you got my lands, you got my people. What else could you want from me, taur?”
>The sound of something swimming through the shallow water echoes through the room.
>His face closes in on you and you can make out his features through the steam.
>”But here you are wrong. I own none of this. You still rule your people, and your land. I just added more people to it.”
>He gets up, now standing directly in front of you.
>Meaning you are now directly face to crotch with him.
>That also means you can see his... thing, dangling right in front of you.
>You recoil as a rough hand suddenly grabs your face, making you look up towards his – surprisingly – smiling face.
>”All I own, pet, is you.”
>He caresses your cheek with his thumb, sending a shiver down your spine.
>After removing his hand again he walks past you.
>”And I am not a minotaur, I'm a human. It's also why my junk is on display all the time.”
>His laugh echoes through the room again.
>”I also gave you directions about how to address me when we're in private. You'd do better in following them next time.”
>Then he leaves the pool and the room.
>And he also leaves you dumbfounded and confused.
>Did he... did he just call you 'pet'?

>You soaked for a long while, thinking about what the 'human' said.
>He... owns you?
>Pet?
>You don't like this.
>Sadly, he is right in some points...
>He could probably snuff out your like any time he wanted.
>But he doesn't.
>He rules a peace through power, but his only demand so fat was that you treat his pack well.
>And right now, you will have to deal with it.

>>27961324

>Sighing you decide that you've had enough of 'relaxation' for today.
>The sun should be gone by now, and with yourself being exhausted as can be, it doesn't take you too long to dry off and reach your chambers -
“Oh no... not again...”
>- where you can see a naked human standing in the middle of the room.
“Why, just why, are you in my room?”
>A'non looks at you and frowns.
>”Why are you in my room...”
>You sigh, just not being able to put up with his shit anymore.
“Why are you in my room, master?”
>His face lights up considerably and he smiley again.
>”Well, I would prefer to sleep in the barracks, honestly. But this is, quite literally, the only bed that can hold me in this whole city.”
“I see...”
>Your eyes loosely following his dangling male parts.
“But, why are you naked... master?”
>”Do you sleep clothed? Does anyone actually? Now get in the bed, it's getting late. You can have the right side if you want to.”
“I think I'll just sleep in-”
>”Get. In. The. Bed.”
>Sighing you resign to your fate and make your way over to the right side of the bed and climb in.
>He hollows suit and gets under the blanket immediately.
>Being furless apparently has it's down sides.
>You make sure to be as far as possible from your 'master' as you can manage.
>Which proves a tad bit difficult with only one blanket, but not impossible.
>And with the weight of they day lifted from your shoulders, you drift off to sleep in mere moments...

Alright, that's it for 'Act I'. I'd really REALLY appreciate some feedback. I don't write often, and I'm foreign, so I hope my writing was adequate and the characters aren't shit.
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FXEbtS8m

>>27961338
I like it so far, Sleepy. Doing good.

>my phone is banned
K

>>27961338
Fucking 10/10 max adorable
Cant wait for part 2

>>27961338
I like your shit, sleepy.
Keep it up.

>>27961338
Guess it's alright for a S&D fetish aimed writing, although if we step away from fetishism there are some things that irk me.

Sombra seems rather inept at his position and too slow, can't help but wonder how'd he end up ruling the place. Is easily bullied into submission, acts by emotions, with all the time he spends thinking he doesn't come up with anything useful. Apparently he didn't even know who he fought in the war against.

Anon's all over the place too, he's a huge dick but you keep trying to absolve him or make him more relatable with inane "we just want to co-exist and live in peace, that's why we waged this huge ass war that left both realms starving and resourceless". Pet aspect is also not very fitting the situation, if Anon needs a figurehead, the last thing he needs is the figurehead to lose public's support and trust. Sombra can kill himself any moment and die as a martyr, ending any dream of the peaceful co-existance thing. Constant humiliation surely doesn't help the situation.

That, of course, doesn't apply if anon is secretly Ramsey Bolton-tier sociopathic dumbass. But in that case, story's just not for me.

>>27961878
I will have to agree with this. Sadly, I'm just not for the kind of Anon that's an asshole but pretends he's not.

bumpo

>>27961878
>>27962252
Interesting, I found these easy to overlook. But then again I know the guy, so it may just be easy for me to turn off my cynical eye.

That and I'm into the whole pet stuff

>>27963264
Me too

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Someone say /hhh/
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!

>>27964211
/hhh/

>you will never have a mouthful of Soarin's cum
>you will never ride Big Mac out into the middle of a secluded orchard and then mount him
>you will never stroke Thunderlane's mane and wings while he gently sucks you off
>you will never spoon a subby Sunburst, forcing him to wear a pair of your underwear while nibbling his ear, rubbing his horn with one hand and fondling his sheath and balls with the other through the taut fabric of your tightie whities as he rapidly grows and presses against it, while whispering to him through a hot, soft, steamy breath, calling him master's little faggot as he whines and whimpers under your touch

>>27961555
>>27961699
>>27961731
Thanks, trips, dubs and singles!

>>27961878
Oh boy, thanks! That's something I can work with.
Yeah, you're right about that, let's see if I can somehow rectify that shit.
The way I imagine Anon is actually more of a Stannis Baratheon that's just a really good actor and decided to fuck with Sombra and see how far he can manipulate him in doing so. Also the pet thing is something for private times, general populace is not supposed to know about it.
Got no excuse for the
>"we just want to co-exist and live in peace, that's why we waged this huge ass war that left both realms starving and resourceless"
though

>>27964493
L-l-lewd

>>27964493
>Prince solaris will never dress up as an engine to fulfill your b/o/ner
>He will never be the cylinder
>You will never be the piston
>He will never assemble the guard force to act as other parts of the engine
>There will never be push rod bat ponies that work at the correct rate
>the pushrod ponies will never push down on the valve guards.
>Dusk and his friends will never be the camshaft.
>Luna will never be another 3 cylinders
>There will never be a string of pony 'fuel lines' squirting amphrodisacs down the valve ponies at PRECISELY the right time
>There will never be a set up of oil ponies who spray lube.
>You will never cum inside
>The ponies will never roll play as it being a seizure
>The valve ponies will never drop or pop
>the cam ponies will never bend
>The 'Cylinderlestia' and Luna will never collapse sexually exhausted of course

>>27964823
dude fucking what?

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>>27958041
>>27958047
>>27959896

"You must be Butterscotch, pleased to meet you! I was hoping you could help me find a pet"
>You hold out our hoof and the door creaks open a little more. Soon the buttery yellow pegasus reveals himself, half hiding behind his pink curtain. His own hoof reaches out and awkwardly shakes yours, smiling.
"Aw, you don't have to hide from me! A pretty face like yours shouldn't be covered by that silky mane of yours."
>A blush forms momentarily on his cheeks and he looks away.
>"W-well thank you." He blinks, his expression slightly more confident now. "You said you wanted to get a pet? I'll be happy to help! I have plenty of animal friends who would love to have a pony friend of their own. Was there any one you had in mind?"
"Well I'm living alone right now, so I can't be home all day to take care of them...do you know any that wouldn't mind some alone time now and then?"
>Butterscotch quickly lists off a few animals right off the top of his head. He seems to have gotten over his earlier shyness, and really come out of his shell now that there's some common ground. A bit of a shame though, that look was adorable on him.
>But which pet will you take?

>A cat. Independent and, as some would say, prissy. They keep themselves clean though, but will need to scratch their claws to keep them short.
>A lizard. From geckos to turtles and everything in between. They don't move too much and eat little. But they need to keep warm, and some ponies don't like cuddling with scales.
>A fruit bat. Eats fruit, which is easy enough to get. Flies too, just like you. It'll need a place to hang from though.
>Lean in close, and say that the only pet you want, is right in front of you.
>Other

I cannot guarantee that any fetish material I write will be of good quality. But honestly, did you expect it to be?

>>27965014

cat

>Reenter Gear Grind
>It's been a couple of days since you've sold off those paintings you yoinked from that richfag
>Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
>Okay, maybe not that much, you didn't get a lot of cash
>Such is the life of a thief
>On to the next target
>A smaller apartment near the edge of town
>Open up the window after dark, slide on in
>It smells weird in here
>Like sweaty balls and alfredo
>Fucking ew
>Look around, expensive silverware, yoink
>A nice typewriter, yoink
>Oh god the typewriter is heavy as fuck
>Go to the kitchen
>Open up the fridge
>Somepony else's leftovers, yoink
>An apple cinnamon muffin, yoink
>Oh Gear Grind, you're so naughty for taking all of this
>The light in the next room turns on
>You duck down
>Hoofsteps come into the kitchen
>"H-hello?" a voice calls out nervously
>There is no window in the kitchen
>Slink under the sink and tuck yourself into a corner behind a pot
>"Is there somepony in here?" it asks again
>You hold your breath
>The pony begins looking around before leaving
>You stay for an uncomfortable amount of time before getting out of the cabinet
>As you're on your way out, the lights flick back on again
>"AH HAH! I GOT YOU!" it says again
>You panic and slip out of the window, falling to the ground below
>You land on one of your ankles wrong and it breaks
>Oh fuck

>>27939438
degenerate thread

degeneraes

>>27965998
Ya got me there.

>>27966039
burn in hell faget

>>27965998
>>27966182
I bet u mix fabrics, u sinner.

>>27964056
w-woah

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>>27966503
hes a bad dragon
if you catch my drift

>>27966713
Kek

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>>27966713
thank you
post more anytime

>>27966039
die fags DIE

>>27967628
We'd rather bend you over and rape your asshole to convert you into one of us when you find out how good buttsex feels, friend :^)

>>27967833
FAGGOT

>>27967922
I notice you didint respond to

>>27966441
I bet u rlly do mix fabrics you heathen shit

>>27967922
I don't think you know but faggot isn't a good insult here.

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>>27968176
Yes it is, you faggot.


T-op

>>27968205
Who are you calling a faggot, you faggot.

>>27968030
im not religous i just want all fags to die

>>27968340
also i have found the cure to homosexuality

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Is /hhh/ aware of this?

>>>/trash/4264430

>>27968383
Now we are
Thanks m80

>>27968340
Then why are we gonna burn in hell if there is no hell?
Riddle me that, faggot.

>>27968436
hell=aids

>>27968510
1 not only gays get aids
2 there are ways to prevent catching it

>>27968534
t. butcher aidsfag

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>>27968607
Have fun hating somthing you can do nothing to change without condeming yourself to prison or death

>>27968642
kys aids

>>27968685
No aids
Am clean
Im beginning to think you are projecting though
Do you have aids?

>>27968685
I'm 100 % sure you're some kinda Omar Mateen and just doesn't wanna accept that you are gay as fuck.

>>27968738

>>27968744

>>27964828
>not fucking the ponegine

I'm thinking about becoming gay. How do I make the transition from straight to gay? Any advice?

>>27969327
>step one
Fuck men
>finish

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>>27965315
>You look up to the window and a cross-eyed stallion pokes his head out
>"Are you okay?"
"What does it look like, asshole?!"
>You stand up on your three remaining legs and sling your pack over your haunches
>You take off at a quick limp
>Fuck your leg was never going to heal right
>You were going to be a gimpy limping retard forever
>The gray stallion flies after you
>Fuck the economy for ruining your schooling
>Fuck your family for never believing in you
>Fuck genetics for making you a short earth pony
>Fuck society for making fun of your short ass
>And fuck Febreze too
>The gray stallion dropped on your back
>You fell on your hurt leg again
>Almost pass out from pain
>"Sorry..." he says
>Try to get up
>The fucker is sitting on the back of your head
>He stands up and you get up to leave
>"Do you wanna stay the night?" he asks
"No. Fuck you faggot." you mumble
>You check your bag
>The typewriter is destroyed
>Just leave all the shit there, it was worthless now
>"Come on, we can watch tv." he says, following after you
"Are you retarded?"
>"Uhm... No?"
"What's your name?"
>"Dopey Hooves."
"Okay. Fuck off. I need to find a book on how to fix my fucking broken ankle."

>>27970456
Sexual healing?

>>27970456
>Dopey Hooves
KEK

>>27970456
Go on... this is interesting.

>>27970456
Top kek

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>>27970456
>"Do you need to go to the doctor?"
"No. God, leave me alone."
>The stalion grabs you with his retard strength nd brings you back to his home
>He drops you by his front door before landing next to you
>You almost pass out from being dropped on your leg
>Dopey opens up his front door and the horrible smell washes over you
>Dopey's home smelled like a bakery inside a pair of dirty underwear
>What the fuck was wrong with him?!
>You wrinkle your nose and lay on the couch, taking weight off of your leg
>He sits next to you and smiles dumbly
>"Do you want a muffin?"
"No. I want a cast and some pain relievers."
>Dopey can't do that for you, but her does grab your hoof and snap it back into place
>Your eyes roll back from the pain
>You throw up a little and pass out
>"Hey! Gears! Wke up!" someone's shouting in your face
>You come to, feeling static all over your legs
>That gray retard is staring at you with that retard smile
>"I gotta go to work, I'll be back later so don't worry."
"What no, I'm leaving." you mumble
>"O-oh god, don't go." Dopey shoves you back onto the couch
"The fuck is your problem? Let me go!" you try to push him off
>"No one ever comes to visit, please don't go."
"I came here to rob you, asshole." you shove the gray stallion off of you and get up
>Your leg still hurts
>"Rob? But why? You're so cute."
"Because, if you haven't noticed, I'm a talentless hack so I steal for a living." you make your way to the front door
>Dopey edges in front of you
>"Wait, don't go. We can still be friends, I don't care."
>He looks at you with one eye
"Get out of my way."
>"Can you come back tonight?"
"No."
>"I don't want you to go."
"Fuck you, let me leave."
>You shove Dopey to the side and ealk out the door
>The felt scary
>He was probably a rapist or a murderer or something
>You brush off those heebie jeebies and head back home to your little comfy alley

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>goes to /mlp/
>to find password for a server
>its not there
>make a quick stop by the gay thread for free porn
>no porn
>remember mods are spergs here
Whatever, it's okay. I can fix this myself

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USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

>>27971488
>>27971498
>>27971510
please dont kill our thread
the porn is in /trash/

>>27971520
Just where to belongs. :^)

>>27971533
>where to belongs
are you retarded or something?

>>27971549
Nope, and my dubs
==33==
Only proves me right.

>>27971572
>no redtext
Definitely the inferior website.

>>27971572
so you are retarded

and a faggot

>>27971579
>not even using common English grammar
I don't think I'm the retarded one here.

>>27971588
>English is not my first language

i bet you are a monolingual fag, too.

>>27971595
>still not getting dubs.
Are you jealous of all my posts?
**English was my second language, and its still better than yours!**
>>27971588
>>27971577
>>27971533

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>>27971595
By the way, here is another image to add to this porn-less thread.

>>27971386
Is there a pastebin for this?

>>27972120
Nyet

>>27971650
Daily reminder that you can post porn on the IRC, Discord, and Skype, but posting it here will either get you banned or kill our thread

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>>27972291
Just let him faggot.

Unless the whole thread is full of porn, or someone reports it.

No one will care.

We used to do this more often, one or two porn pics that would be easily missed.

have a FREEEEEEEEDOM pone.

>>27971386
Please writefriend, keep this going.

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>>27939438
Drawfag here, saw this thread and thought I'd contribute.

(sorry it's in MS Paint, I only have a laptop trackpad to work with, but I used a different program for shading if that helps at all)

>>27972496
i love it!
saved.

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>>27972516
Thanks anon!

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>>27972563
my pleasure, buddy.

>>27972496
Can you draw Shining Armor lubing up a m830 a1 AP T?

>>27972605
Why the fuck does someone always request some shit with a gun the minute there's a new artist in the thread? Fuck off back to /k/ you stupid faggot.

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>>27972623
>Triggered liberal
Because fuck you, that's why.

>>27972643
>automatically assuming someone's liberal because they don't like what you like
I don't hate guns just because I'm tired of seeing all the fucking /k/ posters on this thread. They made a board for all your circlejerking, so fucking use it and quit spreading your cancer.

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>>27972824
>Getting this mad
How about i stay here, and you can continue to kiss my ass?

>>27972861
How about you get it through your head that /hhh/ is not /k/ and there are plenty of Anons who didn't come here for and don't give a fuck about guns and just want the thread to stay on topic?

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>>27972907
How about i continue to do what i do, and you continue to kiss my ass?

>>27972950
Not him but can I get in on that deal?

>>27972489
Aww, th-thanks Anon
Homeless sociopath X socially rejected cripple is best pairing

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>>27972998
Any time , bby.

>that unfortunate feel when you can't kiss someone elses ass while they kiss yours.

>>27973039
Don't worry, my snoot was made for boot

>>27972950
Is that the only thing you know how to say when someone doesn't agree with you?

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>>27973218
There is no disagreement here. You dislike something i like, and you demand i leave.

I simply remind you that you have no power over me, and your opinion holds little value.

And this makes you mad, which makes me happy.

So once again. Stay mad.

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Good night bumpu.

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I drew Stallions working out, does that count for this thread?

>>27974427
>>27972950

I like it

>>27974427
Very is good, thanks you!

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>>27975094

>>27974686
>>27975094

Also working on a second "Panel" , NSFW
http://imgur.com/a/ToKnj

Gonna upload the whole finished shebang on ym tumblr when Im done

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>>27975468
Wew lad

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>>27971650

>>27975468
Anh, very is good again. Will you clean on the outskirts of the drawing and colour it?

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>>27976165

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>>27976575

disgusting fags

>>27978827
Hey, right back atcha, buddy.

>>27978840
>responds in 2 minutes

>>27978863
No I didn't

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>>27978827
MORE LIKE:

lonely FAGS

;_;

I bought a new car, i should go on the /hhh/ road trip. plenty of room in the back, seats fold down and all if you know what i mean

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>>27978942
>tfw lonely fag
>too terrified to actually do anything because don't trust anyone and afraid of AIDS

To live is to suffer.

>>27978942
do it
have a butt tour of america

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>>27978960
>That image
I laughed for a solid 2 minutes, my family came downstairs to see if anything was wrong.

Also yea, with there being like 1.8% (same displacement as toyota corrola) in US, and something like 30-40% having aids or HIV, i'm scared i would get the bugs and die of a cold when my immune system is fucked.

>>27978962
> seats fold down into floor
>massive hatch area as well
>so much space
>orgy in the back while driving down highway

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>>27979039
My life is so devoid of love I'd rather snuggle for several hours

>>27979297
Ill snuggle you, anon.

>>27979297
Fuck...are you me? I want hugs but I'm too afraid to give them. :(

>>27974427
Is that Sunburst and Shining?

>>27939438
Which nigger didn't put the fucking nigger old nigger thread in?

You nigger.


>>27885574

>>27979372
No I'm not you, I'm me

>>27979799
You're not you. You're your digital you.

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>>27979933
What did he meme by this?

>>27980033
How much Trumpcoin can this buy?

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>>27980046
This many

>>27980067
Th-thick...

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>>27980067
>>27980081
Have a thick, lovely stallion.

>>27980067
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

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>>27980103
>ywn come home from a hard days work and snuggle between those massive haunches while being drawn in by those strong forelegs

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Gnight everyone

So I guess no one's interested in that cyoa thing anymore?S-should I start over?

>>27981471
are you >>27965014 ? If you are, please do continue.

>>27965014
>A cat. Independent and, as some would say, prissy. They keep themselves clean though, but will need to scratch their claws to keep them short.

Let's get inside of his house and get him comfortable before we start molesting him.

>>27979780
Shit nigger I forgot to change that part in the txt sorry about that

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>>27979780
actually shit, I didn't even make the OP

have a brae

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>>27982051
>>27982186
It was my op this time

Sorry guys, i fugged up

>>27982802
>a mare teasing Butterscotch
That's not homo at all.

>>27982984
It's so straight it's homo.

>>27983641
Thats a female applejack. Not homo at all

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>>27984006

>>27984033
Can't tell if they're females or not...

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>>27984043
how about you just stop bitching

ive long since run out of decent homo art that hasn't already been posted in the thread

>>27984067
I was just fucking with you.

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>>27984067
try harder
https://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&q=gay%2C+-explicit%2C+-anthro%2C+-eqg%2C+-*human*&min_score=&max_score=&sf=random&sd=desc

>>27984218
>19 threads deep
uh huh

>>27984237
A little reposting never hurt anyone.

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>>27984790

>>27985162
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

>>27985162
[heavy breathing]

>>27986039
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D

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>>27968383
>go to /trash/ thread to get some porn
>scrolling through
>see this link:
http://thestir.cafemom.com/food_party/116523/is_horse_semen_the_new
>"According to the very same racehorse breeder, it tastes like a milkshake, which is why he was inspired to experiment with different flavors including chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry."
>mfw

Would you drink a horse semen milkshake?

>>27986919
well, yes
i would

>>27986919
>Would you drink a horse semen milkshake?
No; adulterating perfectly good horse semen with flavoring agents is a waste.

die faggots dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

https://derpibooru.org/1209363

>Tfw your horsebando will reappear.
>It's a "Spike rips off Bridle Gossip" Episode though.

why live

>>27987626
>boner bent backwards down into one of his suit legs
That must be extremely painful.

>>27987672
U U
U U

>>27987869
>moments later
https://derpiboo.ru/66004

>>27988366
u-u-unf

>>27988904
I didn't think they could make such a cute couple until I saw this

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>>27988971
imagine the parties

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>>27989016

>Dopey hugged you
>It was warm
>No one had hugged you, in ever
>It'd been years since you'd been touched like this
>It was all fights and being beaten by guards for years, never one hug, or even a hoofhold
>He smelled like a fucking muffin
>This was a great sensation, you felt it all over, especially between your legs
>Your mind was on the fritz, a hug, how could this retard horse turn you into living putty with so much as a hug
>For once you didn't feel so cripplingly alone in the world
>You shoved Dopey off of you, he fell onto his back and dropped his bag
"Get offa me, you fag!" you shout and scoot away from him
>"O-oh... Sorry Gears, I'll be back at 6, you can spend the night if you want to again."
"I'll think about it. Later, fruitcake."
>"See ya."

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>>27939438

Is it bad that I'm dating a transgendered boy (a girl who thinks she's a boy) and I still disapprove of the gay lifestyle and gay pride and all that shit?