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Hey it's my birthday. Post them mature ponies
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>>27928465
Happy birthday.
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>>27928509
Thanks m8
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L-lewd
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>>27928891
Velvet is a top-tier mom.
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>>27928891
gotta post the comic this goes to
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Harshwhinny is best pony
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>>27930032
i have recently developed a large boner for this poner
are there any stories that have been written about her
preferably of the lewd variety
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After a tiring day of screaming at dumb rookies and trainees half her age I think Spitfire deserves a drink at someplace classy & sophisticated.
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>>27930056
http://pastebin.com/b0qrE17Z
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>>27930116
Then she chooses one of the new waitstaff, and forces him under the table to help her 'relax.'
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>>27930032
daw she looks cute as fuck in this POV
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>>27928994
Here you go
https://e621.net/pool/show/5728
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I want to fuck this horse super hard.
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>>27931643
that is a different pool...
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>>27931825
I know ;^)
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>>27931643
Wew lad... That was pure cancer and not mature at all.
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>>27932540
Last one.
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>>27928891
Hopefully this works... I suck at linking between boards.
>>>/trash/4200042
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Mares don't get any more mature than this.
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Mature pony acting immature.
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How old is Zecora? I think that she's certainly older than the m6, but by how much?
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>>27934659
Old enough to be a sexy milf, i can't believe how underrated she is.
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>>27935187
Zebs are QTs
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Bump
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Does anyone have any stories with Twilight Velvet?
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Slow af
>>27937401
Yoo
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>>27933286
i want luna to fuck me though
>>27934600
tentacle sex. i would love to
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experienced mares best mares
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>>27940124
Uppercrust a qt and lewd.
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>>27934600
>Mature pony acting immature.
I'd indulge her.
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>>27928465
Happy birthday bubby
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>>27942780
>anthro
Why tho
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>>27928465
I never did finish this picture, but i hope you'll like this anyway.
Happy birthday!
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>>27942850
Who's the pony on the right. Her cutie mark doesn't look familiar.
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>>27942870
Fluttershy's mother
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>>27931643
What the fuck man
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>>27942833
That's what he does my man. There isn't enough lewd of her as it is and I don't really mind anthro that much.
I'm just surprised there's just as many people that want to drill into her as much as I do.
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>>27943302
Upper is fucking hot and looks like she took good care of her body. She's probably just as tight and looks just as good as a mare half her age.
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Story ideas? Im in the mood to write something short.
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>>27943678
an average day at work for harshwhinny
professional persona on the outside
cynical and comical inner monologue
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>>27933755
>a year
Everytime with this picture.
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>>27943678
Something sexy
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Why else would Filthy Rich stay married to her?
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>>27945799
Maybe she's a loving wife?
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>>27928465
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>>27945799
Because he might lose everything in the divorce like mr.hogan
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>>27937102
What is this from?
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>>27947352
MLP comic the main series. I think it's at the end of the second part of the Shinning Armor/ Cadence first meet story.
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>>27943340
I bet she has a hard time getting some though considering her husband probably shelters her and can never be satisfied.
Either that or she's a dom and Jet Set is getting all of the wear and tear, could live with myself no matter which outcome.
>>27945799
For the sake of Diamond Tiara maybe? You know more than me.
>Headcannon is that UC is DTs aunt and they hit up local cafes within Canterlot to practice etiquette together.
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>>27928465
sauce on this comic pls
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>>27948474
https://derpibooru.org/1116756
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Bump don't die
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>>27928891
>slippers with a suit
Stay classy, Anon
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>>27934600
>Pepsi
>not Mtn Dew
You had one job
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>Be in waiting room at clinic
>Told to wear the mask of shame
>Every time you cough people look at you
>They must think you have Ebola
Why me
Also bump
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>>27950711
Don't look at me, I didn't draw it. I would have drawn alcohol.
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>>27935212
Got a case of jungle fever
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B U M P
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>>27951232
You also gotta have some dedication. Know it's a shit game franchise (though the first one was GOAT) but still. And by the way, whatever happened to that Anon and UC story in the MMT like a year ago where they fuck to pay the bills or the noire story that was apparently never finished? Those were the days.
Also also, bump. I'd actually like to see some Mayor Mare stuff.
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>>27947352
The trash
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>>27934659
>>27935187
>>27935212
>>27952049
Once you go black, you can't go back
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Anti glimmerposting bump
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I've been thinking of making a green later tonight. Would you guys like/be cool with /ss/? Human Anon or Anon as a colt?
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>>27933755
>over a year
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>>27956687
Doesn't matter but you should try to include every pone in this thread into it if you can. Maybe for colt anons birthday he's expecting some awesome gifts but instead gets a bunch of strip-teasing mares, like a private burlesque party.
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>>27956986
Or maybe just a very special gift for his six teenth birthday from his aunt UC/MM/HW? Would be cozier.
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>>27956986
I'm not good at writing stuff with multiple people, either someone is always left out or I concentrate too much on 1 on 1 interaction
>>27957016
Might be an idea I can get into. I was thinking more like anon is accidentally allowed into a bar or even just a simple walk into the park to start.
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>>27957387
You mean this story?
http://pastebin.com/7bU1YZFq
Yeah... I just kinda dropped it without saying something.
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>>27954490
fun fact about Zebras. Some are white with black stripes, and others are black with white stripes.
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>>27957573
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>>27945811
HAHAHHAHAH
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>>27957551
I think you meant
>>27954070
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You are Anon, are you a human or a pony?
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>>27958475
Typical human.
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>>27958475
Reverse satyr
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>>27958475
Shitty story incoming
>"See ya at school Anon!"
>You are Anon, 1X years old
>You turn around, waving good bye to your friend Button Mash as you continue to walk down the street back home
"See ya Monday Button!"
>Hanging out with someone 2 years younger than you wasn't something you enjoyed but he had a shitton of video games you could only dream of owning.
>Another plus is his hot mom
>She was nice and seemed to enjoy you hanging out with her son
>Otherwise there wasn't much interactions other than she's your friend's mom
>Still though... you'd totally smash.
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>>27958626
>You begin to daydream about your friend's mom as you begin to walk home.
>Passing through the town you spot a mare looking confused at you before waving you to come closer.
See what the mare wants? Y/N?
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>>27958695
She looks edgy. Commence evasive maneuvers.
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>>27958695
"Hello, miss pony. Fine day today, isn't it?"
>>27958703
There's lots of edgy manes in horseland, anon.
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>>27958752
That's why we should go for smooth manes, or ponytails.
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>>27944981
lol sad clown.
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>>27958703
>You begin to pick up the pace, trying your best to ignore the mare
>You stop in your track as the mare steps in front of you.
>"Hey there stud! Why not visit The Slippery Hoof! Stallions get free drinks every Friday!"
>You gape at the edgy pony standing in front of you smiling
"H-hii Miss pony... Fine day today.... isn't it?"
>Why did you say that?
>She gives you a weird look
>"Right.... anyways why not give us a visit?"
>You continue to stare at the now obvious bouncer, surprised she's inviting you into the bar
>It's 7 pm right now... you haven't called your mom and told her you were coming home yet.
Tell her you're under-aged or just accept the invitation?
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>>27958852
Tell her the truthand see if we're still invited.
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>>27958868
"A-actually... I'm 1X years old..."
>Hopefully she'll stop bothering you so you can go home. You hated talking to strangers.
>She gives you a surprised look before giggling
>"Haha! Someone as tall as you as a colt? Good joke dude!"
>She stops her laugh and looks at you with pleading eyes "Oh come on, a cute stallion like you surely has nothing better to do on a Friday like this?"
"I... gotta.... err.. ID... home..."
>She smacks your ass with enough force that pushes you closer to the door and gives you a wink
>"Great! Picking up a mare to take home is the perfect way to start the weekend!"
>Huh?
>You blush red from the comment and the embarrassment of getting your ass smacked.
>All the blood rushes to your head as your legs step on their own, moving you closer into the bar.
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>>27959002
Oh shit. So they think we're an adult anyway? Let's get drunk then.
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>>27959002
Find nearest mare. "Trip." Fall down face first into marevag.
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>>27959002
Sweet. See if we can get a drink or two. That'll boost our confidence, and then when we're finished with the bar we can go throughout the day and try to drag a mare back here for fun times since we drink free anyway for today.
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>>27959002
>You step inside the bar to see a few ponies inside
>Well... might as well sit down and get comfy
>You spot an empty seat next to a older looking mare in a scarf and a sleeping mare. Another one is next to a mare with glasses looking lonely.
Who do you sit next to?
(Also that's all for today, this was more of a test for me and I'll try to continue more after work tomorrow. Good night guys)
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>>27959462
Sit next to the lonely looking mare on the far right.
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>>27959462
Fuck, I forgot to add Upper Crust. I'll add an option for her somewhere later when I'm back if the threads not dead.
So I guess vote for which pony to sit next to down below and most votes wins. If it works like that.
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>>27959462
scarf mare
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>>27959462
Sit next to lonely glasses mare. Pet her mane and tell her she's pretty.
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>>27959462
Lets join glass mare.
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>>27959462
Thanks drawfag, looking forward to the next one.
I want to sit next to scarf horse and sleepy horse but the sad one sitting all alone calls. We can probably check on sleepy in a minute.
Unfortunately, >>27958626 we were supposed to be on our way to school. Hopefully this doesn't come to bite us in the ass later. Weill will have the most interesting story of playing hooky that anyone's ever heard.
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>>27959462
Sit at the bar with the bored looking mare.
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>>27959462
Glasses qt
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>>27959654
This
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>>27959462
Sit next to four eyes
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>>27959462
Mayor Mare looks like she could really do with some company right now. Sit down next to her.
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>>27937401
Considering the bags under Soarin's eyes and the fact that Mayor Mare dyes her mane to make herself look older, they're probably around the same age, at best.
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>>27959462
Glasses
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>>27959462
Glasses
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>>27959552
>>27959696
>>27960173
>>27960794
>>27961822
>>27961897
>>27962832
>>27962861
I wonder how Mayor Mare would feel knowing so many people would love to cheer her up and keep her company.
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>>27962876
She'd feel like making Ponyville great again.
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>>27963055
I think she'd end up wiping some mailboxes with a cloth.
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>>27963149
>Mayor Mare asks you to keep her mailbox in your closet
>you assume it's just another weird pony thing until Filthy Rich starts making noise about it
>oops
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>page nine
why is there so little love for the mature mares
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>>27963149
>>27963567
I don't get it.
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>>27938355
Shepherds pie
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>>27964425
It's a US presidential election joke.
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KEEP THIS SHIT BUMPED
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>>27964661
Why? No one's posting anything it's obvious the draw/write fag left
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>>27964751
>(Also that's all for today, this was more of a test for me and I'll try to continue more after work tomorrow. Good night guys)
What is reading comprehension
Keep thread from 404. Drawfag will likely return. If not, it's still a thread about mature mares that can be talked about
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>>27928465
>"Congratulations Anonymous. You have your Government job!"
>The hoof of your Temp Agency Rep "OddJob" extends towards your eager, and excited palm.
>Feelsgood.jpg
>Be that green guy people hate to be the Main Character of these stories, former Equestrian NEET now one of the working slob masses of Horsie-land fresh out of Canterlot.
>Your Guardian, Luna thought(Yeah. Luna. Ironic I know) that it'd be good for you to get out of the castle, and see the world for yourself,but mostly because Celestia was not dealing with two fuckers laying around.
>What better way to meet the populace, and see the world than working? Only one problem.
>Unicorns are racist as shit. If you don't have a penis on your forehead, they don't give you the time of day.
>Well there was this one couple of unicorns who were willing to hire you, but there was this big Anthrax raid, and talk of Terrorism, blah blah blah-
>It didn't work out suffice to say.
>So you went through a Temp Agency-
>All the way out in fucking Ponyville. That commute is hell my nigga.
>"Uh...Yoo-hoo! Are you okay there?"
".....H-huh?"
>Oddjob cocks an eye at you.
>"You're just standing there zoning out....and you haven't let my hoof go."
>You blankly look down and see you're still gripping the mare's hoof.
"Oh! I'm sorry! I was just going into some beginning story monologue."
>She snatches her hoof out of your hand, wiping it off.
>"Okay...well just report to Town Hall tomorrow. I'll handle all the paperwork kiddo. So enjoy the rest of your day. Go celebrate!"
>You smile, forgetting the idiocy you subjected Oddjob to a moment ago.
>You got a job! A tax free government job!
>You bet your ass you're gonna celebrate! It's Ponyville! The locals are friendly, Fresh Air, and the mares aren't too bad on the eyes!
>Luna was kind enough to shell out enough Dosh for a hotel room, and to do whatever with the rest you want to.
>Time to get Gucchi mane wasted.
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>"And for your first job here at town hall, you will be inspecting my vagina. With your penis."
Ah, Mayor Mare, always the subtle one.
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Hey guys, give me 3 more hours and I'll be able to continue that green text thing with teen Anon and the bar.
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>>27965792
>three more hours
;_;
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>>27965792
>3 hours
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>>27965792
Good enough for me, gotta blast to someplace far away anyway.
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>>27959462
>You spot the tan mare with silver hair looking down at her drink.
>Scooting over some tables you plop down on the free seat near her table
>The sound alerts her of your presence and she perks her head up to meet the stranger sitting opposite of her.
...What should you say? Hi? A pick up line?
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>>27966141
Wave at her and say "hello" awkwardly. Then order something hard to drink.
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>>27966141
What's a beautiful young mare like yourself doing here alone?
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>>27966141
You are yound and have no clue whats going on. Just say hi.
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>>27966153
>You lift your hand and wave at her
"H-Hey...."
>She gives you a confused look as you spot a waitress walking towards your table
>You raise your arm to get the mare's attention and cry out
"I'll take a Hard Apple Cider please!"
>You turn your attention back to the silver haired mare.
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>>27966297
Din Din time. I'll use your post next.
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>>27966309
"Whats up?"
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>>27966309
"You look like you're having a rough day, What's wrong?"
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>>27966309
>rape
make sure it's dry and there's no pillow
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>>27966309
"Are you tired? You must have been running through SOMEONES mind all day."
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>>27966333
Trips do not even do lying my comrade
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>>27966309
>You ask with a cocky look
"What's a beautiful young mare like yourself doing here alone?"
>A look of shock fills her face
>She turns to the waitress who is busy talking to another table
>"Are... are you talking to me...?"
>You notice her cheeks are a little pink...
Sorry I'm taking a while, this is harder than I thought. Damn those professional drawfags making it look easy...
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>>27966695
>You nod yes to confirm to her that you were talking to her
"You look like you're having a rough day... What's wrong?"
>She lets out a little chuckle
>"Just another stressful day at the Town Hall! I like to come here every so often and have a glass of pomegranate wine..."
>She later looks at you and... begins to check you out?
>"Say....."
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>>27966781
Say what?
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>>27934659
Once you go GreyRut another, and you are Gay
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>>27966781
>"You're Anon, the human in Ponyville! I was actually thinking you were a minotaur or something!"
>She stares at you in amazement
>You were a little speechless. You didn't know you had a reputation in Ponyville.
>It also sucks this mare knows you yet you don't her...
>She does look very familiar though...
"Haha... yep, that's me! Anon the human! One and only!"
>The mare gives you a small smile
>"I didn't know you were old enough to drink, the last thing I heard was a pony named Lyra? took you under her care?"
>A little bead of sweat rolls down behind your head
>Oh crap, she knows mom! She's probably going to find out you're under-aged too!
What do you do?
>Tell her you're not allowed to drink
>Tell her that Mom is a roommate
>Dont say anything
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>>27966837
Be honest and say a bouncer brought us here. See what happens.
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>>27966837
she isn't my mom
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I'ma have to end it here guys. Hope to see you guys tomorrow.
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>>27966806
U-unf...
U got some mor o dat main...?
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>>27966837
She isn't my mom, she is my roommate.
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>>27966837
Imply that we're just a wandering soul.
"Yes, it was very nice of her to take a stranger into her home. I owe her a lot."
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>>27967255
More Zecora it is that you seek?
Come closer, her quim for a peek.
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>>27935187
>>27935212
A sweet, gentle & motherly mare. And as there is great power in sexual pleasure, Zecora would encourage you to fuck her. You'd leave the Everfree Forest with a smile on your face that can only be removed with an industrial laser, she'd have the man-a for her next potion. So win-win, really.
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>>27967935
>>27967978
Zecora may not be a MILF, but in these pics she looks like one.
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>>27954490
Is Zecora older?
I never really thought about it before.
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>>27966806
>Once you go Grey
fry potatoes all day
mmmm fired potatoes.
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>>27966837
The bouncer told me to come inside and meet someone nice, I'm glad she did.
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>>27933286
AHM NOT FIGHTING IT
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>>27968622
Who can resist the embodiment of the mature mare: Princess Celestia:
A Mare I'd Like to Fuck.
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>>27966837
try to play off the question, answer vaguely, and bring the topic back to her.maybe realize that she is Mayor Mare
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>filename
...yes it is, Zecora.
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who is the autor of that comic??
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>>27966806
Once you go grey, you're here to stay.
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>>27928465
>Sees Ms. Harshwinny
>mfw I unzip dick in front of her
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>>27968622
lol beavis chin.
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>>27928465
>Giving Harshwhinny belly rubs while you snuggle and talk about how your days were before serving dinner you made.
Sound like a good time?
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>>27937102
GOD DAAAAM<N Mayor Mare is fine
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>>27969189
this
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>>27970071
I want this
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>>27968622
My fucking sides
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>>27930032
I want to pick her up and place her in bed and lovingly snuggle her (professionally) all night and give her belly rubs and nose boops
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>>27945799
My god this mare. Why is it the mature rich uptight housewives get me going. It's just like dennis's mom from its always sunny
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>>27972991
It's like reviewbrahs mom
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>>27973006
Has she ever been on camera?Is she hot? Her son is an ugly fucker
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>>27966806
Unf I want rut that zebra for hours on end filling her insides with my seed till she's fit to burst. Then tell her I love her and cuddle.
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>>27966837
You said the age was 1X right? So fuck Ya we can drink also we are human this shit won't do a thing to us so drink up. As for the mom thing just play both sides, say I think of her as a roommate because I'm a little older than people think and it's kinda uncool, but she acts like a mom and despite it I care very much for her, or something like that. We could also say we are just out looking for some companionship for the night. Just rambling.
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>>27973680
While I'm fucking her from behind I want to pull her hair.
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>>27974608
This
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>>27974608
double
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>page 10
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Drawfag come back please.
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>>27973680
I think /fa/ shows an overall approval over her.
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Stormy Flare need love too.
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>>27980488
dubs don't lie
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>>27966837
Excuse yourself to the bathroom as soon as possible, proceed to wait in the third stall until the bar closes.
>there you will receive your true mission.
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Draw fag confirmed dead now?
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>>27981385
We must wait 3 full days.
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>>27942780
Guess the sketch got scruffed, oh well. Least the thread is still active.
>>27981453
>3 W H O L E D A Y S
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>>27972991
I know for me it's wanting to see the prim and proper fucked out of them. Tongue lolling, hair tousled, expensive makeup smeared as she bathes in an afterglow only you, not her husband, could give her. Even better if she gets aggressive and tries to take charge, only for her end up a mess at the end of your session. Watching her carry on her day in her usual stuck up manner despite carrying several loads in her, her friends or family none the wiser.
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>page 9
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>>27981385
Maybe
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>Rarity pouts her teal thick lips and flutters her eyelashes at you as you take in her curvy, plump body - especially that massive plot of hers
>She wants to lay you down on a bench and suck on your penis with gentle, slow gulps, her tongue sliding along your length; then gradually speed up her head bops and lip service to a fast, hard deepthroat with loud and lewd noises, while her tongue wraps around your penis to roughly stroke on it
>She wants you to excitedly and aggressively fly and latch onto the sides of her beautiful face, then pump away at her throat, your eyes locked onto hers as she gazes at you with a mother's loving and lustful hunger; she wants to hear you groan, gasp, and gulp as you fuck her mouth and make your balls slap against her
>But instead, you're drawn to that thick wide behind of hers, that blushing and gorgeous plot - and Rarity knows it; she neighs at you and flicks her tail from side to side, wafting her scent and her heat to you and teasing you with a view of her deep, hot crack
>You urgently rush under Rarity's tail to only be hit with a wall of mare aroma and heat; it almost makes you faint, but your need is stronger - you plunge your face as far deep inside her crack as you can
>The crack is hot and sweaty, and filled with a wonderful aroma; Rarity's long soft tail pushed you to her big thick ponut, while her soft generous cheeks squeeze your face in a hot, wet heaven
>You sniff and lick, lick and sniff, Rarity's blazing, smelly ponut - circling it, lapping up and down, poking, prodding, nibbling, suckling, and sticking your face inside it - while your hands wander all over those big fat butt cheeks of her; squeezing, kneading, and grasping as much of the hot, malleable haunches as you can
>Your dick is diamonds, and you know Rarity is gonna slurp on it with mature hunger after you're done, while you facefuck her with youthful energy
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>>27984047
>"""Rarity"""
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>>27985134
I'd FHRITPP
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>>27986099
pmuB
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>10
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>>27988018
This thread is dying lads
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>>27966837
You were good drawritefag, real good maybe even the best...
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>>27989084
He'll come back, I just know he will!Will we have to move to the Age Difference thread if he doesn't though?
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Hey friendos, sorry about not being able to continue my thing. My schedule is really fuked right now. Perhaps in 5 hours I can start it up again.
Here's a picture of Mayor Mare for you guys.
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>>27989697
And here's Harshwhinny. See you guys in a bit.
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>>27989697
>>27989709
Keep defending your horseporn, anon.
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>>27989697
>FOALCON III
Nice to see that you are a serious anon keep protecting the thread.
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>>27989709
Thanks, anon
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>>27989697
Tick-tock!not really. take your time,sir
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>>27966837
"No no, nothing like that! She's just my roommate!"
>You wave your hands around frantically like autist
"She's just super.... caring?!"
"....She just is kinda like a mom figure. Plus she really likes humans."
>The mare just smiles back in a response
>...wait, that smile. You've seen it before in TV...
"You're Mayor Mare!"
>You blurted out loud enough just for her to hear
>She gives you an amused look
>"That's right. I'm just the mayor of Ponyville.
>You eye her lifting the glass of wine to her lips like a infant with a sippy cup.
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>>27991263
Welcome back drawfriend
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>>27991359
Thanks, things are going to be slower because I'm an autist that never went on a date. Basically writer's block.
I need to kms.
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>>27991379
So it doesn't have anything to do with in some conflict zone?
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>>27991387
Well it's also the fact that I have a limited time to do this before I have other things I need to do, i.e. get enough sleep before my shifts. I'm just not good at writing in general. Having trouble trying to make character's sound genuine/realistic.
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>>27991410
Well, remember to stay safeish, and try not to be killed, also you should put some drawn pony pussy on any dead insurgents.
As for sleeping on cold hard ground with loud noises, just laying there with my eyes closed till I fell asleep always worked for me.
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>>27991263
"Must be hard work to give out all of those signatures. Do you mind telling me what is troubling you?"
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>>27932529
>>27932536
>>27932540
>>27932546
I love how not one does she mention she has a husband.
Cut it out with the coy shit, you know you want it
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>>27991263
>You just sigh in relief that she stopped picking more information from you
>You scratch the back of your head in akwardness
"So... how come you're by yourself here Mayor Mare?"
>She removes the glass from her mouth
>"Please, call me Ivory. Ivory Scroll"
>You give her a grin
"That's a nice name. Ivory."
>You let the r roll off your tounge which causes her to giggle
"How come people don't call you Mayor Scroll?"
>She taps the table, seemingly pondering what to say
>"Well... I suppose it's the fact that Mayor and Mare sounds similar. I guess all ponies just like the way it sounds."
"Oh."
>She sets the glass of wine down onto the table
>"So... Anonymous. What do humans like to do for fun?"
>Without thinking you blurted out
"Video games..."
>Shit, you definitly sound like you're not old enough to drink.
>Her expression stayed the same though
"Though of course I don't have the time nowdays I remember when I was younger I loved playing Super Mareio!"
>You perk up at the mention of the old game
"Wow, I wouldn't have expected you to even like stuff like that!"
>You noticed she begins to look sad when you said that
>Shit, did you fuck up?
"Umm... are you okay May-Ivory?"
>She lets out a sigh
>"I'm fine... just that I can't even remember talking to another pony about having fun since I was a filly."
>"Everday ponies think I'm just interested in politics or how I'm a boring old mare..."
>She looks at you with deterimation in her eyes
>"Well I used to have fun too you know! I used to be young a-and hip too!"
>You just stare in amusment at her ranting
"Uhh.... ummm...."
>She replies with a sigh and runs a hoof through her hair
>"I'm sorry... it's... It's just been so long that I've talked to a stallion before."
>She looks back at you with an unhappy look
What should you do?
(This might be all I can do for tonight, sorry I'm being so slow.)
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>>27991753
"Well, don't let time stop you! You can still have plenty of fun. It just depends on your definition of 'fun'..."
And give a sly wink. Ladies dig the wink, right?
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>>27991873
TH th th th this
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>>27991873
yes, then get drunk and see if the bar has karaoke, nothing cheers up better then drunken karaoke duets
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>>27991873
Gotta go paint the town red or some shit once you get far enough into knowing her.
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>>27992006
>>27992022sexual
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>>27992022
Why paint the town red when you can paint her insides white?
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>>27992129SEXUAL
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>>27989697
>>27989709
Where the fuck are you?
Nice M249 btw
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>>27951232
Who is that?
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>>27993388
Upper Crust
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>>27991753
>"Please, call me Ivory. Ivory Scroll"
I like this
>>27992006
and this
Take your time writeanon
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>>27993388
nice trip dubs, you cheeky negro
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>>27991753
hey doughboy you're needed at the guard tower
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page 10 go away
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bumpu
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bump-a-dump
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Don't die pls
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For the /k/omrade
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Bumping for closure
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bump with pics god dammit
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I want Mrs Harshwhinny to sit on my face and fart.
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Mature bump
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Hey guys, had a long day today. Cyoa will continue tomorrow if thread doesn't die. I promise I'll start it back alot earlier tomorrow. Again sorry guys.
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>>28000327
its alright nig nog, we'll keep it alive for you
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>>28000801
I'd watch her slowlyput on that dress.
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>>28001053
you make me sick
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Where is the CYOA friend?
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>>27991753
COME BACK YOU FRICK
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Gee willikers if I didn't blow so much a writing smut I'd be scribing everything that came into my head.
>When he drops nearly 15% of your earnings into the stock market and buys yet another jet
>But still won't do anal
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>>27991753
You're doing God's work anon
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>>28004757
Wat
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Name all of them mature horses!
I start - Bug queen
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>>27991753
Bumping for moar
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Woah dere
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>>28006562
Mayor mare needs more love
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>>27991753
"Well, don't let time stop you! You can still have plenty of fun!"
>She scoffs at your comment
>"Who'd want to hang out with an... old mare like me?"
>You make a hand gesture confused black women do and gape at her in disbelief
"Are you kidding? You're not old at all! Besides you shouldn't let time stop you."
"You can still have plenty of fun! It just depends on your definition of 'fun'..."
>You give her a sly wink
>Ivory stares at you with wonder.
>You notice her mouth wobbling, ready to form words
>You hold your breath, waiting for her to speak
>She bursts into laughter
...
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>>28007901
...
>She tries to speak between her laughs
>"Sorry! I don't mean to laugh. But that was just terrible. Has that ever worked for you?"
>You try to find words as spaghetti falls outta your pockets
"Errr.... I....
>"One Hard Apple Cider for the... stallion!"
>You and Ivory turn attention to the waitress with your drink
"Oh y-yeah! Thanks Miss."
>You quickly grab the drink and push it near your lips, thinking of a reply to that question
COUGH, CHOKE
>Holy shit, this thing is fucking bitter. Not like Applejack's Cider at all.
>You spit back the drink into the glass and cough up a storm
>Ivory leans over, looking at you with worry, "Are you alright Anon?"
>You wave your hand to show your fine
"Yeah-yeah, I'm good (cough) just went down the wrong pipe."
>She relaxes back into her seat with a coy look, "So Anon, you never answered my question..."
What should you say?
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>>28007901
avoid spilling spaghetti, chances say she still feels better and won't put herself down too much about her age. maybe ask her what she enjoys doing when she isn't running the craziest town in all of equestria. make converstion in general.your drink should be ready by now shouldn't it?
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>>28007901
Now it's finally time to order something to drink. We need to drown our shame.
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>>28008095
I forgot what the question was.
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>>28008104
I think its the one about whether the pick-up line ever worked for us.
in which case I am not sure how to respond. maybe say no while sounding embarassed? seems like the most realistic response considered our spaghettimancing.
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>>28008095
Was the question about what he likes to do for fun? If so, masturbation.
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>>28008138
Now i understand where my mistake is.
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>>28008095
Gotta wake up early tomorrow guys. Sorry for slowing down on this, this week is fucking me over with my sleep and freetime. Expect me to only do 2 at a time for now until I miraculously get more free time.
>>28008138
Yeah, she's asking if the pick-up line ever worked for us. I'd like to think know but the thread will decide.
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>>28008095
Oh, *laugh a bit nervously* I didn't meant THAT!
or
Lie to her. "Y-Yeah it works most of the time."
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>>28008095
>>28008433
Admit to it working the first time you tried it but it never worked after that, but you still keep trying for some stupid reason
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>10
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>>28005602
Yes
>>28008433
You are making a lot of schlongs long in a metaphorical sense, don't overstress yourself. Also maybe say that you've tried it with mares closer to your age in the past to flatter them (even if you haven't) but it just never worked.
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>>28010029
>tfw Anon will never give you the passionate love you desire after a hard day of work
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Bump.
Anyone have that harsh whiney comic of her smelling anons junk?
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>>28011398https://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=&sbq=artist%3Ashoutingisfun%2C+ms.+harshwhinny%2C+oc%3Aanon
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>>27934543
>>27933755
This is so my fetish.
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>>28007901
>You make a hand gesture confused black women do and gape at her in disbelief
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>>28011661
>white people think it's confusion
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>>28008095
Haha not really your the first mare I've used it on. I act kinda stupid when I'm around a beautiful mare u guess. Why you got any better lines?
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>>27998895
Bump
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You're now aware females hit their sexual peak right around Harshwhinny's age. That is when they hear their biological clock ticking and start CRAVING cock.
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>>28013933
And yet I can't find any.
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>>28007134
Does she have a backstory? I kinda wana green her
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>>28015324
not MUCH of a back story
https://derpiboo.ru/1184840?scope=scpe0ce4e77fc09d12130969bb6a80f15b25d8db7725
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>>28015651
>human father
>milf wife
>daughter goes for so long without kids mom wants dad to impregnate daughter
I need green!
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>>27958626
>1X
what is this, fucking Megaman?
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>>27989697
>>27989709
This is good. Have you considered a part-time job on Rule34, or Derpibooru?
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>>27928465
Bump
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>>28017623
Hot
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>ITT
>>28025130
>>28023224
>>28021966
>>28021078
>>28019235
>>28018155
>>28013548
>>28013215
>>28005951
>>28004236
>>27998827
>>27997694
>>27997109
>>27996309
>>27995619
that's ridiculous, even shitposting is better than this, are you too lazy to grab a random DB image with hot mare or at least one of your reaction images?butthurt^:)
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>>28026045
Someone needs to post greens.
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>>28026238
>few greens
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>>28026238
do we got more?
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>>27930056
She'd quit her high stress job if it were not for all the professionally trained athlete she gets to cougar.
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>>28026238
>>28027670
I've got a Professional green on the bucket list, but it's way down there
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Free Bump
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>>28029426
I'll take a bump good sir!
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>>27928465
>You will never give an aging mare the type of attention she hasn't received in over a decade
>You will never raise her out of her dreary, day-to-day existence
>You will never make her feel like she's still in her prime
>You will never hold her tenderly as she cries because she's past the ideal age to have children
>You will never convince her to do spontaneous things or take risks because they're fun to do
>You will never make her stop worrying about her pudgy tummy that won't seem to go away or how her joints creak when she gets out of bed
>You will never make her realize that it's not too late
Without you, your mature waifu will slip further and further into depression and will lay awake in bed thinking about all the time she wasted and all the chances she passed up until sheer exhaustion makes her fall asleep. I hope you're proud of yourself, Anon.
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>>28030766
We were the ones that weren't really real all along.
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>page 10
It's like you don't want to stick your dick into Harshwhinny.
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>>28033296
I want and I do, too sad my lewd plush only says 2 things "Mr., are you cuming?" and "Work hard, be bold, WOW me."
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>>28033296
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>>28033334
>plush
>fucking it
You remind me of that Mexican dude who fucks his plushies and that makes me cringe
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>>28033334
off by one
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>>28033356
>fucking a plush
>cringe
why, makes you green since you can't get one to cuddle?
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>>28033374
No. Because he filmed it each time
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>>28033383
ew, makes me cringe too
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>>28033296
I'd double Equestria's population with her.
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>>28030766
Sick numbers m8
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>>28037467
jhjbij
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>>28033334
At least you have a cool waifu plush to do naughty things to.
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>>28033296
Unf
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>>28039299
Sick numbers m8
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Sick bump
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>>28042766
Sik #'s
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Rip thread, you lived for good while. See you in the age thread.
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I'd like to massage all the mature (big) mares.
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>>28044888
CHEKED
>THREADS COLLIDE CONFIRMED
>>27893483
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>>28042766
Sick numbers Anon.
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>>28044888
Sick numbers
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Drawfriend confirmed ded when
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Ded
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>>28033357
I need to know this
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>>28050583
then look at the filename my friend
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>>28033334
The fuck?
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>>28051169
What? These lines cut from the show.
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>>28050592
I want to put my carrot between her buns.
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>>27989709
>>27989697
I can't tell if you are in your house defending your r34 or at shooting range also nice drawing
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Whipped up the first half of some Harshwhinny green. Hope you guys enjoy.
>Why does anyone even go to amusement parks in the first place, much less on a date?
>Standing around in line, on blazing-hot asphalt, with nothing but overpriced soda to drink…
>It's the kind of thing that's just bound to bring out the worst in people, right?
>Such are your thoughts as you and your marefriend, Lightning Dust, make your way towards the next Ferris Wheel carriage
>Neither of you are speaking to each other much
>"Would you stop?"
"Stop what?"
>"Sitting on the railing like that. It looks weird."
"Uh… sorry?"
>"Whatever."
>The two of you advance in line a bit more, the ponies in front of you moving slowly as the carriages descend to the ground, and then empty
>Finally, the sun is beginning to set, though enough of its heat has already soaked into the pavement to leave the two of you sweltering
>Lightning wipes sweat from her forehead, scowling
>"I seriously don't see why you can't just act normal for once."
"Are we really gonna do this again?"
>"Apparently we have to, because apparently you never learn."
>You step up to the front of the line, and Lightning follows
>This late in the day, there aren't many ponies around, so at least it didn't take forever
>In fact, the two of you are actually the last ones in line, so you'll probably have the Ferris Wheel to yourselves for a while
>Great...
>A carriage descends to your level
"Never learn what? To not have fun? Well, Lightning, I'm so sorry."
>"Stop apologizing! You pull these embarrassing stunts every time we go out."
"Seriously? It's a park. There's games. I was playing the games."
>"Those are for kids! And you had the nerve to drag me along, and-- ugh."
>She shakes her head
>"Not cool, dude. I'm a Wonderbolt. You think it's good for my public image for a bunch of random ponies to see my coltfriend dragging me around to try and win a stuffed minotaur?"
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>>28052258
>The carriage opens, and you step in
"I wasn't aware that your public image was more important than me."
>Lightning doesn't follow you into the carriage
>"It's more important than a stupid stuffed minotaur!"
"Alright, Lightning! I'm sorry! I'm super sorry that I had a ton of fun and wanted you to join in! Man, aren't I shit? Here I thought that spending a cool day together was actually *more* important than… than…"
>Lightning leans her face into her hoof, groaning
>When you get angry enough, your language skills fail, and it always just seems to bother her more
>"Just calm down, okay? I don't feel like listening to another stutter-fest."
"Oh, right. Another awful thing I'm always doing. How dare I not speak Equestrian natively? It's almost like I'm not *from* here, or something…"
>"Stop. Just stop the tantrum now."
"It's not a tantrum! You've been giving me this bullshit all day. Why? I just wanted to have fun, and you treat me like I'm--"
>"Okay, no, that's it."
>Lighting turns her backside to you
>"I'm not listening to another tantrum. You can ride the stupid Ferris Wheel yourself. I'm going home. Enjoy your stuffed minotaur or whatever."
>Stunned, you can only gape for a moment as she stomps away, not even looking back
>For a moment, you're tempted to chase after her
>And then the anger hits
>Why do you let her treat you like this?
>She used to be so nice!
>Then she started to actually climb the ranks in the Wonderbolts, and now…
>It's like a completely different mare
>You fold your arms over your chest, slumping in your seat
>You'll ride the goddamn Ferris Wheel yourself, and you'll have a perfectly nice time doing it
>Lightning Dust can go sulk on her own, you're sure all her precious "fans" will think that's just *so* much cooler than a nice day with her boyfriend
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>The Ferris Wheel operator, a scrawny pony with acne poking through the fur on his face, is just about to shut you inside the carriage when the sound of hoofsteps makes him stop
>For a moment, you think it's Lightning coming back to apologize
>But instead, it's…
>"Excuse me, sir? The ride hasn't closed yet, right?"
>Is it really her?
>The operator pony answers, trying really hard to keep his voice from cracking
>"Oh, um… n-no, ma'am. But there's only one carriage left, and someone's already in it, if that's okay…"
>"Riding with a stranger? Hardly professional. I wouldn't want to impose on him, after all."
>The mare snorts, wrinkling her slightly-larger-than-average nose
>"I suppose… I could always do without a ride on the Ferris Wheel. Not a big deal, of course."
>She's just about to turn, before she actually catches sight of you
>The mare's eyebrows shoot up
>"Anonymous? My goodness, is that you?"
"Ms. Harshwhinny?"
>The mare blinks twice, then steps towards the carriage
>"Actually, sir, I believe I wouldn't mind joining this gentlecolt."
>"Oh… y-yeah! Okay!"
>He holds the door open for Harshwhinny as she steps inside the carriage
>It's barely big enough for you, but she squeezes comfortably onto the bench across from yours
>A small smile plays on her lips, but quickly disappears as she resumes her usual stern demeanor
>"Anonymous. It's very good to see you again."
"Yeah! You too, ma'am. How long has it been?"
>"You graduated my class eleven years ago, if I'm remembering correctly."
"Eleven years? Whoa."
>"Yes. It definitely doesn't feel like it."
>The operator shuts you in, and walks towards the ride's controls
>Harshwhinny adjusts herself in her seat, trying to resume a proper position
>"So, what brings you here today? Can't say I expected to run into you at a place like this."
"Marefriend."
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>"I see. I hope you don't mind if I pry, but… where is she?"
"Left. We had a bit of an argument."
>Harshwhinny lowers her head
>"I see. I'm very sorry."
"Nah, it's fine. She's just been under a lot of stress."
>"Ha. I know how she feels. Still, I hope the two of you work things out."
"Thanks, ma'am. What about you?"
>"Hm?"
"Why are you here? Wanted to check out that new roller-coaster with the two corkscrews? I think they called it the 'Double Rainboom' or something…"
>Harshwhinny's tiny smile returns
>"At my age? I'm pretty sure just one corkscrew would turn me into a puddle of goo in a sweater. And that name is…"
"Not the best."
>"To put it nicely."
>She brushes imaginary dirt from her suit collar
>"No, I'm here to watch the kids."
"Aw, you've got kids? How many?"
>"Hm? Oh, no. They're not mine."
>Ms. Harshwhinny clears her throat, glancing out of the carriage again as it slowly begins to rise
>The light from the setting sun seeps into the small space as you slowly lift above the treeline
>"I'm just babysitting for Mrs. Peachbottom. She's out of town with her husband, and I took her daughter and a friend. Of course, they tried to ditch me the second we got through the gate, so I've been left… well, mostly to myself."
>She shrugs
>"Not that I mind, of course. Keeping up with them has been difficult. But they seem like responsible little fillies, so I agreed to let them have a little time to themselves. And so… here I am."
"That's really nice of you, ma'am. They're lucky fillies."
>Ms. Harshwhinny chuckles, waving away your compliment
>"I'm sure they'd disagree. I've been, erm… helicoptering them a little, I'm afraid."
"Ha. Well, shoot what else are you gonna do with someone else's kids?"
>"Exactly! Oh, it's absolutely nerve-wracking. I have to be professional about it, right? So of course I want to keep the kids safe. But they don't understand, and they just want old Auntie Harsh to leave them alone, and--"
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"They call you Auntie Harsh?"
>"Oh."
>Ms. Harshwhinny blushes
>"Yes. Mrs. Peachbottom's doing, I'm sure. She's always bringing those kids around when she sees me."
"Ha. Well, I can imagine why."
>Again, Ms. Harshwhinny seems to be unable to process your compliment
>She falls silent for a moment
"So, Peachbottom's a misses now? Wow."
>"Well of course, Anonymous. It's been eleven years. What else would you expect?"
>You get the distinct impression you just said the wrong thing
>Ms. Harshwhinny is staring out the window now, watching the scenery below
>From up here, the ponies look like hundreds of tiny, colorful candies suddenly came to life and built themselves a tiny park
>The carriage reaches the highest point on the wheel, and then slowly begins its descent
"It actually feels like a long time, doesn't it?"
>"What do you mean?"
"Since the old Equestrian Language Academy days. I couldn't speak a word when I got here. You would always look at me like I was a wild animal."
>Ms. Harshwhinny looks relieved at the change of subject
>She scoffs, putting on an air of false indignation
>"I most certainly did not! I was just confused. I was still relatively new to teaching back then, of course. It was quite overwhelming for younger me."
"I'll say. When I first met you you almost ran away."
>"I didn't know what to expect! All of a sudden I was confronted with this strange creature--"
>She crosses a hoof over her mouth, mortified
>"Oh! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that."
>You, meanwhile, are laughing your ass off
"Ha! Strange creature? Are you sure I wasn't more of a ghastly beast? A horrific monster? And unusual specimen."
>Harshwhinny blushes, adjusting her scarf
>"Yes, well… mistakes in my vernacular aside, you were quite unusual a sight. And thinking I had to teach you, well, it was a fairly big challenge. So I went to get help. 'Running away' was never a part of the equation."
"Uh huh. Sure."
>You wink at her
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>"It wasn't! I merely did the professional thing and went to inquire about assistance."
"Yeah, yeah. Just admit it. You were scared stiff of tiny kid me."
>"Psh. The only scary thing about you were your manners."
>"Okay, that's not my fault. Where I'm from, eating with your face is considered rude."
>Harshwhinny shudders
>"But hooves get so… dirty. How can one be expected to eat with them?"
>She glances at the bottoms of her own, and sticks out her tongue
"Well, those of us with opposable thumbs invented silverware."
>"Oh, you and your thumbs. Remember how you'd try and show off for the other students?"
"Ha, yeah. I was shameless."
>"You were the world's smuggest ten-year-old, that's for sure. I used to worry those kids were going to assault you."
"I was like four times bigger than most of them!"
>"Still. Don't underestimate the fighting ability of a feisty foal. Babysitting has taught me that much…"
>She shudders at the memories
>The carriage begins to ascend again, swooping past the operator's control panel
"I honestly have no idea how you handled us. We were the worst."
>"The worst? Oh, never. Far from it. I've had students that made you look like an angel."
"Really? How'd you survive."
>"That's a good question."
"Ha. Well… I dunno. In all honesty, you were an amazing teacher. Those really were some good days."
>"Indeed."
"I kinda wished I'd, you know, cherished them a little more. Never thought they'd actually end, really. It just felt like we'd be in that room forever, learning verb conjugations."
>"We almost were. Your grammar was always absolutely atrocious."
"That bad? I mean, your language isn't exactly the easiest."
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>"True, true. I'll concede that. Still, you've improved a lot."
"Thanks to you, mostly."
>You cross your legs, fingers fidgeting in your lap
"If it weren't for you, I'd probably have given up on the language completely. Would've spent the rest of my life grunting like an animal or something."
>Harshwhinny lets out a tiny chuckle
>"Well, I'm quite happy to have civilized yet another savage."
"Seriously though, how did you put up with me? That time me and Minor Fifth wrote all those dumb love notes and left them in your desk…"
>"Yes. The pranks were… somewhat trying."
"Somewhat?"
>You shake your head
"I swear, you've got the patience of a saint."
>Harshwhinny blushes again
>"Anonymous, you're far too kind. I was an adequate teacher, and I'm glad for that."
"You were more than adequate, honestly. You were… you were great. You made me feel like my progress mattered. Like me learning Equestrian was important not just to me, but… but to you too. It made me feel really good."
>Harshwhinny seems unable to meet your eye
"You always pushed me, you helped me, you were kind, you stayed late to keep me company while I studied, that's more than just adequate."
>You let out a tiny chuckle
"If I'm being completely honest, I actually used to have this *huge* crush on you, back then."
>Just then, the Ferris Wheel grinds to a halt, with your carriage at its peak
That's all I've got for today. Let me know if you think it's worth continuing!
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>>28052312
Please do.
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>>28052312
Fuck me in my boipussy Juan!
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>>28052312
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>>28052312
I cannot possibly become more erect.
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>>28052312
Sure do continue.
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>>28052312
I like it. What's the age difference here? Ten years? Fifteen?
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>>28053834
only 3 actually
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>>28053834
Harshwhinny was in her early twenties when Anon arrived. He was ten at the time, so the difference is somewhere around 13 to 15 years.
Flash forward 11 years and he's now in his early twenties, while she's mid-thirties.
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>>28053943
30 isn't even remotely old.
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>>28054344
Yes it is,Gramps
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>>28054725
no it isn't
t. 37 year old archmage
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>>28054725
30 isn't old. thirty is lower mid-life.
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>you will never hold an older mare
Just kms
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>>28052312
You are the hero we need Anon
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>>28055811
Oh, might archmage! Please tell eth me, does masterbaiting count?
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>>28057574
nay, otherwise there'd not even be apprentices
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>>28052312
Awww
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>>28056933
F-Fuck you
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>>28052312
Continue this or I will wave a knife at you in a threatening manner.
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ba-bump
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>>28062951
The last heartbeat of the thread. How appropriate.
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>>28062997
Thread of wraithfags , get it?
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>>28062997
M-maybe writefag will come back
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>>28063026
We just gotta BELIEVE!
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>>28053943
>mid thirties
old enough for my fetish, young enough to still look bangin'
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>Harshwhinny just stares at you for a split-second
>Then she throws her head back, momentarily losing control as her stiff demeanor dissolves into a fit of laughter
>"Anonymous! You had me going there for a moment."
>She dabs at the corner of her eye with the end of her scarf
>"I guess your love of ridiculous little jokes hasn't ended, has it?"
"It's not a joke! I was head-over-heels!"
>"Yes, Anonymous, sure, and my mother's a minotaur. "
>Harshwhinny narrows her eyes, grinning
"No, I'm serious! I mean, come on. I was ten, I was lonely, and all of a sudden this gorgeous mare--"
>Harshwhinny snorts, laughing even harder
>"Gorgeous? Anonymous, there's laying it on thick, and then there's pouring out proverbial concrete."
"You really think I'm making that up? I mean, come on. You were… I mean…"
>The awkwardness of this entire conversation is starting to catch up to you
>Harshwhinny wipes at her eyes again, shaking her head
>"Please, Anonymous. I always appreciated your jokes, but you'll have to try a little harder than that."
"Yeah, yeah. It's still not a joke."
>"Oh? So little you just happened to be smitten with a mare more than twice his age?"
"Yes! Is that really so hard to believe?"
>"Of course! I mean, come on, Anonymous. I can accept your praise of my teaching abilities, but if you really expect me to believe I was some sort of… of…"
"Attractive mare?"
>"I suppose that's one way to put it."
"I don't know. I mean, think of how I felt. Didn't know anyone, surrounded by all this place's weirdness, couldn't understand a word anyone said…"
>You lean against the back of the carriage
"…and then I get paired up with this mare who's kind to me, who looks after me, who helps me learn to talk, and who's super, super pretty in a way my dumb little brain is just starting to understand. And now I'm around her every day, listening to her voice, talking to her, sometimes even making her smile…"
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>You trail off, realizing you've probably said more than enough
"I mean, damn. There's no way I was the only one."
>Harshwhinny's face is unreadable for a moment
>She quickly returns to her incredulity, but it feels a little forced, now
>"I still don't believe you were 'one' at all! You seriously expect me to believe I had an entire classroom of infatuated colts?"
"I dunno. I mean, with the way you looked, and being this caring, loving female presence in all of our rambunctious wayward lives… hell, you probably gave half your students lifelong complexes."
>"I most certainly did not! My students did not have crushes on me, Anonymous. You're ridiculous. I may have twice as many legs as you, but that won't make them any easier to pull."
>You shrug
"I'm not pulling anything. You remember those notes?"
>"How could I forget? You left me dozens. The ones claiming they were from 'Princess Celestia's Rad Brother' were particularly interesting."
"Ha! Man, I was a funny kid."
>"Yes. Or at least, you were definitely sure you were…"
"Hey, you laughed plenty!"
>"Yes, yes I did. Though, I wasn't always laughing at your *jokes*, per se…"
"Oh, yes you were. But no, the notes… you remember the first one?"
>Harshwhinny wrinkles her snout, thinking
>"Vaguely. It was some sort of cheesy 'secret admirer' speech you'd cooked up, right?"
"Yep, that's the one. I think I said something about your mane looking like spun gold?"
>"Ha! That's right. Oh, Celestia, I'd forgotten all about that. Even without that little piece of, erm, 'genius,' it still wouldn't have been terribly believable."
"Yeah, I bet not. But I actually didn't mean for it to be a joke."
>"Ha, what? Anonymous, come on. You didn't get me the first time, you definitely wont now."
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"No, really. I told you, ma'am. I was completely lovesick, and I didn't know what to do. So I wrote you that stupid note. Took me all night; probably went through a half a dozen drafts. And when Minor Fifth caught me leaving it on your desk, I told her it was just a prank. And then she wanted in."
>Harshwhinny is silent
"So, yeah. The next ones were dumb on purpose. But that first one was me pouring out my little ten-year-old heart."
>"Anonymous, that's…"
>She scoffs
>"Absolutely ridiculous! Y-you almost had me going again!"
>You just stare at her
>"Stop that! Seriously, I'm nowhere near as gullible as you seem to think I am. There's no way anyone, much less one of my students, would feel that way about me. Completely ridiculous!"
"Not anyone?"
>"No! Not anyone!"
>Ms. Harshwhinny realizes what she just said a moment too late, and crosses a hoof over her mouth
>"I meant… you know… never mind. Can we change the topic?"
>You sigh
"Alright, ma'am. My apologies."
>"It's quite alright. I… I suppose I gave away a bit more than I should have, didn't I?"
"Maybe. I wouldn't want to read too much into your life, though. I respect you too much for that."
>Harshwhinny hangs her head
"Ma'am? Are you okay?"
>She nods, straightening back up
>"Of course. Quite alright. Just…"
"I'm sorry if I said anything wrong."
>"No, that's not it. I just can't help but wonder why you're doing this."
"Doing what?"
>"Being so…"
>She grimaces, trying to find the right words
>"Ugh. It's just, I've never received accolades like this from any other student. I've gotten plenty of thanks, sure. But always as a formality, as is expected. You're supposed to thank me for what I've taught you, not talk about… about me as a pony. It's just strange, I suppose."
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>>28063734
"Sorry, ma'am."
>"No!"
>Harshwhinny nearly falls out of her seat
>"Don't apologize! I don't mean to make it sound like a bad thing. I guess I'm just a little thrown off by it. And the joke earlier too. It's just a little more than I'm used to."
"It… wasn't a joke, ma'am."
>Harshwhinny sighs, looking out over the park as the last of the sun sinks below the horizon, leaving the colorful rides and booths shrouded in grayish evening light
>"I know. But... I'd rather continue pretending it is."
"Why?"
>"Because otherwise I might start feeling things I'm not prepared to deal with, Anonymous. I'm sorry."
>The Ferris Wheel stutters slightly, but doesn't begin to move again
"No, you're fine. I shouldn't have brought it up. My mistake."
>"You had every right to. In a way, I really am glad I was able to leave such an impact on you."
"It wasn't just me, I promise."
>Harshwhinny sighs
>"I suppose."
"Ma'am? Did something happen?"
>"Nothing bad. I was promoted, about three years after you left."
"Oh, that's great! Definitely well-deserved, in my opinion."
>A small, sad smile touches Harshwhinny's lips
>"Yes, well… I suppose. They made me assistant superintendent of the entire academy."
>You whistle
"That's pretty impressive."
>"It is. And I'm quite thankful for the confidence they've shown in my abilities. And, quite frankly, I like to think I've met their expectations. The past few years have seen the academy expanding enrollment, we've won awards, and we're even hosting foreign diplomats."
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>>28063688
Ah you're back.
Really do like your dialogue, keep it up!
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>>28063788
>She shrugs
>"Fairly impressive, I suppose."
"You suppose? That's incredible, ma'am."
>"Perhaps. I mean, it has been quite successful. But, well… I miss the way things used to be, in a way. I miss teaching. I miss spending my afternoons with you and your friends, I miss watching you all grow… I miss the connections. Everyone's always so impressed by my abilities, but I feel like I've let myself turn into just some managerial robot. I guess I miss just... feeling like a part of another pony's life."
>Finally, the Ferris Wheel starts to move again, and your carriage slowly descends towards the ground
>"Watching Mrs. Peachbottom's foals has been nice, but… it's not enough. I'm worried this is going to be the rest of my life. Living alone, working alone, crunching numbers for the school while other teachers actually get to know the children…"
>Harshwhinny folds her hooves together in her lap, sighing
>"It's just… not what I wanted, I suppose. I'm truly glad to be able to provide a service to the academy..."
>She tugs her jacket tighter around herself as a slightly-chilly evening breeze wafts through the carriage
>"…but I wish I could feel a bit more happy about it.
And that's all for today. Thanks for all the kind words so far. Will have the third and final part finished hopefully tomorrow or Friday.
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>>28063852
Thanks anon, good stuff!
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I could maybe write something. We have a Harshwhinny and a Mayor Mare already. What'should another idea and character?
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>>28063852
Awesome. Can't wait!
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>>28064350
Maybe an older griffoness, past her child-bearing/egg-layingyears, and none of the male griffons give her the time of day anymore, so she leaves the Griffon Kingdom to find someone to spend the rest of her days with.
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>>28057618
YAY!
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>>28063852
Anon you asshole, give that mare a hug.
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>>28064350
The local "wise" drunk mare Berry Punch.
Nurse Redheart
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>>28064350Flutter's mom
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page 10 go away
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>>28064556
>"Anon, there's no way you could love an old bird like me..."
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>>28064350
Stormy fucking Flare!
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>>28063852
I want to see more conflict with lighting dust
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>>28066707
Yuss please.
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>>28066707
This
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>>28033357
Tried to write something earlier with this goddess but had to shitpost someplace else
Frick
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>>28063852
Nice work.
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What's the bump limit? Don't wana start posting a story if the thread is gonna die soon anyhow
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>>28068971
600, is it not?
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>>28069254
500
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