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Whoa you wake up in a strange room with a narratively convenient case of amnesia. On the far wall there's a hole. What do you do?
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>>27903017
Insert ear into hole, await pleasure
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>>27903017
>apply dick to hole
>become erect
>rip out door-sized chunk of wall
>step through, flinging drywall into the nearest pony's face off the end of my dick
>???
>profit
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>>27903017
Put dick in hole like a normal human being.
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>>27903017
Put my finger through it to get rid of the Cheeto dust
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>>27903017
Fart into it.
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Bust through the wall and fuck the pony on the other side.
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>>27903017
Question why you look like a rabbit
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Contemplate suicide until The Hole starts to play Linkin Park on the world's smallest violin.
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>>27903017
press anus against the hole. wait for help.
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>>27903033
>>27903034
>>27903059
You do what any respectable person would do in this situation, you stick your dick in it. Obviously the next step is to use your hole stuffer to tear down this wall and bash whichever person thought it'd be a good idea to stick you here. But alas, the wall is metal and dose not burst.
You've gotten yourself stuck to a wall, holy shit.
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>>27903056
Stick dick in some nor/mlp/erson's anus.
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>>27903121
Clearly your only choice at this point is to thrust gently into The Hole's loving embrace
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>>27903121
>implying I can't bend metal with my dick
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>>27903132
>>27903136
Clearly the obvious choice is to make love with the hole itself. You treat the hole to some sweet sexins, tender, love-filled dicking. and such. You swear you feel the whole room shake as you do this, you must really be into it. This is hot.
Like REALLY hot.
Like ho my god this is starting to hurt.
You stop thrusting and start trying to jank your Johnson out before it gets scalded. Surprisingly this works, you pop right out. Yet you're stil rock hard. You look up at the hole and to your surprise it's starting to melt.
You knew your dick could bend metal! You're so good at the sex.
The hole looks big enough to crawl through almost, though it's pitch black on the other side.
As you inch closer a voice pops up over some unseen speaker.
"P-Please do not go near the malfuntioning port! An alternate exit with be dispatched to fix this issue."
And on cue a lift of some kind pops down from the ceiling.
Which way do you go?
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>>27903251
Through the dark and scary hole we just dicked open, obviously.
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>>27903251
Clearly our schlong created this exit as a gift to us. It would be rude not to venture forth through our Penile Portal
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>>27903251
go near the malfunctioning port.
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>>27903251
Draw a smiley face on Dong and proceed through the freshly dicked wallhole
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>>27903286
>>27903297
>>27903303
Obviously we go into the hole, your pecker knows where to go so you're just gonna listen to him room now on. Beside, you don't need some ethereal voice telling where to go, you're your own man!. You scuttle your butt over to the "malfunctioning port" and start to climb in when the voice chimes in again.
"Only authorized personnel are allow to enter the maintenance shafts, please exit through the lift or you will be ejected forcefully."
Pft, yeah right.
You climb into the hole.
You can't see a thing, the only light is coming from the room behind you. But when you're far enough away suddenly that light shuts off, drenching you in darkness.
Now you have no idea what you're doing, so you continue forward despite the no sight.
But then, in the distance. A light on, Hope!
A small red light a ways away from you, you scuttle towards it. As your eyes adjust to the slightly raised light level though, you see what it is.
CREEPY SPIDER ROBOT!
Fug, what should you do?
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>>27903319
cap'd, myman
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>>27903401
You are a ponis, make friends with the adorable little brobot. That's what ponises do.
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>>27903401
acquire spiderbro.
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>>27903401
tear off it's legs and use it as a flashlight if he does not cooperate.
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>>27903401
What kind of poner would you be if you didn't try and make friends with this disturbing little creature.
You scuttle over to the little guy and start whispering sweet nothings into his eye. He responds by climbing onto your face and zapping you with little bolts of electricity, like static cling from a shirt.
You shake him off and knock him away with your hoof, this seems to do him in as his red light shuts off.
As you near the verge of a breakdown from your first murder of a living being the lil robo bud boots back up, his screen eye showing the process of a "factory reset".
He climb to his legs and gains his eye thing, only this time the light is green.
Words pop up on screen reading. "Input User Name. Insert Unit name"
WHat do you put in for both fields?
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>>27903613
User name: Bickdutt
Unit Name: Dat Boi
Inform Dat Boi that he is a cute and we love him.
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>>27903613
Magnum Dong; QT3.14
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>>27903613
User Name: Ratchet
Unit Name: Clank
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>>27903613
Name: topcolt
unit name:lightbright
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>>27903613
User Name: Uncle Jobel
Unit Name: JoJo
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>>27903017
more like a transparent glory hole maze.
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>>27903642
Mein nigger
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>>27903613
%Username%
%Unitname%
See what bug happens to this bug.
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>>27903628
>>27903657
>>27903629
WHat's your name again?
Oh yeah, it's Ratchet!
And this little buddy shall be henceforth dubbed, Lightbright!
Because he has a light, and he's bright.
...
Hey you have amnesia, that's literal brain damage you have an excuse.
He seems to accept this.
"Input action"
Okay, what do you tell the little guy to do?
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>>27903843
>rape
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>>27903843
lead the way to fun and adventure
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>>27903843
Get some info on where you are.
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>>27903843
>Rape
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>>27903843
>rape
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>>27903843
>rape
Obviously.
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>>27903843
Tell him to hold on to Mr Dong and continue the adventure. That is where he lives now.We've always wanted cockspiders
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>>27903847
>>27903863
This. Both. Because it is connected and codependent.
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>>27903843
have him lead you to adventure.
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>>27903847
>>27903863
>>27903888
>>27903891
>>27903894
>>27903901
>>27903911
>>27903914
Rape, obviously.
"Error: Function not found"
You scrunch in frustration, trying again with more emphasis.
"Error: Function not found"
You try three more times with the same results before giving up.
Fiiiiiine.
You decide to ask something more helpful; where you are.
"You are in the maintenance tunnels of ship model bdz-0788"
Right okay.
Instead you ask him to lead you to fun and adventure.
"...Define fun."
You know, something you do for pleasure.
"...Affirmative."
Then he starts scuttling away, before stopping a few feet away at a rusty pipe.
What is this?
"This is what I do for pleasure."
He begins cutting out a section of broken pipe before squiring some kind of paste on the surface which hardens into a metallic sheen.
Stupid robots.
Then from behind you hear some kind of metallic scraping getting louder and louder.
You turn your head and see several red lights in the path behind you, they seem a lot less benign than lightbright's.
What do you do?
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>>27904100
tell him to lead you to an exit or even better other ponies.
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>>27904100
Run the fuck away from the red lights before they decide to explore your insides!
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>>27904100
Scream like a bitch
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>>27904114
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>>27904167
(I'm going to greentext ratchet's dialogue to prevent confusion.)
You let out a girlish scream, amplified by the enclosed metal structure you're in.
>"Quick take me to where other ponies are!"
"Define: Other ponies."
>"You know! Other things like me!"
"There are no other beings like you on this ship."
>"Fine just find me an exit, quick!"
The robuddy beeps a confirmation before scuttling off, with you desperately crawling behind him trying to catch up.
You take a few twists, turns and tumbles before the scuttlebug stops and taps some random point on the wall several times. This causes the whole thing to open like a panel.
You fling yourself out of it, landing on a tile bathroom floor.
The panel closes shut when the brobot jump down. A few seconds later you hear this relentless scraping sound reach the point you exited, then pass by.
You breathe a sigh of relief.
You look around the bathroom, only illuminated by the robot's light.
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>>27904100
Run, bitch, run. Back to the wall-dicking room.
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>>27904344
ask the pony in the stall if they can spare a square.
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>>27904344
I see legs on the third door on the right. This means you need to look in the second stall and see if it has a hole you can stick your dick in.
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>>27904356
Apply this to >>27904344
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>>27904344
Find a light switch.
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>>27904356
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>>27904379
Your heart skips a beat when you notice a pair of legs in the third stall.
You flick the light switch and, just in case, go to the stall beside the third instead.
Inside is a convenient glory hole.
You start with an icebreaker.
>"Hey man can you spare a square?"
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No dice.
You take a peak through the glory hole and get a face full of boner, just not the one you expected from a glory hole.
Skelepone had a bad last few minutes it seems.
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>>27904538
That guy looks pretty...
>Apply shades
Boned.
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>>27904538
Well this sucks. I guess there are truly no ponies here that can suck our dick through a hole. Ask light bright if he knows how to get out of the ship or what noteworthy locations are around us.
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>>27904538
Open the third stall and see if the skeleton has anything useful on it.
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>>27904538
Inspect skeleton for evidence of physical trauma.
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>>27904538
yell at the skeleton about he better not Spook us
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>>27904538
Flush for safety.
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>>27904603
>>27904580
You decide that you aren't goona get anywhere just starting at him trough a cock ring.
>"Alright buddy, i'm coming in there so you'd better not spook me!"
"Error: Please restate command" Bro bot says.
>"No not you i- ah forget it."
You move towards the other stall, inspecting the skelly belly.
No signs of physical trauma, but then again expect for anything obvious you wouldn't know what to look for.
You jostle the skelly to find his goodies, but all he has is an id keycard around his neck.
Apparently his name was Lock Stock, he was part of the arsenal crew.
You pocket it, without pockets.
Then something dawns on you, there truly aren't any ponies that can service you through a hole in a wall here. You nearly break down in tears, but retain your composure.
Okay, new plan, get of this ship.
>"Lightbright. Are there any ways off this ship?"
"There are five airlocks on each level of the ship."
>"Doesn't help, is there anything else? Any escape pods?"
"All civilian Escape pods have been ejected from the hull. Captain's Pod remains intact but is off limits to passengers."
>"Okay, what's around here?"
"We are currently situated on civilian deck 2:Shopping district."
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>>27904963
Roam the ship, looking for something to insert penus into.
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>>27904963
Ask if he knows where the arsenal is supposed to be. you should head there and we can get ourselves equipped with things or even take this guys stuff.
Where is the captains pod?
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>>27904963
Well since we're the last living pony on the ship I say we get a field promotion to Captain by default. Now please take us to our quarters, I bet they're luxurious as fuck.
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>>27904963
>Get Card
>Go to captain's quarters
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I have to fill the glory hole that is my mouth with the cock that is food. If the thread dies it's no skin off my nose but if you like it so far keep it bumped.
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hope we're able to find some ponies soon so that we can tell them to get on the otherside of a wall with a hole in it
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>>27905262
Preferably with an orifice of their choice covering it.
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>>27905281
Is mayonnaise an orifice
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>>27905364
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an orifice.Horseradish is not an orifice either.
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9 ain't fine, fampachi ramasama.
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>>27905104
>get card
>go to captain's quarters
>cut hole in wall
>stick dick in hole.
Hasn't steered us wrong yet.
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>>27905932
Sticking our collective song into holes is always the best option.
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