Equestrian Dungeon: Halibut Edition

Enter the first door to my right

>>27935430
Grab the scrap metal, and cut off a decent sized chunk from it. Melt the decent sized chunk down, and use levitation alpha to form it into a combat knife.
"Here you go, Ness."

>>27935430
Attack the Chilly Birb.

>>27935430
Look at my pathway options.

>>27935430
Look around

>>27935430
Attack Chilly Eagle

>>27935430
Look around

>>27935452
>Akinzer entered the first wooden door to his right. Here, he found a room with a small sign straight ahead.

>>27935477
>Jack Frost starts crafting in the middle of a battle... (1/10)

>>27935485
>Krono attacked the Chilly Eagle with the Bat-tle Axe! He slashed right into the bird's side!

>>27935507
>>27935578
>You are still in the battle room...

>>27935553
>Mikrokek is in Raprot's room.

>>27935573
>Ember attacked the Chilly Eagle with the SP/TW, busting its head!

You won!
Jack Frost, Ember, Krono, Suitcase, and Ness gained 95 EXP.
There's a bit of a problem with the EXP system; everyone hold tight.

>>27935769
Read the sign

>>27935769
I'm prob waay back on the floor, so just teleport to the current battle and /stats

>>27935769
Go to Manhorse and continue work on the A.I.

>>27935769
Help Jack

I'd love a picture of everyone who is working on the Viny-bot thing running around frantically, trying to work on making the A.I. with their little labcoats on.

>>27935769
Work.

>>27935769
Follow akinzer

>>27935769
Go and chill next to Manhorse.

Issue resolved.
Ember has achieved Level 14!
Ness has achieved Level 2!

>>27935787
>Akinzer read the sign. It said the following:
"Thou who knowst the Solace of Shadow
shall find deeper and darker secrets
within these hallowed walls."

>>27935800
/stats
(25)JAF-1/8277 Sa Ha Pa s^A d^A,O Ea Eb Po Hb Eg Ra (E: Frostfang, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig) (KOs: 2)
(21)FRU-1/5972 H3 R3 E3 (E: Bayonet, Battered Helmet, Blood Moon Pendant, Cat-ear headband)
(17)STC-1/3795 Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc Rc Gc (MrC)(E: Royal Spontoon, Vest, TNoLM, Wooden Vest) (KOs: 2)
(10)MKK-1/1381 Ha Sa Pa Sb Hb (E: Large Screwdriver, Sunglasses)
(15)KRO-0/3006 H2 R2 T2 (MsC)(E: Bat-tle Axe, Leather Armor, Offensive Patch) (KOs: 5)
(10)DAL-1/1531 Ka Ra Ha Ro O^a(E: Brutal Mace)
(10)MOR-0/1584 La Sa Sb Ya Lb (Gl) (E: Sickle, Medieval Shield, Stoneguard Armor, Hard Hat) (KOs: 1)
(14)EMB-1/2581 Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc (Di)(E: SP/TW, Leather Jacket, Medigun, Hoof Mittens)
(11)SRT-2/1824 Ac Sc Oc Hc (Al) (E: Metal Shovel)
(11)USL-1/1659 Ac Sc Oc Hc (Gi)(E: Nothing)(KOs: 3)
(7)T25-0/683 Ha Ova Ya (E: Nothing)
(4)AND-0/273 (E: Welding Mask)
(9)KRS-1/1161 Ac Sc Oc (E: Silver Chariot, Crystal Bracelet, Violet Charm, Stoneguard Leggings) (KOs: 2)
(6)AKI-2/526 Ba Pa (E: Katana)
(5)RRF-1/380 Ya O^a (E: Baseball Bat, Rarity Plushie)
(2)BOX-1/50 (E: Nothing)
(2)NES-1/95 (E: Nothing)
>Mikrokek teleported to the current battle... Or where it was, at least.

>>27935811
>Krono continues putting in labor for something that could potentially make him obsolete... (5/30)

>>27935814
>Ember is helping Jack Frost... (1.5/10)

>>27935881
>Jack Frost continues working... (2.5/10)

>>27935885
>Rarifag is following Akinzer.

>>27935950
>Suitcase approaches Manhorse, but does not attempt to communicate.

>>27935977
"Ness, you know we got paper armor for you, right?"
Work

>>27935977
Since I have no idea where I am, look for unopened doors/undiscovered hallways

>>27935977
Help more

>>27935977
Investigate my surroundings

>>27935977
>Ember has reached level 14
>I'm level 15
How far behind have I fallen for this to have happened? How much more EXP is given from only having 2 or 3 people fighting in one battle instead of 4 or 5?
Continue working. "Yay. Once this is finished I'll be no longer needed, my duties will be fulfilled, and my life will no longer be needed. Then I can finally be freed from this hell."

>>27935977
Exit the room and wait for akinzer

>>27935977
Take a nap on top of Manhorse's computer.

>>27935977
Work on Manhorse's project, slowly lose my freedom.

>>27935992
>Jack Frost continues working... (3.5/10)

>>27936005
>Mikrokek walks out of the room he is in. From here, he finds darkness to his left, and darkness to his right. A wall lies straight ahead.

>>27936026
>Ember continues helping Jack Frost... (4/10)

>>27936036
>Other than the sign, he sees nothing else in this room.

>>27936056
>Krono continues working, contemplating suicide simultaneously... (5.5/30)

>>27936070
>Rarifag left the room, waiting for Akinzer.

>>27936077
>Suitcase is preventing any more work on the hologram from being done.

>>27936081
>Daily can't work because of Suitcase.

>>27936090
Go left

>>27936090
Continue to nap on top of the computer while refusing to move off of it.

>>27936090
WORK.

>>27936090
Exit the room and enter the second door on the right

>>27936090
HELP

>>27936090
Continue.

>>27936090
I don't think I can continue in the dungeon, I've been really busy lately so I'll be back when I can

>>27936095
>Mikrokek moves left. From here, he travels to the darkness that moves him to the right, and into an area with a wooden door on his left, darkness to his right and straight ahead, and a pink crystal with a wooden crate inside to his right.

>>27936100
>Suitcase is not being helpful.

>>27936104
>Jack Frost continues to work... (5/10)

>>27936113
>Akinzer finds only one door on the right. There are two doors on the left, however.

>>27936118
>Ember continues helping... (5.5/10)

>>27936142
>Krono can't work because of Suitcase.

>>27936143
Thanks for playing. If you don't come back to play again, make sure to tune in for the finale.

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>>27936154
>Check back to lawsmans old posts
>Says there was two doors to the right

LAWSMAN WHAT'S GOING ON

Hesitantly enter the second door to the left

>>27936154
Try destroying the crystal with my weapon

>>27936154
I don't feel like doing anything right now. So I'm just gonna nap on Manhorse's computer.

>>27936154
Pick up Suitcase and put her on Daily so I can continue working and she can continue sleeping.

>>27936154
Follow akinzer into the wacky changing dungeon room

>>27936154
Try to push suitcase on the computer.

>>27936154
Work.

>>27936154
More helping

>>27936175
Really? My mistake, then.
>Akinzer entered the second door to the left. Inside, he finds a wooden door to his right, a wooden door straight ahead, and darkness to the left.

>>27936176
>Mikrokek attacked the crystal with his Large Screwdriver, but it doesn't even chip at his efforts!

>>27936204
>Suitcase continues insolently napping.

>>27936226
>Krono forces Suitcase off of the warm hum of the computer to continue slowly killing himself. (6/30)

>>27936228
>Rarifag is following Akinzer.

>>27936234
>Daily replaces Suitcase.

>>27936249
>Jack Frost continues working... (6.5/10)

>>27936299
>Ember continues working... (7/10)

Dead period coming up shortly.

>>27936357
Work.

>>27936357
'Anyone knows what to do with pink crystals?'
Check the door to the left

>>27936357
Enter the darkness on my left

>>27936357
Continue helping

>>27936357
Follow my faggot.

I mean Akinzer

>>27936357
Time to actually do something
Find Mikro and follow him

>>27936357
Put Daily on the floor and continue working on the A.I.

>>27936365
>Jack Frost continues working... (8/10)

>>27936396
>Mikrokek checked the wooden door to the left. From here, he found a wooden door to the left, a wooden door to the right, and more darkness ahead.

>>27936405
>Akinzer ventures to the left. Here, he finds two wooden doors in front of him, and a wooden door to his left.

>>27936420
>Ember continues helping... (8.5/10)

>>27936423
>Rarifag is following Akinzer.

>>27936426
>Kars is following Mikrokek.

>>27936427
>Krono pushes Daily down, and still can't work because of Suitcase.

>>27936457
Go left

>>27936457
Finish that up.

>>27936457
Put Suitcase on the floor with Daily and continue working.

>>27936457
Open TheCrate™
>>27936426
Glim, you know what to do with pink crystals at >>27936154(@Me) ?

>>27936484
Nope.
I'm pretty sure breaking them won't work

>>27936457
HELP MORE

>>27936463
>Kars opened the wooden door to her left. Inside, she found nothing.

>>27936466
>Jack Frost is almost done... (9.5/10)

>>27936471
>Krono shoves Suitcase aside to continue his grueling labor. (6.5/30)

>>27936484
The crate currently isn't accessible...

>>27936501
>Ember finished Jack Frost's Scrap Blade... But has nowhere to put it! (10/10)

Dead period starting now for ~3 hours. Will inform you when news becomes available.

>>27936594
Work more.

>>27936594
Pour out the soy-milk. Bam.

>>27936594
Enter the first door in front of me

>>27936594
Follow Jack

>>27936594
Fug I'm dumb, I read one of the doors as create for some reason.
Go forward

>>27936594
Play with suitcase like a cat, because apparently that's what we're acting like right now.

>>27936594
Do this >>27936699 with Daily.

>>27936699
>>27936873
>Suitcase plays with herself while Daily helps her enjoy the experience.

I want to fucking blow my brains out.

>>27936594
Look around
Where the fuck am i
Boop the nearest friendly pony that isn't Manhorse

>>27937587
Oh hey, this time my trip didn't stick.

>>27937587
>>27937598
Oh, hey. I got a weapon for ya.

>>27937544
Do it then.
Also, why?

>>27937544
Not with those dubs you don't

>>27937653
The dubs mean he wants to kill himself enough for RNGesus to try to help him but fucking up so hard that he makes Jack have to kill himself even more.

>>27937605
Oh really?

>>27937700
Yeah, the scrap blade. Eh, better than fists.

>>27937718
>yfw i'm using a kitchen knife
Hmm... this opens up some options, if i had a way to melt stuff down.

>>27937745
We got flaming sword and matches. Let me guess, stronk big knife? Sword?

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>>27937745
>Not a metal cursed sword that gets more powerful with every head you take
IT'S TIME TO PURIFY.

>>27937813
>a metal cursed sword
>Not a pistol that builds rage over time leading to an orgasm of explosive destruction.
I didn't know you were such a pleb Daily.

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>>27937857
>A rage building pistol
>Not a high tech flamethrower that makes you beat more shit out of people by dancing

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>>27937894
>a high tech flamethrower
>Not a moving Armchair that has miniguns and missile launchers

>>27937757
>>27937813
>>27937857
>>27937894
>>27937946
These ideas are nice and all, but i was thinking of something else.
Daily's bretty close though.

>>27937946
>Armchar with guns
>Not a gun that shoots guns that only shoot more guns that only shoots more guns.

>>27938064
>Arming my enemies
Um, no.

>>27937946
>Armchair that has guns
>not a crossbow that shoots corrosive mini nuke
Manhorse plz build
>>27938064
If the gun shoot guns how we gonna damage the enemy tho

>>27938068
>Arming your enemies with guns that can only shoot guns.
>Not knowing that after a while you'd fill up the room with guns.

>>27938090
I'd rather breathe air, not guns.

>>27938087
Guns hurt. Have you ever been bitchslapped with a gun? Imagine that but the gun was just shot at you. Cave in peoples skulls and shit.
Oh, and also suffocation from the amount of guns in the room.

>>27938132
That's gonna take some tardiness level bullshit to make that happen.

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>>27938087
>a nuke crossbow
>not a mechanical body suit that makes you a space ninja with superpowers.

>>27936619
>Krono continues... (7/30)

>>27936620
>Jack Frost dropped the Soy Milk, and picked up the Scrap Knife! BoxPone equipped this weapon.

>>27936626
>Akinzer enters the first of the two wooden doors straight ahead. Inside, he finds an idle CAV.

>>27936648
>Ember is following Jack Frost.

>>27936659
>Mikrokek goes forward. Here, he finds a wooden door to the left, and some stairs going up straight ahead.

>>27936699
>>27936873
Uhhh?

>>27937587
>>27937598
>BoxPone is on Krono's head.

>>27938160
Well an armchair can't hold miniguns and rocket launchers either, let alone Suitcase.

>>27938184
Check out the scrap blade, for shits and giggles.

>>27938184
Deal with having Boxpone on my head and continue working.

>>27938184
Find Akinzer and Obtuse Chain the CAV

>>27938184
Welp, look at my pathway options, 'cause I'm bored.

>>27938184
Help the Krono with the craft

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>>27938184
Back the fuck up before I get smacked the fuck up.

Enter the second door that was straight ahead in the previous room.

>>27938208
Scrap Blade - +3 ATK
A rudimentary weapon.
Weakness to electricity
Slight weakness to fire

>>27938209
>Krono continues working, with the added burden straining his neck... (7.5/30)

>>27938250
>Kars opened the battle by casting Obtue Chain on the CAV in Akinzer's room! One out of four attacks landed.

>>27938271
>Suitcase can move to the left or the right. Darkness greets him in both instances.

>>27938314
>Ruin starts operating with Krono... (8/30)

>>27938327
>Akinzer enters the other wooden door straight ahead from the previous room. Inside, he finds an idle Security Camera.

Kars suddenly attacked a CAV!
The CAV revved its engine!

>>27938349
Attack the Security Camera

>>27938349
Enter the room Akinzer is in and attack the security camera.

>>27938349
Explore the darkness to the right.

>>27938349
Attack the CAV's cannon

>[obligatory dildo reference]

>>27938349
Try to teleport to the top of boxpone

>>27938349
Teleport to Akinzer, and slash at the camera via Frostfang

>>27938349
ask Raprot about 'secret' items

>>27938356
>Akinzer opens the battle against the Security Camera by attacking it with the High-Frequency Blade! It's really screwing up the camera's specs...

>>27938376
>Rarifag joins the fight, and attacks the Security Camera with the Baseball Bat! She clobbers its dome.

>>27938377
>Suitcase moves to the right, and now finds darkness to her left, her right, and straight in front of her.

>>27938399
>Kars attacked the CAV with the Silver Chariot, aiming for its cannon... But missed!

>>27938419
>Daily teleported to Boxpone's location, almost breaking Krono's neck and forcing him to stop working.
Careful...

>>27938421
>Jack Frost joins Akinzer's battle, and attacks the Security Camera with the Frostfang! He froze the enemy, and then broke the ice with the power of brute force!

>>27938546
>Raprot is utterly confused.

The Security Camera didn't even have a chance!
The CAV is edging closer!
You won!
Jack Frost, Rarifag, and Akinzer gained 22 EXP.

>>27938585
Attack the cannon again

>>27938585
Explore the darkness to the left.

>>27938585
Teleport to Suitcase, and check out the right darkness. I still have Vinyl, right?

>>27938585
tell Raprot that there are several evil ponies is the area beating up to locals

>>27938585
Enter the previous room and help Kars

>>27938585
Help Akinzer and Kars kill the CAV

>>27938662
>>27938644
I can handle this,I really don't need help

>>27938670
It's too late Starlight.

it's always too late

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>>27938695
What

>>27938597
>Kars attacked the CAV's cannon again with the Silver Chariot! She had better luck this time.

>>27938599
>Suitcase turned left. Here, he found a lone wooden door straight ahead.

>>27938620
Yes.
>Jack Frost teleported to Suitcase, and examined the darkness to the right. From here, he found a staircase to the right going up, and a staircase to the left going down.

>>27938623
"Isn't it obvious?"

>>27938644
>>27938662
>Akinzer and Rarifag helping Kars... From a distance.

The CAV rammed into Kars full-forcedly! She was flung to another end of the room.
Slowdown... Go!

>>27938748
well...ah...it is
I just wanted to let you know in case you didn't already
by the way, how do you know about that?

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Here's a colored in drawing of Springtrap Mikro made.
>>27938748
Slice up the CAV

>>27938748
Go over to the right staircase, and go up.

>>27938748
Attempt to find Kars

>>27938748
Take the door straight ahead.

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>>27938763

>>27938748
Enter the room with kars and attack the CAV

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>>27938763
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>>27939282

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I shitposted so hard that my shitposting created a colored drawing.

Enjoy.

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>>27939320
>pic related
>>27940213
>also pic related

>This whole thread is pic related
>This whole board is pic related
>This whole site is pic related
>The whole internet is pic related
>People as a whole is pic related
>Existing at all is pic related
PURIFY

>>27940340
Remove

>>27940340
Daily, stop being incredibly autistic for five seconds, please.
>>27938349
>>27938748
>Move Daily and myself off of Krono's head- how the boxpon fit in the first place, nobody knows.
>/inv
>>27940340
>*boop*

>Page 8

no

>>27938760
"I have my ways."

>>27938763
>Kars attacked the CAV with the Silver Chariot! She's ripping off some of its armor.

>>27938766
>Jack Frost entered the staircase going up. After going through a warmer hallway, he comes down in an area with three wooden doors to the left, and the boss door to the right.

>>27938769
>Springtrap has found Kars.

>>27938784
>Suitcase enters the wooden door. Inside, he finds a hallway with a wooden door to the left, a wooden door straight ahead, and a window to the right with lots of pink crystals visible on the other side.

>>27939016
>Rarifag joined the battle, and attacked the CAV with the Baseball Bat! She's busy smacking its shit in now.

>>27941214
/inv: http://pastebin.com/BiJ2ZYpE
>Boxpone moves himself and Daily off of Krono's nearly broken neck.

The CAV is edging closer!

>>27942258
Peek out of the window to the right.

>>27942258
>Info: Inhalers

>/stats

>Sharpen my knife (since someone decided to force me to equip the Scrap Blade) and ask for who has the Shishkebab.

>>27942258
What do you know about those ponies, exactly?

>>27942258
Attack CAV

>>27942258
Enter the room that rarifag and kars are in and attack the CAV

>>27942258
Work.

>>27942258
Attack the CAV

>>27942269
>Suitcase peeks out the window on the right, and sees rows upon rows of pink crystals, out in the open.

>>27942284
Inhaler - Assist
A small device used to treat some lung diseases. What use it would be to you is unknown.
If used, SPD increases by 5 for 5 turns, then the device breaks.
/stats
(25)JAF-1/8299 Sa Ha Pa s^A d^A,O Ea Eb Po Hb Eg Ra (E: Frostfang, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig) (KOs: 2)
(21)FRU-1/5972 H3 R3 E3 (E: Bayonet, Battered Helmet, Blood Moon Pendant, Cat-ear headband)
(17)STC-1/3795 Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc Rc Gc (MrC)(E: Royal Spontoon, Vest, TNoLM, Wooden Vest) (KOs: 2)
(10)MKK-1/1381 Ha Sa Pa Sb Hb (E: Large Screwdriver, Sunglasses)
(15)KRO-0/3006 H2 R2 T2 (MsC)(E: Bat-tle Axe, Leather Armor, Offensive Patch) (KOs: 5)
(10)DAL-1/1531 Ka Ra Ha Ro O^a(E: Brutal Mace)
(14)EMB-1/2581 Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc (Di)(E: SP/TW, Leather Jacket, Medigun, Hoof Mittens)
(11)SRT-2/1824 Ac Sc Oc Hc (Al) (E: Metal Shovel)
(11)USL-1/1659 Ac Sc Oc Hc (Gi)(E: Nothing)(KOs: 3)
(7)T25-0/683 Ha Ova Ya (E: Nothing)
(9)KRS-1/1161 Ac Sc Oc (E: Silver Chariot, Crystal Bracelet, Violet Charm, Stoneguard Leggings) (KOs: 2)
(6)AKI-2/548 Ba Pa (E: Katana)
(5)RRF-1/402 Ya O^a (E: Baseball Bat, Rarity Plushie)
(2)BOX-1/50 (E: Scrap Knife)
(2)NES-1/95 (E: Nothing)
>Boxpone sharpens the Scrap Knife a little more.

>>27942313
"Not much, really. They just seem like the type to fight."

>>27942441
>Kars attacked the CAV once more with the Silver Chariot! She's almost worn the machine down...

>>27942479
>Akinzer joined the battle, and dealt the final blow to the CAV with the High Frequency Blade! The enemy just fell apart, as if it were a robot.

>>27942508
>Krono continues his undying servitude to the person whose alter ego tried to enslave him and his friends... (8.5/30)
You can't keep working for much longer; your neck is trash, thanks to Daily.

>>27942515
The CAV was destroyed!

You won!
Kars gained 25 EXP.
Akinzer and Rarifag gained 12 EXP.

>>27942597
Lone Wanderer has the Shishkebab equipped.

>>27942597
is the boss door open yet?

>>27942597
Exit room and examine surroundings

>>27942597
Use Winds of Healing 2 on myself to heal my neck, then continue working.
"This isn't servitude to Manhorse, fuck that. I want to do this just to see how fucked everything becomes when this A.I. goes terminator and learns to time travels to kill anyone who didn't help in it's creation. Roko's Basilisk type stuff."

>>27942597
Attempt to loot the CAV
Go out and look around

>>27942597
>Hop up to the computer Krono is using, and lay on it.
>>27942633
"Take a break and breathe, you fag."

>>27942597
Smash open the window using the butt of the Royal Pain and crawl through to the crystals inside.

>>27942725
"No."

>>27942772
"Yes."

>>27942803
"No. Ok maybe."

>>27942811
"Thanks."

>>27942597
do you think they are bad for what they're doing

>>27942618
No~

>>27942623
>Akinzer is here: >>27936457 (@ Akinzer)

>>27942633
>Krono heals himself with the snap of his wings, then continues working. (9/30)

>>27942653
>Kars is following Akinzer.

>>27942725
>Boxpone prevents Krono from working.

>>27942755
>Suitcase finds that the window is unbreakable.

>>27942837
"For making an AI? Not really, if they know what they're doing."

>>27942969
Fuck it, take the door straight ahead.

>>27942969
Take a nap to regain some energy I've lost from working so much.

>>27942969
Teleport to Raprot
Hey, could you give me my fork?

>>27942969
what makes you think they know what they're doing

>>27942969
Enter the door to the left

>>27942969
Follow Akinzer

>>27942969
Nap on the computer.

>internet/phone/tv gets shut off while running a quest
>can't contact cable company to bitch
>gotta go to the landlord and use his phone
>lookofdisappointment.jpg
>"hello"
"gib internet"
>"oh sorry, we turned off the wrong guy, we'll get you back up as soon as possible"
>it took 3 days
TIME WARNER FUCKING CABLE

>>27942969
What floor is it, how much HP do I have (current/max), and am I unconscious?

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>>27943184
:^)

>>27942983
>Suitcase took the wooden door straight ahead. On the other side, she found a staircase going up to her left, and a staircase goign down to her right.

>>27942991
>Krono begins to sleep.

>>27943009
The Inventory is full.
>Jack Frost teleported to Useless's location.

>>27943072
"I don't know, honestly. I just assume they know what they're doing, and leave it at that."

>>27943124
>Akinzer entered the wooden door to the left. Here, he found himself in a hallway with a wooden door to the left, two wooden doors to the right, and darkness to the right.

>>27943131
>Rarifag is following Akinzer.

>>27943140
>Boxpone is literally sleeping on the job.

>>27943210
B8
45/100
Conscious

>>27943307
Take the stairs on the right.

>>27943307
Hm. Teleport to Akinzer, and kick open the first wooden right door.

>>27943307
Excuse me w0t,I'm not Fashion Horse
Take the second door to the right

>>27943307
"Well, I'm already doing stupid shit, why not keep going and see what happens."
Alright, take a break from Alpha and slit my wrists. Use the blood to draw a door-sized pentagram on a blank wall.

>>27943307
"Ok nap over." Wake up and pick up Boxpone, then toss him into a corner of the room without hurting him.

>>27943385
>>27943307
>Let this happen, then trot back over and hop onto the computer.
>Sleep non-obstructively- That computer's comfy man

>>27943307
I see
what were those items you had, again?
also is there anything you want item wise?

>>27943338
>Suitcase takes the flight of stairs on the right. Here, she finds an area with a wooden door to her right, and a wooden door straight ahead.

>>27943346
>Jack Frost teleported to Akinzer, and opened the first wooden door to the right. Inside, he found an idle Security Camera.

>>27943351
Apologies.
>Kars opened the second wooden door to the right, and found a FlareKat inside.

>>27943382
>The 2.5th Manhorse slits his wrists, and draws a pentagram on the wall.
Remember the last time this happened?

>>27943385
>Krono tossed Boxpone away.

>>27943396
Sleeping on the computer in any fashion will be obstructive to Krono's work.
>Boxpone got back on the computer.

>>27943400
"Here's what I have at the moment:"
-Bobby Pin
-Bell
-ID card
-Fork
-2-cent Coin
-20 lb. Dumbell
-Wishbone
-Teapot
-Container of Shrimp
-Corn Bread

>>27943447
Cast levitation beta on the Ballbreakers, and launch them at the camera.

>>27943447
>scrunch at OP, then hop off the computer
Seriously, who has the damn Shishkebab equipped, i needs it for the craftings

>>27943447
Put Boxpone on my back and vibrate slightly to give the feel of the soft hum of the computer, then continue working.

>>27943479
I use it just fine without ripping it out the guy's arms.

>>27943489
>Bury muzzle in Krono's mane
>>27943447
>Go back to sleep

>>27943447
Obtuse chain Flarekat

>>27943447
...Yeah, but demon magic is unpredictable, I hope. Use the Super Shotgun to set the pentagram on fire.
"Hey, can I speak to, uh, the fucking Devil, I guess? Schedule an appointment? However you do things in Hell would be great."

>>27943519
Pretty sure you need the stuff Krono needed for his thing

>>27943526
...I could toss in Nigger if this one doesn't work.

>>27943447
Take the door on the right while humming [insert music here].

>>27943447
do you know where to find other things
in particular keys
also do you want something in exchange for those items

>>27943458
>Jack Frost opened the battle by attacking the Security Camera with the Ballbreakers and Levitation β! He deals astonishing damage to the security camera.

>>27943479
>Boxpone hopped off the computer after scrunching towards the ceiling.

>>27943489
>Krono vibrates slightly, then somehow continues working. (9.5/30)

>>27943503
>Kars opened the battle by casting Obtuse Chain on the FlareKat! Two of the four attacks landed.

>>27943519
>The 2.5th Manhorse sets the pentagram on fire... But nothing happened.

>>27943547
>Suitcase entered the wooden door on the right. Inside, he finds himself in a very small room, with a wooden door straight ahead.

>>27943551
"Keys? I know nothing about them."

Kars suddenly attacked a FlareKat!
The FlareKat protected itself with a Fire Shield!
Jack Frost suddenly attacked a Security Camera!
The Security Camera fired a beam at Jack Frost! He felt a burning sensation on his right side.

>>27943626
Welp, take the door straight ahead.

>>27943626
Slash at the Camera one last time.

>>27943626
Continue vibrating and working.

>>27943626
>Continue sleeping on Krono's back.
/bio

>>27943626
"Uh...here?"
Grab whatever Nigger is at this point and line it up with the pentagram for a sacrifice.
"I mean, I'm sure you can find some use for it. You could make an intestinal belt, or a bracelet made out of brain matter. Maybe a ribcage xylophone?"

>>27943626
can you tell me about the container of shrimp (is it for bait or eating) and the cornbread (is it homemade)
can I just have them?

>>27943626
Square Chain the FlareKat

>>27943633
>Suitcase took the wooden door straight ahead. Here, he found two wooden doors to the right, and two wooden doors to the left. There is nothing ahead.

>>27943639
>Jack Frost attacked the Security Camera with the Frostfang! He slashed straight through the camera, with a trail of frost following him! {CRITICAL!}

>>27943641
>Krono continues working... (10/30)

>>27943644
/bio
>Boxpone is snoozing.

>>27943651
>The 2.5th Manhorse cannot drag someone who is three stories higher than him down in one turn. The laws of cartoons do not apply in this universe.

>>27943658
"The shrimp is for eating, and the cornbread is not homemade."

>>27943682
>Kars cast Square Chain on the FlareKat! She missed all three attacks.

The FlareKat sent its Fire Shield flying into Kars' face! She didn't take any immediate damage because of her shield.
Kars' body is engulfed in flames!
Kars' shield was broken!
The Security Camera was totally scrapped!
You won!
Jack Frost gained 22 EXP.

>>27943806
Teleport to Suitcase, and open up the first wooden door to the left.

>>27943806
STOP.DROP.ROLL

>>27943806
>the cornbread is not homemade
Wow, that's disgusting

>keep snoozing, wait for bio

>>27943806
Work.
Why is the crafting meter thing only going up by .5 per turn when I'm not helping anyone?

>>27943806
"...Hm."
Make an iron shell of the right leg's bottom half, as well as an iron ball joint to interact/work with the 'real' part of my back right leg.

>>27943806
Take the second door on the left.

>>27943836
It was Manhorse's thing, so you are the one helping him.

>>27943806
>not homemade
shoot, I was hoping for a secret family recipe
Well Raprot, if you don't mind I think I'll have the cornbread as a meal
would you care to join me?

>>27943868
He's not doing shit to the A.I. right now, so the meter thing should go up by 1 every turn that I work. If it does work like that then that would be bullshit because that would mean it would take twice as long or twice as many people to work on the A.I. just because Manhorse isn't working.

>>27943947
>then that would be bullshit
Yeah, that's Dungeon for you. I'll be there in just a second, I'm in the middle of an important business meeting.

>>27943817
>Jack Frost teleported to Suitcase, and opened the first wooden door to the left. He is now here: >>27936357 (@ Akinzer)

>>27943824
>Kars manually extinguishes her fire.

>>27943833
Oh, whoops.
>Boxpone continues to snooze.

>>27943836
Because it's Manhorse's creation. If you're getting so worked up, why not stop?
>Krono keeps working... (10.5/30)

>>27943862
Uh, not right now?

>>27943865
>Suitcase enters the second wooden door to the left. Here, she finds three wooden doors to the right, and more darkness ahead.

>>27943917
"No thanks, I'm quite well."
>Useless ate the Cornbread!
Useless recovered 10 HP.

The FlareKat clawed at Kars! She felt its claws dig into her flesh...

>>27944131
Enter the darkness on my right

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Fixed problem on previous bio

>>27944131
Teleport to Suitcase, and look at the dankness.

>>27944131
Continue to work.

>>27944131
ATTACK FLARE KAT

>>27944131
thank Raprot for the delicious food
examine ID card

>>27944131
Follow Akinzer on his venture into the darkness

Well, it's been quite a show, friends.
From the horrors of floor 25, to the Mechahorse, to even our own bickering.
Which makes this harder to say.
I'm leaving. I'm not sure how long I'll be gone, or if I'll even come back. Real Life things have started to consume me, and I need to get myself out of this hole before anything else. I've never been good with goodbyes, so I'll just end this on that note.
Have fun with my stuff, Manhorse.
Friendship sure is Magic.

-Fruitanon

P.S
Tell Ember were still up for Tuesday.

>>27944131
Rush to Kars and assist her by healing her

>>27944138
Oh, and for my last action.

Go Rest in the Main Menu lobby.

I'm... Tired. I think I'll rest a little while.

>>27944177
>>27944184
Wait you're leaving?

I..don't know what to say...
G-goodbye,I guess...

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>>27944177
>>27944184

>>27944177
Pls no

>>27944177
do what you got to do
you're always welcome back
be safe and successful in your future endeavors

>>27944131
Take the first door to the right.

>>27944135
>Akinzer entered the darkness on his right. Here, he found more darkness in all directions.

>>27944142
>Jack Frost has met up with Akinzer.

>>27944148
>Krono continues to work... (11/30)

>>27944158
>Kars attacked the FlareKat with the Silver Chariot! She dug hard and deep, but not hard and deep enough.

>>27944163
ID Card - Assist
How convenient that someone left their ID here, in this crate. Hard to believe it'd be of any use, though…

>>27944175
>Rarifag is following Akinzer.

>>27944177
>>27944184
Damn. Make sure you come back for the finale, OK?

>>27944181
>Ember gives another medigun puff to Kars, who had some energy to spare.

>>27944184
>Unfortunately, the lobby is locked. You can't access it when a floor is in play.

>>27944232
>Suitcase took the first wooden door to the right. He is now here: >>27935769 (@ Akinzer)

The FlareKat is snickering at Kars' misfortune!

>>27944177
Goodbye, Fruit. I hope you come back someday, and if you can't return, then just know you were one of the more tolerable of The Dungeoneers.

>>27944248
Go east.

>>27944248
I'll be there.
Honorary Fruit Bowl item when?

>>27944248
Attack the FlareKat
>>27944261
Let me have the honorary Fruitbowl item

>>27944248
Continue working.

>>27944248
continue to talk with Raprot
ask for intel on the boss
is Fruitanon's equipment up for grabs? I could use some defense boosting stuff
battered helmet would be nice

>>27944248
Well shit, go back to >>27944131 and take the second door on the right.

>>27944248
Stab the Flarekat's head

>>27944177
See you, Space cowboy ;_;7
And good luck with whatever is happening in your life. We'll be waiting for you.

>>27944276
Bad times ahead friend. Maybe no computer. Maybe no fruit. I go away, but we are 2 of soul. I will return.

>>27944257
>Jack Frost turns right. Here, he finds two wooden doors to his right, a passage to his left, and a staircase straight ahead.

>>27944276
>Ember joined the battle, and attacked the FlareKat with the SP/TW! She smashed its face in like it were a brick in a wall!

>>27944280
>Krono continues working... (11.5/30)

>>27944284
"Erm... By what do you mean, "boss?"
He said it was, so yeah.

>>27944297
>Suitcase enters the second door on the right, and walks into Kars' battle.

>>27944306
>Kars attacked the FlareKat with the Silver Chariot, aiming for its head! She almost gets it, but lands on its right side instead.

The FlareKat barreled into Ember's side, pushing her into a wall with burning force!

>>27944177
Man, that's pretty fucking deep. I hope you figure shit out, and it means a lot that you still trust me after all this shit. Remember, you can leave for a while, but the ride never ends.
>Have fun with my stuff, Manhorse.

>>27944336
Check Fruit's items.

>>27944336
Equip the Blood Moon Pendant and continue working.

>>27944336
Go up the staircase.
/exp

>>27944336
Attack the FlareKat again

>>27944336
Head into the darkness straight ahead of me

>>27944336
Smash the Kat's face again

>>27944336
Enter the darkness to the left of Akinzer

>>27944336
Attack Flarekat

>>27944336
never mind then
it was nice talking to you
leave the hut and look around
equip the battered helmet

>>27944336
Exit the room and take the third door on the right.

>>27944346
Bayonet - Weapon, ATK +5
Doesn't this belong on the end of a gun? Oh well, it's your personal melee weapon now.
Battered Helmet - Equipment, DEF +7
Blood Moon Pendant - Equipment
After five enemies are killed, a blast can be released from this pendant that deals major damage to all enemies in battle. Must be fully charged to use.
Cat-ear Headband - Equipment, SPD +1
There's a song that goes with this headband, but it doesn't need to be said here.

>>27944347
>Krono equipped the Blood Moon Pendant, and continued working... (12/30)

>>27944349
/exp
You are currently Level 25. You need 339 EXP to reach the next level.
>Jack Frost goes up the staircase, through a warmer passage, and back down in an area with a lone wooden crate.

>>27944360
>Kars attacked the FlareKat again with the Silver Chariot... But missed!

>>27944367
>Akinzer moves forward. Here, he finds two wooden doors to the left, and two wooden doors to the right.
Akinzer just remembered the picture he put on his horn.

>>27944374
>Ember attacked the FlareKat with the SP/TW! She's giving it the clobbering it deserves...?

>>27944405
>Rarifag ventures to the left, and finds more darkness to the left and to the right. A wall looms ahead.

>>27944413
>Springtrap joined the battle, and attacked the FlareKat with the Golden Shovel! The radiance of his weapon left the bird wide open for his attack! {CRITICAL!}

>>27944422
>After equipping the Battered Helmet, Useless left the hut and found himself in a hallway with two wooden doors to the left, and darkness to the right.

>>27944450
>Suitcase left the room, and took the third door on the right. A lone switch greeted him inside this room.

The FlareKat donned another Flame Shield!

>>27944516
Quickly Guard

>>27944516
Open up the crate.

>>27944516
Equip the Cat-ear headband,then attack the FlareKat again
Can I check what I have on me?

>>27944516
Work.

>>27944516
open first wooden door on the right

>>27944516
Equip Battered Helmet,then stab Flarekat again.

>>27944516
Pull the switch.

>>27944516
>>27944549
wait a minute
there's no doors on the right
open first door on the left

>>27944516
Grab the Blood Moon Pendant, that sounds fucking awesome.

>>27944534
"Can you teleport me and you to Nigger real quick, then teleport us back?"

>>27944737
"...I think Swap Gamma would be better, but why do you need Nigger in the first place?"

>>27944753
"Well, I'm trying to talk to the Devil, but he's kinda being an asshole about it, so I need to do a satanic ritual and kill Nigger on the pentagram. It's kinda simple, when you think about it."

>>27944530
>Springtrap is guarding.

>>27944534
>Jack Frost opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found... A Burrito!
Burrito added to Inventory.

>>27944535
/stats_i
(14)EMB-1/2581 Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc (Di)(E: SP/TW, Leather Jacket, Cat-ear Headband, Hoof Mittens)
>Ember equipped the Cat-ear Headband, then attacked the FlareKat with the SP/TW... But missed!

>>27944541
>Krono continues working... (12.5/30)

>>27944549
>>27944720
>Useless opened the first wooden door on the left. Inside, he found nothing and nothing accessories.

>>27944559
Error: Useless has equipped the Battered Helmet.
>Kars attacked the FlareKat with the Silver Chariot! She slashed right into the enemy's other side.

>>27944688
>Suitcase pulled the switch. Suddenly, two Fire Wardens drop from the ceiling!

>>27944737
Error: Krono has the Blood Moon Pendant equipped.

The FlareKat launched its fire shield at Springtrap! He took substantially less damage because of his guarding stance.
Springtrap's body was engulfed in flames!

>>27944891
Infinite work.

>>27944891
Pierce the chest of Fire Warden A using the Royal Pain.

>>27944891
nothing is nice
go back and try the other door
while I'm fairly certain the second door on the left will have an abundance of nothing go ahead and check anyway

>>27944891
Throw one piece of paper into the air, and cast Swap Gamma with it. This will swap the paper with Nigger.

>>27944891
Give Manhorse the blood amulet.
Call Krono a fuckwit.
Oldfags get priority.
K really ded now

>>27944891
>>27944930
>>27944934
Equip Pendant, then drag Nigger over to the pentagram.
Also, thanks to both of you guys. Means a lot.

>>27944891
>>27944906
Awaken and groggily help Krono with whatever he's doing.

>>27944891
ATTACK FLAREKAT

>>27944891
Attack FlareKat once more.
>>27944954
>inb4 Error: Krono has the Blood Moon Pendant equipped.

>>27944891
AAAAAAA, STOP DROP AND ROLLLL

>>27944891
Investigate the wall

>>27944891
investigate the first door on the right

>>27944906
>Krono continues working... (13/30)

>>27944922
>Suitcase opened the battle by attacking Fire Warden A with the Royal Pain, square in the chest! This enrages the robot so.

>>27944928
>Useless's suspicious are assured: There is nothing in the other room as well. He checked these rooms earlier.

>>27944930
>Jack Frost swapped a piece of paper for the body of Nigger. This isn't looking pretty.

>>27944934
>The dead hand of Fruitanon ripped the pendant off of Krono's neck, broke his shield, and dropped the object in the Manhorse's hooves.

>>27944954
>The 2.5th Manhorse gets ready for a bloodbath. After all, he's been through a few.

>>27944958
>Boxpone helps Krono with his work. (13.5/30)

>>27944959
>Kars attacked the FlareKat with the Silver Chariot, slicing the enemy wide open!

>>27944967
>Ember finishes the job by slashing and hashing the FlareKat with the SP/TW until it moved no more!

>>27945041
>Springtrap manually extinguished his fire.

>>27945079
>Rarifag investigated the wall. It's unbreakable, it's impassable, it's unphasable.

>>27945088
>Akinzer entered the first wooden door on the right. Inside, he found nothing. Nothing was inside this room.

The FlareKat was defeated!
Suitcase suddenly attacked a Fire Warden and its cohort!
Fire Warden A is guarding.
Fire Warden B is charging its next attack!
You won!
Kars and Ember gained 40 EXP.
Springtrap gained 20 EXP.

>>27945222
Sweep at Fire Warden B's legs to cancel the charging process.

>>27945222
Ay, nice trips. Teleport to Useless, and check out the darkness.

>>27945222
trips of truth confirmed my suspicions
my only choice is the darkness to the right
and that's where I'm going to go

>>27945222
Run over to Suitcase and attack Fire Warden A

>>27945222
Unbreakable? is the wall, by chance made of Diamond?

Investigate the darkness to the right

>>27945222
Stop the work for a second and go over to Nigger. "I will to volunteer to be your executioner unless Manhorse wants to kill him with his own weapon, I feel my axe should be covered with the blood of long lost friend and foe to mix the blood of the fallen together in the afterlife."

>>27945222
>Get off Krono
>Find cover for the shitstorm

>>27945222
Run over to Ember and attack the same enemy

>>27945222
Exit the empty room and enter the Second door that was on the Right.

>>27945222
>>27945285
"Join me, will you?"
Ruthlessly throw Nigger on the wall and spread his intestines on the pentagram with a Fuel Sword.
"YO DEVIL, YOU GOT A MINUTE?"

>>27945251
>Suitcase attacked Fire Warden B with the Royal Pain, aiming for the legs... But was not able to stop the enemy's charging process.

>>27945260
>Jack Frost teleported to Useless, and examined the darkness to the right. Here, he found a wooden door to the left, a wooden door to the right, and more darkness ahead.

>>27945262
>Useless is following Jack Frost.

>>27945269
>Ember joined Suitcase's battle, and attacked Fire Warden A with the SP/TW! She made its head spin round and round.

>>27945283
No, it is not.
>Rarifag traveled to the right. Here, she found a wooden door to the right, and darkness ahead.

>>27945285
>Krono stops working.

>>27945296
>Boxpone hides.

>>27945300
>Kars joined Suitcase's battle, and attacked Fire Warden A with the Silver Chariot! She scraped some of its metal off, and nearly broke off its left shoulder armor.

>>27945313
>Akinzer entered the second door to the right. Inside, he found himself in a very small room, with a wooden door to the left, a wooden door to the right, and a wooden door straight ahead.

>>27945350
>The 2.5th Manhorse declines Krono's request, and does the dirty work himself. This kills Nigger.
And you know what the best part is? Nothing happened.

Fire Warden A cast Flame Breaker on Suitcase! She felt a burn tingle down her spine.
Fire Warden B unleashed a heat blast on the entire party! Suitcase braved the attack, but Kars wasn't so lucky... And neither was Ember, especially.
Ember's body is engulfed in flames!

>>27945367
Cut through FIre Waren A using the Royal Pain.

>>27945367
Open up the left door.

>>27945367
Enter the door to the left

>>27945367
Begin chanting around the pentagram.

>>27945367
Enter the darkness ahead

>>27945367
>>27945394
Help and begin chanting.
Did I lose any FRS from that exchange?

>>27945432
You already have 0 FRS, just like me.

>>27945367
go through the door on the right

>>27945445
Is 0 FRS the lowest, though? I feel like 0 would be not caring and not doing anything to undermine, nor help; just a low-ground sense. It may be possible to gain negative friendship, simply from going out of the way to slaughter for progress.

>>27945372
>Suitcase attacked Fire Warden A with the Royal Pain! He got dangerously close to its main circuitry...

>>27945380
>Jack Frost opened the wooden door to the left. Inside, he found a wooen door straight ahead, and nothing to the right.

>>27945389
>Akinzer entered the wooden door to the left. Inside, he found a lone switch.

>>27945394
>>27945432
>Chanting ensues.

>>27945403
>Rarifag entered the darkness ahead. At one point, it turned her to the left, and now she is in an area with darkness in all directions, and a pink crystal with a wooden crate inside to her left.

>>27945469
>Useless entered the wooden door on the right. Inside, he found nothing. Nothing is inside this room.

>>27945505
1 is low ground.

Fire Warden A cast Flame Breaker on Ember! She took more scalding damage!
Fire Warden B is guarding.
Ember took damage from the flames!
Warning! Ember is low on HP!

>>27945520
Tap the crystal with my bat.

>>27945520
Open the door.

>>27945520
Plunge the Royal Pain into Fire Warden A

>>27945520
Fug
Stop drop roll.

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>>27945520
Yell "If you're gonna suprise me when I flip this switch, next time try not putting them fucking everywhere in the dungeon"

And flip the switch.

What are we forgetting? We have the corpse, pentagram, chanting, and I'm pretty sure Manhorse is a virgin so we have virgin blood too.
>>27945520
Continue chanting.
>>27945555
wow