>tfw there is a spooky skeleton inside your waifu. And a cloud.

>>27899203
Newbie Dash isn't canon.

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>>27899217

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The cloud is her cervix. In Equestria, your dick can pierce the heavens in a whole new way.

>>27899234
kek
>>27899225
o shiet

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>>27899234

>>27899203
>>27899225
So if Ponka gets struck by lightning, there will be balloons where her uterus should be?

>>27899217
>isn't canon
Dashfags btfo'd

>>27899203
>cloud in her thigh
clearly a fart cloud.

>>27899629
Kill yourself, Dave, you worthless pile of shit.

>>27899203
And yet I'll always think of them as walking jello pones.

>>27900461
You seem troubled.

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>>27899619
Nah, most earth ponies have dirt there. Just like most unicorn have cum.

>>27900495
Shit up, racist.

>>27899217
No, it's canon. It's the worst episode of the Dash-Wonderbolts arc so far, but it's still canon

On an only slightly related note, who's ready for 28 Pranks Later AKA Mysterious Mare Do Well 2: Somehow We Came Up With An Even Worse Premise Edition?

>>27900766
I said IT. IS. NOT. CANON. So shut the fuck up.
And MMDW 2.0 isn't canon either.

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>>27900787
I don't think you know what that word means. If it happened in show, it's cannon.

>>27900814
No. It was like one of those Treehouse of Horror episodes, you know that those episodes aren't canon, right? Newbie Dash was like one of those episodes, so it isn't canon.

>>27900856
The holocaust isn't canon.

>>27900861
>>>/pol/

>>27900856
How are those cement shoes doing in The Nile?

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>>27900856
The Simpsons Treehouse of horror episodes were planned non-canon holiday specials. Newbie Dash is simply another episode in the season and series.

No anon, I'm afraid Newbie Dash does not get a pass and will effect future episodes. Your blue fast waifu will forever be called Rainbow Crash by her idols and comrades

>>27901039
>future episodes
>implying that The Cutie Remark, the episode that proved that Equestria depends on Rainbow Dash isn't the series finale
Kek. You're funny, Anon.

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>>27901070
We still got the rest of season six, a movie, and 7 more seasons. I personally can't wait for 28 Pranks Later or Mysterious Mare do well 2: Electric Boogaloo.

>>27900766

>Newbie Dash

>Worse than Rainbow Falls.

Lol no.

>>27899203
Wonder what's in Fluttershy's tummy?

>>27902282
Butterflies.

>>27902348
Sounds right to me.

>>27901234

>>27900766 here, I think as long as the whole thing's played for laughs as an 'out-prank the prankster' plot it'll probably be fine. My concern is that it might turn into a total MMDW retread, which would be OOC for Dash given the development she's had since S2, and OOC for the rest of the M6 given that psychologically destroying their friend instead of just politely sitting her down to have a chat about their issue would be as OOC now as it was when MMDW aired.

>>27900495
>Rainbow Dash: cloud >>27899203
>Applebloom: apple >>27899225

Use your eyes faggot.

>>27900856
I don't think you get to choose which episodes are or are not canon based on how butthurt they make you feel, Dashfags.

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>>27900856
i didnt think someone could be this far in denial.