Would you let Plaid Stripes work in your store and listen to

>>27936480
This thread was a shit idea and I had to listen to it.
Can I have sex now?

>>27936480
Ew, dude, no! She's like, what, 15?
I'd let her work outta pity, but nothing more

>>27936480
I don't even need the sex yet.
Just promise me a date.

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>>27936493
>She's like, what, 15?
>implying that doesn't make it even better

Would her dad break my legs if he found out?

>>27936480
>sex with her?
Fuck no, the only thing I want are those eyebrows. Let me cum on those eyebrows and I'll be satisfied.

>>27937047

>eyebrow fetish

You're my kind of dude, anon.

>>27936480
sure, but one rule: no mouth
i don't trust braces

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>>27936585
No he'll be overjoyed someone wants to bang his weirdo daughter, might even get you into the family biz.
>yfw he gives you a tracksuit and wants to squat with you

>>27936480
I'd take her in and gently help her think of better ideas. I want her to become more successful, and I will help her with that without expecting sex at a later time.

>>27937103

requesting green of anon getting inducted into the russian mob after Mr. Stripes finds out he's banging his daughter

>>27937186
>"This is Boris. In Trotsian Mafia he is most famous killer! It is not true, Boris?!"
>"Da! I is very good in killing! My weapons is best weapons! These!"
"...these are plastic rulers"
>"T-that's what you can get in Trotsia! We no fancy weapons, we kill with creativity!"
"...so, how do you kill people with plastic rulers...?"
>"Me throw them in face and then break neck!"

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>>27936493
>15
That's about what the M6 EqG girls are and there's gotta be 25 threads about fucking them.

>>27936480
No I'm not attracted to Slav ponies.

>>27937247
Pretty sure they're seniors.

With eyebrows like that she could shoot up a school and then intimidate the judge enough to let her go free

>>27936480
>Would you let Plaid Stripes work in your store and listen to her shitty ideas
Sure, but she'll have to earn her wage
> if it meant you could have sex with her
Well... depends on how she grows up, I like to keep my doors open.

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>>27936516
>>27937247

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>>27936480
no I dont take advantage of pones

>>27937296
>Pretty sure they're seniors.
Three things make me disagree with that.

-None of them drive yet.
-When Horse Sparkle is talking to Flutterbutt in the first move, Flutters says "she's going to rule this school until we graduate", implying that this is a long way off. If they were going to graduate that year it's not such a big deal.
-Ages in EqG are screwy but Big MacIntosh is still older than AJ, right? He's probably a Senior.

It's all bullshit headcanon anyway. We'll never get canonic confirmation of anything from Hasbro/DHX.

>>27937933
Shimmer has three pictures from bring fall formal princess already up. Also brad drives. Maybe they just take the bus to make poor viewers feel better.

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>>27936480
>braces
>stupid hair color
>eyebrows
>a voice to make balls shrivel
Is she the least fuckable pony?

>>27936480
No.

>>27936480
Plaid stripes is my waifu.

>>27936493
>15
>ew

>>27937516
sonata dusk please

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>>27936480
>pic very related

Eww no.