MLP General

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>filly

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605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz

606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb

607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3

609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm

611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni

Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction: Rainbow Dash meets a pony at the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan who hates Daring Do as much as she loves it.

614 - The Cart Before the Ponies: The Cutie Mark Crusaders get the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby; their teammates Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.

615 - 28 Pranks Later: Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand; the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine.

616 - The Times They Are a Changeling: When Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart, they discover the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.

617 - Dungeons and Discord: When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's role-playing game session.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

Princess pricks!

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>Sweetie Belle image in OP
DANKE, ISAAC

They announce that beach episode yet?

>>27898386
they go to a nudist beach and hilarity ensues

Fillies filled: $45

Premium filly filling: $55

Filled jelly donuts: $65

Filly forgot to rewind her books before returning them and Twilight is pissed.

>>27898436
how do you rewind a book

>>27898440
You flip through the pages backwards

How big is the average alicorn cock?

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>>27898440
Using the book rewinder that she bought from Flim and Flam for 300 bits.

t was on sale.

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Who /ponies/ here?

Who /futa mare/ here?

Pony says it's time to heave out

later lads
I'm jumping on the Kung Fu Panda fandom

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>>27898537
heave this

>>27898543
Fuck off GG

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odds: draw pone
evens: draw mon

>>27898543
What fandoms would the main six follow?

No repeats.

>>27898553
The MLP fandom.

>>27898551
Did you draw that pony?

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ALRIGHT, DICE HAS SPOKEN, WE'RE DED BUT I'LL DO IT ANYWAY:

REQUESTS

>>27898563
no, you can tell it wasn't me because it's p-gud

>>27898566
A BIG LUNA_____ FOR ONCE

>>27898453
Imagine a really impressive stallion cock. Like the kind you see on strong earth stallion stock who accidentally wack cute mares who walk too close. That girth and weight can leave a black eye. The kind the weigh the size of a filly.

Now double it.

>>27898566
filly and colt holding hooves

>>27898570
So 3 feet, let's say? With a six inches thick sheathe and huge, bouncy black balls?

>>27898566
DRAW LOTS AND LOTS OF CELESTIA

later lads
jumping to the Lego Elves fandom
https://youtu.be/EzmqK2MgmSA

>>27898543
Speaking of jumping fandoms, what happened with Zootopia? It died all of a sudden.

>>27898576
That's a reasonable estimate. It's hard to get an accurate measurement though. By the time you get close enough to measure and get it fully erect you'll probably forget what you were doing.

>>27898587
>died
either it went the way of being a normie fandom which is just barely floats or it's part of the furry content library

>>27898453
It's almost as big as the average dork cock.

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gonna' stram some draws for a littel bit

starting off with luna

http://derpy.me/AKNxr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP5zOi676O0

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>>27898585
>This is actually sold to people as animation.
>Parents are spending money to show kids this.

>>27898614
>spending
It's right there, on youtube

>>27898588
But which Princess has the absolute biggest one?

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>>27898585
>Not available in my cuntree

>>27898621
Who's tubes??!

>>27898622
I dunno man, the one with the biggest body probably. They're all proportionate, right?

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>>27898595
While we're on the subject of dorks...
>Today is Be a Dork Day

>>27898640
But not all ponies are born the same, right?
Everyone things Sunbutt is the biggest, but what if she only has a deep marepussy and no marecock?

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>>27898642
Post less dorks, post more fillies.

>>27898553
Twilight-Gravity Falls
Fluttershy-Anime
Applejack-The walking dead
Rainbow Dash-Steven Universe
Rarity-Arby n the chief
Pinkie Pie-Five nights at Freddy's

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>>27898649
I don't normally save the former, so that's not a difficult thing for me to do.

>>27898653
>Pinkie
Hamsteak*

filly goes INTO THE LEVEL BEYOND

>>27898632
*g-gulp!*

how warm and soft are ponies

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>>27898653
>Rainbow Dash-Steven Universe
>Rarity-Arby n the chief

>>27898514
i always liked how they put rarara in the basket because she didn't have the cloudwalking spell

continuity!

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>>27898665
Rarity knows that she wants the Chief's dong.
And Steven universe is about space lesbians, of course rainbow would like it

>>27898653
>Rainbow
Orange is the new black

>>27898664
Very. Especially the pony you love.

>>27898678
WHY WON'T YOU KNOT ME UP ROOGLES

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>>27898642
How fortuitous.

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>>27898553
Twilight - VOTOMS
Fluttershy - Eureka 7
Applejack - Gundam, Universal cent.
Rainbow Dash - Getter Robo
Rarity - Escaflowne
Pinkie Pie - Macross

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>>27898684
There's only enough room for one purple dragon in this general, anon.

>>27898663
*ULP ULP ULP*

is there anything to talk about during the hiatus other than how pretty and cute and sexy ponies are and how much we want to hug/fuck them

>>27898700
>Rarity
>not the Big O

>>27898714
Yes
Enormous Princess cock.

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>>27898714
We could like

y'know

talk about the show

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>>27898700

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>>27898717
>Rarity being into Batman.

Yeah, no. A romance story set in a fantasy universe which has all the fabulosity of late-medieval world, romantic sky voyages, charming knights and ornate robots?

I think that would be much more up her alley.

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>>27898385
>DANKE

Never use this subhuman language on this board.

>>27898729
You are derr üntermensch, Anonymoushön.

>>27898700
>VOTOMS
I never finished watching that

stram when

>>27898726
>>27898725
>>27898717
>>27898700
>not Five Star Stories

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27898729
He said danke, not donkey.

You racist.

>>27898725
Rarity's only Big O is her o-ring.

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>>27898700
>Twilight
>not Muv Luv

>>27898743
How many liters does she have? V6, V8 or more?

>>27898553
Twilight: Mr. Robot
Rarity: True Detective
AJ: House of Cards
Pinkie: Deadpool
FS: Attenborough documentaries
Dash: Orange is the new Black

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>>27898744
>Twilight
>Watching eroge

Shes supposed to be the star pupil of Celestia and these kinda people do uphold manners even in privacy.

>Game never ever

>>27898751
>implying she wouldn't have the special edition Rance
there's basically nothing in Alternative anyway, so it's okay, right?

>>27898714
let's talk feet and how smooth they are

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Do not wear a gown to the beach

>>27898757
no
let's talk hooves and how hoofy they are

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>>27898654
Why are they so goddamn cute? They're always doing silly things in the background, too.

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>>27898759
how about no

>>27898788
okay let's talk about you and how cute you are

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>>27898788
She isn't

Next topic

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>>27898725
I still wonder how did he decide on which ponies to pair with which mecha to end up with Big O Rarity, Evangelion Flutters and so on...

>>27898794
HORSECOCKS

>>27898788

let's talk about those hips

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>>27898800
DID SOMEONE SAY HORSE COCKS

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>>27898806
>tfw I bought this comic at horsecon and enjoyed it

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>>27898806
What form of equine phallus do thou likest most, Anonymous?

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>>27898808
Enjoying things isn't a bad thing
I liked it too

>>27898812
the kind that belongs to a bro stallion who's down for casual dicksucking but not in a gay way

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>>27898812
GIGANTIC THROBBING HORSE COCKS THE SIZE OF MY ARM

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>>27898819
What if it's attached to a princess?

>>27898814
Yeah like I get the "not all dragons" hate but it's just like, if there are a bunch of jock alpha male teenaged dragons, who's to say there aren't a bunch of beta dorky teenaged dragons that are into ponies? I mean if the comics aren't canon then that still leaves Spike as definitive proof.

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my fetish is canon horse insertion

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>>27898825
That's disgusting
It's also my fetish

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Alrighty, here's your Luna, albeit summer themed.

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>>27898828
insertion of cannons into horses?

>>27898825
I bet luna ha's a very nice looking mare wang

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>>27898834
Cute!

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>>27898833
Are you sure?

>>27898840
We have pictures.

>>27898834
That coloring is kinda shitty.

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>>27898837
kinda the other way around

insert horse into canon

>>27898837
>rarity's_dildo.png

>>27898854
i want to hug trixie

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>>27898854
I keep forgetting this episode was a thing

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Does Luna get smaller during the summer and larger in the winter?

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>>27898855

http://www.strawpoll.me/10752140

>>27898861
does your shitposting get more obnoxious in the summer and less obnoxious in the winter

>>27898852
You're kinda shitty

>>27898861
no but her penis does

>>27898861
She's smaller in winter, when it's too cold for her to get fully erect unless inside something nice and warm

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Colt

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Shitposting is just another word
for nothing new to talk about

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>>27898882
Well what do you expect us to talk about? The show? Because it's obvious nobody actually does anymore.

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>>27898882
Let's talk about pony mating and interspecies relationships

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>>27898903
Mating? Sign me up!

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>>27898906
How often do ponies experiment with other nonequine races? Someone ask Lauren

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>>27898894
If people weren't talking about the show, there'd be no new waifus

>>27898894
People got bored of talking about the show a week after the board's creation. Unless there's new content coming in this place stagnates something horrific

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>>27898910
There's no need to ask anyone, we can find out ourselves

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>>27898882
Memes and jokes I subscribe to and like = top quality fun
Memes and jokes I don't like = worst shitposting killing this general since 2010

I went outside and just enjoyed the sunshine and fresh air
then I dipped my feet in a stream for a while
then I ate some blueberries
then I ran out of things to do

what do people even do outside
I mean it's nice and everything but other than reading a book while you dip your feet in the water what are you actually supposed to do

>>27898932
jack off
fuck animals
burn forests
that kinda stuff

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>>27898914
That's why I don't bother visiting the board when there's no new content. MLPG fits my casual daily MLP discussion just fine.

hey
hey guys
do any of you have a f-list

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>>27898945
>furfags

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rehorse the Equestria Girls

>>27898945
keep it on /unf/.

>>27898950
but it's a pony

>>27898845
I want luna to send me pictures she's taken of herself showing off her rock hard erection
With cocky texts making me beg to see more just knowing how easy she could dominate me

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Okay
Here's how you save the show
>Remove Rarity
>Take the rest of the ponies
>Remove them too
>Put Rarity back
>Then put another Rarity for every other pony you removed
There.

>>27898961
She'd send you those only when she's horny
maybe she'd even moon you

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>>27898964
yes

>>27898964
I mean sure everyone would want to watch town-wide orgies for twenty minutes with twenty episodes for each season, but you gotta keep it family friendly
you can't replace all the ponies with sluts

>>27898954
But nobody goes to /unf/ except for EA and that one really weird guy that's into really weird stuff

>>27898976
yes and talking about weird stuff here is exactly why I got banned the last time

so keep it to /unf/ okay

also hi

>In the summertime
>you got mare dicks, you got maredicks on your mind

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>>27898985
YOU got banned for being way too weird for way too long
stop being so weird

also a pony

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>>27898989
>a pony

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>>27898989
>YOU got banned for being way too weird for way too long
I'm just a lot more interesting. I mean come on, talking about luna's dick?
What a snoozefest.
Give her an egg-laying prehensile urethra with tiny suckers all along the shaft and maybe it'll stop being so boring

But enough of that
have a pony too

>>27898961
>nervously fidgeting each time you meet her
>she doesn't even flinch
>but every night, a new horsecock picture
>from every possible angle
>under every lighting
>drooling and clean
>pent up and... pent up
>flaccid and erect
>you have at least a hundred of the things
>why does she keep sending them to you

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>>27898996
>that spoiler
how do you live with yourself

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>>27899007
good job
now he's gonna continue
real proud of you anon

I wish we actually had mods

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>>27899007
Pretty happily to be honest.

So how about them ponies people

>>27899013
You can go to /r/mylittlepony if you want anon

>>27899019
Is that place any good?
I'm unironically curious.

>>27899019
You can go to /trash/ if you want to talk about shitty fetishes so much

>>27899029
Not that guy but honestly almost all subreddits I ever visited were either shitty or mediocre, mainly becuase it's usually filled with people that love the thing so much they refuse to see anything bad about it and if you mentioned it you'll be downvoted to hell.
Which is a horrible system for discussions.

Also the format of reddit is horrible to for discussions

>>27899029
It's basically just fanart

oh no the lunafags are jerking off to the thought of calling her mommy and sucking her dick for all eternity again

>>27899069
hello stonerhorse

BEST NONPONY

GO

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>>27899076
Trick question. The best nonpony is simply a pony viewed from a different angle.

>>27899069
"What's Sex?"

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>>27899076
He's literally pure masculinity that everyone hates only because they are reminded of their selves.

Think about it. The only men on the show are pussy whipped and the ones that aren't are enemies. Garble only becomes nonthreatening after the pussy whipped child gets power.

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>>27899076

>>27899090
are you an idiot

Seriously though.
Luna's cuddly.

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>>27899100
Search your heart anon you know it to be true.

>>27899106
>Still no art of that dragon lustfully and forcefully fucking Garble

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>>27899103
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?! THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET!!!

>>27899113
Celestia did.

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>>27899108
Anon that's gay


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVV1pY8xWo8

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>>27899117
TRAITOR

>>27899122
Celestia also told me that Luna is really, really big.

>>27899108
I wanted more porn of the belching dragon

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>>27899076
As if you wouldn't want to tap this catbutt.

>>27899117
what a cute moonbutt

princesses just do it better

>>27899128
Go to sleep Roogles

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>>27899126
STOP.

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>>27899128
I want her to say mean things to me and rub her paws on my face?
I also want her to refuse to retract her claws when she gives me a pawjob so she can make fun of how nervous I am

>>27899137
Why are you still responding

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>>27899127
I like to believe that she's only a belcher because she was raised around boys and tries hard to fit in until eventually it just became a part of her personality.

>>27899137
Also said that she's a restless sleeper. She says weird things when deep asleep. And sleeps on her back, her pony legs kicking in the air, the weirdo.

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>>27899147
Adorable

>>27899152
what does the moonpone say

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I want to rub her friendship glands

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>>27899128
I'm just realizing that I'm a huge cuck.

All of the characters I would consider a waifu that I don't go after is because they are "taken". I believe Gilda belongs to Greta.

Same thing with other characters. I couldn't go after Lyra because her and BonBon are perfect for each other. Mrs. Cake is already married as well as Cadence. There's no way in hell Celestia would ever go out with me and the one actual waifu, Sapphire Shores, I'm mostly loyal to would probably cheat on me behind my back during her world tours. But I'm fine with that.

I also can't waifu characters that too many people like such as Princess Ember because i'm a hipstercuck

LIZARDS DON'T HAVE BOOBS
REEEEEE

>>27899161
>tail boner
Oh no my fetish

>>27899164
That's doesn't make you a cuck holy shit do people not know what cuckolding means anymore?

>>27899160
Sometimes, she says weird names, sometimes long, overdrawn "I love yous", sometimes she even moans.
But most of the time, she's just frustratingly wrestling with a pillow.

>we're rock around the fuck around the cuck tonight
>we're gonna fuck fuck fuck 'til broad daylight
>we're gonna fuck we're gonna fuck around the cuck tonight.

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>>27899169
I gave up on arguing. I prefer female lizards with more defined hips and chests but not boobs. But people will draw what they want. There are some cases where I think its perfectly fine since in some universes, dragons can shape shift so who's to say they can't shape shift parts of their bodies to attract humans but most of the time I prefer them flat.


>>27899176
Its only cuckolding if you're married, right?

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Reminder that if you ship Spike with Ember you're literally a pedophile

>>27899191
It's only cuckolding if you're in a relationship.
Pining for someone that's taken doesn't make you a cuck. That doesn't even make sense.

Is it too hard to ask for a meme word where people don't butcher the definition?

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>>27899205
Reminder: These characters are not real

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How deep would little pony swimming pools be?

Filly wants to be your bride, no matter what society says.

>>27899213
But anon, everything and everyone is now a cuck!
KEK KEK KEK!

>>27899169
Those aren't boobs.

Dragons' lizard brains don't have well developed centers for friendship and empathy. They make up for it with specialized glands that produce a hormone that induces that warm, fuzzy feeling you get when you're nice to someone else.

If you want a dragon to be nice, make sure to rub its friendship glands!

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>>27899213
>Is it too hard to ask for a meme word where people don't butcher the definition?

Really the term for me just meant "Someone who is fine with their significant other being fucked." I guess I was saying I have a cuck mentality without being an actual cuckolder.

Would you replace Spike with Discord on the show?

>>27899221
Three inches.

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>>27899228

>>27899221
Seeing as Trixie is diving it would have to be 8 inches or mo- WHY THE FUCK IS LUNA SUNBURNT THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE

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>>27899226
And that's another thing that bothers me.
Kek. It's just like saying lol. Something most people on 4chan have been against for years.

But what drives me up the wall is when I see them used on places that aren't 4chan.

I'm getting too old and bitter for the internet.

Woop woop pull over that ass too fat.

>>27899231
>cuck mentality
What the fuck does that even mean?
"This girl is taken and we were never in a relationship, but I think like a cuck because I have no problem with her fucking the person she's ALWAYS been in a relationship with"

My autism is on overload today, anon, and it's all your fault.

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>>27899250
You can't tell me what to do
Oh pony dressed in blue
I will not heed to your badge
UNTIL WE GET ANSWERS TO WHY YOU SHOT POOR MOKUMBO HE DID NOTHING WRONG HE WAS A GOOD ZEBOI

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>>27899257


If I say now "If I was in a relationship with her and I wouldn't mind if she slept behind me" is thinking like a cuck. But since I'm not in a relationship with her I'm not one. That's all i'm saying.

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Who's the latest addition to your pony harem, Anon?

>>27899233
>>27899242
>inches
How little are the ponies in your minds?

>>27899285
You.

Filly is encouraging everyone to go Genji.

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>>27899287
Head at crotch level of an average human male.

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So the 2017 movie will use a little bit more detailed models of characters. Looks nice to be quite honest family.

>>27899287
I MEANT FEET

THAT ANON THREW ME OFF

THE PRINCESS DEMANDS YOUR STACK

A filly has no name.

>>27899303
>to be quite honest family.
when this thing will spread outside I will be mildly annoyed.
I'm already annoyed it's in here.

>>27899310
jesus christ dude go to /unf/
like come on just erp with EA like I do or something

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>>27899301
People say earth ponies don't have any special powers.

They are wrong.

Unicorns have magic, pegasi flight.

Earth ponies have fellatio.

>>27899303
Looks the same to me senpai

>>27899317
/unf/ is dead and so is EA
Remove thyself

which pony is the most talented cuddler

>>27899318
>Apple Bloom will never suck your fingers as you feed her

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>>27899325
The strong earth ponies.

>>27899304
Eight feet? Good thing Twilight is using floaties.

>>27899282
It wasn't a good joke, anon.
It didn't even make sense.

>>27899293
>Play Mercy
>S:76 activates his ult and shoots directly at a deflecting Genji
>All bullets hit me

Filly can suck my dick

would a pony be a good wife

Applejack says you're not allowed to babysit Apple Bloom anymore.

>>27899349
I wonder what happens if you get two genji's deflecting into eachother.

would a nonpony be a good wife

>>27899337
>>27899337
I wasn't referring to the argument that's just how the filename was.

Besides the image would be implying that your head is going so high up that the joke couldn't possibly go over your head. So really its a compliment.

>>27899317
I don't get the rise of all the black slang either.
>When anon calls you fham and you think he's being friendly but he's just mememing at you
>When anon uses any black slang you're familiar with and you think he's being chill but he's just memeing

>>27899356
Yes.

>>27899362
No.

would tex be a good wife

>>27899361
>learned recently Genji can deflect Zarya's ult
Fuck this hero man

>>27899375
Nobody who waifus Applejack could possibly be good at anything

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>>27899362
Zebras would be sweet but always talk in rhymes

Griffons would like you if you had something material to offer them

Changelings would suck you off nonstop until you die 2 days later

Dragons would add you to their "hoard" which is actually a reverse harem they only use to show off to the other girls

Mules would be nice only because there's nothing uglier than them so they wouldn't throw a fit or complain

Cows would want you to squeeze their tits all day

Diamond Dogs would only want you around for sex during "that" season but disregard you for the rest of the year

Humans are shit especially pastel colored humans

>>27899375
Would female Tex be like that episode of Cro High where they're all girls?

>>27899384
This exactly. Nothing would change about him except his hair and clothes

>>27899383
you forgot saddle arabians and goats and minotaurs and sea serpents and SHOO BE DOO SHOOB SHOOB BEE DOO

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>>27899398
>Minotaur waifu

unf

>>27898644
It's Celestia.
Luna's is big, and absolutely enormous if you dream about her, but she's the smaller sister.
Cadence's is rather large, but her husband (who is outrageously hung by mortal standards) is larger.
Twilight is on the road to outgrow her mentor, and she's using the same spells on herself as she used to use on her brother, but she's not there yet.

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Mature Mules

Filly printed out pictures of your internet history as part of her "found art" class.

The exhibition is today.

>>27899434
oh no
Everyone's gonna know about my vomit and scat fetishes

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>>27899434
Oh no, now everyone's going to see all the pony butts I've looked at!

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>>27899434
It's just a bunch of Applejack pictures!

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>>27899383
what about horsumans? ponumans? pony girls?

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>>27899434
Good thing I use private browsing.

>>27899455
Filly got it from your ISP

>>27899434
Oh no, everyone will know about the underground Luna butt picture sharing sites I visit every day

>>27899398
>>27899410
He mentioned cows
They're that but bigger and upright

>>27899415
but what about skyla and nightmare moon

Remember to involve the fillies in your illegal activities so they can't call you out on them.

>>27899470
Skyla isn't real, but Flurry Heart is on pace to break records.

Nightmare Moon was born of jealousy, so she's a copy of Celestia's but slightly bigger. Her bright pink package looks rather silly against her jet black coat, but whatever.

>>27899480
But what about the horseballs

>>27899425
Mules mean that there are donkey-fucking ponies.

Skyla was cute, but Flurry at least isn't just a Sweetie Belle recolor.

>>27899495
They're huge, heavy and entirely smoochable. Full of deliciously magical candy spunk too. Generally they're invisible, but if you want to see them and the princess wants you to see them they're there.

>>27899510
Do they just kinda "drop" with a cartoonish *pop*? Or are they magic horse balls?

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>>27899509
>Skyla was cute
God dammit every time I think we've hit a new low in taste you people prove me wrong.

>>27899515
They're just /there/
On display for the world to see
But no one else seems to notice

But she winks when she catches you staring
From both sides

>>27899516
She's a pony, of course she's cute.

>>27899541
can you guys stop
like literally stop existing

>>27899541
So all Princessballs have a "Somebody Else's Problem" field around them? But surely, you can't ignore that glaring, humongous sheathe.

>>27899547
As a counter-example I'd like to present this pony
>>27899536

>>27899549
>replying
just filter the reply chain like every sane person

>>27899536
kiss that filly

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peco pretty much wants to perfectly party with pank

>>27899557
can't I report them

>>27899564
reporting does nothing on a board with no mods so who even cares

>>27899549
No, but if you hide the conversation it will be like we did! Of course, we'll still be there. Just like Princess Celestia's gigantic ballsack.

>>27899552
Basically, yes
It's a more advanced version of the standard featureless crotch illusion all ponies can do naturally.

>>27899564
You can, but it's not really worth the effort
By the time a janitor shows up they'll either be done or we'll be in the next horse

>>27899569
BUT THEY MAKE ME ANGRY

>>27899569
>>27899576
Plus there's the whole thing about NSFW text not being against the rules.

>>27899576
even if the janitor does come it's not like it makes a difference
deleting posts without banning in a general is possibly the most pointless thing ever

>>27899581
ERP is against the rules

>>27899574
It must work on ponies and probably on Spike, but does it at all work on humans? If you were to go to Equestria, would you see all the princesses with enormous fucking cocks, with all in attendance winking madly?

>>27899585
Since when is talking about ponies role playing?

>>27899587
Personally, I would. But the illusion still holds if the human would want it to.

>>27899594
HOЙ
O
Й

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I'm going to go play video games.

>>27899600
What the fuck

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>>27899600

>>27899598
But is it only visual? Can you still smell the horseballs, feel them, taste them? Can you jostle Celestia's testies with a standardized ten foot pole without seeing them?

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>>27899603
Why is she making that face?

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>>27899369
> the rise of all the black slang either.
People have been using black slang for years even decades anon. It's nothing new

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>>27899609
I really like her.
Too bad neither her nor any background fillies will be expanded upon and given an actual personality. Oh well.

Woooh black filly bamalam.

>>27899639
That would be too much work.

>>27899621
Because she's a filly

What's with all the recent Noiposting anyway

Is it a script like the >filly poster or something

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>>27899687
She's cute, that's about the extent of it

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>>27899687
>Is it a script
Noi

>>27899687
When you expose some people to a forced meme long enough, they will eventually find it funny.

>>27899687
I like her.

>>27899694
Then why don't I still think that le funny frog meme, le funny dog meme, le funny cuck meme and le funny talk like a nigger meme are funny?

>>27899699
You're not some people?

>>27899699
Because you're bitter and hate yourself?

>>27899699
Because you are only one.

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>>27899708
There seem to be quite a lot of "some people", then.

>>27899711
I'd be more bitter and hate myself a hell of a lot more if I parroted that dumb shit like so many others seem to do.

Also, this is distinctly not pon.

Are they gone

>>27899719
It was pone when it was asking about NOI

You're the one that had a stroke and started looking "le" posting

>>27899719
You're the one complaining because someone posted a filly :^)

>>27899730
I am?

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>>27899724
The fillies have adopted clever disguises, but they're still around. Don't be fooled.

>>27899736
Filly thanks you for your contribution

>>27899736
Kill yourself

>>27899736
What the fuck

>>27899736
Kill yourself

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>>27899736
That's kinda hot

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>>27899739
That's not a speed suit.

>>27899739
Does filly want to go with me to the sock hop?

>>27899383
>Diamond Dogs would only want you around for sex during "that" season but disregard you for the rest of the year
>implying

>>27899736
That's adorable.
I'm already imagining the smell.