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This is not okay...
IT'S TIME TO STOP

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>>27931345

[seat offering intensifies]

>>27927578
>>27931345
Stop forcing your meme.

>>27931285
>once apon a time there was a human >and this human's name was anonymous or anon for short
>anonymous was a stern man
>hardy at times and tended to keep to himself

>there was once a princess
>this princesses name was luna
>she was the the keeper of the night, gardian of dreams, and the beloved sister to princess celestia

>during one of lunas scoutings she came across a dream like no other
>while most of her subjects dreams which were happy, lighthearted, and oftentimes childish
>this one was dark, dreary, and overall erratic
>for a moment she tought she stumbled across one of discord's dream
>but to her supprise it was the humans dream
>driven by curiosity she entered the mans dream wondering if she could help the poor soul

>due to the reason anon was a hardy man the ponies were afraid of him if not somwhat terrified of him
>thus leaving him with with no freinds and no one to talk to
>the ponies would only talk to him if it were necessary or it was a dare conjured by the fillies to the colts
>one exception was the ever so happy and hyperactive pinki pie
>but to anonymous it was just her acting by default
>recently anonymous had horrid dreams most picture less but oftentimes had the feeling of dread in them
>it wasn't untill that faithful night he met his savior
>Luna

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>>27931612

>Once upon a time there was an Italian man name Luigi. He lived with his twin Italian brother, Mario.
>Mario always hogged the spotlight a little too much, but Luigi didn't mind. He was happy for his brother, and didn't really want that kind of attention anyway. This tended to leave Mario in a constantly guilty mood.
>Mario, in brief moments where he was overcome with guilt to a crippling degree, sometimes wished he could clone Luigi, and give his brother a copy of himself so that he could become the Luigi Brothers while Mario took the poison mushroom that Luigi didn't know was behind the bathtub and eat it, making Mario's last moments happy ones, finally able to see his beloved brother shine.
>But this isn't Mario's story.

>Luigi didn't mind the lack of attention, because it allowed him to do wondrous things in the privacy of his own secret basement.
>Luigi would go down there at night when he felt funny when he was sure his brother was fast asleep, and have fun with fillies he had brought home.
>He would play games with the yellow one with the cute accent, the whimpering white one, and the loud orange one.
>Luigi always had to shush the loud one. She didn't like it when Luigi shushed her.

>They would spend all night playing funny games together, despite the fillies pleas to stop having fun. It was odd. Why did they want to go home, when there was still fun to be had?
>Every night, they would try to cover their nether regions with what little tail Luigi hadn't cut off, crying and moaning. It wasn't very fun when that happened.

>The games never stopped.

>They continued on and on, Luigi playing fun games with the underage girls and their crotches, until they forgot their families faces to the neverending sound of fat Italian sausage ramming into their buttholes.


>Their families still vainly look for their lost family members to this day, never able to find the poor victims of what happens in Luigi's basement.

>>27931630
>once luna had entered the humans dream she suddenly felt on edge and jumpy
>she hadn't experienced this feeling since had returned from the moon
>and after that moment she knew she had to help him. so she set forth and made finding this human in his dream a priority
> after a while of combing the dream she had finally found him
>and once she had layd eyes on him she intently found herself blushing at him
>being confused about why she had butterflies in her stomach if she had only met him until now
>after a moment she finally recomposed herself to meet the human and quell his torment

>anonymous had been getting these nightmares for quite the time
>at first it didn't bother him but as time dragged by he felt his dreams emotions making them slightly less bearable every time they appeared
>after a while of thinking he noticed a dark blue mare (with wavy hair as it of were cought in a light summers breeze) approach him
>at first he was confused at who she was but as she got closer he was immediately entranced by her beauty
>quickly regaining his composture as she approached closer to him

>>27931640
i came. just from reading this. at work

>>27931732
>after a while of of chit-chat and explanations and a bit of dream magic she had promised him to return to his dreams to help poor anon to rid him of his nightmares
>and anon hoped she would

>their routine is simple he dreams she arrives to help and after all is done they would talk
>both of them had gotten used to their routine that they would still perform it even if the nightmares that were troubling were anon were already gone
>they had grew to one another so quickly that one night they had started doing things to wich in the ponies eyes were scandalous
>on one night luna had promised to herself and anon to visit the human in his home
>and anon looked foward to their meeting

>she had left the castle once it was nightfall and in a few minuets she would meet him in pearson
>but unknown to her
>her sister had been following her for a while

>celestias sister had been in the humans home for a few minuets
>she cautiously opens the door and sneaks into the humans home
>finally after a few minutes of searching she had finally found their room and she opens only enough to take a peek
>and what she sees instantly makes her cheeks go a deep hue red
>she has cought her sister and anonymous in the act
>holding hands (or hooves whichever is fine)

>The end<

>>27931630
>>27931732
>>27931840

Wasnt ment to be taken seriously. And sorry if my story telling is crap

I just did this for shits and giggles

>>27931285
http://pastebin.com/u/Spike-Anon
I still await his return.

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>>27931345

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>>27932186
switch the background with
>pic related

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>>27932383
You're welcome.