Filly Thread #3(?)

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"Anon, I'm scared"

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Rainy a cute

Yas

>>27907607
Amber a good waifu.

>wake up to dead thread
I am dissapointed america, you cant even keep the thread bumped.

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>>27907630
Apparently this happened.
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27905844/#27905844

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>>27906943
Y'know, I've been with these threads scince the first one, and I've never even said what pone I'd adopt...

I need to think about this.
also I woke up to archived thread, why you do dis to me? You was my bruduh

Don't let this one die too.

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>>27906943
Yes.

Page 8 already? C'mon fellas! We've gotta get it back to page 1 if we want to attract the attention of Blu and An Anon!

Am I going to have to solo bumb this thread?
Eeeey c'mon fellas don' do this ta me

>>27909777
It is your destiny.

>>27909777
The sevens demand it

i guess ill help bump

Gah, spent a while writing an update but after reading it realised that I didn't like it at all. I'll have something for you tomorrow guys.

How about a story where anon runs an orphanage?

>>27908273
obviously little league is the best choice

>You sat there taking a drag of your cig.
>Man, Equestria was nice, but you couldn't resist taking a break at night to smoke.
>Not that you needed to; you were addicted.
>You couldn't even it escape after dying.
>Fucking addiction.
>Fucking cigs.
>Fucking horses.
>How could they even invent shit like this.
>You take another puff.
>Of course they would.
>Fucking horses.
>Fucking a horse.
>You would fuck a horse.
>Horsefuck."
"Horsefuck." You say out loud.
>You're lucky that it's the middle of the night when everything is asleep.
>Or not..
>Shit. This is boring.
>Boring as fuck.
>"Hey, mind sparing a cancer." What would be the voice of another grizzled man/stallion said.
>Only is was a filly.
>A filly. A fucking filly?
"Are you supposed up this late, little filly?" You try putting on some authoritive font.
>"Come on. I just broke out of some loony orphanage, and all I want is a smoke."
"Are you shitting me? No."
>"See here, faggot. I'm not some fucking kid."
>You stare at that this young pony in disbelief.
>It was dark, so you could only faintly see a solid green coat paired with a messy, black mane on this small child.
>Definitely a filly.
>And yet.
>"Give me a goddamm cigarette!"
>You gave up.
"Okay. Here. You sure that your lungs can handle it?"
>"Yeah. Fuck you too, friend."
>What an asshole.
>"But, thanks." The filly gives you a light shoulder punch.
>"Now mind lighting me up?"
>You do as requested, and light it up. The fire reveals a set of jade eyes.
>Whatever is happening, you might as well go along with it.
>Maybe you will wake up.
>This has to be a dream.
>Just wake up.
>"Just wake up". The filly says.
>Yep. You're dreaming.
>The rest of the dream is hazy. You don't remember it.
>You wake up.
>"You falling asleep on me?" The filly is still there.
>It wasn't a dream.
>You pinch yourself.
>No waking up. You still felt tired though.
>"Hey, are you doing okay, faggot?"
"No. Fuck you, man." You say groggily.
>Fuck this! This has no logic. Just wake up.
>Wake-

>>27914377
I'm always going to regret writefagging while tired. Here's to another green started!

>>27914377
>just giving a filly a cigarette
Anonymous, you should be ashamed those things are fucking expensive for growing on trees.

Bemp

>>27914408
that is why she should pay him back in cuddles

>>27914377
how many generals can you mix in one green?

>>27908038
god-fucking-damn
how could I not adopt that cutie pie

>>27916701
stay mad

>>27916298

bumb

Back to bumbping I suppose

I bump

I bump too

>>27903253
>Opening up the door, Rainy dashes out past your legs while Ruby just cruises by, rolling her eyes.
>You flick the door shut, not bothering to lock it.
>Did thieves even exist in Equestria?
>Ah well, even if they did Twilight is under Celestia's direct orders to help you out if something happens.
>Man being a burden on others is great!
>Catching up with your family of sorts, the three of you have a legitimately nice walk to the park.
>You can't help but notice some store fronts on the way however...
>It makes you feel... angry.
>"So Anon, now that we have a moment of peace without any drama or whatnot, how about you tell us and Rainy a bit more about yourself? After all, considering that Rainy is sort of your daughter now and I'm your *ahem* 'friend', we know next to nothing about you"
>The cogs in Ruby's head begin to turn.
>"Actually now that I think about it, neither of us really know ANYTHING about each other"
>Wait a minute, she's right.
>How the fuck did you adopt a filly and kiss a mare without even really knowing them?
>What you didn't want to do however was just ruin the mood by telling them your entire story, especially the entire suicide part.
"Well there's an awful lot to say so I'll cut it short for you two"
>You clear your throat.
"As you can probably tell, I'm not from around here, infact I don't even know where 'here' really is, I could be from another planet, galaxy, hell even timeline for all I know"
"What I DO know however is that I'm from a planet called earth, home to countless numbers of species of animals, myself being a human, one among billions of others"
"While I get that I'm sort of exotic here, back home on earth I was sort of just... average. I never really did anything worth of note, I went to school like everyone else, I learnt how to ride a bike like everyone else and I just sort of existed, just like everyone else"
"So really, that is my life in a nutshell"

>>27920297
>Ruby and Rainy both look up at you with a look of disbelief, Ruby voicing her thoughts first.
>"Is that it?"
>Why does she sound so disappointed?
"Er... yes?"
>Rainy joins in.
>"I've got to agree with Ruby here Anon, you come from an entirely different planet but instead tell us that you went to school?"
>Seriously?
"Oh give me a break, if I told you everything there is to know about my planet we wouldn't just be here all day, we would be here all year"
>You feel a small bump on your leg and look down to find Rainy pushing up against you, looking up at you with large puppy eyes.
>"Please tell us Anon, I really want to know more about planet urf"
>Reaching your hand down your side you ruffle Rainys mane, earning yourself a small squeak.
"It's pronounced earth Rainy and besides, we have all the time in the world to talk about it, I'll tell you something about it here and there"
>Rainy huffs.
>"Fine"
"Right, now that I've told you two something about myself but not really, how about one of you tell us a little bit about yourself"
>You glance between Ruby and Rainy until Ruby eventually gets the hint.
>"Well my name is Ruby Shores, I was born in Equestria and I went to school. The end"
>You smile at Ruby who already has an evil grin of her own.
>Time to beat her at her own game.
"Wow that sounds like it sucks. Your life sounds really boring Ruby. Your turn now Rainy!"
>Ruby's eye smash open, all the smugness from before being instantly wiped off her face.
>"Wait what?"

>>27920312
"So Rainy, tell us something about yourself"
>Before Rainy can begin, Ruby pushes inbetween the two of you.
>"Hey, I was only making fun of you Anon, my life isn't boring"
>You scratch your chin.
"Oooo I don't know, what do you think Rainy? Does Ruby's life sound boring?"
>You sneak a wink at Rainy who grins devilishly.
>"Yeah it does sound pretty boring if you ask me. I mean you went to school? Everyone does that you know"
>Ruby's eye twitches.
>"That isn't my life though! I was only kidding!"
>You pat Ruby on the head.
"It's alright if your life is boring Ruby, there's no need to lie about it, we won't judge you will we Rainy?"
>"Nope!"
"Well there we go!"
>A now flustered Ruby attempts a retort but only achieves a few meager 'buts'.
"So now that Ruby won't interrupt us, go ahead Rainy"
>Rainy looks down at the floor bashfully.
>"Actually could I tell you about it later? I have a lot of bad memories that I'd rather not think about right now"
>Ah, right.
>Perhaps asking the child that was abandoned and abused by their parents about their life wasn't the greatest of your ideas.
>Certainly wasn't your worst however.
"Oh, of course Rainy, you can tell me about it whenever you feel ready"
>Reaching out an arm you gently rub Rainy's mane as reassurance.
>You turn your attention back to Ruby who is now scrunching her face at you.

>>27920325
"Well it was a good attempt Ruby but in the end we learnt absolutely nothing about each other..."
>A small smile works itself onto your face.
"Other than your life being boring that is"
>An extremely loud and unfeminine moan escapes Ruby
>And no they aren't moans of pleasure.
>You and Rainy attempt to stifle your laughter, a few sniggers escaping your filly assistant.
>Hmmm, now you just needed to finish it all off with a cherry on top.
>Ah yes.
"Oh and by the way Ruby you were talking about me in your sleep"
>Ruby stops walking, her face growing red.
>"What did I say?"
>You flash your teeth at her.
"Oh I'm not going to tell you, you'll have to figure that out for yourself"
>If you didn't know any better you would say that Ruby had given up on life if the fact that she now pushed her face against the ground and covered it with her two front hooves was anything to go by.
>You may have killed her.
>"I hate you. I hate you so much"
>Ah no she's still alive.
>Embarrassed beyond all belief but alive.
>Chuckling, you walk back over to Ruby and lug her up in your arms.
>She doesn't even react, still continuing to hide her strawberry red face.
"Well we're at the park now and I think I can see a bench that isn't covered in bird crap so how about you run ahead and reserve it Rainy?"
>Rainy does a little salute and dashes away, leaving you and Ruby alone.
>"I don't even know why I hang around with you two"
>You place a small kiss on a patch of Ruby's exposed face.
"Well I know why I do"
>You see a small smile appear beneath Ruby's hooves.
>"I hate you"
>You scratch her behind the ears.
"I hate you too"

>>27920346
Had to rewrite most of it but I'm much happier with how it turned out. However, over the next week I'm not sure how often I will be able to put out updates so get ready to rev up the bump machines.

>>27914377
K-Keep going.

bumpity

>>27921393
Umpity

>>27922541
Boop

whaddup

>>27920385
Ok
>>27914377
"Huh!" You awoke in a cold sweat panting.
>You look left! Then right! Then left again for good measure!
>Shit! That head spin gave you a headache.
>What even happened last night. A dream? A nightmare?
>Dam. Another nightmare, another day.
>You fell on your face just to wake up.
>Right. You're a masochist. Or an idiot.
>Same difference.
>Despite how shitty too felt, the birds still chirped and the sun shined brightly. Equestria is still nice.
>You stood up basking in your clothed glory. Would have been nice to be pantsless though.
>Which made you think. Who was that filly? You knew that filly wasn't real, but the mind can't just make up ponies on the spot. At least, you think so.
>These thoughts were left be pondered, as you went through your ice box for a sandwich.
>You close the door calmly. Only to see that green filly sitting there.
"Ah! What the fuck!" You jump back, slamming into your fridge.
>Your legs slide on the floor, as you back into the corner.
"What! What are you doing you here! You!" You were at a loss of words.
>The filly mostly just stares at you. She looks confused.
>Then she gets down from her seat, and walks to you.
>She gets to the spot where you are practically pissing yourself.
>"What the fuck?"
"What! Why?"
>"Were you expecting a morning blowjob or some shit?"
>You stared at the pony for a good while before coming to your senses.
"I-I'll keep that in mind." You stammer out with whatever wit you had now.
>The pony's gaze immediately turns to a scowl.
>"Fuck you, man."
>You simply laugh in your victory.
>"Hey! Stop that, faggot!"
"No." You smirk.
>"Why?"
"Why? Why the fuck you are you here?" You say hopefully for the final time.
>"I'm crashing at your place until I get up on my feet, or turn human again."
>There was that word, "human." You thought you would never hear it again; much less said in that phrasing. Could it be?
"Did you say human?"
>"Depends. Are you letting me stay?"
>You're going to regret this.
"Yes. Yes."

bop

blip

>>27920385
Bump machines engaged
Also I liked how it's being taken a little slower, learning about future room-mate/pony Mcdonalds employee is always important

Also bump, again (just in case)

Boop

>>27924801
>Anon adopts anonfilly.
>But who is really in charge?
>Find out next time, maybe.

>>27909066
mah nigga

BUMP WE MUST NOT LET THIS THREAD DIE MY COMRADES

Bull from same person because Blu

>>27928458
I MENT BUMP NOT BULL

>>27928486
dont lie anon, we all know you really like the bull penis.

>>27929425
China allows people to browse /mlp/?

Sorry, guys. Me along with An Anon, Blu, and even Vadkram have all gone on a romantic Summer cruise. So, our input is a little slow. But, don't worry. I'm sabotaging the boat.

>>27930649
Dont get too close to the propeller though, other writefags have died that way before.

>>27930670

:^)

bimb

The bumb cruise is one of the most luxurious trips out there

Bumping again

Bumpity bump bump

bumpbambino

Bedbump

boop

bumb

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Bumba dee daba doo di daba dee dava dee daba doo

>mfw

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>yfw thread is dead

>>27938533
Nothing truly dies until it has been forgotten.

>>27937867
>>27938533
No spooks. This is blue board.

non spook bump

boop

>>27884175
well for some reason the cruise i was on was sabotaged, so i guess ill write some stuff

>And after a few more squeaks and a quick turn off of water, you're washing her underside.
>Or, in other words, you're rubbing her belly with soap.
>She's enjoying it way too much.
>Thankfully not in any... adult kind of sense, but more of, well, giggling, more squeaks- that kind of thing.
>And because it reminds you so much of doing the same to a dog or something, you actually enjoy it.
>You're also fighting the urge to spout out mushy nonsense like you ARE petting a dog.
>Though you don't think dogs have such crazy chest fluff.
>At least none as soft as this.
>And with a last giggle and rinse, you ruffle her mane again and pick her up to stand in the shower.
>Now you've got a squeaky clean little filly.
>-Well, technically, she's not COMPLETELY clean, but...
>You are NOT going to clean THAT part of her.
>No sir.
>That can wait for when you have all the products and stuff for her to do it herself.
>And thankfully, she seems to silently agree with you by not bringing it up.
>You walk over and grab a towel, then pick her up with it, wrapping her up in a little bundle with only her head sticking out.
>And during all of this, she just giggles and squeaks so many times.
>It makes you wish you had the number of a local cardiologist.
"Alright, time to dry you up."
>Your way of drying consisted of just vigorously rubbing her with the towel, which does seem to work perfectly.
>And with another towel in your possession, you dry off her mane as well, leaving it much, much poofier than it was earlier.
>If she were a zebra, you're sure you'd be looking at an afro right now.
>Everything's sticking out and standing everywhere, it's pretty ridiculous.
>The towel drops to the floor, and-
>-Holy FUCK, she's fluffy.
>So fucking fluffy.
>Her coat's just as bad as her mane is.
>Throwing subtlety out the window, you can't help but just hug the shit out of her.
"Dear lord, you're so soft."

>>27942365
>And instead of questioning why you chose to hug her at random, she returns it, like the damn cuddliest thing ever.
>Fucking hell, you really need to find a doctor.
>You kick the towels off to the side and glance in the mirror.
>League just looks like a big ball of orange and blue fluff.
>While still amazing, you feel that it's your duty to do something about this.
>At least with her mane.
>...Oh god, her mane.
>You don't know how to style shit, and she has so much mane, you doubt you'll even know what to do with it.
>And oh look, you don't have a goddamn comb or brush on you, either.
>Looks like the hands are coming out again.
>You push over the little seat that had the towels on it and sit in front of the mirror with League in your lap.
>Or what should be League, beyond all of this fuzziness.
"Uh, how do you want your mane styled?"
>There's a silence.
>It worries you for a second when you actually think that her coat came to life and did something to her.
>"Surprise me!"
>You let out a relieved sigh.
>So then... surprise?
>The only thing mildly surprising you know you'd be able to do is leave her mane like that.
>And it's only surprising because you know she'd be expecting you to do SOMETHING.
>Let's see, mane styles, mane styles...
>Maybe a ponytail?
>Well, a pony ponytail.
>You actually have some bobby pins laying around here somewhere, from the time you locked yourself out of your own house, and decided to try some video game style lockpicking.
>Since breaking a few, getting pissed and asking Rose to help you out, you've kind of just, had them here.
>You know it's possible, just need to learn how to use the damn things right...
>Leaning over and opening a drawer, you grab one from the huge fucking box that you were surprised to find.
>You knew they were here somewhere, but looks like deus ex machina did you a solid and just gave them to you.
>So with one at the ready, you start trying to rope her mane towards the back.

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Filly Break!

>>27942472
>And, because of the mass amount of hair she just seems to have, you manage a long ponytail, while still keeping her bangs- or the front mane part, whatever- present.
>Though you weren't trying to in the first place, you do have to admit that it looks cute on her.
>Well, holy shit, everything does, but still.
>And with her mane pretty much tied back, you start to notice more filly than huge-ball-of-fluff in your lap.
>You set it in place with a bobby pin, then realize that her mane is much stronger than one, so throw on a few more in place.
>Catching yourself from ruffling her mane again, you just have her look in the mirror and inspect her mane.
"So, uh, what do you think?"
>She moves her head around and looks at it, all while you find yourself hankering for her approval anxiously.
>Then she smiles and nods.
>"I like it!"
>You let out another small, relieved sigh, then hug her close.
"Awesome. Then, let's go see how Lyra's doing and get out of here!"
>She nods and hops off your lap, and you tell yourself you'll just clean the bathroom later.
>League jumps out the second you open the door and runs over to Lyra's room.
>And the unicorn in question just so happens to come out at the same time, and-
>Oh, so getting ready DOES mean styling your mane.
>Now she's got the lower part of her mane braided up and neat-looking.
>It honestly just does more to make her look cuter.
"So then, you guys ready to head out?"
>They both turn to you and nod perfectly in sync.
>While being adorable, it's simultaneously weird.
>These two really have spent a bunch of time together.
>Though, how much time is still the question.
>And you're sure you'll get answers to it all soon enough.
>...Hopefully.
"Then let's go."

bump for blu

The cruise was awful, everyone on it was a massive faggot so I stole a lifeboat and ditched. Having my own little secret cruise now and am currently snorting crushed up water purification tablets.

>>27944497
I didn't even get romantic with anybody. What a bloody gip. Sabotaging the propellers with the bodies of dead writefags, ableit the aristocrats, was the right idea. I'm currently in a holding cell, so I have time to write. Well, as soon as I tide over from the shrimp.

bump for these two fucks who are gonna drown if i dont

>>27943951

>>27945765

>tfw haven't been itt for over a week
>tfw it's still going.

Ruby Fucking Yass!

>>27947337
We even have our own porn.
>http://imgur.com/a/Np08N
>https://imgur.com/TEBzbw0

Bup

>>27947877
This is one of the few times i feel bad about sexualizing the pony.

Bop

>>27942365
>>27944497
>>27944846

This is the first time I'm bumping to keep the thread afloat, literally.

Also bump for the glorious and cute return of Blu

>>27949911

More bump, also, as we wait, how about some actual filly-daughter discussion?

I mean, that is the thread's purpose after all

uh alright

If it were me, it would only seem appropriate to sneak into my filly-daughter's room every night to give her a gooey midnight snack and make her swallow every drop like a good girl

bump for alive writefags

Rest in pepperoni thread.

>>27954458
nuuu

>>27947877
Erotically cute!
But just a critique, drawfag needs to practice drawing mare anatomy more... if he catches my drift... especially Ruby's

>2 days without green
Kek

Bumb yet again, I just can't get enough

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

boop

bop

beep boo boo bop boo boo bop

boo boo beep?

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My lifeboat has finally reached shore so I'm back to writing again, hopefully that means there will be less bumps/boops/beeps/bops/bips. I post filly now.

>>27961535
filly a cute

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>>27961641
You a cute

Does An Anon even exist anymore? Is this the real An Anon? Everyone surely died at the cruise.

>>27962277
I never existed, I'm just a figment of your imagination

>>27920346
>"HEY! I GOT THE BENCH!"
>Breaking your eyes away from Ruby, you look up to see Rainy standing ontop of a bench, waving a hoof up in the air.
>You raise your voice.
"We'll be right there!"
>You stop scratching Ruby's ear which causes her to move her hooves away from her face slightly as if questioning why you stopped.
"You gonna walk now?"
>Closing her eyes, Ruby stretches her hooves out and lets out a content sigh before smacking her lips.
>She opens her eyes to look into yours.
>"Nah"
>Lazy fuck.
>You start walking over to Rainy, a few passing ponies giving you a confused look.
>They probably thought you were kidnapping Ruby.
>Or were they? You just assumed everyone thought the worst of you but didn't actually know what they thought.
>Have you just been making yourself hate everyone for absolutely no reaso-
>"AH! Anon please don't touch me there! It's so sore after yesterday!"
>Wait what?
>Confused looks turn into angry glares.
>You look down to Ruby who has a mischevious grin on her face.
>Fuck.
>Looking around, you find that there is already a small group of ponies around you, none of which look all that pleased.
>Looks like some of the ponies from the anti-pedo patrol from yesterday showed up as well.
>Neat.
>Actually, not neat, you were shitting yourself.

>>27962349
"W-What are you on about Ruby? I'm not doing anything, hahaha"
>None of the newly formed anti-molestation patrol seemed convinced.
>Ruby reaches a feeble hoof onto your arm.
>"Please Anon, I'm so sore"
>You motherfucker.
>This seems to set off the patrol, one mare in particular taking a menacing step towards you.
>"Put her down. Now"
>In your state of panic, you do as she says.
>She moves closer towards you, jabbing a hoof into your leg.
>"Do you enjoy doing things like this? Abusing ponies for your own sick enjoyment? Things like you make me sick"
>Do- do you run?
>No, that will only make you look like you actually were touching Ruby up, you have a better idea.
>Chuckling nervously, you shake your hands and back away slightly from the angry mare.
"No no of course not, I didn't do anything to Ruby, she's just joking about you see?"
>Everyone turns their attention to Ruby who's sitting dejectedly on the floor.
>She even managed to force out a tear.
>You could strangle her right now.
>The crowd shifts their attention back to you, even angrier than before.
>"Is this some sort of game to you? You disgusting thing, how DARE you do this to ANYpony!"
>You begin to freak out.
"Ha-ha-ha-ha good joke! Yes, a good joke is all it is!"
>You rub your fingers on the lead mares face who quickly pushes them away.
"S-See, my fingers are dry! Bone dry! If I did touch her then my fingers would be wet"
>Angry mare still seems to be angry.

>>27962362
>Best describe your thinking in a completely confident and non-wavering fashion.
"Y-You see you might not know this but when you touch the vagina, it gets wet... and since my fingers are dry, that means I didn't touch her!"
>You take a nervous gulp, unable to control your nerves.
"Because i-if I stuck my fingers deep into the vagina, they would be wet, and they are not wet, so I did not stick my fingers up her vagina. Dry, so... so... I..."
>...
>You feebly rub your fingers over her face again, trying to prove your point.
>You've lost it.
>"WAIT!"
>Hang on a moment, is that Rainy?
>Pushing through the crowd, Rainy bursts through to the middle of the circle.
>You have never been more glad than now to see her.
>Diving infront of you, Rainy reaches her hoof out in an attempt to block the crowd from getting too close to you.
>"Please, Anon would never do something like this!"
>The lead mare seems uninterested and reaches forwards to try move Rainy out of the way.
>"Listen here young filly, I don't know what you have to do with this vile thing but you must get away from him, he is dangerous"
>Rainy however stands her ground.
>"No! This is Anon, my dad and I KNOW that he is a good pony/thing and that this is just one big misunderstanding!"
>You smile slightly at Rainy despite the horrendous situation.
>"Anon may be a bit weird at times but he is a good man! Just last night when I was feeling bad he slept with me and made me feel better!"
>NO RAINY WHAT ARE YOU DOING. STOP STOP STOP. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

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>>27962379
Now it's back to bumping fillyposting

>>27962379
well anons fucked
welcome back an anon

>>27962379
goddamn, that's actually pretty fucked of ruby.

>>27962379
Just when we thought the keks couldn't be pushed any further Rainy inadvertently shifts the situation into maximum over-kek.

>>27962379
Welcome back m8

>>27962379
>"Anon may be a bit weird at times but he is a good man! Just last night when I was feeling bad he slept with me and made me feel better"


GG m8

>>27962379
OH SHI-

bop

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>>27962379
EGRRMANCY EVERYONE TO GET FROM STREET
Welcome back you glorious writer you

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>>27962379

boop

>>27962379
>You wonder if anyone will mind if you kill yourself right now.
>Granted there are foals around but you were just an empty husk by this point so it shouldn't affect them too much.
>Looking down at Rainy it appears that she is confused as to why it looked like the angry mare was about to pop a blood vessel.
>And hey, is that stallion happy to see you or is that just a pitch fork in his pocket?
>All of the angry shouts merge together into one big unintelligible mess but that was of no matter, you weren't paying attention anyway.
>Surprisingly you were at peace, it had been a good life but you guess you were just destined to be outed as a pedo rapist.
>It happens to the best of us.
>So you were set then, suicide it is.
>...
>Hang the fuck on, you aren't going to kill yourself.
>You just wanted to go to the fucking park.
>Zoning back in, you become aware of the fact that Rainy is attempting but ultimately failing at trying to protect you.
>Seems like she didn't quite understand how they percieved 'how you made her feel good in bed'.
>Honestly, you didn't know what to do, the entire situation was fucked.
>Suddenly a laugh rings out.
>Everyone freezes and searches for the origin of the offending sound.
>Their eyes lay upon Ruby who was in a fit of hysteria.
>Rolling about on the floor, Ruby clutched her chest while grasping for breath, belting out a guffaw everytime she exhaled.
>For the first time you were no longer the centre of attention and oh christ did it feel good.

>>27970798
>The no-longer-angry-but-instead-really-confused mare addressed Ruby.
>"Mind telling us what's so funny? I thought this thing had just been forcing himself upon you."
>Unable to form any coherent words, Ruby continues laughing, raising up a shaking hoof to point at you.
>The mare twists her head to look back at you, clearly not knowing what to do.
>You stare back at her, stating matter of factly.
"As I said before, I didn't do anything. She lied"
>Silence descends upon the mob, only being broken the obnoxiously loud laughs and snorts from Ruby.
>Turning back to Ruby, the confused mare taps her on the shoulder.
>"Is this true Miss?"
>Still unable to talk, Ruby manages a simple nod
>Shuffling about on the spot the mare is at a loss for words.
>"I- Uh... What about the filly?"
>You look at the mare, no expressions apparant on your face.
"She was upset so I comforted her and stayed with her the night"
>"O-Oh"
>A few nervous chuckles are heard around the group, most of the ponies already leaving swiftly.
>The mare cowers beneath your glare.
>"Ha-ha-ha, so I guess you were telling the truth all along. Silly us, hahaha-"
>You fold your arms.
"Fuck off"
>"Ok"
>And with that the remenants of the now disbanded anti-pedo-and-molestation patrol disperse with considerable haste.

>>27970803
>You stand there, feeling a whole lot more tired.
>You don't get it, how come you were so unphased by this the first time round but now you just crippled under the pressure?
>You feel a tug at your legs and look down to see Rainy's deep blue eyes staring up at you questioningly.
>"What do you mean 'Ruby lied'"
>Glancing over at the still laughing Ruby, you feel what you can only assume is anger.
>It may be slight but it's still there.
"This all happened because of her. It was a joke"
>A frown makes its way onto Rainy's face.
>"A joke? I know that we all make fun of each other but that was just plain mean"
>The two of you look at Ruby.
>It was at this moment that Ruby's laughter begins to subside, her breath coming to her more easily now.
>"Oh that was just glorious, you should have seen your face Anon, it was hilarious! I think I may have outdone myself this time!"
>Her wandering eyes catch yours, putting a damper on her cheery mood.
>"Aww come on, you've got to admit that it was pretty funny"
>You don't see the funny side.
>Neither does Rainy.
>Ruby notices this.
>"You too Rainy? I mean come on, we mess about all the time, I was just getting back at Anon for earlier"
>You snap.
"Yeah well the difference here Ruby is that what I did was harmless fun, what you did wasn't."
>Ruby recoils, her ears folding flat against her head and a look of worry spreading across her face.
>Tension hangs heavy in the air, smothering all three of you with it's crushing weight.
>"A-Anon?"

>>27970814
Now Anon is super angry! Will the writefag be able to write himself out of this one and make sure the story has a happy ending? Find out next time on The Bump Show!

>>27970814
and cue the, "duh ponies all hate me, and you made them hate me more why"
then he cries
then ruby's like, "oh no i didnt know im sorry"
then more anger-sadness
then fug

An Anon, post fillies.

>>27971467
You post them.

>>27970814
Oh shi-

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I post fillies. Now I am out of fillies

i do not have any fillies to bump with
i have let you all down

>>27970814
Fuck this mare, go back home with rainy or get some ice cream but just away from her

blemp

>>27974506
Faggot

boop

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No update today, should have something tomorrow however. Take this image of a filly instead as there is a disturbing lack of them on this thread.

>>27973780
good to know

>>27978549
U-Unf

>>27978549
>tfw you're prepping to take a massive shit as soon as your parents take the diaper off

Fucking shitkids.

>>27979993
Shoo shoo ScatAnon

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>>27978549
Huh. Y'know for a thread dedicated to discussing fillies, we do seem to be a little lacking in the filly department.

I post, yes?
Yes.

AND I KNOW >NO HOOVES BUT COME ON THAT'SSA CUTE PIC'CHA

>>27981762
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27981762
cute

>>27983599
CUTE

>>27981762
whenever I see this image all I can think of is the nude edit version

Does the Orphanage in manehatton guy have a pastebin? I'm kind of hoping it would turn into Hogan's Heroes

>>27983736
sauce?

>>27984644
http://imgur.com/UTjNJpu

>>27985209
sick fuck

>>27979993
I don't know why I found this so funny.

>>27970814
>Ruby takes a few shaky steps towards you.
>"Anon?"
>You stare at Ruby, the normally boisterous mare cracking under your scrutiny.
"You could have just stopped it you know. But no, you kept on going. I can deal with a bit of mockery and some fooling about, what I can't deal with is straight up humiliation in public"
>Rainy shifts about uncomfortably by your side, visibly unhappy with how things were going.
>Ruby wasn't faring much better.
>Her lip quivered as she constantly shifted her weight about, never quite able to settle down.
>"Look, I-I'm sorry ok? I didn't mean to hurt you or anything it's just that you really embarrassed me earlier and I wanted to get you back. Please, this isn't what I wanted"
>You squint your eyes.
"But it's what you got"
>Ruby's eyes shift downwards.
>She was about bordering on tears, desperately trying but unable to think of a way to fix the situation.
>Rainy however couldn't stand it anymore and looks up at you pleadingly.
>"Anon I understand that you're a bit angry, you have every right to be but isn't this a bit much? I prefered it when we were all one big happy family, I don't want any of us the break up, I love both you and Ruby. I don't want to lose this."
>Neither did you.
>Looking back at Ruby you think over your choices.
>Were you angry with her?
>Yes, of course.
>Could you STAY angry with her?

>>27986862
>Your eyes burrow deep into Ruby's now glossy ones.
>No, you could not.
>You sigh loudly, your entire body suddenly relaxing and slouching over.
>You were unsuprisingly tense after that, no doubt everyone else was too.
"Look, there's no other way of putting this so lets just get it out of the way..."
>Ruby tenses.
"I'm angry with you Ruby, at the moment that is. You made a mistake and I get that, doesn't mean that it didn't happen though, all that it means is that it won't happen again I hope"
>You being to slowly walk towards the amber pony, a weary smile becoming apparant on your face.
"And well, before I get ahead of myself, I might have over-reacted to this entire situation, I could have and normally would have just taken it on the chin but look at where we are now"
"I guess ever since you two got tangled up in my life I, as a person, changed. Surprisingly it seems like I actually care about my image now, a lot more than I did before at least"
>You close the distance between you and Ruby, putting on a smile and propping up her chin with your hand.
"So I forgive you Ruby"
>A glimmer of hope dashes across Ruby's distraught face.
"I'm still pissed the fuck off though"
>The two of you stare at each other for a moment before you start chuckling.
>After some apprehension Ruby eventually joins in.
"You owe me big time though. Plus I swear I will kill a man if none of the ponies are angry with you after that, fucking racist cunts"
>Ruby scratches the back of her neck awkwardly.
>"I'm sorry Anon, I really, really am. Thank you so much"
>You smile warmly at her. You could already feel the pissed-off-metre going down.

>>27986869
>Rainy pokes her head between your legs, her silvery-grey mane getting all tangled up in the process.
>"So does this mean the happy family is back?"
>Moving your legs apart, you pick Rainy up and softly comb through her mane with your fingers, getting rid of any knots.
"Well I'm never happy but sure"
>The little filly giggles and wiggles about in your gentle grip.
>"Yaaaay"
>She happily nuzzles into your chest.
>"But you are happy, right?"
>You quickly peck Rainy on the forehead.
"Well I am now"
>You look back towards Ruby.
"Now I don't know about you but I think I've had enough drama for a while so how about we promise to live boring, mundane lives from hereon out and you can get a hug as well. No kisses though, I feel nothing but seething rage at the moment and might accidently bite you"
>Ruby chuckles and walks towards you and Rainy.
>"Well I can't promise that but I'm taking a hug anyway. Sorry again though Anon, I really mean it"
>You wave her off, all feelings of anger towards her being washed away after Rainy shoved her head between your legs. No homo
"You should stop begin so apologetic Ruby, being an arsehole suits you much better. Now get over here quick before I lose my heart-boner"
>Rolling her eyes, Ruby cruises over and wraps her hooves around your waist while you shift Rainy onto your left arm and drop your other to scratch Ruby's back.
"Wow, even I surprise myself at times at how much of an all-round great guy I am"
>Placing a hoof on your mouth, Rainy looks up at you with a smile.
>"Stop talking"
>And you did, the three of you enjoying the embrace in silence.

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>>27986883
I really should stick to a plan of some kind. Every single time I start writing I have a new idea that I throw down onto a notepad which makes it a nightmare to pick up from the next day. This is also the very last filly I have, take care of it, it is all we have left.

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>>27986915

>>27986915

Grandmaster, we will do all in our power to protect, nurture, and train this young filly.

also I know exactly what you mean when notepad ideas convolute things; I'm currently writing a novel and wildly stay ideas have nearly been the death of me

>>27986915
I don't know why but that pic disturb me.

>>27986883
Awww

>>27986883
You could have just spanked her

>>27990466
Later

>>27990567
A proper spanking in public would be fun

boop

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filly is for sexual

>>27993551
Stop lying, lying is bad

>>27986883
>The sun was raised high up in the sky, coating the land below in a brilliant yellow glow.
>Clouds were few and far between, mere specks of white on a blue canvas, slowly drifting along with the gentle breeze.
>The light shimmered upon the lake's peaceful surface.
>Oh and you just stood in a pile of shit as well.
>You scuff your shoe into the grass in an attempt to get the foul substance off.
>...
>Oh fuck.
>You may have gotten a bit on Ruby's hoof.
>Ok, ignore the problem and it will go away.
>"Hey, does anyone else smell that?"
>Ok, vehemently deny knowledge of the poo and it will go away.
"Nope, no idea what you're on about at whatsoever. Let's move away from this specific location however, I hear it's all the rage these days"
>You don't bother waiting for a reply and start walking, dragging Ruby along with you.
>Anon you are as cunning as a fox at times.
>Not as cunning as the fox that delievered the shit though, that one is particularly cunning. It hid the shit beneath a leaf and everything.
>"Hey Anon, you going to stop dragging me about now?"
>You look down to Ruby who's still clinging onto your waist.
>You can't help but notice that the brown splotch on her hoof is looking significantly bigger now.
>Halting, you use your free hand to prop Ruby back up onto all fours to inspect the damage.
>Hmmmmm...
>Yeah she isn't going to be happy about this.
>Props to the fox though.
"Ruby, I'm not sure how to tell you this but before I tell you may I just say that it suits you"
>Ruby looks at you in confusion while Rainy's ear pokes up in interest.
>"What? What are you on about?"

>>27994856
>Rainy turns her head towards Ruby and almost instantly sees the problem, letting out a mix between a gag and a laugh.
>She eventually just settles for sniggering in the end.
>Ruby's head wildly dashes about in an attempt to find what was so funny.
>Given by her suddenly freezing you think she may have found it.
>That fox really did outdo himself, getting shit smeared up the entirety of a pony leg is no small feat.
>Strangely you get the feeling that Ruby isn't congratulating Mr Fox however.
>"WHAT THE FUCK?!? OH THAT'S DISGUSTING!"
>Ruby does a little stomp, taking extreme care to quarantine the infected leg and not let it anywhere near the rest of her body.
>You see her snout sniffle which is closely followed by a loud retch.
>You on the otherhand were laughing along with Rainy who was having a rather hard time staying in your arms while rolling about in joy.
>"STOP LAUGHING OR I'M KICKING THE BOTH OF YOU"
>In between your laughs you somehow manage to get some words out.
"Nope, you owe me remember? You only get to kick Rainy! Speaking of..."
>With no warning you pluck the laughing filly off your chest and place her on the ground.
>Her laughter instantly turns into a scream when she notices Ruby glaring at her, her shitty leg raised in a menacing fashion.
>Needless to say she ran like hell, screaming all the while.
>Your bouts of laughter subside and you make your way to Ruby's side, making sure to give her a wide berth.
"Hey, you okay?"
>Ruby lets out a frustrated sigh.
>"Nope, I'm feeling crappy"
>You chuckle.
"That was awful. Now how about you go home and clean yourself up? Rainy and I can just wait around here until you get back"
>"Ugh, no need. I have work soon so I won't be able to come back. Thanks anyway"
>Oh crap she did have a job didn't she?
"Well the time we've spent together has certainly been interesting. So far that is. You want to meet up another time?"

>>27994861
>Ruby smiles.
>"You kidding? I'm going to spend ALL my free time with you two, whether you like it or not"
>Chuckling, you ruffle Ruby's mane.
"Well I guess it's a good thing that I like it then. I'll see you soon then"
>Kneeling down you plant a kiss on Ruby's lips who happily returns it.
>Spinning around, Ruby flicks you playfully with her tail.
>You still catch the goofy grin on her face however.
>"See you soon"
>And with that she begins to walk off into the distance.
>Well you say walk, waddled would be a better description. You can hardly blame her though.
>Getting up from the floor you realise that Rainy did sort of just run off earlier.
>Spinning around on the spot you spot a slither of blue sticking out from behind a tree.
>As you close the distance between you and the tree you find that Rainy's entire rear end is poking out from the tree.
>She tried, that's all that mattered.
>You round the tree, fully expecting her to immediately run off but surprisingly she sat there with her eyes firmly shut.
"Hey, guess who?"
>Those familar blue eyes open up again to look at you.
>"Anon? What happened to Ruby? Did she get you?"
>You spin around on the spot, showing off your clean clothes.
"Not a brown spot to be seen but don't worry, the poo monster had to go to work. She won't be bothering you for a while"
>Dashing up to you, Rainy hugs your leg.
>"Yay! She will be coming back though won't she?"
"Yup but when we next see her she should be all clean again. Until then though it's just the two of us so how about we go and get some ice cream?"
>The wide smile on her face was answer enough.

>>27994874
There are foxes in equestria right? Well it doesn't matter cause there are now.

bump with no fillies

>>27995497
sick fuck

>>27995497
M A D M A N

>>27995497

Boop

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Don't worry guys, the bump is on me this time.

>>27994874
>With Rainy by your side and determination in your heart you set off on your adventure... Anon And The Journey For The Lost Cornetto.
>Well you hope they've got Cornettos in horse land, if not you have a great business plan.
>Whether or not you can be bothered to carry out that plan however is a entirely different matter. Oh well, it's the thought that counts.
"Hey Rainy do you have Cornettos here in Equestria?"
>"Cornettos? What are those?"
>You feel nothing but disappointment.
"Oh, nothing imporatant"
>Rainy is confused but doesn't press any further.
>The two of you continue in silence, you walking along while Rainy trots cheerfully by your side.
>"Hey Anon?"
>Shifting your gaze from the clouds above you twist your head to face Rainy, taking the occasional glance ahead of you.
"Yeah? What is it Rainy?"
>The filly has an apprehensive look on her face, almost as if she regrets what she's going to say.
>"Well seeing as how I've sort of settled down now, what am I going to do about school?"
>School?
>You know that Rainy isn't keen on talking about her past but you think it's neccesary now.
"Seeing as how I want the best for you, you will have to start going to school at some point Rainy but I've got to ask, have you been to school before?"
>Rainy lightly kicks the ground.
>"Yeah, I've been in school for as long as I remember but not here in Ponyville"
>You feel like you're not getting the whole story so you raise your eyebrow, prompting Rainy to elaborate.

>>28003337
>A pained look makes its way onto her face.
>"Well you see, I'm not originally from Ponyville, I used to live back in Canterlot with my parents but one day they took me out here for a 'holiday'. They said it would be a nice relaxing break from all the bustle of Canterlot"
>You don't like where this is going.
>"So we got on the train and arrived here. We rented a hotel for the night and..."
>Rainy's voice cracks.
>"And..."
>The tears building up in her eyes were hard to miss.
>You gently lead Rainy to a slightly more private area beneath a shady tree before kneeling down infront of her.
>You look at her solemnly.
"How long ago was this Rainy?"
>After a few sniffles she replies.
>"4... 4 days ago"
>Those fucking bastards.
>Those absolute fucking bastards.
>Rainy was now fully in tears and it destroyed you to see her in such a state. She didn't deserve this.
>Tightly wrapping your arms around the sobbing filly you gently stroke her mane as she cried on your shoulder.
"Listen Rainy. You are a wonderful filly and your parents are the scum of the earth if they did that to you. The scum of the earth. You don't deserve ANY of the grief that they caused you"
>You couldn't even begin to describe the anger you felt towards those two worthless beings.
>You kept your anger in check however, comforting Rainy was more important.
"Rainy, I just want you to know that I truely do love you and want only the best for you, nothing less. I want you to promise me that you will forget all about those 'parents' of yours, they don't deserve ANYTHING from you at all, not even a mere thought"
>Your shoulders are damp and you could feel tears pricking at your eyes.

>>28003345
>"A-Anon, I..."
>You place your hands on the side of her face and turn her to face you straight in the eyes.
"Please Rainy, promise me that you will do that for me. I am your father Rainy and that is how it will always be. I promise, I will never abandon you. I will never mistreat you and I will never, EVER stop loving you"
>You were an emotional wreck by now, along with Rainy but that didn't bother you one bit.
>"I-I promise"
>That was all you needed to hear.
>You continue hugging Rainy, letting her cry out all the anguish that had pent up inside her.
>You can't even begin to fathom how distraught this little filly felt when she realised that her parents had abandoned her.
>One thing is for sure however, you want nothing more than to make them feel worse.
>The sobs carry on for a few more minutes, you hugging Rainy all the while.
>When they eventually subside only a few hiccups escape the filly, her mane looking a lot flatter now and face crusty with dried tears.
>"I love you Anon"
>Kissing her on the forehead you hold her even closer.
"And that means everything in the world to me"
>The two of you sit there for a while, propped up against the tree, simply enjoying each others company.
>Looking down at Rainy you put on a smirk.
"Well after all of that I would say that you've still got a bit more of settling in to do. I'm sure they won't mind if you stay off of school for say... a few more weeks."
>Looking up at you with a small smile and her calming blue eyes, Rainy cuddles into you.
>"Thank you Anon. Thank you so much"

>>28003354
good shit my dude

I want to cum inside An Anon.

>>28003737
This.

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>>28004547
Which one? Dohohoho

Emergency page 10 bump ono

Page 9 Panic bump

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>>27908038
I'd take both of those cuties home, and fuck them

page 8 bump

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Poor An Anon. He's the only contributor left.

>>28010465
I killed everyone else off, this is my thread now and holy shit is that a picture of a filly? I haven't seen one of those in a while.

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>>28010697

>>28010949
you little shit
atleast people will bump

>>28010949
If you wanted a (you) that bad you could of just asked nicely

>>28003354
>Sitting there with Rainy dug into your chest you stared off into the sky, focusing on nothing in particular.
>There was always something wonderful about just sitting outside and doing nothing.
>Be it sun, snow, wind or rain, you always enjoyed it.
>Birds chirp in the distance and you let out a relaxed sigh, basking in the gentle heat of the sun and the filly tucked up against you.
>"So Anon, about that ice cream"
>The nerve of this filly.
"Were you just waiting for me to get comfortable before bringing that up?"
>Tilting your head to the side you catch the innocent smile on Rainy's face.
>"Not at all, it MUST have been coincidental"
>Yeah you aren't buying that at all.
>You tickle Rainy's stomach slightly, earning yourself a small squeak.
"Well let's get up then, wouldn't want to get too comfortable just incase something else happens entirely by coincidence now would we?"
>Taking lead you suddenly become aware of a severe case of the pins and needles in your left leg, prompting you to practically drag yourself up off the ground with the help of the tree.
>You shake your leg about to get the blood flowing again while Rainy hops up onto all fours and waits ahead of you.
>"Alright lets go! I want vanilla!"
>You chuckle as you catch up with the bouncy filly who's adamant on sticking slightly ahead of you.
"Woah, vanilla ice cream? Let's not get too crazy now Rainy, that stuff is pretty exotic"
>Rainy doesn't break her stride.
>"And what flavour do you like Anon?"
"Mint, no contest"
>With a wide smirk on her face you can practically taste the smug coming off of her and it certainly didn't taste as nice as mint.

>>28011063
>"Oh I'm pretty sure there is a contest Anon. Mint is quite possibly the worst ice cream flavour of them all"
>You gasp in surprise. Never before in your life had you encountered someone that slandered the good name of mint ice cream.
"Psshh, what does a filthy vanilla-eater like yourself know?"
>"Well I know that my tastebuds function properly, unlike yours of course"
>You glare at the smug filly.
"You're lucky that you're adorable otherwise I would have refused to buy you any ice cream whatsoever. I guess that I will just have to settle for buying you mint flavour. Pray that I do not alter it any further"
>Suddenly her face scrunches up as she sticks out a tongue in disgust.
>"EW! I don't want mint ice cream. This is child cruelty!"
>You give her a smirk of your own.
"I think I'll give the vanilla ice cream a try then, I've heard good things about it"
>Her ears fold flat against her head as she hears this.
>"What? That's not fair"
>During your little argument, unbeknownst to Rainy you had spotted an ice cream cart and were closing in on it.
"Oh I didn't quite catch that Rainy but can you tell me later? I've just got to order the ice cream first"
>To her surprise the two of you had arrived at an ice cream cart.
>You step up to the pony selling the ice cream.
"Hello, could I get a vanilla ice cream for myself and a mint ice cream for my daughter here, it's her favourite flavour."
>Looking over the counter the pony spots Rainy who was sulking about.
>You could tell he was confused by the entire daughter thing but didn't ask about it, instead opting to scoop out the ice cream.
>"Sure thing, that will be 4 bits"
>Reaching into your back pocket you pull out a handful of change and pass over 4 bits, putting the rest back in your pocket.
>"Thank you very much"
>The pony hands over the two ice creams to you.
>How exactly he handed the ice creams to you is beyond you but you've learnt to just accept it by this point.

>>28011083
>How exactly he handed the ice creams to you is beyond you but you've learnt to just accept it by this point.
>Turning around you look towards Rainy with a large smile.
"Lets go sit down somewhere so you can tuck into your MINT ice cream"
>You hear a grumble from her but she ultimately makes her way over to patch of grass in the sun and plops her behind down.
>Following suit you take a seat next to her and hand over her MINT ice cream.
"Here you go Rainy! Enjoy!"
>Seeing as how she didn't have to anything to lose, Rainy slowly sticks her tongue out and lightly presses it against the ice cream.
>She soon places her tongue back in her mouth.
>"I hate it"
>You chuckle before taking a swift lick of yours.
>Hmmm.
>Yep, it tastes like the blandest shit imaginable. Truely the worst flavour of them all.
"Well I hate this too. Trade?"
>You don't think you've seen anyone nod as fast as Rainy just did.
>Swapping your ice creams over, Rainy takes an eager lick of the vanilla ice cream.
>And another, and another.
>It would probably be best if you stop staring at Rainy now.

>>28011109
>Turning your attention back to your wonderful mint ice cream you take a long lick...
>What the fuck, it tasted like shit!
"Ugh! What the hell?"
>"Told you mint was the worst flavour"
>NO. MINT IS NOT THE WORST FLAVOUR.
"N-No! This is an exception, mint is a great flavour, this specific ice cream however tastes godawful"
>Looking at you with a smug grin, Rainy soaks up every moment of it.
>"Really? Cause that tastes just like any other mint ice cream I've had"
"You probably spat on it or something! Mint is a great flavour!"
>Rainy carries on tucking into her ice cream.
>"Okay Anon I believe you. I'm going to stop talking now though so that I can enjoy my VANILLA ice cream"
>So you sit there, a melting piece of shit in your hands and a happy filly by your side.
"I hate you"
>Giggling, Rainy practically hoovers up the rest of the ice cream, getting her face extremely messy in the process.
>"How could you hate a face like this dad?"
>A dribble of melted ice cream drops from her muzzle onto the floor.
"I don't know, how could I?"

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>>28010949
Oh you fucking nigger

>>28011120
Shit, just missed the quints. In this update however we learn that anon has awful taste because we all know that strawberry is the best ice cream flavour closely followed by vanilla

>>28010949
Oh noes

>>28011156
Nah bro butterscotch Carmel is the shit!

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>>28011156
>>28012312
You blokes don't know what you're talking about. We all know the true best flavour.

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>>28011156
>>28014016
I'm going to defend mint on this one, because not only is mint a natural mosquito repellant, mixed with chocolate chips and WOAH BABY that'ssomeprettygudstuff.
By the way, any theories on why Anon's delicious mint frozen dessert was so terrible? *cue X Files theme* also page 10 bump

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>>28015113
>Defending mint

>>28014016
>filename
oh man, i remember that shit from middle school
you can just tell how many kids are on this fucking board

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>hating mint

blip

blop

>>28011120
>After devouring the ice cream, Rainy begins nibbling on the cone, showing no concern for how messy she is.
>You get up and chuck your disappointing ice cream into a nearby bin before making your way back to the ice cream stand to fetch some napkins, wiping your sticky hands with a few before getting a stack for Rainy.
>You walk back to Rainy with the stack of napkins, ready to make it rain.
>When you get to her she tosses the last piece of the cone into her mouth and then proceeds to start licking her hooves.
"I take it you enjoyed the ice cream then?"
>She looks up at you with her shimmering eyes, her tongue stuck mid-lick on her hoof.
>"What makes you say that?"
>Chuckling you kneel down to face Rainy.
"Call it a lucky guess, now stay still, wouldn't want you walking about in such a state, you might just ruin my impeccable reputation"
>Bringing out your aresnal of napkins, you raise one of what will be many to her scrunched up her face.
>You gently rub the sticky ice cream off of her face before switching to her hooves, fidgeting all the while.
>You clean up as much as you can but in the end, she's still going to need to take a wash at some point, sooner rather than later.
>Taking a step back to admire your handywork, Rainy sits there with her face noticably crustier than the rest of her body but it will have to do.
"Aaaand there we go. Feel better?"
>She pats her face down before smiling warmly at you
>"Yeah. Thanks dad"
>You return the smile.
>A few days ago you would have likely opposed adopting a filly.
>At this very moment though, you couldn't be more glad that you did.

>>28018894
"Anything for you sweetie. Now, is there anything that you want to do because as soon as we get home you are getting straight into the bath"
>She clicks her hooves together nervously.
>"Could we go see the school? I want to see what it's like"
>You help her up onto her legs.
"Of course. Remember though, I'm not going to send you into school if you aren't ready so take all the time you need, noone is rushing you"
>You feel uneasy about the entire school thing, you honestly couldn't bare sending Rainy to school all by herself so soon.
>What if there were bullies? You could always kill the child that hurt your little Rainy but you don't think that would go down too well.
>Plus she might not get along with anyone and would be all alone for the entire day. You know how much it can hurt being all alone.
>And of course you enjoyed her company, you don't know what you would do with her and Ruby gone for the day.
>Sensing your discomfort, Rainy attempts to put your mind at ease .
>"Don't worry dad, I just want to see what the school is like. Besides, I really want to spend more time with my dad first, I've been enjoying it quite a lot recently"
>Your worries fade away as you look into her innocent face, complete with a little smile.
"Me too Rainy, me too. Now, let's get going before I change my mind"
>You ruffle Rainy's messy mane and set off on your way to the school.

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>>28018908
Only a small update today, I actually have a plan that I like now and if I stick to it then this story is eventually coming to an end.

>>28011120
How those two can argue about mint being the worst flavour when coffee ice cream exists is beyond me.

Bump without a filly, for that's not much time.

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>thread about fillies
>people rarely post fillies

>>28019662
Ok I take it back, coffee flavour ice cream is by far the worst of them all. I fucking hate anything that is coffee flavoured that isn't actually coffee, pretty sure I've had coffee yogurt at one point and it was absolutely rank

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>>28021283

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>>28015300
>not defending mint

i wish i could contribute

>>28027776
Can you contribute a filly?

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Qt filly spotted in new episode

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>>28028140
We shall name her balloon cutester

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>>28028148
Better picture of balloon cutester

>>27906957
comfort her

>>28028188
>>28028140
>>28028148
Quick! Someone tag her that on derpiboo.ru

>>28027776
What's stopping you, friend?

>>28030113
Cutie.

bomp

blomp

filly

>>28035890
is

>>28036768
really

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>>28026932
>not not defending mint

>>28018908
>You expertly navigate your way to the school, seemingly knowing the route off by heart.
>Well golly gee Anon, why do you know the way to school so well?
>Why I'm glad you asked subconcious, it's because in my freetime I stalk the teacher.
>"Oh I'm so excited to see what the school is like and who my classmates will be! My old school was really strict which I didn't really like so I hope it's not the same"
>You try to think of all the fillies and colts that went to this school.
>Of course there were the Cutie Mark Crusaders, no doubt they would get along fine with Rainy.
>Then there were Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, were they still bad? You remember getting angry when they were reformed but I guess it only benefits you now.
>Snips and snails went there too, you didn't feel like they would be a problem at all.
"From what I know there are some nice kids in that class, you'll fit in just fine Rainy. The school looks nice enough as well, I've taken a peek through the windows once or twice but daren't set a foot inside"
>Rainy looks at you questioningly.
>"Why were you looking through the window Anon? Isn't that a bit creepy?"
>You chuckle loudly and somewhat unnaturally.
"Oh don't be silly Rainy, it was after school time, I was just curious about what a school in Equestria looked like. I wasn't spying on any foals, don't you worry"
>Rainy seems content with your answer and beams once again.
>"Oh ok!"
>Silly Rainy, thinking you were spying on foals.
>Hah! What a ridiculous idea!
>You were spying on Cheerilee instead.
>The thick of the trees eventually gives way to a wide open plain, the small pink school smack bang in the middle of it.
"Well here we are Rainy, your prison for the next few years of your life!"

>>28037498
>Standing on the spot in silence, Rainy takes everything in.
>"I-It looks... Great"
>'Great'.
>You're not sure if she's serious or just disappointed.
"Oh? Is that a good thing?"
>Bouncing up and down on the spot, you think it's safe to assume the former.
>"Are you kidding? It's awesome! It looks so much nicer than my old school, it even has a playground!"
>Christ, if she's happy it has a playground then her old school must have been pretty shit.
>Suddenly the bell perched ontop of the school begins ringing, no doubt warning the locals of the imminent flood of foals bursting out of the doors.
>Judging by the lack of parents standing around however it looks like it is only a breaktime.
>A swarming mass of midget ponies run out of the door and into the attatched playground, Rainy staring in awe all the while.
>Looking up to you, Rainy puts on her puppy eyes and pouts, no doubt asking whether or not she can go mingle.
>You raise your eyebrow.
"You could just ask you know but sure, go ahead."
>Her pout disappears and is instantly replace by a large grin.
"Thanks dad!"
>She quickly hugs your leg before dashing off towards the playground.

>>28037522
>You follow after her albeit at a much slower pace, deciding that sulking about on the edge of the forest and staring at the kids wasn't the best idea.
>Reaching the fence of the playground you lean against it and keep your eyes locked on Rainy, making sure she doesn't get into any trouble.
>While she pegged it to get to the playground, once she got to it she slowed down considerably, a sign of just how nervous she actually was.
>Many of the foals in the playground were confused as to why a filly they've never seen before had just ran into the middle of the playground.
>Luckily the CMC approach Rainy first, Apple Bloom taking charge.
>"Hey there! I haven't seen you around these parts, are you a new foal?"
>Rubbing her front hoof nervously, Rainy stutters out.
>"Sorta, I'm not joining just yet but I should be soon"
>The trio of fillies smile and Apple Bloom continues, gesturing to her friends.
>"That's great! My name is Apple Bloom and these are my friends Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo and together we make the..."
>The three of them take a deep breath.
>"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!"
>As annoying as it is, it is also stupidly adorable.
>"So what's your name then?"
>Rainy seems a lot more confident now, even giggling at the CMC's antics.
>"Rain Patter, but you can just call me Rainy"
>You couldn't help but smile stupidly as you watched this pan out.
>You were so proud.
>Being so distracted by Rainy's endeavours you fail to notice Cheerilee making her way over to you.

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D-did Blu die...?

for real this time?

>>28038896
Maybe

>>28038896
He's only summoned through boats and references.

Love doesn't last, let's climb up on the raft.

>>28038896
I bet he is playing Siege again.

>>28037530
Awwww

blip

[incoherent bumping noises]

boop

blamp

BOP

Geee nice bumps fagets

>>28010949
fuck you Sweetie Belle

This thread is special

Would you let this thread die? I wouldn't.

>>28050661
Me neither Anon.

>>28050661
nope

we're not dead
right?

>>28052518
We are Anon, let it die.

>>28053090
im sure an anons just busy

>>28053158
Sorry lads, been wanking non-stop for the past 2 days so I couldn't find the time to write.

Instead of bumps however, how about we actually get some discussion going.

What do you think the adoption process in Equestria is like?

Seeing as how we've never really seen any adoption homes or whatever in the show I would assume that there are very few foals that are put up for adoption which would make me think that they would have much more time to spend on finding a foal a suitable place.Since Equestria is this idyllic place however I doubt they would need to spend that long to decide whether or not the person adopting is suitable since I know where I am it can take up to a year.Maybe you could just go in and if you and the foal get along well then you can just adopt them there and then but I feel like since they have next to no business, they wouldn't be open to just giving away foals that easily.

>>28053253
And holy fuck that took so long to post, fucking thing thought it was spam so I had to reformat it like 10 times

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>>28053253
Well, I sure an glad to see a discussion getting together. After all, the last time I got a "discussion" going this was the only response:
>>27952889

So, I think the adoption process would be some-what like what you said: if you an' da filly be cheel, 'sallgood.

Perhaps the adoptee, and adopter, would be analized by a pony whose special talent was that sort of thing?
Eh?
Maybe?

ay man if yo need somma dat bling bling 4 yo date wit Ruby, *tsk* I gotchu homie >picrelated

>>28053808
Faken 'ell mate those are propa sik, don' mind nicken a few for myself. Muh mate Gaz the fuken ledge gave me 'is old car and mate it's lush let me tell you that, it's a 2001 corsa and its got a proper bangin body kit on it. Gonna take Rubeh about in it for our date and mate i promise im gonna finger 'er well 'ard in the back once she sees this fuken get up

>>28037530
>"Mr.Anon is it?"
>Huh, what?
>Looking towards the source of the sound you find Cheerilee standing next to you, looking across the playground.
"Err, yeah. You're Cheerilee, right?"
>"Oh so you know my name? My fame proceeds me then"
>You gulp nervously.
"Yeah yeah, something like that"
>The lavender mare breaks her attention from the foals and looks at you with a friendly smile.
>"So what brings the resident alien around here? Would I be correct in saying that it has something to do with that filly?"
>She nods towards the large group gathering around Rainy.
"Yes you would be, that is infact Rainy... my daughter"
>Cheerilee raises one of her eyebrows but continues smiling warmly.
>"Forgive me for saying but I don't quite see the resemblance"
>You chuckle lightly.
"You see, I say that she's my daughter but I guess technically she isn't, not legally anyway"
>Cheerilee is confused by this but holds her tongue.
>"Oh?"
>Looking back out into the playground you find that the large group has mostly dispersed, leaving the CMC and Rainy behind who were chatting happily among each other.
"Well it's a bit of a weird story. Yesterday when I was walking about the centre I stumbled across Rainy, problem was that she was hiding in an alleyway, dirty and all alone"
"Turns out that she came from Canterlot and that one day her parents brought her here to Ponyville, only to abandon her and leave"
>Flinching, Cheerilee looks back out to Rainy, distress apparant on her face.

>>28055156
>"Oh my Celestia, that's terrible!"
>You nod grimly
"Yeah, it really messed her up. Seeing her in that alleyway, all alone and losing hope, I couldn't just leave her there. Instead I offered her a place to stay, mostly out of pity"
>You just sort of stand there as you reminisce, feeling every single emotion that you experienced before in full force.
"I had originally planned to hand her over to the officials after a day or two. After all, I had never met this filly before, I had no connections with her"
>You now had Cheerilee's full attention who stared at you with great fascination.
"As the day went by though I couldn't help but enjoy being around this filly. We started off as acquaintances but by the end of the day, I wouldn't have minded calling her my daughter, I would have loved it actually. So I did"
"So by the end of the day, while everything happened quickly, I had a filly sticking by my side that was completely different than that shy, lonely pony in the alleyway that I found earlier. She was funny, loving and most important of all... happy. I was too"
"I guess we've only known each other for little over a day and now that I think about it, that is an absurdly short amount of time but I still can't help but feel that both of our lives have improved because of it"
>Turning your head back to the now shiny-eyed Cheerilee you give her a smile.
"In short, I may not be her legal parent right at this very moment but I will damn well try to make sure that it is the case"
>Cheerilee is at a loss for words, you are getting pretty good at this sappy stuff.
>"I-I don't know what to say Mr.Anon, that's just... amazing"
>You exhale deeply and rub your forehead.
>After saying it all out loud, you suddenly realised just how hectic your life has been recently.
>Up until yesterday it was the norm to just potter around town, trying to find something to do.
>Now you felt that you would be trying to find a break.

>>28055168
"Yeah, now that I've had time to think about it, it has been a pretty crazy couple of days. The fact that it involves me is what surprises me the most, usually I'm not the greatest when it comes to being a nice human being"
>Cheerilee's cheery mood returns.
>"I'll say! I've never heard of two ponies getting so close in such a short amount of time, let alone becoming father and daughter"
>She looks back at Rainy who's running around with the CMC, giggling all the while.
>"But it looks like you're doing a good job of it"
>Watching Rainy playing around with the CMC without a care in the world and hearing Cheerilee compliment you set something off inside of you.
>Ever since you arrived in Equestria you never did anything noteworthy. You didn't in your previous life either.
>If anything, the only thing you were was a burden on everyone else. Just like in your previous life.
>But seeing Rainy here, happy, happy because of you...
>You couldn't be prouder.
>You may not have cured cancer or solved world hunger but you brought a smile onto Rainy's face...
>And that was enough for you.
>A lone tear springs from your eye.
>Cheerilee notices this and looks towards you with concern.
>"Mr.Anon, are you alright?"
>You look at her through happy tears.
"I'm more than alright Cheerilee. Thank you, it means an unbelievable amount to me what you said"
>"What, about doing a good job? Why is that?"
>You close your eyes, letting the serenity of the moment sink in.
"Because it gives my life purpose"

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>>28055178
Well here we go, only one more update to go.

boop

blop

Discussion is needed.

>>28057363
Bump is needed

>>28057363
Yes

>>28057970
Here it is.

>>28056510

>>28060178

>>28060954

>>28061624

>>28062488

>>28057363
Indeed

>>28055178
May be the odd man out on this, but the sappy talk seems a bit forced.

Like, he's been stalking Cheerilee, but does that mean he needs to go super in depth with how he felt about a filly? Not really.
Maybe if she asked a bit more questions, the explanation wouldn't have seemed that way.

I'm just throwing in my 2 cents though, because it doesn't look like anyone else is.

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>>28063850
Yeah I completely agree with you to be honest. I have already written this bit twice so once I finished it the second time round I just wanted to get it posted but now that I look at it I'm not awfully happy with how it came out. Honestly I feel like I've dealt with this sequel pretty badly, there are a whole load of updates that were honestly a bit crap in my opinion which has annoyed me to no end because if I want to change it then I would essentially have to change everything in the story. I will however redo the last update however because Anon's little chat does feel really out of place. Can't wait till I can finally write 'the end' on this trainwreck

>>28057970

boop

Damn Starlight spam

>A slow tune started playing.
>The anons were waiting.

>>28065425
she hates fillies

>wanting the board to be alive

>>28066922
Yeah but I love those dubs

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>>28065425
Tfw I was quite fond of Starlight at the end of season 5 and liked the original shitposting. Now all there is is this old glim>nu glim shit

>>28068228
I really hope that its just a Summer thing.

>>28068250
Inb4 it's the next Nyx-posting epidemic except much less enjoyable

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>>28068276
Fuck. I hope not.

>>28068303
>And an anon can only hope that such a thing may never coms true.
>an anon
>An Anon
An Anon, there is a great prophecy to fulfil. After you complete your greentext, that is.

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>the state of this board

>>28068434
Nah, the prophecy got it all wrong, I can't wait till that happens

Bum

blop

>>28063850
>too sappy
Are you watching the same cartoon horse show as the rest of us?

blamp

BANG

>>28070807
Woah man, you almost scared me. Be more considerate next time

>>28070982
sorry man i got exicted