MLP General

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>filly

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>colt

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607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3

609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm

611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni

NEW PROMO VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqWQ3FUPWjY

Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction: Rainbow Dash attends the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan and meets a pony named Quibble Pants who despises Daring Do as much as she loves it. The two of them get wrapped up in a real life Daring Do adventure and must settle their differences if they have any chance of surviving the convention.

614 - The Cart Before the Ponies: The Cutie Mark Crusaders are excited for the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby until their teammates Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.

615 - 28 Pranks Later: When Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand, the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine - zom-pony style!

616 - The Times They Are A Changeling: Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.

617 - Dungeons and Discord: When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

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I want to eat out Twilights fat horse butthole

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>>27932751
I feel like I've seen this image in the past ten minutes, but I can't pin down where.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRoBjO2fqXA

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What's up, /mlhg/?

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>>27932765
my dick is what is up right now

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>>27932776
Is your dick up in that slutty yellow pony's ass, or just up in general?

Which pony of the mane 6 is the most cuddle-able?

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Have a Dashy. :3

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Remember that socks are necessary for breeding a mare

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>>27932787
this one

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Spicy pones

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Friendship is magic.

/)*(\

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>>27932787
I think they're all pretty equally cuddly, but my bias makes this one come to mind first.

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I think you guys are gonna love the new Pokémon

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>>27932787
The one that you love

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>>27932832
>anything beyond base 151

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>>27932820
Spicy ponies eating out non-spicy ponies

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>>27932839
>not wanting mareep
faggot

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>>27932839
>genwunners

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>>27932820

Puncess Carlostia: 'What is Saffron Masala's favourite song by Maredonna? " Poppadom Preach".'

>>27932717
>Friendship is Magic #44 is due out this Wednesday (Jul. 20).
I just checked Kindle and iTunes and it looks like it got pushed back a week to the 27th.

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>>27932726
>colt and colt

>>27932944
Thanks, Anon.

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did we talk about these already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri8wScYpLzo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieem5anHg0s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVgrB-KgYCw

>>27933019
That's fucking adorable
Thanks

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>>27932855
You kids these days and your pokemon plaid's and beige's, you fucking disgust me.

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what is your opinion of the movie art style?

>>27933049
i want to cum inside her ears

>>27933055
hello new fetish

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>>27932991
The best

>>27933049
I'm impressed by the CG, but does having humans mean that it's an Equestria Girls movie?

Filly wants an updated Flash puppet.

>>27933075
She didn't rip them off the fucking hinges like Tirek did, though

>>27933079
That's a woman, anon

>>27933089
That's not a woman, that's a dumb whore.

>>27932353
Today is a really cute day.

>>27933089
what the fuck is a woman

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>>27933049
I'm fine with the new ears and slight eye change. They're cute.

I'm a little bitter though because I think the changes are to align the show style with the design of the toys.

Fortunately they've already taken steps since the early days to make the toys look like the show. So I guess it's fine.

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>>27933019
>did we talk about these already
whoa
are you
asking if MLPG actually talks about shit that's relevant to MLP?
And isn't just one giant circle-jerk?

>>27933106
I'm jerking off while discussing it

>>27933106
i can't get enough of that bacon girl

>>27933099
Learn the terminology, Anon. A woman is a human mare. A kid is a foal, a girl is a filly, a boy is a colt. Sometimes you'll see woman spelled "womyn". That means she hates all men.

>>27933095
But you're not in the movie.

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>>27933049
>That horn coming right out from her forehead
>Those furfag ears
No. I do not like this change. My autism has been rustled.

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>>27933079
>CG
>humans

oh no

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>>27933133

>>27933145
Quit posting this image. It reminds me of that faggot TheSmilingPony.

>>27933145
>furfag ears
Are you deliberately trying to look retarded

>>27933149
oh no
how do you cheer up rarity

>>27933160
make her hot cholcolate
marshmellows love hot chocolate

>>27933163
CLM

>>27933160
something something dildo something

>>27933171
>CLM
What

>>27933160
Hire some male escorts

>>27933183
changeling lives matter

>>27933019
Huh. That last one is unlisted. EqD get a link early?

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>>27933114
That looks like that bowling mare.
But who is the stallion?
It does not look like Mr. Cake.

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Shit, it's coming up again.

>>27933212
I thought of Trenderhoof

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>>27933224
f r i e n d s h i p

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>>27933230

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>>27933225
Mane/tail don't resemble him

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>>27933163
Fillies can recognize changelings from a mile away.

>>27933264
FILLIES
IN
SPACE

>>27933264
yes they are buglike, black, and have holes in their legs

>>27933268
I want to fill that filly's space

if you know what I mean

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>>27933273

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>>27933038
back in my day ponies looked like actual ponies, not this big-eyed, skinny weeb trash

>>27933271
not when they change

any filly changelings?

>>27933281
all fillies are changelings

wow, that's profound

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>>27933281

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>>27933277
I FO- wait no, that's not him either.

Some of these recordings are better than what we have. This one has no sound effects:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0rhp_iOJRQ


This is a full Pony Pokey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XubX-9dIfHM

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A Filly?

Did you say

DID YOU SAY

A FILLY?!!!

>>27933325
I didn't hear anything

>>27933293
She's still cute and I wouldn't mind sleeping while cuddling her all night.

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>>27933240
>>27933225
Looks like it's this guy, they just forgot part of his mane.

>>27933351
>she
i heard he watch the HQ video

>>27933303
filly and stallion sittin in a tree

>>27933365
Just because one drone is male doesn't necessarily mean they all are. We don't know anything about them.

>>27933386
WATCH THE HQ VIDEO ANON

>>27933388
YES, SPIKE'S NEW FRIEND IS MALE, I'M NOT AN AUTIST, ANON. I HEAR 'HE'.

That doesn't mean all drones are male.

>>27933398
WATCH THE HQ VIDEO

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>>27933404
I'm not continuing this conversation.

>>27933019
Dats breddy cute

Filly is not sure if she's male, female, a channeling or a pony anymore.

>>27933431
I can check for her.

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>derpibooru filename

>>27933443
dumb frogposter

>>27933049
It doesn't really bother me but I also don't know why they changed it. The old design was good.

>>27933193
I was born for this task

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butt

>>27933449
toon boom animation vs flash

Pony wants to remind you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxsjlpoNa7s

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>>27933443
Ban this cancer being posted outside of retard9k.

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holy shit what I had no idea this was a thing

>>27933467
I like Twilight Velvet's ass

>>27933467
>I'm me-shaped, not square
one hell of a kek right there

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>>27933435

>anal changelings

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This reminded me that we'll never have a Celestia episode

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>>27933491

>>27933491
What is this? Poor little Twily.

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>>27933491
Oh goddamnit

Mom, what the fuck, not the bee hat

>>27933502
A thing muffinshire apparently drew a year back for some charity and now released it for free
http://muffinshire.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-First-Dance-1-8-622600727

>>27933491
this is what happens when you're 1000+years old and just don't give a shit anymore

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>>27933518
I hope some day humiliating myself helps someone else feel better.

Old adults are pretty good at that, so I'll probably get there.

I hope one day the head of state goes out of her way to make me feel better.

what are the sexiest non-english language dubs of pony?

post some

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b4nOfitFrQ

I hope one day the diarch dictator sees me from a mile away, sulking, and decides to dress up like a retard to bring attention away from me.

>>27933467
A bit out of character but still cute

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>>27933554
She'll publicly endorse your sports team or place of business for a small fee.

>>27933556
this is fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3WwNVa1G84

Remember to touch the pony often.

>>27933590
Pony touches herself far too much already.

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Rainbow D-ass-h

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>>27933590
I would never forget

Pony is going to take a nap.
Just do what you want, but don't wake her.

Filly took a nap in your lap.

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>>27933585
So does Turkey hire kids to read these lines?
Why is Polish Dash in a giant empty chamber.
Is the Latvia one official? They didn't even remove the English voices under it.

I'm also not sure they all knew Dash is a girl.

Colt took a nap on filly taking a nap.
A nap stack.

>>27933633
rainbow dash is a girl?

>>27933638
whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhat

>>27933636
Pet the colt

>>27933636
>colt on filly stack
That's a surefire way to get them stuck.

>>27933657
>colt on stack

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Less than 2 weeks before the ep called Stranger than Fan fiction airs. Ready, /mlp/?

T-T-TWILY

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>>27933681

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>>27933633

If Dash were a stallion, she'd have a dick.

They must be futa lovers. But then, inferior subhumans are if they want female characters with male genitalia..

what's a twily?

>>27933689
Like a bag of sand...

>>27933689
Someone who won't outlive her friends.

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Applejack has a farm, Pinkie Pie runs a bakery, etc...

But where does Fluttershy get her income from?

>>27933683
i wish i could be shining armor

>>27933702
I wish I could bang Shining Armor

>>27933701
porn

>>27933701
fucking humans

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>>27933689

>twily

Puncess Luna: 'A Twily is a pony expert in the Mare-tial Arts '

>>27933701
since ponies are pretty gay, she could get subsidies from the local govt for protecting the wildlife or some shit

>>27933701
I love how the brother was supposed to be such a shitbag when it looks like she's just leeching off her parents.

>>27933712
>protecting the wildlife
Ponies haven't done anything to fuck up the enviorment though. They're pretty primitive

Surrender yourself to the pony.

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>>27933701

Looking after sick pets. She's Ponyville's vet.

Do you have to work at being this retarded, or does it come natural to you?

>>27933721
what about the vet with the office in "Secret of my Excess"

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Pones in tight pants

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>>27933734
Ponies in tight everything

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>>27933734
tight enough so you can see everything?

Tight ponies.

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>>27933732

Competition.

Next question.

>>27933701
Fluttershy is an unexploited prole living off the grid.

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>>27933745

Fluttershy is a pony.

>>27933751
TIGHTER

>>27933748
do you have evidence that Fluttershy is a vet?

>>27933738

Twi as Spitfire:

>>27933742

Everything. Especially if they're not wearing anything underneath a skintight suit. No VPL

>>27933769
>Twi as Spitfire
Uh
what

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>>27933769

Forgot my pic:

>>27933779
Gaaaaaaay.

>>27933783
>not being a faggot
faggot

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>>27933745
>>27933765

Roped, whilst drunk, and is miserly with her Bits. Also, her small plot

Dash tight enough for you?

>>27933721
You know, I always thought all the animals we've seen her take care of were wild animals, as in from the Everfree and various strays.

>>27933801
this. Who the fuck pays her to care for Harry?

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>>27933795
>plot

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>>27933783

>Gaaaaaaay

Well, Twi as Spitfire would appeal to certain mares...!

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>>27933806
>mfw nyx threads get scruffed

I could go for some boops right about now

>>27933843
I thought you were quitting?

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>>27933839
>wanted to craft that outfit for Twilight in the app
>didn't have the right pieces for both parts but I thought I'm just gonna do the second later
>turns out it was a limited event
>no way to craft the hat and goggles

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>>27933843

>go for some boops

Here you go:

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>>27933843

>>27933849
I'm sure on your deathbed you'll be wondering what your life would have been like, how much different it might have been if you got your Twilight that jacket.

>>27933876
I did get the jacket. Just not the hat and sunglasses.

It will haunt me forever.

WHERE IS IT

Release...
The fillies!

>>27933898
http://pony.sex/lewd.webm

anyone got a link to that new Wonderbolts Handbook that was released recently?

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>>27933905

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Now that's just cute

>>27933931
Pony only has one mouth.
I have two hands.
Check and mate pony.

>you will never put a 'WPSHH me' sign on pony's butt

>>27933947
vagina dentata

Never trust a filly with no history.

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Luna wants to look into your pervy dreams.

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>>27933898
>>27933905

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>>27933905
I appreciate that URL

>>27933967
I don't have any pervy dreams.

>>27933959
Kill yourself for reminding me that's a thing.

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Would you shop at Victoria's Secret for your pony?

>>27933986
No, she gets the 16 pack from wallmart.

>>27933986
He can buy some overly expensive underwear for himself

Don't trust the ponies.

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>>27934024
why not?

>>27934029
What the fuck

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>>27933986
No.
I'd buy her some cool bandanas tho

>>27934030
They will use their cuteness to get you to do things.

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>>27934048
but they've already done that by making me come here every day

>>27934068
The world operates on the American Gods rules, by dedicating time to the ponies there is a pony god around somewhere waiting to rise up against the old ones.

>>27934074
I'd worship the pone god

>>27934068
How is that pony so cute?

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>>27934076
I want a girlfriend like Tree Hugger.
Or I just want to date Tree Hugger.

>>27934103
I just want a gf

>anyone got a link to that new Wonderbolts Handbook that was released recently?

anyone?

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>>27934114
We'll find love one day, friend.

>>27934133
Please stop plant cuddle.

>>27934122
The storytime thread is here, >>27814343
I checked yayponies but apparently they don't have it (yet), but maybe that other link will have it
or just go with the archive

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>>27934076
>>27934103
>"W-why do you roll with those XXL's, Anon."
>'I don't like splitting the swishers.'
>"Mmmm you big picky picky pants you~"
>'Don't think I'm not still mad at you for finishing the chewy chips ahoy.'

>>27934114
I just want to be a gf.

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>>27934145
>Wanting a pony to stop hugging you
You're going to get hugged twice as hard now

>>27934114
>>27934155
Just fuck already

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>>27934160
Does that increase exponentially?

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>>27934153
I only smoke blunts with friends because I can't roll a decent one to save my life. It's bong hits all the way for me

>>27934156
ALL I CAN SEE IS A FISH-EYED HELLISH WORLD

AND IT'S GETTING FOGGED UP

>>27934169
Yes

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>>27934196

>>27933863
marker's pet is giving me the fisheye

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>>27934155
iktf

>>27934216
>r63 straight shipping
Ew

Celestia has formally ordered you to love and admire her.

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>>27934216
Do you want to be a fluttershy with a dash bf or a dash gf?

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Sometimes I think about all the people that found love through the fandom and I get depressed.I like to watch brony couple videos because I think they're really cute

>>27934230
That's an order? I thought it was an obligation.

>>27934230
A platonic love?

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>>27934203
I enjoy that pon

>>27934234
Technically it's a privilege.

>>27934233
Sometimes I think about all the people that found love through the fandom, and I feel incredibly relieved that I am not one of those retards that 1. would love a mental retard 2. would end up in tears a year later

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>>27934245
I love her

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>>27934233

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>>27934233
> and I get depressed
Why?
You can do it too, anon

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>>27934232
being Fluttershy with a dash gf would be pretty fun

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>>27934219
>>27934232
I like the concept of rule 63 Dash but it's always shit. Except sometimes in the porn it's alright. Usually the gay porn.

I want to be the Fluttershy with a Dash bf. I like animals but I hate the responsibility of pets though.

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>>27934262
Yeah, most of the 63 Dash designs are fucking horrible

>>27934262
You could always just boot the pets out and keep a few.

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>be my husband already!

>>27934260
>>27934262
Fluttershy seems like she has a very comfortable life in her nice cozy cottage. Sharing that with her pegasus girlfriend would be perfect

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>>27934283
You've got some competition, kid.

>>27934283
But I want to marry your mother

>>27934283
But we married in Las Pegasus yesterday, Sweetie. You're already knocked up.

>>27934275
>>27934286
Oh yeah, if I was Flutters like 95% of the wild animals are going.

Maybe if I had her special talent i'd be more tolerant of them though.

>wanting to be Fluttershy

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>>27934318
she's pretty cute and has a nice life and friends

>>27934283
But you're not real.

>>27934283
I'm not a pedoshit

Hey kid.
Wanna boop?

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>>27934318
>thinking that would be a step down for me
You don't know me, Anon.


>>27934325
This nigga gets it.

>>27934342
my mom said not to talk to strangers

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>>27934325
>>27934346
Fluttershy has a good thing going

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Which one?

>>27934374
Grown up cheerleader colt

>>27934283
I'm sorry, i've already married him.

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/755455836240089088

ALERT

ALERT

WE PRESIDENT NOW

>>27934384
oh snibbedy snab

>>27934384
That was in reference to them being in a nightmare though?

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>>27932727

>>27934384
2016 is the wildest ride

>>27934384
>all the bronies in the comments posting pics
>not pointing out that Twilight was being literal

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>>27934384
AYY

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>>27934384
American politics is making political satire obsolete

>>27934384
Amazing

>>27934384
What the fuck.

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>>27934384
Well that's something

>>27934384
Aw man, I was expecting the line to be ''You can't have a nightmare if you never dream''

>>27934439
that line creeped me the fuck out

>>27934384
This truly is the shitpostiest of years

>>27934384
Wew

>>27934451
>tfw gods actually existed
>and /pol/ rediscovered the meme magic that kept them alive

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>>27934384
Assholes made me dig to figure out what the hell was going on. So some asshole accused another asshole of plagiarizing some other asshole's speech because 70 total words in 3 passages of a 2000 word speech matched. Then MLP comes in because one of the lines was so god damn generic a lot of the words matched what Twilight said. Except hers was literal and they were politcians.

What a slow ass news day.

>>27934476
This porridge sucks.

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>>27934384
IS THIS REAL LIFE?

>>27934476
I'm not sure why they are even caring about "plagiarism" in political speeches. All that shit is so generic and full of buzzwords that it sounds identical every time anyway.

>>27934496
but our favored politician is unique

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Truly the world is an amazing place.

>>27934374
I'm gonna kiss both of them

>>27934509
Applejack was a good choice
Imagine if they had chosen pinkie
I mean ponk is a hell of a pony, but applejack has a bit more apple in her

>>27934530
I'm gonna kiss you.

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>>27934548
wat

Filly wants to be the president someday.

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>>27934551
Ponies are so kissable they kiss each other.

>>27934551
Are you a horse?

>>27934530
>>27934551
I'm gonna kiss both of you

>>27934562
they're just practicing though, right?

>>27934567
Yes.

>>27934509
What
Source?

>>27934576
I'm gonna kiss you back. Right on the snootle.

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>>27934573
Dash is helping others practice.

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>>27934573
They'll be pros some day

>>27934585
I'm gonna kiss you on the booper organ

>>27934594
L E W D

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>>27934590
How much does she charge for her lessons?

>>27933701
Pinkie is employed at the bakery, but she doesn't run it.

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>>27934637
she only takes on other mares
try Pinkie, she'll kiss anyone

>>27934656
ah pocky

the gayest of snacks

>>27934700
I don't know, bananas can be pretty gay

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>>27934700

>>27934705
now that i think of it spaghetti is pretty gay too

>>27934700
I roleplay with Pocky

>>27934384

Dude what

>>27934719
How does that work

>>27934726
he has a pocky gf

>>27934726
Very carefully, generally.

>>27934717
Spaghetti's not a snack though

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>>27934726
In Nihon, anbythling can habplen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXgX_r-x-XE

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>>27934795

butts?

>>27934761
anything is a snack if you're fat enough

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>>27934823
Caramel has a nice butt

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>>27934831

he certainly does

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>>27934823

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>>27934853

Hey MLPG does anyone have the time

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>>27934946
Fuck you. The "what are timezones" joke is like 10 years old.