Daily reminder that this is worst pony.

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>>27924076

>>27924076
Wrong.

>>27924148
No, you're wrong.
How do you not find her to be the worst? Her antics are annoying, childish, and (90% of the time) not funny. The element she represents (laughter) doesn't fit in with the rest of the elements. And the smile song was annoying.

>>27924076
Fluttershy is worse.

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>>27924170
Who killed your soul, anon?

>>27924184
No.

>>27924188
I have a soul. And a brain.

>>27924196
The fact that you hate Panko is objective proof of either being completely soulless or nuclear grade autismo.

t. Dashfag

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>>27924196
But this poner is so cute.

I argue that only one without a soul could possibly dislike her.

>>27924196
>>27924170
>>27924076
Okay, but who is the best pony then?

>>27924226
Rainbow Dash, of course.

>>27924226
>inb4 waifu wars
Rarity.
It's funny, I hated her until Sisterhooves Social

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>>27924242
Hey, well at least it's not Raincunt Trash

>>27924240
it's like pottery

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>>27924226
Everypony is best pony.

>>27924257
No.

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>>27924226
Applejack is best pone.

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>>27924274
Wrong, they're all best.
AJ is just bestest best

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>>27924240
>Posts NDRT tier waifu bait
>Is a Dashfag

Gee, let me put on my surprised face.

>>27924170
>laughter doesn't fit as an element of friendship
Have you never had friends who you like to laugh with? Are you that much of a lonely NEET?

>>27924076
I concur. Well, her and appuljack

>>27924340
Why you hatin on Applepone?

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>>27924076
Derby Is Best Pony

You are all dickless fucks and our waifus will never love you.

End of thread.

>>27924407
Cos she's worst pone not even gonna mention her 'background'

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>>27924083

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>>27924274

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>>27924274
>>27924438

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>>27924083

>>27924290
You're a kind, sane soul. All pone are for loving in equal measure.

especially apple who is best

>>27924076
You're the worst pony.

>>27924076
I know, stupid lelsorandumb frankku horse.
She's the only one I'd completely ignore and shun.

>>27924170
She's definitely annoying many times, but that's the fault of the writers who just think her character is LOLRANDUM and nothing more.

>>27924170
>I hate fun and anybody who has fun

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>>27924083

>>27924308
>implying he's not false-flagging

>>27924076
As if I needed a reminder.

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>>27924076

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What's that? Did somebody say "Shitposting Thread"?

>>27924076
>butthurt pinkiefags coming in to defend their shitty waifu
Her voice is a shrill squeal. Her comedy is unfunny trash. Her contribution to the dynamic of the main cast is null. In every regard, she is lacking in redeeming qualities, and anyone who says otherwise is deluding themselves.

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>>27926535
Hahaha good one lori!

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>>27926542
That's right. Keep responding in the only way you can. You're only hurting yourself.

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>>27924274

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>>27926550
Hahahaha thanks bill

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>>27926555
Check'em

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>>27926574
thanks for checking my trips mr. spiderman ;)

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>>27926593

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>>27926601

no

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>>27926646

>>27926536
Fuck you I'm really laughing at this one.

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>>27926685
Glad I could help, John ;)

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>>27926694

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Well, that's all the shitposting you have from me today! I hope I gave you all a good laugh! Please check up on threads like this if you wish to see more of my hilarious shitposting!

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>>27926784

Do the world a favor and KILL YOURSELF.

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>>27926870

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As if I need to be reminded.

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>>27926910

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>>27926931

>>27924076
Nah, she's great.

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OP is a huge faggot.

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>>27930642

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>>27928117

Pinkie Pie is literally the worst pony in the show. Her voice is shit, her design is shit and her personality is shit. She has never accomplished anything or ever will. She is annoying, shrill and stupid. Only a loser would ever waifu a character as bad as Pinkie Pie.

>>27932932
t. Dashfag

>>27932932
>>27933451
Stop bumping your own thread.

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>>27933539

>>27924076
You spelled 'Rarity' wrong.

>>27934204
>>27934328
Stop bumping your own thread.

>>27933539
>>27934338
Stop bumping your own thread.

>>27924076
>Daily reminder that this is worst pony.

this

Any episode that features her in the episode for more than 35 percent it's automatically shit.

The only two odd exceptions are m m m m mystery and cheese sandwich episodes.


babycakes episode was cancer, so was the smile song

>>27935649
Finally, someone else who speaks the truth.

>>27928117
Horses can't be diabetic. She's safe from harm.

>>27924170

This has gotta be bait because the smile song is a fucking masterpiece.

>>27935695
>horses can't be diabetic
Dude, you never saw Half Baked?

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>>27936403

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>>27924076
Threadly reminder that OP is a duck.

>>27924076
>not loving all the mane six equally

what are you fucking gay?

>>27937138
>>27936977
Stop bumping your own thread.

>>27937151
not OP or samefag anon, just adding to this cooking bowl of cancer that is a thread,
F A G G O T
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>>27937151

Pinkie Pie in a floatie was the first post I made in this thread. So I forgot to save. But now, since it rustles your jimmies, I'm going to make it my mission to ensure that this thread stays on the front page until it hits the auto-prune.

That's what you get for being such a nigger, cheese-head.

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Fuck haters and shitposters. Post Pinkie Pie.

>>27937332
>>27937494
Stop bumping your own thread.
>>27937187
Underage b& detected.

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>>27937509
It aint my thread (not OP), but since it pisses you off, suck it up.

Or be a filterfag and hide it. I don't care.

Either way, you came to the wrong neighborhood, faggot.

>>27924076
Apple Jack is much worse.

>>27937558
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Keep bumping the thread the amount of butt hurt it causes to others brings me sexual joy. You're doing gods work.

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>Not liking Pinkie Pie

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>2016
>Getting mad because cartoon ponies

You're funny.

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Have a cupcake. You'll feel better.

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Alright, who gave her that?

Take cover!

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I love Pinkiefags.

Well, in most episodes that don't focus on her, Pinkie is annoying at best and obstructive at worst. The writers clearly don't know what to do with her, and her character was pretty flanderized, especially in season 2 and 3.

On the other hand, at least she has more character than Fluttershy.

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As if she needed another reason to burst into song.

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No mane is fluffier.
No tail is fluffier.

>>27938030
Stop bumping your own thread.

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How is she the worst one when Rainbow Dash tried to kill civilization just so she could get a few extra days with Tank? This one is actually supportive. RD is not. She is worst pony

>>27924076
Wtf I hate Pinkie Pie now

>>27938055
Good meme

>>27924240
BEST
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>>27938038
Still not my thread, punk. Bumping it to annoy you.

>>27938139
OP here. Stop bumping my thread.

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>>27938057

Have a balloon, you'll feel better.

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>>27938159

You mean you're annoyed by this as well? Excellent!

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100th image! Celebrate!

>>27938178
>he bases his sense of self-worth on his (perceived) ability to annoy random people on the internet
When she looks at you, does your mom wish she got an abortion?

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>>27938213

Nah. I just like annoying haters. And I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks of me.

Every time you cry, I bump.

See how this works?

>>27938236
Stop bumping your own thread.

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>>27938236
>Nah
I don't believe you.

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>>27938159
i want to cum inside Pinkie Pie.

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>>27938248
Well memed, there. Doesn't it hurt to live in such a lonely, pissed-off little world?

>>27938275
You tell me.

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>>27938284
Couldn't possibly. I'm happy and have lots of friends. Don't mistake me for you.

Edgy Goth Ponk disapproves of your shenanigans.

>>27938322
>I'm happy and have lots of friends
Then why don't you have anything better to do than this?

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>>27938383

It's night time where I am, I should be out all the time?

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>>27938346

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>>27938346
>>27938426
Tried that once already, didn't you?

How's it working out for you?

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Bringing back bell-bottoms, Pinkie Pie Style!

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>>27938213
>>27938159
>Pinkie Pie being posted in a Pinkie Pie thread
>This somehow annoys you
Holy shit you are retarded.

>>27938443
Well, he tried to help by running a shit thread into the ground through his shitposting, but apparently you ponkfags are too autistic to realize that.

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>>27938484
Let the babies roll in their shit, anon.

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>>27938443

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>>27938484
He was fighting shitposting with more shitposting. It seemed to work, he fucked off for the most part. OP is a faggot anyway.

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>>27938495
Turn a negative into a positive. Because Chaos.

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>>27938484
There can never be enough Ponk.

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Back to the top you go!

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>>27937943

Be nice to the Fluttershy.

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>>27938493

Posting from a mobile? Okies.

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>>27924188
You did. A long time ago

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>>27938730

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>>27938721

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>>27938774
You call that swag?

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>>27938873

Doesn't sound like much fun.

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>>27938873
babbys first edgepost
have a ponk

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>>27938921
Now there's a party cannon you don't see everyday.

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>>27938994

Violently masturbating? No thanks, I'll just leave that to you.

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>>27938994

>>27939165
He's a sad little man who has to lie and post passive-aggressive vitriol to strangers on 4chan to get release. Best just to laugh at him.

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>>27939165
>>27939182

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I think someone needs a hug.

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This is so much fun!

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Is this meme still a thing?

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>>27924076

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, OP.

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200 posts. Think I'll call it a night, I'm out of rum anyhow. Let's see if you misfits can kill the thread before I wake up.

>>27939549
/tips fedora

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>>27939671
>I don't know what burden of proof is
lmao

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>>27939595
Nope!

Page 9.

Close but no cigar.

Good morning!

OP is correct, only autists like this retarded horse

>>27924226
Ponka

>>27941184
OP is probably more into edgy black and red OC ponies anyhow. Donut Steel

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>>27941167

How's everyone doing today?

>>27941282
Pretty good, glad this thread has survived for two days and 200 posts.

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>>27941302
Too bad it has a shitty OP

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>>27941302
Everyone disagrees with OP.
But this thread just keeps going and going.

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Here, I'll give you another chance.
How many spideys can you post while I'm at the gym?
Do you even lift?

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>>27941344

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>>27941344

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>>27941344

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>>27941344

Three Spideys? That's it?

And you didn't even sage. Shower time.

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>>27941699

>>27924076
She may be the worst pony but she's still cute and adequate for sexual

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>>27941699

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>>27942208
I get to use the place for free. It's nearby too, so I run there, work out, and run home. Works pretty good.

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Did you notice this?

When ponka and ONLY ponka does something we can not possibly use it as a proof that something in this show is canon or not.

For example in MMMystery On the Friendship Express she scratches her head with her back leg like a dog. Is this normal for ponies to do this? Or is it just Ponka? If we saw any other mane six do this it would be obvious ponies just do this. And this applies to everything, scratching, having 4+n limbs off screen, getting successfully attacked by red dragon and surviving, eating a cake in one bite and much more.

Ponka is SO BAD she is almost not canon.

Also she is a Dashfag.

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>>27942362

Ponks and Dashie are besties 4-eva, but most Dashfags on 4chan are like Herpes - something unpleasant that we'll be stuck with forever.

>>27942362
>>27942394
I really don't see what's wrong with being a dashfag.

>>27942362
Pinkie Pie is not a character. She is just a visual gag, a comic relief, a deus ex machina when needed, a poor-writer's last-resort way out of a terrible plot.

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>>27942412

Nothing wrong with it, so long as you recognize her faults and character traits for what they are, and don't get an attitude "Hurr durr, Dash is awesome and every other pony sucks!"

They're friends, they work together and complement one another's strengths.

Shitting on another character just because one character is your waifu? That's pretty cancerous senpai.

>>27942458
I've honestly never seen a dashfag say anything like that, except for false flaggers and NRDT. And most of them are certainly aware of her faults, much like how any other waifufag should be aware of their own waifu's faults.

>>27942458
>Hurr durr, Dash is awesome and every other pony sucks!
But that's the truth. Who cares if it hurts your feelings?

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>>27942492

You mean like this try-hard here? >>27942519

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>>27942458
I personally think it is the faults, not good character traits, that make a great character.

And Dash is just right.

>>27942527
Her faults only make her even better than the other mane shits

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>>27942362

Have you ever noticed the structure of the show is such that for each subspecies of pone the mane6 has a "traditional" and "non-traditonal" member.

Twilight's a magician and ruler just like ancient unicorns, Rarity makes dresses. Rainbow Dash is an athlete and thus essentially a warrior like ancient pegusai, Fluttershy is a professional pantywaist and animalhelper or whatever. Applejack is the traditional earth pony, concerned with farming and family. SO - Pinkie is the non-traditional earth pone and since earth pone is kinda boringpone the non-traditional one must therefore be the weirdest out of the 6 characters.

>>27942564
I honestly have not noticed it. But it fits to my opinion of Pinkie: she was made to fit a hole that resulted when other, better ponies were put there first. It is like jigsaw puzzle. The last piece must fit what already is there (your ancient ponies), that was designed with maximum freedom, which the last piece simply can not have.

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>>27942683
>>27942564

She's more like that character that every single sitcom in the 1980s had to have - that one character who was so completely out there that you just shook your hair and mumbled, "people like that can't possibly exist in reality".

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>>27942683

I dunno, it seems arbitrary to say she's the last piece. If anything she's the most creatively crafted, it doesn't surprise me given how important "Pinkie Pie" was in early gens - mom knew she really had to do something cool with her character. There's more structure here, each set of ponies is more diametrically opposed from the one of the same subspecies than the last in the order Unicorn, Pegasus, Earth.

Twilight is fixated on pleasing authority and being an authority herself, Rarity meanwhile is a self-made entrepreneur who's character conflicts almost always end with some variation of the idea that she should continue to be true to herself and go her own way. Generally, in society, such people are rather rare. Get it? Twlight is sort of a special case because main character, so it's interesting that Rarity, on the surface is the most regressive character - she's no less than a typical girly-girl who intentionally focuses on typically female activities. But, given the arc of her character flaws/resolutions the entire point is she's not. Though they are the least diametric from each other the conflict, service to society vs independence from control, is the most important element of Faust's intentions for the betterment of young girls because it is the hardest to figure out in real life.

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are the next set and they primarily concern emotional control, how to be "well adjusted". Their conflict might be framed in terms like assertiveness vs cooperation, leadership vs loyalty. Should you look before you leap or is he who hesitates lost? Fear is the most commonly dealt with emotion in the pegasus set.

So then we reach the most diametric set, Applejack and Pinkie Pie. The primary element here is the nature of work and passion, what might be called destiny. That the CMC center on Applejack's sister is no accident because their question about destiny is a subset of the earth pony issues.

TBC

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>>27942564

Continuing.

"How much do I have to change to become myself?" could be considered the primary question of the earth pony set. Applejack doesn't have to change much at all, she belongs with her family, in her homeland, doing what she did as a kid - and it's not some failure to launch, it's what she really belongs doing. But Pinkie changes so much she basically becomes a different pony from the one she was born as, she leaves her family behind, she's the only one that has a job not directly related to her cutie mark's specification of destiny. She might be the natural party planner and entertainer but she hasn't quit her day job. Both ponies are lessons in the nature of responsibility, of constancy and faith. They are the most opposed because they represent the single most legitimate and active conflict within human society; "What is the right way to decide who I am?" "What is the right way to live?"

Consequently I actually find Pinkie to be the most interesting, her conflicts and resolutions are the most "iffy", the scariest to an adult, most people are too frightened to just take their life into their hands and throw ALL the dice the way she does. I think I'm so in love with Pinkie because I want what she has, I mean, wow, the fact the way she feels about life is so intense her body actually changes in response to it is what I secretly wish having a body was like.

That and she has the the best ass. I fucking love thick girls.

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>>27942683

Anyway, to summarize, it might sound like all of that is a bit similar to itself - but it's like this.

Unicorn: How do I deal with other people?
Pegasus: How do I deal with myself?
Earth Pony: Who am I, anyway?

I can't tell which posts are shittier, the Pinkie posts or the Spider Man posts.

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>>27944098

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bumping this shit because I enjoy drama and ponks

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>>27942362
that's honestly a pretty shitty reason to hate a character, specially because pretty much since S2 all the characters have done cartoony gags a couple times

pinky is the only one in this show who's fully aware that she is a cartoon. If you don't like her voice or her gags, you're probably not a big fan of pretty much any american comedy cartoon ever, because her roots go deep (slapstick, deformation, speed talking, puns).

I also love that her passions seem frivolous but she takes them really seriously and works hard to make everything just so (her background as an amish rock farmer is totally hilarious and you are seriously just unfunny if you disagree). What's more, her true purpose is altruistic and wonderful (the cupcakes and confetti are just style choices, her true passion is making others happy)

>>27948055
I agree. Also, page 9 save rave.

Ka-bump.

Heh. Page 10.

>>27950661
Thank you for doing God's work and keeping this thread alive.

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she's so perfect

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Daily reminder that OP is a fun-hating commie shill.

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OP sucks,
OP sucks,
He really fucking sucks.
He blows dead dogs,
He fucks dead deer,
OP sucks,
He really fucking sucks.

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she needs a story

>>27951463

>Pinkie Pie is her usual cheerful self.
>She’s trotting along the main thoroughfare of Ponyville.
>She’s feeling really good today.
>And all that good feeling comes bubbling to the surface...
>Song cue? Song cue.
>”My name is Pinkie Pie,”
>”And I am here to say,”
>”I’m gonna make you smile, and I will brighten up your da-a-a-ay!”
>”It doesn’t matter now,”
>”If you are sad or - what the hay?”
>With a rubbery screech, Pinkie Pie comes to a stop and looks around.
>Ponyville is not there.
>Her friends are not there.
>In fact nothing is there.
>She’s standing by herself in the middle of a big white space.
>”Hello? Anyp0ny?”
>As the silence grows ever more awkward, Pinkie Pie looks around.
>”Pssst! Hey! Whoever’s in charge here! How about some scenery?”
*click* File > Open > Backgrounds > Sweet Apple Acres.png *click*
>Pinkie Pie giggles as the barn and farmhouse materialize out of nowhere.
>”Oh, it looks like I’m going to visit Applejack today!”
>She starts to bounce towards the barn, singing another song.
>”Pinkie Pie went to the farm,”
>”Ee-i-ee-i-oh!”
>”And on this farm she saw an igloo,”
>”Ee-i-waitaminute...”
>There is an igloo there.
>Sweet Apple Acres has been replaced by a glacier.
>With an igloo built on it.

>>27951469

>”Wow, somebody sure is being indecisive today.”
>”Fortunately, I have songs and wardrobes for just about any occasion.”
>Pinkie Pie exits, stage right.
>”The new script editor needs to get on the ball. Ride herd on these crazy writers.”
>Pinkie Pie re-enters, wearing her Winter-Wrap-Up outfit, complete with ice skates.
>She starts skating along the glacier, singing a new song.
>”Gone away is the bluebird,”
>”Here to stay is the new bird,”
>”He sings a love song,”
>”As we go along,”
>”Walking on a... tropical... island?”
>Pinkie Pie stops skating on the warm sand and goggles at the lush palm trees and colorful tropical birds.
>She turns around.
>”Really?”
>Tsking softly to herself, Pinkie Pie once more exits stage right.
>She re-enters a moment later wearing a lei and a grass skirt, and playing a ukulele.
/LOL, how do you play a ukulele with hooves?/
>This mare just loves to sing.
>”Aloha Oe,”
>”Aloha Oe,”
>”E ke onaona noho ika lipo,”
>”A fond embrace,”
>”a hoi ae au...”
>She’s all by herself in whitespace again.

>>27951476

>”Hmph. Okay look, can I be serious for a moment?”
/LOL, I dunno, can you?/
>”I know this job can get boring sometimes,”
*click* File > Close > PinkiePie.swf
>”...and there’s a lot of temptation to play around,”
PinkiePie.swf is active. Are you sure you want to close it?
>”But there is such a thing as a deadline, and..”
Yes. *click*
>Pinkie Pie vanishes.
/Hah. Showed you who’s boss./
>”WHAT? How DARE you close my file while I’m TALKING TO YOU!”
The cursor begins to move on its own.
/LOL-wut?/
>”You just don’t know who you’re DEALING with, buster!”
*click* File > Open > PinkiePie.swf *click*
>Pinkie Pie enters stage left.
>She’s pushing her Welcome Wagon ahead of her.
*click*
>Pinkie Pie smacks the large red button on the side of her wagon.
>The wagon trembles and pops open.
>Flags wave while confetti and streamers are hurled into the air.
>And it doesn’t make a single sound.
>Pinkie Pie looks at the silent wagon in wonder, than back out, her expression clearly annoyed.
>She pulls a lever and the Wagon stops jumping about.
>She turns a crank and the wagon closes back in on itself.
>Then she pulls out a sign and holds it up.
>The sign reads, “You’d better turn those speakers back on if you know what’s good for you...”

>>27951484

/Okay. This’ll show her./
*click* Import > Sound Files *click*
*click* Sounds > Un-mute *click*
>With a satisfied grin, Pinkie Pie smacks the large red button on the side of her wagon again.
>The wagon trembles and pops open.
>Flags wave while confetti and streamers are hurled into the air.
>And it makes a sound like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building.
>Pinkie Pie actually jumps in shock at the cacophony.
>She scrambles to the lever and yanks it, silencing the appalling racket.
>She examines the wagon thoughtfully and taps one of the calliope keys experimentally.
>It sounds like a foghorn.
>Pinkie’s temper snaps.
>She rears up and kicks the wagon.
>Applejack would have been proud of that kick.
>The wagon flies off stage right, making a sound like an NHRA funny car with the throttle wide open.
>Somewhere off stage the wagon explodes with a thunderous fart.
>A few bits of debris bounce back onto the stage.
>Pinkie Pie, her temper expended, produces a push broom and sweeps the debris off.
>Dropping the broom, she looks out and opens her mouth to speak.
>A variety of monkey sounds issues forth.
>Pinkie’s eyes go wide and she stuffs both of her fore-hooves into her mouth.
>She tries again.
>An elephant trumpets.

>>27951492

>Looking around uncertainly, Pinkie Pie opens her mouth just the tiniest little bit.
>”Meow.”
>She GLARES out.
>The cursor starts to move on its own again.
*click* Edit > Undo > Sound changes *click*
>”Okay, I’ll tell you what. Let’s just pretend that the last four minutes never happened.”
>”You and I both know what we have to do, so how about some appropriate scenery?”
>She picks up the broom and exits, stage right.
*click* Tools > Pencil *click*
>A crude Ponyville street scene is quickly sketched up.
>Complete with a stick-figure Spike in one corner.
>Pinkie Pie re-enters.
>”Seriously? You call that scenery? Where’s the color?”
*click* Tools > Paintbrush *click*
>”HEY!!!”
>From out of nowhere, Pinkie Pie is suddenly painted to resemble a tie-dyed T-shirt.
>Fuming, Pinkie Pie pulls out a copy of her Model Sheet and waves it around.
>”LOOK at the model sheet, it specifies PINK! PINK, YOU SLOP ARTIST!!!”
*click* Tools > Eraser *click*
>The horrible, retina-searing colors are eradicated, leaving only her eyes and muzzle.
>”There’s a few thing missing here, buster...” she warns.
*click* File > Import > Platypus.swf *click*
>And just like that, there is a pink platypus there.
>Oh, this is just TOO much fun.

>>27951498

>The pink platypus begins to walk.
>Or perhaps waddle would be more appropriate.
>”It’s okay, I understand the need to get it out of your system.”
>”After all, even I play pranks on my best friends.”
>”Except for Fluttershy. She’s so-o-o-o sensitive, after all.”
>”Hey, I feel funny. And not funny-ha-ha. Funny-strange.”
*click* File > Open > Mirror.png *click*
>”Oh, look there’s a...”
>She squints at the mirror.
>”...there’s a...”
>She waves a flipper experimentally and realizes that she is looking at her own reflection.
>”EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!”
>”Is this My Little Platypus? NO! IT’S MY LITTLE PONY!!!”
>The cursor begins to move on its own again.
*click* Edit > Undo *click*
>Just a pair of eyes and a muzzle again.
*click* Edit > Undo *click*
>Tie-dyed Pinkie Pie makes a comeback.
*click* Edit > Undo *click*
>Pinkie Pie is back to normal, but apparently very cross.
>”Alright, enough fooling around already. Let’s get this show STARTED!”
*click* File > Open > ClosingCredits.swf *click*
>Music starts.
>Credits flash by.
>”My Little Pony!”
/Oh look, there’s my name!/
>”My Little Pony!”

>>27951506

>”NO! NO! NO! NO!”
>The credits screen shatters and collapses into a heap of fragments on the stage floor.
>Pinkie Pie is standing there, breathing hard and holding a very large wooden mallet.
>”Okay. I’m the Element of Laughter. I get it.”
>She tosses the mallet aside. It lands with a loud crash, and the music judders to a halt.
>”And I’m REALLY trying to be nice here.”
>”But you just keep pushing me.”
>”Now you’ve forced me to use force.”
>”Like I said earlier, Mister Rembrandt, you just don’t know who you’re DEALING with here.”
>”And all I can say is, I hope you’re prepared to reap the whirlwind.”
>You laugh.
“Yeah. What are you going to do?”
“I’m out here and you’re in there!”
>”Oh, really? You think so?”
>From some dimension only she has access to, Pinkie Pie produces a large pie with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
>”Care to make a bet on that?”
“Sure. I’ll bet that there’s not one thing you can do to me.”
>”Hmmm.”
>Pinkie Pie appears to carefully weigh your words.
>”You lose!”
>There’s the wind-up...
>And the pitch...
***KER-SPLAT!!!***

>>27951513

You are an animator at DHX Studios, in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.
And a pink, marshmallow hoof has just emerged from the monitor on your workstation.
Bearing a large pie with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
Which you are now wearing.
It tastes like banana cream.
And you’re fairly certain that there is currently a maraschino cherry lodged in your left nostril.
“Nope.”
“That. Did not. Just. Happen.”
In a state of shock, you do the first sensible thing you’ve done all evening.
You turn off your monitor.
You glance at the clock on the wall.
Great googly-moogly, is that the time?
No wonder you’re hallucinating. It’s late as hell.
Long past time to go home.
Confound these deadlines.
They drive you to work yourself into a psychotic break.
That’s the only rational explanation for what you have just experienced.
And you keep telling yourself this as you pull a towel out of your gym bag and clean the pie off your face, discarding the cherry in your waste basket.
Better to go home, clear your head, get some sleep, and finish up in the morning.
“Hey James,”
Your boss, attention fixed on his own monitor, doesn’t seem to hear you.
“Wootie!”
“Hmm?” He looks up, massive dark circles under his eyes.
“I gotta call it a night, man. My brain has gone on strike and the rest of my body is just itching to join the picket line.”

>>27951524

James Wootton glances at the clock above his desk.
Apparently he didn’t realize it was so late either.
He stretches in his chair, rubbing his eyes.
“Yeah, I think I’m gonna pack it in too, dude. See you in the morning.”
“Okay.”
“Were you shaving?”
You must still have some banana cream on your face or something.
“No, it’s... never mind. Night.”
You stumble out of the building.
The only other guy here at this hour is the Security Guard.
He lets you out.
You make it to the parking lot and get in your car and drive home.
Thankfully traffic is light at this time of night. You’re exhausted.
You unlock the door to your home and let yourself in.
Closing the door behind you, you turn on the lights.
Pinkie Pie is on your couch.
Not a painting. Not a plushie. A pink marshmallow pony is on your couch.
You drop your gym bag in shock.
>”So, I’m in there and you’re out here, right?”
“What?”
She hops off the couch and bounces over to you, grinning like a maniac.
>”So there’s nothing I can do to you, right?”
“What?”
She stops right in front of you.
>”Well, I hope your body is ready, because there are no brakes...”
You swallow in cold fear.
Pinkie Pie produces a small blue artillery piece from nowhere you can identify.
>”ON THE PARTY TRAIN!!!”
She fires the cannon, and suddenly, balloons, confetti and streamers are EVERYWHERE.
And your house is full of dancing technicolor ponies.
You don’t get any sleep that night.
Your neighbors hate you.

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UNF

>>27951677

Ponkabutt is top butt.

>>27924212
We should probably burn pinkie haters to death to see if they are really demonds

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Oh look this threads still up
I see you love my spidymins so I'll post some more

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>>27951829

I'm a girl, btw.

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>>27951923
Congratulations.

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>>27951957

there sure are a lot of spidyponk images

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>>27951988

Because what's a fourth wall?

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Captcha thinks that a Japanese mailbox is a street sign.

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>>27952007

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>>27952021

He took a cake break.

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Let's keep going until we hit the image limit!

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>>27952061

What kind of barrel?